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00:00You're watching On Demand. Please check the closing time before trying to vote or enter any competition or other interactivity
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00:11This week our Islanders face the ultimate loyalty test.
00:14Where have you been?
00:15What's happening? What's happening there?
00:17Casa Reet carnage.
00:18Man, that is rotten.
00:21Disgusted.
00:22Leading to dramatic splits.
00:26Smashing.
00:27Ow!
00:28Locked lips.
00:30Give Aiden a kiss.
00:31Oh my God, that's going to be taken so out of context.
00:34And a tweak of Lorenzo's nips.
00:36You're swiddling your nipple hairs.
00:38High five, Lorenzo.
00:40It's an unmissable hour of Bill of Thrills.
00:44Let me hear you guys say,
00:45Hell yeah!
00:48Spells.
00:50Our Islanders never bottle out.
00:52Oh, fuck.
00:53We take the last week of unseen footage and turn it on its head.
00:56What? Humiliation ritual am I doing this thing?
00:58Oh, I keep forgetting I'm macked up.
01:00So trust the process.
01:01The process.
01:02What?
01:02And put your best foot forward.
01:05And our little flutters.
01:06Because this is Love Island Unseen Mix.
01:32Welcome to Love Island Unseen Best, the show that goes with the flow.
01:36Yo, it's a money on a mic.
01:38Yeah, I'm here.
01:39I'm at Casa right now.
01:41Yeah.
01:41We're introduced to six beautiful women.
01:44We're going to get kissing.
01:45Yeah.
01:45Uh.
01:46Yes, it's Casa More Week.
01:54It's our very own love rivals.
02:03Expect two villas worth of action.
02:07I'm not as dumb, though.
02:08No, you're not dumb.
02:09Can I just say a stupid dick?
02:10Yeah.
02:16Where we've plucked out the best unseen clips.
02:18Do you reckon any of the girls can do eyebrows?
02:21Yeah.
02:21Yeah, I'm sorry.
02:22So brace yourself as we spill the tea.
02:25Oh, shit.
02:28Sorry, brother.
02:30I'll just get it washed.
02:30I'll just get it washed.
02:32Oh, sorry.
02:33Don't worry, don't worry.
02:34Oh, shit.
02:35And let rip with the best on air, James.
02:39Wait, wait, wait.
02:39Listen.
02:42Tramp.
02:44You absolutely mean tram.
02:47Eugh.
02:47And it's going to smell my area.
02:50It's love rivals.
02:52The Mallorcan version.
02:54Menorca.
02:55Menorca.
02:56Malauca.
02:57Mallorca.
02:58Mallorca.
02:58I'm sorry, Joel.
03:00We're getting there, aren't we?
03:01Best Cassie at girlies.
03:03Yeah.
03:03Bye.
03:10As soon as we announced the new Casa, more things moved quickly.
03:13Although you might not have realised thanks to the trademark Love Island slow-mo camera.
03:19Maya moseyed into the villa at a snail's pace.
03:23Our six boys then left for Casa.
03:27And six new girls idled their way into Casa like they had all the time in the world.
03:32Chop, chop.
03:34Chop, chop.
03:35Two drives, no more.
03:36Wedges on the waste grounds.
03:38Did you not attend your health and safety induction?
03:41Slow-mo, slow-mo, slow-mo.
03:42And some new boys gently strolled into the villa.
03:46Any chance we can get a wriggle on?
03:48I love a good slow-mo as much as the next man, but we've got urgent unseen clips that need
03:51watching.
03:56And then come for us.
03:59Asap.
04:00A-S-A-P.
04:01A-S-A-P.
04:05Oh, fuck, it's gone all in my eye.
04:09I'll tell you where we could have got to.
04:13Hold on, I need to sort my eyes out.
04:15Oops, sorry, Lorenzo, maybe it was still in slow-mo.
04:17You might have dodged that.
04:25Before we let our cast of beauties into the villa,
04:27we found them on a mountaintop,
04:29and they all just wanted to talk about one thing.
04:36I'm Tommy, I'm 23, I'm an event owner.
04:39My hair is dark blonde, medium-length, and pushed back.
04:48My hair is dark brown with waves.
