00:00I told him three years ago that this was going to happen.
00:03That he would be your downfall.
00:05Now he listened to me then.
00:06It's his own fault that he fell back into your bed.
00:10The fuck did you just say?
00:12Honey.
00:13You told Caden to break up with me?
00:16You turned my son gay.
00:18And now you're ruining his life.
00:20I didn't turn him gay.
00:21You are the worst mistake he has made in his life.
00:24Break up with him.
00:25I would never do that.
00:26I love him.
00:27Oh, you love him.
00:29He is giving up his future for you.
00:31Tell me, Caden.
00:32Would you actually give up Ivy for him?
00:35I will talk to Donovan.
00:37I will make him understand that we can still be together even if he don't-
00:39No!
00:40This is what happens to gay professional football players.
00:44Caden, if you truly love him,
00:47break up with him,
00:48and make it hurt so bad
00:50that he runs to California
00:52and he never looks back.
00:53That he never pursues a relationship with someone like you.
00:58He will wake up one day
01:00and he will realize he wasted his life on you.
01:04And he will hate you for it.
01:13I can't let him give up his dreams for me.
01:16If it's meant to be,
01:17we'll find our way back to each other.
01:23Caden,
01:26I've loved you since you dyed my uniform in little colors.
01:30Will you marry me?
01:32Caden,
01:33marry me.
01:34I know you want to.
01:40Why am I nervous?
01:41No matter what I say,
01:43Caden will say yes.
01:47Looking good, my boy.
01:52I want to break out.
01:58Oh my god.
01:59Dude, I bet you're serious for a second.
02:00I am serious.
02:02I want a fresh start.
02:05New school,
02:06new pool of men.
02:09What do you mean?
02:10We talked about it.
02:11We're just a high school experiment.
02:13It's over now.
02:15It's time to move on.
02:17I don't believe you.
02:19Caden,
02:20come on.
02:21If something's wrong,
02:23talk to me about it.
02:24We can't break up.
02:27And he will realize
02:29he wasted his life
02:30on you.
02:31And he will
02:32hate you for it.
02:34I found someone better.
02:37Gotta
02:37hit the road soon, babe.
02:41Don't fucking believe this.
02:43Believe what you want,
02:44it's over.
02:47I get to you.
02:55If you don't want to be together,
02:57it's fine, but
03:00you're best friend.
03:03I can't lose the fact.
03:10I'm sorry, Donovan.
03:12You won't go and join the NFL
03:14if I don't cut you off.
03:18Staying friends
03:18with a high school hookup
03:19is pathetic.
03:23Say that again.
03:25I dare you.
03:31I don't want to be your boyfriend
03:33or your friend.
03:37Then I guess that makes us enemies.
03:52Okay.
03:53I think he bought it.
03:54Honestly,
03:54didn't think I could pull it off.
03:56How do you think I did?
03:59Hey.
04:00Hey, Caden.
04:03You don't have to do this.
04:05I do.
04:06I do have to do this.
04:08I can't be the reason
04:10that he gives up
04:10his NFL dreams.
04:13That's not up to you.
04:15That's up to him.
04:18He'll understand eventually.
04:20You'll see.
04:24Please,
04:25can you tell us?
04:27Please.
04:28Please.
04:28Please.
04:47Please.
04:51Uh...
04:51You tell him I changed my mind.
04:54I'm going to sign
04:55with the NFL.
05:05You think I'm disposable?
05:07Just wait, Caden.
05:09I'll get so big
05:10you won't be able
05:11to escape me.
05:13I'll get so big.
05:14I'll get so big.
05:15I'll get so big.
05:15I'll get so big.
05:20Goddamnit. We need bigger athletes. How are we going to stand out here in Boston?
05:24All ideas welcome. A signing bonus, like a big one. Or a free
05:28car, like a Hummer. Throw parties with influencers, can make
05:33us look really cool. We could turn overlooked talent into
05:35household names. Did I tell you to sit? Clean this shit up.
05:40Then go pick up my dry cleaning and deliver to my house.
05:42I have ideas to pitch. What does a fudge packer like you know
05:46about sports? You are the diversity hire. Okay, I didn't
05:50want you here. If you don't like it, you can leave. If you fire me, I won't meet the
05:55credits to graduate college. Then you should stop complaining about being
05:58the office's bitch. Don't get guys left at?
06:04Yeah, I gotta take this. Here, watch this press conference. We'll discuss after.
06:09Hey, don't forget to clean up. This has no sugar in it. And you're ruining my fucking
06:14day, okay?
06:17Mr. Miller, you've led the California Cobras to three championship wins and won MVP every
06:24single year since you joined the NFL. What motivates you?
06:28Easy. My first love from high school.
06:35Donovan and I haven't spoken in three years. Not since our breakup. But going back in the
06:41closet made him the biggest, most loved quarterback in the world.
06:46How romantic. The love of your high school girlfriend inspires you?
