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Return of the Kung Fu Dragon
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00:00Old Town Road, I'm gonna take my horse to the Old Town Road.
00:05Old Town Road.
00:22Not bad. Still got it.
00:24Ethan?
00:25Please tell me she didn't see that.
00:26You've been at it all day. Take a break.
00:30Just a bit more. Earn us some extra for dinner.
00:57What happened? Why is the cow's nap in here?
01:00Well, lazy cow, I guess. Just leave it.
01:10The Perfectors.
01:14Mom, you said I gotta fight today.
01:16But in this dump, it stinks.
01:18That doesn't matter.
01:20We just want to find someone.
01:22Someone. Someone interesting.
01:26How did they find us?
01:32Folks, this is a private farm.
01:35We don't take visitors.
01:36I'll have to ask you to leave.
01:39Logan.
01:41Try him.
01:43Awesome! Finally!
01:46Someone to play with me.
01:53A way of win.
01:55Ram style.
01:58Ethan!
02:00Mom, he's too weak.
02:02This is no fun.
02:03If he's boring, kill him.
02:05Then move on to the next one.
02:20Ava.
02:21A first-generation Perfector.
02:23Gene model of the way of water.
02:25After hiding for this long,
02:26finally show your fangs?
02:29Wow!
02:30Fun!
02:31You can fight!
02:31Let's do it!
02:32Come on!
02:33Ava, what was that?
02:34Sorry.
02:35I'll explain after I'm done with this.
02:41Dead Kane, Helena, and demon child Logan.
02:44So you've come at last.
02:46Mom, she's a badass.
02:48I'm gonna beat her first.
02:50Then kill the loser.
02:53Go ahead, my boy.
02:59I'm gonna beat her first.
03:37Logan, wait.
03:40Mom!
03:41They're not dead yet.
03:43We're not finished.
03:45Claire, the way of fire perfecter, tiger style.
03:50Very well.
03:52You dare to kill your allies?
03:54You're violating the rule of the Dark Dragon Lord.
03:56When he returns, he'll execute you both.
03:59The Dark Dragon Lord.
04:01He's been gone for too long.
04:04Once my son defeats every free perfecter
04:07and becomes the new lord,
04:10he'll be the rule.
04:12As if you're worthy.
04:14Ava, with me.
04:18Two against one.
04:19Let's party.
04:20Leave it, Logan.
04:22We still have things to do.
04:25We'll have plenty of time after.
04:27None of them are getting away.
04:37Are you hurt?
04:40Oh, now you step in?
04:42Where were you earlier?
04:44Useless coward.
04:45Just stood there and watched your wife get bullied.
04:48Ethan isn't ordinary.
04:49I don't want to drag him into the perfecter's fight.
04:51It would only risk his life.
04:53He's just a piece of trash.
04:55Only you treat him like some kind of treasure.
04:59Ethan, Lily's getting out of school soon.
05:01Pick her up first.
05:02I'll explain when I'm back.
05:04Fine.
05:06Just...
05:06Please be careful.
05:15Nick Cross.
05:16The Butcher.
05:18The way of Earth Perfecter.
05:20Awakened talent.
05:21Ox style.
05:23Good.
05:24Now I can see for myself.
05:26Cut the crap.
05:28I've been waiting.
05:38Don't look, sweetheart.
05:40It's not for kids.
05:46Logan's a meathead, but he's a natural-born killer.
05:50Among us perfecters, only the Dark Dragon Lord stands a chance to beat him.
05:55Nick's screwed.
06:00If the Lord's still here, we wouldn't have to live in fear.
06:26Logan's going to kill Nick.
06:27We must save him.
06:29Now!
06:33Sweetheart, can Daddy borrow your mask for a minute?
06:40See you on the other side, Butcher.
06:44Yay!
06:45Time to kill some cows!
07:01Who the hell are you?
07:03Where he came from!
07:05He never knew himself!
07:09No, no, no, no!
07:11Call him pie, but he was born to show you!
07:14No, no, no, no!
07:17No, no, no!
07:19No, no, no!