04:51Well, luckily, we have just the thing for them.
04:55Cass Amore will make you and your hair look sexy.
05:03I have long blonde hair.
05:05I usually have my hair straight and long.
05:10Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
05:13No worries, Mara.
05:14Cass Amore will take you and your hair to paradise.
05:19Right now, my hair is in cornrows.
05:21Beautiful, beautiful.
05:23Six cornrows.
05:25Beautiful, beautiful.
05:28I've got long blonde hair, and I love having it in a bouncy wave.
05:31Beautiful.
05:32Beautiful.
05:32I love a bouncy wave, too.
05:34And with Cass Amore, it will just keep on bouncing.
05:39So, I've got black hair...
05:41Sorry, what was that, Will?
05:43Can we get closer to Will, please?
05:45Oh, you are so beautiful.
05:49So, I've got short black hair with a buzz cut and a skin fade.
05:53Beautiful, beautiful.
05:55Beautiful.
05:56Cass Amore, the new Advanced Series 13 formula.
06:01Because if you don't look good, we don't look good.
06:05Beautiful.
06:07Beautiful.
06:14At Casa, the cava that popped in Lorenzo's face earlier had now dried up.
06:18But there was still plenty of dry chat to go around.
06:22I'm Finn, 23, and I live in Essex.
06:25Oh, no, this just sounds like a job interview now.
06:27It does, isn't it?
06:28Yeah, just have fun, Finn.
06:30When you're spending 24 hours a day with someone, you do get feelings, strong feelings.
06:33Wait, sorry, I zoned out a bit.
06:34So, she's ready.
06:36Oh!
06:37Voice, voice, voice.
06:39I'm about to fall off this chat, thank you.
06:40I was going to cut my nails as well.
06:42I feel really conscious now.
06:43They don't mind.
06:44I just cannot.
06:46No, because I had to cut my nails.
06:47I got really bad billyless feet and billyless...
06:49Is that what you do?
06:51Yeah, I'm just very, like...
06:52I think that's quite nice.
06:54When it comes to, like, being put to the test, yeah, how you deal with that,
06:58that will really tell me if I should be with you or not.
07:01What test are you going for?
07:02Anything, literally anything.
07:03Oh, anything?
07:04Anything's up for grabs.
07:06Yeah, because...
07:08Something small can be, like...
07:11Also be done in a bigger way, but, like, two different ways.
07:16Wait, what?
07:17I'm confused, hon.
07:18I'm confused now.
07:19Maybe you should talk.
07:26What?
07:26What is...
07:28What?
07:31No, I don't know that one.
07:33That sounds like Spanish.
07:34No, it's...
07:35It's Africa.
07:36I just don't know.
07:37It's Shawna, but I don't know what it means.
07:38I don't know.
07:39i can't even what was it what's the meaning of it i don't it's like when my mom's telling me
07:43off
07:44when i was a kid oh that's it yeah yeah yeah what does it mean is it i'm gonna hit
07:50you like
07:51i'm gonna smash you yeah she didn't tell you to say that no she didn't yeah i was just like
07:57trying to learn all the words yeah yeah yeah do you like a welsh man yeah all right no is
08:07it
08:07that's not i that's scottish isn't it something like that this says divine it says godspeed
08:1313 is my lucky number hartley my one here is all about friendship and loyalty and that one
08:19says my name does that which you can't even remember nope i was gonna say i can't remember
08:25do you remember my name oh fuck okay moving on swiftly moving on yeah best move on before
08:36someone gets the names wrong again thanks norma lawrence damned him
08:52being thrown into a new villa full of new girls is a big deal and when those girls make you
08:56feel
08:56small flirting with them can be a tall order what is your usual type so you said it's someone with
09:02a
09:02a bit of spark it's something what else confident oh good looking yeah sorry can i just say your heels
09:09are so how tall are you without that on i don't know can you take is it easy to take
09:13them off i thought
09:14you yes come on show me so what do you want to yeah i want to see it i didn't
09:20know i okay no i just said
09:23i just want to see how tall you are that's literally it oh please do
09:27you're wearing it's like you have the empire say buildings on your feet man look at the size they
09:32make me look good that imagine if i added that to me thank you for taking my shoes off what
09:37do we
09:37do now okay now stand up okay i just want to see how to talk okay you are smart let's
09:41just checking
09:42just checking well wait you're undressing me i'm dressing myself back oh my god that's going to be
09:47taken so out of context she's on i know no why can you not just like relax and just like
09:54enjoy the
09:54moment what the fact you're thinking about guys sorry to interrupt me can we do a substitution here
