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00:02come on dude come on wait sorry man coach said one more d and you're out of here
00:11it's for your own good that was you want for me i'm a baseball player not a biologist
00:15i don't know be smarter
00:20prick
00:30um you okay living my best life
00:37why
00:40you offer to cheer me up
00:44oh um
00:45oh sorry um um
00:53good luck with everything
01:43hi
01:45i uh i just didn't expect zeke evans the school's sluttiest baseball player to be my new
01:51roommate so
01:54quite the reputation
01:58sorry i uh i didn't mean to
02:00it's okay
02:03you know there's more to me and all that right
02:09like what
02:11we're making mean lasagna
02:15um
02:16i'm sorry i don't i don't think that this is going to be a good fit
02:19beggars can't be choosers
02:21what makes you think i'm a beggar
02:25it's the first of the month
02:27just give me a shot all right
02:29move my heads kick me out no hard feelings
02:35but i promise to be a good boy for you
02:46i don't even know
02:47i don't do it
02:49i don't even know how the mouse went to you like
02:50ran over a dog
02:51this is like a few times
02:53there's no evidence
02:54there's no case
02:59zeke
03:00quick question
03:01um
03:01why are you throwing a rager at 2 p.m. on a tuesday
03:07guys you need to get out more
03:09this is a hang it's not a rager
03:13all right go
03:14get set up the keg or something
03:16all right bro
03:21look i failed a bio test okay
03:23thought i'd blow off some steam
03:25okay well i need to work on my portfolio which my mentor just called generic and i'm inspiring
03:30so could you please just
03:32who
03:34what are you
03:36you know what's inspiring
03:38dancing
03:39right
03:41come on
03:44come on
03:45loosen up
03:45you know what i mean
03:46it'll help your art
03:47i promise
03:50there you go
03:52there she is
03:53shut up
03:57zeke
04:00hands off your roommate
04:02go herd your animals
04:03okay
04:05i'm tessa
04:06hi
04:08please forgive my man horrible brother
04:10and thank you for housing him
04:12he is a mess
04:13i've noticed
04:14he just needs a friend
04:16oh he's got our fangirls and frat boys
04:18so
04:19it's a new friend
04:44so what do you say babe
04:46i'll pitch
04:47i'll pitch you catch
04:49oh um sorry i i don't really i don't really play i'm i'm just a fan
05:07not your type
05:08what fabian
05:12who's flirting with you
05:14right
05:14flirting with me
05:16that's
05:16that's a good one
05:17yeah
05:18flirting
05:19are you seriously that inexperienced
05:24no
05:27fine if you must know
05:31i've never even been kissed before so
05:34you've never been kissed
05:36i was always the
05:39the weird art girl
05:43i'd basically need like remedial sex ed
05:50what about a
05:51what about a sex tutor
05:54huh
05:55yeah yeah very funny and
05:56and where do you suppose i found one of those
05:58it's not something that you can put up a flyer for
06:06you
06:08you're you're funny
06:10it's
06:11it's a joke
06:12right
06:13well not to brag but this is kind of my area of expertise right
06:16you know sluttiest baseball player on campus
06:22stop you're
06:25you're being mean and you're you're making fun of me
06:27i'm not
06:28no
06:30i don't i don't understand why you'd help me then
06:33so
06:35well a girl like you
06:37clearly makes good grades
06:40i can use a tutor myself
06:43coach said if i fail one more class i'm off the team and that means no more scouts
06:46that means
06:48no yankees
06:50you're like the yankees
06:51focus
06:55you tutor me in biology i'll tutor you in sex what do you say
07:00so
07:02we'd like
07:04date
07:05no
07:07no strictly educational
07:09no feelings
07:10i'm for fun not forever and that's not exactly boyfriend material
07:14right
07:17okay
07:19let me guess
07:21you want a sweetheart huh
07:24some good romantic guy who's gonna bring you flowers and write you poetry
07:31what's wrong with that what's wrong with that nothing there's nothing wrong with it you deserve it
07:38you deserve everything you want
07:40you deserve everything you want
07:44that's not me
07:45all right
07:48what'd you say
07:48what'd you say
07:50you help me use my final and
07:51i'll help you find the one
07:52and
07:55i'll help you find my one
07:56yeah
07:59How about, will you seal the deal with your first kiss?
