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Everyone mocked her ragged clothes and called her a gold digger… until they discovered she possessed powers beyond imagination.  She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess is an addictive fantasy romance mini series filled with hidden identities, powerful healing abilities, billionaire romance, revenge, emotional drama, and supernatural twists. Trixie appears to be nothing more than a homeless woman struggling to survive, but beneath her humble appearance hides a legendary healer capable of miracles no doctor can explain.  When the nation’s most powerful and admired war hero, Lysander Armstrong, falls victim to a mysterious illness, countless experts fail to save him. Just as hope begins to disappear, Trixie unexpectedly enters his life. While society insults and humiliates her, she becomes the only person capable of curing both his deadly condition and the loneliness buried deep inside his heart.  As Lysander grows closer to the mysterious healer, enemies begin circling from every direction. Jealous rivals, greedy elites, corrupt families, and hidden conspiracies all seek to control Trixie’s extraordinary powers for themselves. But those who underestimate her quickly learn that the quiet woman they mocked is far more dangerous than they imagined.  Caught between love and destiny, Trixie must decide whether to continue hiding her true identity or finally reveal the divine strength that could shake the entire world. Meanwhile, Lysander becomes fiercely protective of the woman everyone else rejected, willing to risk his power, wealth, and reputation to keep her safe.  Filled with emotional healing, strong female lead moments, billionaire romance, hidden goddess powers, revenge against betrayal, and magical drama, She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess delivers an unforgettable story about love, respect, and discovering the true value hidden beneath appearances.  #HealerGoddess #FantasyRomance #HiddenIdentity #BillionaireRomance #StrongFemaleLead #MiniSeries #HealingPowers #RomanticDrama #SupernaturalLove #ViralDrama  Welcome to our world of addictive short dramas and emotional storytelling. Here you’ll find viral micro dramas, romantic love stories, revenge series, dramatic plot twists, and binge-worthy vertical dramas designed for mobile viewers.  From billionaire romance and toxic relationships to heartbreak, betrayal, and unexpected endings — every episode is crafted to keep you hooked.  New short drama episodes uploaded regularly. Watch anytime, anywhere, and enjoy cinematic storytelling in minutes.  Subscribe now for daily short dramas, trending micro drama series, and emotional love stories.  #ShortDrama #MicroDrama #VerticalDrama #MiniSeries #RomanceDrama #RevengeDrama

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00:00:01You

00:00:03Healer goddess here my plea

00:00:06Please save my

00:00:08Rod of a sepulius

00:00:30You

00:00:43Rejuvenate

00:00:52Praise she is the healer goddess

00:00:55No, please don't call me that

00:00:59I'm just glad I could help

00:01:05Here you go miss, thank you

00:01:10Why do you weigh down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the

00:01:13most in need

00:01:27You must be rushing off to go find your jewels because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and

00:01:32run

00:01:32Oh

00:01:36It's okay little guy

00:01:38I'll fix you right up

00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong

00:01:49We're chewing

00:01:54We're chewing

00:01:54See good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb

00:02:00Come on Cleo, let's go

00:02:17Please my brother's been in a coma the last two years

00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely

00:02:26Be Lysander Armstrong

00:02:28His military family basically owns the entire global stock market

00:02:32He's so hot

00:02:34Does he come with the money?

00:02:36Yes, he'll even marry you if you can cure him money fame power

00:02:41It's all yours

00:02:45Are we still moving forward miss Trixie?

00:02:48Yes, give the presidential contract to Marissa

00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in

00:02:56Grandma

00:02:56I'm dying

00:02:58Save me Trixie

00:03:00Grandma

00:03:02Grandma

00:03:03When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old

00:03:07I'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma

00:03:10And we're just still on deployment so that's why I haven't been married yet

00:03:16Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you

00:03:23We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes

00:03:36Please go feed your dog miss. Don't let it starve like you

00:03:40Oh, kind stranger

00:03:42Let me repay you by granting you a wish

00:03:44Grant me a wish?

00:03:45That you can barely feed yourself

00:03:47The downfall of humanity

00:03:48It all starts with the loss of faith

00:03:51What the?

00:03:53Oh, geez

00:03:53This is giving me a migraine now

00:03:56Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?

00:03:59I'm telling you to have some faith in me

00:04:02Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness

00:04:06Can you do that?

00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to

00:04:12Cleo, stay right here for a second

00:04:13Don't go too far, Cleo

00:04:19Hold still

00:04:26What? My migraine's gone

00:04:28Okay, then let's go

00:04:29If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you

00:04:32Come on, come on

00:04:47How is he?

00:04:49What is the diagnosis?

00:04:50Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him

00:04:53I'm sorry, I don't know what this is

00:04:56Aren't you the queen of medicine?

00:04:57You're supposed to be one of the best

00:04:59Don't worry, general

00:05:00I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the east

00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle

00:05:25I have no clue what this is

00:05:30Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all

00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last

00:05:37Me, the witch doctor

00:05:39I'll save your son, Lysander

00:05:52He's not budging, there's no movement

00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world

00:05:58But I don't know what this is

00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors

00:06:04They've tried all these methods and they've all failed

00:06:07If we can't save him

00:06:10There's only one person who can

00:06:12Who?

00:06:16The goddess of healing

00:06:19Wait a second

00:06:21Wait a second

00:06:21You're not talking about the legendary goddess you

00:06:24That's correct

00:06:25Her right rewrites the ronde

00:06:27And her left leaves the bereft

00:06:30That's her motto

00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals

00:06:34We are nothing compared to her

00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive

00:06:40No one has ever seen her before

00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son

00:06:46I don't care if I go bankrupt

00:06:48I will find her

00:06:50James, come

00:06:51Put out a voucher

00:06:52To the entire world

00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer

00:06:57Will give her five million dollars

00:06:59There's no need

00:07:14I'll save your son

00:07:17Who the hell is she?

00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander

00:07:20She's gonna save your brother?

00:07:22Don't be ridiculous

00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?

00:07:27Exactly

00:07:28Holy God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier

00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich

00:07:34Ew!

00:07:35She even brought a filthy dog with her

00:07:38I bet it has fleas

00:07:40That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion

00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us

00:07:51Don't touch him

00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover

00:07:56But I can see from all your faces that you've failed

00:08:00So step aside

00:08:01I'll take it from here

00:08:03Could you hold this?

00:08:04Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

00:08:06You're not gonna touch my son

00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country

00:08:10And a former general

00:08:11I know a gold-digging whore when I see one

00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash

00:08:20Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some

00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?

00:08:32Ew! Disgusting!

00:08:33Go back to being a prostitute

00:08:35Security!

00:08:36Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now

00:08:39Let's go

00:08:40If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life

00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail

00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try

00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud

00:08:58All right, I'll give you a shot

00:09:01But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall

00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?

00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me

00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness

00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here

00:09:18I'll leave

00:09:20Seven, come find me when you have a different wish

00:09:23Well, Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me

00:09:26I can't lose him

00:09:29Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person

00:09:34My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack

00:09:39Also, he's great with puppies, he'd make a great husband

00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?

00:09:45As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you

00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her

00:09:55I mean, look at her

00:09:56Even if she cleaned herself up

00:09:59You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her

00:10:02Only those cuts in the lowest ranks are bigger over such trivial matters

00:10:06Continue wasting your time

00:10:08But I'm saving this patient

00:10:19You're okay?

00:10:23What's happening?

00:10:24What are we doing?

00:10:36What the hell are you doing?

00:10:39I knew she was a perv

00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us

00:10:44Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?

00:10:48Are you insane?

00:10:49Security, smash her face in for licking my son

00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease

00:10:55Has a peanut allergy

00:10:56And the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy

00:11:00Yeah, right

00:11:01I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him

00:11:04Oh, okay

00:11:05I've studied every disease known to man, right?

00:11:08I even have the badge of universal medicine right here

00:11:11And I've never heard of endo... cryo...

00:11:16What? What?

00:11:25It's worth nothing when I have the real thing right here

00:11:28What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, the rod of a sepulius?

00:11:36Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?

00:11:41I agree

00:11:42I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery

00:11:45What is the point of doctors who have studied for years?

00:11:49We are all certified

00:11:50But Lysander does have congenital heart disease

00:11:54She's right about everything

00:11:58Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right

00:12:03And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what

00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphy

00:12:08Oh

00:12:09And of course none of you have heard of it

00:12:11Because I just discovered it

00:12:13This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy

00:12:17The chances are a billion to one

00:12:19A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery

00:12:22But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me

00:12:27What a bunch of baloney

00:12:28I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good

00:12:33Precisely

00:12:34You are just a scamming prostitute

00:12:36You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine

00:12:42I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school

00:12:45Oh, so she went to the super circus instead

00:12:49And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases

00:12:53Which mean nothing if you can't wake him up

00:12:57Is that supposed to be a challenge?

