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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:02I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:00:10or you hate their guts.
00:00:12For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:20Jules! Can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:22I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:30The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:33was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:35and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:38I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:41Clean it up, maid.
00:00:48I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:50Do it yourself.
00:00:53That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:57You're paid to serve me.
00:00:59Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:06I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:11I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:13Right, Emmett?
00:01:14Yeah.
00:01:15She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:23Oh.
00:01:25You just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity.
00:01:29Can you?
00:01:30No.
00:01:34Am I dreaming?
00:01:35No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:41What the hell's going on?
00:01:45Uh, Noah?
00:01:47What the hell's going on?
00:01:49Uh, Jules came in here to work and she started being really disrespectful and she grabbed me.
00:01:55And then when I pulled my hand away, she just, she just fell.
00:01:59Destiny?
00:01:59Hmm?
00:02:00Is that what happened?
00:02:01That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:04Shut the fuck up or you're going to end up being an outcast from the group like Jules.
00:02:07Okay?
00:02:09Why do you even care?
00:02:11She released a video of you two having sex and I had to jump in and save your reputation before
00:02:17things got out of hand.
00:02:22What?
00:02:22Hmm?
00:02:23Give me your phone.
00:02:24What?
00:02:25Give me your phone.
00:02:26No.
00:02:26It's right here.
00:02:27I got you.
00:02:31I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:33Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:37If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:41No.
00:02:42Open.
00:02:50I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:52You didn't have to do that.
00:02:54I know.
00:02:58Whoa.
00:03:01Uh, guys she's not breathing.
00:03:07Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:09Alright, somebody call the police.
00:03:10Dude, we can't.
00:03:11Yes we can.
00:03:12No, we can't.
00:03:13This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:14Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:18Wake up slut.
00:03:19Show's over.
00:03:20Mia, if you're not gonna help out then just fuck off, alright?
00:03:22Fine by me.
00:03:23I'll be by the pool.
00:03:24Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:28Emmett!
00:03:32I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:03:36You have to save her.
00:03:40Jules!
00:03:41Jules!
00:03:42Come on!
00:03:43Shit, shit, shit.
00:03:44What do I do?
00:03:45Mouth to mouth.
00:03:46Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:53You okay?
00:03:57Thank God.
00:03:58Alright, um, let's get you up.
00:04:01I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:04:06Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:04:08I'm fine.
00:04:09Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:11You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back
00:04:14to me.
00:04:15What are you, a stripper?
00:04:18I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:20You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told
00:04:24me never to talk to you again.
00:04:25And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're
00:04:31wearing this little dress?
00:04:34What are you trying to do?
00:04:36Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:38Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:39You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:40I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:46You know what I think?
00:04:48I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:53Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:04:56Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:59And you know what?
00:05:00I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:01So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:05You still want me.
00:05:07Is he coming on to me?
00:05:10Ten bucks says you have a boner just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:15Should we check?
00:05:19You're gonna have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:24Then let's make it easy.
00:05:26Jules, when you leaked that sex tape-
00:05:28We've been over this a million times.
00:05:30I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:31Yes, you did.
00:05:32And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities
00:05:35and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:37Well, I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:41Mia decided that I was officially cancelled
00:05:43and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:45And you let her.
00:05:47Did someone say my name?
00:05:52You two are hooking up?
00:05:54We're not hooking up.
00:05:56Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:01We're not hooking up.
00:06:03Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:06Be so fucking for real.
00:06:09Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:12It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:15Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:18How convenient.
00:06:21Let the girls talk.
00:06:28After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:40Did you just spit on me?
00:06:42Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:47Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:06:53And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:57Especially Noah.
00:07:00Oh!
00:07:04Noah!
00:07:05Did you see that?
00:07:06She shoved me!
00:07:07Oh my god.
00:07:08Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:11I'm always honest.
00:07:13You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:19Thanks, Noe.
00:07:22Fire her.
00:07:35Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:39I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:43Noah, she shoved me!
00:07:45And this is my rental too.
00:07:49So, what I say goes.
00:07:59Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:02So you should probably go.
00:08:05I wish things could be different, but I'm not gonna beg you to stay.
00:08:10Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:17Jules.
00:08:21Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:08:29I want you to take this.
00:08:31Okay?
00:08:32It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:36I don't want your pity check.
00:08:38My god, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:41This is too humiliating.
00:08:43I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:08:57What are you doing home?
00:08:59I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:01No, no.
00:09:03That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:05Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:09:09I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:14Mia?
00:09:14Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:18But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:09:23Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:09:27Everything.
00:09:34I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little knowy.
00:09:38Please don't call me that.
00:09:41You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:44I'm gonna call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a
00:09:48ring.
00:09:48Mia?
00:09:50Slow down, okay?
00:09:51We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:55What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:59I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:01Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:04Why not? That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:09I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:12What are you still doing here?
00:10:14You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:16Tell me this.
00:10:18Are you genuinely stupid?
00:10:20Or do you just not get it?
00:10:22Nobody wants you here.
00:10:24I can't back down.
00:10:25Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:28I'm not talking to you.
00:10:30I'm talking to you.
00:10:32I need this job.
00:10:34I need you to choose me.
00:10:36After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:10:40But I do.
00:10:43What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:47What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:49I'll do whatever you want.
00:10:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:53No one can make him happier than me.
00:10:57Tell her, Noah.
00:10:59Prove it.
00:11:02I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:11:04And I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:08Okay.
00:11:09Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:11:13And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend!
00:11:16Mia?
00:11:18I need to talk to Jules.
00:11:21Alone.
00:11:22Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:30She really has you by the balls.
00:11:33Don't insult me.
00:11:35Or what?
00:11:37You'll spank me.
00:11:39You can leave now.
00:11:41Hey.
00:11:44You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:11:51You're right.
00:11:53Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:57You're fired.
00:12:01You're right.
00:12:03Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:07You're fired.
00:12:14You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:16Yeah, I know.
00:12:17It's part of my charm.
00:12:18Hey, where are you going?
00:12:19Jules, you can't just leave!
00:12:21Jules!
00:12:23You can't just leave.
00:12:26You fired me.
00:12:27I can do whatever I want.
00:12:32You're so hot.
00:12:34I love when you're ticklish.
00:12:39Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:43Does it look like she's drinking, huh?
00:12:49Noah?
00:12:50You come over here.
00:12:52Now!