08:17Chuck! Chuck! Chuck! Chuck! Chuck! Chuck! Chuck!
08:24I'll save it for when you're alone.
08:28Let's go have some fun, yeah.
08:37First guy to bag the new chick, wins the cash.
08:40Dude that's nasty.
08:44Zeke, you want in?
08:45What the hell, dude?
08:47She's a person, not a bet.
08:49Chill, bro.
08:50All right, we're going to be doing this girl a favor.
08:52Can you please not mess shit up with my roommate?
08:54She's a big girl.
08:55She can handle herself.
08:59She's off limits.
09:00You hear me?
09:02Or what?
09:03Or I'll kick your ass.
09:05Yeah, okay.
09:07Beat it.
09:07I got business to take care of.
09:10But you're lucky this is her house.
09:13Look, ignore him, all right?
09:15First one to slide home wins $500 cash.
09:23I think that's enough studying for today.
09:32So, you're going to be a Yankee, huh?
09:35Mm-hmm.
09:38Well, I should warn you that this is a Dodger home.
09:43Mm, Dodger home.
09:46Not anymore.
09:49You're not even recruited yet.
09:51No, but it's coming.
09:54You're looking at the best picture in the whole Western Conference.
09:57Yeah.
09:58That's if you don't flunk out.
10:01Oh, funny.
10:04Well, I did just get this badass new Tudor.
10:14So, now that we're alone,
10:22do you want to know how it feels to be kissed?
10:43I don't know how...
10:47How do I...
10:49Lesson one.
10:51Trust yourself.
10:54Break.
10:57Just...
10:58Follow what feels good.
11:04Don't hold back.
11:06Beautiful.
11:12Um...
11:13I'm sorry.
11:14You, uh...
11:17You don't have to do this.
11:20What?
11:24Pretend you want me.
11:26I'm not pretending.
11:29Are you sure?
11:32What makes you think otherwise?
11:39Because...
11:41In the immortal words of my 8th grade bully...
11:46I am a fat loser with...
11:49Frizzy hair and Thunder Thighs, so...
12:01Come with me.
12:03I want to show you something.
12:08I want to show you something.
12:20Uh-uh.
12:22Eye contact is how guys know you're into them.
12:26I don't like being stared at.
12:29They're admiring.
12:32Look at yourself.
12:37What are you doing?
12:40Putting your 8th grade bully in her place.
12:44Why am I staring at myself?
12:46This is...
12:48Embarrassing.
12:51Call it a confidence drill.
12:55Can I continue?
12:58Yeah.
13:17Sorry, um...
13:19I...
13:20I...
13:21I'm not used to this, so I...
13:22You don't have to apologize.
13:25I just want you...
13:26I just want you...
13:27To...
13:28See yourself as you are.
13:31Beautiful.
13:39Lesson 3.
13:41Ask for what you want.
13:46Can...
13:47Can...
13:48We...
13:51Will you kiss me?
13:55Will you kiss me?
14:13What?
14:14Was that...
14:15Was that bad?
14:16Did I...
14:16Did I do it wrong?
14:17I don't...
14:18No.
14:18No, you...
14:22You're natural.
14:27Really?
14:28Yeah.
14:28Don't let it get to your head.
14:32Well...
14:32I think that we should...
14:34Go to bed.
14:38Already?
14:39Oh, no.
14:41Oh, my God.
14:41Not...
14:42You and I...
14:43Not together...
14:45Separately in...
14:46In our separate breaths.
14:47Because...
14:47Not together, that...
14:48That would be crazy.
14:51You can if you want.
14:54You set the pace, butterfly.
14:57Not together, that would be crazy.
15:28I was studying.
15:30I was working on my fastball.
15:32Yeah, and you need to be working on your organismal biology comprehension,
15:35which you clearly know nothing about,
15:37which is alarmingly concerning, so.
15:43I feel unmotivated.
15:47Come on, teach.
15:48I made my lessons fun.
15:55Okay.
15:57Fine.
16:00For every answer that you get wrong, you strip.
