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00:00:00We found your fake Christmas wife make sure you use an alias. We can't have her know you the Harrison
00:00:04group CEO
00:00:05Mommy, why do we have to rent daddy? Where's my real one?
00:00:08Everyone knows Eva had a kid with a random one-night stand. I'll tell you when you're older.
00:00:13Daddy!
00:00:14Oh, well, I'm sorry. I'm not your dad.
00:00:18Why does she feel so funny?
00:00:20And then my family will get off my back.
00:00:22But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:00:26If it isn't a waste manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:00:30Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:00:33My fake wife has some fire in her.
00:00:35No feelings, no complications. That's what we agreed upon.
00:00:38That woman is manipulating you and she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:00:42It's time you actually know the truth.
00:00:44It's not real. None of it was real.
00:00:47How can she just walk away?
00:00:49What if I already found someone special?
00:00:51You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:00:54Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:01:05So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time.
00:01:07And this guy passes out.
00:01:09Alright, it's about that time.
00:01:11So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:01:19Yeah, him.
00:01:22Hi.
00:01:23Just play along.
00:01:25Six, five, four, three, two, one.
00:01:54You have a cute scar.
00:01:56It's just my birthmark.
00:01:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:02:02I don't want you to stop.
00:02:04I don't want you to stop, tell me now.
00:02:10I don't want you to stop, tell me now.
00:02:35Ah, I was so drunk last night.
00:02:38I can't remember who I was with.
00:02:43I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:02:51Happy New Year.
00:02:52Sam, it's me.
00:02:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:02:56I don't care how.
00:02:57Just do it.
00:02:58I will find you.
00:03:05Maximus, can't you get married already?
00:03:08Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:03:11I need grandkids.
00:03:12I need you to...
00:03:13Message received, Mom.
00:03:15I need to go now.
00:03:16I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:03:26Seven years.
00:03:27Why can't I ever find you?
00:03:30And why do you still haunt me?
00:03:39Still thinking about that girl?
00:03:41Boss, it's been years.
00:03:46I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:03:48Your vest, sir.
00:03:50But first, we found your fake Christmas wife.
00:03:52She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:03:54Blonde hair, red top.
00:03:55And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:03:58We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:04:02Good.
00:04:03Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:04:07Hi.
00:04:08One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:04:10And one hot chocolate.
00:04:13I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:04:16Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:04:21Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:04:23It's just for Christmas.
00:04:25But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:04:28Where's my real one?
00:04:30Uh...
00:04:36I'll tell you when you're older.
00:04:38Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:04:48Danny!
00:04:49Yo!
00:04:50What?
00:04:56Danny!
00:04:57Yo!
00:04:58I'm sorry.
00:05:00I'm not your dad.
00:05:01No, I know you're my dad.
00:05:03He does this handsome as I have.
00:05:05Oh.
00:05:06Mommy, hurry!
00:05:07Your Christmas husband has arrived!
00:05:16I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:05:19He's gorgeous.
00:05:26Why does she feel so familiar?
00:05:30She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:05:32Blonde hair, red top.
00:05:33You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:05:36So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:05:38See, I knew you were the new daddy we hired, right?
00:05:41Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:05:42What's your name?
00:05:44Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:05:46Max, Aurelius.
00:05:48Eva.
00:05:49We should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:05:53I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:05:56I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:06:00So, per hour agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:06:06$1,000 an hour?
00:06:07Well, yeah.
00:06:09It's $500 a day.
00:06:11Is that enough?
00:06:12That's the most that I can pay you.
00:06:14Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:06:16That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:06:18You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:06:20Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:06:22Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:06:25and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:06:27And then my family will get off my back,
00:06:29so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:06:34So she's getting pressure from the folks, too.
00:06:37Fine.
00:06:38But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:06:42Okay.
00:06:43Deal.
00:06:47Ready to go get married?
00:07:01Wow.
00:07:02Clean up nice.
00:07:04This is my wedding day, after all.
00:07:06Pictures.
00:07:14Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:07:40I need some photos of us together, too.
00:07:46To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:07:50Yeah.
00:07:51Of course.
00:08:01Happy holidays, Mom.
00:08:03From my family to you.
00:08:13Bad news, boss.
00:08:14The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:08:18Wait, she bailed.
00:08:19Wait, she bailed.
00:08:20Then who is...
00:08:23Who is she?
00:08:25Whatever.
00:08:27It doesn't matter.
00:08:28I've got what I need.
00:08:32Sam, don't worry about it.
00:08:33I already found someone.
00:08:40Okay.
00:08:40Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:08:43Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:08:44Christmas shopping.
00:08:46I should come.
00:08:48Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan, I think I
00:08:52should
00:08:52have some say in the gifts.
00:08:54It will make it more believable.
00:08:59Fine.
00:09:00Yeah, fine.
00:09:00Okay.
00:09:01You can come.
00:09:09Let's go.
00:09:10Which mall are we going to?
00:09:12Um, let's go to that one.
00:09:14Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:09:20What the actual fuck?
00:09:26Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:09:31Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:09:37She does kind of look like him.
00:09:42So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:09:48Here, let me get this.
00:09:50I'm going to love you, Max.
00:09:53Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice
00:10:02in front of them.
00:10:05Okay.
00:10:06Should we use our tongues or?
00:10:08No, no, definitely not.
00:10:09And absolutely no.
00:10:11Sex?
00:10:12Yes.
00:10:13It's strictly business.
00:10:16Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:10:19What?
00:10:20Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:10:23I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:10:29Let's go.
00:10:36Here.
00:10:37What are you doing?
00:10:38I've never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:10:42Well, I'm not your woman.
00:10:44And this isn't a real relationship.
00:10:45And I don't want your money.
00:10:49Attention shoppers.
00:10:50All bakery items are now 50% off.
00:10:5250% off pies?
00:10:53Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:10:5512 pumpkin pies.
00:10:56Did I hear this right?
00:10:57They're the best kind.
00:10:58Hurry up and go.
00:10:59Go.
00:11:00What are you standing here for?
00:11:03Hello there.
00:11:04Hi.
00:11:04You ready?
00:11:05Yes.
00:11:05Yeah.
00:11:05Just these things.
00:11:06Okay, great.
00:11:07We have a holiday special today.
00:11:10Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the
00:11:15deal.
00:11:15Oh, great.
00:11:16Yeah.
00:11:17What do you have that's just $15?
00:11:19Will you get a move on?
00:11:21I just got here.
00:11:23Relax.
00:11:24Yeah, yeah.
00:11:27Here, this will do the trick.
00:11:29Okay, thank you.
00:11:32Hurry up and pay.
00:11:36I will pay when I'm ready.
00:11:38You can wait your turn.
00:11:43Damn.
00:11:44My fake wife has some fire in her.
00:11:51Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:11:52Not the pies.
00:11:53Not the pies.
00:11:54You can just set those on top.
00:12:00Hi, guys.
00:12:02I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:12:08Of course.
00:12:09Thank you so much.
00:12:10Of course.
00:12:11I hope you like pumpkin.
00:12:13She bought all 12 pies.
00:12:15Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:12:17Just to give it away.
00:12:20Merry Christmas.
00:12:20Merry Christmas.
00:12:26What?
