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00:00:01As a student of love philosophy, today is the first time I've been invited to a costume party, and I'm
00:00:09going to wow them all. Until...
00:00:12What is she wearing?
00:00:15Oh my god, this is so embarrassing.
00:00:20I didn't think you'd come.
00:00:22It's not fit as a choice.
00:00:24Did I come to the wrong place?
00:00:27Everyone, our love expert, Mia. She's dressed a bit special today, so it's the perfect time for everyone to get
00:00:36to know her.
00:00:39Well, you think you write the psychology of love and you're some kind of love group?
00:00:44I thought this was Professor Ryan's costume party.
00:00:48Oh, you received this invitation? Sorry.
00:00:53Yours is fake.
00:00:55We made it for you, Dr. Love.
00:00:58Let's post it entitled, The Funny Girl Breakdown. The Love Psychologist Exposed.
00:01:21That's enough. What are you all doing here? Weren't you supposed to be welcoming the school's sponsor?
00:01:28Yes, we are welcoming the sponsor, but...
00:01:32I've seen how you're welcoming me.
00:01:35Are you okay? I was seriously over the line.
00:01:39Yeah, they used my research against me.
00:01:42Screw them! I mean, you're amazing. They're just jealous of how brilliant you are.
00:01:47Still pretending to be an academic? Maybe your next paper should be titled, How to Public Yourself Under Embarrassed.
00:01:58Alright, Amy. Let's make this interesting.
00:02:03Ten seconds. And I'll have Leo falling all over me.
00:02:07Are you dreaming? You're crazy.
00:02:11If you're wrong, then you have to apologize to me in front of everyone.
00:02:16And if I lose, then I will delete my thesis.
00:02:22And I will admit that I'm a fraud.
00:02:25Do.
00:02:34Leo, right?
00:02:40It was really cool what you did over there.
00:02:43Mia?
00:02:44And do you remember my name?
00:02:46It's hard to forget someone who comes to a reception dressed as a Vegas showgirl.
00:02:52I thought excellence came from boldness.
00:02:55Or is that just a theory?
00:03:08Wait.
00:03:12Her earring is caught on my couch.
00:03:31She's caught up.
00:03:33Her earring is caught off.
00:03:35Huh?
00:03:36Huh?
00:03:39Huh?
00:03:41Huh?
00:03:43Huh?
00:03:43Huh?
00:03:44Huh?
00:03:46Huh?
00:03:48Huh?
00:03:50Huh?
00:03:51I can't take no more lies
00:03:55There's something in those lies
00:04:02Find out everything you can about Mia
00:04:07Oh, and call my wife
00:04:10I want to meet her
00:04:11You got it?
00:04:21You said ten seconds
00:04:23I counted six
00:04:24I mean, that was insane
00:04:26You had the whole room holding their breath
00:04:28Even Leo
00:04:29Step one to Mia's love theory
00:04:31Create controlled chaos
00:04:33And what was the result?
00:04:35Chemistry 1A
00:04:36Dopamine activation
00:04:41Hello?
00:04:46So she crashed an exclusive dinner
00:04:49Forged the invitation
00:04:51And put on that performance
00:04:53And calls it research
00:04:54I think there might be some misunderstanding
00:04:57I mean, she was at the top of her psychology department
00:05:00Perfect GPA
00:05:01No disciplinary record
00:05:06Place of birth to Oregon?
00:05:08She's just like her
00:05:11How's it going with the meeting with my wife?
00:05:12Oh, all set
00:05:13It's today
00:05:18My husband wants to meet me today
00:05:22Seriously?
00:05:23That prick didn't even go to the wedding
00:05:24You're going to see him
00:05:25Nope
00:05:26Love is the last thing I need to be happy
00:05:37Do you take this man to be your husband?
00:05:42No
00:05:46I do
00:05:51There, Mom
00:05:52Now I am married to a stranger
00:05:55Who lives thousands of miles away
00:05:56I hope you're happy
00:05:59My parents arranged the marriage before they died
00:06:02I haven't even met the man
00:06:05I need to get a divorce
00:06:06ASAP
00:06:12Lily
00:06:13Oh my gosh
00:06:14Long time no see
00:06:19What are our plans?
00:06:21I need you to pretend to be me
00:06:23And divorce my husband that I've never met
00:06:25Hold on
00:06:26Why me?
00:06:27Because
00:06:28You know me better than anyone
00:06:31And you have
00:06:32A ton of experience
00:06:33Handling jerks
00:06:35Girl, you called me because of that
00:06:37Oh wait, Lily, Lily
00:06:38Um
00:06:45Say no more
00:06:46When are we going to do that?
00:06:48Well
00:07:05Oh my god, Mia's husband is just my type
00:07:12Are you Leo Bryan?
00:07:15Yes
00:07:15Please
00:07:15Sit
00:07:24I'm sorry I've been MIA since we got married
00:07:29I'll make it up to you
00:07:30This marriage was our parents' idea
00:07:32But I'll put you through college
00:07:35You can divorce after you graduate
00:07:39Actually, I...
00:07:40I know you have a lot of student debt
00:07:43You're welcome to move in with me
00:07:55Let me think about it
00:07:57Let me know when you thought it over
00:08:04Oh
00:08:05It's okay, I've got this
00:08:11See you later
00:08:12See you later
00:08:29Oh my god, girl!
00:08:30Lily!
00:08:31Oh my gosh, tell me everything that happened
00:08:33Your husband is so ugly and dirt poor tooth
00:08:36I mean, he even tried to fill me up
00:08:38You dodged a bullet, though
00:08:40Wait, Lily
00:08:40I'm so sorry, are you okay?
00:08:43Well
00:08:44No problem
00:08:45Because I just keep him right in the family's nose
00:08:49So just forget if he ever existed, okay?
00:08:52Okay
00:08:53Well, let me at least make you dinner
00:08:57Please
00:08:57It's the least I can do
00:09:02Rejected
00:09:03The psychology of love paper
00:09:05Is not based on any hard data
00:09:09Then what do you want me to do?
00:09:11Find the perfect man
00:09:12Bag the perfect man
00:09:14And then get back to me
00:09:15Good luck with that one
00:09:26Who is the perfect guy?
00:09:30What are you going to do?
