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00:12I'm sorry, Mother. I still cannot hold the Trident.
00:19Do not despair, my son. You know the ancient law.
00:23The Relic will not answer until you unite with your destined love.
00:27It is the only way to unlock your full power.
00:31You must journey to the mortal realm and find her.
00:35Hear me, Poseidon. Among all your siblings, you alone remain unchosen by the Trident.
00:40It shall be done, Mother. I will not fail you.
01:17If a little dirt and rags repel them, they certainly don't deserve to be my destined mate.
01:31Jennifer, you're nothing but a blood-sucking leap.
01:34You ever pull a stunt like that again, I'll throw your ass straight back into that rat-infested teller.
01:42But, Father, I can't marry Paul. The guy is knocking on Seventy's door. He can't even stomach a boat ride
01:47anymore.
01:47I can earn that hundred gold pieces myself. Just cut me some slack.
01:51You don't get to call the shots here. You should be kissing Mr. Paul's feet for even looking at you.
01:57Your only job is keeping him happy. Don't make him regret dropping a hundred gold balls on you.
02:03Ah, Jen, Daddy picked out a fiancé for me, too. We're in the same boat.
02:08I'm sure Mr. Paul will treat you like royalty, just like my Ryan treats you.
02:11Are you kidding me? You're marrying a young, gorgeous guy and being pawned off to a 70-year-old geez
02:15with one foot in the grave
02:16and as his side piece, not his wife! It's not the same, Michelle!
02:21Shut your damn mouth, you ungrateful bitch!
02:23I've already pocketed Paul's gold. He's throwing in two ships once you're delivered.
02:27Like it or not, you are warming his bed tonight.
02:31If you actually force me into this, I swear to God I'll run off and become a nun.
02:36I'll pray every single day for the Almighty to punish you. You will rot in hell!
02:42Fine, Jennifer!
02:44You want to play hardball? I'll give you one last choice.
02:48If you're too good for Mr. Paul, then you can marry this stinking beggar right here, right now!
03:07Fine! Bring it on! I'll marry the beggar today!
03:14Hey, you pathetic piece of trash. Let's be real. You were destined to die alone in a gutter.
03:19But today's your lucky day. You won't say no to a free wife, right?
03:33Wait, she didn't even flinch at the sight of me? Looks like this mortal is built different.
03:39Yeah.
03:43I'd be absolutely honored to take her as my wife.
03:58Holy crap! I can't believe Mason actually pawned his own daughter off to that bottom-feeling tram.
04:02Jesus, look at the guy. He couldn't rub two pennies together if his life depended on it.
04:05Jennifer's in for a world of hurt.
04:10Father never gave a damn about me.
04:12He's a cold-blooded snake who only cares about my price tag.
04:17I'd rather tie the knot with a street rat than be auctioned off like meat.
04:21I am so done with this toxic hellhole.
04:26Hear what they're whispering, Jennifer?
04:28If my beggar routine gross you out, you can still walk away.
04:34No way.
04:35You might think I'm crazy, but...
04:38To me, you're a literal godsend.
04:43Let's get out of here, honey.
04:45I mean my dear husband.
04:56I'm sorry, Jennifer.
04:58What you see is what you get.
04:59No cozy honeymoon suite tonight.
05:01Just this beat-up, drafty old fishing boat.
05:03Hey, cut that out.
05:04We're hitched now, and I'm not looking down on you.
05:06For better or worse, we're in this ride together.
05:40I'm not looking down on you.
05:41Oh my god, what the hell just happened?
05:43Where did this insane crystal palaces come from?
05:54Don't sweat the details right now.
06:02Jennifer, my sweet.
06:03It's still our wedding night.
06:05Are you ready to give yourself to me?
06:10Absolutely.
06:11Like I said, we're husband and wife now.
06:19Trust me.
06:20I'm gonna make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:34I'm gonna make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:37I'm gonna make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:38I'm gonna make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:38I'm gonna make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:39I'm gonna make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:42I'm gonna make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:42I'm gonna make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:42I'm gonna make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:42I'm gonna make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:43I'm gonna make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:44I'm gonna make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:44I'm gonna make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:45I'm gonna make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:54Lord Poseidon!
06:56Sorry to crash the party, but Zeus is stuck in the Divine Labyrinth.
06:58The All-Mother needs you for a rescue op, Stat!
07:10Sweetheart, an emergency just came up and I've gotta go.
07:12Don't panic, I'll be back in your arms in nine days, tops.
07:33Mother, what the hell happened?