10:01is that all right yeah substitution thank you so much also aiden she's not actually that tall
10:06wait what would you mean she took off her shoes and when she stood up she's literally this high look
10:11at the size of the hills you need them what do you mean do you think i'm sure you're not
10:18at all are
10:19you all right my heart is perfectly fine yeah you tell her aiden your height is fine you look totally
10:26normal sitting down once upon a time in a land far far away well in me or come three girls
10:39were dreaming
10:40of their happy ever after he's like intimidatingly handsome though yeah i don't think i could like
10:45look him in the eye he's like a prince he looks like a yeah disney prince yeah he does yeah
10:49what
10:50disney prince does he look like because i've literally in my brain lorenzo is prince eric
10:58for sure like it's actually with the linen was eric yeah linen yeah
11:13he just gives me that vibe and confidence with the oh beauty and the beast before he turns into the
11:18beast oh yeah i love that one oh that's such a good disney girl i'm such a disney girl
11:37this next unseen clip is in contest for the guinness world record for how many cushions
11:41and grown men can cram onto one cassadette bed let's go back to bat let's i'll pick a word
11:47wait should we do rhyming like you know how we do the song i'll tell you me and the samurai's
11:51do it
11:51so i'll go i'll pick a word i'll pick like sky so i'm gonna go yo yo it's me and
11:57the boys and the
12:06i need another drink i looked at you i gave you a wink yeah see samaraj you're giving them everything
12:17you gotta go around go on do another word it's me and the boys and we're chilling under the roof
12:22same by tara girls like to disappear like poof poof we're singing this song
12:30but i don't know if it's true my belly hurts i dig it did a big poof
12:36lorenzo's so excited he might go wolf
12:43that's good simba's crumbling but he thinks he wants to
12:50oof
12:53one two three four five chicken thighs chicken sorry five thighs
13:00we have to get it on the counts uncut scenes they're not gonna show that oh they are gonna
13:05show that lorenzo and we just did
13:14here's an unseen bit of the islanders having a quiet moment before the chaos of casa more
13:18but the drama is never far away so tell me who are the nigs there
13:37it's casa week on unseen bits so grab your favorite tipple and your favorite nipple
13:42my nipples aren't even confident
13:46can you not stare at me making my nipples confident please why are you making them
13:49confident why do you want them confident why not you're swiddling your nipple hairs
13:54high five lorenzo
13:56give me some nipple no one wants a shy nipple
14:00that's why i put tassels on mine and i'm twirling them for love island unseen bits
14:08we've moved mad for the last week of footage in search of missed moments from the week
14:13like this scorch and hot lip action
14:15what happened oh it's fucking hot
14:19i burnt my lip on that hot water and it's not hot
14:23and samurai's blowing smoke
14:25because that's why she went for this things oh man that is rotten
14:29why is everyone farting this i did not fart because in casa we things always get a little fruity
14:34what is that not the biggest banana you've ever seen yeah it's quite big
14:38seem bigger i'm not gonna lie bro me but it's putting me to shame
14:44it's all so exciting even the villa can't handle it
14:54oh my god who kicked this over it's love island unseen meds
15:04earlier we saw our island was enjoying a moment of peace and quiet before the craziness of casa
15:33it turns out that finley's trip to casa wasn't the only trip this week stick a salero on it finley
15:38that'll take the swelling down
15:45being thrown into a new villa full of new girls is a big deal and when those
15:49girls make you feel small flirting with them can be a tall order
15:53lorenzo looks the tallest and he's not even tall
15:57simba thought i was six foot six i thought i was six six bro
16:03so that means if someone comes in who is six six they'll look like hey you're
16:06tall right so you're the top you everyone take their shoes off let's work this all out
16:10there's no way they're taking them small
16:11go on get in line philly where are you are you tall i'm telling you you're taller than carol
16:16i think you might be slightly taller than you i'm slightly taller than you
16:19can you get the flip flops off finny's talk no finny's
16:24yes yes and then simba is next to you so move down everyone
16:28what are you talking about yeah simba's simba's simba's i'm not here i'll give you