00:12:27Do you do that often?
00:12:29As often as I can.
00:12:34We should go.
00:12:35We got to pick up paper.
00:12:40Sit, watch out.
00:12:59You done feeling me up?
00:13:02Shut up.
00:13:03Oh, sorry.
00:13:04I was just in character, wife.
00:13:05You...
00:13:06Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:13:13And don't be late.
00:13:19I'm sorry.
00:13:21I'm sorry.
00:13:25Harrison Group?
00:13:27Do you do construction for them or something?
00:13:30Sort of.
00:13:31Not that I'm judging.
00:13:32I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:13:37Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:13:41I think that's respectable.
00:13:43Can we pick another company?
00:13:45No.
00:13:46Harrison Group is perfect.
00:13:48And they'll find it impressive.
00:13:49My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:13:51So, it's perfect.
00:13:56Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:14:00Don't worry.
00:14:01Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:14:02I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:14:06Too much.
00:14:27Let's go, Sam.
00:14:28It's time to check out the new HQ set.
00:14:31Hold on.
00:14:31You're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:14:36It's my daughter's.
00:14:38Daughter's?
00:14:39Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:57Hey, there they are!
00:14:59Hey!
00:14:59Nice to meet you!
00:15:02Dad!
00:15:03Oh, I'm so glad you made it.
00:15:04Oh, I missed you.
00:15:06So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:15:10He's coming.
00:15:11Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:15:13Good, good, good.
00:15:16So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:15:19When's he arriving?
00:15:21Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:15:25Poor thing.
00:15:26Not surprising.
00:15:27I mean, she's 30.
00:15:29Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:15:32Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:15:38This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:15:42Auntie Pamela?
00:15:43Debbie?
00:15:44My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:15:47We're only worried about you.
00:15:49All these years without a husband.
00:15:52Zip it, Pamela.
00:15:54You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:57And look what happened.
00:15:58She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:16:02I'm not alone.
00:16:03Mm-hmm.
00:16:04And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:16:10He's a manager.
00:16:11Manager?
00:16:12Of what?
00:16:14Trash.
00:16:16Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:16:20You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:16:24Actually, he's right here.
00:16:28Oh, wow.
00:16:31Wow.
00:16:32He is really good looking.
00:16:35Ah, must be AI.
00:16:37Mm-hmm.
00:16:37Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:16:40Fake.
00:16:41That's enough.
00:16:42She's our daughter and your niece.
00:16:44Show some respect.
00:16:45Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:16:53Well, guess what?
00:16:54William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:57Makes 500 grand a year.
00:17:00That's half a million.
00:17:02Half a million.
00:17:03Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:17:07And speak of the devil.
00:17:09Oh, Willie, you made it.
00:17:24There you are.
00:17:26Oh, look at you now.
00:17:28Living the dream.
00:17:30Oh, just think, Eva.
00:17:32Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:17:37So married, huh?
00:17:40Is it serious?
00:17:42That's what marriage is.
00:17:43It's pretty serious.
00:17:45Wow.
00:17:46You must have rushed the time they're not, huh?
00:17:49Makes sense, though.
00:17:50You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:17:53Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:56A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:58Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:18:02That's right.
00:18:04Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:18:07Women love a man in red.
00:18:10Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:18:12When I sit on my lap.
00:18:15Don't touch me.
00:18:16Oh, so entitled.
00:18:18Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:18:22And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:18:26I mean, look at that car.
00:18:28Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:18:32Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:18:35Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:18:40I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:18:47My mom would never marry.
00:18:49She already has a husband.
00:18:50He's going to kick your butt.
00:18:55Is that so?
00:18:57Well, then, where is he?
00:18:59Because I don't see him.
00:19:01Does anyone see him?
00:19:04No.
00:19:06Just like I thought.
00:19:07Telling lies just like Mommy.
00:19:10That puts you on the naughty list.
00:19:13And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:19:18Hey.
00:19:19Mommy.
00:19:20Hey, are you okay?
00:19:22I see your hands.
00:19:23Oh, my God.
00:19:24I'm going to take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:19:26Come on, then.
00:19:27Let's go.
00:19:29What the hell's the matter with you?
00:19:31How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:19:36Let me go.
00:19:37Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:19:42Let me go.
00:19:43Let me go.
00:19:44Let me go.
00:19:45Let me go.
00:19:57Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:20:04Max, you came.
00:20:06Don't worry, sweetie.
00:20:10Where's Piper?
00:20:11William Hitter.
00:20:13Mom, Dad, I'd take her inside.
00:20:15Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:20:18Well, well, well.
00:20:19If it isn't a waste marriage or I've been hearing so much about.
00:20:23That's right.
00:20:25Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:20:29Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:20:31It's an honor to meet you.
00:20:33I'm Max.
00:20:34Eva told us all about you.
00:20:36From New York.
00:20:37Polite.
00:20:37Handsome.
00:20:38Just like she said.
00:20:40Wow.
00:20:41He was an AI.
00:20:43See?
00:20:44He's real.
00:20:45And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:20:48Son of a bitch.
00:20:50You just ruined my suit.
00:20:51And watch the way that you drive that...
00:20:53That pristine automobile.
00:20:56That car?
00:20:57Oh, my God.
00:20:58That's worth more than a house.
00:21:01That car?
00:21:02It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:21:06Wait.
00:21:08Are you?
00:21:12Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:21:15And that's all he needs to know.
00:21:18I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:21:19You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:21:22You stole it.
00:21:23That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:21:25Jesus.
00:21:26How did he get away with it?
00:21:28That's what I want to know.
00:21:30Enough.
00:21:31Please.
00:21:33I trust my daughter.
00:21:35She would never marry a criminal.
00:21:38Max.
00:21:39Be honest with me.
00:21:40Where did that car come from?
00:21:43How much do you want for it?
00:21:45I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:21:49So?
00:21:50You need a breath, man.
00:21:54Hey, that's it!
00:21:54I'm calling the cops!
00:21:55Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:57Wait.
00:21:58What?
00:22:00Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:22:03Oh, well.
00:22:04Do wait.
00:22:10Listen, hon.
00:22:12I believe you.
00:22:13But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:22:17Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:22:19It's my car.
00:22:20Okay?
00:22:20It's not stolen.
00:22:21Yeah?
00:22:22If it's yours, then prove it.
00:22:25Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:22:27Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:22:29Okay, I'll prove that it's mine.
00:22:31But then you have to get lost.
00:22:33And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:22:36Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:22:39Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:22:41Loser!
00:22:41Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:22:47Jesus.
00:22:47Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:22:49He's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:53Here.
00:22:54Title and proof of ownership.
00:23:05Mr. Harrison?
00:23:08Mr. Harrison?
00:23:11Mr. Harrison?
00:23:13Is he really alone?
00:23:15Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:23:17Now get the fuck out of here before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:23:21Yes, sir!
00:23:22I'm so sorry, sir.
00:23:24Please, make some serious apologies.
00:23:36Oh, that William?
00:23:39What a jerk, huh?
00:23:41He fooled me.
00:23:42What can I say?
00:23:43Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:23:47Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:23:49Oh, come on, Eva.
00:23:50We were just looking out for you.
00:23:52Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:55You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:57Soon.
00:23:57Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:24:01A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:24:06We are family, aren't we?
