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00:00:02you sure about this i don't know if i'm ready relax little brother would never let anything
00:00:08happen to you it's showtime shit shit
00:00:23ladies and gentlemen are you ready for your true self to be revealed
00:00:28by the master of magic oh my god it's him it's the master of magic the greatest magician of all
00:00:37time
00:00:38you young lady let's see your true self now i'm gonna need a little help by my lovely assistant eric
00:00:55and now my next volunteer i don't care i said shorten what the hell
00:01:08how are they doing that and now for my final volunteer
00:01:16the most evil man in vegas sure about this he's dangerous but i'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:25ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for mr barry carnegie
00:01:31and who the hell are you get these out of my way now barry here is a
00:01:36billionaire casino owner who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:46are you ready to show them who you truly are you insult me in public you know who i am
00:01:53i could make you disappear okay well we won't test barry
00:02:00so we're gonna test this hotel instead
00:02:06what do you think you're doing we're gonna make barry's casino disappear
00:02:21now i already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults the police are already on their way
00:02:26to
00:02:26arrest you you know kill him
00:02:33and now for my final trick
00:02:58what are you looking at me for get him
00:03:07uh
00:03:14uh
00:03:16Fuck.
00:03:31Fuck.
00:03:34Fuck.
00:03:35Fuck.
00:03:37Arrgh!
00:03:38Arrgh!
00:03:54Eric! No!
00:03:57Relax, little brother.
00:03:59But never let anything happen to you.
00:04:02Eric!
00:04:03This is all my fault.
00:04:04God!
00:04:06I need you to do something for me.
00:04:08What?
00:04:09I need you to find me.
00:04:11Girl, we grew up with the orphanage?
00:04:13She's working in magic.
00:04:17Help her.
00:04:20Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:23You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:25Just hang in there.
00:04:27You're gonna be okay.
00:04:32Eric.
00:04:34Eric.
00:04:43My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:46If I can't protect my family...
00:04:50I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:53I'll find Bri.
00:04:55And help her.
00:04:58But not as the master of magic.
00:05:12Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:20Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:22Show opens this weekend.
00:05:24I've got to be prepared.
00:05:25I've got to be prepared.
00:05:26I put every cent I own into this show, but...
00:05:29If it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage I grew up in.
00:05:33Before it's destroyed.
00:05:36All right.
00:05:36All right.
00:05:37Well, see ya.
00:05:42A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri, and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:49All right, darling.
00:05:50You know the deal.
00:05:50There it is.
00:05:51There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:52Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:05:53Pick the queen.
00:05:54Follow the dream.
00:05:55There it is, sweetheart.
00:05:56What do you say?
00:05:57Hmm?
00:05:57This one.
00:05:58This one.
00:05:59That's the queen of hearts, for sure.
00:06:00Yeah, I'm feeling good about it, too.
00:06:01But hey, what do I know?
00:06:02Look at that.
00:06:04Oh.
00:06:05You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll.
00:06:08But, you know, we still gotta come with the payment.
00:06:10What do you say, huh?
00:06:14Um...
00:06:15I'm sorry.
00:06:16I was sure that I had cash on it.
00:06:22Looks like trouble.
00:06:24Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:25You wanna play, you don't wanna pay, right?
00:06:26I'll tell you what.
00:06:30I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:33Hey, give it back.
00:06:34Hey.
00:06:35That's important to me.
00:06:36Oh, is it?
00:06:37Really, yeah?
00:06:38Is it important enough to play again?
00:06:39Hmm?
00:06:40Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:43What do you say, huh?
00:06:44Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:45Let's go.
00:06:46Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:48You're disgusting.
00:06:48I'm not doing that.
00:06:50You're not doing that.
00:06:50You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:06:55What do you say, baby?
00:06:57Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:00Take her.
00:07:04Ah, shit!
00:07:09Why don't you let me try?
00:07:12Here's the deal.
00:07:14I win.
00:07:15She gets her bracelet back.
00:07:17You win.
00:07:19You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:24It's priceless.
00:07:25Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:27These guys are dangerous.
00:07:29I got this.
00:07:32This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:35You got it, hotshot?
00:07:37Let's play.
00:07:38You know the deal.
00:07:40Follow the queen.
00:07:41You get the win.
00:07:42You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:44Well, your girlfriend knows what to do, then.
00:07:49You pick.
00:07:51You pick?
00:07:52Who's this guy?
00:07:53What a loser.
00:07:54You should've kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:07:58You really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:00Absolutely.
00:08:02You got it.
00:08:20Damn, he got it.
00:08:21That's impossible.
00:08:24What the?
00:08:28Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:08:30I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:31This bracelet?
00:08:32It's mine.
00:08:34Well then.
00:08:36Why is it in my hand?
00:08:40You dirty thief.
00:08:48Why are you looking for this?
00:08:51Why didn't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:08:55Hey man, it's all good.
00:08:57I was just messing around.
00:09:06Three card Monty
00:09:07It's always a scam
00:09:09I know, I know
00:09:10I just
00:09:12I thought I could crack it
00:09:13But I was screwed
00:09:16So you came along
00:09:20This bracelet
00:09:23Why so important to you
00:09:25It was my childhood best friends
00:09:28We grew up in an orphanage together
00:09:30And, well, he
00:09:32He died
00:09:34That's all I have left of him
00:09:40Have a good night, Green
00:09:42Hey, wait
00:09:43You just saved me
00:09:45You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:50Nice for dinner
00:09:52That was amazing
00:09:54Uh
00:09:55Uh, I should probably get going
00:09:58Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:01Uh, I guess I must have picked it up backstage
00:10:05Bullshit
00:10:06You have training
00:10:07You know, maybe just a little, uh
00:10:11Just a light of hand
00:10:15What?
00:10:15You're great
00:10:19You know
00:10:22Your hand saved me today
00:10:25You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me
00:10:29They, uh
00:10:32Say you're welcome
00:10:53Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:11:15I'm not
00:11:16Who do you think I am?
00:11:21Then who are you?
00:11:24I'm the bastard whose cockiness killed Eric
00:11:27I think
00:11:29I think it's better if I left
00:11:53Hey!
00:11:54Come on, boy!
00:11:57What did I tell you?
00:11:58I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff
00:12:00Well, I'm the prop assistant
00:12:02Just doing my job
00:12:03No, your job
00:12:04Is to clean up
00:12:06Dove shit
00:12:07See this stuff?
00:12:08This stuff
00:12:09Is to not be touched
00:12:10By anyone less
00:12:11Than a three-star magician
00:12:13Correct me if I'm wrong
00:12:22But you're not a three-star magician
00:12:25Are you?
00:12:26No
00:12:27Not
00:12:29Not since I was 12
00:12:30After becoming the world's first seven-star magician
00:12:33The society of magicians gave up trying to rank me
00:12:36Damn right you're not
00:12:43You're lucky to be even our little prop boy
00:12:45And to be in the same room as us
00:12:47Real
00:12:48Nutricians
00:12:52Okay
00:12:55What did you do to my deck?
00:12:58Nothing
00:12:59I was just putting them away
00:13:01Listen fool
00:13:02This is my gold zephyr deck
00:13:04The master of magic himself
00:13:06Use this type of deck
00:13:08Actually I prefer the platen deck
00:13:10Well if they're so priceless
00:13:11Maybe you should put them away properly
00:13:13Instead of throwing them on the table
00:13:14Like they're just some two-dollar deck
00:13:15From the gas station
00:13:16Oh you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:13:20You're fired!
