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My Dad Is Poseidon FULL DRAMA 2026 [Full Movie] [Official Release]Full EP - Full
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:34Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers!
01:03When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:10Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire!
01:39Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:42I'm retired.
01:43Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:05Who the hell broke my new console?
02:07I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:10Sire!
02:11You're finally stepping in!
02:26Go fight somewhere else.
02:27Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king!
02:31Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do?
02:56Turn me back right now!
02:59No!
03:02Sire!
03:03The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:06Lead us against Olympus!
03:07We beg you!
03:09Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:12I'm retired.
03:13I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles.
03:23Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry.
03:41I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait.
03:47Pointy ears.
03:48A dryage?
03:49A dryage?
03:49What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:55He's just a regular human.
03:57A total nerd.
03:58Damn it.
03:59Damn it.
04:00The Aphrodisiant's kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here.
04:12Way harder than I pictured.
04:15I was drugged.
04:16I was drugged.
04:17This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:19If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:22I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn.
04:31You really know how to flip my switch.
04:41I need more.
04:43A lot more.
04:51Don't stop.
04:52Get harder.
04:54Squeeze me tighter.
04:56Oh!
05:02Don't stop.
05:03Get harder.
05:09Squeeze me tighter.
05:10I got.
05:11Leora!
05:12I know you're in there!
05:14Nowhere left to run!
05:15Damn it.
05:16He tracked me.
05:29Leora.
05:31You're my fiance.
05:32You belong with me.
05:34Come home.
05:35Get away!
05:36Dylan!
05:38As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:45Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:49You slept with someone?
05:51Who screwed up my plan?
05:55Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:58News flash, tough guy.
05:59Real men don't need tricks.
06:01You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:09So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:12You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:21Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:23Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:26Can't push too hard yet.
06:30I won't kill him.
06:32But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:44Forget today ever happened.
06:46Go back to your life.
07:00Seriously?
07:01Can't I just play my game for once?
07:13Those assholes are back already.
07:15What are you talking about?
07:22Hey, pencil neck.
07:24I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:25Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:29Dylan who?
07:30Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:32Keep acting tough.
07:33Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:36Even Nereus' seafo give him a wide burn.
07:50You asked for this.
08:04You one-shotted pants-topping orcers?
08:07Who the hell are you?
08:09Who the hell are you?
08:19Asshole.
08:20Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:22Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:25What are you whining about?
08:28Nothing.
08:29Heat's too low.
08:29Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:36Molly?
08:37Gods make heroes with it you seasoned food?
08:43Huh.
08:44Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:52Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:55Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:57Yeah, baby.
08:59But he retired recently.
09:01We're gonna find him now.
09:10I'm badly wounded.
09:12I don't have much time.
09:14Find Lily's real father.
09:16Leave her with him.
09:18I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:22Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:38There it is.
09:46Liara's wounded bad.
09:48Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:50Lifetime of easy living.
09:56What the hell was that?
09:58Nothing.
09:59Just swapped a bug.
10:04That girl from five years ago.
10:05You came looking for me?
10:09She's your daughter.
10:10We need you now.
10:13So you're my dad?
10:15You're actually pretty handsome.
10:17This aura?
10:18She's got my blood.
10:26Who did this?
10:27Don't worry about it.
10:29Just keep Lily safe.
10:34Mommy?
10:36Mommy?
10:37Mommy?
10:38Mommy?
10:40Mommy?
10:54It's too late, boss.
10:56Her heartbeat's fading fast.
10:57She's lost.
11:12Somebody help me!