07:35Why do I feel like I just woke up from a century-long fever dream?
07:41Poseidon, you're finally awake!
07:44Remember that ancient curse you tripped Bailing Zeus out?
07:48That's what knocked you out cold.
08:05Merciful Seas, the Trident actually accepted you?
08:10Don't tell me you finally tracked down the mortal whose head over heels for you.
08:23Spill it! Who is she?
08:26Just a regular mortal girl.
08:29But to me, she's everything.
08:32We're already married, Mother. If it weren't for that damn curse, I'd have paraded her up to Olympias ages ago.
08:39Praise the oceans!
08:41Listen to me, kiddo! Go fetch her right this second!
08:45I am literally dying to meet this girl!
08:48Say less, Mother. Consider it done.
08:52Hold on, Poseidon. There's a catch.
08:54You've been in that coma for nine whole years.
08:58Which means...
09:00That poor girl has been waiting for you for nine solid years!
09:05Are you kidding?!
09:06I ghosted Jennifer for nine fucking years?!
09:09No, this is beyond messed up. I need to get down there right now.
09:26Ugh, too basic. Go raid the Divine Vault for the Golden Apples. I need to absolutely blow this girl's mind.
09:34Actually, scratch that. I'm crashing the mortal realm to roll out the red carpet myself.
09:54It's been nine goddamn years. How much longer is it gonna take for him to show his face again?
10:00Jennifer! Why the hell is my chamber pot from yesterday still sitting there?!
10:08I'm literally scrubbing the clothes you and Father just dumped on me! I'll get to it!
10:12You brainless cow! The goddamn stench ruined my dresses! I let you and your two little bastards crash here! I
10:18feed you, and you can't even handle one basic chore?!
10:21Hey, back the hell off. This is my house, too.
10:25Ah!
10:27You have no right to run your mouth at me! Those brats of yours are just like you! Ungrateful, blood
10:32-sucking parasites!
10:34Mom!
10:37You know damn well the kids and I bust our asses! Look around! We're the only ones keeping this damn
10:41house from falling apart!
10:46That's because doing the grunt work is exactly what you filthy roaches were born to do!
10:52Back off! Don't you dare touch our mother!
10:59You filthy little street rat bastards! That's what you get for running your mouths at Lady Jessica!
11:04You freaks should have been chucked in the ocean at birth! Strip them, douse them in ice water, and lock
11:08them in the stables!
11:10Sneak them a single crumb, and they'll be hell to pay!
11:14Chill, Mum. Don't forget Ryan's chauffeuring us to the Temple of Poseidus. Just make these useless peasants haul the offerings.
11:22Shake a leg and get in the damn carriage! We can't keep my big shot son-in-law waiting!
11:45This is seriously creeping me out. Why does this temple feel so warm and familiar?
11:56Wait, that era? The bloodline of the Sea God? How the hell did it end up here?
12:07O almighty Lord of the Sea, we offer these tributes with the purest intentions. Bless our merchant fleets and bring
12:14us great fortune.
12:17Stop standing around like idiots! Your only job right now is to pray to the Sea God to protect Ryan's
12:22fleet!
12:24Honestly, letting gutter trash like you even breathe in the direction of the Sea God is a massive privilege.
12:30Keep dragging your feet and I'll assume you're itching for the stables!
12:34Maybe if I pray to the statue, it'll actually bring my husband back safely.
12:41No! Stop! We cannot bear the worship of the heirs of the Sea God!
12:48Oh great Sea God, please just let my husband come home soon.
12:52Oh great Sea God, please just let our dad come home safely.
13:21What the actual hell just happened?
13:24Why did the statues just nuke themselves?
13:30Somebody seriously pissed off the Sea God!
13:33His rage just blew those statues to smithogreens!
13:43If the Sea God is throwing a tantrum, anyone who makes a dime off the ocean is screwed!
13:49God damn it! Who has the absolute stones to piss off the Sea God?
13:54If the ocean slaps a curse on us, our entire cash flow goes down the toilet!
13:59Listen up people! It has to be them!
14:01Their filthy bastard bloodline completely rashed the temple's vibe!
14:05So it was you, three little rats!
14:07Growl for forgiveness right this minute, or I swear to God your lives are gonna be a waking nightmare!
14:15Son of a bitch! How dare they treat the heirs to the sea like garbage!
14:19We're stuck in phantom mode and can't do shit!
14:22Keto, ping Lord Poseidon right now!
14:26No! My kid's blood isn't filthy!