00:13:23If I lose this job
00:13:24I won't be able to watch over Bree
00:13:27I need you to find Bree
00:13:29Halper
00:13:31Yeah look
00:13:31I'm sorry
00:13:32No
00:13:32It's too late for that now
00:13:33Because here comes Mr. Kensington
00:13:44Hello Mr. Kensington
00:13:46You're looking better sir
00:13:47I'll be good to go
00:13:48For the opening of the show
00:13:51But
00:13:52Let this be a reminder
00:13:54What we do
00:13:55Is dangerous
00:13:56Sir that is exactly
00:13:58What I wanted to tell you about
00:13:59I've had to fire the prop boy over here
00:14:02What? Why?
00:14:03He's careless and cocky
00:14:04He's a liability
00:14:05No matter how hot you think he is
00:14:08I never said that
00:14:09Mr. Kensington
00:14:11Daniel's been nothing but a professional
00:14:13Since he's worked here
00:14:14Sir, sir
00:14:14He nearly destroyed my gold zephyr deck
00:14:17Daniel
00:14:19Is this true?
00:14:20Of course not
00:14:21Sir
00:14:22Who are you going to believe
00:14:23A common worker
00:14:24Or a three-star magician
00:14:26Look Samuel
00:14:27I've seen his skills
00:14:29He would never damage a deck
00:14:31Show them
00:14:32Show them what you can do
00:14:39Yeah Daniel
00:14:39Let's see it
00:14:40Show us what you got
00:14:41Do you even know a single trick?
00:14:44Tell you what
00:14:44If you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit
00:14:47Without damaging it
00:14:49In 15 seconds
00:14:51You can keep your job
00:14:5315 seconds
00:14:54That's impossible
00:14:55I don't even know if the master of magic
00:14:56Could have done it that quick
00:14:57But if you can't
00:14:59I demand
00:15:01As a three-star magician
00:15:03That you fire him
00:15:06Samuel, this isn't fair
00:15:07I know
00:15:08But while I disagree with it
00:15:11Xander has the right to challenge Daniel
00:15:13But sir, he
00:15:15Bree
00:15:16It's okay
00:15:1815 seconds
00:15:21You're on
00:15:30The idiot
00:15:31He's so dumb
00:15:32That he thinks he has a chance
00:15:34Ready to do this?
00:15:37Daniel, you really
00:15:38Don't have to
00:15:39Aw, the little pop boy
00:15:40Has a treat section
00:15:42Now if I win
00:15:43You're all gonna have to start
00:15:44Treating Bree
00:15:45With more respect around here
00:15:47It's her money
00:15:48That's bankrolling
00:15:48This entire show
00:15:50Bree
00:15:50Look at that
00:15:52You got a knight
00:15:53And shining coveralls
00:15:55Fine
00:15:55Deal
00:15:56It's not like you have a chance
00:15:58In hell anyway
00:15:5815 seconds
00:16:00Here
00:16:01We
00:16:02Go
00:16:09What's he doing?
00:16:10What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself
00:16:1210 seconds
00:16:17Oh wow
00:16:18Giving up already?
00:16:20Clearly can't hack the big leagues
00:16:21You said he was good
00:16:23I thought he would at least try
00:16:25Getting security on the phone to escort you out
00:16:28In
00:16:295
00:16:304
00:16:323
00:16:332
00:16:55Absolutely
00:16:57Impossible
00:17:02How did you do that?
00:17:03There's no way
00:17:04I don't think I've ever seen anything like this
00:17:06Nobody but the Master of Magic could have done this
00:17:12No
00:17:12No, no, no
00:17:13You
00:17:13You clearly switched out the deck
00:17:15While Bree was distracting us
00:17:16I knew it
00:17:17Yeah, of course
00:17:18Just some amateur trying something stupid
00:17:20Nothing but a cheap
00:17:21Lazy trick from the hack
00:17:23Now
00:17:25We've got a show to prep
00:17:29Sophie, Eugene
00:17:29Stop gobbling at those cards
00:17:31And let's get to work
00:17:32Come on
00:17:35Samuel
00:17:35Samuel
00:17:35You believe you really did it, right?
00:17:38I don't know what to believe
00:17:42Come on
00:17:43The show opens in a few days
00:17:45We need to prep
00:17:46Oh, you don't have to worry about prepping
00:17:59This is not going to be a show
00:18:02Who is this?
00:18:04It's Richard Kim
00:18:05He produces every other magic show in town
00:18:08Samuel hates him
00:18:09Richard, get the hell out of my theater
00:18:13Your theater?
00:18:14Oh, no, no, my little friend
00:18:16This is now my theater
00:18:18What the hell are you talking about?
00:18:21I have a three-year lease with the owner
00:18:24Which, as of this morning, is me
00:18:26I bought the theater
00:18:28Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies
00:18:32Have one hour
00:18:33To get the hell out
00:18:36You can't just buy the theater
00:18:39I'm the biggest show in town
00:18:41Used to be
00:18:42You're past your prime
00:18:43My new show will triple your numbers
00:18:46The contract can't be canceled
00:18:48I'll lose everything
00:18:50If Brie loses this show
00:18:51The orphanage that I grew up in
00:18:53That saved my life as a child
00:18:55Will be destroyed
00:18:56Hey, we still have a contract
00:18:58You can't just kick us out
00:18:59Hey, hey, hey, doll face
00:19:01How about you focus on looking sexy
00:19:03While being cut in half
00:19:04And let the adults talk
00:19:06I'm this show's producer
00:19:07And if you cancel the show
00:19:09I'll sue you into oblivion
00:19:10Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater
00:19:14I'll give you a chance
00:19:15A head-to-head magical competition
00:19:18Your old man and his team wins
00:19:21You keep your contract
00:19:22My team wins
00:19:23Your contract is terminated
00:19:25And you go back to doing
00:19:26Birthday parties for eight-year-olds
00:19:30Deal
00:19:32Mr. Kensington will wipe the floor
00:19:34With whoever you put him up against
00:19:36Great
00:19:37The competition will be tonight
00:19:39Tonight?
00:19:40His cast doesn't come off for another week
00:19:42Not my problem
00:19:43Hope you have a good backup team
00:19:51Ladies and gentlemen
00:19:52Are you ready for the epic
00:19:54No-holds-barred battle
00:19:56To see who will get this theater
00:19:58And who will be thrown out into the street?
00:20:03Don't worry
00:20:04We have an ace up our sleeve
00:20:07Daniel
00:20:08You gotta be kidding
00:20:09You're not seriously considering
00:20:11Putting the prop boy out there
00:20:12His vestric is probably making a penny up here behind his ear
00:20:15It's all or nothing for us
00:20:17All right?
