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Superboy vs Alien ARS
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00:10let go of the president hand over the nuclear codes or i stick this down your
00:17hey who's hungry for some fried calamari
00:24it's commander z leader of the zenrith league
00:31what's up how's your grandpa doing amelia the last time i saved him
00:35shoot him
00:56let's get this over with i have this thing later
01:10so
01:28don't worry buddy i know a really good taylor
01:37you've done it again commander z it took the fbi five years fighting these alien terrorists but it only
01:44took you five months undercover to find them and just five minutes to take him out told you i have
01:50a thing later sir please let me honor you with a public announcement whoa sir with all due respect
01:57i just want to live my life
02:14as a normal high school senior
02:23i'm gonna be late for our date ivy's gonna be real mad and your flowers
02:30thanks alphonse but i'm gonna need more than this help me get her a good apology present
02:35something fancy okay
02:38another gift but you just secretly got her into zenith league
02:47whoa
02:48watch it hey i know you like what you're seeing but maybe buy the lady a drink first
02:58wait
02:58you're cat girl kimmy newly melted rank s superhero man
03:04i know you fanboys want my autograph sorry to disappoint but i have a girlfriend already
03:10she's the only superhero for me oh good because i don't have time to chit chat with nerds you can
03:16run along to your girlfriend while i go save the president don't sweat it i i already took care of
03:20the alien
03:21wait took care of the alien you name zeno
03:27that's the next wave of enemies wait i should tell you there's only one way to kill them who do
03:32you
03:32think i am i'm cat girl bird's natural predator not those guys their feathered coats are made of a
03:36special metal it's impenetrable go for the inside of their beaks and how would you know what whatever
03:43who is he to tell me how to fight
03:51phew made it right on time
03:56why is there a party here ivy hey anyone seen ivy
04:04ivy i brought you flowers for our dating anniversary and i'm glad you made it xeno this is my breakup
04:11party because i'm dumping you breaking up we just hit our two you missed the entire half of the
04:18school year i know you're bland and you blend in hang on i'm bland what you've been mixing sriracha
04:25with bees in your drink or something but you're utterly forgettable now and that's embarrassing me
04:30seriously simps are supposed to try extra hard for your attention he doesn't even try guess he's a
04:37failure at that too excuse me though i'm enjoying the sweet talk this is between me and my girlfriend
04:43stop pretending like you can even protect me or have anything to offer xeno and how would you know
04:49that because i'm gonna be the new face of zenith leg i was just recruited by the number one superhero
04:56league in the world as for you class rankings came out already haven't you seen them you missed so much
05:04mercenary school you missed all the trials to get into the superhero leagues your lowest of the lows
05:09rank z and you know zenith league only takes rank a's and above i can't be seen with you like
05:15this
05:21they're asking me commander z of the entire league to try out for my own team
05:27you don't understand would king kong go to school just to prove he can squash a tiny little bug
05:32i thought so look closely i only score so low so that you ivy don't have to feel so bad
05:40about coming
05:41in last place i didn't ask you to do those things quit trying to guilt trip me i bet even
05:47if your parents
05:47were alive they'd ditch you for a more gifted son too
06:02i'd kill you just for fun but why waste time my maggot like you i won't let you get away
06:08with it
06:13that was the day i unlocked my powers and that was when i promised to never let another child go
06:19through the same hell i did my parents died protecting this world don't sell their memories
06:26or what and too bad you didn't inherit your parents super genes otherwise you wouldn't be such a loser
06:32whatever xenon you can stay at the bottom because i've upgraded for someone better someone who can
06:38actually take me to high places hey what's up nerd
06:54you cheated on me ivy
06:57brad has super strength in his rank a zenith league just accepted him he's my real hero oh my god
07:04his
07:04superhero name is the boulder how cool is that and you're just a powerless weakling born to be a loser
07:10oh baby i'm so sore from benching 500 today oh i'll massage them for you looks like i gained another
07:16power invisibility ivy doesn't have to give a damn about you because guess what zenith league is
