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00:00:06Get me another drink, nerd?
00:00:08I'm the gardener, not your servant.
00:00:14Hey, chat.
00:00:15I am here with my favorite boo and Forbes' most eligible heir, Shane DeBeer.
00:00:21Shane is set to inherit $7 billion.
00:00:24How does that make you feel, Shane?
00:00:30Shane DeBeer!
00:00:32Hold my beer.
00:00:40You knucklehead!
00:00:41This textbook cost me $150.
00:00:44Don't call me that, I'm your boss.
00:00:46Okay, well, maybe don't act like one.
00:00:50No, no, no!
00:00:54Oh, my God!
00:01:03This is a $150 book!
00:01:06I hate him, and Rachel, and all his other entitled books.
00:01:15Shane.
00:01:18You and Master Shane used to be so close.
00:01:27But I didn't get you anything.
00:01:37For you.
00:01:38For being my friend.
00:01:41Always.
00:01:45Yeah, that was before when he had a heart.
00:01:50You know, I'd quit if I didn't need the money for call.
00:01:53What if I told you I know of a way to have your tuition paid in full?
00:02:06To Conrad, my oldest and worst son.
00:02:11The yacht is yours.
00:02:13Go, take it somewhere that tolerates you.
00:02:17That's it?
00:02:18A boat?
00:02:20And to Shane, my only grandchild, you get everything else.
00:02:27If you can pass this simple test.
00:02:31Test!
00:02:32From the day your parents died in that accident, you've squandered your potential on parties.
00:02:39Parties.
00:02:39You need humbling.
00:02:41If you can survive one week, handcuffed to someone with more responsibility, I'll leave you everything.
00:02:49If not, your Uncle Conrad gets it all.
00:02:53Handcuffed?
00:02:53Is that even legal?
00:02:55If you don't like it, I'll happily take the inheritance off your hand.
00:02:58Who am I handcuffed to for a week?
00:03:00Do I get to choose?
00:03:01I mean, is she at least hot?
00:03:02Miss Devere chose the candidate.
00:03:04She agreed to participate on the condition that some of the money goes toward her.
00:03:08Biology degree.
00:03:10You don't mean.
00:03:22Oh, shit.
00:03:25Ow!
00:03:26Don't be such a baby.
00:03:29Why are you always the worst?
00:03:36From this point on, you'll have one hour of alone time per day.
00:03:38That's one hour total.
00:03:41So time your bathroom breaks accordingly.
00:03:45And if the timer runs out?
00:03:47You lose and I get everything.
00:03:51Don't mess this up for me.
00:03:54Yeah, I wouldn't hold my breath there, garden girl.
00:03:56The challenge begins now.
00:04:03Hey, no, no, you would seriously throw your inheritance away just to spite me?
00:04:08Do you want to watch me change?
00:04:11Look, unlike you, I have a life.
00:04:13And I planned on partying tonight.
00:04:16Five minutes to change, six tops.
00:04:19Don't follow me.
00:04:19Bye-bye.
00:04:21Bye-bye.
00:04:34Whoa!
00:04:35Privacy?
00:04:38You're still not dressed?
00:04:39We're only down to 15 minutes of free time.
00:04:43A good fit takes some time.
00:04:46Look, this challenge is bullshit anyway, okay?
00:04:48I'm going to hire my own lawyer and fight this.
00:04:51Lawyer?
00:04:52With what inheritance?
00:04:53Listen, you privileged troglodyte.
00:04:56I can't think of anything worse than being chained to you, but my tuition, my dreams are on the line.
00:05:02No, you listen, dirt girl.
00:05:06I'm going out, so either you can come with me or...
00:05:13Seems we don't have a choice.
00:05:18Come on, Tessie.
00:05:20Deep down in that cold cage of the heart is a fun-loving girl just yearning to be free.
00:05:27Fine, but don't call me Tessie.
00:05:30Yes!
00:05:30Oh my God, I could kiss you right now.
00:05:32Unless you want me going tits out?
00:05:34Oh my God.
00:05:35We're going to have to uncuff for a second, okay?
00:05:37Bye-bye.
00:05:39Fine, but I'm giving you one minute.
00:05:43One.
00:05:45And your fly is down.
00:05:55Shaney baby, you made it.
00:05:57Here, we're taking shots.
00:06:02Hey man, thanks.
00:06:05Ew.
00:06:06What's your gardener doing here?
00:06:08She smells like manure.
00:06:09Believe me, it wasn't my choice.
00:06:14Oh my God, you kinky boy.
00:06:17Is that a present for later, or...
00:06:23What the shit, Shane?
00:06:26That's not what this is, okay?
00:06:27Gram-Gram's will had this dumb stipulation.
00:06:32What?
00:06:33You got tired of dry-humping trees?
00:06:35You had to go and steal my boyfriend?
00:06:36Rachel, I'm not interested in him.
00:06:38Oh, really?
00:06:40You used to be.
00:06:41What changed?
00:06:45I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:06:48Don't play dumb.
00:06:50I've seen you get jealous when I kiss him.
00:06:52No, I...
00:06:54Oh, boyfriend.
00:06:55You know, since when?
00:06:57I said I wanted to keep things flexible, remember?
00:07:01Oh.
00:07:02Guess being chained to his gardener is better than being Rachel Wexler's Netflix and chill.
00:07:10Oh.
00:07:11Rachel, stop.
00:07:13Oh.
00:07:15Oh, shit.
00:07:18Did you just break up with her for me?
00:07:21You didn't have to do that.
00:07:22Now, Rachel had her chance to make it official with me, but she didn't.
00:07:26Don't worry, she'll get bored.
00:07:28Hit me up for a quickie, she always does.
00:07:30You want to talk about that?
00:07:32I want to dance.
00:07:33Let's dance?
00:07:35With me?
00:07:36Am I chained to anyone else?
00:07:39Here.
00:07:41Drink this.
00:07:43It'll help.
00:07:44Bottoms up.
00:07:45Come on.
00:07:46Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:07:50Oh, my God.
00:07:52Oh, my God.
00:07:53What is that?
00:07:53Motor oil?
00:07:54Fine.
00:07:55More for me.
00:07:57God.
00:07:59Oh.
00:08:01Now, let's dance.
00:08:05Oh, you're not having fun?
00:08:07Come on, come on.
00:08:08Hey, you got to move in there?
00:08:11Can you move, Mark?
00:08:13No.
00:08:13Oh.
00:08:14Oh.
00:08:15Gets him every time.
00:08:15What, am I giving you the ick?
00:08:18Oh.
00:08:21Ah, ah, ah, there it is.
00:08:23You know what?
00:08:24I miss that smile.
00:08:25It seems you're caged hard, opens to the power of dance.
00:08:28The dance?
00:08:29Mm-hmm.
00:08:29Well, I'm laughing because you're actually being redundancyless.
00:08:33You get it?
00:08:33Like, we're big for the cops.