00:20:17Richard Kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl
00:20:20He's got world-class
00:20:21Real
00:20:22Magicians
00:20:23Yeah, no problem
00:20:24I'm good enough to take on anyone that Kin sends to us
00:20:27And now
00:20:28The challengers
00:20:29Richard Kin's latest sensation
00:20:33Matt Von Bjerg
00:20:57He's the youngest magician to have five stars
00:21:00He's one of the best in the world
00:21:06That guy
00:21:07Xavier will wipe the floor with his ass
00:21:09Yeah
00:21:09Bring him on
00:21:10Now
00:21:11For the first act
00:21:12Or
00:21:13Should I say miracle
00:21:16Before each magician
00:21:17Is a glass of water
00:21:18The magicians must turn their water into wine
00:21:21In a way that our top judges
00:21:24Can't figure out
00:21:25The magician to stump the most judges
00:21:28Wins
00:21:30Matt Van Buren won the Grand Prix for close-up magic last year
00:21:33This plays exactly to his strengths
00:21:35He's way beyond Xavier's league
00:21:38We're gonna lose
00:21:46Maybe not
00:21:47Showtime
00:21:53Xavier
00:21:57Xavier
00:21:58Not you
00:21:59What?
00:22:10You should go out this round
00:22:14What?
00:22:15He
00:22:15He's not even a magician
00:22:17He's just the guy that cleans up deaf shit
00:22:19Yeah
00:22:19Xavier's the best of all of us
00:22:21Yeah
00:22:21Look girl
00:22:21I know you have a little crush on the prop boy
00:22:24But leave this to the real magician
00:22:25Samuel
00:22:25You can't seriously be considering this
00:22:28I mean that guy
00:22:28Is gonna piss himself out there
00:22:30And the magician from the Kensington team
00:22:42Maybe he's just the prop assistant
00:22:45But I need a Hail Mary right now
00:22:48Daniel
00:22:56Oh my god
00:22:58Your prop boy
00:22:59You're really gonna put up the help against someone like Matt Van Buren
00:23:03Don't worry kid
00:23:04This'll be over real quick
00:23:06And then you can run back to the shadows where you belong
00:23:08It's a shame though
00:23:10Cause Matt's just my warm-up act
00:23:12You'll get beat so bad
00:23:14You'll never see my big showstopper
00:23:16Matt Van Buren's just the warm-up act?
00:23:18He's one of the best in the world
00:23:19They say he might even get a six star soon
00:23:22There hasn't been a new six star magician in over a decade
00:23:25No, it's obvious what Samuel's doing
00:23:27Okay, he knows he doesn't have a chance
00:23:28So he's already looking for excuses
00:23:30When he loses, he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try
00:23:34Boss, this guy is a hack
00:23:37He's gonna make a fool out of all of us
00:23:38It's a two out of three competition
00:23:41We need to judge their strength
00:23:43Oh, I get it
00:23:45You see, Samuel's sending Daniel out to get slaughtered
00:23:48And then I come in and save the day
00:23:50Worth that
00:23:51He actually thinks he's out there
00:23:52Cause he has a shot at being a real magician
00:23:57And you are
00:23:58Daniel
00:24:00Just Daniel
00:24:02Nice coveralls
00:24:03Daniel
00:24:04I give my servants the same ones
00:24:06Enjoy your moment, just Daniel
00:24:08This will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for
00:24:12I can't believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician
00:24:14He's trying to be embarrassed
00:24:16Sad
00:24:17He really thought that he could hang with the pros
00:24:19No
00:24:20You're sure about this
00:24:22Stress me
00:24:27Don't feel too bad
00:24:28You should be honored to be on the stage with me
00:24:32Gentlemen, are you ready?
00:24:34I was born ready
00:24:35What about you, buddy?
00:24:37You look a little nervous
00:24:39Maybe you should be
00:24:43Because I'm about to embarrass the living shit out of you
00:24:49God
00:24:50He's frozen with fear
00:24:51Come on, Daniel
00:24:53Was it stupid to pick him?
00:24:56Daniel
00:24:56Are you okay?
00:24:58Absolutely
00:24:59Oh my God
00:25:01What a shit show
00:25:02He's not even prepping it
00:25:04Hey, newbie
00:25:05This is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion
00:25:08I'm good
00:25:11No
00:25:13I'm good
00:25:14That's why I have a five-star magician's amulet
00:25:18And you have what?
00:25:20Coveralls
00:25:21Covered in dirt and dove shit
00:25:23Tell you what
00:25:24It's not too soon to back out
00:25:26If you do
00:25:27I'll give you the honor of having my autograph
00:25:30Are you ready?
00:25:31Or do you need more time to prepare?
00:25:33No, I don't need more time for this trick
00:25:39Then first up is Matt Von Buren
00:25:42Pay attention
00:25:43This is where you learn to respect your betters
00:26:00It's finished!
00:26:06That was seamless
00:26:09Unbelievable
00:26:10Even I don't know how he did that
00:26:12There's no way Daniel could do a trick
00:26:14That's even as fresh and as good as Matt's
00:26:18What do you think, judges?
00:26:20Did Matt Von Buren's trick fool you?
00:26:23I have no idea how that was done
00:26:25If I didn't know any better
00:26:26I'd say it's a miracle
00:26:27I'm stumped
00:26:28Well done
00:26:29You're three for three
00:26:30You have stumped our judges
00:26:36Does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick?
00:26:40Anyone?
00:26:45You have something to say, prop boy
00:26:47Man, your trick wasn't bad
00:26:48I just know exactly how you did it
00:26:58Sure you do
00:26:59Please, enlighten us
00:27:01Tell us all how I did my trick
00:27:03All in good time
00:27:05Idiot, everybody knows that he's lying
00:27:07Pathetic
00:27:08Daniel?
00:27:10You're up?
00:27:19What's he doing?
00:27:21He's making a fool out of all of us
00:27:22Hey there
00:27:23Looks like your fellow's got some stage fright
00:27:28This is what happens when you don't respect the craft
00:27:30You're making a fool out of all of us
00:27:33I think he can do it
00:27:35It doesn't matter what you think, okay?
00:27:37You're not one of us
00:27:39You're just some dumb girl
00:27:41Who had a little bit of money to burn
00:27:42If it weren't for you
00:27:43We wouldn't be in this mess
00:27:53Looks like you're having some trouble
00:27:55Here
00:27:56Why don't you let me help you?
00:27:58Ooh
00:28:00Magic
00:28:03Switch it now, prop boy
00:28:06You need to end this
00:28:08Now
00:28:08You're
00:28:12You're right
00:28:16I swore off my old life
00:28:27But I can't keep running forever
00:28:35Ladies and gentlemen
00:28:38Are you ready for something extraordinary?
00:28:42Now but first
00:28:43I'm gonna need some help
00:28:47Brie
00:28:47Could you come here?
00:28:54What is he doing?
00:28:56You gotta be kidding me
00:28:57This is just sad
00:29:08You all know magic is an illusion
00:29:11You all know magic is an illusion
00:29:24But still
00:29:26What if you couldn't trust
00:29:27What if you couldn't trust
00:29:28Your senses?
00:29:33Wouldn't your reality then
00:29:36Just be an illusion?
00:29:39Don't blink
00:29:41You'll miss it
00:29:42You'll miss it
00:29:55That's it?
00:29:58Nothing happened
00:29:59Nothing happened
00:29:59You're supposed to change the water into wine
00:30:01Hey Mr. Kensington
00:30:02I told you
00:30:03I told you
00:30:03You shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up
00:30:05To take my place
00:30:06You should have
00:30:07Respected my ranking
00:30:08No
00:30:08I think
00:30:10There's something else going on
00:30:12Now I apologize
00:30:13Ladies and gentlemen
00:30:14I can't seem to complete my transformation
00:30:17I knew it
00:30:18This theater is mine
00:30:20Without one final piece of equipment
00:30:22Which would be coming
00:30:24Right about
00:30:26Now
00:30:37What's he doing?