00:09:32Graduation's in three months
00:09:34Yeah, and don't forget about your student loans, girl
00:09:36I mean, you need a guinea pig
00:09:37And a fast
00:09:44Leo Bryan
00:09:46He's a visiting professor here
00:09:48Wow
00:09:50Fate is working overtime with you two
00:10:00Mr. Bryan
00:10:01You're not supposed to fall for your students
00:10:12Back to Earth, Mia
00:10:13It'll be a piece of cake
00:10:15I'll just implement step two of Mia's
00:10:19Wrong
00:10:19Men are visual creatures
00:10:21You need to catch his eye first
00:10:27Brian Technologies is investing in a new research project on companionship AI
00:10:34This is mortifying
00:10:36I thought he was the only one here
00:10:38And I'm looking for an assistant
00:10:55We are the obvious choice
00:10:57Amy and I are the perfect choice for this project
00:11:01As you may know, Amy's dad is the CEO
00:11:04Stop
00:11:04Connections won't get you anywhere with me
00:11:06Go
00:11:08I'm not repeating myself
00:11:13He really is the perfect guy
00:11:16Why?
00:11:16You
00:11:18Go
00:11:20Me?
00:11:21Why?
00:11:22I don't want anybody working for me who is more concerned about clothes than research
00:11:33Who wrote this?
00:11:35Psychology of Love
00:11:36You're right?
00:11:43That's one of the best reports I've ever read
00:11:48Your full name is Mia Rose
00:11:50The one and only
00:11:51It says here you were born in Oregon
00:11:53Sister city, to be exact
00:11:56Do you have a boyfriend?
00:11:59Absolutely
00:12:01Positively
00:12:02100% no
00:12:04Holy shit
00:12:06He's interrogating me about my love life in front of everyone
00:12:10Oh
00:12:11Oh
00:12:11He is so in love with me
00:12:15Her name is identical to my wife's
00:12:17And she's from the same city
00:12:24You got the job
00:12:26Everyone else can go
00:12:28Sorry
00:12:29Thank you, Professor Brian
00:12:33Just keep things professional
00:12:35Are you done?
00:12:38Just do your job
00:12:42Step number three and Mia's guide to romance
00:12:45Spice things up with a little physical contact
00:12:54Just making sure my boss looks good
00:12:58I wanna hold you
00:13:02Under the red moon
00:13:06Me?
00:13:07I'd be more worried about yourself
00:13:10My grandma wouldn't wear that dress
00:13:12Well your grandma should wash your mouth out with soap for talking to me that way
00:13:16Anson
00:13:19Familiarize her with the projects open the next few days
00:13:22Understood
00:13:27Listen up, Lily
00:13:28Rent's on me this month
00:13:31What?
00:13:32You became, uh, Miss Moneybags all of a sudden?
00:13:35This is Leo Brian
00:13:38And I'm gonna be his research assistant
00:13:42Um, Leo Brian? Do you know he's your husband?
00:13:45Can he pay?
00:13:46Yeah
00:13:47I have to make him fall in love with me if I'm gonna pass this semester
00:13:50Girl
00:13:51Girl
00:13:52Listen to me
00:13:53I've heard he's a total fuckboy
00:13:55And he hooks up with girls all night
00:13:58Please
00:13:58Stay away from him
00:14:20I have nowhere to go, you said you would take care of me
00:14:24I have nowhere to go, you said you would take care of me
00:14:30We're married, right?
00:14:33Oh, sure
00:14:36Cause we're married, right?
00:14:40So, where are we sleeping tomorrow?
00:14:46Just stay in your own lane
00:14:48You can have the upstairs
00:14:58this all gonna be mine one day leo you're gonna fall for me whether you like it or not
00:15:08professor brian still hasn't asked you out no you know i'm starting to think that maybe my
00:15:15method doesn't actually work you should ask your roommate lily guy's over not my roommate anymore
00:15:22she just moved in with her new boyfriend they're so jealous that you're like this with professor
00:15:28brian listen i hate to be a bummer but everyone's saying this dude's way out of your league
00:15:36bullshit i am nice i am hardworking and i have my masters what i'm out of that moody weirdos league
00:15:44uh i know i am professor jackoff and i'm a total asshole you're right i never shut up and i
00:15:52love
00:15:53to hear the sound of my own voice he aggravates me more than anyone i have ever met
00:16:11what a coincidence if it isn't my favorite professor
00:16:17i didn't realize you were so two-faced
00:16:21i came here to invite you to the club tomorrow
00:16:33a fancy date it's happening i mean i can't believe it leo really asked you out finally it's my turn
00:16:46yeah i've heard you're going to the country club with mr leo brian tomorrow
00:16:51yeah
00:16:54you don't have to worry about me you're such a good friend
00:16:59but now i need to go pick out my outfit for tomorrow
00:17:15step four and mia's guide to romance
00:17:19a b s always be smiling
00:17:35hi
00:17:36this is a very important meeting i hope you brought the samples i mentioned in my notes
00:17:42leo
00:17:45what the fuck
00:17:51come on hurry up
00:17:53this note must have been in the end right where did it go
00:17:56mia come on get your head in the gate
00:18:10hello brian good to see you long time no see how have you been good should we have a toast
00:18:15we could thank you oh i brought the samples that you asked for
00:18:20yeah yeah you want to show them yeah samples
00:18:34sample you must be starving
00:18:42honey i'm not feeling well i shouldn't have drunk on an empty stomach
00:18:49research shows that skipping breakfast is a big no-no so why don't you eat first and we'll talk later
00:18:56thank you mr brian your girlfriend is such a sweetheart
00:19:00everyone needs a horrible business just a nice change of pace
00:19:04huh yeah she's a great girl one second
00:19:08okay we should eat
00:19:10let's talk over there shall we
00:19:15are you trying to embarrass me
00:19:17i thought this was a date
00:19:20i thought this was a date
00:19:21a date really you're into your professor
00:19:31i don't misunderstand this you're only here because anson's busy
00:19:37of course
00:19:40professional
00:19:44jetty's ready
00:19:45let's continue the conversation on our island mr brian
00:19:48great lead the way
00:19:55i just can't get to break can i
00:20:00hey how are things going with professor hottie
00:20:02not good i am an idiot i thought it was a date and it's not and i'm out on my
00:20:06ass
00:20:07fuck this
00:20:15this day just keeps getting worse and worse
00:20:23i'm thinking i don't even wanna play this game
00:20:38leo you came
00:20:57i couldn't leave you here alone
00:20:58you are my assistant after all
00:21:02that is very nice of you
00:21:04i'm sorry about it earlier
00:21:06i didn't explain myself quite clearly
00:21:09but you did well
00:21:12you shouldn't push yourself
00:21:13here take this
00:21:30i'm gonna get you all wet