00:08:35You are embarrassing yourself.
00:08:39Take my hands.
00:08:41Cuffs and all.
00:08:41Come on.
00:08:43Now you got to do.
00:08:44Oh.
00:08:45Just move your feet.
00:08:46Left to right.
00:08:47There you go.
00:08:48Uh-huh.
00:08:49Feel the music?
00:08:49Is it just me?
00:08:50Or did they look like they're a couple?
00:08:54One.
00:09:03We're in the mud, right?
00:09:05Watch out!
00:09:13Whoa.
00:09:16Whoa.
00:09:24Was too necessary?
00:09:26You want to slum it with the help?
00:09:29That's fine by me.
00:09:30But let me know when you want someone in your own tax bracket.
00:09:37Let's go.
00:09:41Let's freaking party!
00:09:43Woo!
00:09:48Did you see that?
00:09:49Shane.
00:09:50She was pissed.
00:09:50Shane, I think we should go.
00:09:52All my friends are here.
00:09:53I want you to take me home.
00:09:55Come on.
00:09:56Let's stay.
00:09:56Shane, let's go.
00:09:57I want to go.
00:09:58Come on.
00:09:59You're having so much fun.
00:10:01Okay.
00:10:03Okay.
00:10:04Come on.
00:10:06Tessie, you're so messy.
00:10:09But not as much as me because I saved you.
00:10:12Yeah, so funny.
00:10:14Okay.
00:10:14Uh, stop.
00:10:15You need to take a shower.
00:10:16You're all sticky.
00:10:17I would, but, um...
00:10:21Shit.
00:10:22Okay.
00:10:23Come on.
00:10:23Bathroom.
00:10:24Hungry.
00:10:24Oh, bathroom.
00:10:26Oh, bathroom.
00:10:30Keep your eye on the wall.
00:10:34Yeah.
00:10:35I'm going.
00:10:42Um, thank you.
00:10:45Yeah.
00:10:47Get off me.
00:10:49Come.
00:10:49Yeah, yeah.
00:10:50Yeah.
00:10:53Turn around.
00:10:55Okay.
00:10:59Okay.
00:11:02I need to grab this soap.
00:11:03I need to grab this soap.
00:11:05Jeez.
00:11:06I need to grab it, too.
00:11:07Get it.
00:11:08Can you get it?
00:11:09Yeah.
00:11:17Are you looking?
00:11:19Nope.
00:11:20No?
00:11:20No, no.
00:11:21I mean, I would never do that.
00:11:23I would never do that.
00:11:24Um, hey, uh, Tessa, do you mind getting my back?
00:11:28I mean, I would do it myself, but, uh, the thing is, like, way on your side, so...
00:11:35Yeah, for sure, I can.
00:11:38It's fucked.
00:11:39I have, uh, sensitive skin.
00:11:41Okay, princess.
00:11:44Nice, nice.
00:11:45Can you go, uh, just a little lower for me?
00:11:49Lower?
00:11:51Uh-huh.
00:11:52Uh, a little bit lower.
00:11:56Uh, don't be shy.
00:11:58A little lower.
00:11:59Uh, you know, you're enjoying this a bit, too.
00:12:06Much?
00:12:15Uh, seems like the timer reset him at night.
00:12:18These things are really starting to get on my nerves.
00:12:19I'm gonna go.
00:12:20Here you go.
00:12:21For you.
00:12:22Yeah.
00:12:22Okay, see you out there.
00:12:24Mm, oh, no.
00:12:25Oh.
00:12:27Now I'm cute, yo.
00:12:28Now it's in the shower.
00:12:29Now it's just...
00:12:31Can I hear that?
00:12:33Oh, my God.
00:12:46What?
00:12:49Um, I was thinking we should probably sleep in separate beds, so...
00:12:53You should probably ask Edmund for a spare cot.
00:12:55It's midnight.
00:12:56He's definitely sleeping.
00:13:00Uh, what are you doing?
00:13:02Making sure nothing untoward happens.
00:13:04Untoward.
00:13:05Yeah.
00:13:06Your virginity's safe.
00:13:11Don't you have pajamas?
00:13:14You're lucky I'm even covering up.
00:13:16Here.
00:13:31Here you go.
00:13:33Ow!
00:13:37Shane, you only tried to kiss me because you're drunk, right?
00:13:46Yeah.
00:13:47Yeah.
00:13:48I thought so.
00:13:51I thought so.
00:14:21Jake!
00:14:23Jake!
00:14:24Look, I'm hung over, okay? Just let me sleep.
00:14:27Sorry, some of us work for a living.
00:14:34Great! Now it's lopsided.
00:14:43What?
00:14:44Did you know there's a beehive over there?
00:14:47Oh, okay, don't go near that tree. I don't have my EpiPen if you piss off the bees.
00:14:52You're allergic?
00:14:54Just tell Edmund he'll call an exterminator.
00:14:56No, it's okay. They only attack if you get too close. I mean, how would you feel if someone invaded
00:15:00your personal space, hmm?
00:15:09Ooh, am I dreaming? Who is that smoke shell?
00:15:17I'm gonna knock you out if you don't quit tugging.
00:15:31Finally being helpful for once?
00:15:38Shane? Shane!
00:15:39Shane!
00:15:40Oh!
00:15:43Oh!
00:16:13Hi!
00:16:15Are you seriously trying to bribe him?
00:16:17Jesus!
00:16:19We are going to ace this challenge.
00:16:26Come on, let's go.
00:16:33Thanks, Edmund.
00:16:34Okay.
00:16:36We need to set some ground rules.
00:16:40First things first, separate beds.
00:16:44You move in your sleep and you snore.
00:16:46I do?
00:16:46And second of all, I need you to stop drinking and no going to parties.
00:16:51What?
00:16:52What?
00:16:52Your grandmother wanted to teach you responsibility.
00:16:54What good does it do if you can't even stop drinking for a week?
00:16:57At least moderate?
00:16:58My tuition is on the line.
00:17:01Fine.
00:17:02Fine.
00:17:03I won't drink and I won't go to parties.
00:17:06Good.
00:17:08Here.
00:17:09Sign.
00:17:28Huh?
00:17:29Look at this.
00:17:31The hell is wrong with you?
00:17:33I said no parties.
00:17:34No, no, no.
00:17:35You said I couldn't go to parties and technically, I mean...
00:17:40Okay.
00:17:41You seriously have to be the most egotistical, self-centered asshole in the entire world.
00:17:48I mean...
00:17:52Look at the mess your friends are making.
00:17:54Please.
00:17:54It's not like it's your job to clean it up.
00:17:56Yes, sir.
00:17:58That's only a job for the maids and I.
00:18:01See?
00:18:02Edmund gets it.
00:18:04Oh!
00:18:05No.
00:18:08Where are you going?
00:18:10To do my job?
00:18:11Gardening.
00:18:13And please, for me, no more drinks.
00:18:26What are you still doing here?