16:32that hmm have you just got me just look yeah that's probably right now yeah
16:39try you see myself i've got the skinniest legs as well come on boys
16:43what but less than yours
16:49that's who's who's taller me or finley is he
16:55who's she's dead the same we're the exact same
17:04everyone needed to be this much taller
17:13the stress of the week was made worse when our islanders hit the bottle not like that
17:17both villas played a raunchy game called don't bottle it the rules were simple whoever the bottle
17:22landed on received a text here we go kriya and nevaeh give a massage to the youngest islander of the
17:46opposite sex
17:46what the fuck look on the bright side lola the villa won the game and you got a party out
17:52of it
17:57bad luck team caster still who needs a luxury cocktail party anyway
18:01hey look we're gonna have our own fun yeah i'm gonna dj for us all yes all right let me
18:07just get
18:11let me hear you guys say hell yeah hell yeah
18:16hell yeah kick it oh yeah shake that baby shake that baby oh yeah
18:23oh yeah shake that shama
18:29shama shama shama where have you been out with about oh
18:36well that's flushed away the party vibes hope you washed your hands
18:41oh aiden i'd give that five minutes if i was you
18:50oh
18:50they say dating is a numbers game and here is an unseen cup of sean seeing if he can get
18:54lucky
18:55what's your lucky number apparently my lucky number should be four
18:58why because like when you add each number from your date of birth
19:02it will add up to certain number so my date of birth adds up to four how does it add
19:07up to four
19:07so what is yours one one of the three or two sorry so i'm 25th april 2000 right so two
19:12plus
19:13five five five yeah it's 25 already so two two plus five is seven plus four eleven plus two thirteen
19:22three plus one four
19:31so if my i'm 14th of september so is that one plus one plus four five plus nine is
19:3814 yeah plus two
19:41sixteen six plus one seven your number is seven
19:44where'd you get six plus one oh you change it at the end you just change rules again
19:49what's your date of birth it's a thing i'll do it watch this okay seven of what 17 17 so
19:57that's one
19:57plus seven eight okay okay so do you do you do eight plus do you do eight plus one plus
20:02zero yes
20:03okay so nine and what year 1997 so you've got nine plus one it's ten plus nine it's 19 and
20:10plus nine no no no no no
20:12what you just don't know maps
20:1617 27 plus seven what where are you on about
20:22you just get lost you said 17 yeah 17 one plus seven is eight right
20:27eight eight plus one plus one one is nine nine we always end up at nine 1997 plus one is
20:32ten plus nine is
20:3419 plus another nine is 28 28 plus seven 35 so my lucky number is 35 no three plus five
20:44she just changes it what's the point it cannot be 35 it has to be a number from one to
20:50nine it makes no
20:51sense it does so you're seven you're eight and i'm sorry sorry we'll have to leave it there math silence
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22:37welcome back to the level and unseen bits the show that's so hot it hurts
22:43look how hot i am
22:46huh ah ah ah ah ah ah fucking that was hot i did warn you carlos
22:56oh fucking hell it burns bro
23:00as we have more tea to spill tea has got caffeine in it yes it has for me that's the
23:05difference
23:05between coffee and tea no she's got caffeine in it of course it has ellie does tea have caffeine in
23:12it
23:13what does tea have caffeine in it i told you
23:22we have been bending over backwards to find you all the best unseen clips
23:26back up bum up and just stay like that and try to touch you yeah so snap to it
23:41oh cute thank you but you can't touch your foot with your head we're head over heels about the unseen
23:47action we have in store it's right it's funny it's funny so give us a big hand as we release
23:56all the best
23:57unseen clips
24:09here's a bare unseen clip that is low-key about modern slang check it it is peng though isn't it
24:15oh i don't keep saying peng like why am i saying pay you ever see that i don't know i
24:19must do
24:20peng peng i've not heard that word in years what is like what would what is the word that you'd
24:26normally say now now what's replaced paint unreal unreal uh not london not london mate fire
24:33because ling is like even old she's nice she's nice you know if someone said i was nice i'd be
24:39like
24:39get a grab what if would you like the word peng better than nice nice sounds like you're talking
24:43about your grandma like oh she's nice what about dank dank would kill me fit fit i'd take fit i'm
