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00:02come on dude come on wait sorry man coach said one more d and you're out of here
00:11it's for your own good that was you want for me i'm a baseball player not a biologist
00:15i don't know be smarter
00:20prick
00:30um you okay living my best life
00:37why
00:40you offering to cheer me up
00:44oh um
00:45oh sorry um
00:49um
00:53good luck with everything
01:19hi
01:22hey roomie
01:23roomie
01:26sorry flower this morning
01:29i am in need of a place to live and you are in need of a roommate
01:36sorry that um that flyer was meant for someone more like me someone quiet and academic and
01:44well a girl and i uh i just didn't expect zeke evans the school's sluttiest baseball player
02:00i am here to be my new roommate so
02:21what makes you think i'm a beggar
02:25it's the first of the month just give me a shot all right
02:29good butt heads kick me out no hard feelings
02:35but i promise to be a good boy for you
02:46i don't even know
02:47i don't know how the mouse went to you like ran over a dog
02:51this is like a few times
02:53there's no evidence
03:00zeke quick question um why are you throwing a rager at 2pm on a tuesday
03:07guys you need to get out more this is a hang it's not a rager
03:13all right go get set up the keg or something
03:15all right bro
03:21look i failed a bio test okay
03:23thought i'd blow off some steam
03:25okay well i need to work on my portfolio which my mentor just called
03:29generic and i'm inspiring so could you please just
03:33what are you
03:36you know what's inspiring
03:39dancing right
03:40right come on
03:44come on loosen up you know what i mean
03:46it'll help your art i promise
03:50there you go
03:52there she is
03:53shut up
03:57zeke
04:00hands off your roommate
04:02go herd your animals
04:03okay mom
04:05i'm tessa hi
04:08please forgive my man horrible brother and thank you for housing him he is a mess
04:13i've noticed he just needs a friend
04:16oh he's got our fangirls and frat boys so
04:19to new friends
04:29he's got our fangirls and frat boys so what do you say babe i'll pet you catch
04:49oh um sorry i don't really i don't really play i'm just a fan
05:07not your type
05:08not your type what fabian who's flirting with you right flirting with me that's that's a good one
05:17yeah flirting
05:18yeah flirting
05:19are you seriously that inexperienced
05:24no
05:27fine if you must know
05:31i've never even been kissed before so
05:34you've never been kissed
05:37i was always the the weird art girl
05:43i'd basically need like remedial sex ed
05:50what about a what about a sex tutor
05:54huh yeah yeah very funny and and where do you suppose i found one of those it's not
05:59something that you can put up a flyer for
06:06you
06:08you're you're funny
06:10it's a joke
06:12right
06:13well not to brag but this is kind of my area of expertise right
06:16you know sluttiest baseball player on campus
06:22stop you're you're being mean and you're you're making fun of me
06:27no i'm not no
06:30i don't i don't understand why you'd help me then so
06:35well a girl like you clearly makes good grades
06:40i could use a tutor myself
06:43coach said if i fail one more class i'm off the team and that means no more scouts
06:46that means no yankees
06:50you're like the yankees
06:51focus
06:55you tutor me biology i'll tutor you in sex what do you say
07:00so
07:02we'd like
07:04date
07:05no
07:07no strictly educational
07:09no feelings
07:11i'm for fun not forever and that's not exactly boyfriend material
07:15right
07:15right
07:17okay
07:19let me guess
07:21you want a sweetheart huh
07:24some good romantic guy who's gonna bring you flowers and write you poetry
07:30what's wrong with that
07:32nothing
07:34there's nothing wrong with it you deserve it
07:39you deserve everything you want
07:40you deserve everything you want
07:44that's not me
07:48what do you say
07:50you helped me reach my final and i'll help you find the one
07:56deal
07:56no
07:59how about
08:01will you seal the deal with
08:04your first kiss
08:06yeah
08:17chuck chuck chuck chuck chuck chuck
08:24i'll save it for when you're alone
08:28let's go have some fun yeah
08:37first guy to bag the new chick wins the cash
08:40dude that's nasty
08:44Zeke you want in?
