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The Janitor Billionaire & His Swapped Bride - They laughed at her marriage—until the billionaire revealed himself [Full Movie] [Official Release]Full EP - Full
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00:00You see what I make you?
00:01You sure another man can do the job?
00:04I want you.
00:06Now.
00:08Please.
00:09If it's me.
00:17If my match today is powerful enough, maybe I can escape the arranged marriage.
00:23Welcome.
00:24This is my last chance.
00:27Could it be me?
00:29If I could marry one of them, either one would be worth it.
00:32Watch me while I work, work, work.
00:35Congratulations, Nora.
00:37Invitica AI has matched you with Gavin Winters, Invitica's chief operating officer.
00:44Okay, this might work.
00:46And Bianca is matched with Elvis Blythe, a janitor.
00:50How dare the AI match the world with a billionaire and I'm stuck with a piss-poor janitor?
00:56Hey, babe.
00:58Gavin's the name.
01:00Money's the game.
01:01Ten billion a year, to be exact.
01:03Bet you're glad you landed on a stud like me.
01:05Sir, Gavin is Invitica's COO.
01:08He could've seen your last-year global exec summit.
01:10Aren't you afraid he'll recognize you?
01:12Invitica's just one of many companies I have under Mr. S Holdings.
01:16Or COO would never find out who I really am.
01:21The algorithm got it all wrong.
01:24You deserve to be with someone in your league, not this discount Cinderella.
01:29Who doesn't love an upgrade, right?
01:37Thanks.
01:39This outcome is unexpected.
01:41Interesting.
01:42Don't worry, poor little Cinderella.
01:45The algorithm can't predict everything.
01:47Ready for Dad to marry you off to some old geezer?
01:51Is this really the end?
01:56That janitor?
01:57He is Bianca's match.
01:59Fine.
02:00I'll take him.
02:01My fate is mine to decide.
02:03I'm getting married today.
02:04Tell me that you need it.
02:05Tell me that you need it.
02:06What's she gonna do?
02:07Only if you mean it.
02:09Feel real as a nigga.
02:11Baby fuck with it.
02:12Just play along?
02:13Yeah, baby fuck with it.
02:15What?
02:16You know I've been waiting.
02:18If you're sippin' then you're sippin'.
02:20What a surprise.
02:23Beautiful.
02:24And such a fighter.
02:25Interesting.
02:26Nora!
02:27What the hell are you doing?
02:28Get that trash trucker away from my daughter, now!
02:32What a joke!
02:32A poor janitor actually married into the Hawthorne family?
02:38Do you think maybe you'd consider marrying him?
02:43My AI didn't account for her.
02:45Which makes her the perfect test subject.
02:48Look at me princess, I'm just a janitor.
02:50Your dress costs more than my life savings.
02:53Are you sure you want to trade a millionaire for a shoebox apartment?
02:58That perfect algorithm is a scam.
03:01It knows nothing about true love.
03:05True love can be modeled.
03:07It just requires a more complex set of code.
03:10Okay, Mr. Janitor.
03:13I'm not some line of code though.
03:15Is she doubting my data?
03:17I love turning a doubter into a believer.
03:21Alright.
03:22Let's make a bet.
03:23A one year marriage contract.
03:25Yes, I've fallen in love with you.
03:27You win.
03:28And, you'll get half.
03:30Everything I own.
03:34Of what?
03:36A mop and a bucket?
03:38Where does a janitor like you get so much confidence from?
03:42Tell you what.
03:43If I fall for you, you get half the money.
03:46You.
03:48I like those odds.
03:52I'll take this janitor's pride and his bet.
03:55Anything's better than my dad's deals.
04:05We're getting married.
04:06No!
04:08Victor!
04:13Let the games begin, Miss Blythe.
04:21Boss, that makeup took you five hours.
04:24You really just gonna wash it off?
04:27I need to start looking my best.
04:29Once I plant the seed of attraction in her heart
04:31and grow into love.
04:33I'm winning this bet.
04:37Marrying the janitor.
04:39You have made us the laughing stock valley.
04:42Nora, you took with that loser.
04:44The marriage is off.