00:12:57Mia, why is image cock in your hand?
00:12:58No!
00:13:00Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:02Ugh, don't be prude.
00:13:04It's just a hand job.
00:13:05You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:13:09Ugh, don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:14Call in my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:26What are you doing?
00:13:36Hey!
00:13:37What the hell?
00:13:39What the fuck are you?
00:13:44You want your job back?
00:13:47Fuck me.
00:13:51Oh, Jules, you're so hot!
00:13:54Play along.
00:13:55Why would I do that?
00:13:57You want your job back?
00:13:59You've gotta earn it.
00:14:01Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy!
00:14:09You're crazy!
00:14:10Crazy like a fox.
00:14:15Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:14:19You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:22I am the only person you can trust in this household of snakes.
00:14:27Noah!
00:14:28Come out right now!
00:14:32Oh yeah, Jules!
00:14:33Oh yeah, Jules!
00:14:34Oh!
00:14:35I'm coming!
00:14:36For the third time!
00:14:37Oh!
00:14:38Oh, come on, baby!
00:14:40Show me what you got!
00:14:45Jules, hand me your shirt!
00:14:46Hand me your shirt!
00:14:47Now!
00:14:47Now!
00:14:47Okay.
00:15:02Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?!
00:15:06Yeah!
00:15:08Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months!
00:15:11You fucking bitch.
00:15:13You can't stay here.
00:15:14You don't work for me anymore.
00:15:16Take it up with Noah.
00:15:18This isn't over.
00:15:20If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:15:25you're wrong.
00:15:28I'm gonna make your life hell.
00:15:36Your time to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:15:39You know what?
00:15:39I should thank you.
00:15:40Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:15:43Oh, you're gonna blow it just like you did last time.
00:15:46Oh, wait.
00:15:47I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:15:51You know what?
00:15:52Let's make a bet.
00:15:53Yeah, me and you, let's make a bet.
00:15:55We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:15:58Yeah.
00:15:58What about it?
00:16:01If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:16:05Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:16:08Internship will be yours.
00:16:10Yeah, she's really gonna stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:16:16You're on.
00:16:22We need to talk.
00:16:27Emmett, get out.
00:16:34Did I get my job back?
00:16:36Actually, you've been promoted.
00:16:40To be my new girlfriend.
00:16:43You're nuts.
00:16:44I'm not a hooker.
00:16:46I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:16:50Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:16:53Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:16:56Well, I changed my mind.
00:16:58Now, I need $100,000.
00:17:02Done.
00:17:04Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:11Give me that.
00:17:12Not yet.
00:17:19Give me that.
00:17:21Not yet.
00:17:22I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:26But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:30This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:17:36I'll do it.
00:17:39Great.
00:17:44Let's seal the deal.
00:18:02I knew you were going to do it.
00:18:05Send me to Jules.
00:18:07You can't resist me.
00:18:11All right.
00:18:12Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:23Rule number one.
00:18:26No boners.
00:18:28You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:30You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:18:34Yeah.
00:18:35Just one.
00:18:37No feelings.
00:18:39I don't want things to get complicated.
00:18:43You're my complication, Jules.
00:18:49Do you have any rules for me?
00:18:53Yeah, I do.
00:18:55I have one.
00:18:58No one touches you with me.
00:19:03You don't own me.
00:19:05Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:08While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:12So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:16Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:19Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:20Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:25Let the show begin.
00:19:31I'm having dinner with her.
00:19:34There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:19:36You kicked me out.
00:19:38Everyone else...
00:19:39You took me out of the group.
00:19:39You took me on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:19:42Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:19:46At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:19:51Mia, do not talk to Mia or Jules like that again.
00:19:57This is my house.
00:19:59And Jules is my...
00:20:02I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:05I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:09Come on.
00:20:10Jason!
00:20:13Can we get some fucking service?
00:20:17Dinner...
00:20:18is served.
00:20:23Let's fucking go!
00:20:27Yay!
00:20:35Oops.
00:20:36I spilled.
00:20:38Emmett?
00:20:39You want to help?
00:20:41Yeah?
00:20:51Look at Jules's squirm.
00:20:55Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot.
00:21:04Noah, are you thirsty?
00:21:12Jules, take your shirt off.
00:21:26I'm in mode again.
00:21:28I'm in beast mode.
00:21:29I'm on road.
00:21:30Got to troll again.
00:21:31Where I been?
00:21:32That shit never know.
00:21:33Trump is rolling in.
00:21:34Look at Scott.
00:21:35Losers gotta go.
00:21:36I'm on 10 again.
00:21:37I can't stop.
00:21:38No, I can't though.
00:21:39Oops.
00:21:41Spilled a little.
00:21:44Jules.
00:21:45I'm still first.
00:21:56Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:21:59I have to go.
00:22:09If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:22:15Choke on it.
00:22:20Don't run away from me.
00:22:23Don't touch me.
00:22:25Are you mad because I kissed you?
00:22:30Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:22:38You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:22:41Yeah, I know.
00:22:44Now you're going to strip from it?
00:22:46You're shivering.
00:22:49Come here.
00:23:01Bed's yours tonight.
00:23:03I'll take the couch.
00:23:05I'll take the couch.
00:23:27What are you doing here?
00:23:28And where is Noah?
00:23:31Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:23:34Destiny, that is your brother.
00:23:37Whatever.
00:23:38I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:23:42Mia's your best friend.
00:23:44Yeah.
00:23:45She's also a huge bitch.
00:23:47People contain multitudes.
00:23:50Don't be scared of Mia.
00:23:51She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:23:54And she's jealous of you still.
00:23:58And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:24:02If you know what I mean.
00:24:03Oh.
00:24:12Like what you see?
00:24:16I do, actually.
00:24:38What are you doing here?
00:24:39Taking a shower.
00:24:44Remember, you'll go and win.
00:24:47You wish.
00:24:53Show's over, pretty boy.
00:24:55I got some friends coming over.
00:24:57Meet me at the pool.
00:25:10What's with this guy?
00:25:12One minute, he's ice cold.
00:25:14Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:25:22Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:25:30Let's give her something to stare at.
00:25:45I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:25:49Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:25:53Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:25:56You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:25:59You're right.
00:26:00It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:26:08Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:26:12Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:26:19Mia, would you relax?
00:26:20We're not taking a vote.
00:26:22We're not on Survivor, all right?