08:45what the hell dude
08:47she's a person not a bet
08:49chill bro
08:50alright we're gonna be doing this girl a favor
08:52can you please not mess shit up with my roommate?
08:54she's a big girl
08:55she can handle herself
08:59she's off limits
09:00you hear me
09:02or what
09:03or i'll kick your ass
09:05yeah okay
09:06beat it
09:07i got business to take care of
09:10but you're lucky this is her house
09:13look
09:14ignore him
09:15alright?
09:15the first one to slide home wins 500 bucks cash
09:18i think that's enough studying for today
09:32so you're gonna be a yankee huh?
09:35mm-hmm
09:37well
09:38i should warn you that this
09:41is a dodger home
09:42mm
09:43dodger home
09:46not anymore
09:49you're not even recruited yet
09:50no
09:51it's coming
09:54you're looking at the best picture in the whole western conference
09:57yeah
09:58that's if you don't flunk out
10:00oh
10:01funny
10:04well i did just get this badass new tutor
10:12so
10:14now that we're
10:16alone
10:21do you wanna know how it feels to be kissed?
10:43i don't know how
10:47how
10:48how do i
10:49lesson one
10:51trust yourself
10:54breathe
10:56just
10:58follow what feels good
11:04and don't hold back
11:06beautiful
11:11um
11:13i'm sorry you uh
11:17you don't have to do this
11:20what?
11:24pretend you want me
11:27i'm not pretending
11:29are you sure?
11:32what makes you think otherwise?
11:38because
11:41in the immortal words of my eighth grade bully
11:46i
11:46i
11:47am a fat loser with
11:49frizzy hair and thunder thighs
11:50so
12:01come with me
12:03i wanna show you something
12:20uh-uh
12:22eye contact is how guys know you're into them
12:27i don't like being stared at
12:29they're admiring
12:30they're admiring
12:32look at yourself
12:37what are you doing?
12:40putting your eighth grade bully in her place
12:44why am i staring at myself? this is embarrassing
12:47embarrassing
12:51call it a confidence drill
12:55can i continue?
12:58you
12:58yeah
12:58yeah
13:17sorry um i i'm not used to this so i-
13:22you don't have to apologize
13:25you don't have to apologize
13:25i just want you
13:26to
13:28see yourself as you are
13:32beautiful
13:39lesson three
13:41ask for what you want
13:45can
13:47can
13:47we
13:52will you kiss me?
13:55hmm
14:13what?
14:14was that-
14:15was that bad?
14:16did i-
14:16did i do it wrong?
14:18no-
14:19no you-
14:22you're natural
14:27really?
14:28yeah i don't wanna get to your head
14:31well
14:33i think that we should
14:35go to bed
14:38already
14:39oh
14:40no
14:41oh my god
14:41not-
14:42you and i
14:43not together
14:44separately
14:45in-
14:46in our separate beds
14:47cause not together
14:48that-
14:48that would be crazy
14:51you can if you want
14:54you set the pace
14:55butterfly
15:08in-
15:14in-
15:14in-
15:17in-
15:18in-
15:18in-
15:19in-
15:25in-
15:26study time
15:28i was studying
15:30i was working on my fastball
15:32yeah and you need to be working on your organismal biology comprehension which you
15:36clearly know nothing about which is alarmingly concerning
15:40so
15:43i feel unmotivated
15:47come on teach
15:48i made my lessons fun
15:55okay
15:57fine
16:00for every answer
16:01for every answer
16:01that you get wrong
16:03you strip
16:05but for every answer that you get right
16:08i'll strip
16:12jeez
16:12emilia
16:13strip tutoring
16:16i didn't think you had it in you
16:17yeah yeah yeah yeah
16:19you in or what
16:24bring it on
16:24okay
16:27first question
16:29what's the role of the sodium potassium pump?
16:34it's
16:36when
16:37you eat
16:38sugar
16:42you're joking right?
16:46the sodium potassium pump moves ions against their concentration gradient
16:50i can't
16:52so
16:55strip
17:16guess i should've worn a shirt
17:24next question
17:25um
17:27next question
17:27what's the key to maintaining
17:28blood glucose levels?