00:30:39He's a cake knife
00:30:41He's gonna shatter that glass all over the floor
00:30:49How?
00:30:59Unbelievable
00:31:00Amazing
00:31:05Whoa
00:31:09That goes fast
00:31:10There you go
00:31:11That's great
00:31:12Thank you
00:31:13My judges
00:31:14That young man
00:31:16That's incredible
00:31:19Cake
00:31:21The lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce
00:31:24Really good
00:31:25I can't believe I'm eating cake
00:31:27The only person I've ever seen do a trick like this was the master of magic
00:31:33Daniel?
00:31:36What?
00:31:41How is this possible?
00:31:42How is this possible?
00:31:47Now for the critical moment
00:31:49Judges
00:31:50What do you think?
00:31:51Do you know how he did it?
00:31:52I have no idea
00:31:53Not a clue
00:31:55And you, Jennifer?
00:31:57I'm completely stumped
00:32:01Well, in the case of a tie
00:32:03We turn back to the magicians themselves
00:32:06Daniel?
00:32:07You said earlier you know how Matthew did his trick
00:32:10Tell us
00:32:12Yeah
00:32:12Tell us
00:32:15He dropped in edible iron filaments
00:32:20Then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron
00:32:22Ironizing
00:32:24Turning the water red
00:32:26Giving it the earthy flavors of a wine
00:32:30That's
00:32:31Correct
00:32:35Amazing
00:32:36And Matthew
00:32:37How did Daniel do his trick?
00:32:44I
00:32:44I don't know
00:32:47And with that
00:32:48Daniel wins our first round
00:32:50Oh
00:32:55You did it all
00:32:59You have your help
00:33:03I need a knife
00:33:05Let's give him cake
00:33:08Well done young man
00:33:11The only other magician
00:33:13That could have accomplished
00:33:14That transformation
00:33:15Was the master of magic
00:33:20No
00:33:20No
00:33:21He didn't transform anything
00:33:22He didn't even teleport
00:33:24He must have cheated
00:33:26There's no way
00:33:27An untrained worker
00:33:28Has that much level of skill
00:33:29Exactly
00:33:30He probably blackmailed the judges
00:33:32Or something
00:33:35How could you let him beat you?
00:33:36You embarrassed us with your performance
00:33:38How was I supposed to know
00:33:39He was going to do that
00:33:39With the cop
00:33:40And teleport to the judges?
00:33:41He's that guy
00:33:47It doesn't matter
00:33:48Get out of my face
00:33:49It's time for the real magicians
00:33:50To get to work
00:33:52You think you've won
00:33:55You haven't won shit
00:33:58It's time to bring out my A team
00:34:06Kate Barlow
00:34:14Miss Barlow
00:34:16Thank you for joining us
00:34:18That's Kate Barlow
00:34:20She's the FISM world champion
00:34:22In parlor magic
00:34:23And an actual six star magician
00:34:25Alright
00:34:26Who's ready for the headliner?
00:34:31Second round is quick change magic
00:34:33That's Sophie's specialty
00:34:34You had your little fun in the first round
00:34:36But now
00:34:37Watch an actual prep
00:34:39A real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges
00:34:42Or cause some fake amateur distractions
00:34:44A real magician doesn't need you
00:34:47Because she
00:34:47Has hard earned skills
00:34:49Now
00:34:52Yeah
00:34:52Get him Sophie
00:34:53Always nice to see a fellow female on stage
00:34:56Too bad I'm gonna crush you
00:34:58Oh
00:34:58You think so
00:35:00Your rank is impressive
00:35:02But it doesn't scare me
00:35:03Oh
00:35:04You think I brought in Miss Barlow
00:35:06Just for her rank
00:35:08You didn't?
00:35:09I brought in Kate Barlow
00:35:11Because she was the protege
00:35:13Of the master of magic
00:35:16He taught me everything he knows
00:35:19Funny
00:35:19I don't remember training her
00:35:22You were trained by the master of magic?
00:35:25She wasn't just trained by him
00:35:27He realized that she was better than him
00:35:29That's why he disappeared
00:35:31That can't be true, right?
00:35:33Richard wouldn't dare
00:35:35Make a claim like that if it wasn't true
00:35:37So what you're saying
00:35:38Is that we have to compete against somebody
00:35:40Who's better than the master of magic?
00:35:43Oh, so what?
00:35:44I'll still destroy you
00:35:45Sophie
00:35:46Shut up
00:35:48Miss Barlow
00:35:50It is an honor to compete with a magician of your caliber
00:35:55I wish I could say the same
00:35:57But honestly, it's an insult you're even trying to compete
00:36:02So why are you here?
00:36:05To shatter my teacher's old records
00:36:08And publicly declare myself the new master of magic
00:36:16Ladies and gentlemen
00:36:18This next act is even harder than our first
00:36:21It is all about quick change magic
00:36:23Transforming outfits as many times as possible
00:36:27In 30 seconds
00:36:28The world record is 17 changes
00:36:32Held by the master of magic
00:36:39Do you think you can beat that?
00:36:41That's a change every two seconds
00:36:43There's no way you can beat that
00:36:44I could beat that in my sleep
00:36:50How?
00:36:51There's not a magic technique in the world
00:36:52That would make that trick possible
00:36:53Only the master of magic would be able to do that
00:36:56I know every one of his secrets
00:36:59Are you saying you're going to break
00:37:01The master of magic's record?
00:37:04Who here would like to see me break the record?
00:37:09Then start the music
00:37:21One, two, three
00:37:23Standard
00:37:25Oh my God, her pace
00:37:26How is she doing?
00:37:30She about to break the record?
00:37:32They're about to break the record
00:37:32Oh my God
00:37:34This is unreal
00:37:36This is history
00:37:39That is 18 changes
00:37:41Ladies and gentlemen
00:37:42We have a new world record
00:37:44And possibly a new master of magic
00:37:48I can't believe she just did that
00:37:50I've never seen anything like it
00:37:52The concentration
00:37:53The skill needed to do something like that
00:37:56She had to learn it from the master of magic
00:37:59I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't just seen it with my own eyes
00:38:02For a second there I thought she'd actually figure out my technique
00:38:05But no, she's a fraud like the rest
00:38:08Sophie, you can beat that, right?
00:38:11I can only manage nine or ten changes but not 18
00:38:18Well, are you even going to attempt to compete or do you just want to give me the theater now?
00:38:24No one can do that
00:38:26We should just give up
00:38:27Come on, Sophie
00:38:28There has to be some chance
00:38:29Okay, you don't know what you're talking about
00:38:32I can't do that
00:38:33No one can do that
00:38:35You're just a dumb girl with money who tried to get into magic
00:38:38But you don't know anything about magic
00:38:40Can't you put that guy on stage for Pete's sake
00:38:42Are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves?
00:38:45Or can I get ready for my first photo shoot
00:38:48As the new master of magic
00:38:51Come on
00:38:52One of you at least has to try
00:38:54I can't lose this contract
00:38:56I have children that are my responsibility and they will starve
00:39:00Sophie?
00:39:02Eugene?
00:39:03Xavier?
00:39:04If I had my hand
00:39:06I would try but I don't even think I would stand a chance
00:39:10Well, well
00:39:12Looks like I won
00:39:14Sir
00:39:16Are you hiring?