06:51That love inspired me. Once. Till I got dumped for another guy. Then hate became the bigger
06:59motivator. There's a rumor you got a career-ending injury in last year's championships. Is that
07:05why you're leaving the Cobras? I tore my ACL in the championship, that's true. But I will
07:11be back by the end of the season. Does that mean you've already been scouted by a new team?
07:16Donovan? Come on. I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
07:23I mean, what type of person dumps the Donovan Miller?
07:26Some dumb bitch from that small town he crawled out of. I mean, she's such a nobody,
07:31the press can't even find her in that tiny hick town of 10 people. Is it Maple, whatever?
07:37Maple Hills. There are 800 students.
07:42You know the enrollment?
07:43What? You went there?
07:47Oh my god. You're the girlfriend he's been hiding?
07:55Wow. Oh my god.
07:58Did you see his face?
08:00I bet that's one of his fantasies, getting butt banged by the star QB.
08:06Did Donovan even know you existed?
08:09Yes. We crossed paths.
08:25I've never kissed a guy before. Am I doing it right?
08:32Donovan? Donovan did know me.
08:34Oh yeah, maybe near James, bud.
08:35Fruitcake definitely had a big gay crush on Donovan Miller.
08:39Not only did he know who I am, I helped him win the state championship senior year.
08:43Oh my god. This Twinkie Pie actually believes his fantasies are real.
08:50Try cleaning. Now!
08:52We told him.
08:53Whoa, whoa, whoa. We have a huge potential client in tomorrow.
08:58Everybody dress for success. I need you on your A-game.
09:01We need to sign this guy.
09:03Who is it?
09:06Donovan Miller.
09:10Looks like Caden's fantasy is about to come to life, huh?
09:21Sorry for teasing you. We just like to rip the newbies. We cool?
09:31Ooh, heads up. Tomorrow's theme day. If you show up in something tied to Donovan Miller,
09:36Dick will love it.
09:38I have Donovan's old jersey. Will this make Dick take me seriously?
09:58What you doing? Staring at your hot sexy quarterback ex-boyfriend again?
10:03I was looking something up for my internship.
10:07Right. And I'm wearing all black.
10:12You should quit. They treat you like shit.
10:15I can't. They are literally the only place that would take me with my grades, and
10:20I need an intern credit to graduate.
10:24Donovan has no idea, does he?
10:27That you were so wrecked after the breakup that you nearly flunked out of college.
10:32I don't know, man.
10:35I think you should tell him. He doesn't want to hear from me. Besides, I'll never see him again,
10:42so it doesn't matter.
10:45Good morning, class. Please open your books to page 42.
11:05She's so dirty in my mind.
11:08Welcome to Boston, Mr. Miller.
11:23What is going on?
11:28Why is the room like this?
11:30Because Donovan is here.
11:33You're fine.
11:37But I haven't seen him since...
11:40It's been three years.
11:43Okay, well, get ready, because Aaron's about to bring him in.
11:47Here he is.
11:50A Donovan who actually knows you exist.
11:54Now you can act out all your perverted little homo fantasies.
11:58Come on, Caden, kiss him.
11:59Kiss your big quarterback crush.
12:02Do not kiss the cardboard when you can have the real thing, huh?
12:13It's been years since I broke up with Donovan, so he joined the NFL.
12:17And I'm still not over him.
12:21What the hell is going on in here?
12:24Sir, it looks like Caden knew that Donovan was coming today,
12:27and he wanted to show him that he's his biggest fan.
12:29Mm-hmm.
12:30You are my biggest fan?
12:35I used to be.
12:37Not anymore.
12:39Why are you wearing this?
12:40I told everybody to dress sharp today.
12:43I'm wearing Donovan's old jersey from high school,
12:45because Camille told me it was a theme day.
12:48Sir, Caden kept bragging about how him and Donovan went to school together and were best friends.
12:52That is not what I said.
12:53And sir, we're really worried that Caden might be a dangerous stalker.
12:58Yeah.
12:59You better have an explanation for all of this, or you are fired!
13:04Donovan and I do know each other.
13:07Please, Donnie, tell them.
13:11Who are you?
13:22Still a bully.
13:23You haven't changed at all, have you?
13:34Camille.
13:39You're not fucking funny.
13:41Now clean all this shit up or you can kiss my contract.
13:43Goodbye.
14:02You kept my jersey.
14:06I don't want it.
14:08I don't want my fucking high school football jersey back.
14:17You weren't wearing glasses.
14:21It's been three years.
14:23I upgraded to contacts.
14:26I liked you better before.
14:28What do you want?
14:29I want you to be honest for once.
14:32About why you dumped me back then.
14:35After you pretended to not know me up there?
14:40Aren't you curious about why I'm here?
14:44He got traded to the Bobcat.
14:47Oh, Caden.
14:48I had five offers.
14:51Why do you think I chose Boston?
14:52They're a strong scoring record.
14:54Don't be stupid, Caden.
14:57I came here for you.
15:02Just watch it.
15:03It's real short.
15:05There you are.
15:05You BECAUSE
15:06You
15:06You
15:06You
15:06You
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