00:21:32don't worry about me i got this
00:21:42i need to trip leo forever
00:21:46tonight's the night we make an air
00:21:52it's okay i can do it myself
00:21:55you got something to drink
00:21:57i'm good
00:22:00what's wrong
00:22:01i got it
00:22:10damn it
00:22:17do you always have random hookups
00:22:21there's a lesson from your professor
00:22:25every conclusion
00:22:28needs evidence
00:22:29to back it up
00:22:36would you like to find out
00:22:47he is so sexy
00:22:53i almost forgot what his lips taste like
00:23:00how many girls have just melted looking at those eyes
00:23:06but i'm your professor
00:23:09i won't take advantage of you
00:23:12seems like a gentleman to me
00:23:14i've heard he's a total fuckboy
00:23:17and he hooks up with girls all night
00:23:20so why did lily say that
00:23:27miss rose
00:23:28i've drafted your divorce papers
00:23:33thank you harvey
00:23:35mia is married
00:23:41thank you harvey
00:23:47was that your parents
00:23:49no actually my parents are dead
00:23:55i'm sorry
00:23:58i'll take you home
00:24:00you really don't have to do that
00:24:08thanks for the ride
00:24:09where were you
00:24:11we were waiting for you
00:24:12it's kind of a thing
00:24:13sorry
00:24:15it's okay
00:24:16we were just
00:24:16i'm scared shitless
00:24:18okay
00:24:19i'm glad you're alright
00:24:23hey
00:24:23uh miss rose
00:24:25got home safe
00:24:26so
00:24:27i'm off to the bar
00:24:29oh uh there was some guy there
00:24:31though he was like pushing her around
00:24:32what
00:24:33who
00:24:36i couldn't get a good look at him
00:24:37but
00:24:38they went inside
00:24:39together
00:24:41now
00:24:41she is obviously after you
00:24:44so
00:24:44why don't you just fire her
00:24:46we need our expertise
00:24:48and
00:24:48as a professor
00:24:50i should keep an eye on her
00:24:51hmm
00:24:52yeah good excuse
00:24:54look into her supposed husband
00:25:13we haven't spent any time together
00:25:16could you please
00:25:17sleep with me tonight
00:25:21we're getting a divorce after you graduate
00:25:24so don't get any ideas
00:25:28i'll come back after you're dressed
00:25:36i want to let real new take you away from me
00:25:49wait so he carried you home
00:25:51he's totally in love with you
00:25:53advance congratulations on graduating early
00:26:02stay the fuck away from me
00:26:06we are never going to happen
00:26:10he's playing me like a damn puppet
00:26:13you know how men are
00:26:15they treat women like easy come easy go
00:26:18it's textbook matthew effect
00:26:21i shook my hand too soon
00:26:22don't give up that easy
00:26:24we still have plan b
00:26:26the cold shovel there
00:26:29maybe he's just stubborn
00:26:35take this
00:26:36it was developed by my department
00:26:37it can monitor the wearer's heartbeat
00:26:40and brain waves
00:26:42emma
00:26:43you are a genius
00:26:46leo brian
00:26:47you ain't seen nothing yet
00:27:10eating alone professor brian
00:27:14i usually lunch on my own but
00:27:17you're welcome to join me
00:27:19sorry for the misunderstanding
00:27:21i just wanted to borrow this
00:27:23you're not really my type
00:27:40oh yeah nice work
00:27:42he's definitely jealous
00:27:59how can feelings just disappear like that
00:28:03enough
00:28:07how can me say i'm not her type
00:28:09it seems like you care about her more than you should
00:28:12professor
00:28:14i found something
00:28:15on her husband
00:28:22seems like she's secretly married
00:28:24none of her classmates know
00:28:27we need a pi
00:28:32she's too innocent
00:28:33i'm afraid that someone's going to take advantage of her
00:28:35i've heard a lot of guys on campus are after her
00:28:40and she lives in a shady part of town
00:28:42girls in bars get harassed there all the time
00:28:51professor bryant i need the afternoon off
00:28:54why
00:28:55well if you must know i have a date
00:29:00with who
00:29:01now that is really none of your business
00:29:04you can't
00:29:06i need you this afternoon
00:29:08miss assistant
00:29:17and it's totally working
00:29:20please take me out of the sheltering
00:29:23careful
00:29:25what are you talking to
00:29:26it's private
00:29:28what are you trying to spy on your assistant
00:29:31why don't you help me pick something out
00:29:35which one do you like
00:29:43try it on
00:29:45it's for a birthday present
00:29:47how did you know that tomorrow's my birthday
00:29:51tomorrow's your birthday
00:30:04same name
00:30:06hometown and birthday
00:30:08way too many coincidences
00:30:11and i'm starting
00:30:12and i'm starting
00:30:12we just think that we have never
00:30:16these are gorgeous
00:30:21are they really for me
00:30:22i
00:30:23actually they're
00:30:26a gift for someone else
00:30:30if i didn't know better
00:30:31i think this mia was my wife
00:30:34sorry
00:30:37my mistake
00:30:39shit
00:30:40is he interested in someone else
00:30:42pick up the pace mia
00:30:58yeah
00:30:59hold on
00:31:06you look beautiful in them
00:31:07now why would you give me something so nice
00:31:11if you don't look good
00:31:12it makes me look like a bad boss
00:31:15here
00:31:17have this fitness bracelet
00:31:19as a gift
00:31:27hey what's up
00:31:29yes i will see you at the bar later tonight
00:31:35who are you going out with
00:31:39who are you going out with
00:31:40i am off the clock
00:31:42boss
00:31:44don't worry about me
00:31:47she lives in a shady part of town
00:31:49girls in bars get harassed there
00:31:51all the time
00:31:53you can't go out to a bar at night
00:31:55it's dangerous
00:31:57what do you like me
00:31:59or something
00:32:01just admit you're jealous
00:32:04you're not going out tonight
00:32:06you're going back
00:32:08to the lab
00:32:09to run some tests
00:32:11but i need to be a sap
00:32:32what is this
00:32:36what is this
00:32:38that is a luminol test
00:32:42the hydrogen peroxide reacts with the alkaline
00:32:45it makes this oxidization with the iron
00:32:49which
00:32:51explain it like i'm five
00:32:53take us for example
00:32:56we reacted before we even knew it
00:32:58kind of looks like a galaxy don't you think
00:33:02it does
00:33:10your heart is racing
00:33:12it must be broken
00:33:17midnight
00:33:19happy birthday
00:33:22you've worked hard today
00:33:24make a wish
00:33:26i haven't begun to think about that
00:33:29make a wish
00:33:30i have an idea
00:33:50you know it's a shame that the stars aren't out tonight
00:33:56i love it
00:33:59mia
00:34:03oh my god it's beautiful
00:34:05i love the stars
00:34:08oh my god
00:34:13oh my god
00:34:17oh my god
00:34:20oh my god
00:34:22oh my god
00:34:33You know, I haven't really gotten the chance to look at the stars since my parents passed.