14:28We literally haven't done a single thing wrong, so why the hell would the Sea God be pissed at us?
14:33This is absolute bullshit!
14:34Shut your mouth, peasant! Grab him! Burn him at the stake!
14:38The only way to calm the Sea God's rage is absolute agony!
14:52No! Stop!
14:56No! Stop!
15:02Holy crap, it's Lord Poseidon!
15:05No! Stop!
15:08Stand down!
15:19Hold up, did anyone else just hear that?
15:23Damn it, we're too far! Poseidon can't manifest here! Just hang on a little longer! My lady, little ones, you
15:29gotta believe me, he's coming!
15:32Burning the mane enough for the Sea God. He's sending us a sign.
15:38Father, word is the Sea God skins traitors alive, packs their raw flesh with boiling sand and crushed shells, turning
15:45them into gravel to walk on for eternity.
15:47Father, my kids and I are innocent! The real sinners are these sick freaks, putting their hands on children!
15:54Oh, so the Sea Gods pissed at us? His biggest believers? Bullshit!
15:57I dump cash and prayers on his altar every year, while you, you filthy peasant, ain't cocked up shit!
16:02Zip it, Jennifer! You're a completely lost Oz!
16:08Mom! Mom!
16:14Look, Jen, I didn't want to get my hands dirty, but you brought the Sea Gods haul down on us.
16:19Skinning you alive is the only way we're buying our ticket out of this.
16:25Back off, you ugly witch! Don't you dare lay a finger on our mom!
16:36You little maggots! This is what happens when you piss off the Sea God! You're not dragging our whole family
16:44to hell with you!
16:52You dirty little bastards! Don't think for a second you're dragging us down with you!
17:00No! Michelle, let go of my kid!
17:04My kid! I'll take the hit! Just don't touch them!
17:10Jennifer! This is your goddamn fault! If you hadn't hitched your wagon to that filthy street rat and pout these
17:16bastards, we wouldn't be in this mess!
17:19No, put this all on me! Chris and Sophia are good kids! They're your own flesh and blood! For God's
17:26sake, you can't do this!
17:28Get the hell off me! I don't have any filthy grandchildren!
17:31What the hell are you brain-dead idiots waiting for? Skin them alive already!
17:41These mortals! No! These monsters! How dare they stoop this low!
17:50Screw it! I'm taking my true form to save the heirs!
18:00Thalmas, stop! You know the rules. If you manifest in the mortal realm, you break the law of fate.
18:06You'll be wiped from existence.
18:12No! Get your filthy hands off my kids!
18:24Do it like this! Put your backs into it!
18:27If you let these little rats slip because you grew a conscience, I'll sell your asses to the galleys!
18:38I can't stomach this anymore! Even if it vaporizes my soul, I am saving those heirs!
18:48Wait, Samus! I feel the power of the sea god!
19:09Back the hell off!
19:13Back the hell off!
19:23The boss is actually back!
19:28Jennifer, sweetheart, I'm here!
19:30I am so sorry I let you go through this hell!
19:33It's really you?
19:34Thank God he actually brought you back to me!
19:38Look! This is Chris and Sophia!
19:41Our kids!
19:43Dad, we totally knew it was you! You actually came back!
19:48What in the hell just happened?
19:51Jesus, how'd I end up eating dirt?
19:54Father, forget that look over there! That filthy beggar is back!
19:58Talk!
20:00Right now!
20:01Who did this?
20:03Which one of you sick freaks had the balls to touch Jennifer and my kids?
20:07You don't get to question us!
20:09Jennifer and your two little roaches pissed off the sea god!
20:12They brought this shit storm on us!
20:14As their father, you should be paying for their sins with your life!
20:18Almighty sea god, please forgive us!
20:20These four impure wretches aren't part of our family!
20:23Don't lump us in with their sins!
20:25I'll skin them and burn them alive right now to appease your rage!
20:35You absolute clowns!
20:37You keep running your mouths about my family pissing off the sea god
20:41Without realizing I am the sea god!
20:49Oh!
20:51Ugh!
20:55Ugh!
20:56Ugh!
20:59Oh, oh!
20:59On the Sidon!
21:00Holy crap!
21:01He really is the sea god!
21:03Oh, great sea god, please forgive us!
21:05Mason and his screwed-up family pulled the strings!
21:08We're innocent!