00:18:28Just enjoying your demise.
00:18:31And this smooth 40-year-old Macallan Scotch.
00:18:37You're a Scotch man, right?
00:18:38Just like your dad.
00:18:42You know, my offer still stands.
00:18:44Want to care for a suit?
00:18:45You can try.
00:18:46It's delicious.
00:18:49Piss off!
00:18:55Get lost!
00:18:56Get out of here!
00:18:57Stop!
00:18:58I'm sorry, move!
00:18:58Hey!
00:19:00Get out of here!
00:19:04Yeah!
00:19:06Yeah!
00:19:09Yeah!
00:19:09Yeah!
00:19:09Yeah, that's right!
00:19:11Uh-huh!
00:19:11Leave, assholes!
00:19:13Oh, shit!
00:19:24Tessa, you still out here?
00:19:27Tessa!
00:19:35I'll be in the ensuite bathroom!
00:19:38Bathroom?
00:19:39I'll be in the ensuite bathroom!
00:19:39That's you.
00:19:48Hey!
00:19:49What the shit man?
00:19:51Out!
00:19:52Now!
00:19:53Shane?
00:19:53Shane?
00:19:56It's okay.
00:19:58Ew!
00:19:59Get out!
00:20:00It's okay.
00:20:06Oh no, did Poison Ivy drink too much?
00:20:09Get out!
00:20:09Wait, Shane!
00:20:11Shane, open the door!
00:20:14Stay with me, okay?
00:20:17Shane!
00:20:41Shane?
00:20:44Oh no.
00:20:47Shane?
00:21:08Did you just kiss me?
00:21:09No.
00:21:12Yes, I mean, it was an accident.
00:21:21Tessa.
00:21:25Get off of me!
00:21:36Hi.
00:21:37Hi.
00:21:37You okay?
00:21:38Awesome.
00:21:40I need to go back to my house to get some clothes.
00:21:43I mean, if you need a shirt, you can borrow one of mine.
00:21:47No.
00:21:48I prefer my own.
00:21:56How could I forget?
00:21:59I forgot.
00:22:18So you watch verticals?
00:22:21Here.
00:22:24Look, I don't want to hear it.
00:22:26I didn't say anything.
00:22:27Okay.
00:22:33Cover your eyeballs.
00:22:55Did you write this?
00:22:57Write what?
00:23:01Her fingers grazed the shaft of his mighty sword.
00:23:04It's so big, Lady Tassandra exclaimed.
00:23:07I can see why you need such big muscles to wield it.
00:23:11That's Shakespeare.
00:23:12Don't read that.
00:23:16Keep your eyes to yourself.
00:23:18Mm-hmm.
00:23:33So why can't you swim
00:23:35I just never learned
00:23:36I'm busy studying the mating habits of marine animals
00:23:39You know they say experience is the best teacher
00:23:42Just jump right on in
00:23:43Is everything a joke to you
00:23:46You know my friends, all of them
00:23:47You have those
00:23:48Right?
00:23:49They think I'm really funny
00:23:50Yeah, the ones you pay
00:23:56So many books out here
00:24:08This is actually kind of hot
00:24:12Oh shit, you drew in here too?
00:24:16Hey
00:24:16It's really good
00:24:18Stop, why are you embarrassed?
00:24:20I think it's really good
00:24:20Give it back
00:24:21No, no, no, no, no
00:24:22You gotta tell me more
00:24:23Shane!
00:24:24No!
00:24:24Shane!
00:24:25No!
00:24:28Easy, easy, easy
00:24:30I'm drowning!
00:24:30I'm drowning!
00:24:31I'm drowning!
00:24:32Just stay in love
00:24:33Yeah
00:24:34Yeah, something like that, right?
00:24:37Yeah, something like that, right?
00:24:42What the hell?
00:24:45Rachel, what are you doing here?
00:24:48Shaney baby, same reason as usual
00:24:51Come out of the pool
00:24:52And greet mama properly
00:25:03Still attached at the hip, I see
00:25:05Garden girl
00:25:07Give us some space
00:25:09Whatever you have to say in front of Tessa
00:25:11You can say in front of me
00:25:13Since when do you even know her name?
00:25:15Come on, Shane
00:25:16Forget her
00:25:18If you don't leave now
00:25:19I'm gonna call the butler
00:25:22Edmund!
00:25:22Not so fast
00:25:24What's this?
00:25:27Sir Shanice the brawny
00:25:30I'm going to love this
00:25:32Stop, that's mine
00:25:34Rachel, give it back
00:25:35Hey chat
00:25:36Look at what I just found
00:25:38Turns out Shane's gardener keeps a diary
00:25:42Oh my god
00:25:44Is it just me?
00:25:47Or does Sir Shanice look a bit familiar?
00:25:53Is that...
00:25:54Me?
00:25:58It's nobody!
00:26:03Are you okay?
00:26:06Give you five minutes
00:26:10Tessa, what are you doing?
00:26:12Wait
00:26:14I just want to talk
00:26:22Why'd you do that?
00:26:24She's clearly hurt
00:26:25I'm hurt
00:26:26I miss you
00:26:28You know, that's rich
00:26:30You were just hooking up with a guy in my bed
00:26:32I was just trying to make you jealous
00:26:35I mean, come on
00:26:37Isn't that why you've been hanging out with the Lorax?
00:26:40I've been thinking
00:26:41I want to be something more serious with you
00:26:44I know that's something you've always wanted
00:26:59Shane!
00:27:12It's too late, Rachel
00:27:26Of course he still likes her
00:27:27He never liked me
00:27:29I'm just his gardener
00:27:40He's a stupid boy
00:27:41What am I doing?
00:27:55What?
00:27:58Hello?
00:28:00Is anyone there?
00:28:04Hello?
00:28:05Please!
00:28:07Please!
00:28:08Please!
00:28:08Someone let me out
00:28:09I'm gonna lose my tuition!
00:28:11Why would you suddenly want a relationship?
00:28:14And don't tell me it's despite Tessa
00:28:16Of course not, Shane
00:28:18I've always loved you
00:28:19But you've always been so caught up on your ex
00:28:21Hey, do not bring Natalie into this
00:28:28Have you been distracting me?
00:28:36Oh shit!
00:28:39Oh, that looked like it hurt
00:28:40Bye
00:29:01Can I ask you something?
00:29:04How long ago did you write that story?