24:50old i'm literally 28. wait now wait what's the word right now then fire i don't know no fire would
24:55fire makes people sick that's giving snapchat i think corner girl pretty is the biggest compliment
25:00pretty no that's that's mid i wouldn't be happy with that pretty's nothing when you say though it
25:06doesn't hit you're you're pretty you're pretty oh bad you are she's bad she's bad beautiful beautiful
25:12lovely absolutely smashing smashing gosh she's smashing she's stunning a lot stunning i love stunning
25:20no smashing is so funny that's giving like toodle pip it's no stop don't stop that clip was wicked
25:29does anyone still see wicked
25:38we hate seeing splits on this show but sadly they come with the territory
25:41and this unseen clip is a prime example julia wants to learn how to see the splits watch me i
25:48might
25:48actually join in that little lesson do we need to do that not that darn it's legs but we have
25:54to like
25:55kind of like warm up no yeah i don't know how this will get my legs to go flat like
25:59start with
25:59this one first okay so it gets all the backs of your legs how low can we go oh sore
26:05can you touch the
26:06ground yeah obviously but it's sore it's fucking sore and then you need to do your lunge so it's this
26:12one okay now we're doing glenders ah fuck that you've already look see my knee will only go there
26:16how are you getting this bit down and then this bit you have to see you've got it's in you
26:20i'm gonna rip my
26:20pants oh release the tension release become one with the groin and then you just push your foot
26:28forward you're actually not far off to be fair i'm close okay oh oh i'll pull my hamstring i'm not
26:40you have to do it every single day and you'll get better let's be fair i'm not going to need
26:45to use
26:45that ever am i when i'm going to be sitting on a girl and just going like that like that
26:48would be good
26:49though that will be she would not expect that you know what i mean no i don't it will be
26:54unexpected
26:55yeah but if i just go up to girl hello no she you just walk by she drops it oh
27:00i'll get that
27:01that will be so fun if you do them two stretches every single day i'll be doing the splits in
27:07three
27:07years time and i'll be doing the splits in three years time after hell freezes over
27:19this next unseen clip shows aiden is over the moon with martha i want to see the moon move
27:25if i look at it long enough i feel like i can see them don't all all planets orbit the
27:31sun
27:32yeah but i just think it's weird like when you're out here seeing the moon from one side and then
27:38as
27:38the night goes on you look over and it's like over the other end and that's a full moon as
27:42well
27:43yeah what's your star sign sagittarius
27:49is that good or bad i don't know
27:54ask the moon is it not to do with the moon
27:57you ask star signs ask the stars where i can't see any are we compatible
28:02don't ask me i'm the moon the stars are not out today speak to me are we hello
28:11i just told you the stars are having a night half
28:15the moon looks mad by the way i'm not i literally i can't keep going to stop looking at it
28:18what did they
28:19say what the stars time to face up that's what you're not talking to the stars aiden and where do
28:26you get upset i look mad they said they're whispering to me hold on that's just your ear is talking
28:35aiden aiden marva all right then it's all pure satisfaction give aiden a kiss another one what
28:47you're actually an idiot they're whispering to me ignore him he's talking out of his asteroid
28:53martha listen martha they're saying yes give him another kiss and then you could be compatible
29:05i don't know
29:10blast off oh watch you there and my head in my armpit
29:17right i've seen enough of this good idea martha soft furnaces are perfect for the clips and
29:24looks in right i'm off see you later i'm out
29:36during casa ellie and lola were thinking let's break up and we'll break in oh ellie
29:42they're over there they're so close we could definitely make a run for it
29:45i reckon we could see the trees we could hang out how far away do you reckon that is like
29:48not even
29:49500 meters of short short i don't know 500 meters in can we talk it in minutes i think 10
29:52minutes
29:5310 minute trek okay walk walk walk oh two minutes flat runs
30:00i don't know the conditions down there though jack i mean yeah let's let's go a bit closer let's have
30:06an
30:07investigation yeah you're the detective i can't see i've got 20 20 i'm going to turn it into 50 50.
