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Bro Code Be Damned English
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00:00:00The End
00:00:06Open your legs up for me.
00:00:08Why?
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:11Like that?
00:00:18Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:22Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:24This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:27I only want you.
00:00:31Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:33But I don't care.
00:00:36You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:48That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:51my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:54and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:56In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:59Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:02In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:05It's pure tragic.
00:01:06Not only is he the star quarterback, but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:10So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:14Oh shit!
00:01:16Fucking dumbass!
00:01:18Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:22Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:24Could've been really bad.
00:01:27What?
00:01:27Oh fuck.
00:01:28Oh my god.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31No.
00:01:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:34Oh my god.
00:01:35Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut starring him!
00:01:44All right, welcome to the kingdom alley.
00:01:47You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:50This is awesome.
00:01:51I mean finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:54And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:58But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:02:00But bring something.
00:02:01Not so fast.
00:02:03You're not staying here alone.
00:02:04I got you a roommate.
00:02:06And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:07What?
00:02:08A roommate?
00:02:09No, I'm an adult.
00:02:10I don't need a babysitter, Vaughn.
00:02:12No, no, you're a big baby.
00:02:14And you know it.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:16Fine.
00:02:17Who isn't?
00:02:36Hey, roomie.
00:02:38It's been a while.
00:02:39You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:43Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:52Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:55What?
00:02:56I'm sorry.
00:02:57Look, Ellie, quit drooling.
00:02:58Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:01I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:03Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:05And put some actual pants on.
00:03:06You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:08Just get out of the chair.
00:03:09I don't care, man.
00:03:10Alright?
00:03:11You're on watch duty now.
00:03:12You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:14Okay?
00:03:15And remember, most important part, bro code.
00:03:17We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:19Ron.
00:03:20I don't wanna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:21Catch you later, okay?
00:03:22Fuck yeah.
00:03:22Catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:23Alright, everybody.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:37Hey.
00:03:37Reminds me.
00:03:38Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:44Why don't you define weird?
00:03:46It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:54Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it.
00:03:58So you just don't wanna open it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:04Yeah, right.
00:04:05A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:09That's a boner, huh?
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:12No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I had a signal.
00:04:18So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:19I'm safe.
00:04:21Why?
00:04:21What's on the email?
00:04:24Why?
00:04:24What's on the email?
00:04:25Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:28Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:29Nothing.
00:04:30Nothing.
00:04:31Because you know, like I am, I'm gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:33I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell
00:04:38me.
00:04:39Nope.
00:04:40Nothing.
00:04:40Nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I'm gonna go.
00:04:42Actually, I have to go.
00:04:43Good to see you.
00:04:48Okay.
00:04:49Deep breath.
00:04:50This is my year.
00:04:52New city.
00:04:53New school.
00:04:54I'm gonna make this squad, and I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect
00:04:59abs.
00:05:16What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:05:19Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:24Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:26I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:30Sweetie.
00:05:30Cheerleaders need to be liftable, and more delicate.
00:05:34You know what I mean?
00:05:36Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42You want a shot?
00:05:44But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:46Okay.
00:05:47Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:48Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:50If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:56Sure.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:57Um, where is he?
00:05:59He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:03And just barge in.
00:06:05Be aggressive.
00:06:06He loves them.
00:06:13Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:17She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:21Brett's going to eat her life.
00:06:28Third door.
00:06:29Meeting room.
00:06:30Show him aggression.
00:06:31I got this.
00:06:40Oh, my God.
00:06:43Oh, my God.
00:06:45You, uh, lost, baby girl?
00:06:46Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:48Hmm.
00:06:49We lost, and we still gotta stop.
00:06:54Hope you brought your meat pies, virgin.
00:06:57No!
00:06:58No!
00:06:59Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:01Turn around.
00:07:03Whoa!
00:07:08Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:10I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:12Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:14Are you needing a salute?
00:07:17Um...
00:07:18Back off.
00:07:36You looking for me?
00:07:39You looking for me?
00:07:41What do you think you're doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:43Brett?
00:07:44He's the football captain?
00:07:46Of course he is.
00:07:48Who else could it be?
00:07:50Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:52You know, you have a habit of walking in at me when I'm half naked.
00:07:55Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:57The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:01Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:03I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coast is in.
00:08:07Oh, my God.
00:08:09It's all right.
00:08:10Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:12Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:14You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:23Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:26Put it down!
00:08:30What's that?
00:08:32All right, let's get you out of here.
00:08:33I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:34It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:47I finally did it.
00:08:48The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:52I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:54And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:58The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:03Touchdown!
00:09:05I slipped.
00:09:12You guys are benched.
00:09:14It's just a joke.
00:09:16Seriously.
00:09:18The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:22Don't look, it's the kisser.
00:09:23In the men's shower, Elson?
00:09:25Unhinged.
00:09:26Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:29Kill me now.
00:09:36What are you doing here?
00:09:38I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:40Obviously.
00:09:42Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:45Yes, it did.
00:09:46You've just been waiting.
00:09:48Yeah.
00:09:48And whose fault is that?
00:09:50I messaged you.
00:09:52Oh, crap.
00:09:53I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:56I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:58I must have missed your message.
00:10:00Sorry.
00:10:02Missed my message, sure.
00:10:04No, I don't think so.
00:10:06I think.
00:10:06I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:08Why?
00:10:09Okay, come on.
00:10:10What?
00:10:11Just give it back.
00:10:12Whatever you...
00:10:13Hold on.
00:10:14You're texting Chad?
00:10:16I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:20You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:22He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:23Are you into that?
00:10:24We're doing a school project together.
00:10:26Ah, a school project.
00:10:27Yes.
00:10:27You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:30Well, it's the truth.
00:10:31So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:33Hold on.
00:10:34Let me do something really quick.
00:10:35What are you doing?
00:10:36There you go.
00:10:38Chad is deleted.
00:10:39What?
00:10:39What?
00:10:40Stop!
00:10:41They're already done.
00:10:41That's not cool.
00:10:42You can't do that.
00:10:44That's not fair.
00:10:45Yes, it is.