00:29:10Oh god, you must think I'm such a freak I started writing that back when we were kids and back
00:29:19when you were nicer but can we just like forget it okay I'm gonna show you something but you
00:29:31have to promise not to laugh
00:29:45okay I cannot believe I'm doing this
00:29:54one time when we were kids you uh gave me a flower okay I wanted to hold on to it
00:30:00I don't know why
00:30:01so I smashed it in these pages and I left this like really cool impression
00:30:05then anytime I saw a cool plant I would just hmm anyway I don't know if you're gonna rewrite the
00:30:13adventures of Sir Shanius and Princess DeSondra but I don't know maybe we could do it in here
00:30:29I love you
00:30:33I'm sorry I
00:30:34no stop I used to but not anymore it was just back when we were kids it's just you showed
00:30:41me that
00:30:41really cute book and I we almost lost the challenge and then I kind of just got lost in the
00:30:44moment
00:30:44you know what I should go Tessa it's no really uh just please shut it
00:30:51yep look at the time gotta go I gotta get ready
00:30:54for what you're not even wearing a watch
00:30:56yep let's go
00:31:05so you take classes at night
00:31:09yeah I work during the day
00:31:11every day
00:31:13why are you so shocked I literally work in your family's garden
00:31:17as you can see here the male anglerfish attaches itself to the backside of the females
00:31:23merging its bodies with her until they become one
00:31:28see
00:31:33is that heading a little too close to home
00:31:36no
00:31:37I have to go to the bathroom
00:31:39now
00:31:39yeah
00:31:54are you done
00:31:55this is so gross
00:31:57yeah well it's not my fault that all the bathrooms were closed
00:32:00just keep an eye out while I zip up
00:32:03oh trust my eyes are anywhere else
00:32:07hey
00:32:07no
00:32:10look I don't care what kind of kinks you're into
00:32:12but this campus is a place of learning
00:32:14I'm calling this in
00:32:16Tessa
00:32:16tell me your pants are almost up
00:32:18they're up
00:32:19okay
00:32:19hey look uh homeless
00:32:21oh no
00:32:29stop
00:32:30stop
00:32:31I don't run this much
00:32:33oh
00:32:33yeah
00:32:34I guess I don't either
00:32:37oh
00:32:39hey um
00:32:41I'm sorry about how I reacted earlier when you said that you
00:32:44please don't
00:32:46no I'm sorry I was just being dumb
00:32:47I
00:32:48you're not dumb
00:32:49stop saying that
00:32:50it's obvious to anyone who's met you that you're really smart
00:32:52why has no one ever told me that
00:32:55because you surround yourself with idiots and insecure assholes
00:33:00true
00:33:02look
00:33:03I'm really sorry I said I loved you
00:33:05Tessa
00:33:06I used to
00:33:08back when we were kids
00:33:10I miss that
00:33:12I miss us
00:33:18just
00:33:20you be honest and tell me
00:33:21do you
00:33:22um
00:33:25think there's a chance we could ever have that again
00:33:29do we really have to hate each other Shane
00:33:33for you
00:33:33for being my friend
00:33:37always
00:33:40Shane Arthur Devere
00:33:42inside
00:33:42now
00:33:47what did I tell you about fraternizing with that girl
00:33:50that's the gardener's daughter for Christ's sakes
00:33:52she's my friend dad
00:33:55I like her
00:33:55your mother and I have arranged for you to marry someone
00:33:58more becoming of your station
00:34:01who
00:34:01Natalie Prescott
00:34:24so do I
00:34:25do I drink too much
00:34:26is that it
00:34:28my parents
00:34:29just died Natalie
00:34:31between all the parties
00:34:32and drugs
00:34:34are you even ready for a real relationship
00:34:37Shane please say something
00:34:41look
00:34:42I
00:34:43I think
00:34:45we're friends
00:34:46and
00:34:47we're always gonna be
00:34:49friends
00:34:50okay
00:34:53yeah
00:34:54right
00:34:57there they are
00:34:58stop
00:34:59police
00:35:00we need to run
00:35:01oh I can't I'm so tired
00:35:03on my back lady to Sandra
00:35:04let's ride
00:35:05go go go go
00:35:06run
00:35:07run
00:35:07run
00:35:08run
00:35:08run
00:35:09run
00:35:09run
00:35:11run
00:35:11run
00:35:14run
00:35:18hey it is not done silly
00:35:20taste it fine to me
00:35:21uh huh
00:35:24open up
00:35:27you're warming up to me
00:35:28I can tell
00:35:29uh huh
00:35:30well
00:35:32aren't you just two peas
00:35:33and a port-a-potty
00:35:35literally how do you keep getting in here
00:35:37you can forget about trying to sabotage us again
00:35:40we're not uncuffing okay
00:35:41Tessa's tuition
00:35:42is on the line
00:35:43and Shane's inheritance
00:35:45okay relax
00:35:46I'm here to apologize
00:35:48wait
00:35:49apologize to me
00:35:52I am so sorry
00:35:53Tessa
00:35:54again
00:35:55you're apologizing to me
00:35:57it's true
00:35:58I've always seen you
00:36:00as a low-class nerd
00:36:01who was way too stuck up
00:36:03for her small bank account
00:36:04okay
00:36:04if your plan is just to insult me
00:36:07into uncuffing
00:36:08let me finish
00:36:11but now
00:36:13I see you as a hard worker
00:36:15with an infectious spirit
00:36:17I mean
00:36:18look at how you've domesticated Shane
00:36:22let me uncuff
00:36:23I want to talk to her alone
00:36:25just trust me
00:36:31what are you doing
00:36:32the cuffs are set to my biometrics
00:36:34the clock is still ticking
00:36:35that just means I have a whole hour
00:36:37to get her hair wet
00:36:37oh very funny
00:36:39I came here prepared this time
00:36:41my hairspray is waterproof
00:36:43oh yeah
00:36:43well
00:36:44is it flower proof?
00:36:46don't you dare
00:36:47who told you to sabotage us?
00:36:49I'll tell you
00:36:51please don't
00:36:51get her babe
00:36:56Conrad offered Rachel
00:36:57half my inheritance
00:36:58to mess with us
00:36:59I heard it straight from her mouth
00:37:04is that true?
00:37:06no
00:37:07no
00:37:08give her half my fucking money?
00:37:11no way
00:37:20Conrad
00:37:22you may have fooled the lawyer
00:37:23but you and I both know
00:37:24you're out to steal my inheritance
00:37:26Rachel told me
00:37:27you'd give her half the money
00:37:28if she got us to fail
00:37:30you know what I think
00:37:32I think you don't deserve
00:37:34mother's fortune
00:37:36you're impulsive
00:37:38self-destructive
00:37:40you barely be trusted
00:37:41to wipe your own ass
00:37:43screw you
00:37:46you're a disappointment
00:37:47Shane
00:37:48you're a disappointment
00:37:49to your grandmother
00:37:50your parents
00:37:52even your fiance
00:37:54everyone knows
00:37:55that's why Natalie left you
00:37:59by the looks of it
00:38:00it seems you've gone
00:38:00and disappointed her
00:38:01too
00:38:19Shane
00:38:19who is Natalie?
00:38:23who is Natalie Shane?
00:38:25Conrad said something
00:38:26about a fiance
00:38:27Shane
00:38:30just leave me alone
00:38:33okay
00:38:35you want space
00:38:37give you space
00:38:42shit
00:39:00we have to recover
00:39:03what's the point?
