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FiancéE'S Betrayal Dante'S Inferno - A Soldier'S Revenge Against Family Betrayal
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00:00:00You
00:00:04It's been three years since my long mission now. I finally get to see my fiance and family again
00:00:13Nice flowers
00:00:14You great taste
00:00:16Thanks there for my fiance. Oh, she's going to love them
00:00:24It's a blowout sale ladies and gentlemen, so hand over your fucking money and phones well
00:00:30This won't take long
00:00:33And you start emptying. Hey, get out of my way. You empty out that register. Give me all the cash
00:00:41Quickly here take this it's enough to pay for the entire store. Just take it and go
00:00:47I don't have time for this. We got we got a rich girl right here
00:00:51Well, you know what? I'm gonna take your money, honey. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna take it out. I'm gonna take
00:00:55you to
00:00:57What you got down here?
00:00:59Leave her alone asshole nice camo pants, buddy. What are you soldier boy?
00:01:27Kill him fuck
00:02:09Apologies for a delay, sir!
00:02:16What are you all doing here?
00:02:17We received a distress signal from your transmitter, sir.
00:02:20Oh.
00:02:23Must have dropped it by accident.
00:02:25You guys can take over from here.
00:02:29The president would like to award you with the Medal of Honor for your service.
00:02:33When's good for you?
00:02:34Let's hold off on that for now.
00:02:36First, I gotta go clean myself up and, uh, then I'm gonna go marry my fiancée.
00:02:45And I'd like to hold off on revealing my identity until all my family's there so I can share the
00:02:49moment with them.
00:02:50Understood, sir?
00:02:51You deserve it.
00:02:52Congrats in advance.
00:02:54Y'all have a good night.
00:02:56Officer Pierce, who is he?
00:02:57How could he put off the president's Medal of Honor ceremony?
00:03:00That's Dante Bosch, a marine raider known as Hellfire.
00:03:03He's Hellfire?
00:03:04The one who wiped out international terrorist cells seven times in a row without any casualties on our side?
00:03:10Yes.
00:03:11He brings Hellfire to our enemies.
00:03:14Hellfire?
00:03:17Three whole years.
00:03:19Top secret mission accomplished.
00:03:21Now, I'm finally back home.
00:03:24Ready to marry my Lilith and see my family.
00:03:32Dante, you're back.
00:03:35That's not my child.
00:03:39Well, I've been away for three years.
00:03:42How far along are you?
00:03:44Is that you, little bro?
00:03:46You're still alive?
00:03:47Yeah, of course I am.
00:03:51Wait.
00:03:53You too.
00:03:54Oh.
00:03:55Right.
00:03:57I knocked her out while you're gone.
00:04:03You're welcome.
00:04:05My fiancé cheated on me with my brother?
00:04:10Welcome home, Dante.
00:04:14Well, you disappeared for three years.
00:04:17You thought you were dead, honestly.
00:04:19Besides, your mother and I wanted a grandson, so...
00:04:22So what?
00:04:23So, I thought I'd be a good son and actually provide our parents with a grandchild.
00:04:27Like I said, you're welcome.
00:04:30Come on, man.
00:04:32It's a win-win.
00:04:33Still got half your genes.
00:04:34Hey, tell you what, I can make it call you Daddy if you want.
00:04:39Dante, I know this is a lot, but...
00:04:42I waited for you.
00:04:45Three years.
00:04:47I'm only human.
00:04:49But with my brother?
00:04:52I mean, you didn't wait for me.
00:04:55Oh, stop being so ungrateful, Dante.
00:04:57Do you know how much Virgil has done for us and Lilith these last three years?
00:05:02That's right.
00:05:03Your brother took it upon himself to give us a grandchild.
00:05:06And you are going to be his best man.
00:05:08His best man?
00:05:10I mean, have you lost your mind?
00:05:13You're picking a fight before you even step in the house?
00:05:15Lilith and I are getting married tomorrow.
00:05:19Come on, you're my little bro.
00:05:21Of course you've got to be my best man.
00:05:23Just picture it.
00:05:24You and your uniform presenting us on our wedding rings.
00:05:27Us?
00:05:27Blessed by an American hero.
00:05:30Oh, what a sight.
00:05:33I really can't believe you.
00:05:35I mean, it made sense.
00:05:38I spent the last three years serving this country.
00:05:42Defending our freedom in this is what I come home to?
00:05:45Enough with your holier-than-thou BS.
00:05:48You ever heard the expression, charity begins at home?
00:05:51What have you ever done for this family?
00:05:53Well, I did everything for this family.
00:05:55Enough!
00:05:57They really don't care.
00:05:59They're not listening to me at all.
00:06:04You are my son.
00:06:05And you are under my roof now.
00:06:07You will be your brother's best man.
00:06:13Come on, Dante.
00:06:15What's got you so miserable?
00:06:16Over what?
00:06:17A woman?
00:06:19Hey, don't you forget.
00:06:20You promised you'd be my best man when we were kids.
00:06:25I'll keep my word.
00:06:27Look at that.
00:06:28Good.
00:06:29Easy as pie.
00:06:30Oh, tell you what.
00:06:31I'm actually having my bachelor party tonight.
00:06:33Me and the boys going out.
00:06:35How about you drive us?
00:06:37Huh?
00:06:37You can finally get some quality time with my little bro.
00:06:41Come on up.
00:06:44Three years.
00:06:46Every time I almost died, I thought about my family and the woman I love waiting for me to come
00:06:50home.
00:06:51But this whole time, they didn't care about me.
00:06:54They betrayed me.
00:06:56This house isn't my home anymore.
00:06:59Nothing is keeping me here.
00:07:09Sir, I'm Lieutenant Arya, your presidential appointed side.
00:07:12Now the Pentagon is asking when you'll be ready for your next deployment.
00:07:18You guys have no idea how fucking horny my fiance gets when she's drunk.
00:07:24I mean, she will wrap her legs around me.
00:07:27And whose name does she scream when she comes?
00:07:29Does she scream yours or your brother?
00:07:32I'll tell you what.
00:07:33There's not much screaming going on.
00:07:35Her mouth's a little busy.
00:07:38Hey, there she is.
00:07:40Come here.
00:07:41Take a seat.
00:07:42Hey, um, where are you?
00:07:44Here.
00:07:49Come on.
00:07:50Take it.
00:07:51To your return, huh?
00:07:54Cheers.
00:07:55I'm just going to have water.
00:07:57I'm driving later.
00:07:57Oh, come on, soldier boy.
00:08:00Light it up.
00:08:01The war is over.
00:08:02It's not like you're manning a tank into fucking Iraq, huh?
00:08:06Get that stick out of your ass.
00:08:08Come on.
00:08:09If you drink too much, I'm going to always take this one home.
00:08:13I bet she's more fun than Lilith.
00:08:18Hey, I'll tell you what.
00:08:21Go, go over there and give this war hero the best lap dance of your fucking life, man.
00:08:28There you go.
00:08:33Oh.
00:08:37Look, you don't have to do...
00:08:40Okay.
00:08:45Don't be shy, soldier.
00:08:54Look at him.
00:08:57Look, you don't...
00:08:58I'm okay.
00:09:00Okay, that's enough, all right?
00:09:02Oh, shit, bro.
00:09:04I totally forgot.
00:09:06This guy, he's a little impaired in this department down there.
00:09:10What?
00:09:18Man to man.
00:09:21Honestly, I...
00:09:22I feel your pain.
00:09:23What do you mean by pain?
00:09:25That's such a terrible struggle.
00:09:27To talk about that sort of stuff as a man.
00:09:31What the hell are you talking about?
00:09:33Huh?
00:09:34Don't worry about it.
00:09:35Your little secret is safe with all of us.
00:09:38What the hell are they talking about?
00:09:40All right, fuck.
00:09:41Look, if you can't have a baby, because, you know, the...
00:09:47If you can't, don't worry.
00:09:49Because my baby is your baby.
00:09:52Okay, I don't give a shit.
00:09:54And when they're all grown up, they'll call you father.
00:09:58We'll give you two dads together.
00:10:02What a waste of a pretty face.
00:10:05Couldn't you?
00:10:05It's because he can't get it out.
00:10:08Hey, lucky for you.
00:10:10You'll just be dealing with me tonight, baby.
00:10:12Okay?
00:10:14You're drunk.
00:10:15And this isn't funny, all right?