00:10:46Because, listen.
00:10:47You're my business now.
00:10:49So, right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:52I said take your phone out.
00:10:56Cool, but do what?
00:10:58I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:09Keep it cool, Alison.
00:11:11Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:14This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:17The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:21I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:24Are you sure you want me to take your attention?
00:11:29This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:32My only.
00:11:33My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:39Yes.
00:11:40Right.
00:11:41Harder.
00:11:43Faster.
00:11:44I'm coming.
00:11:46Are you alright?
00:11:47Yes.
00:11:47Any a little bit of air.
00:11:49It's really hot in here.
00:11:50I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:53Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:57No, I just, I...
00:12:06Oh my god.
00:12:08Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:10I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:13You have double XL condoms, are you serious?
00:12:16I'll tell you this.
00:12:18It's for grownups.
00:12:19Do you actually use those?
00:12:20Yeah.
00:12:21They use your prints.
00:12:23There's no way.
00:12:24That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:27What did you like to know?
00:12:32Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:36Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys' locker room.
00:12:38You kissed me back.
00:12:40You basically attacked me.
00:12:41I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:49Pathetic.
00:12:50I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:52I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:53I'm such an idiot.
00:12:56Forget I said anything.
00:12:57You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:59Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:03Excuse me?
00:13:04There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:07No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:09And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:11Are you insane?
00:13:13Who do you think you are?
00:13:14My father?
00:13:20I'm your roommate, and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:25So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:29Yeah, we're roommates.
00:13:31And that means we're equals.
00:13:33Mm-hmm.
00:13:33And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:36So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:40And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:45make sure that you're safe.
00:13:46Why don't you consider me?
00:13:48Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:50Nope.
00:13:52Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:55No.
00:13:56Pro Max.
00:13:56Yes.
00:13:57Not when he looks like that.
00:14:00You have problem with him.
00:14:02Yeah.
00:14:03This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:07First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:10Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:13You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:15I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:17I don't control what I do.
00:14:19Yes, I do.
00:14:32Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:36Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:40Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:43Lingerie?
00:14:44Seriously?
00:14:46But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:50I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:53I'm your roommate.
00:14:54And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:56Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:01I don't take orders from those.
00:15:05Are you ready to subscribe?
00:15:07Come on.
00:15:08Get up, get up, let's go.
00:15:11Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:13Boy, you know I got...
00:15:23Oh my god.
00:15:25Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:31Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:35Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:41Thanks.
00:15:42At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:45You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me, I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:52Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:54Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:59Turn the music up, let's play a game.
00:16:15I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:26Shit.
00:16:27I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:29Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:32What's the matter?
00:16:34No guys want you?
00:16:36Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:38She's stalling.
00:16:39She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:41You can't get a guy?
00:16:43You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:46Just give me a second.
00:16:58Yeah, Allison.
00:16:59Yeah, I...
00:17:06That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:09Once you're so thirsty, lick it up.
00:17:17Lick it up.
00:17:26Brett?
00:17:28What's up?
00:17:29Where are you?
00:17:31I'm at Club Vibe.
00:17:32I, um...
00:17:34I lost a dare.
00:17:35Yeah?
00:17:37What kind of dare?
00:17:39I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:43Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:47a good idea for you to go out of time?
00:17:49Come on, Brett.
00:17:50Please, this is serious.
00:17:51Can you just come get me?
00:17:52No, Allison, you know what?
00:17:54You wanted to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:17:57Brett, please!
00:18:01How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:04He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:06You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:10I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:18Where do you think you're going?
00:18:19Grab her.
00:18:20Nope!
00:18:21Get off of me!
00:18:22You lost the dare.
00:18:24You pay the price.
00:18:27You need to loosen up.
00:18:29You couldn't get Brett to touch you, that's fine.
00:18:31We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:35No!
00:18:36No!
00:18:48What was that?
00:18:49Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:57Freeze!
00:18:58Come on, sweetheart!
00:19:00A dare is a dare!
00:19:01Stop fighting me!
00:19:04I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:06Taking that V-card out your ass.
00:19:15Please!
00:19:16Please stop!
00:19:17You're getting this?
00:19:19That's what gets used.
00:19:22Hey, asshole!
00:19:35Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:37Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:48Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:51Jason and Allie were just having fun together.
00:19:53I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:55She's practically begging for it.
00:20:07You know, I better not see any videos of this online.
00:20:09Or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:12And that goes for everybody.
00:20:14I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:20:16Does everybody understand that?
00:20:20Great.
00:20:20We're gonna delete them right now.
00:20:24Yeah.
00:20:27You okay?
00:20:29Come on.
00:20:30Let's go.
00:20:38Hey!
00:20:38Hey!
00:20:39What do you think you're doing?
00:20:41Huh?
00:20:42Sneaking out?
00:20:43Going to a place like this?
00:20:45What would've happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:48What did you mean back there?
00:20:53Back where?
00:20:55When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:21:00The literal meaning.
00:21:02I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:06I told Ron that I was gonna protect you.
00:21:08And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:13I know.
00:21:14Cause I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:16Hey.
00:21:16Always causing trouble.
00:21:17Please, just put this out.
00:21:20Happy?
00:21:20Yeah.
00:21:26Well, you know what?
00:21:26I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:29Like I'm desperate?
00:21:30No, that's not true.
00:21:31I know.
00:21:31Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:33Bullshit.
00:21:33You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:36These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:38I know.
00:21:39I know.
00:21:39Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:41And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:43And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:46That's not true.
00:21:48Fuck Rita.
00:21:49Fuck everybody.
00:21:52Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:54I don't wanna be me, okay?
00:21:55I want to be liked.
00:21:57I want to be wanted.
00:21:58And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:22:01I'll always answer when you come.
00:22:03I'll always be there.
00:22:04So what does that mean?
00:22:06What does that mean for us?
00:22:08What am I to you, Brent?
00:22:11I'm losing my mind.
00:22:13I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:16All I can think, just this once.
00:22:20What?
00:22:24Say it!
00:22:25Just say it!
00:22:25I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:28Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:30No.
00:22:31It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:33That is not true.