17:31hmm
17:34your turn to strip
17:37we'll see
17:46insulin
17:47upper
17:50below
17:51is there
17:53no
17:54does he know that's cheating
18:00you mean
18:08you're right
18:08guys doing? We are just studying. Studying. Yeah. Okay. Love that. But did Zeke not tell you about
18:17the plan? I've got a game today. Tessa's here to help you get ready and bring you to the after
18:24party. Another party? Zeke, you have to study. I think it's time to practice what I taught you.
18:37Okay. We need to talk. My brother tells me that you don't know that you're an absolute babe.
18:47Oh, um, I mean, I know I'm not conventionally attractive, so. Conventional attractiveness
18:54is a myth. Anywho, I went shopping. It's like my love language or something, but I picked you
19:00out some outfits. You want to play dress up? Honestly? Yeah. Me too. Okay, let's go.
19:17Thank you for doing this. Seriously, I owe you one. It's the least I can do. For what?
19:27For helping Zeke. You literally saved his life because I was going to kill him if he flunked
19:33out. I hope I can help him. Oh, you can. He's not dumb. He just has this thing in his
19:40head
19:40that baseball and partying and getting with every girl in a five-mile radius is all he's
19:44good for. But I think he'll listen to you. He likes you. He told me so.
19:58No, no, no, no, no. No smiling. Okay. I'm going to line your lips. Focus.
20:10Let's go. Dude, when you struck out that last batter, I swear. Scout's job is on the ground.
20:18I was actually planning on throwing it.
20:27What's that? Amelia?
20:32Oh, I'm waiting. You're left with nothing. You're nose bleeding. At least there's something
20:43to me. That horror will go further.
20:47Hey. Damn, Fabian works fast. Amanda. This is the girl I wanted to see. Listen, I want
20:55to show you something. It's just right over here.
20:57It's Amelia.
20:57I told you to leave her alone. We're just having a conversation, bro. Relax. Back off
21:05or he'll be watching the next game from the bench.
21:11Sorry, pal. She's coming all the way home with me tonight.
21:15What the hell? Psycho, I'm your teammate. You're a piece of trash.
21:23What the hell was that? I thought you wanted me to practice flirting.
21:27Not with him. He's trying...
21:32He's trying to take you to the upstairs tree.
21:35The what?
21:37Look, Fabian is not good enough for you. Just ignore him.
21:43Okay. Wait. What's the upstairs tree? It's a tree where we take girls and after we kiss
21:50them under it, they always ask to go upstairs with us. That's the move?
21:54Yeah. Kissing a girl under a tree?
21:58The upstairs tree. Ah, right. When does that work?
22:03I don't know. It just does. I don't understand how a tree could do that.
22:07What? I will show you.
22:15Part of lesson four, allow yourself to be swept off your feet.
22:28That's it.
22:38Okay. So the story goes, he found her planted this tree for his wife and the seed shipped
22:42all the way from North Carolina. Dug the hole himself, watered it every day.
22:48Usually, the girl says something like, well, it seems like a lot of work.
22:52Wow, it seems like a lot of work.
22:54There you go.
22:55And we would say, oh, the guy would do anything for a pretty girl.
22:58Right, but usually you'd mean it, right?
23:02I mean it right now, pretty girl.
23:05Then we would lead them behind the tree.
23:13And then...
23:15What?
23:17Do this.
23:30So upstairs.
23:34Ow.
23:47so what's it like living in a frat
23:54fun baseball parties girls
24:02hmm what about class yeah i'm not really good at much else besides rounding home plate
24:07no you make a mean lasagna right sure i do hmm you ask nice and i'll let you taste it
24:15it's always about the sex with you isn't it well it's what people expect from me so
24:22maybe you should try exceeding their expectations
24:26gotta be honest i think this is the most i've ever talked in an upstairs trip
24:33what does a normal upstairs trip look like
24:38this
24:55seek stop teasing lesson five patience is a virtue
25:02you build up is half the fun
25:03all right guy's gonna take his time
25:18savor every inch what about listen three
25:23me asking for what i want
25:33all right butterfly what do you want
25:39i want you to touch me for academic purposes obviously
25:49well then in the spirit of education
26:06what else
26:09i want you to kiss me
26:11please
26:12so
26:13A glimmer and punch
26:15A shiny glitter
26:18With a golden gun
26:25Space Ace Girl Machine
26:28Space Ace Girl Machine
26:32Space Ace Girl Machine
26:47I'm reminiscing already?