00:24:08Family takes care of each other.
00:24:11If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:24:15Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:24:19Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:24:22Yeah.
00:24:22I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:24:25My daughter is just far too busy for your best life with my new son-in-law.
00:24:31Come on, guys.
00:24:32Let's go in.
00:24:33Welcome to the family.
00:24:37Welcome.
00:24:38Come on in.
00:24:38Come on in.
00:24:42This is your fault, Pam.
00:24:44You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:24:48My fault.
00:24:49You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:25:01Hey, how do you have that car?
00:25:03And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:25:06And how do you...
00:25:06I told you.
00:25:07I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:25:09I have a friend in high places.
00:25:12A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:25:16Yes.
00:25:17It's the season of giving.
00:25:19He knows people.
00:25:20Has connections.
00:25:21He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:25:24You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:25:26Yeah, and you best not forget it.
00:25:27Capisce?
00:25:28Oh, my God.
00:25:29Just don't blow your cover.
00:25:32Dad!
00:25:32Mom!
00:25:33Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:25:37Oh, honey.
00:25:37We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:25:44I think they get it, hon.
00:25:48How's Piper?
00:25:49Oh, she's fine.
00:25:50One of you guys just gets settled in, and we will go check on her.
00:25:54And after your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:59Great.
00:26:00See you in a bit, shall we?
00:26:02Yeah.
00:26:02What are you doing?
00:26:05Okay.
00:26:07Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:26:12Relax.
00:26:13It was just a hug.
00:26:15Ugh.
00:26:17We just got here, and I'm already exhausted.
00:26:20You'll be okay.
00:26:21It's just one week.
00:26:22Kill me now.
00:26:23Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:26:30What are you doing?
00:26:32That's weird.
00:26:34They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago, and...
00:26:37I don't know.
00:26:37Something just falls off.
00:26:38Come on.
00:26:39That's ridiculous.
00:26:41I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:26:43Make our promise to prove it?
00:26:45Oh, let's...
00:26:47Later.
00:26:50Let's go.
00:26:54Here we go.
00:26:57Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:59Everything looks amazing, and happy holidays.
00:27:01To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:27:05Oh.
00:27:06Welcome.
00:27:07Cheers.
00:27:08Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:27:09Looks great.
00:27:10Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:27:12I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:27:16But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:27:21Oh, no.
00:27:22Mom's testing him.
00:27:23She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:27:25You mean to tell me you two are married, and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:27:32Ow.
00:27:33Eva, sweetie.
00:27:34Kicking my foot.
00:27:35Oh, sorry, mom.
00:27:38Oh, jeez.
00:27:40It's okay.
00:27:41Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:27:43I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:5812 pumpkin pies.
00:27:59Did I hear this right?
00:28:00They're the best kind.
00:28:03Well, of course.
00:28:04It's pumpkin pie.
00:28:06See?
00:28:07Are you happy now?
00:28:08That's good, but something still falls off.
00:28:11Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:28:14We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:28:20But our marriage is real.
00:28:22I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:28:25Uh, now those are quality.
00:28:29Okay, well, then answer this.
00:28:33Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:28:36Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:28:40I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:28:43Well, um, it's...
00:28:45Silly face.
00:28:46Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:28:49Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:51Silly face.
00:28:54I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:56Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:58Christmas gift.
00:28:58Wow, so nice.
00:28:59Oh, nice.
00:29:01You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:29:04Well, believe it or not, Ms. Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:29:08And I'm not just talking about William.
00:29:10I'll drink to that.
00:29:12I agree with you there.
00:29:14So, come on, guys.
00:29:15Let's eat.
00:29:16Come on.
00:29:28And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:29:31I have another room set up for Piper.
00:29:34Nice and festive for you.
00:29:36No complications, right?
00:29:38Sorry, honey.
00:29:39Uh, mom, you know what?
00:29:40I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:29:42Oh, honey.
00:29:44Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:29:47Oh, I just remembered.
00:29:49The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:29:51Something about water conservation.
00:29:53That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:5515 minutes?
00:29:57Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:59Just shower together.
00:30:01Shower together?
00:30:04Just shower together.
00:30:06Okay, you guys.
00:30:07Have a good night, okay?
00:30:12You heard her.
00:30:34Oh, wow.
00:30:35Why are you stripping?
00:30:38Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:30:41Come on, we're wasting time.
00:30:42You have 15 minutes.
00:30:43Nice try.
00:30:44I am not showering with you.
00:30:46All right, sleep yourself.
00:30:47More room for me in there.
00:30:49Not if I meet you there first.
00:31:07Come on, Max.
00:31:08Get out of the way.
00:31:10We agreed, nothing physical.
00:31:12You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:31:14Relax.
00:31:14I won't touch you, unless you say you want me to.
00:31:21But that'll cost extra.
00:31:31In your dreams.
00:31:34Free to join me.
00:31:54You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have me shower while you're left.
00:31:58You wish.
00:31:59Why aren't you getting in?
00:32:01Pray you'll fall for me.
00:32:03It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:32:06Oh, yeah?
00:32:07True.
00:32:20Holy shit.
00:32:23Um, this is, um, this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:32:29I'll say.
00:32:30What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:32:33Still think you can lose us?
00:32:36Baby.
00:32:37I don't think I want you.
00:32:44Max, I shut it up.
00:32:48Or maybe we should.
00:32:50God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:52Why does this feel so familiar?
00:33:01Mom, we're so sexy.
00:33:11Max, we cannot do this.
00:33:14What?
00:33:14I didn't mean to cross any...
00:33:16It's not you, Max.
00:33:17It's us.
00:33:18It's this.
00:33:19This is all an act.
00:33:20Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:33:23You're right.
00:33:25I'm sorry.
00:33:27I just need to be sorry.
00:33:30Just...
00:33:37That birthmark.
00:33:43What is that?
00:33:45It's him.
00:33:46The man from New Year's.
00:33:47Is he Piper's father?
00:33:52Why are you acting?
00:33:56Oh my god.
00:33:57Max is Piper's father.
00:34:00Are you okay?
00:34:01Yeah.
00:34:02I just, um...
00:34:04I just got lightheaded.
00:34:05I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:34:07Alone.
00:34:10Of course.
00:34:13We have a daughter together.
00:34:15Oh my god.
00:34:17What do I do?
00:34:23I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:34:25You can take the bed.
00:34:28Thanks.
00:34:30Hey.
00:34:32Are you sure you're okay?
00:34:34Look, fake marriage aside,
00:34:36I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:34:37So if there's something you need,
00:34:39I can help.
00:34:41I want to help.
00:34:42He's Piper's father.
00:34:44He has a right to know.
00:34:47Um, Max?
00:34:49How would you feel
00:34:51if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:55A child?
00:34:57No, no, no.
00:34:58That's impossible.
00:35:00I'm very careful.
00:35:02Mostly.
00:35:05I just mean I'm not the type of guy
00:35:07to sleep around.
00:35:07Family to me is a big commitment
00:35:10and I don't want any loose ends.
00:35:12You know?
00:35:14Right.
00:35:15He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:35:18I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:35:20Why do you ask?
00:35:22No reason.
00:35:23Just...
