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00:02come on dude come on wait sorry man coach said one more d and you're out of here
00:11it's for your own good that was you want for me i'm a baseball player not a biologist
00:15i don't know be smarter
00:20prick
00:30um you okay living my best life
00:37why
00:40you offer to cheer me up
00:44oh um
00:45oh sorry um um
00:53good luck with everything
01:43hi
01:45i uh i just didn't expect zeke evans the school's sluttiest baseball player to be my new
01:51roommate so
01:54quite the reputation
01:58sorry i uh i didn't mean to
02:00it's okay
02:03you know there's more to me and all that right
02:09like what
02:11we're making mean lasagna
02:15um
02:16i'm sorry i don't i don't think that this is going to be a good fit
02:19beggars can't be choosers
02:21what makes you think i'm a beggar
02:25it's the first of the month
02:27just give me a shot all right
02:29move my heads kick me out no hard feelings
02:35but i promise to be a good boy for you
02:46i don't even know
02:47i don't do it
02:49i don't even know how the mouse went to you like
02:50ran over a dog
02:51this is like a few times
02:53there's no evidence
02:54there's no case
02:59zeke
03:00quick question
03:01um
03:01why are you throwing a rager at 2 p.m. on a tuesday
03:07guys you need to get out more
03:09this is a hang it's not a rager
03:13all right go
03:14get set up the keg or something
03:16all right bro
03:21look i failed a bio test okay
03:23thought i'd blow off some steam
03:25okay well i need to work on my portfolio which my mentor just called generic and i'm inspiring
03:30so could you please just
03:32who
03:34what are you
03:36you know what's inspiring
03:38dancing
03:39right
03:41come on
03:44come on
03:45loosen up
03:45you know what i mean
03:46it'll help your art
03:47i promise
03:50there you go
03:52there she is
03:53shut up
03:57zeke
04:00hands off your roommate
04:02go herd your animals
04:03okay
04:05i'm tessa
04:06hi
04:08please forgive my man horrible brother
04:10and thank you for housing him
04:12he is a mess
04:13i've noticed
04:14he just needs a friend
04:16oh he's got our fangirls and frat boys
04:18so
04:19it's a new friend
04:44so what do you say babe
04:46i'll pitch
04:47i'll pitch you catch
04:49oh um sorry i i don't really i don't really play i'm i'm just a fan
05:07not your type
05:08what fabian
05:12who's flirting with you
05:14right
05:14flirting with me
05:16that's
05:16that's a good one
05:17yeah
05:18flirting
05:19are you seriously that inexperienced
05:24no
05:27fine if you must know
05:31i've never even been kissed before so
05:34you've never been kissed
05:36i was always the
05:39the weird art girl
05:43i'd basically need like remedial sex ed
05:50what about a
05:51what about a sex tutor
05:54huh
05:55yeah yeah very funny and
05:56and where do you suppose i found one of those
05:58it's not something that you can put up a flyer for
06:06you
06:08you're you're funny
06:10it's
06:11it's a joke
06:12right
06:13well not to brag but this is kind of my area of expertise right
06:16you know sluttiest baseball player on campus
06:22stop you're
06:24you're being mean and you're you're making fun of me
06:27i'm not
06:30i don't i don't understand why you'd help me then so
06:35well a girl like you
06:37clearly makes good grades
06:40i could use a tutor myself
06:43coach said if i fail one more class i'm off the team and that means no more scouts
06:46that means
06:48no yankees
06:50you're like the yankees
06:51focus
06:55you tutor me biology
06:56i'll tutor you in sex what do you say
07:00so
07:02no
07:03we'd like
07:04date
07:05no
07:07no strictly educational
07:09no feelings
07:10i'm for fun not forever and that's not exactly boyfriend material
07:14right
07:16okay
07:18let me guess
07:21you want a sweetheart huh
07:24some good romantic guy who's gonna bring you flowers and write you poetry
07:30what's wrong with that
07:32nothing
07:34there's nothing wrong with it you deserve it
07:38you deserve everything you want
07:44that's not me
07:48what do you say
07:50you help me ace my final and i'll help you find my one
07:56deal
07:59how about
08:01will you seal the deal with