07:22starting an all-girl special team and ivy is going to be on it that's right it's led by the
07:27drop dead
07:28gorgeous cat girl kimi and i'm the newest member oh i'm so excited why aren't you applauding you should
07:35be happy i'm making you famous for being my ex-boyfriend that's because i was the one who got you
07:41man
07:48that xeno guy was right about birdman's weakness i could have died if it weren't for his intel
07:54whoever he is i must find him
07:59you got me into zenith league oh it's almost cute his vocab is so limited he doesn't even know
08:06the meaning of zenith league i'm commander z the creator and literal definition of zenith league
08:12yeah even i know zenith means top of the top what are those glasses for anyways keep your mediocrity
08:19away from me don't be an idiot xeno you don't even have powers i only got into zenith league all
08:26thanks to brad his dad is the headhunter i see how it is your lame excuses aren't doing a very
08:32good job
08:32covering up your greed and to think i was going to take you to the top with me not anymore
08:35i know
08:36you're sensitive and i broke your fragile little heart but let's face it there's no future with you
08:41that's because you're too busy plummeting to the ground too bad this glorified piece of rock isn't going
08:46to save you from the oncoming regret when you realize that your upgrade is a downgrade i'll show
08:53you who's a downgrade i made a promise to my parents that i was only going to use my powers
09:13for good
09:13not petty fights
09:21nobody's ever deflected my punch before much less catch it how did he oh he's so big and strong
09:28they don't call brad the boulder for nothing you fools are made for each other zeno even being
09:34invisible would do you more good than having no powers i'm sorry for you you can save the pity for
09:40yourself you know what this guy's ruined the whole party i've got a bigger bachelor pod let's head over
09:44there here's a lesson before i leave you in the dust zeno love is for fairy tales even i know
09:50that
09:52a loser so that's what my first girlfriend thinks of me huh well jokes on her
10:15that's thanks for helping me take down the enemy oh you mean the pigeon guys thought you said you had
10:22him in the bag miss rank s i didn't a good cat admits when she's met her better half guess
10:29you're
10:29not just some nerd you'd be an asset to zenerith league how about you become our battle tactician
10:35is that an invite to my own superhero league it is tomorrow's the first day training for new recruits
10:44your ex-girlfriend will be there too i can tell everyone you're my boyfriend
10:48help you get back at her i went from tactician to boyfriend in less than five seconds
10:52that's a little fast i have to think about it i live life on the edge bottoms up boo
10:58this is a good chance to see what my team is actually like i'll stay undercover for this
11:06first training day is like frat rush you'll have to go through a gauntlet of opponents
11:10but i bet you'll have plenty of pointers for our heroes if they're actually any good then they won't
11:14need my help oh you'll be surprised you go in there first i'm going to change i'll be back in
11:19a moment
11:19to introduce you
11:27first training day i'm ready to shoot up some new recruits
11:32again you nearly killed everyone in our last batch and a bunch of villagers too maybe save some fun for
11:37me this time huh what the hell i created zenith league so the world's best superheroes can fight crime
11:43and evil together not torment civilians oh my gosh even upgraded my weapon for me personally delivered
11:55by cat girl kiwi sidekick too and it's all thanks to you for recommending me brad
12:06butts up towel boy
12:10wait what good dodge kid maybe one day you can be like us now go wash my dirty laundry they
12:19think i'm just
12:19a towel boy this ought to be fun brad i want a rematch for that arm wrestling the other day
12:25oh yeah
12:26you want to get whooped again
12:30this what you superheroes do all day getting off on measuring guns and stroking your eagles
12:38xeno what the hell are you doing here this is only for zenith league superheroes and recruits
12:43your technique's all wrong you gotta engage your toes oh and never underestimate pinky power
12:49who's this weak looking twig ignore him he's just a powerless loser from mercenary school came in
12:53dead last in class zero powers i can't believe it brad he's so desperate he's stalking me now
12:58that's so creepy ivy aren't you just a new recruit don't talk like you own the place
13:04or i may have to humble you you beat us dude did i hit you too hard on the head
13:10last time you
13:11fucking lost it you're like a helpless puppy on the streets begging for attention you're the one