00:35:24Just curious.
00:35:25No, I feel like you're
00:35:27going somewhere with this.
00:35:29What?
00:35:30No.
00:35:31Well, then,
00:35:32can I ask you a question?
00:35:35Shoot.
00:35:40Where did you get these?
00:35:42And how did you know my exact size?
00:35:44I did not get those.
00:35:46I don't know where those came from.
00:35:48Are you sure you're just not trying
00:35:50to break the contract?
00:35:53I don't know.
00:35:54I don't know.
00:35:55I don't know.
00:35:57I don't know.
00:36:09I don't know.
00:36:11I don't know.
00:36:19Hey, hon.
00:36:20Oh!
00:36:22Sorry for interrupting,
00:36:23but Piper is asking
00:36:25for a bedtime story
00:36:26before I tuck her in.
00:36:27Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:36:28We're kind of in the middle
00:36:29of something.
00:36:31I can see that.
00:36:33Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:36:35I mean, if you don't...
00:36:35if you don't mind.
00:36:37Well, atta boy.
00:36:38You know what?
00:36:39Just put a shirt on.
00:36:40I'm going to go get her.
00:36:42Piper!
00:36:43Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:46He sprang to his sleigh,
00:36:48to his team gave a whistle,
00:36:50and away they all flew,
00:36:52like the down of a thistle.
00:36:53But I heard him exclaim
00:36:55as he drove out of sight,
00:36:58Merry Christmas to all,
00:36:59and to all,
00:37:01a good night.
00:37:05If Piper knew he was her real dad,
00:37:07she'd be over the moon.
00:37:09Good night, Piper.
00:37:14Is her dad still around?
00:37:16Yeah, but he doesn't know it,
00:37:18because you're her dad.
00:37:20Uh, no.
00:37:21That man has no idea
00:37:23what a treasure
00:37:26he's missing out on.
00:37:30Do you really think so?
00:37:32From the bottom of my heart.
00:37:34Maybe I should tell him.
00:37:36He deserves to know.
00:37:43Max.
00:37:47You are Piper's father.
00:37:56I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:38:11I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:38:22Where's Piper?
00:38:24She must have snuck off
00:38:25while we were asleep.
00:38:42God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:52Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:54Not on my watch.
00:38:59Yeah, this.
00:39:02I remember this.
00:39:13Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:39:15How was your stay
00:39:16at Chateau Smith?
00:39:18Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:39:20It was, uh, it was great.
00:39:21Wonderful.
00:39:22Well, it's about to get even better.
00:39:26Oh, no.
00:39:28What is that?
00:39:29Sardines and saltines.
00:39:30It's a Smith family classic.
00:39:32It was my gram-grams favorite
00:39:34during wartime.
00:39:35Don't be shy.
00:39:36Go ahead, grab a handful.
00:39:39Max, you don't have to.
00:39:40No, no.
00:39:41It's okay.
00:39:41It's a Smith family staple.
00:39:54Yeah.
00:39:55Yeah.
00:40:03Good?
00:40:04Mmm.
00:40:05Good?
00:40:06Scrunches.
00:40:08Well, you two better get dressed.
00:40:10You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:40:13Could I, um,
00:40:15could I have some water, please?
00:40:16That means there's no escaping
00:40:17Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:40:20What's the deal with them?
00:40:22Every year,
00:40:22Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:40:24Says Piper's a fatherless brat,
00:40:26and I'm...
00:40:28Hey, don't worry.
00:40:30I'll protect you and Piper.
00:40:34Better have Sam on standby tonight,
00:40:36just in case.
00:40:38Well,
00:40:39looks like it's time
00:40:40to get dressed up then.
00:40:52Wait, that earring.
00:40:54Wait,
00:40:55that earring.
00:40:57You like it?
00:40:58I was so bummed
00:40:59when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:41:01Did you lose it
00:41:02seven years ago?
00:41:03I don't really remember the details,
00:41:05but luckily,
00:41:07I was able to find a new pair.
00:41:10Right.
00:41:10And it's just a common earring.
00:41:12Anyone can have it.
00:41:14Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:41:15She can't be the woman
00:41:16from seven years ago.
00:41:20So,
00:41:21Ava and Piper
00:41:22still aren't here.
00:41:24But Derek said
00:41:25that Ava got married.
00:41:26Oof.
00:41:27What kind of man
00:41:29could she possibly have landed?
00:41:31An aging single mom.
00:41:33Slim pickings.
00:41:34I heard
00:41:35he's in waste management.
00:41:37That explains it.
00:41:38She's probably
00:41:39too embarrassed
00:41:40to show up.
00:41:41Oh, please, Miranda.
00:41:43Look,
00:41:43Ava is your niece.
00:41:45Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:41:47Everyone knows
00:41:48Ava had a kid
00:41:48with a random
00:41:49one-night stand.
00:41:50Her track record
00:41:51speaks for itself.
00:41:52Exactly.
00:41:53Not like my Sierra.
00:41:55Married to a legal advisor
00:41:56for Harrison Group.
00:42:00Oh!
00:42:01They're here!
00:42:02Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:42:08Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:42:10Merry Christmas.
00:42:12You must be
00:42:13Grandpa Harold.
00:42:14I am.
00:42:15I'm Ava's husband,
00:42:16Max.
00:42:17Pleasure to meet you.
00:42:18Welcome.
00:42:18You're Ava's husband.
00:42:20But
00:42:21you're gorgeous.
00:42:24But
00:42:25not as handsome as you.
00:42:27Look at you two.
00:42:28You look like
00:42:28you just stepped out
00:42:29of a movie.
00:42:30Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:42:32Merry Christmas.
00:42:33This is from Max and I.
00:42:35Oh, my goodness.
00:42:36Thank you, Ava.
00:42:37Let me grab that
00:42:38for you, Daddy.
00:42:40Oops!
00:42:40Oh, my bad.
00:42:41Oh, a homemade gift.
00:42:44How thrifty.
00:42:46Not all gifts
00:42:47are about the price tag.
00:42:48Mommy's right.
00:42:49You mean all high?
00:42:50You little.
00:42:53You will not
00:42:54lay a hand
00:42:55on my daughter
00:42:56or you will lose yours.
00:42:58Oh.
00:42:59I think you
00:43:00broke my wrist.
00:43:01Look what you just
00:43:02did to my mother.
00:43:03My husband
00:43:04is Harrison Group's
00:43:05top legal advisor.
00:43:06He could ruin
00:43:07your life.
00:43:20Mommy, are you okay?
00:43:22I'm fine.
00:43:22I'm just wet, honey.
00:43:23Yeah.
00:43:24It's okay.
00:43:25It's okay.
00:43:27What are you?
00:43:30Don't you dare
00:43:31disrespect my husband.
00:43:33Did you just
00:43:34slap me?
00:43:35Next time,
00:43:35it'll be a closed fist.
00:43:37You're a fucking
00:43:38psycho.
00:43:38You know what, Sierra?
00:43:39I can take
00:43:40your little insults,
00:43:40but leave
00:43:41my family
00:43:42out of this.
00:43:44Her family.
00:43:46She needs me.
00:43:51You okay, honey?
00:43:52Do I look okay
00:43:54to you,
00:43:54dumbass?