21:09Don't buy his bullshit open your eyes. It's just a cheap dark magic trick if the real sea god was
21:15here
21:15We'd all be dead meat
21:17He actually has the balls to impersonate the sea god if the real god finds out we worship the damn
21:23warlock
21:23We're cook. We got a skin this freak and his family alive before anyone finds out
21:29Arrogant brain-dest mortals you tortured my wife and kids
21:34So now I'm thing terive. I'm bringing down the oceans wrath
21:39I'll give you a front-row seat to exactly who you're messing with
21:49No freaking way is this filthy beggar actually the sea god
22:01Ha! Look at that! I totally called it! This filthy street rat is a complete fraud!
22:16What the hell is happening to my hand?
22:34Wait, why did the sea god statue just blow to pieces?
22:38You brain-dead idiots! The real sea god is pissed because this peasant is playing dress up with his name
22:45Help me pin this bastard down and finish him!
22:48Step on it! If we don't string them up right now, the sea god is gonna wipe us off the
22:53map!
22:53The ocean will swallow us whole!
22:55Freeze!
22:57Look! He's running on fumes!
22:59Now's our window to take this warwick out!
23:02What the hell is going on?
23:05Enough!
23:06I'll let it slide you got played earlier
23:08But from this second on if you touch my wife and kids I'll rain literal hellfire on you!
23:14You gullible morons
23:16Everyone knows Jennifer hitched a beggar nine years ago
23:20Like the sea dotted would moo light as a tramp
23:23Like he'd knock up a slut like Jennifer and just poop into thin air
23:27I bet my bottom dollar this rat spent the last nine years grinding dark magic
23:35Damn straight! A true god is untouchable!
23:40You hack this warlock to pieces
23:43And I'll toss you ten gold coins right here
23:47Right now!
24:01Un-freaking-believable! The guy's literally made of steel!
24:10Almighty sea god!
24:12Please forgive your cluteless blind believers
24:15You unrepentant mortals!
24:18You actually tried to weaponize my own followers against me?
24:22You vicious brain dead clowns
24:26Time to face the music!
24:32Holy crap! He really is the sea god!
24:35We are dead meat!
24:40What just happened? Why am I running on empty?
24:42No, the coma
24:44I burned through all my divine MOGA fighting off that damn curse for nine years
24:51This damn sorcerer is gaslighting us with illusion!
24:54We need to get the high priest down here to wreck him!
24:57You absolute idiots!
24:59Do you seriously think this washed up bum is the sea god?
25:03He's just a wicked warlock!
25:05If he was actually Poseidon, he wouldn't be this pathetic!
25:09It's an ancient curse
25:11I tank my powers fighting it off, that's why I'm weakened
25:14You brain dead sheep!
25:16Only morons swallow a lie that pathetic
25:19Anyone who sides with this warlock has catch hell when the real god finds out
25:31Shut the hell up!
25:33Who's got the nerve to impersonate the sea god under my roof?
25:42A little birdie told me some crackpop in here is parading around calling himself the sea god
25:50Your holiness, it's this wicked warlock
25:52He's using dark magic to fake being the sea god and scam our tributes
25:56High priest, you're the only hotline to the sea god
25:59If he was really coming down, he'd have given you a heads up
26:08I haven't heard a damn thing thing about the sea god coming down
26:11You're just some two-bit sorcerer using cheap magic to play god
26:17The high priest is his top servant!
26:20This guy really is just a fraud putting on a cheap magic act!
26:24Make him pay!
26:28Thank god for the high priest
26:30We almost bought the scam
26:33The sea god would have been pissed
26:36And we'd be dead meat
26:40What a joke
26:41I don't have some mortal messenger down here
26:43He's full of shit
26:44You arrogant little speck
26:47Did you really think you could hijack my name without facing my wrath?
26:50You son of a bitch!
26:52How dare you slander me!
26:54I'm tossing your ass in the dungeon and executing you myself!
26:57Oh!
27:19Holy crap! What's happening?
27:21The high priest just got zapped by lightning!
27:23Is that guy actually the sea god?
27:27Ugh!
27:29Bullshit!
27:30Impossible!
27:32Yeah, that was the sea god's wrath!
27:34Warning me!
27:35Because you spinless cowards are dragging your feet!
27:39Letting this goddamn warlock run free in his temple!
27:43Oh, it was his wrath, alright
27:45But who do you think called it down?
27:48Listen up!
27:49Defy the sea god!
27:51And you'll get worse than lightning!
27:53He'll unleash a tidal wave and wash every last traitor straight to hell!
28:10Ignorant sheep
28:11Oh my god!
28:16Go!
28:20He'll be theithered and slow down!