13:18who's all bark and no bite this isn't a challenge for me because beating you guys would be like
13:22squashing ant that's it four eyes you can only read about how to fight in a textbook but i've got
13:28real
13:28combat experience so let me show you what makes me a real man or maybe i'll teach you a lesson
13:38in humility
13:42give up xenon i know you're desperate to get me back but you have no powers you're not even good
13:46enough to be the towel boy i told you i'm not interested in your petty little games come on
13:50loser you don't even want to fight back after your girl chose me what you scared of course he's scared
13:54brad everyone knows you've got super strength and you're the strongest of our class you're going to
13:58break his arm in less than a second you keep underestimating me ivy but you're going to regret it
14:02her only regret is not dumping your nerdy ass earlier now put your arm up and if you don't trigger
14:07happy we'll show you a real good time games and powers that's all they care about instead of
14:12helping those in need i really should clean house go on arm up dipshit better use that pinky power you
14:19were talking about if you want to live
14:25three two one go
14:36if you're rank a then what am i
14:42what the hell was that you look scared i thought you were the boulder
14:48not very bold are you i told you your stance was all wrong nobody has ever beat brad before
14:55this this is impossible what kind of trickery did you pull on me spill it i'd never lose
15:02i won fair and square but who's the sore loser now
15:12enough no more of this xenon i know i broke your fragile little heart when i dumped you but this
15:16is no place for your circus act yeah your loser ex-boyfriend just wants to humiliate you in front
15:22of all the heroes at zenith league do you even know what this place is xenon this is the danger
15:27room
15:28the ultimate training arena for zenith league designed by cat girl kimmy herself is the only
15:34rank-ass female fighter in the league nobody dares to mess with her well i didn't need those glasses
15:38anyways depressed this whip is the very proof that i belong here yeah your aim really has improved with
15:43that new whip zenith league upgraded it with material that can even burn through an iron wall before you
15:47couldn't even hit an elephant if it was two feet in front of you stop talking down to me i'm
15:51a
15:51somebody now and you're a nobody what are you gonna do actually whip me i'm not your boyfriend
15:55anymore or are you begging me back now that's it i'm getting rid of you once and for all
16:09he caught my whip
16:13this whip is injected with venom too how is he still okay you said you got this whip because cat
16:18girl
16:19kimmy recruited you to be on her girl power squad yes and you better watch it you can fish in
16:25this
16:25and you mess with me that's messing with cat girl kimmy you're an idiot xeno and i thought you were
16:32at
16:32least book smart all of us here are rank a heroes we can pummel you to mush if you wanted
16:36to but now
16:37you're straight up tempting death cat girl kimmy skinned her last opponent birdman alive you know that oh
16:43yes i heard she told me the whole thing you see kimiko was the one who invited me today are
16:47you
16:48kidding me cat girl kimmy is a rank s hero she would never be caught with a powerless weaker like
16:52you they say only sticks and stones can hurt me actually nothing can it's time i take back
16:59everything i ever gave you and put you in your place so are we just gonna stand around and talk
17:13or are we gonna fight
17:22what was that xeon you pay for this brad do something
17:30is this all you got all i feel is a light breeze you don't want to play with hellfire
17:38you just look like an eight drenched in kerosene get a grip
17:47hey he's getting me trigger happy let's hit him all at once
17:55i want his head
17:58charging
17:58no
17:59no
18:01no
18:02no
18:03no
18:04no
18:04no
18:05no
18:07no
18:16no
18:18no
18:23no
18:26no
18:40no
18:42no
18:42no
18:42no
18:43Anyone else want to debate his qualifications?
18:45You could have just shaken my hand.
18:48Where's the fun in that?
18:50My office. Five minutes.
18:54Do something.
18:56Oh, I'm gonna do something.
19:02Tonight, there's a data heist at the Federal Tech Vault downtown.
19:06Someone's going after Zenith League's classified files.
19:10How classified?
19:11Identity level. Real names. Home addresses.
19:15Every active hero in the League.
19:17Including mine.
19:18You'll come as tech support. Stay in comms range and call the shots from the outside.
19:23Boomerang and I go in.
19:24What do we know about the crew hitting the vault?
19:31Goes by Vortex. New.
19:33Nobody's faced him yet and walked away with their power intact.