00:34:40So, thank you, Professor Greb.
00:34:44It's my pleasure.
00:34:53You're the listener.
00:34:55I'm the junior.
00:34:57You're drunk.
00:35:00Step number five, and Mia's going to go to romance, take risks.
00:35:08Mia's going to romance?
00:35:10What are you talking about?
00:35:29Why are you naked?
00:35:32What happened last night?
00:35:34Are you afraid we forgot to cuddle?
00:35:37Come on, dumbass.
00:35:38Remember.
00:35:59Come on.
00:36:15Oh, God.
00:36:16That was close.
00:36:18Why are you so relieved?
00:36:20Back up, Professor.
00:36:22You getting cold feet?
00:36:25Remember, it was you that kissed me the day we met.
00:36:28Total accident.
00:36:30I swear.
00:36:32My bad.
00:36:35I'm going to go shower.
00:36:50This data is all over the place.
00:36:55Maybe he does like me.
00:37:05Maybe he does like me.
00:37:08Maybe he does like me.
00:37:11Maybe he does like me.
00:37:13Maybe he does like me.
00:37:15Maybe he does like me.
00:37:15Maybe he does like me.
00:37:15Maybe he does like me.
00:37:15Maybe he does like me.
00:37:15Maybe he does like me.
00:37:17Maybe he does like me.
00:37:19Maybe he does like me.
00:37:21Maybe he does like me.
00:37:23Maybe he does like me.
00:37:25papers to my husband?
00:37:27Oh, sure, Bessie.
00:37:29Let's meet at the bar.
00:37:33Utilizing the halo effect
00:37:35is step nine in Mia's Guide
00:37:37to Romance.
00:37:38Edward L. Thorndike theorized
00:37:41that we completely overlook
00:37:43red flags when we're in love.
00:37:45No.
00:37:46No, I'm not in love with him.
00:37:51Careful, ma'am.
00:37:53Ugh!
00:37:55It's blinding.
00:37:59Um, I have to go
00:38:01write some
00:38:03essays.
00:38:07My old thesis is out the
00:38:09window. Science
00:38:11is a joke.
00:38:15You got me there.
00:38:18Apparently no scientific
00:38:19explanation for that.
00:38:20Hello?
00:38:24Hello?
00:38:26Lily? Oh my gosh!
00:38:28How are you?
00:38:29I'm feeling great.
00:38:31My boyfriend is so obsessed with me.
00:38:34He's showering me with cash.
00:38:35I'm so lucky.
00:38:37Yeah.
00:38:38He must have really good taste.
00:38:40See that?
00:38:41Wow.
00:38:44That's beautiful.
00:38:45He must love spending money on you.
00:38:47Yes, he does.
00:38:49Oh, I do have a favor to ask you.
00:38:54Would you mind giving these divorce papers
00:38:57to my husband?
00:38:59Please?
00:39:01Please don't rush me.
00:39:03Actually, is that it?
00:39:05I have to go.
00:39:06Lily, what's gotten into you?
00:39:08You've been acting different
00:39:10ever since you started dating that guy.
00:39:11Can I at least meet him?
00:39:15It's okay.
00:39:16He's a very busy man.
00:39:17I have to go.
00:39:19Bye.
00:39:22You sure have some generous friends, Mia.
00:39:25What's that supposed to mean?
00:39:27She saw you like the necklace so much
00:39:29she let you keep it.
00:39:30And for free, too.
00:39:33I should give this back.
00:39:36Back.
00:39:38Hey, cutie.
00:39:39You're here to pick me up?
00:39:41I was on the way.
00:39:46Uh, I feel sick.
00:39:49What's wrong?
00:39:52Uh, can we go?
00:40:01Mia?
00:40:02Professor Brian?
00:40:03What are you doing here?
00:40:05My friend.
00:40:06She lost this necklace.
00:40:07Trying to get back to her.
00:40:16I've got to find her.
00:40:17Sorry.
00:40:30She had the necklace I gave you.
00:40:32How do you know her?
00:40:34I know her from high school.
00:40:37We were both named Mia,
00:40:38so we were obviously friends.
00:40:40Why were you hiding from her?
00:40:42Uh, she wants me to lend her some cash.
00:40:45Not interested.
00:40:47Yeah.
00:40:49She's the worst.
00:40:51Should stay away from her.
00:40:53I know her.
00:40:55I know her.
00:40:56What you're saying doesn't sound like you two are friends.
00:41:01I guess I'll give it to her later.
00:41:10May I rose?
00:41:11I'm Grace, your mother-in-law.
00:41:21Sweetheart, I heard you want a divorce.
00:41:24That's true, but you don't have to worry about me.
00:41:31My son gave this to you, right?
00:41:34No, actually, that's my friend Lily's.
00:41:37Impossible.
00:41:38I helped them pick it out.
00:41:40I'm positive.
00:41:41Lily accepted a gift from him?