00:22:34Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:37Tell me there's nothing happening right now!
00:22:39I can't.
00:22:42And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:45So you know what?
00:22:46Just forget it.
00:22:48Forget I said anything.
00:22:51I'm done begging you.
00:22:52I'm done begging you.
00:22:53No, Allison.
00:22:53Allison, stop it.
00:23:01Listen, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:06Why?
00:23:07Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:12It says that you have to stop.
00:23:16Please don't stop.
00:23:18Please don't stop.
00:23:27Please don't stop.
00:23:30Please don't stop.
00:23:38What are you doing, Brent?
00:23:40We're ruining everything.
00:23:53Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:59Allie, are you with Brett right now?
00:24:04Swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now?
00:24:06Talk to me.
00:24:07I think it's time to run.
00:24:11What is he doing?
00:24:12Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:20Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:22Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:23What?
00:24:23Allie called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:28So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there
00:24:31and beat your ass.
00:24:33It's...
00:24:33It was an accident, okay?
00:24:35We just...
00:24:36I butt-dialed you.
00:24:38We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:43And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:47Okay?
00:24:47Chill.
00:24:48Really?
00:24:49Yeah, look.
00:24:53It's really dry, okay?
00:24:54My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:58All right.
00:24:59Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take care of it to, I don't know, like an urgent care
00:25:02right now or something.
00:25:03I need you to take care of that.
00:25:04I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:07I got it.
00:25:09Peace.
00:25:09Bye.
00:25:13Oh, my God.
00:25:14That was really, really close.
00:25:16Dave, what's up?
00:25:18What's going on?
00:25:18We should...
00:25:19You forgot something.
00:25:20No, Allie.
00:25:21It's late.
00:25:22Come on.
00:25:22You almost kissed me.
00:25:23Hey, Allison.
00:25:25Stop.
00:25:31Quit acting so childish.
00:25:36You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:25:48All right, ladies.
00:25:50Physical assessments today.
00:25:52Allison, you're first.
00:26:02Bye.
00:26:06Bye.
00:26:08Bye.
00:26:10Bye.
00:26:13Bye.
00:26:15Bye.
00:26:17Bye.
00:26:18Bye.
00:26:19Bye.
00:26:25Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:29Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:31You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:34Shut up.
00:26:42Hey, uh...
00:26:44Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:48Huh?
00:26:57Partner up. Stretching drills.
00:27:03Solo Allison, let me help.
00:27:06I'm real hands-on.
00:27:07Mm, I'm okay.
00:27:10Come on, it'll be fun. I promise.
00:27:14Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:17Oh, excuse me.
00:27:20i'm not with anyone um i don't need rescuing so that's right just need to keep her brett
00:27:29excuse me
00:27:34walk away train right now
00:27:38whatever man you're lost
00:27:45what are you doing are you jealous or something no i'm not jealous what was that i promised
00:27:52ron that i would take care of you keeping the vultures away just doing my job
00:27:58first exercise partner sit-ups
00:28:03all right come on you first
00:28:11let's go we don't have all day you ready rookie i'm trying to detox brett
00:28:17but how am i supposed to do that if he's everywhere let's go we don't have all day
00:28:23you want to play fine let's play
00:28:57what do you think you're doing huh
00:28:58i'm not doing anything stop it stop where
00:29:05switch positions
00:29:08your turn
00:29:19whenever you're ready
00:29:23she's trying to kill me and it's working
00:29:31she's your best friend's sister
00:29:33it's the forbidden fruit
00:29:37ron is gonna murder me
00:29:44what the hell am i doing
00:29:50what the hell am i doing
00:29:52you okay brett
00:29:55and done
00:29:56allison you killed it today
00:29:59you're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game
00:30:02really
00:30:04wow thank you
00:30:08congratulations
00:30:08uh quit flirting you two
00:30:16you know what i need
00:30:32oh my
00:30:34god
00:30:36oh my god
00:30:45can you please get me a paper towel
00:30:47yeah yeah for sure here
00:30:50jesus i'm so sorry
00:30:52it's fine
00:30:53okay brain bleach
00:30:55i need brain bleach but
00:30:57damn it how do i unsee that
00:30:59how do i stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest
00:31:02okay it's fine just
00:31:04it's okay just forget it okay
00:31:06i'm doing laundry
00:31:07i'm sorry i spilled milk on you
00:31:08i um didn't
00:31:11you know you're not really wearing any clothes
00:31:12and it
00:31:14and neither are you
00:31:15you're just as dressed as i am
00:31:17you're wearing shorts and nothing else
00:31:19and you're not looking where you're going
00:31:20yeah okay
00:31:21i said i was sorry
00:31:22all right
00:31:22listen i just
00:31:25why aren't you still here
00:31:27why aren't you still here
00:31:28why wouldn't i be here
00:31:29this is my morning routine
00:31:31i don't know it's 8 30
00:31:33isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for like a hair and makeup
00:31:36thing
00:31:36what
00:31:37nobody told me that
00:31:38oh my god she's gonna kill me
00:31:42this is how i'm gonna get kicked off the team
00:31:44she's gonna she's gonna kill me because i'm late for our first performance
00:31:47hey hey hey hey it's okay
00:31:48well i'll
00:31:49drive
00:31:49okay thank you
00:32:03get all your stuff
00:32:04yeah um i have to go
00:32:07okay thanks
00:32:09bye
00:32:18did you just see that
00:32:19that rookie just rolled up with brett harrison
00:32:22and she was in the shotgun
00:32:24never lets any girl sit there
00:32:27enjoy it while it lasts
00:32:29nobody takes brett from me
00:32:38hey uh sorry i'm late i didn't know the call time was 7 a.m
00:32:42don't make excuses scott
00:32:44late is late
00:32:45you're just too lazy
00:32:55hey
00:32:57what's your problem
00:32:58my problem is you dragging the whole team down
00:33:00it's the first game and you can't even be on time
00:33:03like i said nobody
00:33:08no hey stop
00:33:10are you crazy
00:33:12consider this a lesson
00:33:13to understand punctuality
00:33:16stop
00:33:18you wanna fight
00:33:19i'll give you a reason
00:33:26hey hey what are you doing
00:33:27what do you think you're doing huh
00:33:29get your fucking hands off
00:33:30this is the girls locker room
00:33:32cool get out
00:33:34get out of here
00:33:35all of you get out of here right now
00:33:37did you hear me get out
00:33:43you okay
00:33:44it's fine
00:33:47i just can't go out there like this
00:33:48so i'm just gonna have to tell coach that i'm sick or something
00:33:52it's gonna be okay
00:33:52it's gonna be okay we have enough time
00:33:54trust me
00:33:57hi hello
00:33:59listen i need you to go to the school
00:34:00and i need you to meet me in the woman's locker room
00:34:02right now
00:34:06all right
00:34:07hey listen