00:13:01If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up

00:13:05I think you all should grow parts of your brain back

00:13:07Which by the way that condition is called an encephaly

00:13:11What is that supposed to mean?

00:13:13It means you're being schooled by me

00:13:15And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees

00:13:19Then let's have a bet

00:13:21If you can't heal him

00:13:24We'll break your hands

00:13:27And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore

00:13:33These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined

00:13:37You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?

00:13:40Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them

00:13:44There's too many lives at stake

00:13:48Don't worry, I got this

00:13:52It's a deal

00:13:54I'll save Lysander Armstrong

00:13:56No one is dying on my watch

00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years

00:14:12Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?

00:14:15Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything

00:14:27I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you

00:14:30I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband

00:14:34I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing

00:14:38Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit

00:14:41Wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?

00:14:43Don't listen to her!

00:14:45She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her

00:14:50Firstly, this is called greatness

00:14:54Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character

00:15:01What did you just call me?

00:15:05There's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way

00:15:10Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm

00:15:14Now stop getting in my way or I promise you

00:15:17You will be bubbling at the mouth very soon

00:15:20Oh yeah?

00:15:21Hey, you want to see real pain?

00:15:22Where's the dog?

00:15:23Well, put down the dog!

00:15:25With pleasure

00:15:48You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor

00:15:54She's been poisoned!

00:15:56It was her!

00:15:57Do you see any poison on me?

00:16:00Medicine in the right hands can save lives

00:16:02But in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison

00:16:06This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine

00:16:10Do you have one of your antidotes on you?

00:16:11Of course

00:16:13I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes

00:16:16If I want to save someone

00:16:17Even the grim reaper can't stop me

00:16:36Why is she skinning blood?

00:16:37This wasn't supposed to happen!

00:16:39I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way

00:16:42Angel herbalist

00:16:43This is what I call malpractice

00:16:48This isn't fatal, she'll live

00:16:50But she deserves a little punishment

00:16:52Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?

00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?

00:16:55Right this way

00:16:56Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

00:16:58What the hell is going on?

00:17:00You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?

00:17:04Then stop getting in my way

00:17:05Every second counts

00:17:08Let's go for our dip, shall we?

00:17:14General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation

00:17:19Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?

00:17:23Hold on, you two are going in there alone?

00:17:27If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in

00:17:34All right, but I warn you, no funny business

00:17:56Thank you

00:18:51That's what I would do if I was that poor.

00:18:53And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation.

00:18:56Pelt for ransom.

00:18:58I'm a homeless woman.

00:18:59Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.

00:19:02We have to have faith.

00:19:04Where did you actually find this little life?

00:19:08Uh, on the streets.

00:19:11Are you shitting me?

00:19:13You found this bum on the streets?

00:19:15Are you nuts?

00:19:16You don't know her.

00:19:17You don't know her background.

00:19:18She could be a psychotic murder.

00:19:20That is it, General.

00:19:21You have to go in and stop this now.

00:19:23You're right.

00:19:23That's it.

00:19:24I'm shutting down this clown show right now.

00:19:26James, let's go.

00:19:27Yes, sir.

00:19:31Oh, my God.

00:19:39I told you all to stay out.

00:19:46It's just a critical moment for you.

00:19:48We can't be interrupted.

00:19:49Otherwise, we'd both die.

00:19:55I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.

00:20:01I'm going to save him myself.

00:20:03No.

00:20:07You see that, General?

00:20:09This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.

00:20:11This is witchcraft.

00:20:14I know what this is.

00:20:15This is the dark witch.

00:20:17I've heard of her.

00:20:18She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men, and then she eats them alive.

00:20:24I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.

00:20:27James, get the SWAT team.

00:20:30Yes, sir.

00:20:34You regain consciousness.

00:20:46Help me.

00:20:47I'm just one.

00:20:53Something's wrong.

00:20:56You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.

00:20:59Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.

00:21:04That's one more thing I'm saving you from.

00:21:13Sir?

00:21:14The SWAT team is here.

00:21:16Captain Morales.

00:21:19My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.

00:21:24I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.

00:21:27Rest assured, General Armstrong.

00:21:29We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.

00:21:36All right.

00:21:38Rewrites the world.

00:21:43You're stupid.

00:21:46Who the fuck are you?

00:21:48And why the hell are we naked?

00:21:51Good.

00:21:52You're awake.

00:21:53I'm saving you.

00:21:55I'm saving you by bathing with me.

00:21:58Who are you?

00:21:59You're a fucking spy?

00:22:01So, I swear to God, I'll have you arrested for this.

00:22:05You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor.

00:22:10I will never.

00:22:11Oh, really?

00:22:26Look who's guilty now.

00:22:29Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, all right?

00:22:31But it is a biological fact.

00:22:34A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.

00:22:39It's science, okay?

00:22:40It just means that my body...

00:22:41Oh, shut up.

00:22:42...is physically...

00:22:45You just got to me with your foot.

00:22:47And I'm a professional.

00:22:49I hear Lysander's voice.

00:22:51Captain, do something now.

00:22:53Ready!

00:22:59We're almost there.

00:23:01Aim!

00:23:03Get him, boys.

00:23:04Get him!

00:23:07Fire!

00:23:10Fire!

00:23:26Those the missiles.

00:23:27How is this possible?

00:23:29It's not even a scratch.

00:23:31I told you this is dark magic.

00:23:33Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.

00:23:36No, I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.

00:23:39She's not the dark witch.

00:23:41Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.

00:23:45This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.

00:23:48How is she going to save someone else's life?

00:23:50That's right.

00:23:51The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.

00:23:55If we can't save him, no one can.

00:23:58Except for the goddess healer.

00:24:00Think about it.

00:24:01We heard Lysander's voice.

00:24:02He's been in a coma for two years.

00:24:04Miss Trixie must have woken him up.

00:24:06You're right.

00:24:06This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.

00:24:12Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.

00:24:15No!

00:24:16No!

00:24:17Absolutely not.

00:24:18There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.

00:24:21How could you know for sure?

00:24:23Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.

00:24:26You're wrong, sir!

00:24:27This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.

00:24:32It's called Borderline Revival.

00:24:34She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.

00:24:38But only temporarily.

00:24:39It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.

00:24:44That means my son is in tremendous pain.

00:24:46I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can.

00:24:49To kill that antler rod bearing witch.

00:24:52My son doesn't deserve this.

00:24:54He is dying right now, naked, in a jacuzzi, with a smelly vagrant.

00:24:59Then it looks like it's up to me.

00:25:01The witch doctor.

00:25:02Only I know the right techniques to take her down.

00:25:07My son's life is in your hands.

00:25:09You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.

00:25:13I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away

00:25:19from me.

00:25:21This is it.

00:25:23The finishing touch.

00:25:25I must now give you the kiss of life.

00:25:28So we can both survive.

00:25:48It's poison gas.

00:25:50The poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.

00:25:55Poison gas?

00:25:56My son is in there.

00:25:58You're jeopardizing his life as well.

00:26:00No, don't worry, General.

00:26:02Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.

00:26:05Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.

00:26:08Then we can reverse the poison on your son.

00:26:10And then he can marry one of us.

00:26:13They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.

00:26:18I made a promise to you that I'd save you.

00:26:21It's now or never.

00:26:35What the hell are they doing in there?

00:26:37It's been over ten minutes.

00:26:39Wait a second.

00:26:40You don't think that they're...

00:26:42You!

00:26:43You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!

00:26:46Don't point your fingers at me!

00:26:47If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger!

00:26:51Oh my god.

00:26:52Yeah?

00:26:52She's the one who sealed the door shut.

00:26:54I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.

00:26:58Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother!

00:27:02This is taking way too long!

00:27:05Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.

00:27:09These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.

00:27:13Bazooka?

00:27:13She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.

00:27:17Crap.

00:27:17Oh my god.

00:27:18Get back, sucker.

00:27:20Ready.

00:27:21Aim!

00:27:22Oh, shit.

00:27:27Quit your whining and stand down.

00:27:42The parasite's been extracted.

00:27:44Shoot her dead now.

00:27:45Do I need to fix your hearing too?

00:27:47I said stand down.

00:27:50Don't listen to her.

00:27:52She's a fraud.

00:27:53A termite to the field of medicine.

00:27:55I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.

00:27:58If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease-spreading tick.

00:28:03Wait a second.