00:41:44Mia, I promised your mom I'd look after you.
00:41:49Please talk to my son.
00:41:59Look, Sticky, how's your experiment coming along?
00:42:02Um, well, if you look at the graph here,
00:42:03you can see the time and location.
00:42:05Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait, cut to the point, okay?
00:42:07He kissed me, and his heart rate reached 130.
00:42:10130.
00:42:10Mine would reach 130, too, if I got one million in grunts.
00:42:13What more do you want from me?
00:42:15How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:42:18What?
00:42:19Who's in love with Mia?
00:42:24She has a secret admirer.
00:42:26I think we need to congratulate her.
00:42:29Really?
00:42:30Who?
00:42:32I have no idea.
00:42:35My office.
00:42:37Now.
00:42:46Am I here just so you can watch me work?
00:42:49I'm running a launch for the new AI next week.
00:42:51After that, I'm leaving.
00:42:54What?
00:42:55Remember about your credits, Mia?
00:42:58You've been a great assistant.
00:43:00Is he really leaving?
00:43:03So, he wants to make Leo admit that he loves you.
00:43:07The old farts-playing matchmaker.
00:43:08But he's leaving so soon.
00:43:11Do you have enough time?
00:43:12Never fear.
00:43:14David is here.
00:43:17Quick.
00:43:18What's step six to Mia's guide to love?
00:43:21Make your target jealous?
00:43:23Exactly.
00:43:24We need the perfect rival.
00:43:33You need the perfect rival for Leo.
00:43:40The perfect rival!
00:43:46We need to flirt so much that we make everybody jealous!
00:43:49What are you doing?
00:43:51You have got to be kidding me.
00:43:55Plus, influential authors at the center.
00:43:57Oh, that's me, I think.
00:43:59Hey, babe.
00:44:03You up for lunch?
00:44:07Kat, just come into the cafe with me.
00:44:09I'm actually a little busy.
00:44:13Sounds fun.
00:44:29Dang, Mia.
00:44:30I can't get over just how gorgeous you are.
00:44:33I feel the same way.
00:44:36I just love how open and honest you are.
00:44:42Too slow.
00:44:43Time for the final blow.
00:44:44You dare!
00:44:52Can't you see she's not into you?
00:44:54You wish, dude.
00:44:56I know the code to her apartment.
00:44:57We're like, close close.
00:45:00Is that so?
00:45:02Yeah, of course.
00:45:07Fine.
00:45:09Enjoy your dessert.
00:45:11What just happened?
00:45:13Did we screw up?
00:45:14Don't worry about it.
00:45:15We still have plan B.
00:45:18David was telling the truth, but he was spotted at her house.
00:45:22So is he her husband?
00:45:23No, but the PI is still investigating.
00:45:26Go back to the office.
00:45:31Professor Leo, what a coincidence.
00:45:34Up for a match?
00:45:36David here has been boxing ever since he was a kid.
00:45:40You're on.
00:45:47Ah.
00:45:52Huh.
00:46:04Hey.
00:46:08So nobody cares about me at all.
00:46:15Don't worry, I'll be careful.
00:46:17Just rest it on here.
00:46:30He seems to have you all riled up.
00:46:35You're my assistant.
00:46:37Why can't you just be honest?
00:46:41Oh!
00:46:43I'll get that.
00:46:49I finally took the leap, but...
00:46:54Could you get that? It might be important.
00:46:59Looks like it's your mom.
00:47:06Mom.
00:47:07Oh, hi. Your wife and I are meeting up tonight.
00:47:10I want you to come.
00:47:11You and Mia?
00:47:14You and Mia?
00:47:18I can't. I'm busy.
00:47:19Alright, I'll see you there tonight, hun.
00:47:33Professor, I need the night off.
00:47:37Fine. I'll take you home.
00:47:41You live here too?
00:47:43Yeah.
00:47:44This is the place.
00:47:46Do you know, uh, Mia?
00:47:48What?
00:47:52I've got the research results on David.
00:47:54He's actually...
00:47:58Who's David to you?
00:48:01I've known him forever.
00:48:02It's always been really good to me.
00:48:06I got somewhere to be.
00:48:11He seems...
00:48:12Upset.
00:48:13I know it seems like it's working.
00:48:21Mia.
00:48:22Hello, sweetheart.
00:48:24I'm great.
00:48:25I'm sorry.
00:48:26Looks like Leo stood us up.
00:48:28It's okay. No worries.
00:48:30Good.
00:48:31Now I don't have to explain why I had Lily pretend to be me.
00:48:34You were all alone at your wedding a year ago.
00:48:46I do.
00:48:50My son messed up because he was on a humanitarian trip overseas.
00:48:55I understand.
00:48:57Give him another chance.
00:48:59He's working at your school now.
00:49:02Maybe it's fate.
00:49:05Really?
00:49:10Professor, what are you doing here?
00:49:13Stay away from David.
00:49:15He's...
00:49:17Oh, my God.
00:49:19Oh!
00:49:19You are wasting!
00:49:21He's playing you.
00:49:22Yeah, I know.
00:49:24What?
00:49:24They're my friends.
00:49:25They always get drunk and stay at my place.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:49:30There are ways you bring him.
00:49:32It's really no big deal.
00:49:35No, no, no, no, no, no, please.
00:49:37Yeah, drink me.
00:49:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, please.
00:49:42Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:49:43Whoa!
00:49:44Leo!
00:49:45What the hell is wrong with you?
00:49:47He is drunk!
00:49:49Why would you do that?
00:49:50Oh!
00:49:54I don't like when he takes advantage of you.
00:50:02I'm gonna ask you one more time, do you like me?
00:50:09Then start acting like my professor.
00:50:13I'm sorry.
00:50:18Why am I disappointed?
00:50:20I don't have feelings for him.
00:50:22Right?
00:50:26I've been waiting for you forever.
00:50:28Sorry I missed dinner with my mom today.
00:50:32I had met your mom today.
00:50:34Um, sure.
00:50:36It's so bad that you couldn't come.
00:50:39We had a great conversation.
00:50:41She always wanted that ring.
00:50:43Um, what ring?
00:50:46The one she traded with your mom.
00:50:49Oh.
00:50:53Lily, what's wrong?
00:50:55Can I ask you something?