00:10:17You're about to be a husband and a father.
00:10:21Oh, look up.
00:10:23Bro!
00:10:24It's my fucking bachelor party.
00:10:27Yeah.
00:10:28Stop being a fucking buzzkill.
00:10:30That's right, Dante.
00:10:31We can't go homo bricked up, because we're not like you.
00:10:37I'm going to wait in the car.
00:10:39Oh, fucking Jesus.
00:10:41You should have to stick up his tight ass all on it.
00:10:43I'll tell you what, Tony, Tony.
00:10:45I want you to call your boys.
00:10:46He needs to be humbled.
00:10:49He's going to have to roll up to your wedding in a wheelchair tomorrow.
00:10:53Come on, let's go have some fun, girls.
00:10:56What's up, soldier boy?
00:11:00I've been given a very special mission.
00:11:06Teach you a lesson about not talking back.
00:11:13get out.
00:11:14Fuck...
00:11:16I'm giving the shit.
00:11:16Take it out.
00:11:19Fuck...
00:11:22What's up,burg?
00:11:39I feel so okay.
00:11:40He'll be able to do it.
00:11:40I bet Dante's ass is on the floor, man.
00:11:45What the fuck?
00:11:48How is this possible?
00:11:49How do you do it?
00:11:50I love a bachelor party.
00:12:03Hi.
00:12:05Oh, God.
00:12:06Oh, my God.
00:12:07How much did he have to drink?
00:12:09Mmm, come on.
00:12:10Again?
00:12:13Dante, I'm going to walk all over you like the little bitch that you are, huh?
00:12:18He's out of it. He doesn't know what he's saying.
00:12:20Sure.
00:12:22Dante, you should get some rest, though.
00:12:23We have an early morning tomorrow for the wedding ring.
00:12:26Your brother is still here.
00:12:29Well, perfect. He can see what a slut you are for me.
00:12:33I survived every battlefield to come home to this.
00:12:37My brother in my bed.
00:12:39My fiancé in his arms.
00:12:41Now let's see how much ruin their betrayal can buy.
00:12:54Just one second.
00:12:55I'll wait for you, Dante.
00:12:57I don't care how long.
00:13:00Look, babe.
00:13:01I know this is sudden, but I have to leave on an emergency mission for three years.
00:13:07You're the love of my life.
00:13:11Will you marry me?
00:13:13Yes, yes, I will.
00:13:17Oh, my God.
00:13:19I'll wait for you.
00:13:21I don't care how long.
00:13:23Thank you, Lilith.
00:13:24I'll come back to you, all right?
00:13:25No matter what.
00:13:25I love you.
00:13:26I love you, too, Dante.
00:13:32Am I better than my brother?
00:13:33It's time I start living for myself.
00:13:36They're not my family anymore.
00:13:45Come in.
00:13:50Dante, where are you going?
00:13:56Don't worry about it.
00:13:57I gave you my word I'd be at the wedding tomorrow.
00:13:59Wherever I go after that's none of your business.
00:14:01I know this isn't fair to you.
00:14:03And I am so sorry.
00:14:06We're family now.
00:14:08Right?
00:14:09Yeah, well, you didn't sound very sorry just a second ago.
00:14:11It's not like that, I thought.
00:14:13I thought you weren't coming back.
00:14:16And Virgil, he's been with me this entire time, so...
00:14:19Okay, you told me you'd wait.
00:14:22But you replaced me the moment that the waiting got hard.
00:14:27And I was ready to give you the world.
00:14:30But you made your choice.
00:14:32I just wanted a happy family.
00:14:35And you...
00:14:36Well...
00:14:38You can't give me a child.
00:14:39Okay, who the hell told you that?
00:14:41I was ready to give you everything to be your husband and the father of your child.
00:14:46Well, what about you?
00:14:48Were you ever going to tell me?
00:14:50Virgil showed me your medical report.
00:15:00Okay, where did you get this?
00:15:02You believe this?
00:15:03Your doctor signed off on it.
00:15:04I mean, what were you going to do?
00:15:06How long were you going to string me along?
00:15:08You know what?
00:15:09It's not even worth talking about.
00:15:12I'm getting married tomorrow to Virgil.
00:15:14I'm having his baby.
00:15:17And he will be my husband.
00:15:20Wow.
00:15:22Piece of paper.
00:15:24I mean, that's all that it took for you to throw away everything that we had.
00:15:28Okay, that's enough.
00:15:29Virgil knows how to please me in ways I never even thought possible.
00:15:32But you...
00:15:33You never touched me.
00:15:35Not once.
00:15:37You just come home and pass out.
00:15:39I mean, why were you so tired?
00:15:40You're just a regular soldier.
00:15:42All right.
00:15:46I wish you two happiness.
00:15:49Thanks.
00:15:53Oh, and we're family now.
00:15:56So don't embarrass us tomorrow.
00:15:59Oh.
00:16:14Yeah, Aria, look into my medical records and find out who faked my report.
00:16:18And I want a briefing on my new deployment tomorrow after the wedding.
00:16:21It's time for me to move on.
00:16:27Uh, put the white flowers and the white candles on the tables.
00:16:31Make it romantic.
00:16:32Absolutely, Mrs. Bosch.
00:16:34Oh, I am so excited for my nephew Virgil's wedding.
00:16:38Hey, Dante, check this out.
00:16:41The suit that you ordered three years ago fits me perfectly.
00:16:45Look at how handsome you are.
00:16:48Thank you, Aunt Stacey.
00:16:50Marrying Lilith was my one and only dream.
00:16:53My brother knew that.
00:16:55And he stole my fiancé, my wedding, and now my suit.
00:17:00Tom, we'll serve Burgundy at the reception.
00:17:03Money is no option.
00:17:04Dante, mind covering the cost of the wine?
00:17:07What happened to the money I sent home?
00:17:09Dante, your brother Virgil started his new business, defense manufacturing.
00:17:14So we used that money to help him out.
00:17:16Three million dollars, all of it went to him?
00:17:21Sixty-nine dollars, that's all that's left.
00:17:24Sixty-nine.
00:17:25But think about it.
00:17:27I mean, the money would just be a waste, just sitting there, not being used.
00:17:32Don't you forget, I paid for the bachelor party.
00:17:35That money wasn't yours to spend.
00:17:38Dante, watch it.
00:17:39Your brother covered all the household expenses while you were gone.
00:17:43So what if we used a little bit of that money?
00:17:45Exactly.
00:17:46Once Virgil secures those government contracts, we'll all be billionaires.
00:17:49So stop being so stingy with your money now.
00:17:52Do you know how much your brother has done for us?
00:17:55And yet you're still here picking a fight with him on his wedding day, no less.
00:17:59Enough, Dante.
00:18:01If you can't give us a grandchild, at least stop embarrassing us.
00:18:09All right, all right.
00:18:10People are watching, Dante.
00:18:13Come on.
00:18:14As your uncle, I gotta say, you should try to be more like Virgil.
00:18:18Be more mature.
00:18:22Uh-uh-uh.
00:18:23Wait one second.
00:18:25Sign this first.
00:18:29Mom, you want me to transfer the house I bought to Virgil?
00:18:34Jesus Christ.
00:18:35He's getting married today.
00:18:36He's got a kid on the way.
00:18:37The house should be in his name.
00:18:39We're all family.
00:18:39What the hell's the problem?
00:18:41Exactly.
00:18:42And besides, Dante, you can't expect us to keep living with Mom and Dad now, can you?
00:18:49Run.
00:18:51Consider this my last act of charity.
00:18:58Ah, that's more like it.
00:19:00Don't forget how awkward last night was, fool.
00:19:06I know you'll never feel man enough until I'm gone.
00:19:10Yeah.
00:19:21She was supposed to wear that for me.
00:19:24Here you are.
00:19:25I'm here.
00:19:27Oh, you are just a person.
00:19:29Dante, I thought I told you not to embarrass me at my wedding.
00:19:32Embarrass you?
00:19:34Well, I just gave your new husband my entire life savings and my house.
00:19:38So congrats.
00:19:43Quiet, Dante!
00:19:44You're making a scene.
00:19:45And what's the big deal about the house?
00:19:47Just consider it a wedding gift.
00:19:48It's all right.
00:19:49I know why Dante's mad.
00:19:51It's my fault that he's not going to help out the family anymore.