28:22Oh my god!
28:23No!
28:25No!
28:27No freaking way!
28:30No!
28:35No!
28:38No!
28:39a fraction of my power you bottom feeders couldn't lay a finger on my family guys listen there is
28:47zero chance he's the sea god since when does a god fall for a random munal it's a joke he's
28:53a
28:53cheap warlock hold the line did you idiots forget his orders want to get swallowed by a tidal wave
28:59we're dead meat if you back down but his voodoo is too strong we can't even dent this freakish
29:07water wall bullshit every trick has a loophole hurl every sharp object we've got something's bound to
29:13bust this cheap ass force mailed dad you just whipped up a freaking magical shield out of thin air
29:26are you actually the sea god you bet he is sweetie your dad would never lie to you
29:36all right if standard weapons can't cut through this voodoo it's time to bring out the big gun
29:43watch and weep warlock i don't care how strong your mojo is it ain't surviving the sea god's anchor
29:56trident shield jennephye
30:10trident shield jennephye
30:23are you kidding me how did the sea god's anchor snap like a twig who the hell are you
30:30i warned you you absolute fools open your damn eyes
30:34this is the trident the ultimate symbol of the ocean and i am its master poseidon the sea god
30:43the sea god he actually is the sea god sweet jesus what the hell have i done
30:50you've hijacked my name to scam my believers for years just to line your own pockets that is an
30:57unforgivable sin
31:05no almighty sea god mercy william brain messed us we never wanted to hurt your family
31:12lord siden please spare us jennifer these monsters put you and the kids through absolute hell
31:19it's your call how do you want me to finish them no jennifer my precious daughter don't do this you
31:27know me i would never truly hurt you okay i screwed up i admit it but i see the light
31:32now we share the
31:33same blood we're family please jennifer don't let him wipe us off the map over a grudge think of the
31:40kids exactly jennifer my sweet sister we share the same blood i swear to god i'll never pull this
31:48shit again please get us a break
31:55honey i'm not a monster like them they still share blood with our kids
32:00i won't plant that toxic seed of hatred in chris and sophia's heads
32:04let's just walk away i just want a peaceful life
32:10let's just walk away i just want a peaceful life
32:29well look at you gorgeous you must be my boy poseidon's wife absolutely stunning
32:49mother oh my goodness and who are these two adorable little monkeys
32:56mother these are the kids jennifer gave me pretty cute right grandma grandma
33:05are you kidding me nobody told me i hit the absolute jackpot
33:12i packed way too light but don't worry darlings grandma's gonna spoil you rotten once we get home
33:23what the actual hell i've never seen this much gold
33:30one single gem off those chests could buy out our entire fleet
33:39come along my precious grandbabies let grandma show you how we do real gifts
34:06take a look kiddos a little welcome gift from grandma
34:10what do you think we'd love anything you give us grandma
34:14grandma but there's literally nothing here
34:26oh
34:42Whoa! This is freaking awesome!
34:45Oh, it melts my heart to see you love it.
34:48Thanks a million, Grandma!
34:50Jennifer, my dear, slap on this pearl necklace and you'll literally never age.
34:55This bracelet makes you bulletproof to disease.
34:57And this ring calls down lightning on demand.
35:00Just a little welcome to the family starter pack.
35:03No way, Mother! These are priceless. I can't accept them.
35:09Oh my God! I am so, so sorry! I swear it slipped!
35:12Jessica used to beat me black and blue just for breaking a cheap bowl.
35:15Now I've shattered something priceless from the Sea God's Mother.
35:19She's gonna skin me alive!
35:20Hey, deep breaths, Jennifer. Relax.
35:24Remember, Mother gave those to you. They're yours now.
35:27You can smash every last one of them if it makes you happy.
35:33Oh, sweetheart, no! This is 100% on me.
35:37I totally forgot that necklace is so packed with magic it shatters on impact.
35:41I can't believe I almost gave you a heart attack.
35:43Bad grandma.
35:44Jennifer, honey, stop walking on eggshells.
35:47Chuck this bling at the wall for fun.
35:49Break it all! Bring fresh batches until you realize you're one of us.
35:52Yes. Thank you, Mother.
35:55Hold on, Poseidon. Where's your gift?
35:57This poor girl went through nine years of hell because you face-planted into a coma.
36:01Treat her like royalty, or I'll personally kick your ass to the curb.
36:04Mother, chill!
36:05I already hooked Jennifer up with a massive gift back at my palace.