08:04your first kiss
08:24i'll save it for when you're alone
08:28let's go have some fun yeah
08:37first guy to bag the new chick wins the cash
08:40dude that's nasty
08:44zeke you want in
08:45what the hell dude
08:47she's a person not a bet
08:49chill bro all right we're gonna be doing this girl a favor
08:52can you please not mess shit up with my roommate
08:54she's a big girl
08:55she can handle herself
08:59she's off limits
09:00you hear me
09:02or what
09:03or i'll kick your ass
09:05yeah okay
09:06beat it i got business to take care of
09:10but you're lucky this is her house
09:14look ignore him all right
09:15first one to slide home wins 500 bucks cash
09:23i think that's enough studying for today
09:31so
09:32you're gonna be a yankee huh
09:35mm-hmm
09:37well
09:38i should warn you that this
09:41is a dodger home
09:42mm
09:43dodger home
09:46not anymore
09:49you're not even recruited yet
09:50no
09:51it's coming
09:54you're looking at the best picture in the whole western conference
09:57yeah
09:58that's if you don't flunk out
10:00oh
10:01funny
10:04well i did just get this badass new tutor
10:06there
10:12so
10:14now that we're
10:16alone
10:17so
10:22do you wanna know how it feels to be kissed
10:41i don't know how
10:45how do i
10:49uh
10:49lesson one
10:51trust yourself
10:52trust yourself
10:53three
10:54okay
10:56just
10:59follow what feels good
11:04and don't hold back
11:06beautiful
11:13um i'm sorry you uh you don't have to do this what
11:24pretend you want me i'm not pretending are you sure
11:32what makes you think otherwise
11:40because in the immortal words of my eighth grade bully
11:46i am a fat loser with frizzy hair and thunder thighs so
12:01come with me
12:03i want to show you something
12:20uh-uh
12:22eye contact is how guys know you're into them
12:27i don't like being stared at
12:29they're admiring
12:32look at yourself
12:37what are you doing
12:40putting your eighth grade bully in her place
12:44why am i staring at myself this is
12:47embarrassing
12:51call it a confidence drill
12:55can i continue
13:16sorry um i i'm not used to this so i'm
13:22you don't have to apologize
13:25i just want you to see yourself as you are
13:32beautiful
13:39lesson three
13:41ask for what you want
13:46can
13:48we
13:52will you kiss me
14:13what was that bad did i did i do it wrong
14:17no no no you're natural
14:26really
14:28yeah don't want to get to your head
14:31well
14:32i think that we should
14:35go to bed
14:38already
14:39oh no oh my god not
14:42you and i
14:43not together
14:44separately in
14:46in our separate beds
14:47because
14:47not together that
14:48that would be
14:49crazy
14:50you can if you want
14:54you set the pace
14:55butterfly
15:02butterfly
15:25Study time.
15:28I was studying.
15:30I was working on my fastball.
15:32Yeah, and you need to be working on your organismal biology comprehension, which you clearly
15:36know nothing about, which is alarmingly concerning, so.
15:43I feel unmotivated.
15:47Come on, teach.
15:48I made my lessons fun.
15:55Okay.
15:57Fine.
16:00For every answer that you get wrong, you strip.
16:05But for every answer that you get right, I'll strip.
16:11Geez.
16:12Amelia, strip tutoring?
16:16I didn't think you had it in you.
16:18Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:19You in or what?
16:24Bring it on.
16:27First question.
16:29What's the role of the sodium-potassium pump?
16:35It's when you eat sugar.
16:42You're joking, right?
16:46The sodium-potassium pump moves ions against their concentration gradient.
16:50I can't.
16:52So.
16:55Strip.
17:00Come on.
17:17Guess I should've worn a shirt.
17:24Next question, um, what's the key to maintaining blood glucose levels?
17:32Hmm.
17:35Your turn to strip.
17:37We'll see.
17:46Insulin.
17:59That's cheating.
18:08What are you guys doing?
18:09We are just studying.
18:11Studying.
18:12Yeah.
18:14Okay.
18:15Love that.
18:16But did Zeke not tell you about the plan?
18:20I've got a game today.
18:22Tessa's here to help you get ready and bring you to the after party.
18:25Another party, Zeke?
18:27You have to study.
18:29I think it's time to practice what I taught you.