00:28:04Are you saying you cured my son?

00:28:06He'll wake in just a moment.

00:28:08You can see for yourself.

00:28:10Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.

00:28:13That is it!

00:28:13No more stalling, General!

00:28:15If you won't punish her, I will!

00:28:21Don't hurt her.

00:28:27He's a cure!

00:28:34His pulse is regular.

00:28:35In fact, it's never been better.

00:28:40There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.

00:28:51Miss Trixie did it, Dad.

00:28:53Lysander's warm again.

00:28:54He's not cold and pale like before.

00:28:57And his heart is strong.

00:28:58Come, feel it.

00:29:01I saved my son.

00:29:04Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.

00:29:08Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.

00:29:12I've learned my lesson.

00:29:13I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.

00:29:18Wait, wait!

00:29:19No, no!

00:29:20There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen,

00:29:25angel, and I.

00:29:28The goddess healer!

00:29:34Could you really be the goddess of healing?

00:29:36But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old,

00:29:41and you don't look a day after 20.

00:29:44It doesn't matter who I am.

00:29:45What matters is that the patient is healthy again.

00:29:48Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.

00:29:52Take care.

00:29:53No, wait!

00:29:55Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.

00:29:57He's right.

00:29:59We are men of our words, and as I promised you,

00:30:01my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife if you cured him,

00:30:04and you did just that.

00:30:06Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.

00:30:10I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.

00:30:14I...

00:30:15I'm already engaged.

00:30:19Already engaged?

00:30:20I am.

00:30:21I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years,

00:30:25and he's coming back today.

00:30:27But don't be disappointed.

00:30:29Really, I'm no one special.

00:30:31I just got lucky with your brother.

00:30:33Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.

00:30:37But you're still Lysander's savior.

00:30:38Please, let me give you what I promised.

00:30:41Take the gold.

00:30:42No, really.

00:30:44I don't need anything.

00:30:46I just believe in doing good in the world.

00:30:51Trixie, it's your fiancé.

00:30:54He's back.

00:30:55And he says he's breaking up with you.

00:30:59I must go.

00:31:06Hobo close.

00:31:07Halo glow.

00:31:09I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.

00:31:12It was just dumb luck.

00:31:14She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.

00:31:17She could have been the richest woman in the world,

00:31:19marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.

00:31:26I'm going to marry that homeless woman.

00:31:32Oh, my God.

00:31:34I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo,

00:31:36but this is godly.

00:31:39No, no, no, no, Lysander.

00:31:42Lysander's not what's supposed to be mine.

00:31:46I'd so much rather share him with you

00:31:48than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.

00:31:50You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.

00:31:54Take these two weirdos out of here

00:31:55and revoke their licenses.

00:31:57Wait, no.

00:31:58We're not brides.

00:31:59No, she's just better than us.

00:32:02Oh, my God.

00:32:04Oh, my God.

00:32:06We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?

00:32:09She's no average Jane.

00:32:10No, she isn't.

00:32:11She said it was just dumb luck.

00:32:13But if she truly had these special skills,

00:32:16why did she wear that shit-stained dress

00:32:18and had an impeccable-looking doll?

00:32:20But think about the impenetrable walls.

00:32:22No normal person could have done that.

00:32:24Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.

00:32:27I have never met a woman like that.

00:32:29I have to find her.

00:32:30I have to make her my life.

00:32:31She won my heart over, too.

00:32:33But if my bestest big bro wants her,

00:32:35I'll help you find her.

00:32:36All right, listen.

00:32:38I need help finding three wedding gifts.

00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie,

00:32:47so I want you, your granddaughters,

00:32:49filthy things

00:32:50out of my house

00:32:53now.

00:32:53Trixie paid for this house.

00:32:55She waited for you

00:32:56for three years.

00:32:59She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.

00:33:01And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now,

00:33:03one with some serious

00:33:03fuck you money.

00:33:06So get lost.

00:33:07Who gave you permission

00:33:09to bark like a rabbit hyena

00:33:10in my house?

00:33:16Grandma.

00:33:18Beatrice, Trixie,

00:33:20I'm already.

00:33:21I've been dying to throw this in your face.

00:33:23I'm dumping you

00:33:24for your best friend,

00:33:26Marissa.

00:33:27In fact,

00:33:29the wedding's tomorrow.

00:33:30So sign over the house

00:33:32now.

00:33:37You gave me this ring

00:33:39and asked me to wait.

00:33:40And I did.

00:33:42For three years

00:33:43while you were deployed.

00:33:44Yet you cheat on me

00:33:45with my best friend

00:33:47and now you're trying

00:33:48to swindle my home?

00:33:50Do you have no shame?

00:33:52We were together

00:33:52for three years

00:33:53and it was a complete waste

00:33:55of my life

00:33:56when I could have been

00:33:56with a loaded girl

00:33:57like Marissa.

00:34:03That's how much

00:34:04you would owe me

00:34:05if I was in the

00:34:06rent-to-boyfriend business.

00:34:09I see you're fulfilling

00:34:10your highest aspirations

00:34:11of being a low-grade

00:34:13male prostitute.

00:34:18Oh, yeah?

00:34:19Well, Marissa

00:34:21is so much better than you.

00:34:23She grew up

00:34:24even poorer

00:34:25than you

00:34:26and now

00:34:27she's the CEO

00:34:28of an entire

00:34:29corporation.

00:34:34And you?

00:34:35You're still nothing.

00:34:38So you think

00:34:39she's an upgrade?

00:34:40Of course she's an upgrade.

00:34:42Look what she got me

00:34:44for my engagement.

00:34:46Oops.

00:34:47Yeah.

00:34:48That's maybe worth

00:34:49one millionth

00:34:50the presidential contract

00:34:51I gave her.

00:34:58You gave her

00:34:59the presidential contract?

00:35:00I certainly did.

00:35:01In fact,

00:35:02Marissa,

00:35:03you and your dimwit brother

00:35:05only have everything

00:35:07you have

00:35:07all thanks to me.

00:35:13Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.

00:35:15That breakup

00:35:16must have hit her

00:35:17hard.

00:35:18You two

00:35:18are the ungrateful

00:35:20cheating scum here.

00:35:22my granddaughter

00:35:23supported you

00:35:24and your entire family

00:35:26for three years

00:35:27while you were gone.

00:35:28How dare you insult her?

00:35:31It's okay, Grandma.

00:35:33Let's not stoop to that level.

00:35:35Poor Edna.

00:35:36She still doesn't know

00:35:37what you're doing

00:35:38out there on the streets, huh?

00:35:39What is he talking about,

00:35:41Jersey?

00:35:41Show her, Bob.

00:35:47This is how embarrassingly useless

00:35:49your granddaughter is.

00:35:51She didn't purchase

00:35:52this house on her own.

00:35:53She was begging

00:35:54on the street for money.

00:35:56I can't be caught

00:35:58with a piss-poor nobody

00:35:59like you.

00:36:00Even if you got no game,

00:36:01I got street cred

00:36:02I got out of keep.

00:36:03You dig?

00:36:04The word you're looking for

00:36:05is dignity.

00:36:07And you're one to speak,

00:36:08cheater.

00:36:10Is this true, Trixie?

00:36:15I've been broadening

00:36:16my horizons, Grandma.

00:36:18I want to see how regular,

00:36:19everyday people live

00:36:20so that I can help them.

00:36:23Of course,

00:36:24those without substance

00:36:25underneath would never

00:36:26understand that.

00:36:27What is that supposed to mean?

00:36:29It means the new girlfriend

00:36:30you think is an upgrade

00:36:32is actually a downgrade.

00:36:37Enough bullshitting already!

00:36:39Just sign the damn papers

00:36:40and we can each get on

00:36:41with our lives.

00:36:54At your wedding, I will.

00:36:56What?

00:36:58If you won't do good by me

00:36:59of breaking things off

00:37:00before two-timing me

00:37:01with my best friend,

00:37:03why should I do good by you?

00:37:05I'll give you my John Hancock

00:37:07at your wedding

00:37:07as a charity

00:37:09to you.

00:37:10Fucking bitch!

00:37:12You better keep your word.

00:37:13Oh, that's rich.

00:37:15After tomorrow,

00:37:16you will never feel

00:37:17so rich ever again.

00:37:18Do you remember that?

00:37:26Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.

00:37:29They'll destroy you

00:37:30if you show even so much

00:37:32as a hair at their wedding.

00:37:33Grandma,

00:37:34I have to confess something to you.

00:37:37I've secretly amassed

00:37:38a fortune worth trillions.

00:37:40Trillions?

00:37:43That would make you

00:37:45the richest person

00:37:46on the planet.