00:19:55Dante, it's fine if you've grown distant from us over the years.
00:19:58But don't you fucking dare humiliate us today.
00:20:02Don't twist this on me.
00:20:03You traded me for him.
00:20:05For this piece of shit.
00:20:08What a sorry excuse for a son you are.
00:20:11I got a leg full of shrapnel from a tour in Nam.
00:20:14You're a pussy.
00:20:15You have done nothing for this goddamn family.
00:20:18And if you want to continue your theatrics today, get the hell out of here.
00:20:21That's right, Dante.
00:20:23Today is your brother's big day.
00:20:26Save the dramatics for after the wedding.
00:20:29Okay.
00:20:30Let's just take a deep breath and move on.
00:20:32We should all give Dante some grace.
00:20:35After all, he's not as mature as Virgil is.
00:20:39And don't fuck up your best man duties today.
00:20:41Whatever the hell you want to do in the future, that's on you, G.I. Joe.
00:20:45Look at these guys at each other's throat, as usual.
00:20:49There's nothing to worry about.
00:20:51All this roughhousing, it just shows how close they really are.
00:20:56That's exactly right, Uncle Bowen.
00:20:59Hey, been thinking you should make a best man speech.
00:21:03Come on, you can't say no to your brother.
00:21:06You stole my fiancé, spread rumors about me having E.D., spent all my money, and now you
00:21:12try to take my house?
00:21:14Virgil, you're going to pay for all of this at the wedding today.
00:21:19Of course.
00:21:23You can look forward to my speech.
00:21:32Sir, we've looked into the false medical records.
00:21:34Everything we found is on this drive.
00:21:36And we've frozen Virgil's bank accounts as you requested.
00:21:40This will all end today.
00:21:43You may now kiss the bride.
00:21:53Now, the brother of the groom would like to share a few words of blessing for the happy
00:21:58couple.
00:22:01Poor guy.
00:22:03His fiancé got knocked up by his brother, and he still has to be his best man.
00:22:08I heard about his performance issues.
00:22:11No woman wants to deal with that.
00:22:18Tony, I don't know if he's going to try anything stupid, but if he does, I want you to handle
00:22:21it.
00:22:22You got it?
00:22:22Yeah.
00:22:23I want to get a lay amount in one punch.
00:22:26Okay.
00:22:26I want to see a little blood.
00:22:28I want him humiliated.
00:22:30You got it.
00:22:31You got it.
00:22:32Now, you should sit back and enjoy the show, all right?
00:22:34Congratulations.
00:22:35Thank you, Matt.
00:22:36Yeah.
00:22:38Thank you all for coming today.
00:22:39I'm honored to be giving a speech as the best man and to give my blessings to the happy
00:22:44couple.
00:22:46So, the groom is my brother, and the bride is the woman I once loved.
00:22:51Now, I know I'm supposed to say something nice here, something heartfelt, but unfortunately,
00:22:57that's not going to happen today.
00:22:59A blessing is supposed to come from the heart.
00:23:02But this wedding, this union, was built entirely on lies and deception.
00:23:09But still, I've got a wedding gift for the newlyweds.
00:23:14It's a video.
00:23:15It's the true love story of the Boschies.
00:23:46It's been three years.
00:23:48It's been three years since my long mission.
00:23:49Now, I finally get to see my fiance and family again.
00:23:54Nice flowers.
00:23:56You have great taste.
00:23:58Thanks.
00:23:59They're for my fiance.
00:24:00Aw, she's going to love them.
00:24:05It's a blowout sale, ladies and gentlemen.
00:24:09So, hand over your fucking money and phones.
00:24:12Well, this won't take long.
00:24:15And you, start emptying it.
00:24:17Hey, get out of my way.
00:24:18You, empty out that register.
00:24:20Give me all the cash.
00:24:23Quickly!
00:24:24Here, take this.
00:24:25It's enough to pay for the entire store.
00:24:27Just take it and go.
00:24:29I don't have time for this.
00:24:30Look at this.
00:24:30We got a rich girl right here.
00:24:32Well, you know what?
00:24:33I'm going to take your money, honey.
00:24:35Oh, yeah.
00:24:35I'm going to take it out.
00:24:36I'm going to take you, too.
00:24:38What you got down here?
00:24:41Leave her alone, asshole.
00:24:42Nice camo pants, buddy.
00:24:45What are you, soldier boy?
00:25:09Kill him!
00:25:11Fuck!
00:25:51Apologies for a delay, sir.
00:25:58What are you all doing here?
00:25:59We received a distress signal from your transmitter, sir.
00:26:02Oh.
00:26:05Must have dropped it by accident.
00:26:07And you guys can take over from here.
00:26:11The president would like to award you with the Medal of Honor for your service.
00:26:15When's good for you?
00:26:16Let's hold off on that for now.
00:26:18First, I've got to go clean myself up.
00:26:21And then, I'm going to go marry my fiancée.
00:26:26And I'd like to hold off on revealing my identity until all my family's there,
00:26:30so I can share the moment with them.
00:26:32Understood, sir.
00:26:33You deserve it.
00:26:34Congrats in advance.
00:26:36Y'all have a good night.
00:26:37Officer Pierce, who is he?
00:26:39How can he put off the president's Medal of Honor ceremony?
00:26:41That's Dante Bosch, a marine raider known as Hellfire.
00:26:45He's Hellfire?
00:26:46The one who wiped out international terrorist cells seven times in a row without any casualties on our side?
00:26:52Yes.
00:26:53He brings Hellfire to our enemies.
00:26:56Hellfire?
00:26:59Three whole years.
00:27:01Top secret mission accomplished.
00:27:03Now, I'm finally back home.
00:27:06Ready to marry my Lilith and see my family.
00:27:14Dante, you're back.
00:27:17That's not my child.
00:27:21I've been away for three years.
00:27:24How far along are you?
00:27:26Is that you, little bro?
00:27:28You're still alive?
00:27:29Yeah, of course I am.
00:27:33Wait.
00:27:35You too.
00:27:36Oh, right.
00:27:38I knocked her up while you're gone.
00:27:45You're welcome.
00:27:47My fiance cheated on me with my brother?
00:27:52Welcome home, Dante.
00:27:56Well, you disappeared for three years.
00:27:59We thought you were dead, honestly.
00:28:01Besides, your mother and I wanted a grandson, so...
00:28:04So what?
00:28:04So, I thought I'd be a good son and actually provide our parents with a grandchild.
00:28:09Like I said, you're welcome.
00:28:12Come on, man.
00:28:14It's a win-win.
00:28:15Still got half your genes.
00:28:16Hey, tell you what.
00:28:17I can make it call you daddy if you want.
00:28:21Dante, I know this is a lot, but I waited for you three years.
00:28:29I'm only human.
00:28:31But with my brother?
00:28:34I mean, you didn't wait for me.
00:28:37Oh, stop being so ungrateful, Dante.
00:28:39Do you know how much Virgil has done for us and Lilith these last three years?
00:28:44That's right.
00:28:45Your brother took it upon himself to give us a grandchild.
00:28:47And you are going to be his best man.
00:28:50His best man?
00:28:52I mean, have you lost your mind?
00:28:55You're picking a fight before you even step in the house?
00:28:57Lilith and I are getting married tomorrow.
00:29:01Come on, you're my little bro.
00:29:02Of course you gotta be my best man.
00:29:05Just picture it.
00:29:06You and your uniform presenting us our wedding rings.
00:29:08Us blessed by an American hero.
00:29:12Oh, what a sight.
00:29:15I really can't believe you.
00:29:17I mean, it made sense.
00:29:20I spent the last three years serving this country.
00:29:23Defending our freedom and this is what I come home to?
00:29:27Enough with your holier-than-thou BS.
00:29:30You ever heard the expression, charity begins at home?
00:29:32What have you ever done for this family?
00:29:34Well, I did everything for this family.
00:29:37Enough!
00:29:39They really don't care.
00:29:41They're not listening to me at all.
00:29:45You are my son.
00:29:47And you are under my roof now.
00:29:49You will be your brother's best man.
00:29:55Come on, Dante.
00:29:56What's got you so miserable?
00:29:58Over what?
00:30:00A woman?
00:30:01Hey, don't you forget.
00:30:02You promised you'd be my best man when we were kids.
00:30:07I'll keep my word.
00:30:09Look at that.
00:30:10Good.
00:30:10Easy as pie.