00:39:05Conrad's right
00:39:06okay I'm a fuck up
00:39:08that's not true
00:39:11that's not true
00:39:19was that Natalie's?
00:39:21who is she to you Shane?
00:39:23she's proof
00:39:25that I can't love you
00:39:26how you want me to
00:39:29I loved Natalie
00:39:30I didn't at first
00:39:32but then we got engaged
00:39:33and she got pregnant
00:39:37and then my parents died
00:39:39and I started drinking too much
00:39:42she had boarded the baby
00:39:44told me
00:39:45I wasn't ready for a kid
00:39:47a real relationship
00:39:50and she left
00:40:00no she was right
00:40:02I'm so sorry
00:40:05just leave
00:40:06okay?
00:40:07everyone does anyway
00:40:07I'm not going anywhere
00:40:11can I show you something?
00:40:15bye
00:40:19come on
00:40:29mom
00:40:30mom
00:40:30mom
00:40:30that's
00:40:31not a real plant
00:40:33you're getting the floor wet
00:40:35it's dying
00:40:36they want to throw it away
00:40:40all it needs
00:40:41is some love
00:40:42and care
00:40:43last time I saw your mom
00:40:45she seemed fine
00:40:46what happened?
00:40:48early onset Alzheimer's
00:40:50she doesn't remember
00:40:51who I am most of the time
00:40:52but
00:40:53half my paycheck
00:40:54goes towards her care
00:40:57responsibility
00:40:58isn't a skill
00:40:59you have to learn Shane
00:41:00it's
00:41:01a choice you have to make
00:41:02to persevere
00:41:03when life piles on
00:41:04you're the DeVere's boy
00:41:07right?
00:41:10my Tessa
00:41:11has such a crush on you
00:41:15mom?
00:41:18Tessa?
00:41:22mom
00:41:22you remember me?
00:41:24of course I remember
00:41:26my own daughter
00:41:27come here
00:41:31oh
00:41:33you in trouble?
00:41:35no
00:41:35no mom
00:41:36we're
00:41:36these
00:41:37they're a prop
00:41:38for our engagement
00:41:39photos today
00:41:40you know
00:41:41Tessa just told
00:41:41ball and chain
00:41:44Tessa
00:41:45are you engaged?
00:41:47oh
00:41:48that's wonderful
00:41:49I always believed
00:41:52in you too
00:41:54let's see a kiss
00:41:58yeah
00:41:59yeah
00:42:01mmm
00:42:06yay
00:42:07yay
00:42:16that fake kiss
00:42:17earlier was really nice
00:42:18of you
00:42:21I promise I won't be weird again
00:42:28you said I was faking it
00:42:38what are you doing?
00:42:41well we have about
00:42:4232 minutes left
00:42:43to free time
00:42:44so I
00:42:46wonder how many rounds
00:42:47you could get in
00:43:02down
00:43:03down
00:43:04down
00:43:05down
00:43:05down
00:43:06down
00:43:07down
00:43:07be
00:43:11down
00:43:19Oh, when we were kids, you had a crush on me, huh?
00:43:24But you always wanted the bad boy.
00:43:32I can be bad.
00:43:36Oh, yeah.
00:44:09Wait, wait.
00:44:10What?
00:44:13Are you going to tell me you're a virgin?
00:44:15Because I know all about that, and I don't care.
00:44:20No, I, yeah, I just, I wanted my first time to be special.
00:44:28No, it's not that, I want to know the person that I crossed that line with is committed
00:44:33to me.
00:44:36Baby, um, I'm sorry, are you, are you asking if I'm ready for a real relationship?
00:44:44Well, are you?
00:44:47Shane, before I give you my virginity, I need to know that you're serious about me, about
00:44:52us.
00:44:55I don't know if I can give you that.
00:45:14Tessa!
00:45:16I'm fine.
00:45:17I just, uh, I need to step out.
00:45:19What about the challenge?
00:45:22Five minutes, please.
00:45:27Tessa!
00:45:29Tessa!
00:45:29Tessa!
00:45:30Leave me alone!
00:45:36Tessa, you have to come out.
00:45:40If the timer on this cuff runs out, if we fail, you'll lose your tuition.
00:45:46And if that happens, I will never be able to forgive myself.
00:46:12When this is over, we can go our separate ways.
00:46:14And we never have to see each other ever again.
00:46:19Is that what you really want?
00:46:23So that's it?
00:46:26After this challenge, we just go our separate ways?
00:46:32No!
00:46:33What the fuck was that?
00:46:35It just hurts.
00:46:37No.
00:46:41Edmund, Edmund, we heard you scream?
00:46:43Your parents' gala?
00:46:44We canceled it!
00:46:46After your grandmother passed, but somehow the invitations went out anyway.
00:46:50What are you guys talking about?
00:46:52Every year since my parents' accident, Graham Graham held this big charity gala in their honor.
00:46:58I guess Conrad must have sent out the invitations to mess with us.
00:47:01Conrad is getting more and more desperate the closer we are to winning.
00:47:04That's not all.
00:47:06Well, he names the two of you as the guests of honor, and the invitation frames the event as if
00:47:12it's your unveiling.
00:47:17As a couple?
00:47:19No, no, Shane, you have to cancel this right now.
00:47:22Impossible.
00:47:23People are flying in from all over the world to be here tomorrow.
00:47:26We have contracts with designers, caterers.
00:47:29We can't...
00:47:29No, no, you know what?
00:47:30I am not going.
00:47:31It is black tie.
00:47:32I don't even own a pair of heels.
00:47:33Tessa, you...
00:47:35No, you know what?
00:47:36You're the one who decided we're done after this, okay?
00:47:39So, what, the whole world is supposed to think we're a couple?
00:47:42I'm not doing this.
00:47:50Shane, I think it's time I showed you something.
00:47:53For Shane's challenge, I want the gardener, Tessa.
00:47:57I always liked her.
00:47:59She's got grit, and she brings out the best in him.
00:48:03It needs to be her.
00:48:05I trust you'll make it happen.
00:48:07It was never about the money, Shane.
00:48:11All your gram-gram ever wanted was to see you happy.
00:48:28Tessa, I've got something very important to ask you.
00:48:31Shane, what are you doing?
00:48:34Tessa Birch, I don't know what we are, but I do know that I care about you.
00:48:39And right now, your future is on the line, and we can figure the rest out later.
00:48:46So, will you be my date to my dead parents' gala?
00:48:49So, deathly allergies do us part.
00:48:54I do.
00:48:59Always.
00:49:08Edmund gave us some money for some outfits, so...
00:49:11Get anything you want.
00:49:23I seriously have to wear these?
00:49:25Not these specifically, but...
00:49:28Have you never worn heels?
00:49:30Eh.
00:49:32One time, when I was 12, but I immediately broke my ankle.
00:49:36Now I have arthritis.
00:49:37So, why can't I just wear these?