26:50Shut up
26:52I gotta go find Tessa
26:53But I'll be right back
27:06Wow, that's beautiful
27:09Hey, um
27:11Emilio, right?
27:15I'm Sam
27:16Second baseman
27:18Backup pitcher
27:19Fellow artist
27:22You paint too?
27:23No, I'm an actor
27:25Aspiring anyway
27:27What kind of stuff do you make?
27:29Oh, just representational art
27:31With a focus on color theory
27:33That's wow, yeah
27:35You have no idea what I just said
27:36No, not at all
27:39But maybe I could
27:40I could take you out
27:41And hear you tell me all about
27:45That
27:47Can I have your number?
27:51What are you doing?
27:54Well, I'm asking Emilio out
27:57You know, I thought we could
27:58We could talk art
27:59Since when do you care about art?
28:02Come on, man
28:03You know I act
28:05So what do you say?
28:08I'd love to
28:09Wow
28:11She'd love to
28:14I'm looking forward to it
28:20Oh, Emilio has a date
28:22Emilio has a date
28:23Cut it out, Tessa
28:26It's just to hang out
28:28I'm gonna go get some more water
28:35Okay, Spell
28:37What's going on between you two?
28:40Nothing
28:40I don't know what you're talking about
28:42Yeah, right
28:43I've literally never seen you this jealous
28:45I'm not jealous
28:46I'm just protecting her
28:48Because you have a huge crush on her
28:50No, I don't
28:53We're friends
28:53She doesn't see me like that
28:55Okay
28:57Amelia
28:58So, what do you think of Zeke?
29:00Be honest
29:01I think he's charming
29:03That's for sure
29:04Charming, huh?
29:06You're about really hot
29:07Uh, zip it
29:08I asked her, not you
29:12I think he's kind and generous
29:15And super motivated
29:17But
29:18I think he sells himself short
29:22I think he's more than just a slutty baseball player
29:27Damn, bro
29:28She sees you
29:29She's a real one
29:30Alright, what about you, Zeke?
29:32What do you think of Amelia?
29:36She's, uh
29:40She's great
29:40Great roommate
29:41Total chiller
29:44Right
29:46Thanks a lot, Remy
30:06Hey
30:08So, uh
30:10When's that test again?
30:11Vinyls are almost over
30:14Yeah, I, uh
30:17I took it yesterday
30:20Zeke, why didn't you tell me?
30:23Well, I wanted to wait
30:25So I could show you
30:27My first day
30:30Oh, my God
30:33You did it
30:37Well, I couldn't have done it
30:39Without you, Teach
30:50I'm gonna live
30:59Sorry
31:09Bye
31:10So, you're
31:11Going out with Sam then
31:15Yeah, um
31:19I guess it all worked out
31:24You got the A
31:27I got the guy
31:29You don't even know him
31:30I'm doing what you told me to
31:33Trusting myself
31:34And letting myself get swept off my feet
31:37Yeah, but
31:38But what?
31:40I'm not understanding the problem
31:41It's no problem
31:44What's the point of you tutoring me
31:45If you won't let me date anybody?
31:49Are you
31:51Are you jealous?
31:54Zeke
31:55No
32:01Right, cause
32:03Cause you're the one that said
32:05No feelings
32:07Yep
32:10Then I guess our
32:11Our lessons are over
32:14Yeah, cool
32:16I better go get ready for my date then
32:18Wish me luck
32:21Good luck
32:43Well, I figure as the frat's sweetheart
32:46It's my job to make sure my boys get a sweet treat
32:50Before the big game tomorrow
32:51That's like my sweet treat upstairs
33:00Missed you, babe
33:02Damn, dude
33:03You know, you really are a psychopath
33:07Sorry, bro
33:11I'm going to go
33:12Zeke
33:15Excuse you?
33:18How happened to the museum?