11:26give me a name leora who did this i'm going to tear them apart
11:32it was
11:55your father sold you to me a long time ago you're my fiance my property
11:59you filthy whore spread your legs for some stray dog
12:06but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:14no let go
12:17with nymph blood in my veins even olympus will bow to me
12:29i got careless diving near a shipwreck my fault shipwreck those cuts are surgical leora someone
13:07did this to you
13:13jack you
13:17ambrosia residue golden apple sap i studied this in grad's time greek meth said it could
13:23raise the dead for mortals where the hell did you get this
13:27more try it
13:39these ingredients where did you get them
13:47it's my first time meeting daddy i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:15what a lively little snack
14:29i just fished this stuff out of the bay you want more i've got a ton of it laying around
14:34this guy's luck is insane
14:38a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:43is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:46you're safe here liria
14:51we've got a kid together now
14:54i'm not letting anything touch
14:56you
14:57or lily
14:58jack i'm grateful but i
15:00daddy help
15:04something's trying to eat me
15:08lily's in trouble
15:15i i'm not tasty
15:17my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:20please don't eat me
15:25divine power runs through this girl
15:29devour you
15:30and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:49oh
15:51oh
15:51oh
15:51oh
15:51oh
15:51oh
15:52oh
15:52oh
15:52oh
15:54oh
15:54oh
15:58oh
16:01oh
16:02oh
16:07oh
16:08What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:12Mommy!
16:14I've got you, baby.
16:17Touch my kid again, and I'll rip my head off your shoulders!
16:22Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:27Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
16:35Two courses for the price of one!
16:44You bitch!
16:51Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
16:58Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:10You...Posei?
17:12That kid's his. No wonder the power's so pure.
17:16That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
17:27What the hell just happened? It ran?
17:30Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:36Me? No way. Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:42Wait. Maybe it sensed the Guardian of the Sea Vault?
17:47Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
17:54About that monster.
18:00Failed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:06I'm back and forth!
18:08I...
18:08I...
18:09I...
18:10I...
18:11I....
18:11I...
18:12I...
18:14I...
18:14I...
18:25I...
18:46My liege
18:48Have mercy
18:48I didn't know she was your daughter
18:50I swear it
18:50Please spare my life
18:52No problem
18:53Thank you my lord
18:54Thank you for your mercy
18:55Try to remember that in your next life
19:10Enjoying the show
19:21My king
19:22We had nothing to do with the Hydra
19:24We swear
19:24Listen to me
19:26If any of you take one step near my daughter again
19:29I will skin you alive
19:31Now
19:33Get the fuck out of my sight
19:34Yes
19:35Yes my liege
19:48My love
19:49Since you refuse to tell me who did this to you
19:51I'll just have to dig up the truth myself
20:02That wild god
20:04That wild god
20:04Pan's always pulling power grabs
20:05But Poseidon
20:07Guy's long gone
20:08Probably fish food in some trench
20:10Right
20:11Sea god myth
20:12Ancient history
20:13Wanna bet
20:14There ain't no sea king anymore
20:27The world's the same as ever
20:29The dead are louder than the living
20:32Who the hell are you?
20:33You're in Hades territory, asshole
20:46Poseidon?
20:58Is Hades still breathing?
21:00If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:06Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:14I don't have time for this.
21:16I'm not wasting it on you.
21:17I need a background check.
21:23You know who I am?
21:25Hades' ace.
21:26You crash my spot, you die here!
21:51Little fish.
22:00Hades' staff?
22:02One shot?
22:03The Sea King!
22:04He's real!
22:07Hades!
22:08You hiding?
22:09Come out!
22:10Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
22:13One!
22:15Two!
22:19Thank the fates!
22:21The boss is here!
22:27Boss!
22:28This bum!
22:34You idiot!
22:36Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown!
22:38You're done!
22:39Get out!
22:40In front of Poseidon.
22:42You're ants.
22:43I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:49My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
22:53I'm not here for fun.
22:54Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:01Understood.
23:02I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:04You have three days.
23:05I'll be back.
23:10Everyone!
23:11Drop what you're doing!
23:12Full sweep on the Leora and Child!
23:14Every resource, every contact!
23:17Now!
23:17Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:19Yes, boss!
23:26Poseidon's back.
23:27Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:39Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:41Kid comes with us alive.
23:42She's still hurt.
23:43Easy pickets.
23:44Let's move!
23:57We'll make a nice stew.
23:59Surprise daddy for lunch?
24:01Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:05Ha ha ha ha!
24:07A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:11Pathetic.
24:14Who are you?