00:26:25What's Survivor?
00:26:26A show for old people.
00:26:27Ew!
00:26:28That's so boring.
00:26:30I'm kidding!
00:26:32Guys, guys, I'm just kidding.
00:26:37What game is she trying to play?
00:26:39Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:26:42Come on, Mia.
00:26:44We used to be best friends.
00:26:46Can't we just tolerate each other for one summer?
00:26:49You're right.
00:26:50We did used to be best friends.
00:26:54And I have the red receipts to prove it.
00:26:59It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:27:05What are you talking about?
00:27:06I never said anything about it, save it.
00:27:09Herb's right here.
00:27:12And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:27:16Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:27:21I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:27:26I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:27:32Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:27:35Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:27:41They can?
00:27:42I never said that.
00:27:44Mia did.
00:27:45She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:27:48Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:27:53Hey!
00:27:54I made good money for these.
00:27:57Mia, would you knock it off?
00:27:59Jules will never say any of those things, alright?
00:28:00Really?
00:28:02Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:28:04She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:28:07Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:28:13Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:28:16You said that about me?
00:28:18I can explain.
00:28:20Save your breath.
00:28:30Mitch!
00:28:32Don't touch me!
00:28:33Get off of me!
00:28:46You're so hot.
00:28:48Say that again with your shirt off.
00:28:49Yeah.
00:29:15You and Jules are officially over.
00:29:18No, no, no way, dude.
00:29:20Like, I'm just going to distract myself, screw around a little bit, joke I'm falling back.
00:29:27Speak of the devil.
00:29:34You hooked up with Jules?
00:29:35Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules!
00:29:39I don't know what's going on.
00:29:40What do you mean, Jules?
00:29:41It's pretty fucking clear.
00:29:42You hooked up!
00:29:45Fuck!
00:29:46Yeah, you're fucked.
00:29:48Emmett, stop!
00:29:50Fuck you, Jules!
00:29:50Stop!
00:29:55Did you post this?
00:30:06Jules, did you post this?
00:30:13I don't know.
00:30:14Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:30:17What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:30:20I didn't do anything.
00:30:22Jules, it's a little hard to trust you when my dick is on everybody's phone.
00:30:27You know what?
00:30:28Everyone was right about you.
00:30:30You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:30:33Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:30:35Lose my number.
00:30:36I never want to see you again.
00:30:39Fine.
00:30:40Feelings mutual.
00:30:44Great.
00:30:45You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:30:51Mia, thank God you're here.
00:30:54Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:30:59You're a skank.
00:31:01So get out and don't come back.
00:31:14Help!
00:31:16Help!
00:31:17Help!
00:31:31You saved me?
00:31:45That feels better, doesn't it?
00:31:49And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:31:56Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:31:58Go on, Jules.
00:31:59Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:32:01Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:32:03We have to talk.
00:32:07Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:32:16One step closer to making her live.
00:32:25Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:32:27I can explain everything.
00:32:28Good, explain.
00:32:30Now.
00:32:37You're a hottie, you know that?
00:32:39Takes one to know one.
00:32:42Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:32:50You're right.
00:32:51We shouldn't tell anyone.
00:32:56Trust me.
00:32:58We won't stay secret for long.
00:33:01I can keep you to myself, even if I try.
00:33:14You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:33:18That way everyone can see it.
00:33:20But for right now,
00:33:23it's party time.
00:33:31OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:33:35I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:33:38How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:33:42You don't know him like I do.
00:33:44If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:33:47Ew, spare me the visual.
00:33:49I thought you hated that guy.
00:33:51Noah is arrogant, cocky,
00:33:53and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:33:55He and Emmett are the perfect matches roommates.
00:33:58But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:34:02More than I ever liked anyone.
00:34:05The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:34:09Except for the one about you.
00:34:11I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:34:14That's true.
00:34:19Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:34:31Is that true?
00:34:35It's true.
00:34:37I liked you.
00:34:40Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:34:42I mean, really.
00:34:45Alright, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:34:48So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:34:50Maybe if I show Noah the texts,
00:34:52he'll finally believe me.
00:34:55I guess you can't.
00:34:57There's no way for me to prove it.
00:35:06I know it was a really long time ago,
00:35:08but when I really think about it,
00:35:10I really liked you, Jules.
00:35:12I really did.
00:35:17I give those to you until the end of today?
00:35:20To what, Bone?
00:35:23They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:35:25It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:35:28I don't think they remember you exist.
00:35:33Then I'll make them remember.
00:35:40Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:35:42You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:35:45When the smoke stops,
00:35:46you kiss whoever blows you.
00:35:50Okay.
00:35:52Okay.
00:35:54Okay.
00:35:57Okay.
00:35:59Okay.
00:36:01Okay.
00:36:02Okay.
00:36:15She's never kissed me like that.
00:36:18My turn.
00:36:29No smoke.
00:36:30Looks like we have to kiss.
00:36:56Keep the circle moving.
00:36:59If you want to really piss me off,
00:37:01kiss me like you mean it.
00:37:06Get off.
00:37:08Dude, I took a virginity.
00:37:10What's a little peck?
00:37:13Why would you tell everyone that?
00:37:15Remember that six-pack you bought me
00:37:16for doing the deed?
00:37:23Hey, Jules.
00:37:24Jules.
00:37:25You're a pig.
00:37:26Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:37:28He's lying.
00:37:29I knew that you guys were hooking up,
00:37:30all right?
00:37:31But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:35You have feelings for me?
00:37:41I knew that you guys were hooking up,
00:37:43all right?
00:37:43But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:45You have feelings for me?
00:37:47Yes, Jules.
00:37:48I have feelings for you.
00:37:49You do?
00:37:51Yeah.
00:37:52I have all the feelings.
00:37:54Confusion, frustration,
00:37:55blind rage.
00:37:56For a tip.
00:37:57Yeah, but you know what?
00:37:58Sometimes, Jules,
00:37:59sometimes you make me really happy.
00:38:02Look, I know
00:38:03that you're hurt.
00:38:05I broke your trust.
00:38:06And when that video was leaked,
00:38:08my trust was broken, too.
00:38:10What do you mean?
00:38:11I mean, I trusted you
00:38:12and you let me down.
00:38:13And now I'm saying
00:38:14I would do anything
00:38:15to try again.
00:38:18Do you want to get back together?