00:34:08use my jersey
00:34:09make you look better than the original
00:34:11all right
00:34:35oh shit
00:34:37is that even allison
00:34:49she looks
00:34:50stunning
00:34:53look at you you look uh
00:34:55you look fantastic
00:34:56you know i think you look better in that jersey than i ever did
00:34:58it's because you've never had to wear eyeliner
00:35:00you know that's true
00:35:01that's that's true i am
00:35:03hey are you sure
00:35:04it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game
00:35:07yeah
00:35:08you're the only thing here that managed me
00:35:11really
00:35:13to you as as your best friend's sister
00:35:16of course
00:35:17as
00:35:19more than just a friend's sister
00:35:22all right
00:35:23time's ticking let's move
00:35:26allison
00:35:26i don't know whatever this look is
00:35:31but it works
00:35:33you take center
00:35:34let's go
00:35:39okay
00:35:40hey uh
00:35:48where's the lake
00:35:51okay
00:35:57ladies and gentlemen
00:35:58please welcome our state university cheerleading squad
00:36:05one two three go
00:36:07one two three go
00:36:11shout out
00:36:12uh-huh uh-huh
00:36:18oh yeah
00:36:35who is that girl she's on fire
00:36:38it's allison scott
00:36:39you know she had moves
00:36:45all this thing is seriously so hot
00:36:48i mean damn
00:36:49i'm definitely making my move after the game tonight
00:36:52body in that uniform
00:36:53woo
00:36:55you're getting lucky tonight
00:36:58stay with me
00:36:58i don't have to
00:36:59see girls like that
00:37:00they always come running to guys like me
00:37:03i'm telling you right now
00:37:05you don't fuck off
00:37:05the only thing that's going to be chasing
00:37:07is my fist
00:37:18he's on the 30 yard line
00:37:20the 20
00:37:21the 10
00:37:25touchdown
00:37:26harrison does it again
00:37:28state wins
00:37:44hey
00:37:45oh
00:37:46congrats
00:37:47on the win captain
00:37:48that was really good
00:37:49thank you
00:37:50you know it's uh
00:37:50it's really just another tuesday for me
00:37:52hey shut up
00:37:53oh
00:37:56are you okay
00:37:58Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
00:38:03Do that for me?
00:38:04Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
00:38:09Oh my god...
00:38:09Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:12In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:23Now we got ourselves a good old KissCam standout
00:38:27I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:32Come on, Allison.
00:38:33Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:35I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:41Oh, but I want it.
00:38:57Wait, what?
00:39:04I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:06Kiss Cam, me and Brett.
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping chat at bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:34This is insane.
00:39:35I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:38But it feels so right.
00:39:41I never want it to end.
00:39:47Harrison!
00:39:53Harrison!
00:39:55Oh, shit.
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:40:00Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:40:01You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:03I'm making a scene.
00:40:04You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:10Are you serious right now?
00:40:11If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:14You're unbelievable.
00:40:17I hate you.
00:40:21I hate you.
00:40:43You do not.
00:40:44You do not.
00:40:44I promise.
00:40:45Dude.
00:40:46Fuck.
00:40:50Okay.
00:40:51Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:53No.
00:40:54I sound like a mom.
00:40:57This is ridiculous.
00:40:58Why am I texting him?
00:40:59He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there.
00:41:04Just ask him.
00:41:05Hey, Brett.
00:41:06What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back.
00:41:09He can't deny it this time.
00:41:11It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:14Okay.
00:41:15Do or die.
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries.
00:41:25What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:37Brett, what happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:40I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:42I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:45Hi.
00:41:46You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:47Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:50You know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:54It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over.
00:41:59It's finished.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare.
00:42:05No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing anything.
00:42:07No, no, no.
00:42:08That's not fair, okay?
00:42:09Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:15You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:17Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:18I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19Yes, you are.
00:42:21You know what, even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:24Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:27Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:29I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator.
00:42:40And a loser.
00:42:41And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:46Okay.
00:42:46I can't.
00:42:53Oh, is he hard?
00:43:00At least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:03You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:11You know, biology.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:23Allie!
00:43:25Brett!
00:43:25He goes out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit!
00:43:27What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out!
00:43:29I can't get out.
00:43:30If I get out, he's going to see me with my flagpole and he's going to kill me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this, so I'm going to get out.
00:43:36Okay, cool.
00:43:37Allie, hey!
00:43:39Oh my god, he's telling you.
00:43:40Allie, hey!
00:43:41Just get under, get under what?
00:43:43Brett, I don't have to get down.
00:43:48Allie.
00:43:49Hi.
00:43:50She's doing alone?
00:43:52Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:53What?
00:43:54I'm naked!
00:43:54Get out!
00:43:57You're, you're not, though.
00:44:00Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:04I'm sorry, I just, I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:06I left it on here yesterday.
00:44:07You got it, so...
00:44:08I also wanted to say that I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it, you kicked ass.
00:44:16And I'm sorry that I was, uh, an asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:27Okay, but, but, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me, so I'm just wondering
00:44:36why you did that.
00:44:39Ron, I mean it's a kiss cam, it's a game, everyone does it.
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:47This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:49Well, it was him or it was Chad, so who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair.
00:44:55Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:58He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:02They won't be.