16:05But for every answer that you get right, I'll strip.
16:11Geez.
16:12Amelia, strip tutoring?
16:16I didn't think you had it in you.
16:18Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:19You in or what?
16:24Bring it on.
16:27First question.
16:29What's the role of the sodium-potassium pump?
16:35It's...
16:35when you eat sugar.
16:39You're...
16:42You're joking, right?
16:46The sodium-potassium pump moves ions against their concentration gradient.
16:53So...
16:55Strip.
17:00Come here.
17:16I guess I should've worn a shirt.
17:24I guess I should've worn a shirt.
17:30No coast levels.
17:31Mm-hmm.
17:35Your turn to strip.
17:38We'll see.
17:46Inside.
17:47It's all in.
17:59That's cheating.
18:08What are you guys doing?
18:09We are just studying.
18:11Studying.
18:12Yeah.
18:14Okay.
18:15Love that.
18:16But did Zeke not tell you about the plan?
18:20I've got a game today.
18:22Tessa's here to help you get ready
18:23and bring you to the after party.
18:25Another party, Zeke.
18:27You have to study.
18:29I think it's time to practice what I taught you.
18:37Okay.
18:38We need to talk.
18:42My brother tells me that you don't know
18:45that you're an absolute babe.
18:48Oh, um...
18:49I mean, I know I'm not conventionally attractive, so...
18:53Conventional attractiveness is a myth.
18:55Anywho, I went shopping.
18:57It's like my love language or something, but...
19:00I picked you out some outfits.
19:02You want to play dress up?
19:06Yeah.
19:08Yeah.
19:09Yeah!
19:10Me too.
19:11Okay, let's go.
19:17Thank you for doing this.
19:19Seriously, I owe you one.
19:22It's the least I can do.
19:24For what?
19:27For helping Zeke.
19:29You literally saved his life because I was going to kill him if he flunked out.
19:35I hope I can help him.
19:36Oh, you can.
19:37He's not dumb.
19:39He just has this thing in his head that baseball and partying and getting with every girl in a five
19:43-mile radius is all he's good for.
19:52But I think he'll listen to you.
19:53He likes you. He told me so.
19:58No, no, no, no. No smiling.
20:00Okay, I'm gonna line your lips. Focus.
20:10Let's go.
20:11Oh.
20:13Dude, when you struck out that last batter, I swear.
20:16Scout's job is on the ground.
20:18I was actually planning on throwing it.
20:28What's that?
20:29Amelia?
20:47Hey!
20:50Damn, Fabian works fast.
20:52Amanda!
20:53This is the girl I wanted to see.
20:55Listen, I want to show you something.
20:56It's just right over here.
20:57It's Amelia.
20:57Told you to leave her alone.
21:00We're just having a conversation, bro.
21:02Relax.
21:04Back off.
21:05Or he'll be watching the next game from the bench.
21:11Sorry, pal.
21:12She's coming all the way home with me tonight.
21:15What the hell?
21:16Psycho, I'm your teammate.
21:17You're a piece of trash.
21:23What the hell was that?
21:25I thought you wanted me to practice flirting.
21:27Not with him.
21:28He's trying...
21:32He's trying to take you to the upstairs tree.
21:35The what?
21:36Look, Fabian is not good enough for you.
21:38Just ignore him.
21:40Okay.
21:43Wait.
21:45What's the upstairs tree?
21:47It's a tree where we take girls and after we kiss them under it, they always ask to go upstairs
21:51with us.
21:53That's the move?
21:54Yeah.
21:55Kissing a girl under a tree?
21:58The upstairs tree.
21:59Ah.
22:00Right.
22:02When does that work?
22:03I don't know.
22:04It just does.
22:05I don't understand how a tree could do that.
22:11I will show you.
22:15Part of lesson four, allow yourself to be swept off your feet.
22:37Okay, so the story goes, he found her planted this tree for his wife and the seed shipped all the
22:43way from North Carolina.
22:44Dug the hole himself, watered it every day.
22:48Usually, the girl says something like,
22:50Well, it seems like a lot of work.
22:52Wow, it seems like a lot of work.
22:54There you go.
