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Return of the Kung Fu Dragon
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00:00Old Town Road, I'm gonna take my horse to the Old Town Road.
00:05Old Town Road.
00:22Not bad. Still got it.
00:24Ethan?
00:25Please tell me she didn't see that.
00:26You've been at it all day. Take a break.
00:30Just a bit more. Earn us some extra for dinner.
00:57What happened? Why is the cow's nap in here?
01:00Well, lazy cow, I guess. Just leave it.
01:10The Perfectors.
01:14Mom, you said I gotta fight today.
01:16But in this dump, it stinks.
01:18That doesn't matter.
01:20We just want to find someone.
01:22Someone. Someone interesting.
01:26How did they find us?
01:32Folks, this is a private farm.
01:35We don't take visitors.
01:36I'll have to ask you to leave.
01:39Logan.
01:41Try him.
01:43Awesome! Finally!
01:46Someone to play with me.
01:53A way of win.
01:55Ram style.
01:58Ethan!
02:00Mom, he's too weak.
02:02This is no fun.
02:03If he's boring, kill him.
02:05Then move on to the next one.
02:20Ava.
02:21A first-generation Perfector.
02:23Gene model of the way of water.
02:25After hiding for this long,
02:26finally show your fangs?
02:29Wow!
02:30Fun!
02:31You can fight!
02:31Let's do it!
02:32Come on!
02:33Ava, what was that?
02:34Sorry.
02:35I'll explain after I'm done with this.
02:41Dead Kane, Helena, and demon child Logan.
02:44So you've come at last.
02:46Mom, she's a badass.
02:48I'm gonna beat her first.
02:50Then kill the loser.
02:53Go ahead, my boy.
02:59I'm gonna beat her first.
03:37Logan, wait.
03:40Mom!
03:41They're not dead yet.
03:43We're not finished.
03:45Claire, the way of fire perfecter, tiger style.
03:50Very well.
03:52You dare to kill your allies?
03:54You're violating the rule of the Dark Dragon Lord.
03:56When he returns, he'll execute you both.
03:59The Dark Dragon Lord.
04:01He's been gone for too long.
04:04Once my son defeats every free perfecter
04:07and becomes the new lord,
04:10he'll be the rule.
04:12As if you're worthy.
04:14Ava, with me.
04:18Two against one.
04:19Let's party.
04:20Leave it, Logan.
04:22We still have things to do.
04:25We'll have plenty of time after.
04:27None of them are getting away.
04:37Are you hurt?
04:40Oh, now you step in?
04:42Where were you earlier?
04:44Useless coward.
04:45Just stood there and watched your wife get bullied.
04:48Ethan isn't ordinary.
04:49I don't want to drag him into the perfecter's fight.
04:51It would only risk his life.
04:53He's just a piece of trash.
04:55Only you treat him like some kind of treasure.
04:59Ethan, Lily's getting out of school soon.
05:01Pick her up first.
05:02I'll explain when I'm back.
05:04Fine.
05:06Just...
05:06Please be careful.
05:15Nick Cross.
05:16The Butcher.
05:18The way of Earth Perfecter.
05:20Awakened talent.
05:21Ox style.
05:23Good.
05:24Now I can see for myself.
05:26Cut the crap.
05:28I've been waiting.
05:38Don't look, sweetheart.
05:40It's not for kids.
05:46Logan's a meathead, but he's a natural-born killer.
05:50Among us perfecters, only the Dark Dragon Lord stands a chance to beat him.
05:55Nick's screwed.
06:00If the Lord's still here, we wouldn't have to live in fear.
06:26Logan's going to kill Nick.
06:27We must save him.
06:29Now!
06:33Sweetheart, can Daddy borrow your mask for a minute?
06:40See you on the other side, Butcher.
06:44Yay!
06:45Time to kill some cows!
07:01Who the hell are you?
07:03Where he came from!
07:05He never knew himself!
07:09No, no, no, no!
07:11Call him pie, but he was born to show you!
07:14No, no, no, no!
07:17No, no, no!
07:19No, no, no!
07:19Let's get him down!
07:21The Dragon Style.
07:23He's...
07:24No lies, ice in the eyes of light.
07:28The Dark Dragon Lord.
07:32The Dark Dragon Lord.
07:33The Dark Dragon Lord.
07:38He's...
07:39He's back.