04:45That's too bad.
04:46We already signed the papers.
04:48You don't know.
04:49I guess I'm officially a trash truck as well.
04:52Fine.
04:52But when it all falls apart,
04:54don't come crawling back to us,
04:56begging for forgiveness.
04:58You.
04:59Throw out our luggage.
05:02Please.
05:03Please.
05:03No, we've stopped.
05:07Stop.
05:10Savage.
05:18Now that you're a janitor's wife,
05:20you should get used to sleeping on the streets.
05:23Sure you can handle being homeless, sis?
05:25Stay away from her, Bianca.
05:27Poverty stinks.
05:30And it's contagious.
05:33Oh, my God.
05:34Has anyone seen my sister's broke janitor husband?
05:37What?
05:37I know.
05:38He's off scrubbing toilets somewhere.
05:44Where's your beloved janitor?
05:46Isn't backing out now, is he?
05:49Where are you, Elvis?
05:50Watch out.
06:07Wait.
06:16Those eyes.
06:19Those muscles.
06:21Those muscles.
06:22Is this the man I just married?
06:26Whoa, he's...
06:27He's handsome.
06:32Hey.
06:34Are you okay?
06:35Why did you jump in the way?
06:36I have to protect my new bride, don't I?
06:38Is this what it's like to be cared for?
06:41No.
06:42Don't fall for it, Nora.
06:43He's just your contract husband.
06:45Winning this bet is going to be a piece of cake.
06:49Fuck.
06:50The janitor is way too hot for a homely bitch like Nora.
06:56What the fuck?
06:57You literally just used me as a human shield.
07:00Get real, babe.
07:01This brain is worth billions to Invitica.
07:04Not some cheap janitor whose life costs five bucks.
07:07You're right.
07:08Brains beat looks.
07:10This shit scrubber might have a nice body, but his bank account is malnourished.
07:16All happens at ease, take it slow.
07:20Horses?
07:21Gavin's money really does grow on trees.
07:24My husband is the future of Silicon Valley.
07:27He might even surpass Mr. S as the richest man alive.
07:31Surpass me?
07:32Gavin's lucky he's even breathing the same air as me.
07:35Mr. S?
07:37That's an ambitious goal.
07:38Oh, look, the janitor has opinions now.
07:41Either way, you're nothing but a sewer rat next to a guy like me.
07:44It's a shame you'll never get behind the wheel of this thing.
07:46You'll see how different we really are.
07:48A Porsche doesn't make you a man.
07:50It just makes you a coward in a faster car.
07:53Oh, how poetic.
07:55Spoken like a true loser's fight.
07:58Still acting tough?
08:00Don't tell me you two are actually planning to walk home.
08:05Bring out my car.
08:24What the hell is that thing?
08:26A garbage truck for a professional garbage sweeper.
08:29How perfect.
08:33Get out of here.
08:37Come on.
08:46I'm sorry about this.
08:48Hey, don't apologize.
08:49This is super cool.
08:51I've never been in a car like this before.
08:52I'm just got to get to my throne.
08:55I am the latest colors.
08:56I sing the newest songs.
08:58I read all the lyrics so I can sing along.
09:00I am the latest colors.
09:02I stand above my throne.
09:03Waiting or an invite to never come along.
09:06I am the latest colors.
09:07I sing the newest songs.
09:08I read all the lyrics so I can sing along.
09:16I'll never sing along.
09:19Lucas, I asked for a small house, not a coffin.
09:22I'll never sing along.
09:23It's a nice place for a janitor.
09:25Make yourself at home.
09:26It's only one bedroom so you'll sleep there and I'll take the couch.
09:31I feel bad making you sleepier every night.
09:35I couldn't do that.
09:36So you'd rather we share the bed?
09:38No.
09:39I didn't mean that.
09:40It's just, I...
09:43Whatever makes you feel good.
09:44I don't know.
09:46I'm just going to get some clothes out.
09:50Peach flavored lube?
09:51I'll just make it on my own.
09:55I can't blame them.
09:57I'll just make them on my throat.
09:59You sure did come prepare for our first night together, didn't you?