00:37:48It's because of the healing hands

00:37:49I inherited from Asseplius,

00:37:51the god of healing.

00:37:53I've saved several world leaders

00:37:55with these hands.

00:37:56That's how I was able

00:37:57to give Marissa

00:37:58the presidential contract

00:37:59and become the goddess healer.

00:38:01It makes me angrier

00:38:03hearing her name

00:38:04knowing how she betrayed you.

00:38:06But please,

00:38:07Trixie dear,

00:38:08I know it was

00:38:09to broken your heart,

00:38:10but embellishing your worth

00:38:13and who you are,

00:38:15it will only delay

00:38:16the healing process.

00:38:17You don't have to believe me

00:38:19just yet.

00:38:20After we lost mom and dad

00:38:21because we didn't have the money

00:38:23for their medical bills,

00:38:25I vowed that I would do

00:38:26everything I can

00:38:27to serve those in need.

00:38:29That's why I'm taking

00:38:30everything back

00:38:31from Butch

00:38:31and I'm giving it back

00:38:32to charity.

00:38:33You've always had

00:38:34an angel's heart.

00:38:36I'm certain you will

00:38:37meet someone

00:38:37who will treat you right,

00:38:39who actually deserves you.

00:38:41You will see tomorrow, Grandma.

00:38:45Oh, yeah.

00:38:51You said Trixie's

00:38:52crashing your wedding?

00:38:54She was bullying us too, Sasa.

00:38:56She's probably

00:38:57trying to extort you

00:38:58now that she knows

00:38:58you're rich as fuck.

00:39:00I hope when nobody

00:39:01steps on Snake,

00:39:03Snake bites back hard.

00:39:05So let her come

00:39:06and embarrass herself.

00:39:07Yeah.

00:39:08You mean,

00:39:11we broadcast

00:39:12that video of me?

00:39:16Yes.

00:39:17Her cavewoman

00:39:18staked the 19th century

00:39:19tin can.

00:39:20She'll prop me up

00:39:21higher on my pedestal

00:39:22and the whole world

00:39:23sees her in her

00:39:23homeless mess

00:39:24against my presidential

00:39:25glow up.

00:39:27Let's turn this party

00:39:28into her funeral.

00:39:36There he is.

00:39:38Welcome home, brother.

00:39:41Welcome home, General!

00:39:45Sir, the homeless woman

00:39:46who saved you,

00:39:47Miss Trixie.

00:39:47This is the file

00:39:48of her ex,

00:39:49Butch Tanner.

00:39:50He served with her

00:39:50regiment in the Marines.

00:39:52You mean the Butch Tanner

00:39:53that could barely

00:39:53carry supplies?

00:39:54Well, she's been providing

00:39:55for him and his entire

00:39:56family while he's been

00:39:57deployed overseas, sir.

00:39:58So she waited for him

00:40:00for years

00:40:00and then he betrayed her?

00:40:02Fucking coward.

00:40:03According to intel,

00:40:03she's planning to bring it

00:40:04down on them

00:40:05at their wedding.

00:40:06Then we should join her.

00:40:07Men, I'm only alive today

00:40:10because of that

00:40:10virtuous woman

00:40:11and her incredible power

00:40:12that saved my life.

00:40:14So she needs our support.

00:40:15Will you join me

00:40:16in protecting her?

00:40:17Yes, sir!

00:40:18We will allow our lives

00:40:18to protect her, sir!

00:40:21Let's roll.

00:40:35Woo!

00:40:37Welcome everyone

00:40:38to my wedding.

00:40:39Today is a very special day

00:40:40for me and Butch.

00:40:41Not only are we getting married,

00:40:43but in just one hour

00:40:44my company will be receiving

00:40:45the presidential contract

00:40:46allowing my biomedical company

00:40:48to go public.

00:40:53Congratulations

00:40:53on the contract

00:40:54once again, Mrs.

00:40:56Wake him.

00:40:57Stowe, Butch is taking

00:40:58my last name.

00:40:59Oh, and please

00:41:00don't be so uptight,

00:41:01Secretary Cho.

00:41:02You are the secretary

00:41:03of the entire

00:41:04U.S. Health Department,

00:41:05but this is a partay

00:41:06after all.

00:41:07I see some of the most

00:41:09important people

00:41:10in the nation

00:41:10have also arrived

00:41:11to celebrate you.

00:41:14The U.S. president

00:41:15will also be arriving soon

00:41:17to give you

00:41:18the contract herself.

00:41:20It's an honor.

00:41:21And that's why

00:41:21Sasa is the best wife

00:41:23a man could ever dream of.

00:41:26We will make sure

00:41:27the crowd is entertained tonight.

00:41:29We'll let the wedding begin!

00:41:32Not so fast.

00:41:34The party doesn't start

00:41:35until I say it does.

00:41:58You two really are

00:41:59a match made in hell.

00:42:01So I've come to save

00:42:02your guests

00:42:03from this oncoming train wreck.

00:42:04I don't recognize it

00:42:06from any of our elite circles.

00:42:07Who is she?

00:42:08Uh, this is our

00:42:09entertainment for tonight, sir.

00:42:11Just watch.

00:42:15Trixie, what are you doing here?

00:42:16This isn't the homeless shelter.

00:42:18You lost.

00:42:19I bet she's here

00:42:19to bum a meal off us.

00:42:21You know,

00:42:22being this poor.

00:42:24Me, bum a meal.

00:42:26Have you forgotten

00:42:27that it was I

00:42:28who bankrolled you two

00:42:29for the last three years?

00:42:30And what evidence

00:42:31do you have of that?

00:42:32Look at me

00:42:33then go look at yourself

00:42:34in the mirror.

00:42:35I'm a millionaire CEO.

00:42:37Even the first woman president

00:42:39will be here any second

00:42:40now to congratulate me.

00:42:41And you're nothing

00:42:41but a washed up sewer rat.

00:42:44Sasa, she's like

00:42:45so obsessed with me.

00:42:47She's like...

00:42:48See, everyone?

00:42:50Butch already cut ties

00:42:51with his ex

00:42:52but she's so shameless

00:42:53and desperate

00:42:54that she'd still show up

00:42:56to my wedding

00:42:56to suck up to me.

00:42:58This is what poor sad girls do.

00:43:00They beg for scraps

00:43:02from us,

00:43:04the rich and glorious.

00:43:05Rejecting much, Marissa?

00:43:07You might feel

00:43:07all high and mighty now

00:43:09but don't bite the hand

00:43:10that feeds you.

00:43:11Especially when I'm the one

00:43:12who's giving you the contract.

00:43:19You giving me the contract?

00:43:22You have no skills,

00:43:23no education,

00:43:24no connection

00:43:25so how could you possibly

00:43:26have a pool

00:43:27to get the U.S. fucking president

00:43:30to give me

00:43:30a billion dollar contract.

00:43:32We both share

00:43:33humble beginnings, Marissa.

00:43:34And I saw potential in you.

00:43:36Even trusted you

00:43:37as my best friend.

00:43:38But I recognize now

00:43:40that greed

00:43:40has poisoned you.

00:43:42Don't be all sore now

00:43:43just because I stole your man.

00:43:45This is what us rich girls do.

00:43:48They steal from lame spinsters

00:43:50for fun.

00:43:51Damn right.

00:43:52You were

00:43:52too embarrassing

00:43:54for me.

00:43:55Sasa tramples you any day.

00:43:57I can say that now

00:43:58that I'm marrying the rich.

00:44:00Bravo.

00:44:01Self-admission

00:44:02of a gold digger.

00:44:03Quick,

00:44:03somebody put that

00:44:04on a memoir.

00:44:05Sasa,

00:44:05she's embarrassing me

00:44:06in front of everyone.

00:44:07You should make her stop.

00:44:08Don't listen to her,

00:44:09everyone.

00:44:10She's the gold-digging,

00:44:11blood-sucking leech.

00:44:12I don't even have to

00:44:13lift a finger

00:44:14and you're already

00:44:15embarrassing yourself

00:44:15in front of everyone

00:44:16for me,

00:44:17butch.

00:44:19You may look

00:44:20and sound like a man,

00:44:21but you're nothing

00:44:22but a pathetic coward.

00:44:23Okay,

00:44:24enough!

00:44:24You know what I always

00:44:25couldn't stand about you?

00:44:27Your moral posturing.

00:44:29But guess what?

00:44:30Morals are just lies

00:44:31to make you and girls

00:44:32feel better about yourselves.

00:44:34That's why no man

00:44:35will choose you

00:44:35over Marissa Trixie.