18:37Okay.
18:38Okay.
18:38We need to talk.
18:42My brother tells me that you don't know that you're an absolute babe.
18:47Oh, um, I mean, I know I'm not conventionally attractive, so...
18:53Conventional attractiveness is a myth.
18:55Anywho, I went shopping.
18:57It's like my love language or something, but...
19:00I picked you out some outfits.
19:02You want to play dress up?
19:06Honestly?
19:08Yeah.
19:09Yay!
19:10Me too.
19:11Okay, let's go.
19:17Thank you for doing this.
19:19Seriously, I owe you one.
19:22It's the least I can do.
19:24For what?
19:27For helping Zeke.
19:29You literally saved his life because I was going to kill him if he flunked out.
19:34I hope I can help him.
19:36Oh, you can.
19:37He's not dumb.
19:39He just has this thing in his head that baseball and partying and getting with every girl in
19:43a five-mile radius is all he's good for.
19:52But I think he'll listen to you.
19:53He likes you.
19:54He told me so.
19:58No, no, no, no.
19:59No smiling.
20:00Okay.
20:01I'm going to line your lips.
20:02Focus.
20:03Focus.
20:10Let's go.
20:13Dude, when you struck out that last batter, I swear.
20:16Scout's job is on the ground.
20:18I was actually planning on throwing a...
20:28What's that?
20:29Amelia?
20:33Oh, I'm waiting.
20:35Your left with nothing.
20:38Your nose bleeding.
20:41At least there's something.
20:43See, that horror will go further.
20:47Hey.
20:50Damn, Fabian works fast.
20:52Amanda.
20:53This is the girl I wanted to see.
20:54Listen, I want to show you something.
20:56It's just right over here.
20:57It's Amelia.
20:57Told you to leave her alone.
20:59I don't know.
20:59I don't know.
21:00We're just having a conversation, bro.
21:02Relax.
21:04Back off.
21:05Or he'll be watching the next game from the bench.
21:11Sorry, pal.
21:12She's coming all the way home with me tonight.
21:15What the hell?
21:16Psycho, I'm your teammate.
21:17You're a piece of trash.
21:23What the hell was that?
21:25I thought you wanted me to practice flirting.
21:27Not with him.
21:28He's trying to take you to the upstairs tree.
21:35The what?
21:37Look, Fabian is not good enough for you.
21:38Just ignore him.
21:40Okay.
21:43Wait.
21:45What's the upstairs tree?
21:47It's a tree where we take girls,
21:49and after we kiss them under it,
21:51they always ask to go upstairs with us.
21:53That's the move?
21:54Yeah.
21:55Kissing a girl under a tree.
21:58The upstairs tree.
21:59Ah, right.
22:02When does that work?
22:03I don't know.
22:04It just does.
22:05I don't understand how a tree could do that.
22:11I will show you.
22:15Part of lesson four,
22:18allow yourself to be swept off your feet.
22:28That's just it.
22:37Okay, so the story goes,
22:40founder planted this tree for his wife,
22:42and the seed shipped all the way from North Carolina.
22:44Dug the hole himself,
22:45watered it every day.
22:48Usually,
22:49the girl says something like,
22:50well, it seems like a lot of work.
22:53Wow, it seems like a lot of work.
22:54There you go.
22:55And we would say,
22:56oh, the guy would do anything for a pretty girl.
22:58Right, but
23:00usually you'd mean it, right?
23:01I mean it right now, pretty girl.
23:03Then we would lead them
23:06behind the tree.
23:11And then...
23:14What?
23:17Do this.
23:30So, upstairs.
23:34Oh.
23:47so what's it like living in a frat
23:54fun baseball parties girls
24:02hmm what about class yeah i'm not really good at much else besides rounding home plate
24:07no you make a mean lasagna right sure i do hmm you ask nice and i'll let you taste it
24:15it's always about the sex with you isn't it well it's what people expect from me so
24:22maybe you should try exceeding their expectations
24:26gotta be honest i think this is the most i've ever talked in an upstairs trip
24:33what does a normal upstairs trip look like
24:38this
24:54see
24:55like stop teasing lesson five patience is a virtue build up is half the fun
25:14that guy's gonna take his time
25:18save her every inch
25:21what about lesson three
25:23asking for what i want
25:33all right butterfly
25:36what do you want
25:39i want you to touch me
25:42for academic purposes
25:45obviously
25:45obviously
25:49well then
25:51in the spirit of
25:53education
25:53education
25:53mm-hmm
26:06what else
26:09i want you to kiss me
26:11please
26:12what else
26:25what else
26:28i want you to touch
26:42i want you to touch
26:47You're reminiscing already?