36:09I just didn't bring it because I was rushing to save her.
36:13I'll grab it the second we kept breather, babe.
36:18Hold the phone! I brought a little something for my new sister-in-law, too.
36:27Look, I'm really sorry, Jennifer.
36:29This whole disaster is basically my fault.
36:31You and the kids got dragged through the mud because of me.
36:34Consider this a my bad care package.
36:36A massive dose of raw divine power.
36:38Zeus, you absolute meathead.
36:40Did you completely forget?
36:41Jennifer is still 100% human.
36:44Her mortal body can't tank raw divine power yet.
36:47Ah, crap.
36:49My bad, Jennifer.
36:50I totally dropped the ball on that one.
36:52Brain frat.
36:52Hand it over.
36:55I'll just convert your raw power into a mountain of jewelry for Jennifer to make up for your screw-up.
37:01Jennifer, our wedding down here was pretty bearspone and my family missed it.
37:05Let's do a massive blowout.
37:06Invite the whole pantheon to shower you and the kids with blessings.
37:10Sorry, honey. Can we skip the blowout?
37:11Chris, Sophia, and I are literally nobodies.
37:14We'd stick out like Serethys partying with actual gods.
37:18I'm just really freaked out.
37:19Are they going to act like Aunt Michelle and beat us up for being trash?
37:23We don't need them.
37:25Just you and dad is enough.
37:29My poor sweet babies.
37:30You've been through the renter.
37:32Listen to grandma, okay?
37:33That nightmare is over.
37:35None of my kids are toxic snobs like that.
37:37They'll treat you like absolute royalty.
37:39Damn right.
37:39I guarantee they'll welcome you with open arms.
37:42And if you're still spooked, I swear on my life, as long as I'm breathing, nobody lays a finger on
37:47you.
37:47Okay, Besteiden.
37:48I trust you.
37:59The wedding dress is the main event, and these mortal rags are tragically basic.
38:05Even top-tier royal outfits aren't good enough for our Jennifer.
38:14Grandma, I brought the wardrobe.
38:23Jennifer, go nuts.
38:26Pick out absolutely anything you want.
38:28Up here, we use magic power like cash, and Zeus' apology fund is basically a bottomless black card.
38:36Unreal.
38:39It's so insanely soft.
38:42I've been stuck in patched-up potato sacks my whole life.
38:46I'm actually allowed to wear this?
38:51Obviously.
38:52But Zeus specifically ordered that your actual wedding outfits be custom-made by yours truly.
39:02Hey, Jennifer, look at me.
39:04By the almighty ocean.
39:06My beautiful wife, how did you get so breathtakingly gorgeous?
39:10Mom, you look insanely pretty!
39:12I had zero clue you were this stunning, Jennifer, and your kids are adorable.
39:16Look, I whipped up 200 everyday outfits on the fly.
39:18Just rock these around the palace.
39:20This is just...
39:21Thank you so, so much.
39:22We absolutely love it.
39:26Don't mention it.
39:27But hey, Grandma, Jennifer and the kids are practically skin and bones.
39:30We need to put some meat on them.
39:32Hestia's actually been cooking up a storm.
39:34Pretty sure she's en route with a massive feast just for Jennifer and the kids.
39:38She even called dibs on catering the wedding.
39:40You guys seriously don't have to go all out for me like this.
39:43This is way too much.
39:44Jennifer, you've raised two kids solo while getting stomped on by monsters.
39:48Listen to me.
39:49You need to seriously carb load.
39:50Good damn right.
39:52Your health is the only thing I care about.
39:54Don't fight us.
39:54Just be a good girl and eat up.
40:02Hey there, Jennifer, come on over.
40:04Dig in and let me know what hits the spot.
40:15Awesome!
40:16I didn't even know food could taste this freaking good!
40:24Come on, Jennifer.
40:25Let your husband pamper you for a second.
40:27Say ah.
40:45Hope you like the setup, babe.
40:46Mother went totally overboard.
40:48If you hate any of it, just say the word.
40:50I'll tear it down and start from scratch.
40:51No sweat.
40:52Oh, don't even worry about it, honey.
40:54I'm obsessed with it.
40:59Jennifer, mother's got Chris and Sophia for the night, so we've got the place to ourselves.
41:03What do you say we go for baby number three?
41:06Oh, honey, no.
41:09Three kids?
41:10I'd lose my mind trying to handle all of them.
41:12Babe, you're married to the sea god.
41:14Even if we're swamped, my mom and siblings are right next door.