10:02I'll just make it on my own.
10:03Just give it back.
10:05No.
10:06Give it back.
10:06Hey!
10:07Come on!
10:08Give it back!
10:08Give it back!
10:11Wow.
10:12His chest.
10:14It feels amazing.
10:16You really can't wait, can you?
10:19We're married now.
10:20We'll use it sooner or later, you know?
10:25Better or later.
10:37I'd say the sooner the better.
10:39I need some water.
10:40Yeah.
10:45How cute.
10:46They still win this round, though.
10:48It's only a matter of time before you fall for me.
10:58Damn it.
10:59He goes shirtless just to fix a pipe?
11:02Well, I'm not complaining.
11:05Look at this muscle.
11:07He's too fine.
11:13Allison!
11:15Oh, thank God!
11:21Oh my god!
11:23No, I'm so sorry, I didn't know you were there.
11:27Oh my god.
11:29She's perfect.
11:33She's hot!
11:34after me after torpedoing you with water is going to make me go in love with you, you're sorely mistaking.
11:42Let's go.
11:46Oh my, those arms are wider than my waist.
11:51Are janitors supposed to be filmed like that?
11:54Now hold still and maybe let me enjoy my perks.
12:00Sorry for getting you high, I'm usually a lot better at fixing things.
12:05No, no, no, never. Fix your abs there. Perfect.
12:10The pipe. I meant the pipe. Is the pipe fixed?
12:15Um, I'm just gonna go back to my room, it's freezing me here anyway. I'm soaking wet, so...
12:22Hazel? What do you mean when you are?
12:28What is he trying to do to me?
12:31Alright, if you want to build heat in your core, you have to engage it.
12:34Sure.
12:35Nice.
12:35Yoga can give me warmth.
12:38Can you not stand so close?
12:40How else am I supposed to correct your form?
12:42My form!
12:44What, are you a Yomi now? I thought you were a janitor.
12:46I guess I'm supposed to write it.
12:49I'm gonna spread your stance a bit.
12:53Ready?
12:58This is punishment.
13:00I touched his abs for three seconds.
13:03And now his hands are grabbing my butt.
13:05Good, now, uh, downward dog.
13:08Deeper.
13:10I chose.
13:12Hold it.
13:13Don't come up.
13:15Please.
13:16It hurts.
13:18Dammit, Nora.
13:19Don't make that noise.
13:21Wow, you're a lot tighter than I thought.
13:23Oh, babe, I'm trying to go home.
13:31Heart rate 140.
13:34Respiratory rate 28%.
13:38Skin conductivity 40%.
13:42Your body feels a whole lot like I'm winning this bet.
13:45No.
13:46No, it's the workout.
13:48I'm gonna win the bet.
13:50Just.
13:50You.
13:51Wait.
13:54Why are your hands shaking?
13:56You mean to tell me that your heart isn't beating like a snare drum because of me?
14:01Fine.
14:02It is because of you.
14:07But...
14:09Insane.
14:10Inside.
14:11The danger gets me high.
14:13What about your little friend?
14:15Why is your little friend so...
14:18Heart?
14:18Got secrets I can't tell.
14:20She's a menace.
14:22I was trying to break her, but...
14:24I'm the one losing control.
14:27Said him after that for himself.
14:30Whoa-ho-ho!
14:31Hello there, buddy.
14:33Who's going to lose control now?
14:36No.
14:40You want me more than I want you.
14:43Did the perfect algorithm get that?
14:45I'm gonna go shower.
14:49Alone.
14:50No paintings.
14:54I'm a loser, huh?
14:57We'll see about that.
14:59Hot blood.
15:00Hot blood.
15:01These veins.
15:02These veins.
15:03Hey.
15:04So...
15:04My dad's birthday party is next week.
15:07No.
15:07We're hosting a dinner.
15:09Um...
15:09You want...
15:10Your husband to attend?
15:11That's sweet.
15:12Actually...
15:13It's just...
15:14It's gonna be this whole gross wealth measuring contest.
15:17And Bianca and the others are gonna target you.
15:19I just know it.
15:19They're gonna make fun of your clothes.
15:21Your gifts.