00:50:58Do you know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:51:05Do you know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:51:09Yeah?
00:51:10Could you please borrow this to me?
00:51:13Oh, Lily.
00:51:14You know I would do anything for you,
00:51:16but that's the last thing my mom gave me
00:51:19before she passed away, so...
00:51:22Fine, but at least can you drink with me?
00:51:27Okay.
00:51:28Cheers to me single, I guess.
00:51:30Cheers.
00:51:38Cheers.
00:52:02I'm so tired.
00:52:19You're pretty sick.
00:52:21Professor Bryan.
00:52:23I need you to come to MIT tonight with me
00:52:26for a seminar.
00:52:28Why is everything so last minute with you?
00:52:31I have a life too, you know?
00:52:33So stop meddling.
00:52:35I am so pissed off!
00:52:38He always gets me heated.
00:52:44Is that Emma and David in there?
00:53:02Hey! Fancy seeing you here!
00:53:04What is this?
00:53:05Time to fess up. This is too far.
00:53:07I told you he was playing you. There's your proof.
00:53:10No, just let him understand and admit his feelings for you.
00:53:13This is our plan B. Let's continue the scene.
00:53:16Okay, actually, they are just...
00:53:18Oh, no! You caught us!
00:53:23I won't let them take you from me.
00:53:25And you know what?
00:53:25Emma's hotter than you anyway, Mia.
00:53:29Oh, my God!
00:53:33God, I hope I didn't get my ass kicked for nothing.
00:53:37And she still owes us big time, right, Emma?
00:53:42Emma, why are you so quiet?
00:53:46I'm so quiet.
00:53:48Who said you can kiss me?
00:53:50Oh!
00:53:52Oh!
00:53:53Oh!
00:53:53Oh!
00:53:53Oh!
00:53:54Oh!
00:53:55Oh!
00:53:57Oh!
00:53:59Oh!
00:54:00Oh!
00:54:04Oh!
00:54:05Oh!
00:54:05It's hard to be honest.
00:54:09I'm-
00:54:13I'm meaning to ask,
00:54:15what is this actually for?
00:54:17It detects your heart rate.
00:54:20So you giving it to me, Lis,
00:54:23intentional?
00:54:39Shit, he can't see my plan.
00:54:41No!
00:54:54Professor Bryant.
00:54:59Professor Bryant.
00:55:00Call me Leo.
00:55:02Leo?
00:55:04Don't you think that's dangerous?
00:55:06I think we crossed that line a long time ago.
00:55:10What do you mean by that?
00:55:12I can't take my eyes off you.
00:55:14I'm always worried about you.
00:55:17Why?
00:55:19I don't need your sympathy.
00:55:23Do you know that I've been dreaming, dreaming of a place away from home, a paradise of fear.
00:55:40What more do you want from me?
00:55:42How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:55:45Do you love me?
00:55:54I need some time.
00:55:56Okay, how's 24 days?
00:56:00That's oddly specific.
00:56:03I just can't wait.
00:56:05I need to take care of something first.
00:56:08What is it?
00:56:12Actually, I'm married.
00:56:20Actually, I'm married.
00:56:23It was something my parents arranged.
00:56:25I swear, I haven't touched her.
00:56:29I'm gonna handle it as soon as possible.
00:56:32It's too late for that.
00:56:35Get out.
00:56:45If I had known he was married, I never would have gone after him.
00:56:52Sorry, I sent the wrong picture.
00:56:54This is my son.
00:56:56Let's go diving sometime.
00:56:58He looks familiar.
00:57:04I am on the wilderness safari.
00:57:06Leave a message if you need any.
00:57:17Do you want a divorce?
00:57:20I shouldn't have had you move in.
00:57:23Take this as an apology.
00:57:25Let's talk about this later.
00:57:27I don't feel very good.
00:57:30Can we stay like this?
00:57:37It's my parents' death anniversary very soon.
00:57:47I've already made up my mind.
00:57:50I'm not moving out!
00:57:52Then I'm leaving.
00:58:01I'm leaving.
00:58:03Come on.
00:58:05It's her.
00:58:08Again.
00:58:12What do you want from me?
00:58:14Well, we both hate Mia, right?
00:58:17Such a bitch took my spot on professor Brian's project team.
00:58:22Not to mention, she's a homewrecker.
00:58:25Such a bitch.
00:58:26What do you think about revenge?
00:58:29Let's take her down.
00:58:31What's the plan?
00:58:48Here are the plans for the press conference.
00:58:58Professor, what's your wife like?
00:59:02She means nothing to me.
00:59:04Then why did you marry her?
00:59:07Mia.
00:59:08I'm sorry, I...
00:59:10If I crush this press conference, then can you promise me something?
00:59:16What?
00:59:18Promise me you'll introduce me to your wife.
00:59:27You really want to meet her?
00:59:29This is going to be the best press conference anyone has ever seen.
00:59:39Alright, I promise.
00:59:44Whoa, he really does look like Leah.
00:59:46What are they, twins or something?
00:59:48Did Lily give your husband those divorce papers?
00:59:52Nope.
00:59:54She's been avoiding me for some reason.
00:59:57Do you think Lily's new boy toy is your husband?
01:00:02I wouldn't put it past him.
01:00:03There's no way.
01:00:04We've been best friends for forever.
01:00:08Anyway, can someone help me with the conference?
01:00:11I need to figure out how to get more engagement.
01:00:15Oh, my God.
01:00:17What's wrong?
01:00:20Someone's calling Mia a homewrecker on the campus forums.
01:00:23Shit.
01:00:24No one's going to believe her.
01:00:25What are we going to do?
01:00:33Those people are so crazy.
01:00:35Talking about you are disgusting.
01:00:38You shouldn't have to go through this.
01:00:40Thanks.
01:00:42It's like every time I open my phone.
01:00:44Oh, wait.
01:00:47Take this.
01:00:50This guy helps me a lot.
01:00:52He helped me to delay the application once.
01:00:55He's a kind of weird person.
01:00:57But he's also reliable.
01:01:01Are you sure?
01:01:02Absolutely.
01:01:03Just tell him Lil sent you.
01:01:05And then he might be giving you a discount.
01:01:10Okay.