22:55And we would say, oh, the guy would do anything for a pretty girl.
22:58Right, but usually you'd mean it, right?
23:01I mean it right now, pretty girl.
23:05Then we would lead them behind the tree.
23:08Maybe.
23:11And then...
23:14What?
23:17Do this.
23:31So upstairs.
23:34Oh.
23:47What's it like living in a frat?
23:54Fun.
23:56Baseball.
23:57Parties.
23:59Girls.
24:00Hmm.
24:02What about class?
24:04Yeah, I'm not really good at much else besides rounding home plate.
24:07No, you.
24:08Making mean lasagna, right?
24:10Sure do.
24:12Hmm.
24:12You ask nice and I'll let you taste it.
24:15It's always about the sex with you, isn't it?
24:18Well, it's what people expect from me, so...
24:21Maybe.
24:22Maybe.
24:22You should try exceeding their expectations.
24:26Gotta be honest, I think this is the most I've ever talked on an upstairs trip.
24:33What does a normal upstairs trip look like?
24:38This.
24:54What?
24:55Zeke.
24:56Stop teasing.
24:57Lesson five.
24:59Patience is a virtue.
25:02Build up is half the fun.
25:14That guy's gonna take his time.
25:18Savor every inch.
25:20What about listen three?
25:23Asking for what I want.
25:33Alright, butterfly.
25:36What do you want?
25:39I want you to touch me.
25:42For academic purposes.
25:45Obviously.
25:49Well, then...
25:51In the spirit of...
25:53Education?
25:54Mm-hmm.
26:06What else?
26:09Me, please.
26:10I want you to kiss me, please.
26:13I'm in the plant punch.
26:16No shiny, pretty glitter
26:19With a golden gun
26:25Space Ace Girl machine
26:28Space Ace girl machine
26:32You're in a new space.
26:48Reminiscing already?
26:50Shut up.
26:52I gotta go find Tessa, but I'll be right back.
27:06Wow, that's beautiful.
27:09Hey, um, Emilio, right?
27:14I'm Sam.
27:16Second baseman, backup pitcher, fellow artist.
27:21You paint too?
27:23No, I'm an actor.
27:25Aspiring anyway.
27:27What kind of stuff do you make?
27:29Oh, uh, just representational art with a focus on color theory.
27:33That's wow, yeah.
27:35You have no idea what I just said.
27:37No, not at all.
27:38Um, but maybe I could, I could take you out and hear you tell me all about that.
27:47Can I have your number?
27:51What are you doing?
27:54Oh, I'm, I'm asking Emilio out.
27:57You know, I thought we could, we could talk art.
27:59Since when do you care about art?
28:02Come on, man, you know I act.
28:05So what do you say?
28:08I'd love to.
28:09Wow.
28:11She'd love to.
28:14Looking forward to it.
28:20Oh, Emilio has a date, Emilio has a date.
28:23Cut it off, Tessa.
28:26It's just to hang out.
28:28I'm going to go get some more water.
28:35Okay, Spell.
28:37What's going on between you two?
28:40Nothing.
28:40I don't know what you're talking about.
28:42Yeah, right.
28:43I've literally never seen you this jealous.
28:46I'm not jealous.
28:46I'm just protecting her.
28:48Because you have a huge crush on her?
28:50No, I don't.
28:53We're friends.
28:53She doesn't see me like that.
28:57Amelia.
28:59So, what do you think of Zeke?
29:00Be honest.
29:01I think he's charming.
29:03That's for sure.
29:04Charming, huh?
29:06You're about really hot.
29:08Zip it.
29:08I asked her, not you.
29:12I think he's kind and generous and super motivated.
29:18But I think he sells himself short.
29:22I think he's more than just a slutty baseball player.
29:27Damn, bro.
29:28She sees you.
29:29She's a real one.
29:30All right, what about you, Zeke?
29:31What do you think of Amelia?
29:37She's, uh...
29:40She's great.
29:41Great roommate.
29:42Total chiller.
29:44Right.
29:46Thanks a lot, Remy.
30:06Hey.
30:09So, uh...
30:10When's that test again?
30:12Vinyls are almost over.
30:14Yeah, I, uh...