00:44:37Because I've got

00:44:38the material goods

00:44:39and you're just

00:44:40all empty talk.

00:44:41I'm not here

00:44:42to request to be chosen

00:44:43because I'm the one

00:44:44who's doing the choosing.

00:44:47See this?

00:44:55Oh my God.

00:45:01Is that the billion-dollar

00:45:02contract for Sasa?

00:45:06The one that's supposed

00:45:07to make us all

00:45:07rich as fuck?

00:45:09No,

00:45:09absolutely not.

00:45:10I don't believe it.

00:45:12You all sound

00:45:13so scared already.

00:45:14Don't worry.

00:45:15This isn't that contract.

00:45:18It's the lease

00:45:18to the modest home

00:45:19you try to swindle

00:45:20from me.

00:45:23See, everyone?

00:45:25She's just trying

00:45:25to bluff us.

00:45:26But you don't even

00:45:27have the guts

00:45:27to go all the way.

00:45:28Look at her

00:45:29following orders.

00:45:30I asked her to sign

00:45:31over the lease

00:45:31and here she is.

00:45:32like a good little

00:45:34peasant slave.

00:45:35That house is for

00:45:36all her life savings.

00:45:41You want to,

00:45:42I don't know,

00:45:43beg for a little treat

00:45:44while you're at it?

00:45:55You must understand me.

00:45:56I'm here to take back

00:45:57everything I've ever

00:45:58given you.

00:45:59I'm giving it to charity.

00:46:07Bro,

00:46:09she's gone cuckoo

00:46:10in the head.

00:46:10She thinks that just

00:46:11because she rented

00:46:12a pretty little dress

00:46:13she can pretend

00:46:13to be a deep pocket

00:46:14and invest in baddie.

00:46:15You wish you had

00:46:16that kind of money

00:46:17to just toss away,

00:46:18Trixie.

00:46:18That's just a drop

00:46:19in the bucket for me.

00:46:21I know what this is.

00:46:23You've gotten delusional

00:46:24and you think

00:46:25you're Cinderella

00:46:26so you can just

00:46:26show up to a fancy

00:46:27party and some

00:46:28Prince Charming

00:46:29will scoop you

00:46:30into money forever?

00:46:31Well, that's not

00:46:32happening.

00:46:32Security!

00:46:33Lock the doors.

00:46:34This woman doesn't

00:46:35leave until we're

00:46:35through with her.

00:46:40This is where

00:46:40your dreams will die,

00:46:42bitch!

00:46:45We found

00:46:46Miss Trixie Lysander.

00:46:47She's being cornered

00:46:48by her ex and his

00:46:48mistress at the

00:46:49Wickham wedding

00:46:49right now.

00:46:50Butch Tanner.

00:46:51Well, he's gonna wish

00:46:52he died in battle

00:46:52after I'm done with him.

00:46:54Let's go.

00:46:59You think a few

00:47:00toy guns scare me,

00:47:01Marissa?

00:47:02I've saved plenty

00:47:03of people from

00:47:03much worse.

00:47:05including your

00:47:06head of command,

00:47:07Butch.

00:47:08General Lysander

00:47:09Armstrong.

00:47:10You mean the

00:47:11legendary war hero?

00:47:12He's been in a coma

00:47:13for years after he

00:47:14saved the nation

00:47:15from a terrorist

00:47:16attack.

00:47:16You're an unskilled,

00:47:18unemployed,

00:47:19ugly leech,

00:47:20so how could you

00:47:21possibly have this

00:47:22magical ability

00:47:23to heal someone

00:47:24like General

00:47:25Lysander Armstrong?

00:47:26No one here's

00:47:26gonna believe you.

00:47:27Have you really

00:47:28cured the incurable

00:47:29general?

00:47:30Then Sasa

00:47:31is the fucking

00:47:32Virgin Mary.

00:47:33And she's

00:47:34You're just asking

00:47:35to be humiliated,

00:47:36Trixie.

00:47:37Show them,

00:47:38Butch.

00:47:44See for yourselves,

00:47:45everyone.

00:47:46Trixie's just a

00:47:48reloading beggar.

00:47:51She won't leave me

00:47:52and Marissa alone

00:47:53because we're rich

00:47:54as fuck now.

00:47:56I'm a major

00:47:56in the Marines.

00:47:58Sasa,

00:47:58she has

00:47:59a billion dollar

00:48:00biomedical contract

00:48:02with the military.

00:48:04Approved by the

00:48:04first female

00:48:05president of the

00:48:06United States

00:48:07herself,

00:48:08bitch.

00:48:08How despicable.

00:48:09She's just trying

00:48:10to leech off you

00:48:11like a parasitic

00:48:12gold digger.

00:48:13Get out of here.

00:48:14No one wants to

00:48:15marry you.

00:48:15No free meals

00:48:16for the poor.

00:48:17Do you see this,

00:48:19Trixie?

00:48:20This is high society.

00:48:22So you're either

00:48:22born on a silver spoon

00:48:24or you're as accomplished

00:48:25as me to be here.

00:48:26Maybe if you do

00:48:27some serious

00:48:28dick-sucking here,

00:48:29maybe someone

00:48:30will drop a couple

00:48:31bucks in your tin can.

00:48:35I already have

00:48:36everything one

00:48:37can dream of.

00:48:38But I valued

00:48:39our friendship,

00:48:39Marissa,

00:48:40which is why I came

00:48:41here to give you

00:48:41a second chance.

00:48:42To see if you'd

00:48:43apologize and admit

00:48:44to your backstabbing.

00:48:45But no.

00:48:46You stooped so low,

00:48:48it disgusts me.

00:48:50Nothing is more

00:48:51disgusting than you

00:48:52standing on street

00:48:53corners like a bum.

00:48:54And who knows

00:48:55if you've already

00:48:56started offering

00:48:57sexual services?

00:49:00Well then,

00:49:02why don't you

00:49:02get on your knees

00:49:03for me, Trixie?

00:49:04My brother

00:49:05will never take you back.

00:49:06No man will marry

00:49:07an embarrassment

00:49:08like you.

00:49:10But make me happy?

00:49:11And I might consider

00:49:12making you my

00:49:13personal prostitute.

00:49:26How dare you

00:49:27hit my brother!

00:49:27I'm never letting

00:49:28you leave here

00:49:29alive!

00:49:30That's awesome.

00:49:31I do something.

00:49:32Don't worry,

00:49:33my dear.

00:49:34After I'm done

00:49:35with you,

00:49:35Trixie,

00:49:36not even the

00:49:36goddess of healing

00:49:37will be able

00:49:38to save you.

00:49:39Oh,

00:49:40is that so?

00:49:42Security!

00:49:45Get down

00:49:45on your knees

00:49:46and give Bob

00:49:47one hell of a blowjob

00:49:49in front of everybody

00:49:50here,

00:49:50or I'll pop

00:49:51so many holes in you

00:49:52the men here

00:49:53won't know

00:49:53which one to fuck.

00:49:54I don't need

00:49:55to be the goddess

00:49:55of anything

00:49:56to punish you.

00:49:57any of the

00:49:58powerful leaders

00:49:59I've saved before

00:49:59could crush you

00:50:00before you even

00:50:02touch me.

00:50:02Dream on!

00:50:04You wish

00:50:05General Licenter

00:50:06scooped you

00:50:06off your feet,

00:50:07but you aren't

00:50:08good enough for me.

00:50:09You're definitely

00:50:09not good enough

00:50:10for him.

00:50:11Enough!

00:50:12You're

00:50:12souring my party,

00:50:13so you either

00:50:14get the fuck out

00:50:16or I'm gonna

00:50:17shoot you.

00:50:18On the count of

00:50:19three!

00:50:20I think I quite

00:50:21like it here.

00:50:22Two!

00:50:32Mmm!

00:50:34This wine

00:50:35is so delicious.

00:50:37One!

00:50:37Shoot!

00:50:39Shoot!

00:50:40Nobody is laying

00:50:42a hand on my

00:50:43future wife.

00:50:50It's...

00:50:51It's...

00:50:52It's...

00:51:01Who the hell

00:51:02is this?

00:51:06I'm sorry

00:51:07that I'm late.

00:51:07Did they hurt you?

00:51:09No,

00:51:10I'm fine.

00:51:11But, um,

00:51:12when did I become

00:51:13your future wife?

00:51:16You saved me,

00:51:18Trixie,

00:51:18remember?

00:51:19I'm a man

00:51:19of my word.

00:51:21They're never gonna

00:51:21hurt you ever again.

00:51:22Really,

00:51:23it was nothing.