00:43:55Do something.
00:43:56You don't know
00:43:57who you're messing with.
00:43:58I've got the full weight
00:43:59of the Harrison Group
00:44:00behind me.
00:44:01Oh, wow.
00:44:01I'm sure the CEO
00:44:02would love to hear
00:44:04that you're using
00:44:04his company's name
00:44:06to bully people.
00:44:07Like you'd have
00:44:08any idea
00:44:08how a CEO thinks.
00:44:10Let's call him.
00:44:11I'm sure he'd be
00:44:12more than happy
00:44:12to be on my side.
00:44:14Please.
00:44:15Who do you think
00:44:15you are?
00:44:17Enough!
00:44:19There will be
00:44:20no arguing
00:44:21during Christmas.
00:44:23Fine, Dad.
00:44:24Let it go, Nathan.
00:44:26They're just jealous.
00:44:29For Grandpa's sake,
00:44:30I'll let you off easy.
00:44:31I think you
00:44:32owe Nathan
00:44:34a thank you.
00:44:35I think you
00:44:36owe me a thank you
00:44:37for slapping some sense
00:44:38into you.
00:44:39Do you want me
00:44:39to get the other cheek?
00:44:40All right,
00:44:40that's enough.
00:44:42Everyone come inside
00:44:43and sit down.
00:45:04Is this a joke?
00:45:06Can you please
00:45:07pass me some food?
00:45:08Hold it.
00:45:09Who said you
00:45:10could eat anything else?
00:45:11My husband and I
00:45:13paid for this feast.
00:45:17My husband and I
00:45:18paid for this feast.
00:45:20King crab,
00:45:22fresh from Alaska,
00:45:24and grass-fed wagyu.
00:45:25Three times the price,
00:45:2750 times the flavor.
00:45:29And you don't get
00:45:30a single bite.
00:45:31It's just petty.
00:45:33Maybe so.
00:45:34But gourmet food
00:45:35isn't meant
00:45:36for bottom feeders.
00:45:38Fine.
00:45:39Then we won't
00:45:40stay and eat with you.
00:45:42Come on,
00:45:42let's go.
00:45:43No, no.
00:45:44Don't you dare
00:45:45leave our family dinner.
00:45:47Grandpa,
00:45:48I'm sorry,
00:45:48but they're treating
00:45:49us like...
00:45:50I know, dear.
00:45:51I just want to have
00:45:52our family together.
00:45:53Fine.
00:45:54We'll let the strays
00:45:55sit and eat with us.
00:45:57Better a stray
00:45:58than a bitch.
00:45:59What was that?
00:46:02I just want to have
00:46:03our family together.
00:46:05Fine.
00:46:06We'll stay.
00:46:08Can I have
00:46:09a little napole?
00:46:10It's okay, sweetie.
00:46:11We'll get something
00:46:12right after.
00:46:13Like drive-thru?
00:46:15I hope you enjoy
00:46:17food poisoning.
00:46:18That will be a
00:46:18particularly memorable
00:46:20Christmas present.
00:46:23No strays.
00:46:24Ow.
00:46:25Please, are you okay?
00:46:26Yes, please.
00:46:27You hit my child.
00:46:29You're fucking crazy.
00:46:30Well, if you'd teach
00:46:31her some manners,
00:46:32maybe I wouldn't
00:46:33have to.
00:46:38Don't worry, baby.
00:46:39I'll handle it.
00:46:42Don't worry, baby.
00:46:43I'll handle it.
00:46:47Piper.
00:46:49Sweetie,
00:46:49are you ready to try
00:46:50the best food
00:46:51you've ever had
00:46:52in your life?
00:46:55Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:56Give me two minutes
00:46:57and one phone call.
00:46:58As if you have a
00:46:59chef on speed dial.
00:47:01Actually, I do.
00:47:03He's such a liar.
00:47:05This ought to be
00:47:06hilarious.
00:47:07Oh, it will be.
00:47:10Sam.
00:47:12Yeah, send the troops
00:47:13and bring that king
00:47:14crab from Antarctica.
00:47:16I'm already on my way.
00:47:22You hear this guy?
00:47:27He wants the best king
00:47:28crab in the world
00:47:29from Antarctica.
00:47:32Now I get why you married
00:47:33him, Eva.
00:47:34His silly delusions
00:47:35are just adorable.
00:47:37Max, what are you doing?
00:47:39Don't worry about it,
00:47:40sweetheart.
00:47:41Santa's already on his way.
00:47:42Actually, five,
00:47:46four, three,
00:47:47two,
00:47:49one.
00:47:52A helicopter?
00:48:00There's no way.
00:48:05How did you pull this off?
00:48:07Sam is like family.
00:48:09I thought I'd introduce
00:48:09you too.
00:48:10Thanks, boss.
00:48:12Boss?
00:48:13Eva's always been
00:48:14genuine with me.
00:48:15Maybe it's time she knew
00:48:16who I really am.
00:48:17Eva, I think it's time
00:48:18you actually know
00:48:20the truth.
00:48:21I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:48:25You're the CEO
00:48:26of Harrison Group?
00:48:28Mm-hmm.
00:48:31Come on.
00:48:33You can stop
00:48:34kidding around.
00:48:35If you were the CEO,
00:48:36why would you be here
00:48:37pretending to be my husband?
00:48:39No, I actually am the CEO.
00:48:41Come on.
00:48:41You can stop the charade.
00:48:43Okay?
00:48:43This is just another favor
00:48:44from that bigwig friend,
00:48:45isn't it?
00:48:46Eva,
00:48:46I'm not pretending.
00:48:49Mr. Harrison,
00:48:51the Antarctic king crab
00:48:52as you requested.
00:49:02How is this possible?
00:49:04This loser brings
00:49:06Antarctic king crab
00:49:07and has his own
00:49:09personal chef?
00:49:10Who are you?
00:49:12I told you.
00:49:13I'm Eva's husband.
00:49:14That chef called him
00:49:16Mr. Harrison.
00:49:17Wait.
00:49:18No.
00:49:19Hold on.
00:49:20You're the actual CEO
00:49:22of the Harrison Group?
00:49:25You're worth more than
00:49:26some whole countries.
00:49:28Hmm.
00:49:28Some of the small ones.
00:49:30I mean, you know that.
00:49:32You work for me.
00:49:33Oh, God.
00:49:35I insulted my own boss.
00:49:37I'm finished.
00:49:42Oh, God.
00:49:43I insulted my own boss.
00:49:45I'm finished.
00:49:47Didn't think Max
00:49:47would commit this hard.
00:49:49Pretending to be CEO
00:49:50is a hell of a move
00:49:51worth every penny
00:49:52I'm paying him.
00:49:52For tonight,
00:49:54your feast ends.
00:49:55And with that,
00:49:57your career.
00:49:58You're fired.
00:49:59Fired?
00:50:00Sam.
00:50:05Fired?
00:50:06God.
00:50:07I can't be fired.
00:50:09What?
00:50:11Mr. Harrison, please.
00:50:12You can have
00:50:12as much crab
00:50:13as you want.
00:50:14Please, Mr. Harrison.
00:50:15I'll do anything.