19:36He drains supers on contact.
19:38One touch. Gone.
19:40One. Everything.
19:41One touch.
19:43So he can only drain one person at a time?
19:46Yes.
19:47Then don't let him get his hands on both of you at once.
19:51You keep him splitting his attention.
19:53He can't drain what he can't catch.
19:55See?
19:57That's why you're here.
20:01Meet me at the van in an hour.
20:03Try not to look too smart. It's distracting.
20:08I built this League to protect people.
20:10If Vortex gets those files, every hero I trained is a walking target.
20:17We're in. Server room's two floors down.
20:19Three heat signatures ahead of you.
20:21Vortex is the one hanging back.
20:22He'll let his crew engage first. He waits until you're distracted.
20:25Look at that. He strategizes.
20:39Boomerang.
20:40Left.
20:46Now.
20:50I can't feel it. My power's gone.
20:55Stay down.
20:57Catgirl. Rank S.
21:00I've been looking forward to this.
21:02Keep him reaching left, Hankimi.
21:04Don't let him back you into a corner.
21:06He's counting on that.
21:12Who's in your ear?
21:27Interesting.
21:27Nothing to drain.
21:30Or is there something you're hiding?
21:39This isn't over.
21:41Not even close.
21:46He felt something. That's a problem.
21:51Boomerang's power will return fully in 48 hours.
21:53The download was stopped.
21:55Mission's a win.
21:56A win?
21:56Boomerang got drained.
21:58Nobody's ever taken her down before.
22:00She'd be completely powerless right now if Kimi hadn't split his attention.
22:03He can only drain one target at a time.
22:05That's his limit.
22:06That's how you beat him.
22:07He also grabbed our tactist outside the van.
22:09Tried to drain him.
22:10Nothing happened.
22:11Why?
22:12Rank Z. Remember?
22:13Nothing to drain.
22:15I want a full background sweep on this guy.
22:17I want a full background sweep on this guy.
22:17School records, family history, the works.
22:20Something doesn't add up.
22:21I trust him.
22:22That's enough.
22:23You've known him for two days, Kimi.
22:25He's got no rank, no powers, and Vortex walked right up to his van like he knew exactly who
22:30he was looking for.
22:31Meeting's over.
22:36Xenon.
22:37Yeah?
22:38You noticed his drain pattern before we even got inside.
22:40I study people.
22:42It's what I do.
22:43And when his hand was on your wrist, you didn't flinch.
22:46You didn't panic.
22:48You were waiting to see what he'd do.
22:50Xeno.
22:51Is there something you want to tell me?
22:58Xenon.
23:04Xenon League.
23:05I have a simple request.
23:08Commander Z steps forward and reveals his true identity.
23:12Publicly.
23:12In the city square.
23:14You have until dawn.
23:15Or I drain every rank A hero in this city simultaneously.
23:19Every single one.
23:22Can he actually do that?
23:25We don't know what his upper limit is.
23:27Does anyone here know who Commander Z is?
23:34Commander Z has always operated independently.
23:36His identity is classified even from us.
23:39So what do we do?
23:41We can't just let Vortex drain all of us.
23:43Some of us don't have anything to worry about.
23:45Rank Z's got no power to drain, right, Xenon?
23:47Right.
23:48Lucky you.
24:05Nobody bombs every single test.
24:10Not this consistently.
24:12Not unless they're trying to.
24:22No way.
24:32Oh.
24:33Oh, that's why.
24:36Okay.
24:37Okay.
25:07He's not waiting for Dawn.
25:09Everyone.
25:09Everyone.
25:10Full gear now.
25:18Zeno, get me a plan.
25:21If I go out there as Commander Z, everything I built gets blown open.
25:28Everyone I've kept safe, my team, my cover, my life, gone.
25:34But if I don't...
25:36I can feel it.
25:37He's pulling from here.
25:40Zeno, I need a plan now.
25:44Commander Z, sir, you have to go now.
25:47If he completes the drain.
25:49I know, Alphonse.
26:04I know who Commander Z is.
26:06I know who's...
26:06I know who's...
26:17I know who's...
26:19I know who's...
26:22I know who's...
26:24I know who's...
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