00:30:12Oh, tell you what.
00:30:13I'm actually having my bachelor party tonight.
00:30:15Me and the boys going out.
00:30:17How about you drive us?
00:30:19Huh?
00:30:20Could finally get some quality time with my little bro.
00:30:23Come on, huh?
00:30:26Three years.
00:30:27Every time I almost died,
00:30:29I thought about my family
00:30:30and the woman I love
00:30:31waiting for me to come home.
00:30:32But this whole time,
00:30:34they didn't care about me.
00:30:36They betrayed me.
00:30:38This house isn't my home anymore.
00:30:41Nothing is keeping me here.
00:30:50Sir, I'm Lieutenant Arya,
00:30:52your presidential appointed side.
00:30:54Now, the Pentagon is asking
00:30:56when you'll be ready for your next deployment.
00:31:00You guys have no idea
00:31:02how fucking horny my fiancee gets
00:31:05when she's drunk.
00:31:06I mean, she will wrap her legs around me.
00:31:09And whose name does she scream when she comes?
00:31:11Does she scream yours or your brother's?
00:31:14I'll tell you what,
00:31:15there's not much screaming going on.
00:31:17Her mouth's a little busy.
00:31:20Hey, hey, there she is.
00:31:22Come here.
00:31:23Come, take a seat.
00:31:24Hey, um,
00:31:25where are you?
00:31:26Here.
00:31:30Come on, take it.
00:31:33So you return, huh?
00:31:36Cheers.
00:31:37I'm just gonna have water.
00:31:38I'm driving later.
00:31:39Oh, come on, soldier boy.
00:31:42Light it up.
00:31:43The war is over.
00:31:44It's not like you're manning a tank
00:31:45into fucking Iraq, huh?
00:31:46Ah!
00:31:47Ah!
00:31:48Get that stick out of your ass.
00:31:50Come on!
00:31:51If you drink too much,
00:31:53gonna always take this one home.
00:31:55Hmm?
00:31:56I bet she's more fun than Lilith.
00:32:00Hey,
00:32:02I'll tell you what,
00:32:02go over there
00:32:04and give this war hero
00:32:06the best slap dance
00:32:08of your fucking life, man.
00:32:10Hey,
00:32:10there you go.
00:32:15Ugh.
00:32:19Look,
00:32:19you don't have to do...
00:32:21Okay.
00:32:27Don't be shy,
00:32:29soldier.
00:32:36Look at him.
00:32:40I'm okay.
00:32:41Okay,
00:32:42that's enough,
00:32:43all right?
00:32:44Oh,
00:32:45shit, bro.
00:32:46I totally forgot.
00:32:48This guy,
00:32:48he's a little impaired
00:32:50in this department
00:32:51down there.
00:32:52What?
00:33:00Honestly,
00:33:03I feel your pain.
00:33:05What do you mean
00:33:06my pain?
00:33:07That's such a terrible struggle
00:33:09to talk about
00:33:10that sort of stuff
00:33:11as a man.
00:33:13What the hell
00:33:13are you talking about?
00:33:15Shh.
00:33:15Huh?
00:33:15Yes.
00:33:16Don't worry about it.
00:33:17Your little
00:33:18secret is safe
00:33:19with all of us.
00:33:20What the hell
00:33:21are they talking about?
00:33:22All right,
00:33:23fuck.
00:33:24If you can't have a baby,
00:33:25because,
00:33:26you know,
00:33:27the...
00:33:29If you can't,
00:33:30don't worry.
00:33:31Because my baby
00:33:33is your baby.
00:33:34Okay,
00:33:34I don't give a shit.
00:33:35and when they're
00:33:36all grown up,
00:33:38they'll call you
00:33:39father.
00:33:40We'll give me
00:33:41two dads together.
00:33:44What a waste
00:33:45of a pretty face.
00:33:47Couldn't you,
00:33:47it's because
00:33:47he can't get it out?
00:33:50Hey,
00:33:51lucky for you,
00:33:52you'll just be dealing
00:33:53with me tonight,
00:33:53baby.
00:33:54I'm gonna...
00:33:56you're drunk
00:33:57and this isn't funny,
00:33:58all right?
00:33:59You're about to be
00:33:59a husband
00:33:59and a father.
00:34:03Oh,
00:34:03look up on the guitar?
00:34:05Bro!
00:34:06It's my fucking
00:34:07bachelor party.
00:34:08Yeah.
00:34:10Stop being
00:34:10a fucking buzzkill.
00:34:12That's right,
00:34:12Dante.
00:34:13We can't go
00:34:14homo bricked up
00:34:15because we're
00:34:15not like you.
00:34:19I'm gonna wait
00:34:19in the car.
00:34:21Fuck,
00:34:21fucking Jesus.
00:34:23You should have
00:34:23to stick up
00:34:24his tight asshole.
00:34:25I'll tell you what,
00:34:26Tony, Tony.
00:34:27I want you to call
00:34:27your boys.
00:34:28He needs to be humbled.
00:34:31He's gonna have
00:34:31to roll up
00:34:32to your wedding
00:34:32in a wheelchair
00:34:33tomorrow.
00:34:34Come on,
00:34:35let's go have
00:34:35some fun, girls.
00:34:38What's up,
00:34:39soldier boy?
00:34:42I've been given
00:34:43a very special mission.
00:34:48Teach you a lesson
00:34:49about not talking back.
00:34:58Kick his ass!
00:35:26What the fuck?
00:35:29How is this possible?
00:35:31How do you do it?
00:35:32I love a bachelor party.
00:35:49How much did he have
00:35:50to drink?
00:35:51Come on.
00:35:52Again?
00:35:54Dante,
00:35:55I'm gonna walk
00:35:56all over you
00:35:57like the little
00:35:57bitch that you are,
00:35:59huh?
00:36:00He's out of it.
00:36:01He doesn't know
00:36:02what he's saying.
00:36:03Sure.
00:36:03Dante,
00:36:04you should get
00:36:04some rest, though.
00:36:05We have an
00:36:05early morning
00:36:06tomorrow
00:36:07for the wedding.
00:36:08Hey,
00:36:08your brother
00:36:09is still here.
00:36:11Well,
00:36:11perfect.
00:36:11You can see
00:36:12what a slut
00:36:12you are for me.
00:36:15I so loved
00:36:16every battlefield
00:36:17to come home
00:36:18to this.
00:36:19My brother
00:36:20in my bed,
00:36:21my fiance
00:36:21in his arms.
00:36:23Now let's see
00:36:23how much ruin
00:36:24their betrayal
00:36:25can buy.
00:36:29I don't like
00:36:30my back's right there.
00:36:35Just one sec.
00:36:37I'll wait for you,
00:36:38Dante.
00:36:39I don't care
00:36:39how long.
00:36:42Look, babe,
00:36:43I know this is
00:36:44sudden,
00:36:44but I have to leave
00:36:46on an emergency mission
00:36:47for three years.
00:36:49You're the love
00:36:50of my life.
00:36:53Will you marry me?
00:36:55Yes,
00:36:55yes,
00:36:56I will.
00:36:59Oh,
00:36:59my God.
00:37:01I'll wait for you.
00:37:03I don't care
00:37:03how long.
00:37:04Thank you,
00:37:05Lilith.
00:37:06I'll come back
00:37:06to you,
00:37:07all right?
00:37:07No matter what,
00:37:07I love you.
00:37:08I love you too,
00:37:09Dante.
00:37:13Am I better
00:37:14than my brother?
00:37:15It's time
00:37:16I start living
00:37:16for myself.
00:37:18They're not
00:37:19my family anymore.
00:37:27Come in.
00:37:32Dante,
00:37:33where are you going?
00:37:38Don't worry about it.
00:37:39I gave you my word
00:37:40I'd be at the wedding
00:37:41tomorrow.
00:37:41Wherever I go after that,
00:37:42it's none of your business.
00:37:43I know this isn't fair to you,
00:37:44and I am so sorry.
00:37:47We're family now,
00:37:50right?
00:37:50Yeah,
00:37:51well,
00:37:51you didn't sound very sorry
00:37:52just a second ago.
00:37:53It's not like that,
00:37:54I thought.
00:37:55I thought you weren't
00:37:56coming back.
00:37:58And Virgil,
00:37:59he's been with me
00:38:00this entire time,
00:38:01so...