07:46stop i'll fucking kill you i'll have my revenge logan come back
07:54if you married him we never need to hide in a dump like this
08:01ethan's my husband to me no one compares to him not even the dark dragon lord i swear that useless
08:08trash has you drugged enough let's go check on the butcher
08:27oh no they're here we have to go now
08:39please let me go
08:47operating first generation perfecter registration act target nick cross capture confirmed
08:53transport to headquarters for disposal
08:58agent tyler using helena and logan's challenge we just follow them and track all free perfecters
09:05down easy peasy these first generations are flawed if they refuse to submit to pca they
09:12must be wiped out this world belongs to us now the true perfecters don't get ahead of yourself
09:20these first gens are just small fly
09:24the only person we really need to worry about is the one from earlier
09:32the dark dragon lord
09:40annoying rats
09:50fuck he's too fast i'm gonna kill him i'll get my revenge
09:58he got away so we'll get you a new toy
10:06i'll take you to ava you can fight as much as you want
10:10no this time i'm not gonna fight her i'm gonna kill her
10:24ava you are the best of the way of water perfecters and he's just a piece of trash he doesn't
10:29deserve to be with you
10:30take the girl and leave with me now what if helena and logan come again
10:35ethan has no chance to survive i am not leaving him behind even now you're still worrying about that pathetic
10:42loser
10:46you have nerves showing up now
10:51mommy auntie look daddy bought me this mask
11:02the dark dragon lord
11:07ethan's just a loser how can he be the dark dragon lord
11:13ava you are coming with me now
11:17i'm not going anywhere i'm staying here with ethan
11:21claire please trust me i'll protect my wife and daughter
11:27protect them with what
11:30ava is the best of the way of water perfecters you're just an ordinary
11:34how the hell can you protect them
11:40ava actually
11:48it's helena and logan
11:50ethan stay here with lily just leave this to me
12:08finally you're here once you're dead there'll be no free perfecter left
12:13the dark dragon lord will be forced to show himself
12:17once logan breaks him my son will be the new lord
12:25you just saw the lord's power yourselves and you still dare run your mouth
12:29acting tough until the very end huh
12:32wish you have nick's luck perhaps the dark dragon lord will scoop in and save you too
12:38logan kill them
12:57logan is the offspring of two first generation perfecters
13:00he's got high rank genes
13:02if there were no second gens
13:03or the dark dragon lord
13:05he would be the strongest on earth
13:34folks fight all you want but you gotta pay for breaking things
13:38ethan what the hell are you doing here you loser
13:42just came to watch go on don't mind me
13:45is this not messy enough
13:49you're an ordinary
13:51just the shockwave from this fight will kill you
13:54don't worry they can't hurt me
13:58you worthless trash
14:00how dare you look down on me
14:02i'll kill you first
14:06Ethan
14:31Ethan go to claire stay close to her i won't miss you
14:34go to claire stay close to her i won't miss you
14:34don't let him hurt you
14:40even stuck marrying a loser like you ava's still this powerful
14:44ava is holding back she's too distracted trying to protect us
14:49logan has logan has already found her opening
14:51logan has already found her opening you ordinary what do you know about combat between perfecters
14:54absolutely nonsense
14:59what are you doing
15:00what are you doing my arm it's fixed
15:10ava strike the weak point his chest
15:22quack
15:26beep
15:43he's
15:45You made me bleed.
15:48I'm ripping you apart!
15:53Hmm, genius.
15:55He inherited the way of Earth gene model too.
15:58This is his signature, rat style,
16:01Earth merging. Interesting.
16:28No!
16:31Ah!
16:35Ah!
16:37Watch out!
16:54Ava!
17:01I won!
17:02She took the hit!
17:04She's dead meat!
17:05I'm the new Dark Dragon Lord!
17:08Login's power nearly matches with second-gen perfectors.
17:12Ava died by that strike.
17:14It's a warrior's end.
17:22That... that's impossible!
17:29Logan!
17:34Go. Now.
17:36Look what he did to you.
17:38I won't leave till he pays for it.
17:40Rest now.
17:42I'll take it from here.
17:46I'll make sure you die!
17:48Today!
17:51You dared hurt my wife?
17:54Fine.
17:55I'll play with you.
17:57But be careful.
17:59Try not to die too quickly.
18:02You asked for it!
18:04I'll crush your skull!
18:16I'll crush your skull!
18:19Snake.
18:20Ram.