33:21We're meeting here
33:22We were about to head out
33:24I didn't know
33:27Right
33:30I'm going to go wait outside
33:35You're seriously
33:35You're seriously pining over those kinkles?
33:37Definitely not pining over your hateful ass
33:39Don't talk about her like that
33:40I'm going to get you
33:42I'm going to go wait outside
33:43I'm going to go wait outside
33:54It's hard to get around the third
33:57Over the second in time
33:58First to the death
33:59I am dying to go wait outside
34:05I am dying to go wait outside
34:05I am dying to go wait outside
34:10I, uh, I thought you'd be with that girl.
34:20How was your date with Sam?
34:25It was good.
34:28Cool.
34:31I'm happy for you.
35:04I'm happy for you.
35:07I can't talk, but he just can't get it in the hole, dude.
35:11Speaking of, thanks for striking out with Jenna and sending her back my way.
35:14Shut up.
35:15You're roomy, though.
35:17That is a tough nut to crack.
35:18She wouldn't even let Sam kiss her.
35:20What are you talking about?
35:21Hey, don't count me out.
35:23You know it's not over till the fat lady's name.
35:26Oh!
35:28Oh, for sure.
35:29For sure.
35:30Was this about the bet?
35:31I thought you liked her.
35:33No.
35:34I like winning.
35:36Plus, it's like the best acting exercise ever.
35:38Like, my...
35:39Oh, wait!
35:40You're done.
35:41You hear me?
35:42Leave her alone.
35:43Don't text her.
35:43Don't call her.
35:44Don't even look at her.
35:45Yo, what the hell, dude?
35:47Since when you so whipped?
35:49Yeah.
35:54You're bugging out, Z.
35:56What the hell?
35:57He needs to cool off or something.
35:59You're just mad, I guess.
35:59Oh, I don't know.
36:00Oh!
36:09See, what are you doing?
36:11Don't talk to Sam again.
36:13I'm not doing this with you.
36:15We talked about this.
36:16I lied.
36:17What?
36:19I was jealous.
36:21The thought of him making you smile
36:23and touching you, kissing you,
36:28it drove me crazy.
36:31He's not your man, Butterfly.
36:36I am.
36:42I know I said I don't do feelings,
36:45that I'm not boyfriend material,
36:46but you changed everything for me.
36:50I want to be the man you see
36:51when you look at me.
36:54Amelia.
36:55You want to be my girlfriend.
37:02Yeah.
37:03Of course I will.
37:20God, you're such a good kisser.
37:22Hi.
37:23I'm a good teacher.
37:25Speaking of,
37:27I think I have a few more lessons for you.
37:30Oh.
37:39What do you want, Butterfly?
37:43I want you to be my first.
37:46Are you sure?
37:48Watch me encounter
37:49I want you encounter
37:51Watch me encounter
37:53Watch me encounter
37:54Watch me encounter
37:54Watch me encounter
38:18But no meaning, that don't make sense
38:20But I'll just say, okay
38:21Try to make it go upright
38:23Break it down on top of my face
38:24Walk to the bottom, I'm late
38:25Baby, can't you see me?
38:26I love to crash back
38:28How you used to talk to me
38:30Flashbang how I used to combat you
38:33It's not back, baby
38:34Can we count to three?
38:37Can't live with or without you
38:39Watch me and count it out
38:40Watch me and count it out
38:42Watch me and count it out
38:44Watch me and count it out
38:45Watch me and count it out
38:50Yeah
38:52That looks really good on you
38:54Hmm?
38:55Mm-hmm
38:58Fortunately, I do have a game today
39:00So I'm gonna need that back
39:02Oh yeah?
39:03Yeah
39:05Preferably sooner rather than later
39:07Actually
39:07So
39:10We'll just take it off right now, right?
39:15Make me
39:22It's probably just Tessa
39:23Ignore it
39:27Oh!
39:30Damn, dude
39:31I guess we owe you 500 bucks, huh?
39:34You sneaky bastard
39:35Baby, get the hell out of here
39:37Zeke?
39:39What is he talking about?