26:50Shut up.
26:52I gotta go find Tessa, but I'll be right back.
27:06Wow, that's beautiful.
27:09Hey, um, Emilio, right?
27:15I'm Sam.
27:16Second baseman, backup pitcher, fellow artist.
27:22You paint, too?
27:23No, I'm an actor.
27:25Aspiring, anyway.
27:27What kind of stuff do you make?
27:29Oh, uh, just representational art with a focus on color theory.
27:33That's wow, yeah.
27:35You have no idea what I just said.
27:36No, not at all.
27:39But maybe I could take you out and hear you tell me all about that.
27:47Can I have your number?
27:51What are you doing?
27:54Oh, I'm asking Emilio out.
27:57You know, I thought we could talk art.
27:59Since when do you care about art?
28:02Come on, man, you know I act.
28:05So what do you say?
28:08I'd love to.
28:09Wow.
28:11She'd love to.
28:14Looking forward to it.
28:19Oh, Emilio has a date.
28:22Emilio has a date.
28:23Cut it out, Tessa.
28:26It's just to hang out.
28:28I'm going to go get some more water.
28:35Okay, Spell.
28:37What's going on between you two?
28:40Nothing.
28:40I don't know what you're talking about.
28:42Yeah, right.
28:43I've literally never seen you this jealous.
28:46I'm not jealous.
28:46I'm just protecting her.
28:48Because you have a huge crush on her?
28:50No, I don't.
28:53We're friends.
28:53She doesn't see me like that.
28:55Okay.
28:57Amelia.
28:59So, what do you think of Zeke?
29:00Be honest.
29:01I think he's charming.
29:03That's for sure.
29:04Charming, huh?
29:06You're about really hot.
29:07Uh, zip it.
29:08I asked her, not you.
29:12I think he's kind and generous.
29:15And super motivated.
29:18But, I think he sells himself short.
29:22I think he's more than just a slutty baseball player.
29:27Damn, bro.
29:28She sees you.
29:29She's a real one.
29:30Alright, what about you, Zeke?
29:32What do you think of Amelia?
29:36She's, uh...
29:40She's great.
29:41Great roommate.
29:42Total chiller.
29:45Right.
29:46Thanks a lot, Remy.
30:06Hey.
30:09So, uh...
30:10When's that test again?
30:11Vinyls are almost over.
30:14Yeah, I, uh...
30:17I took it yesterday.
30:21Zeke, why didn't you tell me?
30:23Well, I wanted to wait...
30:25So I could show you...
30:27My first day.
30:30Oh, my God.
30:33You did it.
30:34It's all right.
30:37Well, I couldn't have done it without you, teach.
30:45It's all blackened out, and you woke up on the floor.
30:56Sorry.
31:09So, you're going out with Sam, then?
31:17Yeah, um...
31:19I guess it all worked out.
31:24You got the A...
31:27I got the guy.
31:29You don't even know him.
31:30I'm doing what you told me to.
31:33Trusting myself and letting myself get swept off my feet.
31:37Yeah, but...
31:38But what?
31:40I'm not understanding the problem.
31:42It's no problem.
31:43What's the point of you tutoring me if you won't let me date anybody?
31:49Are you...
31:51Are you jealous?
31:54Zeke.
31:55No.
32:01Right, because...
32:03Because you're the one that said, no feelings.
32:07Yep.
32:10Then I guess our...
32:11Our lessons are over.
32:14Yeah, cool.
32:16I better go get ready for my date, then.
32:18Wish me luck.
32:21Good luck.
32:44Well, I figure as the frat's sweetheart, it's my job to make sure my boys get a sweet treat
32:50before the big game tomorrow.
32:52That's like my sweet treat upstairs.
33:00Missed you, babe.
33:02Damn, dude.