00:38:21You said no feelings.
00:38:23Yeah, you're right.
00:38:27So tell me you want
00:38:28to be with me.
00:38:29Tell me you want
00:38:29to break the rules
00:38:30and end the contract.
00:38:31Tell me you want
00:38:32to do this for real.
00:38:33Tell me that you want
00:38:33to give up the money.
00:38:42Well, looks like
00:38:43our favorite couple
00:38:44survived the ring of fire.
00:38:46Ew.
00:38:46Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:38:48Doesn't he know
00:38:49that she's poor?
00:38:50I didn't know she was poor.
00:38:53Mm-hmm.
00:38:55Her parents lost
00:38:55all their money
00:38:56after her dad died of cancer.
00:38:58And the only reason
00:38:59why I know that
00:38:59is because my dad
00:39:00owns the hospital
00:39:01that her mother
00:39:02still owes money to.
00:39:03Maybe we should
00:39:04take Jill's shopping
00:39:05so she can forget
00:39:06she's poor.
00:39:07Spending money
00:39:08always makes me feel better.
00:39:10Yes.
00:39:10Yes, that's a great idea.
00:39:11You should go do that right now.
00:39:12Yes!
00:39:19It's not that easy.
00:39:21Stop avoiding the question.
00:39:23I'm not avoiding it.
00:39:24Look,
00:39:26if I don't get the money,
00:39:28I'll lose everything.
00:39:30What do you mean?
00:39:31I mean,
00:39:33Mia and I
00:39:34want to take you shopping.
00:39:36Destiny,
00:39:37me and Jules are talking.
00:39:39She's about to answer
00:39:40a very important question.
00:39:41I don't want to go shopping
00:39:42with Mia,
00:39:43but I really don't want
00:39:45to lie to Noah
00:39:45and tell him
00:39:46I don't have feelings for him
00:39:47or tell him about
00:39:48my dad and the debt.
00:39:51We can talk later.
00:39:53I promise.
00:39:55Yes.
00:40:05The girls go shopping.
00:40:07Saturdays are for the boys.
00:40:11It must be embarrassing
00:40:12for everyone to realize
00:40:12how much she wants me.
00:40:14I cannot wait
00:40:15to crush your ego
00:40:16once I get Jules
00:40:17and the Lehman internship.
00:40:19Dude,
00:40:20the Lehman internship
00:40:20is the hardest internship
00:40:21in the entire country.
00:40:23It was tailored for sigmas,
00:40:25like me.
00:40:26The internship is mine.
00:40:28Believe me,
00:40:29Mia and Jules
00:40:29are in this for good.
00:40:31Or at least
00:40:31until the end of the summer
00:40:32and I have to pay up.
00:40:42If it isn't
00:40:43my favorite customer.
00:40:45Oh,
00:40:45that dress you ordered
00:40:46finally came in.
00:40:49Oh my God,
00:40:51it's gorgeous.
00:40:52I'm going to go try this on.
00:41:01You ordered the wrong size!
00:41:04Uh, no.
00:41:04I used the measurements
00:41:05that you gave me.
00:41:06No, you didn't.
00:41:07That's impossible.
00:41:08It doesn't fit.
00:41:09Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:41:11What are you doing?
00:41:13I'm shopping.
00:41:15Do you not remember me?
00:41:17I used to be in here
00:41:19all the time.
00:41:19Oh,
00:41:20she can't afford
00:41:21this place anymore.
00:41:21She can only shop
00:41:22at thrift stores.
00:41:24Hmm.
00:41:24But what Mia says goes.
00:41:26So your money's
00:41:27no good here.
00:41:29You know what?
00:41:30You're right.
00:41:31I have better things
00:41:32to do
00:41:33than to be dealing
00:41:34with shrewds like you.
00:41:36That's it.
00:41:37You're out.
00:41:39Oh,
00:41:39Mr. Allen.
00:41:40Excuse me.
00:41:41I'm just going to
00:41:41take out the trash.
00:41:43Trash?
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:45That's my girlfriend.
00:41:46Oh.
00:41:51Apparently,
00:41:51I'm too poor
00:41:52to even stand
00:41:53in this boutique.
00:41:55See this car?
00:41:58Has no spending limit.
00:42:00My girlfriend
00:42:00can get whatever
00:42:00she wants.
00:42:03And I would like
00:42:04to try this dress
00:42:05on first.
00:42:06No way.
00:42:06This is mine.
00:42:07Oh.
00:42:08Are you going to
00:42:08purchase it?
00:42:08No.
00:42:10Not with this
00:42:10janky little zipper.
00:42:12Great.
00:42:12Let's try it on,
00:42:13Jules.
00:42:15Let's try it on.
00:42:16Let's try it on.
00:42:18Let's try it on.
00:42:20Let's try it on.
00:42:20Let's try it on.
00:42:21Let's try it on.
00:42:21Let's try it on.
00:42:27What do you think?
00:42:33Noah?
00:42:35Will you come
00:42:36help zip me up?
00:42:39Of course.
00:42:46You know,
00:42:47there's only one
00:42:47problem with
00:42:48this dress.
00:42:49Is it too
00:42:50expensive?
00:42:51No.
00:42:53It breaks a
00:42:53no boner rule.
00:43:02Well,
00:43:03aren't you
00:43:03going to thank
00:43:03me?
00:43:10Thank you,
00:43:11Noah.
00:43:13You can be
00:43:14pretty sweet
00:43:15sometimes.
00:43:17Like lipstick
00:43:18on a fucking
00:43:19pig.
00:43:20Right.
00:43:24Put the dress
00:43:25on my card.
00:43:28Excuse me.
00:43:30I am missing
00:43:31a very
00:43:33expensive
00:43:33necklace.
00:43:35I bet
00:43:35she stole it.
00:43:37I would never.
00:43:38Then dump out
00:43:39your bag
00:43:39and prove it.
00:43:42Fine.
00:43:43Whatever,
00:43:44Mia.
00:43:45Yeah.
00:43:58See?
00:43:58Told ya.
00:44:04I don't know
00:44:05how that
00:44:05got there.
00:44:06Well,
00:44:07she stole it.
00:44:09And I believe
00:44:11that $500
00:44:12is a felony.
00:44:14Call the police.
00:44:16Don't call
00:44:16the police.
00:44:18This is all
00:44:18my fault.