39:41Oh, you see
39:42We made a bet, sweetheart
39:44On who could fuck you first
39:45Okay, that's enough
39:48Hey, feel free to come collect your cash anytime
39:51Oh, and uh, you forgot this
39:54Toodaloo, have a nice life
40:01Amelia, look, I can explain
40:02Okay
40:03You slept with me to win a bet?
40:04No
40:05No
40:05No, I had nothing to do with it
40:06Sam did
40:08That's why I told you to stop seeing it
40:10And you didn't tell me?
40:13How could you do this to me?
40:14How could you lie?
40:16I was protecting you
40:19What great job
40:21Amelia, please
40:23Don't touch me
40:45It's Tessa
40:48I'm sorry for texting you
40:50You absolutely should have texted me
40:53No, no, he's
40:55He's your brother
40:56I just
40:57I didn't know who else to talk to
40:59You can always talk to me
41:02I used to be able to talk to him
41:04And now
41:06I can't even look at him
41:09You want me to kill him?
41:10I will kill him
41:12Tempting
41:13Tempting
41:14No, honestly
41:17This is probably for the best
41:20I never could have dated a Yankee anyway
41:24You love him
41:26Don't you?
41:28I don't know
41:29All I know
41:31Is that I've never felt this way about anybody
41:33It's like he's pulling me like gravity
41:40But he doesn't feel the same way
41:42Of course he does
41:44My brother is an idiot
41:46When it comes to emotional stuff
41:48But I know he cares about you
41:50I've never seen him look at anyone
41:52The way he looks at you
41:53If you really cared about me
41:55He never would have lied
41:59God, I feel so stupid
42:02Let me talk to him
42:03I'll set him straight
42:04I swear
42:05No, no
42:06It's fine
42:08Pretty soon
42:10He'll be off in New York
42:11And we'll be in LA
42:15And we'll never have to see each other again
42:31We need to talk
42:34I don't feel like it
42:36The fact that you're out here throwing a ball around
42:38Instead of begging for Amelia's forgiveness
42:40I know Mom raised you better
42:42She told me to leave her alone
42:44Do you care about her?
42:45Of course I do
42:47That's not the point
42:49The point is I'm not good enough for her
42:51I hurt her, Tessa
42:52It's just who I am
42:54I'm not a relationship guy
42:56You know this
42:57Okay, enough
42:58You know how to be a relationship guy?
43:01You commit to being in a relationship
43:02I mean, it's literally that easy
43:05You're more than a fuckboy
43:06You hear me?
43:08So it's time to grow up
43:09And go get your girl
43:13She deserves better than me
43:14So be better
43:24Hey
43:25Can I talk to you?
43:28If you want
43:42Is Dodger blue and white
43:43Or Yankee blue and white?
43:45Dodger
43:46This is a Dodger's home
43:52I'm sorry
43:55Yeah, I should have told you about the best sooner
44:00You should have
44:04I thought I was protecting you
44:07I was doing the right thing
44:10But the right thing isn't lying to you
44:15So I'm going to be completely honest
44:16From here on out
44:22I don't want to be just fun
44:24Butterfly
44:26When it comes to you
44:27I want to be forever
44:31I want to keep showing you how beautiful you really are
44:35I want to be that gushy romantic guy
44:38That brings you flowers and writes you poetry
44:41I want to be everything you want
44:46Everything you deserve
44:50So tell me
44:53What do you want?
44:58I want
45:02I want to trust myself
45:07And I
45:08I want to follow what feels good
45:14And I don't want to hold back
45:19I want you, Zeke
45:24You too?
45:26Of course I do
45:34Thank God
45:36Because I already asked Coach to set up a call
45:38With the Dodgers recruiter
45:40He did what?
45:43I told you
45:44This is the Dodger home
45:46I'm going to try to get signed by them
45:47Instead of the Yankees
45:48So when you move to LA
45:51We'll be there together
45:54And what if I said no?
45:59I'd have to pivot to plan B
46:02Lasagna
46:17I'm going to try to get signed by them
46:20I'm going to try to get signed by them
46:20I'm going to try to get signed by them
46:20I'm going to try to get signed by them
46:20I'm going to try to get signed by them
46:22You
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