07:19He's gonna come around!
07:21The Dragon Style.
07:24He's...
07:24Ain't no lies, ice in the eyes of...
07:28The Dark Dragon Lord.
07:31The Dark Dragon Lord.
07:32The Dark Dragon Lord.
07:33The Dark Dragon Lord.
07:38He's...
07:39He's back.
07:47I'll fucking kill you!
07:49I'll have my revenge!
07:51Logan!
07:52Come back!
07:54If you married him,
07:56we never need to hide in a dump like this.
08:01Ethan's my husband.
08:03To me, no one compares to him,
08:05not even the Dark Dragon Lord.
08:06I swear that useless trash has you drugged!
08:09Enough!
08:10Let's go check on the butcher.
08:28Oh no.
08:29They're here.
08:29We have to go!
08:30Now!
08:31Now!
08:33Now!
08:34Now!
08:39Please!
08:40Let me go!
08:47Operating First Generation Perfector Registration Act.
08:51Target Nick Cross.
08:52Capture confirmed.
08:54Transport to headquarters for disposal.
08:58Agent Tyler,
08:59using Helena and Logan's challenge,
09:02we just follow them
09:03and track all Free Perfectors down.
09:05Easy peasy.
09:07These First Generations are flawed.
09:09If they refuse to submit to PCA,
09:11they must be wiped out!
09:13This world belongs to us now!
09:16The true Perfectors!
09:18Don't get ahead of yourself.
09:20These First Gens are just small-fy.
09:24The only person we really need to worry about
09:27is the one from earlier.
09:32The Dark Dragon Lord.
09:41Annoying rats!
09:51Fuck!
09:52He's too fast!
09:53I'm gonna kill him!
09:54I'll get my revenge!
09:58He got away,
10:00so we'll get you a new toy.
10:06I'll take you to Ava.
10:08You can fight as much as you want.
10:11No.
10:11This time, I'm not gonna fight her.
10:14I'm gonna kill her.
10:24Ava, you are the best
10:26of the Way of Water Perfectors.
10:27And he's just a piece of trash.
10:29He doesn't deserve to be with you.
10:31Take the girl
10:31and leave with me.
10:32Now!
10:33What if Helena and Logan come again?
10:35Ethan has no chance to survive.
10:37I am not leaving him behind.
10:39Even now?
10:40You're still worrying about that pathetic loser?
10:46You have nerves showing up now?
10:51Mommy!
10:52Auntie!
10:53Look!
10:54Daddy bought me this mask!
10:57This...
10:58This mask?
11:02The Dark Dragon Lord?
11:07Ethan's just a loser.
11:08How can he be the Dark Dragon Lord?
11:13Ava, you are coming with me!
11:15Now!
11:17I'm not going anywhere.
11:18I'm staying here with Ethan.
11:21Claire, please.
11:23Trust me.
11:24I'll protect my wife and daughter.
11:27Protect them?
11:28With what?
11:31Ava is the best
11:32of the Way of Water Perfectors.
11:33You're just an ordinary.
11:34How the hell can you protect them?
11:40Ava, actually...
11:48It's Helena and Logan!
11:51Ethan, stay here with Lily.
11:52Just leave this to me.
12:07Finally, you're here.
12:10Once you're dead, there'll be no free perfector left.
12:14The Dark Dragon Lord will be forced to show himself.
12:17Once Logan breaks him,
12:20my son will be the new Lord.
12:25You just saw the Lord's power yourselves
12:27and you still dare run your mouth?
12:29Acting tough until the very end, huh?
12:32Wish you have Nick's luck.
12:34Perhaps the Dark Dragon Lord will scoop in and save you too.
12:38Logan, kill them.
12:57Logan is the offspring of two first-generation perfectors.
13:00He's got high-ranked genes.
13:02If there were no second-gens
13:03or the Dark Dragon Lord,
13:05he would be the strongest on Earth.
13:24He's got high-ranked genes.
13:26If there were no second-gens,
13:34folks, fight all you want,
13:35but you've got to pay for breaking things.
13:38Ethan?