00:51:25I saved you

00:51:26because you're

00:51:26a good man,

00:51:27not because I want

00:51:28you to owe me

00:51:29any favors.

00:51:35I see what

00:51:36this is.

00:51:37You're the one

00:51:37who cheated on

00:51:38me,

00:51:38Trixie.

00:51:39Look at you

00:51:39guys all

00:51:40lovey-dove.

00:51:41Don't try to

00:51:41pin this on her.

00:51:42She waited for you

00:51:43for three years.

00:51:44This is the kind

00:51:45of woman of virtue

00:51:45that a man

00:51:46would die for.

00:51:49Virtue?

00:51:50Don't make me

00:51:51laugh.

00:51:52She's probably

00:51:53out there

00:51:53giving blowjobs

00:51:54for cash.

00:51:55No man

00:51:56who in a

00:51:56hundred-foot pole

00:51:57would want

00:51:58to touch her.

00:51:59She should be

00:51:59happy Bob

00:52:00was willing

00:52:00to give her

00:52:01some.

00:52:05I see her

00:52:06in the Marines.

00:52:09I'm a major.

00:52:10Look, man,

00:52:11I know Trixie

00:52:12is like a,

00:52:13I don't know,

00:52:14like a seven

00:52:14now that she's

00:52:15all cleaned up,

00:52:16but don't waste

00:52:17your manhood

00:52:17on a whiny,

00:52:19worthless woman

00:52:19like that.

00:52:21Ow!

00:52:22Ow!

00:52:23Ah!

00:52:24Ah!

00:52:26A real man

00:52:27never talks

00:52:28about a woman

00:52:28that way.

00:52:30You're a coward.

00:52:40We don't need

00:52:41to fight fire

00:52:42with fire

00:52:42to deal

00:52:42with the likes

00:52:43of them.

00:52:45You're a gracious

00:52:46Trixie,

00:52:46you know that?

00:52:49You're only

00:52:50getting off

00:52:50with it

00:52:50because she's

00:52:51so kind,

00:52:51so you're

00:52:52gonna do me

00:52:52the favor

00:52:52of never

00:52:53coming near

00:52:53her again.

00:52:54You understand?

00:52:55You wanna

00:52:55fuck with me,

00:52:56little dipshit?

00:52:57I'm a fucking

00:52:57major!

00:52:58You're probably

00:52:59lowest rank

00:53:00of the military

00:53:00grunts.

00:53:01I'll destroy

00:53:02you.

00:53:03Do you really

00:53:04not know

00:53:04who this is,

00:53:05Butch?

00:53:05I thought

00:53:06you were

00:53:06in the Marines.

00:53:07What have you

00:53:08been doing

00:53:08this whole time

00:53:09if you don't

00:53:09know who

00:53:09this war hero

00:53:10is?

00:53:12He was just

00:53:12a supply boy.

00:53:16War hero?

00:53:17Is this

00:53:18all part

00:53:18of your plan,

00:53:19Trixie?

00:53:20Poor girl.

00:53:21Did you

00:53:22sell your house

00:53:22to hire this

00:53:23actor so you

00:53:24can feel better

00:53:24about yourself?

00:53:25A woman's

00:53:26worth is tied

00:53:27to the man

00:53:27she marries.

00:53:28Trixie is

00:53:29worthless

00:53:29because that

00:53:30guy looks

00:53:30like a

00:53:30cowboy.

00:53:34A bum

00:53:35girl and

00:53:35a pimp.

00:53:36What a

00:53:37pair.

00:53:38Seems like

00:53:39they don't

00:53:39know who

00:53:39you are

00:53:40since you've

00:53:40been out

00:53:40of action

00:53:41for so long.

00:53:42Maybe we

00:53:43should try

00:53:43to play

00:53:43some house

00:53:43some more,

00:53:44don't you

00:53:44think?

00:53:46Bring in

00:53:47the wedding

00:53:47gifts.

00:53:55What is

00:53:56all this?

00:53:57Trixie,

00:53:57listen,

00:53:58I know

00:53:58that you

00:53:58didn't ask

00:53:59for anything

00:53:59after you

00:54:00saved my

00:54:00life.

00:54:01But I

00:54:02know that

00:54:02we shared

00:54:03a moment.

00:54:06I'm not

00:54:07the kind

00:54:07of man

00:54:08to get

00:54:08close to

00:54:08a woman

00:54:09and then

00:54:09just disappear.

00:54:10It's not

00:54:11in my

00:54:11nature.

00:54:12I'm like

00:54:13somebody else

00:54:13here.

00:54:15Listen,

00:54:16Trixie,

00:54:16I have

00:54:17never

00:54:18met a

00:54:19woman

00:54:21like you.

00:54:22So

00:54:23incredible

00:54:23and kind

00:54:24and beautiful.

00:54:25so I

00:54:26know

00:54:26that you're

00:54:27the one

00:54:27for me.

00:54:30This

00:54:30guy's

00:54:30either nuts

00:54:31or a

00:54:31really,

00:54:33really good

00:54:33actor.

00:54:34Oscar

00:54:35worthy.

00:54:36Oscar

00:54:36worthy.

00:54:37No.

00:54:38First gift.

00:54:44Trixie,

00:54:44I know

00:54:45that you

00:54:45just lost

00:54:46your home,

00:54:46so I'm

00:54:47getting you

00:54:47with your

00:54:48own

00:54:48new

00:54:49mansion.

00:54:50Worth

00:54:50$500

00:54:51million,

00:54:51previously

00:54:52owned by

00:54:53Jennifer

00:54:53Aniston.

00:54:56Second

00:54:56guess.

00:54:59This

00:54:59contains

00:55:00all the

00:55:01rights to

00:55:01my

00:55:02entire

00:55:02fortune,

00:55:03which is

00:55:04now yours.

00:55:05Entire

00:55:05fortune from

00:55:06a cowboy

00:55:06actor?

00:55:07It must

00:55:08be that

00:55:08easy.

00:55:09They already

00:55:09spent their

00:55:09entire life

00:55:10savings on

00:55:10this clown

00:55:11show.

00:55:11They've

00:55:11got nothing

00:55:12left.

00:55:13Lysander,

00:55:14I really

00:55:15don't care

00:55:15for any

00:55:15of it.

00:55:16Look,

00:55:16I know

00:55:17I know

00:55:18that you

00:55:18are the

00:55:19farthest

00:55:19thing

00:55:19from a

00:55:19material

00:55:20woman.

00:55:21Okay?

00:55:21Which is

00:55:22exactly

00:55:22why my

00:55:23third

00:55:23gift

00:55:24is

00:55:25um,

00:55:26well.

00:55:42Cleo!

00:55:43Hey!

00:55:44Oh my

00:55:45God.

00:55:47you found

00:55:48my

00:55:48dog.

00:55:52Trixie,

00:55:52I'm just

00:55:53a man.

00:55:53But with

00:55:54you,

00:55:54it's so

00:55:54much more.

00:55:56Trixie

00:55:56Amore,

00:56:00will you

00:56:01marry me?

00:56:04You know

00:56:04I can't

00:56:05say no

00:56:05to this

00:56:05doggo.

00:56:09Yes,

00:56:10I will

00:56:11marry you.

00:56:28go, go, power

00:56:29couple.

00:56:30Woo!

00:56:31Okay, stop.

00:56:33The only power

00:56:34couple here is

00:56:34Butch and I.

00:56:37Let's remind everyone

00:56:38how worthy

00:56:38of Trixie is.

00:56:41No man

00:56:42in their right

00:56:43mind

00:56:44would marry

00:56:44that embarrassing

00:56:45sack of scraps.

00:56:46Hey.

00:56:47I don't care

00:56:48if she's homeless

00:56:48or not,

00:56:49but I'm making

00:56:50this woman my wife.

00:56:51Which means that

00:56:52she will be treated

00:56:53as, and cherished

00:56:54as, the most

00:56:55precious woman

00:56:55on earth.

00:56:56Understand?

00:57:01You still

00:57:02don't realize

00:57:02that my brother

00:57:03is the most

00:57:04powerful man

00:57:05on earth.

00:57:06This is

00:57:06General

00:57:07Lysander

00:57:08Armstrong.

00:57:16As if

00:57:17like the

00:57:17almighty

00:57:18General

00:57:19Lysander

00:57:19Armstrong

00:57:20would propose

00:57:20to a

00:57:21homeless

00:57:21prostitute

00:57:22like Trixie.

00:57:23Yes,

00:57:23the Armstrong

00:57:23family

00:57:24basically

00:57:24control

00:57:25the global

00:57:25stock market.