18:25He's cycling through every style.
18:27How is this possible?
18:29In all our history...
18:31Only one man has that kind of power.
18:38The Dark Dragon Lord.
18:54The legendary Dark Dragon Lord...
18:57Is an ordinary farmer?
19:03The legendary Dark Dragon Lord...
19:08Is an ordinary farmer?
19:10The Dark Dragon Lord.
19:12You finally show up.
19:14You finally show up.
19:15It's you.
19:17The Witch of the Blood Harvest.
19:24You forced me to disable my own power...
19:27And took my eyes!
19:32You really think I wouldn't bounce back?
19:35I re-implanted the Way of Wind model.
19:39Re-implant?
19:43Now, I'm even stronger than before.
19:48I don't need eyes to see.
19:50The wind is my sight.
19:52Every movement you make, the air carries it all to me!
19:57You're the Dark Dragon Lord, so what?
20:00I am no longer the failure you defeated.
20:10It leaves the wind element like that.
20:14Her power...
20:15It can reach half of a true second gen perfecter.
20:44Ethan!
20:57Impressive.
20:58You can track my moves.
21:00But can you stop me?
21:27They will not be my head from...
21:31Me too!
21:32You can straighten me up!
21:32The Tenند attack!
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22:03your crimes are beyond count break your own limbs and i shall spare your lives
22:09fine we lost but my husband he won't let this go he can try
22:25you two enjoying the show get out here now
22:33they they are the pca
22:42logan run run not happening
22:51even we're perfecters pca i won't spare any of us fight with us
23:09you didn't just happen to be here did you the dark dragon lord huh sharp as they say
23:17without those two idiots running around we wouldn't have pulled in this many
23:21you used us getting used by the pca that's the only value you failures have left
23:29let me introduce myself tyler pca agent noah pca agent why is pca so set on wiping us out
23:39you first gen perfectors unstable dangerous
23:44this world belongs to real perfectors no room for trash like you
23:52then so be it we fight
23:59we'll hold them off you can still get out you're the last hope of our first gen perfectors you can't
24:03get caught here placing your hopes on a flawed reject that's pathetic no need
24:10pca is not taking anyone today cocky bastard you asked for it
24:40we're dead
24:53that's impossible
25:11that's impossible
25:14i'm b rank pca how is the first gen reject stopping a strike with all my might
25:20unless he's a second gen too
25:23no impossible
25:25the records say the dark dragon lord is the very first first gen
25:30i'm sick of duels and killing
25:33i stayed out of this for years
25:35but you kept pushing
25:37so today let's end this
25:48die
26:00he's he's a monster
26:04then it's all or nothing
26:10so
26:24so
26:26so
26:26so
26:45No!
26:56No!
27:17You overestimate yourselves.
27:27This can't be. It's impossible.
27:34I never thought Ethan would be this strong. I misjudged him before.
27:48Dark Dragon Lord, please! Spare my life!
27:55You PCA think you run everything. This is what you get.
28:00PCA's been killing perfecters for years.
28:03You all deserve to die.
28:06Wait!
28:13Spare my life and I'll tell you something valuable.
28:17Talk. Make it worth your life.
28:20Next week's free perfecters union assembly. It's a trap. We're wiping everyone out.
28:24That includes your father-in-law, Arthur Reed.
28:27What?
28:29I'm here. Nothing's happening to him.
28:31I'm here.
28:47Forget it.
28:50I didn't know you were the Black Dragon Lord. That's on me.
28:53I won't get in the way of you and Ava anymore.
28:58It's alright.
29:00We're family.
29:12Ha ha ha ha ha! Fifteen years! Finally I'm done!
29:18Now tell me, who can stop me?
29:22This Victor Kane is invincible!
29:26Ha ha ha ha!
29:28Master, bad news.
29:30Helena and Logan lost.
29:31They were taken by the Dark Dragon Lord.
29:33What the hell?
29:37He fucking dared to touch my wife and son?
29:39I'll kill him!
29:45Listen up!
29:47PCA's hunting us down.
29:48Today we gotta pick a leader and fight them to the death!
29:54PCA's too strong.
29:56How do we fight that?
29:58Exactly.
29:59Second gens crush us.
30:00This is suicide.
30:01Then die standing!
30:03For dignity!
30:04For freedom!
30:05We'll fight to the end!
30:08A bunch of rejects.