00:45:06Okay, thanks.
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15Sorry, I got water in my nose.
00:45:18Okay.
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:19Don't drown.
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:20Okay?
00:45:20Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:30God, the alien is going to die.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:38I have to ask you something.
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out on a date.
00:45:43Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:45Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:50I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:00I've got plans, Allie.
00:46:04Okay.
00:46:05Yeah, whatever.
00:46:06I just...
00:46:20Brett?
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:31Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:42Look, charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:45We're just finally getting back.
00:46:47Did you know Allison hand-makes these little trinkets?
00:46:50It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:55I came by myself.
00:46:56Brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:02Nothing major.
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:11Huh.
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14$15.
00:47:15I made it myself.
00:47:17$15?
00:47:19For some plastic and twine.
00:47:20You don't have to buy it.
00:47:22It's ambitious.
00:47:23You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:26I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:33You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:38You actually want this garbage.
00:47:40You know, I value the artist.
00:47:41That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:43So, $500?
00:47:44What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:46She's nothing.
00:47:46No, you're nothing, especially compared to her.
00:47:49How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:54Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:55No, I'm serious.
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:48:03What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:04You can't keep doing this, Timmy.
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:08And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:11You're distant with me one second, and then you defend me the next.
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to...
00:48:17No.
00:48:17Allison.
00:48:19Party at my place.
00:48:21Celebrating the big win.
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know.
00:48:25You're not interested.
00:48:27She's a grown woman.
00:48:29She can speak for herself.
00:48:32So, what do you say?
00:48:35You're not going anywhere.
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:40Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine.
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend, then.
00:48:47No, yeah.
00:48:48Sounds fun.
00:48:52I'll be there.
00:49:01There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:05Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:08Oh.
00:49:09Thanks.
00:49:13It's a cool party.
00:49:15Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:18Really, for me?
00:49:20Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single.
00:49:22I'm single.
00:49:23You need another reason?
00:49:26So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:29No deal.
00:49:30There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:32He's just a friend of a friend of my brother, so...
00:49:37Is his loss my gain?
00:49:41Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:46Let's fix that.
00:49:50Yeah.
00:49:51No, why not?
00:49:53There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:56You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:58No.
00:49:59What's that?
00:50:00We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:04Come on.
00:50:18Damn it.
00:50:20Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:22Come on, Allison.
00:50:24You're already here.
00:50:35Fine.
00:50:37But I play to win.
00:50:43Focky, check it out.
00:50:45Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:51:00Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:02Game's over.
00:51:03Let's go.
00:51:04Excuse me.
00:51:05What are you doing, huh?
00:51:05Get off of me.
00:51:06What do you think you're doing?
00:51:07You're ruining my night.
00:51:09Just think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:10What do you think Ron would think if he knew you were at it?
00:51:11Don't care.
00:51:12How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:14Come on.
00:51:14Okay?
00:51:15No more of these stupid games.
00:51:16You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:16I know.
00:51:17Let's go.
00:51:18I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:20I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:23Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:34Oh my God.
00:51:36Oh shit.
00:51:50Oh my God.
00:51:58Is she okay?
00:52:00Is she okay?
00:52:02Hey.
00:52:02Hey.
00:52:03Look at me.
00:52:04Look at me.
00:52:04Look at me.
00:52:05Hey.
00:52:06Hey.
00:52:06You okay?
00:52:07I can't.
00:52:08I can't.
00:52:08I can't feel it.
00:52:09I can't feel it.
00:52:10Just try to breathe.
00:52:11Just try to breathe.
00:52:12All right.
00:52:12Hey.
00:52:15I'm going to be okay.
00:52:17All right.
00:52:18It hurts.
00:52:18Let's get you.
00:52:19Hey.
00:52:19Let's get you.
00:52:22Okay.
00:52:24Get out of my way.
00:52:28Move.
00:52:28Move.
00:52:30Just put me down, Brett.
00:52:32Here you go.
00:52:32Put you down.
00:52:33Hurry.
00:52:34You know, you could have died.
00:52:36And Chad, I mean, my God, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this
00:52:40close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:42Anybody who's had a brain cell would realize he's a total fucking douche bag, right?
00:52:45That's not fair.
00:52:46What's not fair?
00:52:48What's not fair?
00:52:49What am I not understanding?
00:52:50Huh?
00:52:51What don't I understand?
00:52:51That I don't know how this works, okay?
00:52:54I'm sorry.
00:52:55I'm figuring it out.
00:52:57I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:52:58You know what?
00:52:59That's fantastic.
00:52:59I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:02You're not any better than me.
00:53:04I'm not any better?
00:53:05What did I do?
00:53:05How am I not any better?
00:53:07What are you talking about?
00:53:08You're worse.
00:53:08I jumped in the pool.
00:53:10I saved your life.
00:53:11And now what?
00:53:11I'm an asshole?
00:53:12How am I worse?
00:53:13You're worse because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:16Yeah.
00:53:17Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:20Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:23Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:53:26Yeah, I know.
00:53:26I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:29You know, I don't understand.
00:53:34You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:38That's the worst thing.
00:53:40That's it.
00:53:40I did.
00:53:41No, no.
00:53:41I fell in love with you.
00:53:42I'm in love with you.
00:53:43And you're my brother's best friend.
00:53:45I know that.
00:53:46I know.
00:53:47Susan, why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:53Am I crazy?
00:53:54Do you not feel anything?
00:53:57Because you're playing with my feelings.
00:53:58And you can't keep doing that.
00:54:01Okay?
00:54:03I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:06Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:08Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:09I'm going to tell you to stop.
00:54:11I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:18Fuck it.
00:54:34I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:44Listen, you have no idea every single time I saw you with him.
00:54:49I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me than just my best friend's sister.
00:54:55Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:58I made a promise to run.
00:55:00But you know what?
00:55:07I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:19I think about you every day, every morning, and every night.
00:55:27And every single time I close my eyes, it's you that I see.
00:55:34Every time.
00:55:46I want you to take me right here, right now.
00:56:05So what are we now?
00:56:12What do you want us to be?