00:38:01Okay,
00:38:02you told me you'd wait.
00:38:04But,
00:38:05you replaced me
00:38:06the moment
00:38:06that the waiting
00:38:06got hard.
00:38:09You know,
00:38:09I was ready
00:38:10to give you the world.
00:38:12I thought you made
00:38:12your choice.
00:38:13I just wanted
00:38:14a happy family.
00:38:16And you,
00:38:18well,
00:38:19you can't give me
00:38:20a child.
00:38:21Okay,
00:38:21who the hell
00:38:21told you that?
00:38:23I was ready
00:38:23to give you everything
00:38:24to be your husband
00:38:25and the father
00:38:25of your child.
00:38:28Well,
00:38:28what about you?
00:38:30Were you ever
00:38:30going to tell me?
00:38:32Virgil showed me
00:38:33your medical report.
00:38:34Okay.
00:38:35Okay.
00:38:42Okay,
00:38:43where did you
00:38:43get this?
00:38:44You believed this?
00:38:44Your doctor
00:38:45signed off on it.
00:38:46I mean,
00:38:47what were you
00:38:47going to do?
00:38:48How long
00:38:49were you going
00:38:49to string me along?
00:38:50You know,
00:38:51it's not even
00:38:52worth talking about.
00:38:54I'm getting married
00:38:55tomorrow to Virgil.
00:38:56I'm having his baby
00:38:59and he will be
00:38:59my husband.
00:39:03a piece of paper.
00:39:06I mean,
00:39:06that's all
00:39:07that it took
00:39:07for you to throw
00:39:08away everything
00:39:09that we had.
00:39:09Okay,
00:39:10that's enough.
00:39:11Virgil knows
00:39:11how to please me
00:39:12in ways I never
00:39:12even thought possible.
00:39:14But you,
00:39:16you never touched me.
00:39:17Not once.
00:39:19You just come home
00:39:20and pass out.
00:39:21I mean,
00:39:21why were you so tired?
00:39:22You're just a regular soldier.
00:39:24All right.
00:39:28I wish you two happiness.
00:39:31Thanks.
00:39:35Oh,
00:39:36and
00:39:36we're family now.
00:39:38So don't embarrass us tomorrow.
00:39:55Yeah, Arya,
00:39:56look into my medical records
00:39:58and find out
00:39:58who faked my report.
00:40:00And I want a briefing
00:40:01on my new deployment
00:40:02tomorrow after the wedding.
00:40:03It's time for me
00:40:04to move on.
00:40:09I'll put the white flowers
00:40:11and the white candles
00:40:12on the tables.
00:40:12Make it romantic.
00:40:14Absolutely,
00:40:15Mrs. Bosch.
00:40:16Oh,
00:40:17I am so excited
00:40:18for my nephew
00:40:19Virgil's wedding.
00:40:20Hey,
00:40:22Dante,
00:40:22check this out.
00:40:23The suit
00:40:24that you ordered
00:40:24three years ago
00:40:25fits me perfectly.
00:40:27Look at how handsome
00:40:29you are.
00:40:30Thank you,
00:40:31Aunt Stacey.
00:40:32Marrying Lilith
00:40:32was my one
00:40:33and only dream.
00:40:35My brother knew that
00:40:36and he stole
00:40:37my fiancee,
00:40:39my wedding,
00:40:40and now my suit.
00:40:42Tom,
00:40:42we'll serve burgundy
00:40:43at the reception.
00:40:44Money is no option.
00:40:46Dante,
00:40:47mind covering
00:40:48the cost of the wine?
00:40:49What happened
00:40:50to the money
00:40:50I sent home?
00:40:51Dante,
00:40:51your brother Virgil
00:40:53started his new business,
00:40:54Defense Manufacturing,
00:40:56so we used that money
00:40:57to help him out.
00:40:58Three million dollars,
00:40:59all of it went to him?
00:41:03Sixty-nine dollars,
00:41:04that's all that's left.
00:41:06Sixty-nine.
00:41:07But think about it.
00:41:09I mean,
00:41:09the money would just be
00:41:10a waste
00:41:11just sitting there,
00:41:12not being used.
00:41:14Don't you forget,
00:41:15I paid for the bachelor party.
00:41:17That money wasn't
00:41:18yours to spend.
00:41:19Dante,
00:41:20watch it.
00:41:21Your brother
00:41:22covered all the
00:41:23household expenses
00:41:24while you were gone,
00:41:25so what if we used
00:41:26a little bit of that money?
00:41:27Exactly.
00:41:28Once Virgil secures
00:41:29those government contracts,
00:41:30we'll all be billionaires,
00:41:31so stop being so stingy
00:41:33with your money now.
00:41:34Do you know
00:41:34how much your brother
00:41:35has done for us?
00:41:37And yet you're still here
00:41:38picking a fight with him
00:41:39on his wedding day,
00:41:40no less.
00:41:41Enough, Dante.
00:41:42If you can't give us
00:41:43a grandchild,
00:41:44at least stop embarrassing us.
00:41:51All right, all right.
00:41:52People are watching, Dante.
00:41:55Come on.
00:41:56As your uncle,
00:41:56I gotta say,
00:41:57you should try to be
00:41:59more like Virgil.
00:42:00Be more mature.
00:42:03Uh-uh-uh.
00:42:05Wait one second.
00:42:07Sign this first.
00:42:11Mom, you want me to transfer
00:42:12the house I bought
00:42:13to Virgil?
00:42:15Jesus Christ.
00:42:17He's getting married today.
00:42:18He's got a kid on the way.
00:42:19The house should be
00:42:20in his name.
00:42:20We're all family.
00:42:21What the hell's the problem?
00:42:23Exactly.
00:42:24And besides, Dante,
00:42:26you can't expect us
00:42:27to keep living
00:42:27with mom and dad now,
00:42:28can you?
00:42:31Run.
00:42:33Consider this
00:42:34my last act of charity.
00:42:39Ah, that.
00:42:41That's more like it.
00:42:42Don't forget how awkward
00:42:44last night was.
00:42:48I know you'll never
00:42:49feel man enough
00:42:51until I'm gone.
00:42:52Yeah.
00:43:02Oh.
00:43:04She was supposed
00:43:04to wear that for me.
00:43:06We are.
00:43:07Come here.
00:43:08Come here.
00:43:09Oh, you are just
00:43:10a pretty.
00:43:11Dante, I thought
00:43:12I told you not
00:43:13to embarrass me
00:43:13at my wedding.
00:43:14Embarrass you.
00:43:16Well, I just gave
00:43:17your new husband
00:43:18my entire life savings
00:43:19and my house.
00:43:20So congrats.
00:43:25Quiet, Dante!
00:43:26You're making a scene.
00:43:27And what's the big deal
00:43:28about the house?
00:43:29Just consider it
00:43:29a wedding gift.
00:43:30It's all right.
00:43:31I know why Dante's mad.
00:43:33It's my fault
00:43:34that he's not going
00:43:35to help out
00:43:35the family anymore.
00:43:36Dante, it's fine
00:43:37if you've grown distant
00:43:39from us over the years,
00:43:40but don't you
00:43:41fucking dare
00:43:42humiliate us today.
00:43:44Don't twist this
00:43:44on me.
00:43:45You traded me
00:43:46for him.
00:43:47For this piece
00:43:48of shit.
00:43:50What a sorry excuse
00:43:52for a son you are.
00:43:53I got a leg full of
00:43:54shrapnel from
00:43:54a tour in Nam.
00:43:55You're a pussy.
00:43:57You have done nothing
00:43:58for this goddamn family.
00:43:59And if you want to
00:44:00continue your theatrics
00:44:01today, get the hell
00:44:03out of here.
00:44:03That's right, Dante.
00:44:05Today is your brother's
00:44:06big day.
00:44:08Save the dramatics
00:44:08for after the wedding.
00:44:10Okay.
00:44:12Let's just take
00:44:12a deep breath
00:44:13and move on.
00:44:14We should all give
00:44:15Dante some grace.
00:44:17After all,
00:44:18he's not as mature
00:44:19as Virgil is.
00:44:21And don't fuck up
00:44:22your best man duties
00:44:23today.
00:44:23Whatever the hell
00:44:24you want to do
00:44:25in the future,
00:44:25that's on you,
00:44:26G.I. Joe.
00:44:27Look at these guys
00:44:28at each other's throat
00:44:30as usual.