00:57:26Lysander

00:57:27Armstrong

00:57:27would sooner

00:57:28marry the

00:57:28princess of

00:57:29England

00:57:29than someone

00:57:30from the

00:57:30lowest rank

00:57:31of society.

00:57:32I bet my

00:57:33life you're

00:57:33all just

00:57:34actors.

00:57:35Then you

00:57:35better enjoy

00:57:36your last

00:57:36breath.

00:57:37Come on

00:57:37Lysander,

00:57:38what are we

00:57:38waiting for?

00:57:39Let's show

00:57:39them what we

00:57:39can do

00:57:40and get

00:57:40revenge

00:57:40for Trixie.

00:57:41What can

00:57:41a bunch

00:57:41of piss

00:57:42poor people

00:57:42do to

00:57:42us,

00:57:43the elites?

00:57:44Infect us

00:57:45with your

00:57:45poor people

00:57:46bad luck?

00:57:47She wishes

00:57:48she could

00:57:48blame her

00:57:48low status

00:57:49on bad

00:57:49luck.

00:57:50Truth is

00:57:51she's

00:57:51just a

00:57:51useless,

00:57:52lazy,

00:57:53bitchin'

00:57:54bum.

00:57:59I can

00:57:59dispose of

00:58:00them in

00:58:01other means

00:58:01if you

00:58:02don't prefer

00:58:02violence.

00:58:03I'd handle

00:58:04them myself

00:58:04but I'll

00:58:07let you do

00:58:08all the

00:58:08heavy lifting.

00:58:09Go ahead

00:58:10Lysander.

00:58:17Yes,

00:58:18hello,

00:58:18this is

00:58:18Lysander.

00:58:19Please

00:58:19bankrupt

00:58:20Marissa

00:58:20Wickham

00:58:21for me.

00:58:23Oh my

00:58:23gosh,

00:58:24I'm so

00:58:24scared.

00:58:25anyone

00:58:26these

00:58:26days

00:58:26could

00:58:26call

00:58:27anyone

00:58:27and

00:58:27pretend

00:58:28to be

00:58:28on

00:58:28the

00:58:28phone.

00:58:35Hello?

00:58:37Yes.

00:58:39What?

00:58:45I'm

00:58:45a

00:58:46bankrupt!

00:59:11secretary

00:59:14of health,

00:59:16right?

00:59:16And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.

00:59:20Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?

00:59:24Then that means...

00:59:27You're really Lysander Armstrong.

00:59:30The richest and most powerful man in the country.

00:59:34Drake sees Mary.

00:59:35The famed war hero.

00:59:37The man every girl wants and every man wants to be.

00:59:41Now you believe me?

00:59:43Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.

00:59:46There's got to be some trick to this.

00:59:48You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.

00:59:51It's awesome.

00:59:53Please.

01:00:00I know why you're all over Trixie.

01:00:02Because you've been in the military for so long.

01:00:04You don't know what a real woman can do for you.

01:00:07Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.

01:00:13Do you want to move your hands from me?

01:00:14Or I'll have them removed for you.

01:00:20I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.

01:00:27Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.

01:00:31Sasa was just trying to save the company.

01:00:34I don't blame her at all.

01:00:36Your double standards are incredible.

01:00:38Okay, you don't want me.

01:00:39Fine.

01:00:40But there's plenty of other efficiency.

01:00:42I can give you a room full of pageant winners, 18 years old.

01:00:46I'm a rush for the taking.

01:00:54I did that so you wouldn't have to, Ms. Trixie.

01:00:57Thank you, Devin.

01:00:59Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend, by stealing my fiancé,

01:01:06but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?

01:01:10You're an insult to all good women out there.

01:01:12No, to all of humanity.

01:01:14So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.

01:01:21Wait, everyone, stop.

01:01:25They're imposters.

01:01:31I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled

01:01:35because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself.

01:01:38So we won't go bankrupt?

01:01:40The goddess healer?

01:01:41You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products?

01:01:47Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.

01:01:52The goddess healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong, the left leave the wrong, the rest.

01:01:59That means she's rewarding me.

01:02:01The president would never let your company go bankrupt.

01:02:04In fact, she's on her way now.

01:02:08So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?

01:02:14Who the fuck cares who he is?

01:02:16If the president and the goddess healer approves of my products,

01:02:19who cares about this washed-up war hero?

01:02:21We can break his legs, break his arms, no one would even bat an eye.

01:02:25She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.

01:02:29FBI!

01:02:30FBI!

01:02:32You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.

01:02:36Gotcha.

01:02:42Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.

01:02:44No, don't arrest her!

01:02:46Trixie's a good person.

01:02:48Please, officer, don't arrest her!

01:02:50Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams, what are you all doing here?

01:02:54The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch.

01:02:57We were worried, so we came here to back you up.

01:03:00Listen, officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.

01:03:05She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.

01:03:08Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition,

01:03:12Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out.

01:03:15She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.

01:03:18My fiancé really is an incredible woman.

01:03:21She's an angel descended from heaven.

01:03:28You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.

01:03:32My brother is not a criminal.

01:03:34He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.

01:03:39Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.

01:03:42And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity.

01:03:45General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist.

01:03:49And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.

01:03:55I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.

01:03:58But I promise that I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.

01:04:04If you want to arrest me, fine.

01:04:07But don't fuck with my fiancé.

01:04:09You don't get to decide, punk.

01:04:11Let's go!

01:04:34Get him!

01:04:35If you can.

01:04:36If you want to arrest me, I'm going to arrest me.

01:05:27Is that enough pain?

01:05:28Or do you want more?

01:05:37Legend is written all over you, Lysander.

01:05:42Grandma.

01:05:44Meet my new fiancé.

01:05:48Wow, your new fiancé.

01:05:51He's so manly.

01:05:52Much better than your last one.

01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better.

01:05:57It's Butch's loss.

01:05:59Trixie has always paid so much better than Marissa.

01:06:02She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.

01:06:07Bitch, we name-calling now?

01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, Sam?

01:06:12Drown out the poor!

01:06:14Drown out the poor!

01:06:15Drown out the poor!

01:06:16Drown out the poor!

01:06:18Drown out the poor!

01:06:20Drown out the poor!

01:06:21See, Trixie?

01:06:22You've got no connections, no power.

01:06:24You can't compete against me, even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.

01:06:28We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.

01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.

01:06:35Let them eat, Kate!

01:06:46You can't shoot all of them.

01:06:48Grab what you can't, fam.

01:06:49Attack!

01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.

01:07:16What the fuck was that?

01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was.

01:07:19I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding.

01:07:29Damn it!

01:07:32You forgot I had a gun, too.

01:07:35That'll teach you from messing with the Wigham's.

01:07:37Take Mr. Trixie and the family and get out of here.

01:07:39We're quartered.

01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.

01:07:43Devon, you and your brother are both good men.

01:07:46I will not let your injury be in vain.

01:07:49They will be punished.

01:07:53Now hold still for me.

01:07:56Right.

01:07:58Rewrites the world.

01:08:09Holy fuck!

01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?

01:08:12By chanting the goddess healer's chant?

01:08:14Is she the goddess healer?

01:08:19I'm all better now.

01:08:21Thank you, Mr. Trixie.

01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.

01:08:26No.

01:08:26Please.

01:08:27I am just an ordinary girl.

01:08:29Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.

01:08:31Sure.

01:08:32You hear that?

01:08:33She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.

01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.

01:08:39While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.

01:08:43Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.

01:08:48I will make you both pay for your crimes.

01:08:51And who are you to judge me for what I do?

01:08:54God?

01:08:55Wrong.

01:08:57But you're close.

01:08:58Oh, bullshit.

01:08:59I'm going to show you how the elite can travel in your little lives.

01:09:04You want to cross the line so bad?

01:09:06Then let's see you try.

01:09:08Charge!

01:09:17The hell is this?

01:09:19This is the line between life and death.

01:09:23Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?

01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.

01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper.

01:09:33What if it's a trap?

01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.

01:09:36We ain't afraid of her.

01:09:38She's nothing but a circus prostitute.

01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?

01:09:43I will.

01:09:47Left leaves the wrong breast.

01:09:56I'm fine.

01:09:57Nothing happened.

01:09:59You'll see soon enough.

01:10:00Oh, please.

01:10:01I really want to die.

01:10:03And you call this the line between life and death?

01:10:06I knew you were just making that shit up.

01:10:08Whoops.

01:10:09Just crossed it again.

01:10:10Whoops.

01:10:11And again.

01:10:12Nothing's happening.

01:10:15Swamp.

01:10:19Swamp.

01:10:20Swamp.

01:10:21Swamp.

01:10:24No.