30:10And you think you can take on PCA?
30:16Father.
30:17Good to have you back.
30:19Father.
30:20What the hell are you doing here, you useless piece of trash?
30:25Get out!
30:26I don't wanna see you!
30:27Father!
30:28Father!
30:28PCA might already be inside!
30:29Ethan can help!
30:31Ridiculous!
30:32Since when do we need help from a useless trash?
30:35Ava, what can a useless farmer like him do?
30:38Get him out of here.
30:40He's such an eyesore.
30:42Ethan is not useless!
30:44He's-
30:44Enough!
30:45He leaves, or you shut up.
31:11You?
31:12A bunch of rejects?
31:14Picking a leader?
31:15What a joke!
31:18Victor!
31:18You scumbag!
31:21You let your wife and son slaughter the perfecters, and you dare show up here?!
31:28All of you, shut up!
31:34How dare you!
31:55Get off me!
31:56You wanna die too?
31:57How did you get this strong?
31:59Where is he?
32:00Bring me the dark dragon, or everyone here dies.
32:04If he were here, you wouldn't be standing.
32:07You wanna die?
32:08I'll grant your wish.
32:15You looking for me?
32:28Ethan!
32:29Don't make things worse!
32:32Isn't that the Reed family's useless son-in-law?
32:35You want a death or what?
32:37You're the dark dragon lord.
32:39Him?
32:40He's just a weak, useless farmer, pretending to be the dark dragon lord for attention.
32:48Exactly.
32:49No way the dark dragon lord looks so ordinary.
32:54Dark dragon lord took you long enough to show yourself.
33:01Ethan, you dare mock me?
33:05You're dead!
33:11Ethan, watch out!
33:14Ethan, watch out!
33:17Joe Blackman!
33:26He's a perfector too.
33:29Thought he's an ordinary man.
33:34No way.
33:36He just got lucky.
33:43www.128-1.897-18.
33:45That up
34:01What impossible he defeated Victor such power
34:10You're really the black dragon Lord
34:24That's dragon style
34:25There's only one person who can use it
34:28The dark dragon Lord
34:30Ethan is really the dark dragon Lord
34:35Dad, I told you, Ethan's not useless
34:38No
34:40That useless farmer
34:42How can he be the dark dragon?
34:47Even if you are the dark dragon Lord
34:50I took my wife and son
34:55We didn't take Helena and Logan
34:57The PCA did
34:59The PCA?
35:01It was PCA
35:02If you doubt it
35:04Ask them yourself
35:05I believe you
35:08But PCA, no one can find them
35:12You're already here
35:13Come out
35:22Zeke Walker, PCA senior executive
35:24All of you coming with me to PCA for trial
35:27You're the one who took my wife and son
35:33All of you attack
35:34Stay back
35:35You can't handle him
35:37Then why don't you fight him
35:38You useless, pathetic trash
35:40None of you are leaving
36:00Die!
36:03Die!
36:14This power, we're not even close.
36:26Even if you match a second gen, so what?
36:34What?
36:37What?
36:39What did you do?
36:41This ring blocks all first gen element force.
36:45Dragon, today you die!
36:50Without element force, you can't even touch me!
36:55Spare me, my lord! I'll serve PCA!
36:59Marcus! You traitor!
37:03I don't want to die!
37:14The PCA doesn't keep trash.
37:26Dark dragon lord, time to die.
37:37Who said I need powers to kill you?
37:48Where is he?
37:58First generation perfectors aren't flawed. I don't need element force to break you.
38:21Tock!
38:22Where are my wife and child?
38:28Don't be smug. My boss is coming for me
38:32Split it out. Where's PCA headquarters?
38:35The world belongs to us now Dragonlord. You falls are being erased
38:52Lily!
38:55You want your daughter back Dragonlord? Then come to the PCA
38:59Lily, my baby!
39:04Ethan, what do we do? Please you have to save her
39:09PCA, you are asking for death
39:48So you're the Dark Dragonlord's Brit?
39:52The spawn of a defect doesn't deserve to eat here. Get on your knees
40:06I won't. You're all bad people
40:11Let's see how tough you are when we drag your precious Dark Dragonlord in here in chains
40:23My hand!
40:28My hand!
40:29My hand!
40:38You little brat, you still have the nerve to fight back!
40:41My daddy is coming to save me!
40:44Still counting on your Dark Dragonlord? Pathetic!