00:44:31There's nothing
00:44:32to worry about.
00:44:33All this roughhousing,
00:44:35it just shows
00:44:35how close
00:44:36they really are.
00:44:38That's exactly right,
00:44:40Uncle Bowen.
00:44:41Hey,
00:44:42been thinking
00:44:42you should make
00:44:43a best man speech.
00:44:45Come on,
00:44:46you can't say no
00:44:47to your brother.
00:44:47You stole my fiancee,
00:44:50spread rumors
00:44:50about me having A.D.,
00:44:52spent all my money,
00:44:53and now you try
00:44:54to take my house?
00:44:55Virgil,
00:44:57you're going to pay
00:44:58for all of this
00:44:59at the wedding today.
00:45:01Of course.
00:45:02Yeah.
00:45:04You can look forward
00:45:06to my speech.
00:45:13Sir,
00:45:14we've looked into
00:45:15the false medical records.
00:45:16Everything we found
00:45:17is on this drive,
00:45:18and we've frozen
00:45:19Virgil's bank accounts
00:45:20as you requested.
00:45:22This will all end today.
00:45:24You may now kiss the bride.
00:45:35now the brother
00:45:36of the groom
00:45:37would like to share
00:45:38a few words of blessing
00:45:39for the happy couple.
00:45:43Poor guy.
00:45:45His fiancee
00:45:46got knocked up
00:45:46by his brother,
00:45:47and he still has
00:45:48to be his best man.
00:45:50I heard about
00:45:51his performance issues.
00:45:53No woman wants
00:45:54to deal with that.
00:45:58Tony,
00:46:00I don't know
00:46:00if he's going
00:46:01to try anything stupid,
00:46:01but if he does,
00:46:02I want you to handle it.
00:46:03You got it?
00:46:04Yeah.
00:46:05Get a lay him out
00:46:06in one bunch.
00:46:08I want to see
00:46:09a little blood.
00:46:10I want him humiliated.
00:46:12You got it.
00:46:13You got it.
00:46:14Now you should sit back
00:46:15and enjoy the show,
00:46:16all right?
00:46:16Congratulations.
00:46:17Thank you, man.
00:46:19Thank you all
00:46:20for coming today.
00:46:21I'm honored
00:46:22to be giving a speech
00:46:23as the best man
00:46:23and to give my blessings
00:46:26to the happy couple.
00:46:27So the groom
00:46:29is my brother,
00:46:29and the bride
00:46:30is the woman
00:46:32I once loved.
00:46:33Now I know
00:46:34I'm supposed to say
00:46:34something nice here,
00:46:36something heartfelt,
00:46:38but unfortunately
00:46:39that's not going
00:46:40to happen today.
00:46:41A blessing
00:46:42is supposed
00:46:43to come from the heart.
00:46:44But this wedding,
00:46:45this union,
00:46:47was built entirely
00:46:49on lies
00:46:50and deception.
00:46:51But still,
00:46:53I've got a wedding gift
00:46:54for the newlyweds.
00:46:56It's a video.
00:46:57It's the true love story
00:46:59of the Boshes.
00:47:28It's been three years
00:47:30since my long mission.
00:47:31Now I finally get to see
00:47:33my fiancé and family again.
00:47:36Nice flowers.
00:47:38You have great taste.
00:47:40Thanks.
00:47:41They're for my fiancé.
00:47:42Aw, she's going to love them.
00:47:47It's a blowout sale,
00:47:49ladies and gentlemen.
00:47:51So hand over
00:47:51your fucking money
00:47:52and phones.
00:47:54Well,
00:47:54this won't take long.
00:47:56And you,
00:47:58start emptying,
00:47:58hey,
00:47:59get out of my way.
00:48:00You,
00:48:00empty out that register.
00:48:02Give me all the cash.
00:48:04Quickly!
00:48:05Here,
00:48:06take this.
00:48:07It's enough to pay
00:48:08for the entire store.
00:48:09Just take it
00:48:10and go.
00:48:10I don't have time for this.
00:48:12Look at this.
00:48:12We got a rich girl
00:48:14right here.
00:48:14But you know what?
00:48:15I'm going to take
00:48:16your money, honey.
00:48:17Oh yeah,
00:48:17I'm going to take it.
00:48:18I'm going to take you, too.
00:48:21What you got down here?
00:48:23Leave her alone, asshole.
00:48:24Nice camo pants, buddy.
00:48:27What are you,
00:48:28soldier boy?
00:48:29What?
00:48:51Kill him.
00:48:53Fuck!
00:48:54Fuck!
00:48:57Fuck!
00:49:07Fuck!
00:49:33Apologies for our delays, sir!
00:49:40What are you all doing here?
00:49:41We received a distress signal from your transmitter, sir.
00:49:44Oh.
00:49:47Must have dropped it by accident.
00:49:49You guys can take over from here.
00:49:53The President would like to award you with the Medal of Honor for your service.
00:49:57One's good for you.
00:49:58Let's hold off on that for now.
00:50:00First, I gotta go clean myself up and, uh, then...
00:50:05I'm gonna go marry my fiancée.
00:50:08And I'd like to hold off on revealing my identity until all my family's there so I can share the
00:50:13moment with them.
00:50:14Understood, sir. You deserve it. Congrats in advance.
00:50:18Y'all have a good night.
00:50:19Officer Pierce, who is he? How could he put off the President's Medal of Honor ceremony?
00:50:23That's Dante Bosch, a marine raider known as Hellfire.
00:50:27He's Hellfire? The one who wiped out international terrorist cells seven times in a row without any casualties on our
00:50:33side?
00:50:33Yes. He brings Hellfire to our enemies.
00:50:38Hellfire?
00:50:41Three whole years. Top secret mission accomplished.
00:50:45Now, I'm finally back home. Ready to marry my Lilith and see my family.
00:50:56Dante, you're back.
00:50:59That's not my child.
00:51:03I've been away for three years.
00:51:06How far along are you?
00:51:08Is that you, little bro? You're still alive?
00:51:11Yeah, of course I am.
00:51:15Wait.
00:51:17You too.
00:51:18Oh, right.
00:51:20I knocked her out while you're gone.
00:51:26You're welcome.
00:51:28My fiancé cheated on me with my brother?
00:51:34Welcome home, Dante.
00:51:38Well, you disappeared for three years.
00:51:41Yes. We thought you were dead, honestly.
00:51:43Besides, your mother and I wanted a grandson, so...
00:51:45So what?
00:51:46So, I thought I'd be a good son and actually provide our parents with a grandchild.
00:51:51Like I said, you're welcome.
00:51:54Come on, man!
00:51:56It's a win-win! Still got half your genes.
00:51:58Hey, tell you what, I can make it call you Daddy if you want.
00:52:02Dante, I know this is a lot, but I waited for you.
00:52:08Three years.
00:52:09Three years.
00:52:11I'm only human.
00:52:13But with my brother?
00:52:16I mean, you didn't wait for me.
00:52:18Oh, stop being so ungrateful, Dante.
00:52:21Do you know how much Virgil has done for us and Lilith these last three years?
00:52:26That's right.
00:52:27Your brother took it upon himself to give us a grandchild, and you are going to be his best man.
00:52:32His best man?
00:52:33I mean, have you lost your mind?
00:52:37You're picking a fight before you even step in the house?
00:52:39Lilith and I are getting married tomorrow.
00:52:43Come on, you're my little bro!
00:52:45Of course you gotta be my best man!
00:52:46Just picture it!
00:52:47You and your uniform presenting us our wedding rings.
00:52:50Us?
00:52:51Blessed by an American hero.
00:52:54Oh, what a sight.
00:52:57I really can't believe you.
00:52:59I mean, it made sense.
00:53:02I spent the last three years serving this country.
00:53:05Defending our freedom, and this is what I come home to?
00:53:09Enough with your holier-than-thou BS.
00:53:12You ever heard the expression, charity begins at home?
00:53:14What have you ever done for this family?
00:53:16Well, I did everything for this family.
00:53:19Enough!
00:53:21They really don't care.
00:53:23They're not listening to me at all.
00:53:27You are my son, and you are under my roof now.
00:53:31You will be your brother's best man.
00:53:36Come on, Dante.
00:53:38What's got you so miserable?
00:53:40Over what?
00:53:41A woman?
00:53:43Hey, don't you forget, you promised you'd be my best man when we were kids.