15:22Your...
15:23Everything.
15:24So I would embarrass you.
15:26No.
15:27No.
15:28It's just...
15:28I...
15:30I don't wanna make you go through that.
15:34These people...
15:35They only see dollar signs.
15:38She's trying to protect me.
15:40It's funny.
15:41I don't remember seeing sending Nora into the lion's den in our marriage contract.
15:44Yeah?
15:45Why are you being so nice to me?
15:47You don't even know me.
15:49Because you're better than all of them.
15:52Um...
15:52You deserve to be treated like a queen.
15:55No one has ever stood in my corner like this.
15:58Whatever you're saying.
16:02Don't waste whatever little money you have on expensive gifts.
16:06They won't appreciate it.
16:08You're a legendary animal.
16:12Mmm...
16:12Digital trust just now you're gonna...
16:15Prepare the best gift you could find.
16:17One the Hawthorne family can't refuse.
16:19And something Gavin Winters couldn't get his hands on in a million years.
16:25This was a mistake.
16:26We shouldn't have come.
16:27It's okay, babe.
16:28We got this.
16:32This night is cold in the kingdom.
16:35I can feel you fade away.
16:38From the kitchen to the bathroom sinking.
16:41Your steps keep me awake.
16:44Don't cut me down, throw me out.
16:46You actually brought your janitor husband to dad's birthday party?
16:50I knew you were shameless, Nora.
16:52But God, this is a new low for you.
16:54I'm shameless?
16:55Please.
16:56At least my husband's face was plastered across the stadium screen for the whole world to see.
17:01After just one week of marriage.
17:03I don't know what you're talking about.
17:05Are you fucking shitting on me?
17:06On screen?
17:10Bianca!
17:14Goodbye.
17:21You brought the janitor?
17:24Well, Daddy, since he's already here, I thought he could make himself useful and give the toilets a good scrubbing.
17:30Maybe shine Gavin's shoes while he's at it?
17:33Hey, walk it off.
17:38Don't listen to them.
17:41It's okay.
17:44Mr. Hawthorne, I heard how much of a wine connoisseur you are.
17:47So, I decided to bring a few pieces from my wine collection just for you.
17:57Man.
17:58Excellent.
17:59Bianca sure did pick the right man to marry.
18:02Right.
18:03Enough standing around.
18:05Let's all go inside.
18:06Come on, sweetheart.
18:09Let's just go.
18:10I am not putting up with this.
18:12Don't.
18:13Hey, come on.
18:13I didn't bring this kid for nothing.
18:15Let's just see how it goes.
18:17I don't, Elvis.
18:18Elvis.
18:19And I can't stop myself from falling.
18:26And I can't stop myself from falling.
18:28Are you crazy?
18:30Pouring cold water onto him in the dead winter.
18:32Just for disinfection purposes.
18:35With all the germs janitors pick up.
18:37You have no idea how many diseases he's carrying.
18:40Open a window, would you?
18:42Just gave this guy a bath and he still smells like shit.
18:47Elvis may be a janitor.
18:49But he's the cleanest one here.
18:53Gevinson passed around like a blunt.
18:55Who knows how many SUVs he has?
18:57If anyone needs disinfecting, it's him.
19:00Elvis is my husband.
19:03You will respect him.
19:05You little...
19:06Mom, do something!
19:09How dare you.
19:11Gavin's the COO of Invitica.
19:13He keeps that whole company running and makes millions doing it.
19:17That's the kind of person that deserves respect.
19:23You are unbelievable, Nora.
19:26It's your father's birthday and you show up here empty-handed?
19:30With some guy that looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster.
19:33You should have stayed home.
19:35Yeah.
19:36How's your dumpster diver gonna scrounge up the cash for a gift for dad?
19:41My Gavin?
19:42Brought bottles of wine worth hundreds of thousands.
19:45And those are just the cheap ones.
19:50A 1945 Romani Conti, a 1961 Chateau Chauvin Blanc, and a 1990 Henri Jaillet, Richebourg Grand Cru.
20:01Impressive.
20:02These must be your most prized collections.
20:05Well, well, well.