00:56:15What do you want me to be?
00:56:18I want you to be mine.
00:56:23I think I already am.
00:56:28But what about Ron?
00:56:29He's going to kill you.
00:56:31I know Ron loves you very much.
00:56:33He's very protective older brother, but I think he'll come around when he sees...
00:56:40...how much I love you.
00:56:46I don't know, I think I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:56:53Just for now.
00:56:55I don't want you to keep it a secret.
00:56:57I know.
00:57:00But it's just for a little, until we find the right moment.
00:57:06Yeah.
00:57:07Yeah.
00:57:08I don't know until you're away.
00:57:10We'll be secret lovers.
00:57:27Thinking about you.
00:57:37Hi, Captain.
00:57:39When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:40I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now.
00:57:44I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you.
00:57:47Oh, well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me, don't.
00:57:53My legs are killing me and I really like your car.
00:57:58Oh, I know you love my car.
00:57:59He grabbed me by the waist, hoisting me up, putting me on the hood of his car.
00:58:03Brett, stop.
00:58:04Don't read my smut.
00:58:06I'm telling you, every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart, into my soul.
00:58:12He trails kisses from my neck to my breasts, gently sucking and biting.
00:58:17Holy shit.
00:58:19That is literal trash, but why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey when he says it?
00:58:25I feel so hot right now.
00:58:29Palms my center.
00:58:31Slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:33Are you away, Allie?
00:58:34Fuck.
00:58:38Fuck.
00:58:43Oh my god, someone's coming.
00:58:44Um, I have to go fake my own death.
00:58:46Bye.
00:58:47I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:59:07Hey.
00:59:08Are you okay?
00:59:09You sounded sick.
00:59:10Do you need help?
00:59:10Mind your own business, Virgin Mary.
00:59:13You think just because Brett took a chance on you once, you're on my level now?
00:59:17I was just trying to help.
00:59:20Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:59:25Shoot.
00:59:26I'm late.
00:59:46Brett.
00:59:48That's Allison's.
00:59:49Uh, I found it in the bathroom.
00:59:51If I'd known it was your little girlfriend's, I never would have touched it.
01:00:10Let's see what you're up to.
01:00:13Hey.
01:00:14Hey.
01:00:15You found my bag.
01:00:16I was looking for that.
01:00:18No problem.
01:00:22Attention all members of the cheerleading squad.
01:00:25It has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs.
01:00:30I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now, otherwise, will be forced to contact the campus police for a
01:00:38thorough search.
01:00:39Well, I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend.
01:00:44Right?
01:00:45I'm sorry, but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like ten minutes ago.
01:00:48Excuse me.
01:00:49I was fixing my makeup.
01:00:50It sounded like you were retching.
01:00:52And I asked you if you were a...
01:00:53Look at this.
01:00:54This is perfection.
01:00:55It's every girl's dream.
01:00:56I don't need shortcuts.
01:00:58And we all know someone who could lose a little weight.
01:01:00I mean, after all, who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy?
01:01:05Search me.
01:01:06I have nothing to hide.
01:01:11Your turn, Scott.
01:01:13Sure, but I...
01:01:15Rita!
01:01:17Jackpot.
01:01:19Well, well, well.
01:01:20Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes.
01:01:23I knew it.
01:01:25No one gets that good that quick without cheating.
01:01:28Allison, performance-enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad.
01:01:33Coach, I promise you I've never seen those before, okay?
01:01:36Those aren't mine.
01:01:37Right.
01:01:38A cheater and a liar.
01:01:41Coach, please listen to me.
01:01:43I've never seen those.
01:01:44I don't know what they are.
01:01:45I'm lying.
01:01:46It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us.
01:01:49They're mine.
01:01:50Yeah, those are actually, uh, my, uh, vitamins.
01:01:53Did you forget I asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning?
01:01:57Yeah, sorry.
01:01:57I should have, uh, labeled them or something.
01:01:59He's right.
01:02:00They're just vitamins.
01:02:01No, they aren't.
01:02:02Uh, Miss Russo, how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of the
01:02:07these banned substances?
01:02:08I just, they look suspicious.
01:02:12Well, we were just worried about the integrity of the team.
01:02:16Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate.
01:02:18That's enough.
01:02:19All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate.
01:02:23Rita, you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately.
01:02:27What?
01:02:27You can't do that.
01:02:29Championships are in two weeks.
01:02:31Nobody else knows the whole routine.
01:02:32I mean, I know it.
01:02:33Yeah, every count, every formation, I could step up and do it.
01:02:38You little bitch.
01:02:39You think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me?
01:02:41That's enough, Rita.
01:02:43My decision is final.
01:02:49Listen up.
01:02:49When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss, you're gonna have a little timing issue.
01:02:53You want us to drop her?
01:02:55She could get seriously hurt.
01:02:56That's the point.
01:02:58Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading.
01:03:00So tragic.
01:03:01I can't do that.
01:03:02Coach will kill me.
01:03:04Fine.
01:03:04Then say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms.
01:03:08I know everything, girls.
01:03:10Every dirty little secret.
01:03:12Do exactly as I say, or you're gone.
01:03:14Your call.
01:03:15And make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up.
01:03:25Very sweet.
01:03:28What happened back there?
01:03:29How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:32I saw Rita putting something in your bag.
01:03:35So I swapped it out.
01:03:38I knew it.
01:03:39I knew she was up to something.
01:03:40You know, I heard her in the bathroom like ten minutes before.
01:03:43Yeah, she was throwing up.
01:03:46It was when we were...
01:03:47When we were having...
01:03:52Bone sex.
01:03:56So she's the one who interrupted my grand finale.
01:03:59Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:04:03Hey, do you...
01:04:05Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:07Seriously, go put that garbage in your head.
01:04:09I don't have one to say anything like that again.
01:04:11I mean, I'm being serious, though.
01:04:12I'm being serious, too.
01:04:13Allison.
01:04:15Perfect is who you are.
01:04:16Yeah.
01:04:18I'll always be there...