00:53:49I'll keep my word.
00:53:50Look at that.
00:53:52Good.
00:53:52Easy as pie.
00:53:53Oh, uh, tell you what, um, I'm actually having my bachelor party tonight.
00:53:57Me and the boys going out.
00:53:59How about you drive us?
00:54:01Huh?
00:54:01Could finally get some quality time with my little bro.
00:54:05Come on, huh?
00:54:08Three years.
00:54:09Every time I almost died, I thought about my family and the woman I love waiting for me to come
00:54:14home.
00:54:14But this whole time, they didn't care about me.
00:54:18They betrayed me.
00:54:20This house isn't my home anymore.
00:54:23Nothing is keeping me here.
00:54:32Sir, I'm Lieutenant Arya, your presidential appointed side.
00:54:36Now the Pentagon is asking when you'll be ready for your next deployment.
00:54:41You guys have no idea how fucking horny my fiancée gets when she's drunk.
00:54:48I mean, she will wrap her legs around me.
00:54:51And whose name does she scream when she comes?
00:54:53Does she scream yours or your brother's?
00:54:56I'll tell you what, there's not much screaming going on.
00:54:58Her mouth's a little busy.
00:55:02Hey, hey, there she is.
00:55:04Come here.
00:55:04Come, take a seat.
00:55:06Hey, um, where are you?
00:55:08Here.
00:55:12Come on, take it.
00:55:15To your return, huh?
00:55:18Cheers.
00:55:19I'm just going to have water.
00:55:20I'm driving later.
00:55:21Oh, come on, soldier boy.
00:55:24Light it up.
00:55:25The war is over.
00:55:26It's not like you're manning a tank into fucking Iraq, huh?
00:55:30Get that stick out of your ass.
00:55:32Come on.
00:55:33If you drink too much, I'm going to always take this one home.
00:55:37I bet she's more fun than Lilith.
00:55:42Hey, I'll tell you what.
00:55:44Go over there and give this war hero the best slap dance of your fucking life, man.
00:55:52Yeah, there you go.
00:56:00Look, you don't have to do...
00:56:03Okay.
00:56:09Don't be shy, soldier.
00:56:18Look at him.
00:56:20Look, you don't...
00:56:22I'm okay.
00:56:23Okay, that's enough, all right?
00:56:25Oh, shit, bro.
00:56:28I totally forgot.
00:56:29This guy, he's a little impaired in this department down there.
00:56:34What?
00:56:42Man-to-man.
00:56:44Honestly, I...
00:56:46I feel your pain.
00:56:47What do you mean, my pain?
00:56:49That's such a terrible struggle.
00:56:51To talk about that sort of stuff as a man.
00:56:55What the hell are you talking about?
00:56:57Huh?
00:56:58Don't worry about it.
00:56:59Your little secret is safe with all of us.
00:57:02What the hell are they talking about?
00:57:04All right, fuck.
00:57:05If you can't have a baby, because, you know, the...
00:57:11If you can't, don't worry.
00:57:13Because my baby is your baby.
00:57:16Okay, I don't give a shit.
00:57:17And when they're all grown up, they'll call you father.
00:57:22What do you mean?
00:57:23Two dads, two heather.
00:57:26What a waste of a pretty face.
00:57:28Couldn't you, it's because he can't get it out?
00:57:32Hey, lucky for you, you'll just be dealing with me tonight, baby.
00:57:36Okay.
00:57:38You're drunk.
00:57:39And this isn't funny, all right?
00:57:40You're about to be a husband and a father.
00:57:46Bro, it's my fucking bachelor party.
00:57:51Stop being a fucking buzzkill.
00:57:54That's right, Dante.
00:57:55We can't go home all bricked up because we're not like you.
00:58:00I'm going to wait in the car.
00:58:03Fucking Jesus.
00:58:05You should have to stick up his tight asshole.
00:58:07I'll tell you what, Tony, Tony.
00:58:08I want you to call your boys.
00:58:10He needs to be humbled.
00:58:13He's going to have to roll up to your wedding in a wheelchair tomorrow.
00:58:16Come on, let's go have some fun, girls.
00:58:20Sup, soldier boy.
00:58:24I've been given a very special mission.
00:58:30Teach you a lesson about not talking back.
00:58:39Kick his ass!
00:59:06What the fuck?
00:59:11How is this possible?
00:59:13How do you do it?
00:59:14I will have a bachelor party.
00:59:26Hi.
00:59:28Oh, God.
00:59:29Oh, my God.
00:59:31How much did he have to drink?
00:59:33Mmm, come on.
00:59:34Again?
00:59:37Dante, I'm going to walk all over you
00:59:38like the little bitch that you are, huh?
00:59:42He's out of it.
00:59:43He doesn't know what he's saying.
00:59:44Sure.
00:59:45Dante, you should get some rest, though.
00:59:47We have an early morning tomorrow for the wedding.
00:59:50Wait, your brother is still here.
00:59:52Well, perfect.
00:59:53You can see what a slut you are for me.
00:59:57I survived every battlefield to come home to this.
01:00:01My brother in my bed,
01:00:03my fiance in his arms.
01:00:04Now, let's see how much ruin their betrayal can buy.
01:00:17Just one sec.
01:00:19I'll wait for you, Dante.
01:00:20I don't care how long.
01:00:23Look, babe.
01:00:25I know this is sudden,
01:00:26but I have to leave on an emergency mission
01:00:29for three years.
01:00:30Look, you're the love of my life.
01:00:35Will you marry me?
01:00:37Yes, yes, I will.
01:00:41Oh, my God.
01:00:43I'll wait for you.
01:00:45I don't care how long.
01:00:46Thank you, Lilith.
01:00:47I'll come back to you, all right?
01:00:49No matter what, I love you.
01:00:50I love you, too, Dante.
01:00:55Am I better than my brother?
01:00:57It's time I start living for myself.
01:00:59Oh, my God.
01:01:00They're not my family anymore.
01:01:09Come in.
01:01:14Dante, where are you going?
01:01:20Don't worry about it.
01:01:21I gave you my word I'd be at the wedding tomorrow.
01:01:23Wherever I go after that's none of your business.
01:01:25I know this isn't fair to you,
01:01:27and I am so sorry.
01:01:29We're family now, right?
01:01:32Yeah, well, you didn't sound very sorry
01:01:34just a second ago.
01:01:35It's not like that, I thought.
01:01:37I thought you weren't coming back.
01:01:40And Virgil, he's been with me this entire time, so...
01:01:43Okay, you told me you'd wait.
01:01:46But you replaced me
01:01:47the moment that the waiting got hard.
01:01:51You know, I was ready to give you the world.
01:01:54But you made your choice.
01:01:55I just wanted a happy family.
01:01:59And you...
01:02:00Well...
01:02:01You can't give me a child.
01:02:03Okay, who the hell told you that?
01:02:05I was ready to give you everything
01:02:06to be your husband and the father of your child.
01:02:10Well, what about you?
01:02:11Were you ever going to tell me?
01:02:14Virgil showed me your medical report.
01:02:24Okay, where did you get this?
01:02:25You believed this?
01:02:26Your doctor signed off on it.
01:02:28I mean, what were you going to do?
01:02:30How long were you going to string me along?
01:02:32You know what?
01:02:33It's not even worth talking about.
01:02:36I'm getting married tomorrow to Virgil.
01:02:38I'm having his baby.
01:02:40And he will be my husband.
01:02:43Wow.
01:02:46A piece of paper.
01:02:47I mean, that's all that it took
01:02:49for you to throw away everything that we had.
01:02:51Okay, that's enough.
01:02:52Virgil knows how to please me
01:02:54in ways I never even thought possible.
01:02:56But you...
01:02:57You never touched me.
01:02:59Not once.
01:03:00You just come home and pass out.
01:03:03I mean, why were you so tired?
01:03:04You're just a regular soldier.
01:03:06All right.
01:03:10I wish you two happiness.
01:03:13Thanks.
01:03:17Oh, and...
01:03:18We're family now.
01:03:20So don't embarrass us tomorrow.
01:03:37Yeah, Aria, look into my medical records
01:03:39and find out who faked my report.
01:03:41And I want a briefing
01:03:42on my new deployment tomorrow after the wedding.
01:03:45It's time for me to move on.
01:03:51I'll put the white flowers
01:03:52and the white candles on the tables.