00:49:38Those are hiking boots.
00:49:40That's why.
00:49:41Okay, why can't I just wear a dress that covers my feet?
00:49:46Can you go look for her?
00:49:47She's being difficult.
00:49:50What are you planning?
00:49:53Do not embarrass me.
00:49:55Okay.
00:49:56Jeez, touchy.
00:49:58All right.
00:50:00You know, that's 20 minutes.
00:50:02How's it going in there?
00:50:04Don't turn around yet.
00:50:21First time for everything.
00:50:24How did I do?
00:50:27Is that bad?
00:50:29No, it's almost perfect.
00:50:37And...
00:50:39There.
00:50:41Lady Tassandra.
00:50:45Ready?
00:50:46Ready, Sir Shanius.
00:50:59Announcing, Shane DeVere and Tessa Birch.
00:51:09Hmm.
00:51:14Gardner cleans up surprisingly well.
00:51:17Doesn't mean she belongs.
00:51:19Clock the shoes.
00:51:30Let's do this.
00:51:36May I have this dance?
00:51:40Certainly.
00:51:41Put your hands on my shoulders.
00:51:44My hands on your waist.
00:51:46We're going to do a spin.
00:51:47Are you ready?
00:51:48Okay.
00:51:49Two.
00:51:49One, two, three.
00:51:52Super cool.
00:51:55Have you thought about what happens when this is over?
00:51:58You mean after we win this thing?
00:52:00Oh, God.
00:52:01I don't know.
00:52:01I guess I go back to being obscenely rich.
00:52:07About that.
00:52:08I was thinking...
00:52:12What if you came with me to college?
00:52:16I think you'd really like it.
00:52:19Oh, I don't know.
00:52:20Oh, I don't know about that.
00:52:21I don't really think I'm the type for school.
00:52:24Why not?
00:52:25There's like, France there.
00:52:27There's France?
00:52:28Do I drink beer?
00:52:29Want a drink?
00:52:30Mind if I cut in?
00:52:32Natalie!
00:52:38Wait, so what are you doing here?
00:52:43You're Grim-Gram.
00:52:44I heard she died.
00:52:46I thought she never liked me, but then I got this invitation.
00:52:51I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:52:53No, it's okay.
00:52:54She went peacefully.
00:52:57Oh, uh...
00:52:59Natalie, this is Tessa.
00:53:01She's, uh, my...
00:53:02My, uh...
00:53:03We're cuffed.
00:53:04That's what we are.
00:53:04We're just cuffed.
00:53:05That's what we are.
00:53:06I can see that.
00:53:08Yeah, my grandmother's will had a weird stipulation.
00:53:10You know, it's a funny story.
00:53:12Not really.
00:53:13It's really good to meet you, though.
00:53:15I've heard such great things.
00:53:16Well, hopefully the stories aren't too bad.
00:53:18You look familiar.
00:53:21Tessa's mom was our gardener when you were around.
00:53:23Now Tessa is the gardener.
00:53:26Oh, family profession.
00:53:28That's cute.
00:53:29It's been a fun week.
00:53:30She's been teaching me how to garden.
00:53:32She's taken me to some night classes.
00:53:34Oh, night classes?
00:53:36Shane, that's...
00:53:37Daddy, Daddy, you're here.
00:53:44You know what?
00:53:47I'll give you ten minutes to talk.
00:53:56Looks like your bait worked.
00:53:59It's time to hear you shine, babe.
00:54:01I'll do what I do best.
00:54:03Mm-hmm.
00:54:14You're not meant for him, Tessa.
00:54:19Go away, Rachel.
00:54:21I can't stand you.
00:54:23Look at them.
00:54:26Shane's an heir.
00:54:28You're a gardener.
00:54:29He was never going to choose you, Tessa.
00:54:32Wake up.
00:54:33No, you're lying.
00:54:36Shane loves me.
00:54:38Tessie said that.
00:54:39Face it, honey.
00:54:41You were just his passing interest.
00:54:44You don't need him, Tessa.
00:54:46You're tough.
00:54:47You would have worked hard for that degree either way eventually.
00:54:51He's the one who needs you.
00:54:55It's him.
00:54:59He was playing you, girl.
00:55:02But you're in control.
00:55:04You can still make him hurt.
00:55:06All you have to do is leave.
00:55:12Gavin, you shouldn't run up on people like that, okay?
00:55:17Natalie, is this...
00:55:20He's in mind, is he?
00:55:21Wait, you're not Daddy.
00:55:23Where's Daddy?
00:55:24Daddy's at home, remember?
00:55:26Now, go get something to eat.
00:55:28Mommy's talking to an old friend.
00:55:35So he's not mine.
00:55:36He's my husband.
00:55:38Matthew's.
00:55:39We met after we broke up.
00:55:41If he was, would it change things?
00:55:45I wanted to be there for you.
00:55:47You and the baby.
00:55:48I mean, we almost...
00:55:49Oh, Shane.
00:55:53You'll find your person.
00:55:55I know I did.
00:55:58I think I already have.
00:56:01I should probably go find her so I can tell her.
00:56:08Hey, Shane.
00:56:11I came back because I was worried for you.
00:56:14But it seems you're going to be just fine.
00:56:16And for what it's worth, I think you'd make a great dad.
00:56:28Rachel, where's Tessa?
00:56:31Settle down, nephew.
00:56:34We're celebrating.
00:56:36You are about to lose everything.
00:56:41What did you do with Tessa?
00:56:45You can still make him hurt.
00:56:47All you have to do is leave.
00:56:52I know what you're doing, Rachel.
00:56:55And I'm not falling for it.
00:57:04I was trying to be helpful.
00:57:08Since when?
00:57:09You know, Rachel, you're a snake.
00:57:12And you know what gardeners do to snakes?
00:57:15Listen, you insolent bitch.
00:57:17That fortune was supposed to be mine.
00:57:20I had Shane wrapped around my finger long before you wriggled it.
00:57:26Okay, newsflash, Rachel.
00:57:28You know, you're knockoff Barbie doll self-afraid to break a nail.
00:57:33So, you want to fight?
00:57:35Let's fight.
00:57:36Uh-huh.
00:57:36Let's go.
00:57:37You want to fight?
00:57:38Yeah, let's fight.
00:57:47The only person going anywhere is you.
00:57:51What?
00:57:52Take her away.
00:57:56Bye-bye.
00:57:57She left you, Shane.
00:58:00And you're a liar.
00:58:01She wouldn't.
00:58:06The only truth that matters right now is in about seven minutes.
00:58:12I'm going to win everything.
00:58:16I'm going to win everything.
00:58:16The family fortune is mine.
00:58:21Ours.
00:58:22Oh, yeah.
00:58:24Oh, yeah.
00:58:24Yeah, ours.
00:58:26You bastard, where is she?
00:58:29Now!
00:58:38Get off me!
00:58:40Fuck.
00:58:41You were supposed to give him the whole dump.