00:39:19Really?
00:39:19You're going to betray your boss right in front of him
00:39:22Might as well
00:39:23We can't go down with a sinking ship of losers
00:39:25Sorry, Samuel
00:39:26You should not put your faith in a stupid girl
00:39:28Who doesn't understand the first thing about magic
00:39:30It's over
00:39:31The theater is mine
00:39:35I failed them
00:39:37I failed the originate
00:39:41Might as well go with them, Daniel
00:39:44Hey, watch
00:39:44Where are you going?
00:39:48What is he doing?
00:39:51We still have a shot
00:39:53I'm going to take it
00:39:54Daniel, stop
00:39:55You can't just go out there and embarrass yourself
00:39:56I won't let you
00:39:57I agree
00:39:58If you trust me
00:40:03And with the Kensington team giving up
00:40:05The winners are
00:40:07Wait
00:40:11The Kensington team sold us to do their quick change act
00:40:15That's adorable
00:40:16Do you even know what a quick change act is, prop boy?
00:40:20I'll manage
00:40:22Really, Samuel, you're sending out the help again?
00:40:25This loser has no chance of beating Kate
00:40:27Sir, we tried to warn him, but Samuel just wouldn't
00:40:30Listen
00:40:31This worker conned him just like he conned the judges in the last round
00:40:35Hey, that's not true
00:40:36The only reason why he's here is because Brie has a little crush on him
00:40:39That's enough
00:40:39Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:40:42The producer's amateur boyfriend is trying to save the show
00:40:46That's really cute
00:40:47I said that's enough
00:40:49Daniel, are you ready?
00:40:53Your time starts
00:40:57Now
00:41:07We're waiting
00:41:10Look at all these quick changes
00:41:11He's going so fast, I can't keep track of them
00:41:17Hey, honey
00:41:18It doesn't look like magic's your thing
00:41:20But I'm always hiring boys to do my laundry
00:41:24What are you doing, boy?
00:41:26Just trust him
00:41:28He has it under control
00:41:29Are you kidding me?
00:41:30If he has it under control, I'm freaking Merlin himself
00:41:34Hey, Brie
00:41:34You might want to turn around for this one, okay?
00:41:37Your boyfriend is about to reveal himself for the fraud that he truly is
00:41:42Okay, seriously, get off the stage
00:41:43You look like a fucking ass
00:41:46Yo, buddy, you're not getting 18, bro
00:41:48Knock it off
00:41:49Daniel, what are you doing?
00:41:51Are you happy?
00:41:52You've embarrassed yourself
00:41:53And wasted my precious time
00:42:01Time
00:42:02Time
00:42:03Time is a funny thing, isn't it?
00:42:05See, we always complain that time goes by too fast
00:42:08But in moments like these, it's like time
00:42:12Stand still
00:42:16Your technique wasn't bad
00:42:18Just wasn't the master of magic's technique
00:42:23This is
00:42:27What's he gonna do?
00:42:28He's fine now
00:42:33I'll blink
00:42:43Congratulations
00:42:44One change in 30 seconds
00:42:46I win
00:42:48But you can't call that a competition
00:42:49What a waste of time
00:42:51Sophie at least would have had a chance
00:42:52Well, I think we know who won this contest
00:42:56Are you sure about that?
00:42:57I might
00:42:59Oh
00:43:00Oh
00:43:00Oh
00:43:02It's red
00:43:03It's red
00:43:03It's red
00:43:0477
00:43:05What the?
00:43:16How did he do that?
00:43:2077, 78.
00:43:29Ladies and gentlemen, we have 78 changes.
00:43:33I don't believe it. It's not possible. It's impossible.
00:43:38It's impossible for mere mortals, but not for the master of magic.
00:43:44Wait, is he the real master of magic?
00:43:49The misdirect you used, showmanship, the transformation on a massive scale.
00:43:57Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed the return of a legend because this man is the master of magic.
00:44:14Oh, God. I just made an ax of myself in front of the real master of magic.
00:44:22Without question, I believe I speak for all three judges to declare that Daniel is the winner of this competition.
00:44:29Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it. Daniel wins the competition!
00:44:36Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel!
00:44:44Please, please forgive me. I was just so inspired by your example growing up that I feel as if you've
00:44:50been with me every step of the way.
00:44:51How dare you lie to me! You swore to me you learned everything from him! You're nothing but a fraud!
00:44:57Get out of here!
00:45:02I've spent the last six years looking for you. I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of
00:45:07magic.
00:45:08Because I know that before you were the master of magic, you were a world-class cat burglar.
00:45:17Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:45:22I'm pulling together an organization to take it. I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:45:28You'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage.
00:45:32Here. Down payment to show you I'm serious.
00:45:38So what do you say? Ready to make some real money?
00:45:44I won both rounds to competition, didn't I?
00:45:47Well, yes.
00:45:50Then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater. That was the deal.
00:45:54Right, of course. But what do you think of my offer?
00:45:59What do I think of your offer?
00:46:06Now, why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass?
00:46:13That was so good!
00:46:19Wow! Everybody, give it up for the master of magic! Wow!
00:46:26You know, Daniel, when I first saw you, I knew that you were special.
00:46:31Yeah, of course. I mean, even an idiot could see that he was the master of magic.
00:46:36And honestly, um, I just feel so honored to be standing in the same room as you right now.
00:46:46You guys are acting like you had his back this whole time. After all the abuse you heaped on him
00:46:51earlier?
00:46:51No, we were just joking!
00:46:54Right? Guys?
00:46:57You're gonna stay with us, right, Daniel?
00:47:00Yeah, of course he's gonna stay with us. We were just, you know, showing him some love!
00:47:05Yeah!
00:47:06The three of you, your actions were a disgrace.
00:47:10Disrespecting the greatest magician of all time.
00:47:14I think Daniel should decide what your punishment is.
00:47:18Punishment?
00:47:18Punishment is a very strong word, okay?
00:47:20No, we don't.
00:47:21I don't like that.
00:47:22You know...
00:47:24I do think maybe a little public humiliation will do you three some good.
00:47:36I know, I see it!
00:47:38That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen!
00:47:40Disgusting!
00:47:44We have to go here!
00:47:50So, you're really him?
00:47:54Master of magic.
00:47:55I don't feel I am worthy to be on the same stage as you.
00:48:00If you want to stay, I'd gladly open for you and give you the marquee performance.
00:48:07But, uh, whether you stay or leave, it's, well, it's completely your decision.
00:48:15So, what do you say?
00:48:18If you knew how I'd let Eric die, you'd hate me.
00:48:23I'm not the master of magic.
00:48:26That may be true, but nobody else could ever do what you did up here.
00:48:36This was her first!
00:48:38Daniel!
00:48:41Daniel!
00:48:44Daniel!
00:48:44Daniel!
00:48:45Daniel!
00:48:46Daniel!
00:48:46That bracelet?
00:48:48Could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:49:03Hey, all this time when I didn't recognize you, Daniel Angier, if you're still the same,
00:49:09the older brother looking out for the smaller kid, anytime Eric got hurt, he'd come running.
00:49:17But when it mattered the most, I let him down.
00:49:24Eric knew what he was doing, and he was so proud of you.
00:49:29The only time you let him down is when you stopped being the master of magic.
00:49:34What?
00:49:35Eric believed in you and your gifts.
00:49:39Don't let your guilt take that away.