00:44:19No,
00:44:20it's not.
00:44:20Yes,
00:44:21it is.
00:44:22I wanted
00:44:23to surprise
00:44:23you,
00:44:24so I put
00:44:24the necklace
00:44:25in your purse.
00:44:26But I was
00:44:27going to pay
00:44:27for it once
00:44:27everybody left.
00:44:29You can't
00:44:29do this.
00:44:30It's a waste
00:44:31of money.
00:44:32Neither of us
00:44:33want me to win.
00:44:35It's worth it,
00:44:35trust me.
00:44:37And you look
00:44:37beautiful in that
00:44:38dress.
00:44:40Put the necklace
00:44:40on my card as
00:44:41well.
00:44:41Please and
00:44:42thank you.
00:44:52There he is.
00:44:57Jules is looking
00:44:58pretty hot
00:44:59tonight.
00:45:00Yeah,
00:45:01Jules looks hot
00:45:01every night.
00:45:02Well,
00:45:02enjoy it while
00:45:03it lasts
00:45:03because after
00:45:04tonight,
00:45:04I'll have a
00:45:05little slut
00:45:05begging for me.
00:45:11watch your
00:45:12mouth.
00:45:13Don't talk
00:45:13about Jules
00:45:14like that.
00:45:15Okay,
00:45:16dude,
00:45:17Jules is
00:45:17mine first.
00:45:18I dumped
00:45:19her,
00:45:19okay?
00:45:20It's a matter
00:45:21of time
00:45:21before she
00:45:21comes running
00:45:22back to me.
00:45:23Jules broke
00:45:23up with you
00:45:24so she could
00:45:25be with me.
00:45:27Okay,
00:45:28all right.
00:45:29Let's add
00:45:29some heat
00:45:30to our bet.
00:45:31Yeah?
00:45:32I get
00:45:33Jules'
00:45:33panties off.
00:45:34By the end
00:45:34of tonight,
00:45:35you hand
00:45:35over to
00:45:36Lehman
00:45:36internship
00:45:36and never
00:45:37come back
00:45:37to the
00:45:38summer
00:45:38house.
00:45:39Fine.
00:45:39And when
00:45:40you don't
00:45:40hook up
00:45:40with Jules,
00:45:41I want
00:45:42you to
00:45:42back off
00:45:42of her
00:45:42for the
00:45:43rest of
00:45:43the
00:45:43summer,
00:45:43okay?
00:45:44I don't
00:45:44even want
00:45:44you looking
00:45:45at her.
00:45:46Deal.
00:45:52You better
00:45:52not make me
00:45:53go into
00:45:53that club
00:45:53alone.
00:45:55Jules,
00:45:55you are
00:45:55looking so
00:45:56hot in
00:45:56that dress.
00:46:04Eat
00:46:04shit.
00:46:05Hey,
00:46:08don't leave
00:46:08my side
00:46:08the rest
00:46:09of the
00:46:09night,
00:46:09okay?
00:46:11Enjoy it
00:46:11while it lasts,
00:46:12Noah,
00:46:13because I'm not
00:46:14letting Jules leave
00:46:14tonight unless
00:46:15it's with me.
00:46:25Hey!
00:46:31where did
00:46:31Destiny and
00:46:32Mia go?
00:46:33Uh,
00:46:33I don't
00:46:34know.
00:46:34Jules,
00:46:36you, uh,
00:46:37you didn't
00:46:37answer my
00:46:37question.
00:46:38About what?
00:46:40The music
00:46:41in here?
00:46:42Because I
00:46:42think it
00:46:42sucks.
00:46:44Jules,
00:46:45tell me that
00:46:46you want to be
00:46:46with me.
00:46:47For real.
00:46:49No contracts
00:46:49and no money.
00:46:50I mean it.
00:46:52I need
00:46:53Jules to come
00:46:54with me.
00:46:55Uh,
00:46:55Destiny,
00:46:55we're right in
00:46:56the middle of
00:46:56something.
00:46:57Like I care.
00:46:58I need
00:46:58Jules to come
00:46:59backstage with
00:47:00me.
00:47:02I'm sorry.
00:47:04We'll talk
00:47:04about it later,
00:47:05okay?
00:47:06Have fun.
00:47:08Here,
00:47:09put this on.
00:47:11I entered
00:47:11us into a
00:47:12lap dancing
00:47:12competition.
00:47:16You're crazy.
00:47:17Well,
00:47:18if you're too
00:47:18afraid,
00:47:19you can just
00:47:19back out
00:47:20now.
00:47:25You're on.
00:47:32Follow me.
00:47:37Let the show
00:47:38begin.
00:47:48You think
00:47:49you're hot
00:47:50shit?
00:47:51Well,
00:47:52it's time
00:47:52for you
00:47:52to prove
00:47:53it.
00:47:55Everyone
00:47:55in the club
00:47:56get hot
00:47:57and heavy.
00:47:58Tonight
00:47:58is Electric
00:48:00Lounge's
00:48:00lap dance
00:48:01competition.
00:48:04The rules
00:48:05are simple.
00:48:07Each one
00:48:07of these
00:48:07smoke shows
00:48:08will give
00:48:09one lucky
00:48:10man
00:48:10a lap
00:48:11dance.
00:48:12And you
00:48:12get to
00:48:13vote on
00:48:13who
00:48:14is
00:48:14hotter.
00:48:16Woo!
00:48:17Woo!
00:48:18Come on.
00:48:34Yeah.
00:48:35Come on.
00:48:36Come back.
00:48:37Come,
00:48:37come on.
00:48:40Come back.
00:48:40Come back.
00:48:42I'm dancing
00:48:43like that's
00:48:44the weight
00:48:44of the water,
00:48:45the weight
00:48:46of the water.
00:48:46To give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
00:48:50Now you ain't waiting on me
00:48:52A dessert place, thing run返回
00:48:55I'm anxious
00:48:56Like I got the weight of the world, weight of the world
00:48:59To give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
00:49:02Now you ain't waiting on me
00:49:04A dessert place, thing take me
00:49:07We pray for the deathstheen
00:49:09Turn right into chunks
00:49:15top that top that
00:49:43you're the most beautiful girl here. Show them all.
00:50:17Yo, Jason, dude, I need the lady killer special. Now. Yeah. I got you.