01:01:13Remember to say a good word for me to Professor Bryant.
01:01:18Yeah.
01:01:34Victor?
01:01:36Me.
01:01:41I've already wiped 90% of the search results.
01:01:44Want me to take care of the Twitter mirrors too?
01:01:46Um.
01:01:47Yeah.
01:01:48Sure.
01:01:51It's amazing.
01:01:53You're amazing.
01:01:54People have no idea what real digital control means.
01:01:57You know.
01:01:59I can even make every man forget you ever existed.
01:02:12Wait.
01:02:14Picture Monroe.
01:02:17...
01:02:17...
01:02:20...
01:02:21...
01:02:23...
01:02:23...
01:02:25Hudson, come with me now.
01:02:31What are you doing? What are you doing?
01:02:33Stop! Somebody help me!
01:02:36Stop it!
01:02:41Somebody help me!
01:02:50Leo! Leo, stop, stop, stop!
01:02:52I'll take care of you, alright?
01:02:54The police are on the way!
01:02:58Get the hell out of here!
01:03:01It's okay. You're safe now.
01:03:06You're safe now.
01:03:09I'm so glad you're okay.
01:03:13Thank you for saving me.
01:03:15I'm still so scared even now.
01:03:18I was afraid I might lose you.
01:03:23You should get some rest.
01:03:52You should get some rest.
01:03:54No kissing.
01:03:55No, not yet.
01:03:57Why?
01:04:00You have a wife.
01:04:01Hello.
01:04:04In the middle of the night.
01:04:08No matter what.
01:04:13Dream I was.
01:04:15In the middle of the night.
01:04:16See you at the conference tomorrow.
01:04:18Professor Bryant.
01:04:21In the middle of the night.
01:04:25Followed.
01:04:26Followed.
01:04:27Followed.
01:04:28Humans crave intimacy.
01:04:31Unfortunately, we find it hard to express ourselves.
01:04:34The Bryan Group's AI uses emotional computing to expand the limits of virtual companion chip.
01:04:47I can't believe I did it.
01:04:49You did a great job.
01:04:51I'll keep my promise.
01:04:53Please welcome Mr. Leo Bryant, CEO of Bryan Group.
01:05:02And thank you to Mia Rose for a wonderful speech.
01:05:05I couldn't have said it better myself.
01:05:09The Bryan Group is at the forefront of AI companionship technology.
01:05:13And with your help, we plan to continue that for many years to come.
01:05:19Leo, Bryan, and Mia Rose.
01:05:24He's my...
01:05:28He's my husband.
01:05:37Hello everyone!
01:05:43Let me introduce myself as Leo's wife!
01:05:49What are you doing?
01:05:50How long are you gonna hide me, baby?
01:05:54Hey, let's go this way. Come on.
01:05:56Let me go!
01:05:57Leo, I love you!
01:06:00Let me go!
01:06:01Leo, baby, I love you!
01:06:03Why are you doing this to me?
01:06:16I mean, what happened? We just saw Mia running out.
01:06:20Where'd she go?
01:06:35You're useless as ever.
01:06:39Once a crybaby, always a crybaby.
01:06:42Really?
01:06:45Actually...
01:06:46I should thank you.
01:06:48Because me and Leo hit it off and...
01:06:52I moved in with him.
01:06:54What?
01:06:55Well, you know him.
01:06:58He's icy.
01:07:00But not with me, of course.
01:07:04You...
01:07:04Are ruining everything!
01:07:08Why wouldn't you tell me sooner?
01:07:10He didn't want to hurt your feelings.
01:07:13But he said he would get rid of you.
01:07:16I know, Leo, and he would never do that to me.
01:07:20Oh, yeah?
01:07:23Well, let's wait and see who we'll choose.
01:07:25Who's...
01:07:28Who's...
01:07:30Who's...
01:07:31Who's...
01:07:33Who's...
01:07:39Mia!
01:07:44Who the hell is Mia?
01:07:47I know where she is.
01:07:52Where?
01:07:53Why did you crash the press conference?
01:08:04She's there.
01:08:12You did that on purpose.
01:08:14Yes, and...
01:08:16If I can have you...
01:08:17No one can.
01:08:21Mia!
01:08:28The final step in Mia's guide to romance.
01:08:32An avoidant attachment style can protect you from getting hurt.
01:08:38Mia, I'm sorry.
01:08:40I didn't mean to get you wrapped up in all of this.
01:08:44Nothing happened.
01:08:46Please, believe me.
01:08:47Leo, it's all my fault.
01:08:50I'm not good at expressing myself.
01:08:54I kept ignoring my feelings for you.
01:08:57I'm sorry. I started all of this.
01:09:00Yes.
01:09:00You don't have to forgive me.
01:09:03Just...
01:09:03Please, let me come in and make sure you're okay.
01:09:07Mia?
01:09:14Guess what?
01:09:15I have a bunny go open.
01:09:30Mia, I...
01:09:31Professor Bryan?
01:09:33I need to come clean.
01:09:36This has been an experiment all along.
01:09:38An experiment?
01:09:40I've been using you as a guinea pig to prove my research.
01:09:44Mia, what are you talking about?
01:09:47I've been planning this from the beginning.
01:09:49This fitness tracker?
01:09:52I've been using it to collect data.
01:09:55I never really loved you.
01:09:57So now we're Ethan.
01:09:59I don't believe you.
01:10:03The experiment is over.
01:10:05We're over.
01:10:11You're quitting your experiment?
01:10:13Why?
01:10:14I just can't do it.
01:10:17Worst case scenario, just graduate late.
01:10:19Okay?
01:10:20Graduate late?
01:10:21That's not like you.
01:10:23Sorry to disappoint you, Professor.
01:10:39Wait.
01:10:41Are you crying?
01:10:44What's wrong?
01:10:47Mia, I don't have much time.
01:10:48I'm going away on a business trip.
01:10:50Safe travels.
01:10:51Please.
01:10:52I want to tell you something.
01:10:53Just listen to me.
01:10:57I...
01:10:59What's that?
01:11:00I know you have a wife.
01:11:02And I know she's pregnant.
01:11:04Take care.
01:11:19You look like a mess, man.
01:11:22Thanks.
01:11:23Why don't you expose Lily for the bitch that she is?