30:17I took it yesterday.
30:20Zeke, why didn't you tell me?
30:23Well, I wanted to wait...
30:25So I could show you...
30:27My first day.
30:30Oh, my God.
30:33You did it.
30:35Well, I couldn't have done it without you, teach.
30:44I couldn't have done it without you.
30:50I knew it.
30:59Sorry.
31:09So, you're going out with Sam then?
31:15Yeah, um, I guess it all worked out.
31:24You got the A. I got the guy.
31:29You don't even know him.
31:30I'm doing what you told me to.
31:33Trusting myself and letting myself get swept off my feet.
31:37Yeah, but...
31:38But what? I'm not understanding the problem.
31:42It's no problem.
31:44What's the point of you tutoring me if you won't let me date anybody?
31:49Are you...
31:51Are you jealous?
31:54Zeke.
31:55No.
32:01Right, cause...
32:03Cause you're the one that said, no feelings.
32:07Yep.
32:10Then I guess our... our lessons are over.
32:14Yeah, cool.
32:16I better go get ready for my date then.
32:18Wish me luck.
32:21Good luck.
32:44Well, I figure as the frat sweetheart, it's my job to make sure my boys get a sweet treat before
32:50the big game tomorrow.
32:51Looks like my sweet treat upstairs.
33:00Missed you, babe.
33:02Damn, dude. You know, you really are a psychopath.
33:07Sorry, bro.
33:07Hello.
33:11Zeke?
33:15Excuse you?
33:17What happened to the museum?
33:20We're meeting here.
33:22We were about to head out.
33:24I didn't know.
33:27Right.
33:28Wait.
33:30I'm gonna go wait outside.
33:35You're seriously punting over those kinkles?
33:37Definitely not punting over your hateful ass. Don't talk about her like that.
33:54It's hard here.
33:56Round and earth over the second time, murder and death.
34:10I, uh, I thought you'd be with that girl.
34:20How was your date with Sam?
34:25It was good.
34:28Cool.
34:31I'm happy for you.
34:59Come on.
35:00Come on.
35:01Come on.
35:01Come on.
35:01Come on.
35:04Come on.
35:34Come on.
35:34I like winning.
35:36Plus it's like the best acting exercise ever.
35:39Oh wait.
35:40You're done.
35:41You hear me?
35:42Leave her alone.
35:43Text her.
35:43Don't call her.
35:44Don't even look at her.
35:45Yo.
35:46What the hell dude?
35:47Since when you so whipped?
35:48It's...
35:48Yeah.
35:54You're bugging out, Zeke.
35:56What the hell?
35:57He needs to cool off or something.
35:58You're just mad, I guess.
35:59I don't know.
36:00Oh!
36:09Zeke, what are you doing?
36:11Don't talk to Sam again.
36:13I'm...
36:14I'm not doing this with you.
36:15We...
36:15We talked about this.
36:16I lied.
36:17What?
36:19I was jealous.
36:20The thought of him making you smile and touching you, kissing you.
36:28It drove me crazy.
36:31He's not your man, Butterfly.
36:36I am.
36:42I know I said I don't do feelings.
36:45That I'm not boyfriend material, but you changed everything for me.
36:50I want to be the man you see when you look at me.
36:54Amelia.
36:55Would you be my girlfriend?
37:02Yeah.
37:03Of course I will.
37:14I'm gonna die.
37:20God.
37:20You're such a good kisser.
37:22Hi.
37:23How'd a good teacher?
37:25Speaking of...
37:27I think I have a few more lessons for you.
37:30Oh.
37:39What do you want, Butterfly?
37:43I want you to be my first
37:47Are you sure?
37:50Very sure
38:20I want you to be my first
38:50Yeah
38:52That looks really good
38:58Fortunately I do have a game today
39:00So I'm going to need that back
39:02Oh yeah?
39:03Yeah
39:05Preferably sooner rather than later
39:07Actually
39:10We should probably just take it off right now, right?
39:15Thank you
39:22It's probably just Tessa
39:23Ignore it
39:27Oh
39:30Damn, dude
39:31I guess we owe you 500 bucks, huh?