00:50:17Guys,
00:50:18take out the trash.
00:50:24And you.
00:50:25Oh, me?
00:50:28Mr. Harrison,
00:50:29come on.
00:50:29That was a Christmas joke.
00:50:31A family tradition.
00:50:33Yeah, well,
00:50:33there's a new family tradition.
00:50:36Sam.
00:50:40Will you do me the honors?
00:50:43Glassy.
00:50:47Merry Christmas,
00:50:48Aunt Maria.
00:50:52Father, do something.
00:50:54Well, you kind of
00:50:55deserve that.
00:50:56I'm leaving.
00:50:58Mmm, pumpkin,
00:50:59my favorite.
00:51:00Ha, ha, ha.
00:51:05Come on, sweetie.
00:51:06Daddy had the
00:51:07scrapped line
00:51:08just for you.
00:51:09Eat as much
00:51:09as you want.
00:51:10Thanks, Daddy.
00:51:14I am so sorry
00:51:15I ruined your Christmas.
00:51:17I just couldn't take
00:51:17them treating you
00:51:18like that.
00:51:18Honestly,
00:51:20this is the best Christmas
00:51:22I've ever had.
00:51:23Well, if you want,
00:51:23we can have many more.
00:51:25Just like this.
00:51:27Does he really mean that?
00:51:28Or is he just
00:51:29playing the part?
00:51:30I can't tell.
00:51:32And that terrifies me.
00:51:37Merry Christmas, Miss Harrison.
00:51:39Merry Christmas, Miss Harrison.
00:51:39I brought you a gift.
00:51:40Here's the paternity test
00:51:41between the boss
00:51:42and that little girl.
00:51:48Oh, this is wonderful.
00:51:51Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:54Tell me everything.
00:51:56Miss Eva Smith,
00:51:56single mother,
00:51:57small town gal,
00:51:59didn't finish high school,
00:52:00currently works in retail.
00:52:01Oh, Maximus,
00:52:02I thought I raised you better.
00:52:05A high school dropout?
00:52:07In the Harrison family?
00:52:09Not a chance.
00:52:14She is clearly unfit
00:52:16to raise my granddaughter.
00:52:18Maximus seems to like her.
00:52:19Silence.
00:52:20Get me the address
00:52:21where she works.
00:52:22It's Happy Heals
00:52:23on Broadway.
00:52:23That's nice.
00:52:25We own that one.
00:52:27Good work.
00:52:28But take off
00:52:28that stupid hat.
00:52:40Thanks.
00:52:40So your dad insisted
00:52:42that I try this wine
00:52:43that he's been saving
00:52:44for 20 years.
00:52:46Sounds like he's happy
00:52:48with his new son-in-law.
00:52:49And how about you?
00:52:53Me?
00:52:54Yeah.
00:52:56Are you happy
00:52:57with your new husband?
00:53:02Eva.
00:53:12That birthmark.
00:53:14Family to me
00:53:15is a big commitment
00:53:16and I don't want
00:53:18any loose ends,
00:53:19you know?
00:53:20Maximus,
00:53:21there's so much
00:53:22we don't know.
00:53:22so much
00:53:23we're not telling
00:53:24each other.
00:53:26No feelings,
00:53:27no complications.
00:53:28That's what we agreed upon.
00:53:29Yeah, I didn't sign
00:53:30a contract.
00:53:32Max.
00:53:33Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:53:36It's cold.
00:53:38Maybe I'll go grab
00:53:39some more firewood.
00:53:41Max.
00:53:44I need to tell you something.
00:53:47Something important.
00:53:49What's gotten into her?
00:53:51Is she hiding something?
00:53:53Is this the part
00:53:53where you tell me
00:53:54there's no Santa?
00:53:56I haven't been
00:53:57completely honest with you.
00:54:01Piper is...
00:54:04Piper is...
00:54:05Mommy, Daddy,
00:54:06my hand hurts.
00:54:08Sweetie.
00:54:09Oh, my gosh.
00:54:09It's unswollen.
00:54:11Must have been
00:54:11when that witch
00:54:11smacked her
00:54:12with the fork earlier.
00:54:13Listen,
00:54:13you stay here with Daddy.
00:54:14Mommy's gonna go
00:54:15get a first aid kit,
00:54:16okay?
00:54:18Come on, Piper.
00:54:22Okay, let me see.
00:54:26I promise
00:54:27I won't let anyone
00:54:29hurt you or Mommy again.
00:54:31But that's not true.
00:54:32You're leaving
00:54:33after Christmas,
00:54:34aren't you?
00:54:36Uh...
00:54:37Daddy!
00:54:38No!
00:54:40Well...
00:54:45Don't you dare
00:54:46disrespect my husband.
00:54:51Well, maybe
00:54:51I don't have to leave.
00:54:53Well, maybe
00:54:54I don't have to leave.
00:54:55Really?
00:54:56Please stay, Daddy.
00:55:00You think
00:55:01you will sky?
00:55:04Hmm.
00:55:07I wouldn't worry
00:55:08about it.
00:55:08Scars make you
00:55:09look like a badass.
00:55:10I have one, too.
00:55:12Dad,
00:55:14I got that
00:55:14when I was
00:55:15about your age.
00:55:16Some punk
00:55:16came at me
00:55:17with a switchblade.
00:55:19Really?
00:55:19No way.
00:55:21No.
00:55:21It was actually
00:55:22a cactus.
00:55:23But it's still cool.
00:55:26I have something
00:55:27like that
00:55:27on the back
00:55:28of my neck.
00:55:32Piper,
00:55:32how long
00:55:33have you had that?
00:55:34My mom
00:55:34said I had
00:55:35that when
00:55:35I was born.
00:55:42And how old
00:55:42are you?
00:55:43Six.
00:55:44Six?
00:55:45That one night
00:55:46stand was
00:55:46about seven
00:55:47years ago.
00:55:48Okay,
00:55:48I found the
00:55:48first-aid kid.
00:55:50Ivor,
00:55:50are you sure
00:55:50we haven't
00:55:51met before?
00:55:54What do I
00:55:54even say?
00:55:55And how do I
00:55:56explain it to
00:55:56Piper?
00:55:57Sorry, honey.
00:55:58This man's
00:55:59your dad,
00:55:59and he didn't
00:56:00know you
00:56:00existed until
00:56:01now.
00:56:04Can I see
00:56:07your hand,
00:56:07sweetie?
00:56:08Eva.
00:56:13Okay,
00:56:14look.
00:56:17Piper is...
00:56:23go on.
00:56:29It must be
00:56:31an emergency.
00:56:32Excuse me.
00:56:34Sorry.
00:56:34Take this.
00:56:41Mommy,
00:56:42are you
00:56:42okay?
00:56:43Yeah.
00:56:45Mommy's just
00:56:46realizing she's
00:56:47a coward.
00:56:48I don't even
00:56:49have the guts
00:56:50to tell the
00:56:50truth.
00:56:53Why haven't
00:56:53you picked up
00:56:54my calls?
00:56:55I'm telling
00:56:56you, Max,
00:56:57that woman
00:56:57is manipulating
00:56:58you.