01:03:54Make it romantic.
01:03:56Absolutely, Mrs. Bosch.
01:03:58Oh, I am so excited
01:04:00for my nephew Virgil's wedding.
01:04:02Hey!
01:04:03Dante, check this out.
01:04:05The suit that you ordered three years ago
01:04:07fits me perfectly.
01:04:09Look at how handsome you are.
01:04:12Thank you, Aunt Stacey.
01:04:14Marrying Lilith was my one and only dream.
01:04:17My brother knew that.
01:04:18And he stole my fiancé,
01:04:21my wedding,
01:04:22and now my suit.
01:04:24Tom,
01:04:24we'll serve Burgundy at the reception.
01:04:26Money is no option.
01:04:28Dante,
01:04:29mind covering the cost of the wine?
01:04:31What happened to the money I sent home?
01:04:33Dante,
01:04:33your brother Virgil
01:04:35started his new business,
01:04:36Defense Manufacturing.
01:04:38So,
01:04:38we used that money to help him out.
01:04:40Three million dollars,
01:04:41all of it went to him?
01:04:45Sixty-nine dollars,
01:04:46that's all that's left.
01:04:48Sixty-nine.
01:04:49But think about it.
01:04:50I mean,
01:04:51the money would just be a waste
01:04:53just sitting there,
01:04:54not being used.
01:04:56Don't you forget,
01:04:57I paid for the bachelor party.
01:04:59That money wasn't yours to spend.
01:05:01Dante,
01:05:02watch it.
01:05:03Your brother covered
01:05:04all the household expenses
01:05:05while you were gone,
01:05:07so what if we used
01:05:07a little bit of that money?
01:05:09Exactly.
01:05:10Once Virgil secures
01:05:11those government contracts,
01:05:12we'll all be billionaires.
01:05:13So stop being so stingy
01:05:14with your money now.
01:05:15Do you know how much
01:05:17your brother has done for us?
01:05:19And yet you're still here
01:05:20picking a fight with him
01:05:21on his wedding day,
01:05:22no less.
01:05:23Enough, Dante.
01:05:24If you can't give us a grandchild,
01:05:26at least stop embarrassing us.
01:05:33All right, all right.
01:05:34People are watching, Dante.
01:05:37Come on.
01:05:38As your uncle,
01:05:38I gotta say,
01:05:39you should try to be more like Virgil.
01:05:42Be more mature.
01:05:45Uh-uh-uh.
01:05:47Wait one second.
01:05:49Sign this first.
01:05:53Mom, you want me to transfer
01:05:54the house I bought
01:05:56to Virgil?
01:05:57Jesus Christ!
01:05:58He's getting married today.
01:05:59He's got a kid on the way.
01:06:01The house should be in his name.
01:06:02We're all family.
01:06:03What the hell's the problem?
01:06:04Exactly.
01:06:05And besides Dante,
01:06:07you can't expect us
01:06:08to keep living with mom and dad now,
01:06:10can you?
01:06:13Run.
01:06:15Consider this my last act of charity.
01:06:20Ah, that.
01:06:22That's more like it.
01:06:24Don't forget how awkward
01:06:26last night was.
01:06:29I know you'll never feel man enough
01:06:32until I'm gone.
01:06:33Yeah.
01:06:43Oh.
01:06:45She was supposed to wear that
01:06:47for me.
01:06:48We are.
01:06:49Come here.
01:06:49Come here.
01:06:51Oh, you are just a pretty.
01:06:52Dante, I thought I told you
01:06:54not to embarrass me at my wedding.
01:06:56Embarrass you?
01:06:58Well, I just gave your new husband
01:06:59my entire life savings
01:07:01and my house.
01:07:02So, congrats.
01:07:06Quiet, Dante!
01:07:08You're making a scene.
01:07:09And what's the big deal
01:07:10about the house?
01:07:11Just consider it a wedding gift.
01:07:12It's all right.
01:07:13I know why Dante's mad.
01:07:15It's my fault that
01:07:16he's not going to help out
01:07:17the family anymore.
01:07:18Dante, it's fine
01:07:19if you've grown distant
01:07:20from us over the years,
01:07:22but don't you fucking
01:07:23dare humiliate us today.
01:07:25Don't twist this on me.
01:07:27You traded me for him.
01:07:29For this piece of shit.
01:07:32What a sorry excuse
01:07:33for a son you are.
01:07:35I got a leg full of shrapnel
01:07:36from a tour in Nam.
01:07:37You're a pussy.
01:07:38You have done nothing
01:07:40for this goddamn family.
01:07:41And if you want to continue
01:07:42your theatrics today,
01:07:44get the hell out of here.
01:07:45That's right, Dante.
01:07:47Today is your brother's
01:07:48big day.
01:07:49Save the dramatics
01:07:50for after the wedding.
01:07:52Okay.
01:07:53Let's just take a deep breath
01:07:55and move on.
01:07:56We should all give Dante
01:07:58some grace.
01:07:59After all,
01:08:00he's not as mature
01:08:01as Virgil is.
01:08:03And don't fuck up
01:08:03your best man duties today.
01:08:05Whatever the hell
01:08:06you want to do in the future,
01:08:07that's on you, G.I. Joe.
01:08:09Look at these guys
01:08:10at each other's throat
01:08:11as usual.
01:08:13There's nothing to worry about.
01:08:15All this roughhousing,
01:08:16it just shows
01:08:17how close they really are.
01:08:20That's exactly right,
01:08:22Uncle Bowen.
01:08:23Hey, been thinking?
01:08:24You should make
01:08:25a best man speech.
01:08:27Come on.
01:08:28You can't say no
01:08:28to your brother.
01:08:29You stole my fiancé,
01:08:31spread rumors
01:08:32about me having E.D.,
01:08:34spent all my money,
01:08:35and now you try
01:08:36to take my house?
01:08:38Virgil,
01:08:39you're going to pay
01:08:39for all of this
01:08:41at the wedding today.
01:08:42Of course.
01:08:46You can look forward
01:08:47to my speech.
01:08:55Sir, we've looked
01:08:57into the false medical records.
01:08:58Everything we found
01:08:59is on this drive,
01:09:00and we've frozen
01:09:01Virgil's bank accounts
01:09:02as you requested.
01:09:04This will all end today.
01:09:06You may now kiss the bride.
01:09:17Now, the brother of the groom
01:09:19would like to share
01:09:20a few words of blessing
01:09:21for the happy couple.
01:09:25Poor guy.
01:09:27His fiancé got knocked up
01:09:28by his brother,
01:09:29and he still has to be
01:09:30his best man.
01:09:32I heard about
01:09:33his performance issues.
01:09:35No woman wants
01:09:35to deal with that.
01:09:40Tony,
01:09:41I don't know
01:09:42if he's going to
01:09:43try anything stupid,
01:09:43but if he does,
01:09:44I want you to handle it.
01:09:45You got it?
01:09:46Yeah.
01:09:47I want you to lay him out
01:09:48in one punch.
01:09:49Okay.
01:09:50I want to see
01:09:51a little blood.
01:09:51I want him humiliated.
01:09:54You got it.
01:09:55You got it.
01:09:55Now, you should sit back
01:09:57and enjoy the show,
01:09:57all right?
01:09:58Congratulations.
01:09:59Thank you, Matt.
01:10:00Thank you all
01:10:02for coming today.
01:10:03I'm honored
01:10:03to be giving a speech
01:10:05as the best man
01:10:05and to give my blessings
01:10:07to the happy couple.
01:10:09So, the groom
01:10:11is my brother,
01:10:11and the bride
01:10:12is the woman
01:10:14I once loved.
01:10:15Now, I know
01:10:16I'm supposed to say
01:10:16something nice here,
01:10:18something heartfelt,
01:10:20but unfortunately,
01:10:21that's not going
01:10:22to happen today.
01:10:23A blessing
01:10:24is supposed
01:10:25to come
01:10:25from the heart.
01:10:26But this wedding,
01:10:27this union
01:10:29was built entirely
01:10:30on lies
01:10:32and deception.
01:10:33But still,
01:10:34I've got a wedding gift
01:10:36for the newlyweds.
01:10:37It's a video.
01:10:39It's the true love story
01:10:41of the Boshes.
01:10:55The Boshes.
01:10:56The Boshes.
01:10:58The Boshes.
01:10:59The Boshes.
01:11:05You
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