13:39What the hell are you doing here, you loser?
13:42Just came to watch.
13:43Go on, don't mind me.
13:45Is this not messy enough?
13:49You're an ordinary.
13:51Just the shockwave from this fight will kill you.
13:54Don't worry.
13:55They can't hurt me.
13:57You worthless trash.
14:00How dare you look down on me?
14:03I'll kill you first.
14:06Ethan!
14:31Ethan, go to Claire.
14:33Stay close to her.
14:34I won't let him hurt you.
14:40Even stuck marrying a loser like you,
14:42Ava's still this powerful.
14:44Ava is holding back.
14:45She's too distracted trying to protect us.
14:49Logan has already found her opening.
14:51You ordinary.
14:52What do you know about combat between perfecters?
14:55Absolutely nonsense!
14:59What are you doing?
15:02My arm?
15:04It's fixed.
15:10Ava!
15:12Strike the weak point!
15:14His chest!
15:43Blood.
15:45Shh, you made me bleed. I'm ripping you apart!
15:53Hmm, genius. He inherited the way of Earth Gene Model 2.
15:58This is his signature, rat-style, Earth-merging. Interesting.
16:15Oh, no!
16:37Watch out!
16:54Ava!
17:01I won! She took the hit! She's dead meat! I'm the new Dark Dragonlord!
17:08Logan's power nearly matches with second-gen perfectors. Ava died by that strike. It's a warrior's end.
17:22That... that's impossible!
17:29Logan!
17:30Logan!
17:35Go. Now.
17:36Look what he did to you.
17:38I won't leave till he pays for it.
17:40Rest now.
17:42I'll take it from here.
17:46I'll make sure you die! Today!
17:51You dared hurt my wife?
17:54Fine.
17:56I'll play with you.
17:57But be careful. Try not to die too quickly.
18:02You asked for it!
18:04I'll crush your skull!
18:17Tiger.
18:19Snake.
18:20Right now.
18:25He's cycling through every style.
18:27How is this possible?
18:29In all our history,
18:31only one man has that kind of power.
18:38The Dark Dragonlord?
18:55The Dark Dragonlord?
18:56The legendary Dark Dragonlord...
18:58is an ordinary farmer?
19:00No.
19:02We just hooked...
19:05the big fish.
19:09The Dark Dragonlord.
19:12You finally show up.
19:14It's you.
19:17The Witch of the Blood Harvest.
19:24You forced me to disable my own power...
19:27and took my eyes!
19:32You really think I wouldn't bounce back?
19:35I re-implanted the Way of Wind model.
19:39Re-implant?
19:43Now, I'm even stronger than before.
19:48I don't need eyes to see.
19:50The wind is my sight.
19:52Every movement you make,
19:54the air carries it all to me!
19:57You're the Dark Dragonlord, so what?
20:01I am no longer the failure you defeated!
20:10Use the wind element like that.
20:13Her power...
20:15can reach half of a true second-gen perfecter.
20:19What?
20:21What?
20:44Ethan!
20:45Ethan!
20:57Impressive.
20:58You can track my moves.
21:01But can you stop me?
21:27You will have strong hopes,
21:29whereby you won't win!!!
21:30You can win!
21:32You can win!
21:33You can win!
21:35You can win!
21:37You can win!
21:38You can win!
21:39You must do that!
21:40You can win!
21:42You can win!
22:03your crimes are beyond count break your own limbs and i shall spare your lives fine we lost
22:12but my husband he won't let this go he can try
22:25you two enjoying the show get out here now
22:34they are the pca
22:43logan run run not happening
22:51even we're perfecters pca i won't spare any of us fight with us
23:09pca you didn't just happen to be here did you the dark dragon lord huh sharp as they say without
23:18those two idiots running around we wouldn't have pulled in this many you used us getting used by
23:24the pca that's the only value you failures have left let me introduce myself tyler pca agent
23:35noah pca agent why is pca so set on wiping us out you first gen perfectors unstable dangerous
23:43this world belongs to real perfectors no room for trash like you
23:52then so be it we fight
23:59ethan we'll hold them off you can still get out you're the last hope of our first gen perfectors
24:03you can't get caught here placing your hopes on a flawed reject that's pathetic no need pca's not
24:11taking anyone today cocky bastard you asked for it
24:40we're dead
24:54we're dead
24:55that's impossible
25:13This, this power.