00:56:59She's a high
00:56:59school dropout,
00:57:01doesn't even
00:57:01have a decent
00:57:02job,
00:57:03and she's
00:57:03unfit to
00:57:04raise my
00:57:04granddaughter.
00:57:05I'm Eva's
00:57:06husband.
00:57:07Max,
00:57:07that man
00:57:08has no
00:57:09idea
00:57:09what a
00:57:10treasure
00:57:12he's missing
00:57:12out on.
00:57:16I'm sorry,
00:57:17Max.
00:57:17You can't
00:57:18know Piper's
00:57:18your daughter.
00:57:19Your mother
00:57:19would take
00:57:20her away.
00:57:21After Christmas,
00:57:22it's over.
00:57:25Eva?
00:57:26Maximus?
00:57:27Are you
00:57:28even listening
00:57:28to me?
00:57:30No,
00:57:30Mom,
00:57:30Mom,
00:57:30listen,
00:57:31I'm sorry,
00:57:32okay?
00:57:32Eva's my
00:57:33wife,
00:57:33and I've
00:57:33made up
00:57:34my mind.
00:57:34I'm not
00:57:35leaving her.
00:57:37Eva?
00:57:44Ha ha.
00:57:46Did you?
00:57:47Oh,
00:57:48thank you.
00:57:49This is for
00:57:49you,
00:57:49Grandma.
00:57:55Oh,
00:57:55wow.
00:57:57That's so cool.
00:57:58What did you
00:57:58make?
00:57:59Uh,
00:57:59Derek,
00:58:00this is from
00:58:01Eva.
00:58:02Oh,
00:58:03thank you so
00:58:03much.
00:58:04Thanks,
00:58:05guys.
00:58:05I'm glad you're
00:58:06here.
00:58:08We got it!
00:58:09Oh!
00:58:10Wow!
00:58:11Damn,
00:58:11these are nice!
00:58:12Grandpa,
00:58:14language,
00:58:14little ears.
00:58:20Piper,
00:58:21do you want
00:58:21to go see
00:58:22your present?
00:58:22It's in the
00:58:23other room
00:58:23by the train
00:58:24set.
00:58:24Here,
00:58:25I'll go with
00:58:25you.
00:58:25Remember?
00:58:26The song
00:58:26that we sang?
00:58:27Ready?
00:58:27Ready?
00:58:28Grandma got
00:58:28run over
00:58:29by a reindeer.
00:58:30What do we
00:58:30got,
00:58:30guys?
00:58:31Billy.
00:58:31Walking
00:58:31home from
00:58:32our house,
00:58:33Christmas Eve.
00:58:37You never
00:58:38told me,
00:58:41have we met
00:58:42before?
00:58:45Have we met
00:58:46before?
00:58:48She's unfit to
00:58:50raise my
00:58:50granddaughter.
00:58:53I don't know
00:58:54what you're getting
00:58:55at.
00:58:57Eva,
00:58:57I have the same
00:58:58birthmark as
00:58:59Piper.
00:59:08I don't know
00:59:08what you're
00:59:09talking about.
00:59:09Lots of people
00:59:10have birthmarks.
00:59:10They're very
00:59:10common.
00:59:11I feel so
00:59:12awful,
00:59:13but I can't
00:59:13lose my
00:59:14child,
00:59:15no matter
00:59:15how I feel
00:59:16about him.
00:59:19Maybe.
00:59:22Are you
00:59:22okay?
00:59:25Are the clogs
00:59:26a bad idea?
00:59:28No.
00:59:29I'm fine.
00:59:31Um,
00:59:33oh,
00:59:34I almost
00:59:34forgot.
00:59:37I got you
00:59:37this.
00:59:38You got me
00:59:39a gift,
00:59:39too?
00:59:40Tis the
00:59:40season.
00:59:42Open it.
00:59:55Gloves.
00:59:57Did you
00:59:57make these?
00:59:58Yeah.
01:00:00I know
01:00:00this is a
01:00:01fake marriage,
01:00:01but that's
01:00:02Christmas.
01:00:04You've already
01:00:04done so much
01:00:05for me,
01:00:05I just wanted
01:00:06to do a little
01:00:06something for you.
01:00:09How did I
01:00:10feel?
01:00:11Warm,
01:00:12right?
01:00:12Yeah.
01:00:14Warm.
01:00:16Soft.
01:00:19Perfect.
01:00:23Thank you,
01:00:24Eva.
01:00:25I've never
01:00:26gotten anything
01:00:27this meaningful
01:00:27before.
01:00:30Really?
01:00:31Yeah,
01:00:32my mom,
01:00:32she partied
01:00:33all the time,
01:00:34and I got
01:00:35gifts,
01:00:36plenty of them,
01:00:37but I don't
01:00:39think she ever
01:00:39bought one
01:00:40herself.
01:00:41Nothing
01:00:42personal.
01:00:44Well,
01:00:44you deserve
01:00:44it.
01:00:46You're a
01:00:47good guy,
01:00:48and someday
01:00:50you'll find
01:00:51someone special
01:00:52to spend
01:00:54all your
01:00:54Christmases
01:00:54with.
01:00:56What if that
01:00:57day's today?
01:01:00What if I already
01:01:01found someone
01:01:02special?
01:01:04Right here.
01:01:28Max,
01:01:30we can't...
01:01:32if you want
01:01:33me to stop,
01:01:34you better
01:01:34tell me right
01:01:35now.
01:01:40Come on.
01:01:41I don't want
01:01:42you to stop.
01:01:48No matter how
01:01:49many years
01:01:50pass,
01:01:50I still can't
01:01:51resist him.
01:02:04I want you.
01:02:09God,
01:02:16you weren't
01:02:16trying to be
01:02:17fucking insane.
01:02:19Yeah.
01:02:21Piper!
01:02:31Piper?
01:02:33She can't
01:02:34see him.
01:02:35I don't know.
01:02:51Eva?
01:02:55Grandma, I'm up here.
01:03:10That was way too close.
01:03:12Yeah.
01:03:13We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:03:18Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:22Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:27You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:34Let me give it to you.
01:03:36Don't let me give it to you.
01:04:12Why are you calling me this already?
01:04:17Hello?
01:04:18Hello, Eva Smith. I'm Max's mother. Name your price. What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:26What?
01:04:27We both know my son is way out of your league. Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and
01:04:34go.
01:04:35My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:39Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:43So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:50Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:56You okay?
01:05:01Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:05:04So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:05:08What are you talking about?
01:05:10It's over. It's not that hard to understand.
01:05:17Eva, wait!
01:05:20So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:27Max, it's not real. None of it was real.
01:05:31So, it's just a goodbye?
01:05:35I didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:38Look.
01:05:40Last night,
01:05:43I let my guard down.
01:05:44But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:47And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:50Just tell me what you need.
01:05:53I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:05:55a good father.
01:05:57Just say the word.
01:06:03You don't get it.
01:06:06You don't get it.
01:06:14I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:21I won't give up on us.
01:06:37Are we here?
01:06:39Yes.
01:06:40As much as I don't want us to be,
01:06:43we're back.
01:06:47Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:06:49We're home.
01:06:53How can she just walk away?
01:07:03Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:07:05It's part of the agreement, too.
