00:19Mrs. Wiggins
00:35And Mrs. Higgins?
00:51Mrs. Higgins, there wasn't that I pressed that intercom assistant to talk to you
00:56because I wanted to see you.
01:02I don't meant to see you with my night balls.
01:05I mean to see you right in there into that office.
01:10When?
01:13Well, I'm free now, so it wouldn't be in time.
01:19Well, why didn't you say so?
01:21Well, I did say so.
01:22I said so on that intercom system.
01:24You never answered it to me with your voice.
01:52Would it be more handy if I put a revolving door in here for you?
01:58Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
02:09And now, Mrs. Higgins, the reason I brought you in here now is because I have a role in the
02:16port in the meeting today with Mr. Phillips.
02:19He's going to be here at noon.
02:25Mrs. Higgins, do you have an idea of what I'm saying?
02:28Mrs. Higgins, do you have an idea of what I'm saying?
02:30Yeah, I think so.
02:32That's close enough.
02:36Now, I want to run over two very important parts with you here because of this meeting.
02:42Now, first of all, I don't want anybody into this office here before noon.
02:49Do you understand that?
02:51Yeah.
02:51All right, now, point two, there's some things and there's the contracts here that they're a little fuzzy at this
02:58time.
02:59So we're going to run over those together just in case this time it's a break.
03:14Mrs. Higgins, when I said I don't want to see anybody in here before noon, that don't include the people
03:21that have paid the salary to you.
03:36You're the only person that I know that can actually a tailgate herself.
03:57Now, in this meeting, do you have any estimated the time that there's a doggone nails are going to be
04:04dry?
04:07No.
04:08Well, we're beginning to attract the fruit flies.
04:19Quadrant of those come over and dip their wings to us.
04:29Now, like I told you, I have this real important meeting today with Mr. Phillips.
04:34Oh, yeah, he'll be here at noon.
04:37Oh, thank you for that, the news flash.
04:42Do you have any news on the Hindenburg?
04:50Now, when he comes in here today at noon, he's allowed to ask me some questions on this doggone contracts
04:57that I can't answer.
04:58So I got a little plan to work out here to do that.
05:01Now, when he's in here and you see me stand up to my desk, you press that buzzer in there
05:08on that intercom system and tell me I got a real important phone call.
05:13And that way I have a little time to look up that answer.
05:16And that way I have a little time to look up that answer.
05:17Now, you think you got that?
05:20Yeah.
05:28Now, why don't you go in there and we'll try this.
05:30When I stand up, you push that buzzer and tell me I got a real important phone call.
05:34Okay.
05:35All right.
05:39How about doing that now?
05:55Well, now, Mr. Phillips, that's a real good question.
05:59I'll have that answer for you real soon.
06:03Soon I'll have that answer for you.
06:08Excuse me a minute.
06:15Hey, straw head, listen.
06:21Are you supposed to see me in there when you're doing your nails like that?
06:25You should have one eye on it to me.
06:28One eye on to the desk.
06:29So you want to see me stand up, then you ring that buzzer for me.
06:33Now, repeat that after me.
06:35Do you understand what I said?
06:37Yeah.
06:37Now, what you want me to do when Mr. Phillips gets here is to wait and look at you when
06:44he asks you an important question that you don't know the answer to, you'll stand up.
06:50And that's a signal for me to buzz you on the intercom to tell you that you have an important
06:56call.
06:58Well, the fog is beginning to lift.
07:02Watch me when I do that now.
07:04What?
07:06Watch me when I do that.
07:10Well, Mr. Phillips, that's a really good question.
07:16I'll have that answer in a minute.
07:19But first, yes, Mrs. Fergans, what is it?
07:27Well, you know.
07:34I know what?
07:36You know that when you stand up, you have an important phone call.
07:41Well, tell that to me on the box.
07:44I just did.
07:46Oh, get right in here, will you, Mrs. Fergans.
07:49Well, what about the phone call?
07:51Forget the phone call.
07:52There's no phone call.
07:52We're just pretending like that.
07:54Now, you get in there.
07:56Right now.
07:57Who's in here now?
07:58Well, I know.
08:15You're really Jesse Owens.
08:24Now, I give you this dumb, simple thing to do.
08:27You don't even understand how to do this.
08:30This is like working at the Looney Tunes.
08:35Sit over here.
08:36What?
08:36I want you to pretend that you're me, and I'll pretend that I'm you.
08:40Now, you sit there.
08:41Now, when I point to you from that room, you stand up.
08:44Then I'm going to buzz that buzzer and tell you you got a real important phone call.
08:48Now, you understand that?
08:49Yeah, I'm you and you are me.
08:52Very good news there.
08:53All right.
08:54Now, don't forget when I point to you.
09:19Yes, I'm Mrs. Quiggins.
09:28And you got the real important phone call to Mr. Retardable.
09:34Who is it?
09:42Why do you mean the who is it?
09:46How can I be sure it's important if I don't know who it is?
09:53Now, find out who it is.
09:55Mrs. Quiggins.
09:57There's no one to ask.
10:01Mrs. Quiggins, by golly, how many times do I got to tell you to find out who it is?
10:09Before you buzz me on this here doggone intercall.
10:18That's got nothing to do with Mr. Retardable.
10:22Donna, you raise your voice to me, Mrs. Quiggins.
10:26I raise my voice to you if I wanted to, Mr. Retardable.
10:31Okay, doggone, this is the time you got to fire.
10:35Mrs. Quiggins, you're fired.
10:38You can't fire me.
10:39I can't.
10:48You can get yourself another girl.
10:55You can't.
11:00No, I'm not a guy.
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