33:03You know, you really are a psychopath.
33:07Sorry, bro.
33:12Zeke?
33:15Excuse you?
33:18What happened to the museum?
33:21We're meeting here.
33:22We were about to head out.
33:25I didn't know.
33:27Right.
33:30I'm gonna go wait outside.
33:35You're seriously pining over those kinkles?
33:37Definitely not pining over your hateful ass.
33:39Don't talk about her like that.
33:40Look at this coming out.
33:54Here we go.
33:55Keep going.
33:55It's hard.
33:56You..
33:56Over the second time.
33:58There's not dead.
34:00OK.
34:10I, uh, I thought you'd be with that girl.
34:20How was your date with Sam?
34:25It was good.
34:28Cool.
34:31I'm happy for you.
35:06Oh, big talk, but he just can't get it in the hole, dude.
35:11Speaking of, thanks for striking out with Jen and sending her back my way.
35:14Shut up.
35:15You're roomy, though.
35:16That is a tough nut to crack.
35:18She wouldn't even let Sam kiss her.
35:20What are you talking about?
35:21Hey, don't count me out.
35:23You know it's not over until the fat lady shakes.
35:28Oh, for sure.
35:29For sure.
35:30Was this about the bet?
35:31I thought you liked her.
35:33No.
35:34I like winning.
35:36Plus, it's like the best acting exercise ever.
35:38Like, my...
35:38Oh, wait.
35:40You're done.
35:41You hear me?
35:42Leave her alone.
35:43Text her, don't call her, don't even look at her.
35:45Yo, what the hell, dude?
35:46Since when you're so whipped?
35:48Yeah.
35:54You're bugging out, Zeke.
35:56What the hell?
35:57He needs to cool off or something.
35:59He's just mad, I guess.
36:00I don't know.
36:00Oh!
36:09Zeke, what are you doing?
36:11Don't talk to Sam again.
36:13I'm not doing this with you.
36:15We talked about this.
36:16I lied.
36:17What?
36:19I was jealous.
36:21The thought of him making you smile and touching you, kissing you.
36:28It drove me crazy.
36:30He's not your man, Butterfly.
36:36I am.
36:42I know I said I don't do feelings, that I'm not boyfriend material, but you changed everything
36:48for me.
36:50I want to be the man you see when you look at me.
36:54Amelia.
36:55I want you to be my girlfriend.
37:02Yeah.
37:04Of course I will.
37:07I want to show you something.
37:20I've got to show you something.
37:23I've got to show you something.
37:27I think I have a few more lessons for you.
37:30Oh.
37:39What do you want, Butterfly?
37:43I want you to be my first.
37:47Are you sure?
37:50Very sure.
37:57Oh.
38:01I know it was bad, but I want to hear you tell me just happened.
38:07Would you do it all again, even if it had the same exact impact?
38:13Sipping on, hanging, screaming, dripping out words.
38:15I need it, pretty good at conceiting.
38:17Dishing out how I'm treated, switching up on your meaning.
38:19That don't make sense, but I'll just say, okay.
38:22Trying to make it go upright, breaking the lights off of my face.
38:24Walk to the bottom, I'm late, baby, can't you see?
38:26I like to crash back.
38:28How you used to talk to me, flashbang, how I used to combat you.
38:33It's not bad, baby, can we count to three?
38:37Can't live with or without you.
38:39Watch me encounter out, watch me encounter out, watch me encounter out, watch me encounter out, watch me encounter out.
38:46Watch me encounter out, watch me encounter out, watch me encounter out.
38:50Damn.
38:52That looks really good in there.
38:54Hmm?
38:55Mm-hmm.
38:58Fortunately, I do have a game today, so I'm going to need that bag.
39:02Oh, yeah?
39:03Yeah.
39:04Hmm.
39:05Preferably sooner rather than later, actually.
39:08So, we should probably just take it off right now, right?
39:22It's probably just Tessa.
39:23Ignore it.
39:27Oh!
39:30Damn, dude.
39:31I guess we owe you 500 bucks, huh?
39:34You sneaky bastard.
39:35Fabian, get the hell out of here.
39:37Fabian, get the hell out of here.
39:37Zeke?
39:39What is he talking about?