00:50:30And the winner of the lap dance contest is.
00:50:48As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair. I can deal with public humiliation,
00:50:56but I can't deal with public.
00:51:01You look upset. What are you, my therapist? Fuck off. No, just, just the guy who hates
00:51:15seeing a pretty girl so sad. Jules, I have something that can make you feel better.
00:51:27What is that? Oh, you got time? Come on, Jules. You want to have some fun?
00:51:33No, thanks. Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:51:40Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this. Better play along.
00:51:55Bottoms up. Cheers.
00:52:00All right. Turn that shit around so you can grind on me. Come on.
00:52:04I'm going to go change.
00:52:10Desti, have you seen Jules?
00:52:12I saw her running off to the dressing room. Emmett was with her.
00:52:17That little shit.
00:52:25Don't move.
00:52:32What do you think you're doing?
00:52:34Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:52:36Both know you want this.
00:52:38Be gentle.
00:52:40Just like our first time, remember?
00:52:42Back off.
00:52:44Relax, baby.
00:52:46Let that e-kick in.
00:52:47You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:52:50Oh.
00:52:51I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:52:53Let go of me.
00:52:54This is just going to take a minute.
00:52:57Oh, yeah, that's right. Mom, for me.
00:52:59I mean...
00:53:02Jules?
00:53:04Jules, are you in there?
00:53:05Noah!
00:53:06Help me!
00:53:07Help me!
00:53:10Noah!
00:53:11Help me!
00:53:14Emmett!
00:53:15Get off of her!
00:53:17You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:53:20What's the big deal now, huh?
00:53:24Emmett!
00:53:25She doesn't want you!
00:53:26What are you doing?
00:53:28She wants me so bad, dude.
00:53:30Even if she won't say so.
00:53:37Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:53:38I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:53:43Wait!
00:53:44Stop!
00:53:49This asshole isn't worth it.
00:54:07You look like shit.
00:54:09Jules just kicked my ass.
00:54:11All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:54:14Emmett.
00:54:15Hey!
00:54:16Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:54:23Leah, stop.
00:54:26This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:54:30Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:54:32Be so fucking for real.
00:54:33Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:54:36You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:54:41And, you know what?
00:54:43He's coming back to the house with me.
00:54:45Tonight.
00:54:46Mia, sit down.
00:54:49Emmett.
00:54:50If you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:54:54Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:54:56Let's go.
00:54:59Let's go.
00:55:01I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:55:13Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:55:16Ow.
00:55:17You're hurt.
00:55:18Let me help you.
00:55:30I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:55:44I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:55:46I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:55:49Really.
00:55:50I didn't take them.
00:55:52You didn't take the pills?
00:55:59You know, I got something better than E.
00:56:02It's twice as fun.
00:56:04And I've been saving it just for you.
00:56:13What are you trying to give me?
00:56:19Rocky Road.
00:56:23Ow.
00:56:24Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:56:25This is how you repay me?
00:56:27How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:56:32I'm not an asshole.
00:56:34No.
00:56:34You're the king of assholes.
00:56:38You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes,
00:56:42but whatever.
00:56:48I got to show you something.
00:57:00I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:57:07And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:57:15It worked.
00:57:29I've wanted you all somewhere.
00:57:41What if somebody sees?
00:57:44Everybody's at the club.
00:57:47I'm taking you upstairs.
00:57:50I'm taking you upstairs.
00:58:28I'm taking you upstairs.
00:58:31proposing to me soon, and we would just love it if you were here for it.
00:58:37Okay, bye.
00:58:52Hey, sleepy little.
00:58:54What are you doing up so early? I thought I wore you out last night.
00:58:58I'm ready for another round.
00:59:01Hey, can you knock?
00:59:03Can you put your boner away?
00:59:06Get up! Get up! Get up, get up, get up!
00:59:09Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
00:59:10It's worse than a fire.
00:59:15Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
00:59:24You're fucking with me.
00:59:25What's the big deal?
00:59:26Uh, there's the drugs.
00:59:27And the mess.
00:59:28And you.
00:59:29What about me?
00:59:29She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
00:59:31But, like, in a bad way.
00:59:33Look, my mom knows about the sex tape, and she blames you for the whole thing.
00:59:37I need to get out of here.
00:59:39I'll hide Jules.
00:59:40I'll distract mom.
00:59:45I'm gonna go hide Jules.
00:59:46Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
00:59:54Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:00:05Get your brother.
01:00:07Now.
01:00:14Mommy!
01:00:15Wait!
01:00:15Noah!
01:00:17Noah!
01:00:22My baby boy!
01:00:24Mom!
01:00:24Hi!
01:00:25Hey!
01:00:26Mom!
01:00:26I thought you were in Fiji with, uh, Roberto.
01:00:29Mia called and said she needed the family ring to propose.
01:00:39Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:00:43None of your business.
01:00:45Okay, well, I was just looking for you because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
01:00:54I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:00:58What is that slut doing here?
01:01:03You're the girl from the sex tape.
01:01:05Get out of this house.
01:01:07Mom.
01:01:07Noah, a little help?
01:01:09Uh, Mom, uh, this is Jules, and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:01:17Uh, yes.
01:01:19It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:01:23Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:01:28Lisa.
01:01:29My second mommy.
01:01:32We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:01:34Oh, yes, we do.
01:01:38You're marrying Mia now?
01:01:40I have no idea what got into her head.
01:01:42I am so sorry, okay?
01:01:43But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:01:46Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:01:49Please?
01:01:59My head hurts.
01:02:01Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:02:04Yeah, I have some in my purse.
01:02:06Oh, thanks.
01:02:12She's better.
01:02:21Water.
01:02:23Water, I need water.
01:02:26What did you give my mom?
01:02:30Aspirin.
01:02:31Aspirin?
01:02:33It's so hot in here.
01:02:37Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:02:44Hey, I have an idea.
01:02:46Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:02:49I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:02:51Rawr!
01:02:52All right, that's enough.
01:02:53Uh, I gotta talk to you.
01:02:54Let's go.
01:02:56Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:02:58Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:03:01No way.
01:03:02You gave her those?
01:03:02I didn't give them.
01:03:04She found them.
01:03:05Should we call an ambulance?
01:03:06Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:03:09She hates you already.
01:03:10What is she gonna think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:03:14Where did she go?
01:03:30Mom, get out of the pool.