30:16that's an easy jump we take the heels of that's easy bosh doing few stains on the feet we're all
30:20right yeah that fence i reckon it's the electric so we're all right i reckon we could jump out on
30:26top
30:26of the tree we're on the tree we're on the tree we swing after the tree and it's just a
30:31straight
30:31sprint to there we could grab a goat on the way just to ride the goal also my feet have
30:36been training
30:36for this i reckon we could make it yeah yeah we're watching the bedtime routine we're seeing what's
30:44happening at bedtime surprise what's been going you look cozy well you're coming you and finn aren't
30:48top and tailing what's going on there then because i know there's not enough beds but only you and
30:51finger going together what's happening what's happening there me and lola literally just fully
31:10plotted how we're getting over to casa so you're joining so basically for context what we're going
31:15to do is we're jumping the fence jumping here oh yeah i don't think the fence is electric i think
31:19we're
31:19over it we're fine right then we're just hard pulling it right across the castle oh yeah we're
31:23going to go to the security we'd actually castle girls where we're just out outside we fell over
31:27the wall okay i'm going to change my wig so they don't even recognize me give me one i'll give
31:32you
31:32one that i'll give you the red one right okay and then i'll wear the big the big one and
31:38then i'll cut
31:38a fringe yeah so that it looks like over there how we get in as then we're like oh i
31:45bump my head i need
31:46to see the medic they go get the medic we run and we're in a cupboard now we wait for
31:51a nighttime
31:51routine to happen see the search who's she in bed with who pop out thoughts i'm down yeah cool i
32:00think
32:00then we're minimal security we can take them yeah
32:09when the boys were done from casa they were settling down for a debrief and discussing how
32:13their drinks represent their personalities and finley had finally nailed his cheers
32:18to kombucha kombucha oh what have you got there finley boy i got a water you got what have you
32:24got in
32:25there it's kombucha it's kombucha it's kombucha it's kombucha
32:32fizzy apple juice it's horrible right do you want me to start i was going to go from least dramatic
32:38to
32:38most dramatic well i'm obviously least dramatic right uh but oh i've been next come back later to find out
33:06all right call us if it's no okay three two one okay we're waiting fits
33:17this is no time for fits of laughter boys
33:27we need to get started on part four of a love island unseen bits
33:42we're stepping up to release all the unmissable moments from the week
33:47in one big drop
33:51oh i heard that
33:56we reveal proof that sean shared his bed with a leggy stranger at casa
34:00oh
34:01fuck
34:03fucking spider
34:07fucking
34:13oh fuck this
34:14all our clips are totally sound like this one of the boys shorts really humming
34:19smell them oh
34:28disgusting
34:34so prepare for all the casa secrets that come spilling out
34:38i was sorry i forgot you don't there you go what you don't
34:41fucking hell it's literally it's that red wine
34:46oh god you're gonna have to take the jacket off no no no the jacket's not coming off really
34:51no oh take it off aiden i'll suck that red wine out of it in no time
35:01earlier we saw calvin popping his kombucha cherry
35:07fizzy apple juice it's horrible right
35:11do you want me to start i was going to go from least dramatic to most dramatic
35:15well i'm obviously least dramatic right
35:18but we got you when we dramatically asked
35:25okay well hold on we've got one swooping in now
35:28there he is there he is oh that hurts so much he's arrived
35:40anyone know what the point of car says anyone
35:44oh
35:45shit
35:47oh no i've got the point
35:50oh
35:52oh
35:53oh
35:53oh
35:53oh
35:53oh
35:53oh
36:05oh
36:44Let's take a moment to turn the clocks back to before Casa for unseen bit of Angelista and Simba in
36:49happier times. If only they had some words of wisdom for their future selves.
36:54It's easy to like, you know, listen to people, follow the pack and move rash and think, oh my gosh.
37:00You still have to like, stay true to our process and who you are.
37:07Do you know what my favourite, one of my favourite sayings is?