00:58:43I did!
00:58:44He's a fucking junkie.
00:58:46God damn it.
00:58:51Edmund, have you seen Tessa?
00:58:53Are you all right, sir?
00:58:56I haven't seen her.
00:58:57Have you checked out front?
00:58:59Tessa!
00:59:00Sir?
00:59:01Tessa!
00:59:02Sir!
00:59:05Tessa!
00:59:10Hands off my girlfriend!
00:59:12Girlfriend?
00:59:14Don't you dare!
00:59:25Don't touch my man!
00:59:29I want to make babies with you.
00:59:31Same.
00:59:35Oh, shit.
00:59:36We have to stop eating like this.
00:59:38Call the cops.
00:59:39I got it.
00:59:40Oh, yeah.
00:59:41Oh, shit.
00:59:41Oh, shit.
00:59:42Oh, there he is.
00:59:45Time.
00:59:46Oh, sick!
00:59:49That was so fast.
00:59:50It was so sick.
00:59:53Not so fast.
00:59:57You're not calling anyone.
01:00:05Easy there.
01:00:07Conrad?
01:00:08Easy is what this is supposed to be.
01:00:14You got enough tranquilizers, baby?
01:00:17Uh-huh.
01:00:18See, this was supposed to be painless.
01:00:22But now it's gonna hurt.
01:00:24You'll never get away with this.
01:00:26You'll never get away with this.
01:00:27Uh, I think I will.
01:00:28So this is your plan.
01:00:30To force us to separate at gunpoint?
01:00:32There are cameras, Conrad.
01:00:33You'll get caught.
01:00:36No, we won't.
01:00:38No, we won't.
01:00:38Conrad is a genius.
01:00:40I hacked your cameras and wiped all record of my meddling and...
01:00:43Then I just turned them off.
01:00:45No way you're gonna separate us.
01:00:46You'll have to kill us.
01:00:48I'm not gonna kill you.
01:00:53Tessa!
01:00:55Tessa!
01:00:56Fuck you.
01:01:05I'm gonna make you kill each other.
01:01:16Shane?
01:01:19Shane?
01:01:24Shane?
01:01:25Shane?
01:01:25Shane?
01:01:26Ow.
01:01:27Oh, my God.
01:01:28God.
01:01:30Oh, what's going on?
01:01:36What?
01:01:37Separate or die?
01:01:39Oh, shit.
01:01:41Oh, Conrad is crazier than I thought.
01:01:42Okay, we need to get out of here.
01:01:45Hey.
01:01:47What happened to your chest?
01:01:48What?
01:01:51I don't know.
01:01:52Maybe the hay scratched it or something.
01:01:56No, no, we need to go.
01:01:57Quick.
01:02:11Glad you're finally awake.
01:02:13Just in time, too.
01:02:17We have much to discuss.
01:02:20So what?
01:02:21You guys are like an evil power couple now, or...
01:02:24Well, you could say I surrendered to my...
01:02:28...my ex's uncle.
01:02:33We really bonded over hating you.
01:02:38Kidnapping?
01:02:39Unc?
01:02:39What makes you think you can get away with this?
01:02:42About to be a billionaire?
01:02:45That's plenty of money to bury any truth.
01:02:49Or bury you if you refuse us.
01:02:52Never.
01:02:53We'll just wait this out.
01:02:56Too long.
01:02:57That rash is moving fast.
01:03:01Tessa, you're the biologist.
01:03:04How long does it take for a deadly allergy to kill someone?
01:03:08What did you do?
01:03:10Well, it turns out a lot of injectable cosmetic products contain beef in them.
01:03:15Isn't that neat?
01:03:19What?
01:03:21You freaking psychopaths!
01:03:24You'd really stoop to murder?
01:03:26Wouldn't be the first time.
01:03:28Rachel, you do not have to do this.
01:03:33Shaney, I only wanted you for your money.
01:03:36This way, I get half.
01:03:38Here's the deal.
01:03:39By my estimate, and to be fair, I'm no doctor, but I'd say she's got about 15 minutes before her
01:03:46throat closes up and she goes into full-blown anaphylactic shock.
01:03:54So, if you separate her right now, there might be time to save her.
01:03:59So, it's the money or the girl?
01:04:05Your choice.
01:04:08Uncle, why are you doing this?
01:04:11You really don't know?
01:04:14Because I'm the rightful heir.
01:04:17I'm the eldest son.
01:04:19Arthur was always mother's favorite.
01:04:22It was all supposed to be mine.
01:04:25But then, for some unknown reason, she decides to give you this chance.
01:04:32My mother decides to give you a chance to steal what's rightfully mine.
01:04:38I'm starting to think she had a damn good reason.
01:04:41Mark my words, you will pay for this.
01:04:46It looks like time's running out.
01:04:49You'd better hurry.
01:04:51Hey, you know what?
01:04:53After she's dead, let's bury her in the West Garden.
01:04:59I think she'd like that.
01:05:03Would she like that?
01:05:18Are you crazy?
01:05:21You could die.
01:05:22Those assholes made my life a living hell.
01:05:28I'm not going to let them get away with this.
01:05:31We are going to make it out of here.
01:05:33Together.
01:05:35Help me.
01:05:42It won't budge.
01:05:49I need you to break my glasses.
01:05:54But I love your glasses.
01:05:56You can't see without them.
01:05:57Breathing kind of takes precedent.
01:05:59You could use the wire to pick the lock.
01:06:01Okay.
01:06:12We're almost there.
01:06:18We have to uncuff now, Tessa.
01:06:20No.
01:06:21We can't make it.
01:06:24It'll be alright.
01:06:25We have about three minutes left.
01:06:27Okay?
01:06:27If I run, I can grab that be fine and get back here.
01:06:29Oh, Shane.
01:06:31Don't, please.
01:06:32We deserve a happy ending.
01:06:38That's why I have to do this.
01:06:41No.
01:06:41Don't.
01:06:42Shane!
01:06:43Shane!
01:06:44Shane!
01:06:47Edmund!
01:06:48Edmund!
01:06:49What is it that's shaped?
01:06:50Call the family doctor.
01:07:24Tessa!
01:07:25Tessa, stay with me!
01:07:27I'm coming
01:07:38Shane
01:07:40What happened with the challenge?
01:07:41Did we win?
01:07:45This isn't okay
01:07:46Rachel and Conrad can't just get away with this
01:07:49They tried to kill me
01:07:50Listen to me Tessa
01:07:51You're gonna be fine
01:07:53Okay, I'm gonna get a job
01:07:55I'm gonna make sure your tuition is paid for
01:07:57I'm gonna work
01:07:59You hate work
01:08:01I don't give a shit
01:08:02If I have to work with my two hands
01:08:04For the rest of my life, okay?
01:08:10I just want you to be a part of it
01:08:18I don't want you to wait
01:08:21I'm tired of waiting
01:08:34What?