00:49:42You're still the master of magic.
00:49:45You just have to claim it.
00:49:52Where'd he go?
00:49:54Daniel!
00:49:54Daniel, we won an interview!
00:49:56In here.
00:50:07I could have sworn he went this way.
00:50:09You have to be here somewhere.
00:50:11You have to be here somewhere.
00:50:18Your films.
00:50:20Ah, well, that sounds...
00:50:22awful.
00:50:24You have to be here somewhere.
00:50:30You have to be here somewhere.
00:50:38You have to be here somewhere.
00:50:39You have to be here somewhere.
00:50:39You have to be here somewhere.
00:50:40You have to be here somewhere.
00:50:42You have to be here somewhere.
00:50:43You have to be here somewhere.
00:50:44You have to be here somewhere.
00:50:45You have to be here somewhere.
00:50:49You have to be here somewhere.
00:50:51You have to be here somewhere.
00:50:59You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:05Well, you knew we could get together.
00:51:11So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:28This looks way worse than when we were kids.
00:51:32No, you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:51:49What happened to this orphanage?
00:51:52Good business.
00:51:53That's what happened.
00:52:01This is Barry Carnegie.
00:52:03He owns the orphanage.
00:52:05You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:06Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:09Silly boy.
00:52:10Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:13I was out in two years.
00:52:15And I've already taken back my casino.
00:52:17As well as this place.
00:52:19It's mine.
00:52:20I bought it.
00:52:21And I've been using it for child labor.
00:52:23To squeeze every dime out of it.
00:52:25And funnel it into my casino.
00:52:27You're a monster.
00:52:28Yeah.
00:52:29If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:52:32Oh, you can't.
00:52:34Because you're poor and pathetic.
00:52:38See this wash?
00:52:39This is worth more than the whole place.
00:52:41So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:52:47I'm gonna get it.
00:52:48Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:52:51Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:52:54Who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:52:58But you can't be serious.
00:53:01What about the children?
00:53:03Miss Anderson, what is he talking about?
00:53:06Are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:07Yeah, you are.
00:53:10But, listen.
00:53:13You can stay in my hotel.
00:53:15Ten grand a night.
00:53:17You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:20I didn't think so.
00:53:23Let's go.
00:53:25You want millions for this place.
00:53:28I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:53:34You'll have your money.
00:53:36Oh, yeah.
00:53:38Where are you gonna get it?
00:53:41Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:53:46I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:53:50I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:13I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:20Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money.
00:54:24The top burglars in the world.
00:54:26Lily.
00:54:28System logistics and camera espionage.
00:54:33Lalisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:54:39And Evita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:54:44They're good.
00:54:46Almost as good as me.
00:54:48Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:54:59So, I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vault as well.
00:55:08I'm just who you think you are, idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:12And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:15Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:55:18And then, snip his manhood off.
00:55:21We don't need a knife.
00:55:22I'm sure a pair of dweezers would be peeing up.
00:55:28Ladies, please.
00:55:30Let's make a deal.
00:55:36See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:55:39If I can't, I take nothing.
00:55:49How did he do that?
00:55:51Well, this is Vegas.
00:55:53He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:55:56Give us a moment.
00:56:00Is nobody here?
00:56:02Maybe he could be our father.
00:56:04I like it.
00:56:05He's clearly a nobody he's in.
00:56:07It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it come in.
00:56:09We keep double-crossing easy.
00:56:13Alright.
00:56:14We'll let you help us.
00:56:15And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:56:18But, you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:24I'm listening.
00:56:27You see that cart of a deader boy?
00:56:29Clear it out.
00:56:30Bring us the chips.
00:56:32You have five minutes.
00:56:33Do that, and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:56:37Look at him.
00:56:38This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:56:42First, you're going to need a key.
00:56:44And you got that.
00:56:45A key.
00:56:46And then...
00:56:48Why aren't you writing this down?
00:56:50Honey.
00:56:51You should give up now.
00:56:53You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:00Okay.
00:57:04He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:06He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:07Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:09Hopeless.
00:57:10This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:12Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:16Is he getting a drink during a hast?
00:57:18Oh, I am so nervous.
00:57:20I need a drink of water.
00:57:22He's only going to swallow a spell.
00:57:23Look at him.
00:57:28Oh!
00:57:29Are you serious?
00:57:30Jesus Christ.
00:57:31I am a klutz and a half.
00:57:35I am so sorry.
00:57:35Here, let me just...
00:57:36Let me help you just wipe.
00:57:37No, no.
00:57:38Get off of me, man.
00:57:39Piece of garbage.
00:57:40Sorry.
00:57:40Yeah.
00:57:41Garbage.
00:57:42Just...
00:57:43You tried a little bump and snatch.
00:57:46You could grab the key.
00:57:47Means it about failure.
00:57:49I have seen enough.
00:57:55You had your shot and you blew it.
00:57:57Like the same thief you are.
00:58:00Now you can go.
00:58:01You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:05Best in the world, huh?
00:58:08Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:22Impossible.
00:58:23He never even opens a chip cart.
00:58:25Who is this guy?
00:58:27Could he be the one playing us?
00:58:30How...
00:58:30How did he do that?
00:58:33Is this enough proof for you?
00:58:35Ladies?
00:58:37Those chips did not come from the cart.
00:58:39No one is that good.
00:58:41He probably already hit them off his sleeve.
00:58:44That makes sense.
00:58:46He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:58:48If he's clearly an amateur, which is good,
00:58:50we wouldn't want a double-classy bra.
00:58:52He's the perfect dumb taxi.
00:58:56All right.
00:58:57We'll let you help us.
00:58:58But don't get in our way.
00:59:03Deal.
00:59:05Okay, let's get back to the plan, shall we?
00:59:08Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:10I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:12All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:15Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:18This is child's play.
00:59:20Easier than roping a legless mule.
00:59:22It's time for a distraction.
00:59:25When I walk past those guards,
00:59:27they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
00:59:30Your plan is broken.
00:59:34What did you just say?
00:59:36I said your plan is broken.
00:59:38Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
00:59:41Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops,
00:59:45and that perfume that she just sprayed on
00:59:47has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
00:59:54That's what I thought.
00:59:56Finally, something makes it look like Neanderthal school of you.
01:00:00Now shut up and watch your professional work.
01:00:03Look, idiot.
01:00:05Watch your swag.
01:00:09It is already starting to work.
01:00:21Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:25She took him for all he was worth.
01:00:28And before then,
01:00:30the hitler's monocle.
01:00:31So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:00:34You'll see for yourself in three,
01:00:36two,
01:00:39oh, my God.
01:00:41Oh, my God.
01:00:48God.
01:00:49Oh, that scent.
01:00:50I get the disease.
01:00:51Halt!
01:00:53Halt!
01:00:55Get back to your post.
01:00:56What are you doing?
01:00:58Damn it.
01:00:59The perfume does not work on Vimit.
01:01:01It's fine.
01:01:02I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:04And if that stupid captain means
01:01:05I will try again any real work.
01:01:07They do not have time.
01:01:08We need a new distraction now.
01:01:14What's in him?
01:01:16When he goes to distract the guards,
01:01:17they will catch.
01:01:18We'll kill two guards with one stone.
01:01:22You go.
01:01:25Ay, ay, ay, ay.
01:01:26These portraits on our beach
01:01:27can even try to be sneaky.
01:01:29I mean, just look at how
01:01:30he walked right up to us earlier.