37:11It says, the process, full stop. That's the thing.
37:20The process, that's the thing.
37:22That's the thing.
37:23The process.
37:24Full stop.
37:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
37:27The process, full stop.
37:29You have to look up here.
37:30So I do this.
37:31The process.
37:32Full stop.
37:34No, actually, sorry.
37:36What's that thing called?
37:37Speech marks.
37:38Okay.
37:39Speech marks.
37:40The process.
37:41Close the speech marks.
37:42Full stop.
37:43That's the thing.
37:45Okay.
37:46That's what, that's the thing.
37:47That's the most important thing.
37:48That's the thing, bro.
37:49That is the thing.
37:49The process.
37:50The process.
37:51And trusting in the process.
37:52Not rushing the process.
37:54And not slowing it down either.
37:57Just going with the flow.
37:58Just going with the flow.
37:59I love that.
38:00Should have trusted the process, Simba.
38:02The process, that's the thing.
38:04That's the thing, bro.
38:10When that Casa Mordor closes,
38:13everyone gets to pull their most astonished expressions.
38:18What the fuck?
38:20And they do say practice makes perfect.
38:23Guys, I'm really nervous about,
38:24you know, when they do the recoupling,
38:26they have all of them come in
38:27and then they start stirring shit up.
38:29They're like, yeah, obviously,
38:30I'm finding it really weird that, um,
38:31he's not coupled up with me
38:32because he's been flirting with me
38:34for the last three days.
38:35And then we kissed in bed.
38:38Yeah, me and you.
38:41You are?
38:42I go like that.
38:51Like, I hope I'm sat next to you.
38:53You'll be like...
39:00Right.
39:06Things can get catty at Casa recoupling,
39:08so we needed to send in the big boss
39:10to vet the villa.
39:11Yes, me awajama was back!
39:14Top cat!
39:16The indisputable leader of the day!
39:20Top cat!
39:22Top cat!
39:24With everything perfect,
39:26it was time to see
39:27who was still feline-alove.
39:32So, cue dramatic pauses
39:35and shocked faces.
39:37Come on, girls,
39:38I thought you'd practised this
39:39earlier in the dressing room.
39:41That's the look, that's the look,
39:43the look of love.
39:45That's the look, that's the look,
39:47the look of love.
39:49That's the look, that's the look,
39:51the look of love.
40:04David Attenborough, if you're watching,
40:06I apologise for this next unseen clip.
40:08Samaraj reckons he could beat a shark in a fight.
40:12Oh, when did he say this?
40:13We're talking about one gorilla against 100 men.
40:15On land, it's different.
40:17No, but Samaraj reckons he could take a shark.
40:19Like, he thinks he's just punched it in the nose
40:21and it's done.
40:21How are you going to punch underwater?
40:22I have no idea.
40:24You can't move that fast.
40:24I think even on land,
40:25I wouldn't back him, no offence.
40:26Who did you say...
40:27The shark's hopping around, like...
40:28Who did you say would win out the gorillas?
40:30Simba reckons he could...
40:31You think 20 Simbas could take a gorilla?
40:33No chance.
40:33I said 20 Simbas could take one gorilla.
40:34No chance.
40:35Yeah.
40:36No chance.
40:36I reckon 50 geezers would take a gorilla.
40:39100%.
40:39Yeah, that's the only five guys
40:41could win out the gorilla at once
40:42and if he's swimming the whole time...
40:44Yeah, nah.
40:4511 of those girls against one Simba,
40:46I back myself, bro.
40:47I don't even know about that.
40:48I don't even know.
40:49Dark.
40:50Dark.
40:52I'd rather take five gorillas.
40:54It's going to be tough to take an ostrich,
40:55never mind a gorilla.
40:57Those fuckers move mad.
40:58Yeah, you've got to watch them.
40:59Kangaroo, yeah.
41:00Kangaroo would be tough.
41:01They can fight, bro.
41:02Have you ever seen the video
41:03of the kangaroo boxing your head?
41:05They've got, like...
41:06Their claws are, like, long as well, aren't they?
41:08They use their towel for support.
41:10Yeah.
41:10It's powerful.
41:11That thing's powerful.
41:12They're just like, fuck off.