25:14I'm B-ranked PCA.
25:16How is a first-gen reject stopping a strike with all my might?
25:20Unless he's a second-gen too.
25:23No, impossible.
25:25The records say the Dark Dragon Lord is the very first first-gen.
25:29I'm sick of duels and killing.
25:32I stayed out of this for years.
25:35But you kept pushing.
25:38So today, let's end this.
25:48Die.
26:00He's...
26:01He's a monster.
26:04Then, it's all...
26:07Or nothing.
26:11He's a monster.
26:14Get out!
26:14Go.
26:24Let's go.
26:45Let's go.
27:15Let's go.
27:17You overestimate yourselves.
27:27This can't be.
27:29It's impossible.
27:34I never thought Ethan'd be this strong.
27:36I misjudged him before.
27:48Dark Dragon Lord, please!
27:50Spare my life!
27:55You PCA think you run everything.
27:57This is what you get.
28:00PCA's been killing perfecters for years.
28:03You all deserve to die.
28:13Spare my life, and I'll tell you something valuable.
28:17Talk.
28:18Make it worth your life.
28:20Next week's free perfecters union assembly.
28:22It's a trap.
28:23We're wiping everyone out.
28:24That includes your father-in-law, Arthur Reed.
28:27What?
28:28What?
28:29I'm here.
28:30Nothing's happening to him.
28:47Forget it.
28:50Didn't know you were the Black Dragon Lord.
28:52That's on me.
28:53I won't get in the way of you and Ava anymore.
28:58It's alright.
29:00We're family.
29:00I won't get in the way.
29:12Ha ha ha ha!
29:14Fifteen years!
29:16Finally, I'm done!
29:18Now, tell me.
29:20Who can stop me?
29:22This Victor Kane is invincible!
29:26Ha ha ha ha!
29:28Master, bad news.
29:29Helena and Logan lost.
29:31They were taken by the Dark Dragon Lord.
29:33What the hell?
29:37He fucking dared to touch my wife and son?
29:39I'll kill him!
29:45Listen up!
29:47PCA's hunting us down.
29:48Today, we gotta pick a leader and fight them to the death!
29:54PCA's too strong.
29:56How do we fight that?
29:58Exactly.
29:58Second Gens crush us.
30:00This is suicide.
30:01Then die standing!
30:03For dignity!
30:04For freedom!
30:05We'll fight to the end!
30:07Fight to the end!
30:09A bunch of rejects.
30:10And you think you can take on PCA?
30:13Fight to the end!
30:14Fight to the end!
30:17Father...
30:17Good to have you back.
30:19Father...
30:20What the hell are you doing here, you useless piece of trash?
30:25Get out!
30:26I don't want to see you!
30:27Father!
30:28Father, PCA might already be inside.
30:29Ethan can help!
30:31Ridiculous!
30:32Since when do we need help from a useless trash?
30:35Ava, what can a useless farmer like him do?
30:38Get him out of here.
30:40He's such an eyesore.
30:42Ethan is not useless!
30:44He's...
30:44Enough!
30:45He leaves...
30:46Or you shut up.
31:11You?
31:12A bunch of rejects?
31:14Picking a leader?
31:15What a joke!
31:18Victor!
31:18You scumbag!
31:21You let your wife and son slaughter the Perfecters, and you dare show up here?
31:26No!
31:28All of you shut up!
31:34How dare you!
31:52Father!
31:53Grandpa!
31:55Get off me!
31:56You want to die too?
31:57How did you get this strong?
31:59Where is he?
32:00Bring me the Dark Dragon, or everyone here dies.
32:04If he were here, you wouldn't be standing.
32:07You want to die?
32:08I'll grant your wish.
32:15You're looking for me?
32:24You're looking for me?
32:28Ethan!