01:03:32No way!
01:03:33It feels so good.
01:03:38Oh wait, no.
01:03:40Ow!
01:03:41I'm drowning!
01:03:42I don't know.
01:03:44Mia, save me!
01:03:46Absolutely not.
01:03:47I'm not going in there.
01:03:50No!
01:03:52Help!
01:04:03Oh!
01:04:11You saved me!
01:04:15Here.
01:04:16I brought you some tea.
01:04:23I was wrong about you.
01:04:25I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:04:36Thank you for taking care of her.
01:04:40I hope I was a good maid.
01:04:42Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:04:45Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:04:49You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:04:54I still got to pay to hang out with me.
01:04:58No feelings, remember?
01:05:06I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:05:10I'll tear it up right now.
01:05:12I mean it.
01:05:16I need that money more than I want you.
01:05:20When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:05:25If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:05:30So it was really always just about the money?
01:05:33Really?
01:05:54I want to give you the money.
01:05:57not as your boss, as your boyfriend.
01:06:01Because I want to give you everything.
01:06:05I don't know what to say.
01:06:10Just let me take care of you.
01:06:17And tell me that you love me.
01:06:20I don't think I can say it.
01:06:27I don't think I can say it.
01:06:39I know you do.
01:06:44Good morning, everyone.
01:06:47Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:06:49Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:06:54I was just leaving.
01:06:56You're not leaving, Jules.
01:06:58We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:07:03After your little sex video was released,
01:07:07at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:07:11But, after you saved me,
01:07:15all I can say is,
01:07:18welcome to the family.
01:07:22Wait.
01:07:24You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:07:27That was before you left me to drown.
01:07:31I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:07:36Adios.
01:07:38Bye, Mom.
01:07:43I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:07:47Good luck with that.
01:07:49I don't need luck.
01:07:51I have a really big brain.
01:07:58There must be something incriminating in here.
01:08:06What is this?
01:08:13Ew.
01:08:15What died in here?
01:08:17My manhood.
01:08:19Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:08:22Really?
01:08:25I don't like to read.
01:08:27It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:08:30They're faking their entire relationship
01:08:32so he can get that stupid layman internship.
01:08:35That's cheating.
01:08:37Oh, great.
01:08:38You finally figured it out.
01:08:40Good boy.
01:08:42I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:08:50I thought this was summer vacation.
01:08:53I know.
01:08:54I know.
01:08:55But I've got to work on my presentation
01:08:57for the layman internship.
01:09:02What up, lovebirds?
01:09:04Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you
01:09:06if I saw you.
01:09:07You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:09:12Who are you?
01:09:15I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:09:25Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
01:09:28What are you doing here?
01:09:30Emmett called me up and told me
01:09:31about your summer house setup.
01:09:33I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:09:37The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:09:41I'd like to be your friend.
01:09:45Noah, can you help out your friend here?
01:09:48He seems a little confused.
01:09:54Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:09:57Uh, I'm the high-profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble,
01:10:01and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:10:05The next intern for Lehman Corp.
01:10:07will be responsible for keeping me entertained,
01:10:10and I get bored easy.
01:10:15Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:10:21Interview starts now.
01:10:23Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:10:27Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:10:30Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:10:32That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:10:41That's the guy you want to work for?
01:10:44He's a total clown.
01:10:47Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful
01:10:49tech billionaires in the industry.
01:10:51And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:10:54But don't you already have enough money?
01:10:56Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:10:59I was the captain of every sports team I was on,
01:11:01and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:11:04I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy
01:11:06and have my own career.
01:11:08And then our sex tape got released.
01:11:11And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:11:15The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:11:19Jules, I need this internship.
01:11:20And so do you.
01:11:22Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:11:26You lied to me.
01:11:28No, I didn't lie to you.
01:11:29I just...
01:11:30I just didn't tell you everything.
01:11:33I'm sorry.
01:11:37Everybody!
01:11:38Let's get the party started!
01:11:41I love it!
01:11:45Grab your bag.
01:11:48Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:11:55I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:11:58There's something special about you.
01:12:00You're so...
01:12:02beautiful.
01:12:04Thanks.
01:12:05But I'm taken.
01:12:07I'm not trying to marry you.
01:12:09Noah,
01:12:11tell me,
01:12:13who snatched this hottie up?
01:12:15That'd be me.
01:12:18You're a lucky man.
01:12:19I know.
01:12:24How long is he going to be here?
01:12:27I'll protect you.
01:12:29And look at here.
01:12:31The happy little couple.
01:12:33Hmm.
01:12:34From wholemates to soulmates.
01:12:39Emmett,
01:12:40Noah and I are talking.
01:12:42Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:12:45Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:12:48Yeah, he's finally going to win our bet.
01:12:51What bet.
01:12:54What bet.
01:12:56I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer,
01:13:00I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:13:03That's not true.
01:13:05Yeah, it is.
01:13:06I thought Noah would pussy out if I won,
01:13:08so I recorded the whole thing.
01:13:11You play that,
01:13:11I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:13:15I don't want to hear it.
01:13:17Yeah.
01:13:18I'd probably break your heart to know
01:13:20that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:13:22Hmm?
01:13:23I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:13:27I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:13:29I was nothing but a check to you.
01:13:33Both of you can fuck off.
01:13:39Chicks, dude.
01:13:41I'm going to kick your fucking ass.
01:13:42I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:13:46I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:13:50You're pathetic.
01:13:52Bitch.
01:13:54Whatever, dude.
01:13:58What were you thinking?
01:14:00That Noah would fall in love with you
01:14:02and save your family?
01:14:04I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:14:08You're a sexy girl.
01:14:11You could have a lot of fun.
01:14:13I don't have time for that shit.
01:14:15Then make time.
01:14:16There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:14:18The boys share their toys.
01:14:21And I want to play with you.
01:14:24I don't want to be played with.
01:14:25If you play nice,
01:14:27I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:14:29The only reason why Noah made his bet
01:14:32was to get this job.
01:14:33Even if this guy is an asshole,
01:14:35I should hear him out.
01:14:37What do I have to do?
01:14:40Let me borrow you for the night.
01:14:43In your dreams, Pearl.
01:14:50Mia, you know where Jules is?
01:14:52Ugh, you're still caught up on that skank?
01:14:55Maybe this outfit would change your mind.