41:13I can think of a few other animals
41:15that would say that.
41:16Have you picked a fight with him too, Sean?
41:23It's time for...
41:25Meetup in Anza!
41:29And this week, I asked the Islanders...
41:32What humiliation ritual am I doing this week?
41:34Their celebrity crush.
41:37Ooh, I have a few.
41:41Margot Robbie.
41:43Smashing.
41:44Margot Robbie, if you're watching,
41:46I love you, gorgeous.
41:47Hit me up in the Instagram DMs.
41:49I'll always give you a reply.
41:51Love you, baby.
41:53This is a pretty basic one,
41:54and I think everyone will agree.
41:56Michael B. Jordan, always.
41:58Michael B. Jordan would be a very good-looking lad.
42:00I mean, back in the day when I was little,
42:03it used to be Zac Efron.
42:04Zac Efron in his prime 17 again.
42:06I used to have the Justin Bieber hair,
42:08Zac Efron hair.
42:09I used to try and dress like him.
42:10Jessica Alba from the early 2000s.
42:12Even Jessica Alba now.
42:15You know, we can date a little bit older if we want.
42:18My guy's Sabrina Carpenter.
42:19I just got a thing for the singers.
42:21I love just being serenaded.
42:23I actually asked Gordon Ramsay to my, like, prom.
42:26Obviously, he'd never seen it and did not reply.
42:28Harry Maguire.
42:29I don't know what it is about him.
42:31Sofia Vergara, gorgeous.
42:32He's a bit of a shouter and a bit of, like, a little Aggie man.
42:35I don't love an Aggie man,
42:36but when they're doing something on pitch
42:37and shouting at the other men, I'm like,
42:38oh, yeah, go on, girl.
42:39Love that from you.
42:40I like the cartoons.
42:41I can't lie.
42:42When I was a kid, I used to have a crush on all sorts.
42:46We've got Nemo.
42:48Nemo's a good-looking chap.
42:51A guilty crush of mine would be Lola from Shark's Tale.
42:55She was just, like, a sexy little fish.
42:57She's Gorgina, too.
42:59Fish is clearly do bits for me.
43:00That's weird, isn't it?
43:01Maybe we've got a thing for fish.
43:02We've got a weird fetch fish.
43:04I don't know.
43:05I think Jake Sully from...
43:10Jake Sully from Avatar.
43:12The first one that pops to mind is Shrek as my celeb crush
43:15because I literally love Donkey.
43:18Yeah, I thought Shrek when he was a human, so fit.
43:21I was like, oh, look at that.
43:23Like, it would be so fun to, like, date someone
43:26who has, like, a little sidekick donkey
43:28that walks around with them all the time.
43:29Back in the day, I used to like Stacey Slater.
43:31Are you sure about that, Simba?
43:34Ooh, I'd do Peggy Mitchell.
43:36The old lady.
43:37I love his standards, bro.
43:39OK, that was a private conversation.
43:43Get out of my pub.
43:44Are you OK?
43:45Oh, I keep forgetting I'm mic'd up, man.
43:47Fuck.
43:48I did say that, though.
43:49I did say that.
43:51Come back next week for some more.
43:53Mmm, me jumping and now!
44:00Boys, cast a week may be over,
44:02but there is a lot of grafting to be done,
44:04so this is no time to put your feet up.
44:07Go like that.
44:08Up and down, up and down.
44:09Maybe this could be our new workout.
44:11Where you just lay out and just...
44:12Side to side.
44:14Then up and down.
44:17And then side to side.
44:18Yeah, this is our workout.
44:20And then circles.
44:23Little circles.
44:24Little circles.
44:26And then inside circles.
44:31And then side to side again.
44:34And then little flutters.
44:37Little flutters.
44:39Funny flutters.
44:39Pulse, pulse.
44:41And now threes.
44:44Pull them up.
44:46And then we wave them.
44:48Little waves.
44:49See you next week with this vlog.
44:51We'll be back on their feet.
44:53Bye!
44:54Bye!
44:56Bye!
44:57Bye!
45:05Bye!
45:13Bye!
45:19Bye!
45:20Bye!
45:20Bye!
45:24Bye!
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