39:34You sneaky bastard
39:36Fabian, get the hell out of here
39:37Zeke?
39:39What is he talking about?
39:41Oh, you see
39:42We made a bet, sweetheart
39:44On who could fuck you first
39:45Okay, that's enough
39:48Hey, feel free to come collect your cash anytime
39:51Oh, and uh, you forgot this
39:54Toodaloo
39:54Have a nice life
40:01You only have to look like I can explain, okay?
40:03You slept with me to win a bet?
40:04No
40:05No, I had nothing to do with it
40:06Sam did
40:08That's why I told you to stop seeing it
40:11And you didn't tell me?
40:12How could you do this to me?
40:14How could you lie?
40:16Who's protecting you?
40:19What great job?
40:21Amelia, please
40:23Don't touch me
40:45It's Tessa
40:48I'm sorry for texting you
40:50You absolutely should have texted me
40:53No, no, he's
40:55He's your brother
40:56I just
40:57I didn't know who else to talk to
40:59You can always talk to me
41:02I used to be able to talk to him
41:04And now
41:06I can't even look at him
41:09You want me to kill him?
41:10I will kill him
41:12Tempting
41:13Tempting
41:15No, honestly
41:17This is probably for the best
41:20I never could have dated a Yankee anyway
41:24You love him
41:26Don't you?
41:28I don't know
41:29All I know
41:31Is that I've never felt this way about anybody
41:33It's like he's pulling me like gravity
41:40But he doesn't feel the same way
41:42Of course he does
41:44My brother is an idiot
41:46When it comes to emotional stuff
41:48But I know he cares about you
41:50I've never seen him look at anyone
41:52The way he looks at you
41:53If you really cared about me
41:55He never would have lied
41:59God, I feel so stupid
42:02Let me talk to him
42:03I'll set him straight
42:04I swear
42:05No, no
42:06It's fine
42:08Pretty soon
42:10He'll be off in New York
42:11And we'll be in LA
42:15And we'll never have to see each other again
42:31We need to talk
42:34I don't feel like it
42:36The fact that you're out here throwing a ball around
42:38Instead of begging for Amelia's forgiveness
42:40I know Mom raised you better
42:42She told me to leave her alone
42:44Do you care about her?
42:45Of course I do
42:47That's not the point
42:48The point is I'm not good enough for her
42:51I hurt her, Tessa
42:52It's just who I am
42:54I'm not a relationship guy
42:56You know this
42:57Okay, enough
42:58You know how to be a relationship guy?
43:01You commit to being in a relationship
43:02I mean, it's literally that easy
43:05You're more than a fuckboy
43:06You hear me?
43:08So it's time to grow up
43:09And go get your girl
43:12She deserves better than me
43:14So be better
43:24Hey
43:25Can I talk to you?
43:28If you want
43:41Are those Dodger blue and white
43:43Or Yankee blue and white?
43:45Dodger
43:46This is a Dodger's home
43:52I'm sorry
43:55Yeah, I should have told you about the best sooner
44:00You should have
44:04I thought I was protecting you
44:07I was doing the right thing
44:10But the right thing isn't lying to you
44:15So I'm going to be completely honest
44:16From here on out
44:22I don't want to be just fun, Butterfly
44:26When it comes to you
44:27I want to be forever
44:31I want to keep showing you how beautiful you really are
44:35I want to be that gushy romantic guy
44:38That brings you flowers and writes you poetry
44:41I want to be everything you want
44:46Everything you deserve
44:50So tell me
44:53What do you want?
44:58I want
45:03I want to trust myself
45:07And I
45:08I want to follow what feels good
45:14And I don't want to hold back
45:19I want you, Zeke
45:24You too?
45:26Of course I do
45:34Thank God
45:36Because I already asked Coach to set up a call
45:38With the Dodgers recruiter
45:40He did what?
45:43I told you
45:44This is the Dodger home
45:46I'm going to try to get signed by them
45:47Instead of the Yankees
45:48So when you move to LA
45:51We'll be there together
45:54And what if I said no?
45:59I'd have to pivot to plan B
46:02Lasagna
46:17I'm going to try to do it together
46:20I'm going to try to do it together
46:22I'm going to try to do it together