41:17Our kids will never be alone.
41:21Plus, my niece is literally the goddess of childbirth.
41:24I'd put her on speed dial.
41:25You wouldn't feel a thing.
41:27All right, all right.
41:29You're the boss.
41:48God, Jennifer.
41:50You're just as breathtaking as the day we married.
42:02Grandma, where's mom?
42:04She's the VIP today.
42:06Why is she MIA?
42:08Hold on a minute, kiddo.
42:10Let's go track down your dad and figure this out.
42:15Hey, Pestiden, why the holdup with Jennifer?
42:18Did we hit a snag?
42:21Well, Jennifer and I didn't get any sleep until the sun came up.
42:24She's dead to the world, so I figured I'd let her rest.
42:26I just slipped out.
42:28Freaking believable.
42:29The wedding is literally about to start.
42:31Could you really not keep it in your pants for one night?
42:33All right, mother, chill.
42:34I'm going to get her right now.
42:37Okay.
42:44Holy crap, Poseidon actually let me sleep in?
42:47It's our damn wedding day.
42:48I'm going to be so late.
42:50I got to sprint.
42:57Mother playing favorites, as always.
43:01Giving a punk like Poseidon a palace this sick.
43:18What's an absolute dime like you doing hiding out in a place like this?
43:23Hey, gorgeous.
43:24Hades, god of the underworld.
43:27Ditch this snooze fest and come be my queen.
43:29Yeah, hard pass.
43:30Not interested.
43:37Cute.
43:38But that's not really your call to make, sweetheart.
43:59Hades, what the hell do you think you're doing?
44:06Well, color me shocked.
44:08Who'd have guessed a stunner like this was hitched to a meathead like you?
44:12You...
44:17Hades, if we didn't share a mother, I'd gut you where you stand.
44:25What the hell is going on here?
44:30Hades, how did I raise such a scumbag?
44:33Apologize to Jennifer.
44:35Right now!
44:36My bad, Jennifer.
44:38Didn't know who you were.
44:39Take half my divine power as a peace offering.
44:41It'll make you completely immortal.
44:43Just let it slide, mother.
44:45The wedding's starting.
44:46Let's not waste another second on this creep.
44:56In the name of the sea god, I swear Jennifer is my one and only wife.
45:01From this day forward, she shares the full power of the ocean with me.
45:04I swear on my life to be completely faithful to Poseidon until my last breath.
45:21Mom and dad are going to live happily ever after with us.
45:40Grandma, mom only wakes up on time when we're around.
45:43We want to have a sleepover with mom.
45:49All right, my sweet little angels, let it go.
45:52Your dad's got your mom on lockdown tonight.
46:02Honey, thank you for giving me such a warm, happy home.
46:05This place is everything I've ever dreamed of.
46:12If you know love it here, we'll just put down roots.
46:16Honestly, the only things worth a damn back at my palace are your gifts anyway.
46:20I'll swing by and haul them over tomorrow.
46:34I won't break my promise this time, I swear.
46:38Three days tops.
46:40And this little toy boat, if you run into trouble, just crush it and I'll be there in a heartbeat.
46:55And this barrier, unless you say so, it'll bounce every single person trying to get in.
47:03Stay safe out there, honey.
47:07Dad, hurry back so we can play!
47:25This is it!
47:26Look at this place!
47:28Hades better not be playing us.
47:30He swore if we pull this off, he'd bring our family's empire back from the dead!
47:36Hell no, he wouldn't!
47:38He's the god of the underworld!
47:41The sea god basically nuked our family!
47:44Lord Hades is our only lifeline!
47:53Over here!
47:55Bet you can't catch us!
47:57Chris, Sophia, slow down!
47:59You're gonna eat dirt!
48:00We don't care if we get hurt!
48:02When Dad gets back, he can patch us up in seconds!
48:08Yuh-ho, Jennifer!
48:10Come look who's here!
48:12Why the hell is the door locked?
48:15We're your flesh and blood!
48:17Don't tell me you got amnesia already!
48:20Nice try, but that ain't happening!
48:26Son of a bitch!
48:28Hades called it.
48:30The sea god rigged this place with a force field.
48:32Our only play is to guilt-track Jennifer into opening the damn door.
48:36Jennifer, I know you're listening!
48:38Are you brain dead?
48:41We put a roof over your head when you had nothing!
48:45Now we're homeless!
48:47You owe us!
48:55Cut the crap!
48:56You made my life a living hell back then!
48:58Don't act like you did me a favor!