01:04:20To catch you when you fall.
01:04:23Always.
01:04:26All right.
01:04:27On the count, you both perform an elevated prep.
01:04:30Rita, you're up first.
01:04:32Then Allison.
01:04:44Okay, Allison.
01:04:46Hey, great job, you guys.
01:04:48You killed it.
01:05:12Hey, I told you to catch you.
01:05:15Brett, you just saved my life.
01:05:22I guess that makes me like a bag of tree wheat or something, huh?
01:05:25Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:27You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:30Are you kidding me?
01:05:31They almost dropped me.
01:05:32I could have been paralyzed.
01:05:33I could have died.
01:05:35That would have been the best news of my life.
01:05:37Rita, that is a disgusting thing to say.
01:05:40Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team.
01:05:45Oh, Brett.
01:05:48Oh, my gosh.
01:05:49I really appreciate that catch.
01:05:50I almost had a heart attack.
01:05:52All right, everyone.
01:05:53In light of the performances and character,
01:05:56I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the new captain.
01:06:04Wow.
01:06:06Congratulations, Captain Scott.
01:06:07I'm proud of you.
01:06:09Wanna show me just how proud you are?
01:06:13And that's game.
01:06:15State loses 21 to 35.
01:06:19Allie.
01:06:20Look, I know.
01:06:21Is that what you wanted?
01:06:22It's okay.
01:06:23Because you did good.
01:06:24That's all that matters.
01:06:25Thanks, bro.
01:06:26I'm gonna go take a piss.
01:06:27I'll be right back.
01:06:27Ew.
01:06:28Don't ever touch me again, weirdo.
01:06:30Yo.
01:06:31Allison.
01:06:32She is.
01:06:33Looking good, baby.
01:06:35Y'all do private shows?
01:06:36You know, something with a little extra bump and grind.
01:06:39You're so gross.
01:06:42Yo, what the hell?
01:06:43Are you serious?
01:06:44What?
01:06:45What's going on?
01:06:45I'm just waiting for the MVP.
01:06:47Don't play with me, bitch.
01:06:49You've been teasing me for weeks.
01:06:50I'm in your dreams.
01:06:52How about you spend more time training on the field
01:06:54so that what happens today never happens again?
01:06:57You think you're so fucking special.
01:07:00Why?
01:07:00You know, everyone knows how you got the captain's position.
01:07:03How?
01:07:04By sucking your way to the top.
01:07:06I mean, that must be how you got out there.
01:07:08Considering how much you suck while you play.
01:07:11You shameless whore.
01:07:13Hey!
01:07:14What more than what?
01:07:16I do.
01:07:17You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:19She's a public bus.
01:07:20Everybody gets a ride.
01:07:22Hey!
01:07:24Hey!
01:07:24Hey, fuckface.
01:07:27You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth!
01:07:30Run!
01:07:32Run!
01:07:32Hey!
01:07:33That's enough!
01:07:35What's going on here?
01:07:36I mean, coach, we all saw it.
01:07:38Chad was going to hit her.
01:07:39You're going to hit her?
01:07:41Get my office now!
01:07:42You!
01:07:43With me!
01:07:44This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:46Let's...
01:07:46We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:49All right.
01:07:51You sure you're on me?
01:07:56It's a really nasty cut, Brett.
01:07:58You could have broken your hand.
01:08:00Yeah, well, it was totally worth it.
01:08:02Never let anybody get away with cheating like that.
01:08:05Shut up.
01:08:12You know, I could kind of get used to this, having, uh, nurse Allison around, take care of me, help
01:08:17me out.
01:08:19Yo, guys, 304.
01:08:20I think it's this one.
01:08:21Let's go see the hero.
01:08:22Oh, shit.
01:08:24No, that's Ron and the whole team.
01:08:25They can't see us like this.
01:08:28I won't let him.
01:08:29Let's tell him.
01:08:30Let's tell him the truth.
01:08:31In front of the entire team.
01:08:34Ron's gonna kill you.
01:08:37What do you want to do?
01:08:38Let's hide.
01:08:39Okay.
01:08:45Brett!
01:08:46Yo, Brett, you in there?
01:08:47Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man.
01:08:49God, you have no idea how crazy you drive me.
01:08:55You know, every single time I see you, all I can think about is, uh, doing this.
01:09:03You need a hand, man?
01:09:04No, I got everything I need, uh, right here.
01:09:13You gotta be quiet.
01:09:17Let's see what happens.
01:09:20Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man.
01:09:23Hey, you know what?
01:09:23It, uh, takes me a very long time, assholes.
01:09:36I feel what you did.
01:09:38I feel what you did to me.
01:09:40It's kinda hard to miss.
01:09:42Yeah.
01:09:44Hard to.
01:09:46Brett, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man.
01:09:48We got your food.
01:09:49It's gonna get cold.
01:09:49You know my hands are soft, bro.
01:09:51I can help you.
01:09:52Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, all right?
01:09:53I'm gonna be a little while.
01:09:55All right, let's just give him some space.
01:09:57Enjoy your blue balls.
01:09:58Yeah, don't pull muscles.
01:09:59You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today.
01:10:02I think I've earned some, uh,
01:10:05Alice in physical therapy time,
01:10:07if you know what I mean.
01:10:09You know, you could have just asked.
01:10:11You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
01:10:31No, I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:10:52Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed.
01:10:55I've heard the halftime show's gonna break the internet.
01:10:57Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:10:58Sick.
01:11:00Ladies and gentlemen,
01:11:01let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad.
01:11:04Led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:11:08I will end you.
01:11:10Leave it.
01:11:13Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:15You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:17Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:11:19She fought it with illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:22And her dealer?
01:11:23Tyler, look no further than your MVP,
01:11:26Brett Harrison.
01:11:31That's, that's not true.
01:11:33You know what?
01:11:34I don't care.
01:11:35Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:37She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:40Just ask them yourself.
01:11:41Oh, really?
01:11:43Let's ask the SWAT then.
01:11:47Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:50He said he had good stuff.
01:11:53But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:11:56You know, that's bullshit.