01:14:58Mia, a lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:15:02Get it through your head.
01:15:03I want to be with Jules.
01:15:05Why do you like her so much?
01:15:07I don't like her.
01:15:11I love her.
01:15:14You know,
01:15:16I feel sorry for you
01:15:17for falling in love with such a liar.
01:15:19You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:15:21Yeah, well, she said she didn't.
01:15:24Found your girlfriend.
01:15:37If I do what you say,
01:15:39then you'll give Noah the straw.
01:15:41Yes.
01:15:42And it's the only way you'd get in.
01:15:44We only interviewed him
01:15:45as a favor to his mom.
01:15:47My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:15:51Wait.
01:15:52Now I know where I recognize you.
01:15:55Damn.
01:15:56You were great.
01:15:58Just one kiss.
01:15:59That's all it takes
01:16:00to get your boyfriend a little job.
01:16:07Don't play hard to get!
01:16:15Get off her.
01:16:20Get off her.
01:16:22Let me have my fun.
01:16:24Then you can take your turn.
01:16:25If you don't leave her alone,
01:16:26I'm going to break your fingers.
01:16:28You wouldn't dare.
01:16:31You little shit!
01:16:33You'll never work for Lehman.
01:16:34Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there
01:16:36because I would rather fuck
01:16:37a literal cheese grater
01:16:38than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:16:42You'll be hearing from my lawyer
01:16:43about my hand.
01:16:44You want to mess with me?
01:16:45You want to mess with me?
01:16:46Yeah, why don't you sue me
01:16:47and we'll let all the papers know
01:16:49that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:16:50who's chasing young girls around?
01:16:52You know, I bet your wife
01:16:53would love to hear about this.
01:16:55Please, don't tell my wife.
01:16:56Get out of my face, old man.
01:17:08How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:12How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:14It wasn't what it looked like.
01:17:16Don't lie to me.
01:17:17I saw you kiss him back.
01:17:21I didn't kiss him.
01:17:23But even if I did,
01:17:24you made a bet with Emmett
01:17:25about our relationship.
01:17:27You were getting money out of the deal,
01:17:29so why does it matter?
01:17:32Tell him that he's a good kisser
01:17:34and you want him right now.
01:17:36Tell him you love him.
01:17:38It matters
01:17:39because it makes it clear
01:17:41that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:17:50You're fired.
01:17:52Get out of my house.
01:18:07You're gone for good, bitch.
01:18:13You never belonged with us,
01:18:16and now it's your turn to go.
01:18:20I played you, and I won.
01:18:23This has nothing to do with you.
01:18:26Oh, honey.
01:18:28This has everything to do with me.
01:18:35I planted the camera in your room,
01:18:37and then I got the sex tape of you and Noah,
01:18:42and then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:18:50You thought you were better than me,
01:18:53but I always win.
01:18:55All I fucking do is win.
01:19:00A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:19:13Mom, I saved the house.
01:19:17It's too late.
01:19:24Maybe we can call the bank
01:19:26and figure something out.
01:19:27Someone bought it out from under us
01:19:29just this morning.
01:19:31That's what happens
01:19:32when you lose sight of your goal.
01:19:34You lose everything.
01:19:36Oh, God.
01:19:49Can I help you?
01:19:51What are you doing in that uniform?
01:19:54My dad cut me off
01:19:55after I lost an Andrew Lehman internship.
01:19:58I guess he paid a lot of money
01:20:00to give me that job, so...
01:20:03Doing anything?
01:20:11I have a big tip for you.
01:20:14Seriously?
01:20:16Smile more.
01:20:25This money feels dirty.
01:20:26I never want to see this check again.
01:20:40Miss me?
01:20:45Miss me?
01:20:52Get lost.
01:20:53I deserve that.
01:20:58Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:21:00And I think you'll really like it.
01:21:06Is this the deed to my house?
01:21:09Yeah.
01:21:10This morning, I bought it.
01:21:13You bought my house from under us?
01:21:15Look at the name on the title.
01:21:19Oh, my God.
01:21:22You put it under my name.
01:21:24It's yours, Jules.
01:21:26It's all yours.
01:21:28But...
01:21:29I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:21:33Another condition?
01:21:35What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:21:38Sleep with your boss?
01:21:39Judge your mom?
01:21:41No.
01:21:43But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight.
01:21:53At 8 p.m.
01:21:55And I want you to wear this.
01:22:09What are you doing here?
01:22:11Noah told me to come.
01:22:13Really?
01:22:14Oh, how pathetic.
01:22:17Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:22:22He's proposing to you?
01:22:24When did you two get back together?
01:22:26Well, it's not official yet.
01:22:28But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:22:32And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:22:35I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:22:40Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:22:44Mia!
01:22:45Jules!
01:22:46I am so happy that both of you were here.
01:22:49Why did you invite me here?
01:22:51To watch you propose to Mia?
01:22:53Propose?
01:22:54Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:22:56Oh, please.
01:22:58The big question.
01:23:00Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:23:03Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:23:09Uh, how did you know about that?
01:23:11Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:23:14And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you're in Jules' fight.
01:23:17You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room.
01:23:21Okay.
01:23:22Fine.
01:23:24Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:23:27But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:23:31What are you going to do?
01:23:32Arrest me?
01:23:33Actually, that's my job.
01:23:35Oh, hi.
01:23:35Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:23:38What?
01:23:39You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:23:40These are not what they're for.
01:23:42Call my dad!
01:23:44Oh, daddy!
01:23:45Bye, Mia.
01:23:49If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:23:53That's not why I invited you here.
01:23:59Everybody!
01:24:02What is he doing?
01:24:06I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:24:13And here are my secrets.
01:24:16I scream when I see spiders.
01:24:19I do.
01:24:20And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:24:28And I cannot tell my lefts from my rights.
01:24:30Noah, what are you doing?
01:24:32You look like a crazy person.
01:24:33And I have one more secret.
01:24:37Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:24:44And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:24:45Right here in front of everybody.
01:24:48I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:24:53Yes, Noah.
01:24:55I'll be your girlfriend.
01:24:57Even if I'm an asshole?
01:24:58It's part of your charm.
01:25:00I love you.
01:25:01I love you right back.
01:25:10Everybody!
01:25:11Let's get this party started!
01:25:22All I do is rip away.
01:25:24All I do is rip away.
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