32:29Don't make things worse!
32:32Isn't that the Reed family's useless son-in-law?
32:35You want a death or what?
32:37You're the Dark Dragon Lord.
32:39Him?
32:40He's just a weak, useless farmer, pretending to be the Dark Dragon Lord for attention.
32:48Exactly.
32:49No way the Dark Dragon Lord looks so ordinary.
32:54Dark Dragon Lord took you long enough to show yourself.
33:00Ethan, you dare mock me?
33:05You're dead!
33:11Ethan, watch out!
33:14Ethan, watch out!
33:26He's a perfecter too.
33:29I thought he's an ordinary man.
33:34No way.
33:36He just got lucky.
33:42Slippery.
33:43Let's see how long you can keep that up.
34:01What?
34:02Impossible!
34:03He defeated Victor!
34:06Such power!
34:09You're really the Black Dragon Lord?
34:24That's dragon style.
34:26There's only one person who can use it.
34:28The Dark Dragon Lord!
34:31Ethan, is really the Dark Dragon?
34:33The Dark Dragon Lord?
34:35Dad, I told you, Ethan's not useless.
34:38No.
34:40That useless farmer.
34:43How can he be the Dark Dragon?
34:47Even if you are the Dark Dragon Lord, I took my wife and son.
34:55We didn't take Helena and Logan.
34:58The PCA did.
34:59The PCA?
35:01It was PCA.
35:03It was PCA.
35:03If you doubt it, ask them yourself.
35:06I believe you.
35:08But PCA, no one can find them.
35:12You're already here.
35:13Come out.
35:15Nozano.
35:18See you!
35:21Steve Walker!
35:22Zeke Walker.
35:23PCA Senior Executive.
35:25All of you coming with me to PCA for trial.
35:27You're the one who took my wife and son!
35:33all of you attack stay back you can't handle him then why don't you fight him
35:38you useless pathetic trash none of you are leaving
36:00die
36:13this power we're not even close
36:26even if you match a second gen so what
36:36what what what did you do this ring blocks all first gen element force dragon today
36:48you die without element force you can't even touch me
36:54spare me my lord i'll serve pca marcus you traitor i don't want to die
37:13the pca doesn't keep trash
37:26dark dragon lord time to die
37:37who said i need powers to kill you
37:48where is he
37:58first generation perfectors aren't flawed i don't need element force to break you
38:22talk where are my wife and child
38:28don't be smug my boss is coming for me
38:31split it out where's pca headquarters the world belongs to us now dragon lord
38:38who falls are being erased
38:54you want your daughter back dragon lord then come to the pca
38:59you are asking for death
39:11i'm certain
39:24i'm certain
39:28you are
39:29y'all
39:38i'm certain
39:39i'm certain
39:41fighting
39:47so you're the dark dragon lords brit
39:52the spawn of a defect doesn't deserve to eat here
39:55get on your knees
40:06i won't
40:08you're all bad people
40:11let's see how tough you are when we drag your precious dark dragon lord in here in chains
40:24my hand
40:28my hand
40:38you little brat you still have the nerve to fight back
40:41my daddy is coming to save me
40:44still counting on your dark dragon lord
40:46pathetic take her to the gene lab
40:53dark dragon lord this is it this is the pca headquarters
41:03so this is the place
41:05you touched my daughter
41:07now you all die
41:17gene scan is finished
41:18zero compatibility
41:20she's a dud
41:21why the hell did you bring this trash to my lab
41:23get her out of here
41:27mr can i go home now i want my daddy
41:33dr weiss that's the dark dragon lord's daughter
41:35he's our nightmare
41:36we can't just let her go
41:38and even if she's not a match for the serum
41:39your lab still needs new guinea pigs right
41:44you're right
41:45my friend's enemy is my enemy
41:47a guinea pig she is
41:49no no guinea pigs i want to go home i want my daddy
42:17really
42:21stay awake
42:23don't touch me
42:28that pathetic loser can't even protect his own brat
42:59you are asking for death
43:17no please spare me
43:21oh
43:22oh
43:28jesus
43:30nearly
43:31dead
43:32he's here
43:33all white
43:37cast
43:37and
43:41and
43:46and
43:48and
43:49and
43:53Thank God, Lutha, you're safe.