20:06Looks like our resident janitor knows about more than just scrubbing toilets.
20:11You're right, though. Those are top-of-the-line bottles.
20:19Especially this one, Mr. Hoffman.
20:21They don't call Henry Jeyer the billionaire's wine for nothing.
20:26Why don't we go and open this bad boy house show?
20:30Slendid.
20:33You're what every son-in-law should be, Gavin.
20:37Put the bottle I brought.
20:39What's yours to shame?
20:41Huh. You've got a lot of nerve.
20:44Thinking you can outdo Gavin?
20:46Let's see what kind of garbage you pull out of the trash heap.
20:55What's this? Homemade moonshine?
20:59There's no label.
21:00Who knows if it's even safe?
21:02Hell, it could be full of deadly toxins.
21:04Legit looks like you snatched it off some hobo.
21:07What are you trying to do? Poison our dad?
21:09No. No, please.
21:10Shut up!
21:12This is the most appalling gift I've ever received in my life.
21:16Now, take your street rat boyfriend and leave!
21:22Did it not occur to you that my bottle is unlabeled because it's highly exclusive?
21:39Luckily, I have this AI-powered scanner. It's one of Invitica's newest inventions. Scan any product and it tells you
21:47its exact value. Doesn't even need a barcode.
21:50This will prove that this janitor is bluffing.
21:53Nora! How about this? If your wine's cheaper than ours, you and your janitor boy toy have to scrub all
22:01six bathrooms in the house.
22:03Yeah.
22:05Why are you so obsessed with price? It's the thought that counts.
22:14Seriously, who gives a fuck about thought?
22:18What? Afraid you're gonna lose?
22:20Yeah, we'll take your bet. But if our wine is the more expensive one, what do we get in return?
22:27If your bottle is more expensive than mine, then I, Gavin Winters, will apologize to you from the bottom of
22:36my heart.
22:37Ugh! Boring. New rules.
22:40If we lose, I'll admit to everyone in the room that Nora's trash husband is better than mine.
22:45And I'll show him the utmost respect every time I see him.
22:48But if you lose, you have to get down and lick the wine off my shoes.
23:03Market price, 200 grand.
23:07Mm-hmm.
23:08Mm-hmm.
23:14Mm-hmm.
23:17Market price, 500 grand.
23:20Mm-hmm. Half a million? Oh my goodness.
23:24Mm-hmm.
23:24Oh, yes.
23:33Market price, 1 million.
23:35Mm-hmm.
23:39200,000? 500,000? A million? What are those bottles made of? Gold?
23:45Richard, you just don't get it. But fine wine is the age and the terroir that separate the gems from
23:53the phonies.
23:55Incredible! You could buy a whole house with this kind of money.
23:58Bianca's new husband is quite impressive.
24:01Just a token of my appreciation, Mr. Hawthorne.
24:06These bottles are reserved for Invitica's most distinguished VIP clients.
24:12Splendid.
24:13They're expensive.
24:14But what really matters is status and exclusivity.
24:19Couldn't agree more.
24:20And if anyone embodies status and exclusivity, it's us Hawthorns.
24:26Yes.
24:28And as for you, you bastard.
24:32I demand an apology.
24:37Wait, Daddy. Let's have a little fun first.
24:40You really did snatch this off some bum, didn't you?
24:44Insult Elvis again, and you'll regret it.
24:51Shut it.
24:52Biggest mistake of my life was having a worthless daughter like you.
24:59Now, get out of my sight.
25:02Just go else.
25:04They don't deserve your gift.
25:06Wait a second, sore losers.
25:08We had a bet.
25:09You're not walking out of here until you lick the wine off my shoes.
25:15And while you're at it, why don't you strip that dress down and clean my shoes as well?
25:24Fine. I'll do it, but you have to stop insulting Elvis.
25:37Wait, Nora. Nora, we don't even know who the winner is yet.
25:41Elvis, you don't have to. It's fine.
25:48Price calculated.
25:51One million?
25:52Price calculated.
25:53How is it still going up?
25:57Impossible.
25:58That's impossible.
26:01What happens next?
26:03Download Real Short.
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