01:11:58I have proof.
01:12:01I know real doctors.
01:12:03I've got pills.
01:12:05Allie,
01:12:06no more being blackmailed.
01:12:08Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:12This is insane, okay?
01:12:14I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:16Oh, sweetie.
01:12:17It's all coming out now.
01:12:18I saw her taking pills for practice.
01:12:21We trusted you.
01:12:22Cheater!
01:12:23You son of a...
01:12:25Hey, anybody who messes with her, messes with me.
01:12:28Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:30She's using you.
01:12:31For the clout?
01:12:32For the status?
01:12:33Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:36Nobody.
01:12:36A total bottom feeder.
01:12:38Rita, you know what?
01:12:38You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:12:40How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:42And what'd you do to it?
01:12:43You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:45Boo!
01:12:47Listen, just...
01:12:48Please listen to me.
01:12:49Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:12:50This is my sister, okay?
01:12:51She would never do something like this.
01:12:54And here come the pretzels.
01:12:57All right, that's enough.
01:12:58That's enough.
01:12:59Now,
01:13:00in light of these
01:13:01significant allegations,
01:13:02as well as the evidence
01:13:04that has been presented,
01:13:05I have no choice.
01:13:07Allison Scott,
01:13:08you are hereby removed
01:13:09from your position
01:13:10as captain of the cheerleader team.
01:13:12Furthermore,
01:13:12you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:15pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:17Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:19Hold on.
01:13:20Hold it.
01:13:21If you would please
01:13:22look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:24I know some real doctors
01:13:26that can help you guys
01:13:26get healthy
01:13:27at the right by any means.
01:13:28No more pills,
01:13:29no more purging,
01:13:30no more blackmail.
01:13:31You'd really help us?
01:13:32Absolutely.
01:13:33Listen,
01:13:33you guys are never gonna have to
01:13:34take any of your
01:13:35to take your spells ever again.
01:13:36So,
01:13:36what's the catch?
01:13:38We're gonna make Rita
01:13:39take some of her own medicine.
01:13:40This video,
01:13:41this is the real conversation,
01:13:43not the edited one
01:13:45that Rita just played.
01:13:47Not for the drugs.
01:13:49These are the drugs
01:13:50that I gave the girls.
01:13:51They're vitamins.
01:13:52You can get these
01:13:53at any pharmacy
01:13:53in the world.
01:13:55You wanna check these out,
01:13:55principal?
01:13:59He's right.
01:14:00These are common supplements.
01:14:02Everybody,
01:14:03Rita is the one
01:14:04who has been forcing
01:14:05her teammates
01:14:05to take dangerous
01:14:06weight loss supplements.
01:14:08She's been threatening them
01:14:09if they wouldn't comply.
01:14:10And she's been shaming them,
01:14:11degrading them
01:14:12for the bodies
01:14:12that they have.
01:14:13Now,
01:14:14every body is different,
01:14:15but all bodies
01:14:16are beautiful.
01:14:17Rita sabotaged Allison
01:14:18for one reason,
01:14:19one reason only,
01:14:19because she was a threat.
01:14:21She threatened
01:14:21the total control
01:14:22that Rita had
01:14:23over the entire squad.
01:14:24And it's horrible.
01:14:25Because Allison,
01:14:26she's a beautiful person.
01:14:28And she would never
01:14:28do anything like this.
01:14:30And she deserves
01:14:30to be the cheer captain.
01:14:34That's not true.
01:14:35He's lying.
01:14:36She's the one
01:14:37who's drugging the team.
01:14:38Lock her up!
01:14:40Lock her up!
01:14:41Lock her up!
01:14:42Lock her up!
01:14:43You fucking bitch!
01:14:44You ruined my life!
01:14:47You ruined it yourself.
01:14:59Look at you,
01:15:01playing the victim.
01:15:02You've been throwing
01:15:03yourself at me
01:15:03for weeks.
01:15:05Just when I give you
01:15:06a chance,
01:15:07you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:09Nothing but a little...
01:15:10Shut up, dude.
01:15:11Shut up.
01:15:12What are you gonna do
01:15:13about it, Harrison?
01:15:14I don't have to do anything.
01:15:15You're gonna get exactly
01:15:16what you deserve
01:15:16right now.
01:15:17Mr. Williams!
01:15:21Apparently,
01:15:22we've had a number
01:15:23of allegations
01:15:24of sexual harassment
01:15:25against you
01:15:26from various female students.
01:15:28As of now,
01:15:29you are officially suspended
01:15:30from all school activities.
01:15:31What?
01:15:32No!
01:15:33My father...
01:15:34Your father
01:15:34may have his name
01:15:35on the library,
01:15:36but I assure you,
01:15:37his money will not
01:15:38buy you immunity.
01:15:39You can take him away.
01:15:41Artie's over.
01:15:42Let go.
01:15:42No!
01:15:43I'll throw you off!
01:15:44This isn't over!
01:15:47And as for you,
01:15:48Ms. Scott,
01:15:49on behalf of the entire
01:15:51administration,
01:15:53I would like to apologize
01:15:54to you
01:15:56for everything
01:15:56that you've had to endure.
01:15:58And as of now,
01:15:59you can consider yourself
01:16:00officially reinstated
01:16:01as captain.
01:16:03You can consider yourself
01:16:04officially reinstated
01:16:06as captain.
01:16:08Thank you, Principal.
01:16:10All right, everyone.
01:16:11Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:13I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:14But we have a game
01:16:16to get back to.
01:16:17So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:18Woo!
01:16:21Let's win!
01:16:33Touchdown!
01:16:35State University wins it all!
01:16:39Woo!
01:16:41Woo!
01:16:42Woo!
01:16:45Woo!
01:16:46Woo!
01:16:47Woo!
01:16:47Woo!
01:16:49Woo!
01:16:53Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
01:17:04Hey! Allison!
01:17:08The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:13Hey, well you know what, uh, he's cool, eh?
01:17:17I think he knew before we did.
01:17:20I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:22I love you too, quarterback.
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