01:08:34It's not like you haven't seen all this before
01:08:36Yeah, well
01:08:37That was before it
01:08:38This was mine
01:08:51It's not as big as a centaur's
01:08:53I mean
01:08:55Kinda
01:08:58Get on your back, Sir Shanius
01:09:01I'm gonna ride you
01:09:03Oh
01:09:08So
01:09:10How did I compare to the book?
01:09:14I'd say it was a faithful adaptation
01:09:18There must be a way we could beat Conrad
01:09:21We deserve a happy ending
01:09:23The police searched the barn
01:09:25Conrad wiped it clean
01:09:26The cameras too
01:09:27It's his word
01:09:30Against ours
01:09:31That's Shane
01:09:33Oh
01:09:34We're covered
01:09:36We're covered
01:09:37What is it?
01:09:39Ah
01:09:40I
01:09:41Noticed something odd
01:09:42While poking around our security database
01:09:45Conrad
01:09:46Not only wiped the last six days
01:09:47He wiped the last six years
01:09:49Dating back to the day your parents died
01:09:52However
01:09:53He was sloppy
01:09:55And I managed to
01:09:57Recover
01:09:58This
01:10:02Is that my parents' car?
01:10:05It is
01:10:07Oh my god
01:10:09Conrad killed your parents
01:10:18He killed my parents, Tessa
01:10:21Get away with it
01:10:24We can figure it out, Shane
01:10:26Conrad and Rachel think you're too dumb
01:10:28Are too lazy to figure it out
01:10:29But you're neither
01:10:30That's our advantage
01:10:33You know, you're right
01:10:35Yeah
01:10:35We're gonna beat him
01:10:36We just gotta put our heads together
01:10:38Yeah, that's good
01:10:42Hey, chat
01:10:43We are celebrating
01:10:45Guess who just won three billion dollars?
01:10:49Aw
01:10:49Is Tessa sad she lost?
01:10:53How does it feel knowing you're going to die poor?
01:10:56Feels like
01:10:57What the
01:10:58Revenge
01:10:59What the
01:10:59Hey
01:11:01Hey, chat
01:11:07Check this out
01:11:08Say cheese
01:11:23Taking my inheritance out already?
01:11:26You mean my birthright?
01:11:29Speaking of
01:11:30You really should start packing your things
01:11:32Because I won't abide trespassers in my home
01:11:36I'm not going anywhere
01:11:37I'm not going anywhere
01:11:38You see this SD card?
01:11:40I have proof you killed my parents
01:11:51I've murdered no one
01:11:54That's not what you said at the barn
01:11:56I had Edmund look through some old security footage
01:11:59And he found a weird video
01:12:01Of you cutting the brakes on my parents' car
01:12:03Now I wonder what the lawyers will think about that
01:12:16Doesn't matter what the fucking lawyer thinks
01:12:28You bitch
01:12:29You stole my gun?
01:12:31Yep
01:12:31And I got my marksmanship badge in the Girl Scout
01:12:35So
01:12:35You'll stay quiet until I say so
01:12:46Hey, Lawman
01:12:47I got something for you
01:12:51Looks like he went home for the night
01:12:53It's just me and you
01:13:02You're just his passing interest
01:13:09He's just using you
01:13:12But you can make him hurt
01:13:17Okay
01:13:20Give me the card
01:13:23He wouldn't
01:13:26Shit
01:13:28Don't fucking move
01:13:38Why are you so
01:13:43Don't tell me this is the only copy
01:13:48You really are dumb as disco, aren't you?
01:13:56I can't believe you didn't make another copy
01:13:58I was so right about you
01:14:01You are a complete and total imbecile
01:14:05Just like your father
01:14:09You know that's why I had to cut his brakes, right?
01:14:12And steal your inheritance
01:14:14It's not personal, buddy
01:14:16It's nature
01:14:18The survival of the fittest
01:14:20And you two idiots
01:14:22Who are standing in the way of my evolution
01:14:25So you betray anyone, huh?
01:14:27Even your own family?
01:14:30What happens when Rachel gets in the way?
01:14:34Who?
01:14:37She already has
01:14:39You think I'm gonna give that bimbo half my money, dummy?
01:14:44She's next
01:14:49You're plotting to kill me?
01:14:52No, baby
01:14:54I would never
01:14:55You idiot
01:14:57Didn't you notice I took all of those selfies?
01:15:00If I go down
01:15:01You go down
01:15:11Okay
01:15:13This is how this is all gonna go down
01:15:14I'm gonna walk out of here
01:15:16With my inheritance
01:15:18You hear me?
01:15:19My inheritance
01:15:21And none of you are gonna get shot
01:15:24You understand?
01:15:28What the fuck are you laughing at?
01:15:31Oh
01:15:31You've already lost, Conrad
01:15:34That phone right there
01:15:35Yeah, it was streaming in the background
01:15:37Rachel's 10 million followers
01:15:39Just heard you confess to a shit ton of crimes
01:15:43And just in case one recording wasn't enough
01:15:46I made a copy
01:15:48Dumbass
01:15:52Guess you two better get used to wearing these
01:15:59Fucking influencer
01:16:13Well
01:16:14That's a conundrum
01:16:17You two failed the challenge
01:16:19But clearly Conrad played a part
01:16:22Shelly's will to not account for this
01:16:24Surely it's worth a second attempt
01:16:27That
01:16:29Might work
01:16:30You want us to run the challenge back?
01:16:33Tessa
01:16:34Tessa, say something
01:16:37Sure
01:16:37Why not?
01:16:39It doesn't scare me half as much this time around
01:16:41What, are you scared?
01:16:43Mm-mm
01:16:45Okay
01:16:46That said
01:16:48Mr. Shane
01:16:49Arthur
01:16:51Devere
01:16:53What do you say?
01:16:55Will you be cuffed to me one more time till death do us part?
01:16:58I do
01:17:05Huzzah!
01:17:08Here we go again
01:17:13Just got all my books for this semester
01:17:16I'm so excited for this course on migration patterns of butterflies
01:17:20What about you?
01:17:21Did you get your classes figured out?
01:17:23Early childhood education
01:17:25Bio 101
01:17:26And art class
01:17:27I don't know
01:17:28I'm still figuring out my extracurriculars
01:17:31Well, speaking of extracurriculars
01:17:36Look what else I picked up
01:17:45I love you
01:17:48I love you too
01:17:55Let me see these
01:17:56Mmm
01:18:01Oh
01:18:07I have an idea
01:18:14Feels familiar
01:18:26I met a boy
01:18:28I met a boy
01:18:29I met a boy
01:18:29I met a boy
01:18:31I met a boy
01:18:31I met a boy
01:18:31I met a boy
01:18:32I met a boy
01:18:33I met a boy
01:18:34I met a boy
01:18:34I met a boy
01:18:35I met a boy
01:18:35I met a boy
01:18:36I met a boy
01:18:36I met a boy
01:18:36You
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