01:01:31Exactly.
01:01:32He'll get arrested,
01:01:33and that will be
01:01:34the big distraction that we need.
01:01:36This snotty-nosed cult
01:01:37really thinks
01:01:38he's getting a payday tonight.
01:01:40I almost feel sorry for him.
01:01:47Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:01:50He's walking right past the guards.
01:01:53Maybe he's leaving,
01:01:54realizing it was too hard for him.
01:02:00Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:01Is he serious?
01:02:03My priceless,
01:02:04one-of-a-kind,
01:02:04two-faced trick coin.
01:02:06It's hard to let go.
01:02:08But to save the orphans,
01:02:10I'd do anything.
01:02:12He's not even using
01:02:13his injured slot machines.
01:02:14He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:16How is this going to be a distraction?
01:02:17Huh?
01:02:18How?
01:02:20This is ridiculous.
01:02:21We have to go in.
01:02:22He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:24He's not even smart enough
01:02:24to be a foul guard.
01:02:25My bedroom is ready.
01:02:26I'm going back.
01:02:27No, babe.
01:02:31I want to see him fail.
01:02:33Then,
01:02:34he's both gutting.
01:02:47No way.
01:02:51Oh, my gosh.
01:02:53Amazing.
01:02:54On your first try?
01:02:56Jackpot?
01:02:57How did he do that?
01:02:58All he can is
01:02:59he probably just got lucky.
01:03:00That's not the real distraction.
01:03:13The slot machines are paying out!
01:03:24Point 11.
01:03:25All security personnel to the floor.
01:03:27That's impossible.
01:03:29Why is Sam Hilders happy?
01:03:30Is he more than an amateur?
01:03:32Ladies,
01:03:33are we getting played by him?
01:03:39No, probably just more
01:03:41beginners look.
01:03:41Right.
01:03:42When we need him to take the fall,
01:03:43he'll still easily do it.
01:03:46He's going in the vault.
01:03:47He's trying to get the cash
01:03:48before we do.
01:03:55Same vault I broke into
01:03:56six years ago
01:03:57to steal the documents
01:03:59that got the owner arrested.
01:04:02Trying to go in
01:04:03without us?
01:04:03Don't think I'm all
01:04:04that little smoky here
01:04:05taking peace out of you
01:04:06if you try to double-cross us.
01:04:08Didn't your parents
01:04:09ever teach you
01:04:09not to play with those things?
01:04:14Hot blazes!
01:04:15How did that happen?
01:04:21Oh!
01:04:23You were going to pay for that!
01:04:24Don't worry,
01:04:25it'll wash out.
01:04:26And I couldn't double-cross you
01:04:27if I tried.
01:04:30That's right.
01:04:31We're too good.
01:04:32We are professionals.
01:04:34You are just some nobody
01:04:35who thinks a few magic
01:04:36to exclude you in our league.
01:04:37Oh, whatever.
01:04:38Step aside.
01:04:39We are wasting valuable time.
01:04:41It is time for the professionals
01:04:43to work.
01:04:47Alisa is the best safe cracker
01:04:49in the world.
01:04:50She's cracked into safes
01:04:51at the Bank of London
01:04:52and the New York Federal Reserve
01:04:53and Fort Knox
01:04:54all in one week.
01:04:55Can't do that
01:04:56with your little coin trick.
01:04:58Just as I thought.
01:04:59Three lockers,
01:05:00mechanical combination,
01:05:02and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:03No wonder only one thief
01:05:05has ever been able
01:05:05to crack this safe.
01:05:07Yeah.
01:05:08Me.
01:05:09Fortunately,
01:05:10that one thief
01:05:11was me
01:05:12six years ago.
01:05:15Is she really trying
01:05:17to take credit
01:05:17for my heist?
01:05:26One down,
01:05:28three to go.
01:05:33Intruder alert.
01:05:35False entry detected.
01:05:36Notifying authorities
01:05:37in 20 seconds.
01:05:38Me, me, me.
01:05:39Alisa, you triggered
01:05:40the door alarm.
01:05:41We have to make it stop.
01:05:42Just give me a minute.
01:05:43We don't have a minute.
01:05:44How did you disarm it
01:05:45last time?
01:05:45Because it was you
01:05:46who cracked the safe, right?
01:05:48Somebody shoved me off.
01:05:49Eleven.
01:05:50Well, I'm just saying
01:05:51you've taught us before,
01:05:53so you ain't no problem.
01:05:54Stop bothering her
01:05:55with your questions
01:05:55and just standing in the corner
01:05:56like a good little boy.
01:05:57Five,
01:05:59four,
01:06:00three,
01:06:01two,
01:06:04three,
01:06:05two.
01:06:08Intruder alert canceled.
01:06:11Got it.
01:06:12Sure you did.
01:06:14How was I supposed to know
01:06:16the interior had been
01:06:16modified to lock
01:06:17like an IBV international vault?
01:06:19You should have stolen
01:06:20the vault's blueprints
01:06:21beforehand.
01:06:22Like I did.
01:06:24Uh,
01:06:25give me another second.
01:06:26Ladies,
01:06:26we don't have another second.
01:06:28Hold on.
01:06:29I'll give it a shot.
01:06:31You don't really think
01:06:32you can be faster than me.
01:06:33I am the one
01:06:34who cracks the safe,
01:06:35not you.
01:06:37Stop distracting her.
01:06:38This is a job for the pros.
01:06:39Alisa,
01:06:40you got this.
01:06:40No,
01:06:41she doesn't.
01:06:42What are you talking about?
01:06:43She won't get it open.
01:06:44The place where she's drilling,
01:06:45it won't work.
01:06:46You do not know
01:06:47what you're talking about.
01:06:48You are nothing
01:06:49and you are a nobody.
01:06:58She won't get it open.
01:06:59Go back to shoplifting,
01:07:00you child.
01:07:04What is it?
01:07:06What's wrong?
01:07:08It's hollow.
01:07:10The locking mechanism
01:07:11must be in a different
01:07:12part of the door.
01:07:13Look,
01:07:13the guard's almost here.
01:07:14I can help.
01:07:15I'm fine.
01:07:15Idiot,
01:07:16I almost found it.
01:07:17Alisa.
01:07:19What?
01:07:21Maybe we should
01:07:22give him a shot.
01:07:23And if he can't open it,
01:07:24then we will tackle him
01:07:26and then say that we
01:07:26stopped him from
01:07:27robbing the casino.
01:07:32Hold yours.
01:07:33Try not to screw up
01:07:34what they already started.
01:07:35Don't worry.
01:07:37We'll be inside the vault
01:07:38in a matter of seconds.
01:07:44What the hell
01:07:45are you doing?
01:07:46Is this idiota
01:07:47trying to pray
01:07:48his way into the vault?
01:07:49He's drunk.
01:07:50He's been drunk
01:07:51the whole time.
01:07:52We're just seeing it now.
01:07:53Well,
01:07:53if you'd stop talking
01:07:54and listen,
01:07:55you'd hear the magnets
01:07:55sliding around inside.
01:07:56All security personnel,
01:07:59we have a
01:07:59computer code 9
01:08:00at the vault.
01:08:02Thumbs up.
01:08:03Tickle him.
01:08:07Now for the magic words.
01:08:11Open sesame.
01:08:21How the hell
01:08:22impossible?
01:08:24Who are you?