01:07:07Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:07:10Hey, you promised.
01:07:12Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:07:14Can you do this for me, please?
01:07:17All right, fine.
01:07:19When?
01:07:21Two days.
01:07:22I'll come pick you up.
01:07:23No need.
01:07:25Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.
01:07:32I know you and Mommy thought,
01:07:35but she still really likes you.
01:07:37So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:07:40Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:41If there's one thing you should know about your Daddy,
01:07:43I always fight for the ones I love.
01:08:05Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:08:07Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:08:09Boss?
01:08:11Boss?
01:08:15Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:08:18I need to go win back my family.
01:08:21Family?
01:08:22Boss, you okay?
01:08:23Never better.
01:08:26Go get her, Max.
01:08:30Give it your best smile.
01:08:33Ah, there he is.
01:08:36Maximus, darling.
01:08:37I have some prospects for you.
01:08:40Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:45Oh.
01:08:47I told you.
01:08:48I already found the woman I love.
01:08:56Maximus, stop this.
01:08:58That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:09:02Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:09:05Sir, you are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:09:09No, I'm not.
01:09:11Oh.
01:09:12I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:09:17I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:09:21What?
01:09:34Oh, that's her.
01:09:36The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:41Hi.
01:09:42Welcome in.
01:09:43Can I help you find something?
01:09:44I want to try those.
01:09:49Awesome.
01:09:49I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:52Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:58No, no, no.
01:09:59I know what I want.
01:10:01Size seven.
01:10:04Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:10:07Come on.
01:10:08She wants the white shoes.
01:10:15Ignore her.
01:10:16She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:18Here, let me help you.
01:10:19Come on.
01:10:23She seems kind.
01:10:29I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:32She's just doing her job.
01:10:35How do they feel?
01:10:37Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:10:40I think I need a size up.
01:10:42Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:47Right away.
01:10:48I'll be right back.
01:10:50She's not only kind.
01:10:51She's patient.
01:10:52Was I wrong about her?
01:11:08Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:11:12Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:14She can't walk.
01:11:18That's just pure evil.
01:11:22Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:25She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:26Who cares?
01:11:27It's the last pair.
01:11:28I get paid commission.
01:11:35I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:40See, this is your whole problem.
01:11:43This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:47I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:50I'm not selling her junk.
01:11:53She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:55People who insult her all day?
01:11:58I'm your manager.
01:12:03Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.
01:12:12Did I stutter?
01:12:17You don't have to fire me.
01:12:21I quit.
01:12:28I don't work here anymore.
01:12:31Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:12:33They're broken.
01:12:34Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:36You're a good person after all.
01:12:40Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:42I'm sorry?
01:12:45Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:48Get out!
01:12:54You're not disabled?
01:12:55Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:13:00Absolutely shameful.
01:13:02Who are you?
01:13:03I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group
01:13:07and the owner of this store.
01:13:10You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:13:14I am.
01:13:15And you, my dear, are fired.
01:13:19What did I do?
01:13:22You are a good person.
01:13:25From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:31Are you serious?
01:13:34That's right.
01:13:36Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:38You are professional, responsible,
01:13:42far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:47You, out.
01:13:50I'll leave.
01:13:53I'm leaving.
01:13:56I...
01:13:57I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:14:00No.
01:14:01Don't worry.
01:14:02You're getting a promotion.
01:14:05You deserve it, my dear.
01:14:09First assignment.
01:14:11I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:14:17Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:14:20Hmm?
01:14:21Okay.
01:14:22Yeah.
01:14:24Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:27I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:37She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:39Of course she lives like this.
01:14:50Mrs. Harrison, I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:56Max?
01:14:57Eva?
01:14:58What are you doing here?
01:15:01I, uh...
01:15:02There you are, Eva.
01:15:05Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:15:08My new daughter-in-law.
01:15:10What are you...
01:15:15That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:20Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:21Stop.
01:15:23And you?
01:15:24You lied to me at the store.
01:15:27You were both just testing me?
01:15:29Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:31I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:33I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:15:37But I was wrong.
01:15:38Eva, please.
01:15:39I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:41Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:44How could you think that of me?
01:15:46It's not like that, dear.
01:15:48Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:51Mom, what did you do?
01:15:53I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:56We're not together.
01:15:58And I can't love something that was never real.
01:16:04I made a horrible mistake.
01:16:07What are you waiting for, son?
01:16:09Go after her.
01:16:13Eva.
01:16:14Let me go.
01:16:15I swear, it's not what you think.
01:16:17But we come from two completely different worlds.
01:16:19Stop pretending like you care.
01:16:20I'm not pretending.
01:16:21Okay?
01:16:22I can't fake what we have.
01:16:23And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:16:31Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:35Max, you came.
01:16:36God, you are driving me fucking insane.
01:16:41I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:45Just say the word.
01:16:49See?
01:16:51Stop fighting.
01:16:55We belong together.
01:16:57You're wrong.
01:16:59Wrong about what?
01:17:01That you care?
01:17:03Or we belong together?
01:17:04Look, I already told you.
01:17:06We're from two completely different worlds.
01:17:08Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:17:12Now, I want to fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:17:17Eva.
01:17:21Eva.
01:17:21Eva!
01:17:22Eva!
01:17:23I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:25Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:33Ow!
01:17:35Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:37Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:39Come here.
01:17:48No, you're not fine.
01:17:49You're sad.
01:17:52I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:56I miss Daddy, too.
01:18:00I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:18:05Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:09I love bug.
01:18:10I love bug.
01:18:10You're right.
01:18:12What am I doing?
01:18:13Running like a coward?
01:18:16I've always taught you to be brave.
01:18:19Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:22I believe in you.
01:18:24What are you gonna do, Mommy?
01:18:26I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:31I know exactly what to do.
01:18:33I know.
01:18:33I know.
01:18:42And I know it.
01:18:56I know.
01:18:57with Eva to play my wife and Piper she was an added bonus. What are you talking
01:19:04about? I already ran a DNA test. Piper is your daughter. What? See for yourself.
01:19:18I was right. Seven years ago. New Year's that woman was Eva.
01:19:34Eva. Hey. Daddy. Daddy. Piper.
01:19:44Oh, I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:52You came back. I, uh...
01:19:59Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:20:07I, uh... I was scared. But I don't want to be scared anymore. Because what we have is real and
01:20:14it's worth fighting for.
01:20:17Sweetheart, I have something to tell you. I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:25Piper is your daughter.
01:20:27You knew. My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:30Hey, Mom.
01:20:34Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago. But you've known this whole time?
01:20:38I was scared. Okay, I didn't know if you were gonna take her from me. I didn't know how you
01:20:44were feeling.
01:20:45How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:58I love you, Eva.
01:21:02I love you, too.
01:21:04I promise. For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you. As long as we're
01:21:10together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:22Will you marry me, Eva? For real this time?
01:21:26Yes. Yes, of course. I'll marry you.
01:21:34Yes.
01:21:35Hi.
01:21:42Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:21:49I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:56Who's that?
01:21:59Eva!
01:22:01Take me back!
01:22:05I'm sorry! I shook your tire!
01:22:09Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:22:12Again.
01:22:15No? Not funny?
01:22:24No does anything.
01:22:25You see that?
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