44:01Die, Dark Dragon Lord.
44:12Hold your fire! Stand down!
44:31Director, that's him! That's the Dark Dragon Lord! Kill him!
44:36How dare you disrespect Dark Dragon Lord?
44:39Everyone knows I, Silas, value talent above all.
44:54Dark Dragon Lord, my men overstepped. They acted without my orders.
44:58They are yours to settle the score. Do what you will.
45:02Since you love this machine so much, why don't you both go in and play?
45:26I'll make you my number two.
45:26Hold on, Dark Dragon Lord.
45:29Join the PCA. I'll make you my number two.
45:33You'll have everything.
45:37I don't roll with trash.
46:13Daddy! What's wrong? Daddy!
46:20Trading a useless pie for the legendary Dark Dragon Lord?
46:24Best damn deal I've ever made.
46:29You'll have everything.
46:42You're a bad one.
46:44And I'm a terrible one.
46:50You're a bad one.
46:51How many people?
46:51You're a bad one.
46:52Well, look at the invincible Dark Dragon Lord.
46:56All that legendary power, and you still ended up rotting in the dirt like the rest of us.
47:04I was counting on you to save them.
47:07But now, nobody can stop Silas.
47:10Who are you?
47:11I used to run the PCA.
47:14Until that animal Silas stabbed me in the back.
47:17His real power is Gene Devour.
47:19He brought you here to drain every Top Perfector dry.
47:23So he can become a god.
47:26His real power is Gene Devour.
47:29He brought you here to drain every Top Perfector dry.
47:33So he can become a god.
47:35It's over! We're dead! He already sucked us dry!
47:39Once he rips the four elements out of you, he'll be unstoppable!
47:45You moron!
47:46You're supposed to be the Dragon Lord!
47:49And you just handed yourself to him on a silver platter!
48:01What makes you think this is a bad thing?
48:04You're good to be the Dragon Lord!
48:06Come on!
48:08Come on!
48:10Come on!
48:21Come on!
48:33The legendary Dark Dragon Lord, what a pathetic joke.
48:40You really think it's over?
48:43Once I swallow your four element genes, I'll be invincible.
48:49The whole world will be at my feet.
48:54.
48:55.
48:57.
48:58.
48:58.
49:00No!
49:26Yes, the power of God.
49:29I, Silas, am the god of the perfectors.
49:38You're useless now.
49:41Time to use your own power to send you to die.
50:04Ethan!
50:09Look at these ants, crawling right into their own graves.
50:21It's too much. He's a god now.
50:26Now, let's start the execution with you.
50:31Die.
50:39No!
50:55What is this?
50:56My power!
50:58I can't control it!
51:17You!
51:19What the hell did you do to me?
51:21You want to know why I went into hiding?
51:24My awakening left me with a primal, lethal toxin I couldn't purge.
51:29I was just looking for a way to purge it.
51:32And then you showed up.
51:34The perfect trash can.
51:36You practically begged to suck all that poison out of me.
51:42No!
51:43This can't be happening!
51:44You set me up!
51:45You did this to yourself.
51:48No!
51:49No!
51:50No!
51:50No!
51:51No!
51:51No!
51:52No!
51:55No!
51:57No!
52:00No!
52:08No!
52:13No!
52:14No!
52:15No!
52:17No!
52:17No!
52:18No!
52:20No!
52:20No!
52:20No!
52:22No!
52:22No!
52:22No!
52:24Lily!
52:37Run! The whole place is collapsing!
52:47Follow me!
52:52Go!
53:13Dark Dragon Lord, you're truly worthy of your title.
53:28Look, Daddy! Look how strong I am!
53:32You're the best, baby.
53:40The famous Dragon Master, choosing farm work over important business again?
53:51I'm just a simple farmer, and I'm content living like this.
53:57Besides, Lily looks a little lonely. I think she needs a little brother.
54:03Shut up!
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