24:16Dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold, or I drag your corpse back.
24:22Mommy?
24:24Who's the ugly goat man?
24:26Hand over the kid!
24:35Stay away from my daughter!
24:37Don't you dare touch her!
24:54Mommy, you're bleeding!
24:57This forest is locked down.
24:59Surrender now.
25:01I'll go with you.
25:02On one condition.
25:04Let my daughter go!
25:05No!
25:06No, Mommy!
25:07I'm not leaving you!
25:09I'm not leaving you!
25:19Kid's mine.
25:21You die.
25:25You poisoned me?
25:29My poison fog.
25:31The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:35Give up!
25:37You've gone too far.
25:39Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
25:44You're wounded.
25:46Poisoned.
25:48Done.
25:50The kid's coming with me.
25:53Don't touch her!
25:55Come at me!
25:56Feisty one.
25:58Dylan wants you dead.
26:00But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:09Such a pretty face.
26:11All mine now.
26:16Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:25Lily, Lily, run!
26:28Get out of here!
26:32Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
26:43Lily!
27:05You touch my woman.
27:07You're a dead man.
27:09My poison.
27:15Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:21You okay, babe?
27:23So you're the boyfriend.
27:24Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:44Jack, keep Lily safe.
27:46Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
27:49Shut up and go!
27:50Now!
28:02If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:07Run all you want!
28:08My pack tears you both apart!
28:22No!
28:26No!
28:27Excuse me!
28:37No!
28:39No!
28:39No!
29:01Daddy, don't leave Mommy.
29:03I don't want to lose her.
29:05Shh, Lily, don't cry.
29:07Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:09We're going back for her right now.
29:17Hand over the kid.
29:19I'll make your death quick.
29:28Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:33Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:36Okay.
29:40You are the best.
29:49Some nobody dare stare me down?
29:52You're asking to die.
29:56You're not human.
29:58Who the hell are you?
29:59My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
30:02Disappear.
30:21Okay, Lily.
30:23Lily, you can turn around now.
30:27Daddy, what happened to the bad guy?
30:31He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:40Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
30:42Don't move.
30:44Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys.
30:46I'll be right back.
30:52Daddy, be careful.
30:55Don't worry, Lily.
30:57No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:05That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
31:07How much longer you got?
31:09Let me have my fun first.
31:12So what?
31:14I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:27Damn, you take a hit well.
31:30Let's enjoy this body.
31:32Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:35For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:42No signal?
31:43You trying to hog the glory?
31:45More coming.
31:46Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:48No choice.
31:49I'm taking them down with me.
31:51This the woman Dylan wants?
31:53Where the kid?
31:54Some guy took the brat.
31:57Useless.
31:58Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:04Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:10You all want to come at once?
32:12Then die together.
32:13Pick your graves.
32:27Why did you come back?
32:30Where's Lily?
32:34Lily's safe.
32:35Don't push yourself.
32:38So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:41Her taste is trash.
32:44Beg now.
32:45And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:48Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:51End it fast.
32:54You?
32:55In our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:57Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:01Just hold on a little longer.
33:03Jack means more to me than anything.
33:06I won't let him get hurt.
33:17You want my husband?
33:19Step over my corpse first!
33:21In a hurry to die?
33:23Fine!
33:24I'll oblige!
33:25ķ•Øź»˜!
33:30Let him go!
33:44Let him escape!
33:46Let him escape!
33:50He's shattered!
33:52No!
33:54Come on!
33:55You're half dead already!
33:57How the hell did you knock me back?!
33:59The sea is sinking, those are Poseidon's warriors!
34:04This... can't be...
34:30Ancient Ekithra? The coastal legend monster? Why would she be here?
34:37Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:43No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:47They're coming for us. We're finished!
34:50Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
34:52Lyra Vale has been captured. Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:00They're here for me! Jack, stay behind me!
35:04With me here, no one touches you.
35:06Stop saying that, Jack! Look around! We're surrounded! We could actually die here!
35:16My Lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:23You worthless creature!
35:26You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:36Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:48You're...
35:50You're...
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