40:48Take her to the gene lab
40:54Dark Dragonlord, this is it. This is the PCA headquarters
41:02So this is the place
41:05You touched my daughter
41:07Now you all die
41:17Gene scan is finished
41:18Zero compatibility
41:20She's a dud
41:21Why the hell did you bring this trash to my lab? Get her out of here!
41:27Mister, can I go home now? I want my daddy
41:33Doctor Weiss
41:33Doctor Weiss, that's the Dark Dragonlord's daughter
41:35She's our nightmare
41:36We can't just let her go
41:38And even if she's not a match for the serum
41:39Your lab still needs new guinea pigs, right?
41:44You're right
41:45My friend's enemy is my enemy
41:47A guinea pig she is
41:49No, no guinea pigs
41:51I want to go home
41:52I want my daddy
42:18Lily!
42:22Stay away
42:24Don't touch me
42:29That pathetic loser can't even protect his own brat
42:59You are asking for death!
43:03You are asking for death!
43:16No, please
43:19No, please
43:20Spare me
43:30Lily
43:31Dad is here
43:36Lily
43:43Dad is here
43:53Thank god
43:55Lily, you're safe
44:01Die Dark Dragonlord
44:12Hold your fire! Stand down!
44:14Get out!
44:31Director! That's him! That's the Dark Dragonlord! Kill him!
44:36How dare you disrespect Dark Dragonlord!
44:39Everyone knows I, Silas, value talent above all!
44:53Dark Dragonlord, my men overstepped
44:56They acted without my orders
44:58They are yours to settle the score
45:00Do what you will
45:02Since you love this machine so much
45:04Why don't you both go in and play?
45:26Hold on Dark Dragonlord! Join the PCA, I'll make you my number 2
45:33You'll have everything
45:37I don't roll with trash
46:13Daddy, what's wrong, daddy?
46:20Trading a useless pie for the legendary Dark Dragon Lord? Best damn deal I've ever made
46:52Dead Nico
46:52Well, look at the invincible Dark Dragon Lord
46:56All that legendary power and you still ended up rotting in the dirt like the rest of us
47:04i was counting on you to save them but now nobody can stop silas who are you i used to
47:12run the pca
47:14until that animal silas stabbed me in the back his real power is gene devour he brought you
47:20here to drain every top perfecter dry so he can become a god his real power is gene devour
47:29he brought you here to drain every top perfecter dry so he can become a god it's over we're dead
47:37he
47:37already sucked us dry once he rips the four elements out of you he'll be unstoppable you
47:45moron you're supposed to be the dragon lord and you just handed yourself to him on a silver platter
48:01what makes you think this is a bad thing
48:10so
48:33the legendary dark dragon lord
48:37what a pathetic joke you really think it's over once i swallow your four element genes
48:47i'll be invincible the whole world will be at my feet
48:58oh
48:59oh
49:00oh
49:26Yes!
49:27The power of God!
49:29I, Silas, am the devil of the devil!
49:31God of the perfecters!
49:39You're useless now.
49:41Time to use your own power to send you to die!
50:04Ethan!
50:09Look at these ants.
50:12Crawling right into their own graves.
50:21It's too much!
50:22He's a god now!
50:27Now, let's start the execution with you.
50:30Die.
50:39No!
50:55What is this?
50:56My power!
50:58I can't control it!
51:17You!
51:19What the hell did you do to me?
51:21You want to know why I went into hiding?
51:24My awakening left me with a primal, lethal toxin I couldn't purge.
51:29I was just looking for a way to purge it.
51:32And then you showed up.
51:34The perfect trash can.
51:36You practically begged to suck all that poison out of me.
51:42No!
51:43This can't be happening!
51:44You set me up!
51:45You did this to yourself.
51:54No!
51:57No!
51:58No!
51:59No!
52:01No!
52:02No!
52:03No!
52:04No!
52:08No!
52:10No!
52:12No!
52:20No!
52:24Lily!
52:37Run on! The whole place is collapsing!
52:47Follow me!
53:13Dark Dragon Lord, you're truly worthy of your title.
53:28Look, Daddy! Look how strong I am!
53:32You're the best, baby.
53:40The famous Dragon Master, choosing farm work over important business again.
53:51I'm just a simple farmer, and I'm content living like this.
53:57Besides, Lily looks a little lonely. I think she needs a little brother.
54:03Shut up!