01:10:25No.

01:10:28What did you do to my brother?

01:10:30I didn't do anything.

01:10:31Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.

01:10:34I suggest you take him to the U.R.

01:10:36If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.

01:10:39Come on.

01:10:41Major.

01:10:42Are you not going to help your own brother?

01:10:44How was he able to cross the line?

01:10:46See, this must be an illusion.

01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line.

01:10:53Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?

01:11:02You're so sore, I wouldn't marry you.

01:11:04You'd go and hurt my brother.

01:11:05Oh, please.

01:11:06You hurt us first.

01:11:09At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.

01:11:11But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.

01:11:16Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.

01:11:20You blame yourself for being worthless.

01:11:24You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?

01:11:29When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?

01:11:34Don't touch my wife.

01:11:38And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.

01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.

01:11:45But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.

01:11:50That you're nothing but an ugly phony, and I'm the queen of everything.

01:11:53Oh, really?

01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.

01:11:58You've got nothing on me.

01:12:03Yes.

01:12:04Tell the president to get here immediately.

01:12:10Goddess.

01:12:11Madam President, I require your assistance.

01:12:15Yes, we'll be there immediately.

01:12:19Get the VP.

01:12:20We're leaving now.

01:12:24Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?

01:12:29God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.

01:12:32I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.

01:12:35You're pathetic, Trixie.

01:12:36As Secretary, to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming.

01:12:40Miss Wickham is correct.

01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier.

01:12:43Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.

01:12:47You hear that, everyone?

01:12:49There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.

01:12:54She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,

01:12:58so she's come here to play up her importance.

01:13:00No, my granddaughter would never do that.

01:13:04Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.

01:13:08Is Trixie really the goddess healer?

01:13:11Oh my God.

01:13:18Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,

01:13:23and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?

01:13:28Is this how the working class think all the time?

01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were.

01:13:35You can only dream of what you can never have,

01:13:37while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.

01:13:41Look, I don't know what circus school you went to,

01:13:43but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?

01:13:45It ain't working. You can't just fake the...

01:13:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.

01:13:53It's like real magic.

01:13:55Trixie, you're an angel,

01:13:57but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.

01:14:01And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex,

01:14:04won't her followers be furious and riot against you?

01:14:08No.

01:14:09Trixie, look.

01:14:11I believe you.

01:14:13You saved me.

01:14:14Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.

01:14:18No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.

01:14:21We'll riot against you now.

01:14:23Tear her apart!

01:14:24Tear her apart!

01:14:26Tear her apart!

01:14:28Tear her apart!

01:14:30Tear her apart!

01:14:31Tear her apart!

01:14:31The Vice President arrives!

01:14:33Tear her apart!

01:14:48Who dare cause ruckus in here?

01:14:54You're General Lysander Armstrong.

01:14:57Wait, what?

01:14:59He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?

01:15:01No, no. We've been through this already once, okay?

01:15:05Right, Secretary Cho?

01:15:06This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.

01:15:12But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?

01:15:16Yes. We all thought he was a fraud.

01:15:18What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.

01:15:25And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?

01:15:27The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell.

01:15:31And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the President?

01:15:35He is the General.

01:15:38Oh, but he's in trouble now.

01:15:40Did you hear that?

01:15:41Even the Vice President knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.

01:15:46So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?

01:15:49We got the VP and the President.

01:15:51On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.

01:15:55I told you.

01:15:57Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason.

01:15:59Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.

01:16:08Hurry!

01:16:09The Goddess Healer needs us.

01:16:13You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.

01:16:16My brother is a war hero.

01:16:17He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.

01:16:20He was in a coma for two years.

01:16:22If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...

01:16:23Enough!

01:16:24You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.

01:16:28Not just your brother.

01:16:30Yeah.

01:16:31It's okay.

01:16:33Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.

01:16:36I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancé's life.

01:16:41And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.

01:16:43I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.

01:16:49I truly saved a good man.

01:16:56I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancé.

01:16:59And what can you do about it?

01:17:01Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.

01:17:04My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.

01:17:09Let's try it out on them.

01:17:12Hold on, Mr. Vice President.

01:17:14There's no way that you're taking this seriously.

01:17:16Put innocent civilian lives in danger?

01:17:18Despicable!

01:17:19What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.

01:17:25Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.

01:17:28Did you hear that, boys?

01:17:33Oh!

01:17:42Shoot!

01:17:44Wait, that's the President.

01:17:57Hey, help!

01:17:58Hey, idiots!

01:18:01Oh, my God!

01:18:02Oh, my God!

01:18:07I'm so sorry, Madam President!

01:18:10That was...

01:18:11They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.

01:18:14What is this?

01:18:16Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.

01:18:20This is a war crime.

01:18:21These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.

01:18:24You're the uncivilized buffoon.

01:18:25I can shoot whoever I want.

01:18:27I have the presidential contract.

01:18:28With great power comes great responsibility.

01:18:30And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?

01:18:35What are you doing? Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late!

01:18:39That is easy.

01:18:41There's no need.

01:18:43I'll save everyone.

01:18:57It's raining gold!

01:19:01What's happening?

01:19:02Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.

01:19:04It's got to be cheap glitter.

01:19:07Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.

01:19:08She...

01:19:09She is...

01:19:10She is a criminal!

01:19:12Don't worry, Madam President.

01:19:14We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.

01:19:15I'd be quiet if I were you.

01:19:17Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.

01:19:20What are you talking about?

01:19:22The President literally came here to give me my billion-dollar contract.

01:19:35This contract?

01:19:36Yeah!

01:19:38Yes!

01:19:38Thank you, first gentleman.

01:19:57My contract, you bitch!

01:19:59And that's not all.

01:20:12This foul weapon will not see the light of day.

01:20:15There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus, don't you realize?

01:20:19Or are you too much of a goody-two-shoes to understand that?

01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa.

01:20:26Money is worth more to you than human lives.

01:20:29And that's something I cannot tolerate.

01:20:31So prepare yourself.

01:20:32Because I'm about to smite you.

01:20:36What are you going to do?

01:20:37The President is here, and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.

01:20:44Pardon me for that little mishap, right?

01:20:47Madam President, you've recovered now.

01:20:50So what's your final decision?

01:20:54I'll...

01:20:55She's going to give me my billion-dollar...

01:21:02I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.

01:21:09Why are you attacking me, Madam President?

01:21:12You're supposed to be giving me the billion-dollar contract.

01:21:14You wish, you idiot!

01:21:18I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.

01:21:24I-I-I don't understand.

01:21:25I was just trying to punish these impostors for posing as the Goddess of Healing.

01:21:31And do you know the Goddess Healer saved me and my son during childbirth?

01:21:37You've really seen the Goddess Healer herself in the flesh?

01:21:41The one and only.

01:21:45And it's...

01:21:47Her.

01:21:48Her.

01:21:50Her.

01:21:51Her.

01:21:54Her.

01:21:55Her.

01:21:57Her!

01:21:58What?!

01:22:03Welcome, Goddess.

01:22:16You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?

01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?

01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?

01:22:26I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person, to help those in need, and make sure the man

01:22:31I chose loved me for me.

01:22:34No, so that means, the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?

01:22:39She took it away just like that, that was our golden ticket.

01:22:44You were once my fiancé and best friend, but after everything you've done, I'm officially

01:22:50getting ties with you both.

01:22:51No, please, I swear, I didn't know you were an ex-wife.

01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is, Trixie has a heart of gold, she's an amazing person, and

01:23:03you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.

01:23:06She's going to be my wife, because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this

01:23:11planet.

01:23:16I love you.

01:23:30All her gold, all her clothes, all that could have been mine, this is all your fault.

01:23:37Please seduce me!

01:23:39Please seduce me!

01:23:39Don't help me!

01:23:41You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!

01:23:44Please, Trixie, give me another chance!

01:23:48I want to be rich again!

01:23:49I'll be your slave.

01:23:51I'll kiss the ground you walk on!

01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.

01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.

01:24:02You two should be locked up.

01:24:04And she shall.

01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.

01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa.

01:24:13I never loved you!

01:24:15It's your fault!

01:24:16I was only with you for your money!

01:24:17I don't care!

01:24:18You were rich!

01:24:20I'll see myself now!

01:24:22Rest assured, Goddess.

01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.

01:24:28My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.

01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.

01:24:33That is why I saved you.

01:24:35With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.

01:24:42Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.

01:24:47Let's party!

01:24:49Wait, what if we just got married?

01:24:51Right now?

01:24:52Yes!

01:24:53Well...

01:24:57Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?

01:25:02I do.

01:25:03I do.

01:25:03You may kiss the bride.

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