01:11:27Because she used to be my friend.
01:11:31I'm sorry, she's pregnant now.
01:11:35How do you know it's Leo's?
01:11:38It doesn't matter, okay?
01:11:40Leo left, and he's already dead to me.
01:11:44Stop moping around.
01:11:47Yeah.
01:11:48You know what?
01:11:49Get your ass up.
01:11:50We're going to the graduation party tonight.
01:11:54All I remember is we stayed up way past three.
01:11:59I think we're falling hard and I blame gravity.
01:12:03Now it's morning.
01:12:04I can't catch your breath.
01:12:06Hold your breath.
01:12:22Not the halo effect again?
01:12:28Split the wishbone to the straws.
01:12:32I had no idea Professor Bryan was going to be here tonight.
01:12:35I heard he's a starry knight.
01:12:38That's a stupid name.
01:12:40Come on.
01:12:41The starry knight ball is a school tradition.
01:12:44Every year the student council picks three nights,
01:12:47and at the end of the ball we get to bid for it to see who gets the chance to
01:12:50dance.
01:12:51It's fun, isn't it?
01:12:53It's today.
01:12:54You should place a bid.
01:12:55Or are you going to watch him dance with somebody else?
01:12:57Emma, cut it out, okay?
01:12:59I didn't come here to dance with Leo.
01:13:01I came here for the student line-up photos so he can dance with whoever he wants to.
01:13:07Come on, Mia. It's been a whole week.
01:13:09How are you really going to wear this gorgeous dress just to hide in the corner like some painting on
01:13:13the wall?
01:13:14Are you really okay with this?
01:13:17Look at him, standing there like nothing ever happens.
01:13:21Taking up all that attention from those love-struck girls.
01:13:25Even if you are moving on, you should at least tell him to his face.
01:13:29Where's the fearless mirror from before?
01:13:31Don't you want to know what he's thinking?
01:13:32Don't you have the guts to place a bid?
01:13:35Don't you?
01:13:37Don't you?
01:13:39Don't you?
01:13:39Hey everybody! Welcome to the Starry Night Party.
01:13:43First up, please welcome our knights of the Starry Night.
01:13:48First up, we'll auction off Sir Leo Bryan.
01:13:58Five hundred.
01:14:00Six hundred.
01:14:05Eight hundred.
01:14:08One thousand.
01:14:10One thousand five hundred.
01:14:12One thousand five hundred.
01:14:14Look, they're about to get what they want.
01:14:16Maybe he's waiting for you, but you want to know what he has to say?
01:14:20Two thousand!
01:14:21She's not here!
01:14:23Or maybe he'll tell Amy that Mia is such a fool.
01:14:35Three thousand dollars!
01:14:39Three thousand coin once.
01:14:42Three thousand coin twice.
01:14:45And sold!
01:14:46Two thousand.
01:14:48Two thousand.
01:14:50One thousand.
01:14:51One thousand.
01:14:53Three thousand.
01:15:08One thousand.
01:15:13That's right. You can hurt me as much as you like. You paid for me.
01:15:20Shouldn't we end this now?
01:15:23Don't be so hasty, Doctor.
01:15:26That's not supposed to be right.
01:15:32You're the real Mia. My Mia.
01:15:38Although, I have to admit, getting someone to pretend to be you is creative.
01:15:45Lily isn't pregnant. Anson checked. The tests were fake.
01:15:57Shall we get out of here?
01:15:59Mrs. Bryan.
01:16:09Are you in a rush or something?
01:16:12I'm just trying to make up for lost time.
01:16:14Well, we can't turn back the clock.
01:16:18So let's make the most of every moment now.
01:16:27So, what's your theory behind our love?
01:16:29So shine bright.
01:16:32Let me run some calculations.
01:16:38I love.
01:16:41You have to say the magic words.
01:16:45I.
01:16:46Love.
01:16:48You.
01:16:49Nothing can stop you.
01:16:52No, nothing can stop you.
01:16:56Follow your heart. I won't stay wrong.
01:17:06Go! Get out!
01:17:08You can't do this to me.
01:17:10You're just a maid.
01:17:11I'm gonna say this to Leo.
01:17:14I'm not a maid. I am his mother.
01:17:17There he is.
01:17:19Go ahead. Tell him.
01:17:21Leo!
01:17:24Mia, you tricked me too!
01:17:30Mia, you tricked me too!
01:17:33Then why did you steal her ring?
01:17:36Mia, I'm so sorry. I missed you.
01:17:38Don't ever speak to me again.
01:17:41Don't touch me.
01:17:44Mia!
01:17:49If you change your mind, you have three more days to submit your paper.
01:17:54Thank you so much, Professor.
01:17:57What was that?
01:18:02So, congratulations, Dr. Rose.
01:18:05Thank you, Professor Hugo.
01:18:12Congratulations, baby.
01:18:13Looks like my experiment is over.
01:18:16I am not done researching.
01:18:19How much I love you.
01:18:25Hey!
01:18:27You stole something.
01:18:29What?
01:18:29Come closer.
01:18:31Closer.
01:18:36There.
01:18:37Now Raven.
01:18:40Emma!
01:18:41Wait!
01:18:50Leo?
01:18:53Are you here?
01:19:13You're just in time.
01:19:15Leo, you did all of this for me?
01:19:18I'll never be alone again.
01:19:29I'll never be alone again.
01:19:30Miros.
01:19:31Will he be my wife?
01:19:44Again.
01:19:46Miros.
01:20:03What?
01:20:11I'm just glad I was your guinea pig.
01:20:14Looks like you've been standing up on me as guide to romance.
01:20:18I've done some research on my own.
01:20:22Can we talk about anything else?
01:20:25No.
01:20:26Your professor has some academic theories he'd like to discuss with you.
01:20:32For example, where he should begin kissing you.
01:20:37Here.
01:20:43Here.
01:20:49Here.
01:20:53Here.
01:20:54It's all that I want.
01:20:55All that I'm asking.
01:20:56All about.
01:20:57Here.
01:21:02Love, love, love me.
01:21:04Right, Professor Bryant.
01:21:06I think we should continue this conversation elsewhere.
01:21:10Love, love, love me.
01:21:13As I am.
01:21:15As I am.
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