49:01Jennifer, I'm your own flesh and blood!
49:04Are you just gonna watch me get hunted down every day?
49:09Your husband is the freaking sea god!
49:11A few table grafts could save our family!
49:14Yeah, Jennifer!
49:16Just bail us out this once!
49:18Consider it rent for housing you!
49:21We swear we'll never bother you again!
49:25Get a grip, Jennifer.
49:27Stop giving them handouts.
49:30But if a little cash gets rid of these leeches for good, maybe it's worth it.
49:39You better keep your word.
49:41Take the money and don't ever show your faces around here again.
49:49Are you really that dense, Jennifer?
49:52I've literally never played it straight with you.
50:05Jennifer, those goddamn merchants are psychos!
50:09They robbed us blind, took your gold, and now they want us dead!
50:13Please!
50:14Open the damn door!
50:16Jennifer, they only went psycho because you're the sea god's wife.
50:19This is 100% on you!
50:21You can't leave us out here to get butchered!
50:27I'm dead serious, Jennifer.
50:29The merchant and his goons are right on our ass!
50:32If you don't let us in, you're signing our death warrants!
50:35Jennifer, you really gonna watch your father get slaughtered?
50:37Make your mother a widow?
50:38If word gets out she raised a heartless monster, society will destroy her!
51:04How'd you score a pad like this anyway?
51:06Get off your ass and hand this house over to us!
51:10We gave you a place to crash, now you owe us a house!
51:13Do I seriously have to cry for Poseidon to bail me out again?
51:18No, I can't keep dragging him into my messes.
51:27I'm real!
51:29Look at this mother-lod!
51:30Father could hustle his whole life and never see this kind of cash!
51:35Trash like Jennifer doesn't deserve this!
51:37We do!
51:42Check out this palace.
51:44The bling is nice, but the real estate is the real jackpot.
51:46We gotta get our names on that deed.
51:48You brain-dead idiots!
51:50Did you forget Hades' orders?
51:51Move your asses!
51:53Chuck that bitch Jennifer out onto the street!
51:58Right!
51:58Lord Hades promised us a mountain of cash if we pull this off!
52:01What the heck do you think you're doing?
52:03When Dad finds out, he's gonna wipe the floor with you!
52:06Yeah!
52:07You stupid jerks!
52:09If you touch Mom, Dad is gonna destroy you!
52:13Give me a break!
52:15How's the sea god gonna react when he finds out his precious wife banged his own brother?
52:19He'll either boot her or drown her ass!
52:25No!
52:26Mother, why are you doing this to me?
52:28He's the king!
52:45Not bad at all!
52:46Like we agree.
52:47I'm gonna reward you freaks very handsome.
52:51you're the best lord hades thank you get your hands off her
53:05get your hands off her
53:21i gave you your chance hades
53:29jennifer you were in real danger why didn't you call me
53:34honey i'm so sorry i just didn't want to dump another mess on your plate
53:38i'm just a useless mortal i can't keep dragging you down
53:43look at me babe we're married nothing in this universe matters more than you
53:49i already missed nine years
53:55come hell or high water you're never facing anything alone again
54:02i get it honey i promise
54:12and as for these psychos
54:15they've crossed the line too many times
54:18even if you want to give them a pass i'm gonna slaughter every last one of them
54:29almighty sea god please you've got it all wrong
54:32we only broke in because we caught jennifer that absolute slut hooking up with another guy
54:39we were protecting your honor exactly if we hadn't showed up she'd be all over some other dude
54:45honestly you should be thanking us
54:47you're all sick in the head
54:49i'm gonna wipe you off the face of the earth
55:18i'm gonna wipe you off the face of the earth
55:31Poseidon you gullible idiot I pushed your buttons and you practically hand
55:36delivered your own divine weapon to me did you skip Godhood 101 if a bonded
55:41weapon gets corrupted by a god on my level the backlash tears the owner apart
55:49look brother I don't want to end you just hand over your sweet little wife and I'll let you walk
56:00come on Jennifer doesn't it tear you apart watching him squirm like a bug
56:07Poseidon please get up Jennifer get over here give yourself to me and I'll pull the plug on his
56:13torture don't listen to him Jennifer get over here Jennifer or I swear I'm gonna
56:22erase Poseidon from existence right now Jennifer listen to me if you don't want to
56:31watch his brain melt into pudding get over here right now I'll do it I agree to
56:45whatever you want you lay a finger on my woman Hades and I will show you exactly what a blood
57:14debt
57:14looks like
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