01:08:25Are we in over our heads?
01:08:27Ladies,
01:08:28I suggest we get in.
01:08:37Oh, my fuck.
01:08:41God damn.
01:08:43There's got to be
01:08:44near a billion in here.
01:08:45I am taking
01:08:46a decade-long spot dream.
01:08:47I am finally going to
01:08:49buy the mention
01:08:49of the Kiski and see.
01:08:51Oh, my God.
01:08:53Oh, my God.
01:08:53Oh, my God.
01:08:55Oh, my God.
01:08:55Oh, my God.
01:08:55Oh, my God.
01:08:55Oh, my God.
01:08:59Oh, my God.
01:09:00Bingo.
01:09:03Just what do you think
01:09:04you're doing?
01:09:06Just taking my share.
01:09:09You think you are so smart.
01:09:12Did you really think
01:09:13we were going to let you
01:09:14walk out of here
01:09:14with some money?
01:09:17We played you
01:09:18the entire time,
01:09:19and you didn't even notice.
01:09:20You see those cameras?
01:09:23They've been recording
01:09:24us the entire time,
01:09:25except I put a bug in them
01:09:27to remove all of us
01:09:28from the recording.
01:09:29All of us.
01:09:31Except for you.
01:09:32You really thought
01:09:33you could hang
01:09:33with the three links?
01:09:34You were just our folly.
01:09:36That is what happens
01:09:37when you try to run
01:09:38this city, girls.
01:09:39Enjoy prison.
01:09:41Mr. Kim,
01:09:42we got it.
01:09:44It's safe for you
01:09:44to come in.
01:09:49Whoa.
01:09:50This is more
01:09:51than I even thought.
01:09:53Barry is so paranoid,
01:09:54he put all his valuables
01:09:55in here.
01:09:56Come on, ladies,
01:09:57we can't stand around.
01:09:58Pack up.
01:09:59Who's this?
01:10:01Oh, no one.
01:10:02A pathetic poser
01:10:03is too dumb
01:10:04to realize
01:10:04we're taking advantage of him.
01:10:06We had him take the fall.
01:10:07He was easy.
01:10:08Almost a little too easy.
01:10:09It's like he wanted us
01:10:10to set him up.
01:10:12Sorry, buddy,
01:10:13but you shouldn't have
01:10:14tried to swim
01:10:15with the sharks.
01:10:16I'll remember that next time.
01:10:20Wait.
01:10:21Wait, I know that voice.
01:10:23Who?
01:10:25Who are you?
01:10:28You know exactly
01:10:29who I am.
01:10:32You stupid broads!
01:10:34Do you have any idea
01:10:34who you messed with?
01:10:36A wannabe petty thief.
01:10:37Yeah, calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:10:39He is a nobody.
01:10:40He's...
01:10:41He's not a nobody.
01:10:42He's...
01:10:43Richard, tranquilo.
01:10:44He's just our patsy.
01:10:46We had him in our web
01:10:46the entire time.
01:10:48He wasn't in your web.
01:10:49You were in his.
01:10:50You fools!
01:10:53Please.
01:10:54Please don't do this.
01:10:55Let us go.
01:10:56Relax, Richard.
01:10:58I can do anything crazy,
01:10:59like reactivate the alarms.
01:11:01Oh, thank you.
01:11:04Because I already have.
01:11:08What?
01:11:13What kind of idiots are you?
01:11:16And what kind of idiots
01:11:17are you all?
01:11:18You think you can just
01:11:19waltz in here?
01:11:20Steal my stash?
01:11:22No.
01:11:23Not here.
01:11:24Not on my turf.
01:11:28Oh, Jesus.
01:11:29The three links, huh?
01:11:31KGB, Annie Oakley,
01:11:34and Penelope Cruz.
01:11:35The world's best cat burglars.
01:11:38My pink ass.
01:11:40Oh, God.
01:11:41And that's Richard Kim,
01:11:42isn't it?
01:11:43The geriatric huckster
01:11:45from the Cretaceous period.
01:11:46Trying to de-extinct your career
01:11:48after that deplorable magic competition.
01:11:52And you.
01:11:54That mask.
01:11:57I know you.
01:11:59You're the son of a bitch
01:12:00that got me put away
01:12:02for two years.
01:12:03Well, too bad it didn't stick.
01:12:05Huh?
01:12:06But as I recall,
01:12:08I did kill your brother.
01:12:10I put him down like a dog.
01:12:12I should have put you down
01:12:14that night, too.
01:12:15Tell you what.
01:12:17We're gonna finish that job
01:12:18right now.
01:12:25Well, I knew it.
01:12:27You never did quite perfect
01:12:29that trick, did you?
01:12:35That's not my blood.
01:12:42You're probably thinking,
01:12:43I didn't see how he did that.
01:12:46And you know why you didn't?
01:12:48You blinked.
01:12:50Get him!
01:12:53Sweet.
01:12:54You guys brought flowers.
01:13:11Freeze!
01:13:19That's enough.
01:13:26What?
01:13:28How did you do that?
01:13:30Lassoed like a bunch of hogs
01:13:31before getting butchered
01:13:32for a pit roast.
01:13:33What the hell happened?
01:13:35Why am I tied up?
01:13:36Because the real police
01:13:38are on their way
01:13:38and I want to make
01:13:39their job easier on them.
01:13:40Oh, and don't worry,
01:13:41it's just a flesh wound.
01:13:43I'm sure you'll go on
01:13:44to live many years
01:13:45in prison.
01:13:46Now, why would I go to prison?
01:13:48You're the thief.
01:13:49You're stealing from me.
01:13:51See, because you've been
01:13:52using your casino
01:13:53as one big cover
01:13:54as the biggest drug ring
01:13:56in the United States.
01:13:57Not even your billions
01:13:58can get you out of this.
01:14:00Because who the hell are you?
01:14:05I'm the master of magic,
01:14:07you motherfucker.
01:14:09No!
01:14:10No!
01:14:11Stop it!
01:14:12No!
01:14:13It's out of here!
01:14:14Oh, my God!
01:14:24You did it, Eric.
01:14:26Untraceable Bitcoin
01:14:28cryptocurrency.
01:14:28Enough to pay off
01:14:29the loans from the orphanage
01:14:31and put those kids
01:14:32through college.
01:14:33We did it.
01:14:40And the kids just love
01:14:41all the colors
01:14:42in the same glass windows.
01:14:45And the library.
01:14:47We get brand new books
01:14:49every day.
01:14:51I still can't understand
01:14:53how you found the money
01:14:53to pay off all those loans.
01:14:55You wouldn't believe me
01:14:57if I told you.
01:15:00Mommy, Daddy,
01:15:02let's get ice cream
01:15:03before the show!
01:15:04Yeah, ice cream.
01:15:05You read my mind.
01:15:06You're like a little magician.
01:15:08Okay, I guess we'll see you next week.
01:15:10Always looking forward to it.
01:15:11Let's go get that ice cream.
01:15:19Ladies and gentlemen,
01:15:21allow me to introduce you
01:15:22to the newest member
01:15:24of the Angier Magic team.
01:15:26The one,
01:15:28the only,
01:15:30mistress of magic herself,
01:15:36Charity Angier.
01:15:39And the truth is,
01:15:41The one.
01:15:46The one.
01:16:07The Arrow & The Arc
01:16:07of Marvel
01:16:08You
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