39:41Oh, you see, we made a bet, sweetheart, on who could fuck you first.
39:46Okay, that's enough.
39:48Hey, feel free to come collect your cash anytime.
39:51Oh, and, uh, you forgot this.
39:54Toodaloo.
39:54Have a nice life.
40:01Look, I can explain, okay?
40:03You slept with me to win a bet?
40:04No.
40:05No, I had nothing to do with it.
40:06Sam did.
40:08That's why I told you to stop seeing it.
40:11And you didn't tell me?
40:13How could you do this to me?
40:14How could you lie?
40:16I was protecting you.
40:19What great job.
40:21Amelia, please.
40:23Don't touch me.
40:45It's Tessa.
40:48I'm sorry for texting you.
40:51You absolutely should have texted me.
40:53No, no, he's, he's your brother.
40:56I just, I didn't know who else to talk to.
40:59You can always talk to me.
41:02I used to be able to talk to him,
41:04and now
41:06I can't even look at him.
41:09You want me to kill him?
41:10I will kill him.
41:12Tempting.
41:13Tempting.
41:14No, honestly,
41:17this is probably for the best.
41:20I never could have dated a Yankee anyway.
41:25You love him, don't you?
41:28I don't know.
41:30All I know
41:31is that I've never felt this way about anybody.
41:34It's like he's pulling me like gravity.
41:40But he doesn't feel the same way.
41:42Of course he does.
41:44My brother is an idiot
41:46when it comes to emotional stuff.
41:48But I know he cares about you.
41:50I've never seen him look at anyone
41:52the way he looks at you.
41:54If you really cared about me,
41:56he never would have lied.
41:59God, I feel so stupid.
42:02Let me talk to him.
42:03I'll set him straight, I swear.
42:05No, no.
42:06It's fine.
42:08Pretty soon,
42:10he'll be off in New York,
42:11and we'll be in L.A.
42:15and we'll never have to see each other again.
42:31We need to talk.
42:35I don't feel like it.
42:35The fact that you're out here
42:37throwing a ball around
42:38instead of begging for Amelia's forgiveness,
42:40I know Mom raised you better.
42:42She told me to leave her alone.
42:44Do you care about her?
42:45Of course I do.
42:47That's not the point.
42:49The point is,
42:49I'm not good enough for her.
42:51I hurt her, Tessa.
42:52It's just who I am.
42:54I'm not a relationship guy.
42:56You know this.
42:57Okay, enough.
42:58You know how to be a relationship guy?
43:00You commit to being in a relationship.
43:03I mean, it's literally that easy.
43:05You're more than a fuckboy.
43:06You hear me?
43:08So it's time to grow up
43:09and go get your girl.
43:12She deserves better than me.
43:14So be better.
43:24Hey.
43:25Can I talk to you?
43:28If you want.
43:41Are those Dodger blue and white
43:43or Yankee blue and white?
43:45Dodger.
43:46This is a Dodger's home.
43:52I'm sorry.
43:55Okay, I should have told you
43:56about the best sooner.
44:00You should have.
44:04I thought I was protecting you.
44:07I was doing the right thing.
44:10But the right thing isn't lying to you.
44:15So I'm going to be completely honest
44:16from here on out.
44:22I don't want to be just fun, butterfly.
44:26When it comes to you,
44:27I want to be forever.
44:31I want to keep showing you how beautiful you really are.
44:35I want to be that gushy, romantic guy
44:38that brings you flowers and writes you poetry.
44:43I want to be everything you want.
44:46Everything you deserve.
44:50So tell me, what do you want?
44:58I want...
45:03I want to trust myself.
45:07And I want to follow what feels good.
45:14And I don't want to hold back.
45:19I want you, Zeke.
45:24You too?
45:26Of course I do.
45:34Thank God.
45:36Because I already asked Coach to set up a call
45:38with the Dodgers recruiter.
45:40You did what?
45:43I told you, this is the Dodger home.
45:46I'm going to try to get signed by them
45:47instead of the Yankees,
45:48so when you move to L.A.,
45:51we'll be there together.
45:54And what if I said no?
45:59I'd have to pivot to plan B.
46:02Lasagna.
46:16Lasagna.
46:18Lasagna.
46:19Lasagna.
46:20Lasagna.
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