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00:00Watch The Vampire Lestat after dark on AMC Plus or wherever you get your podcasts.
00:06Previously on The Vampire Lestat.
00:09What do you think about the great conversion?
00:11Vampires taking over the world.
00:14Fucking stupid.
00:15I saw Claudia in New York.
00:17Someone who looked like her.
00:18Thank you, Regina.
00:19F this. F you. We quit.
00:22I'm guessing you haven't heard from my maker.
00:24I'm sorry you were burned out of spite.
00:26Where does the bullshit start?
00:27Armand Amadeo.
00:30My name is Arun.
00:31Hello, Arun.
00:32I am an addict.
00:33Hello, Mr. Arun.
00:34There's not room enough in this box.
00:35We have desperation.
00:36I have this weird thing that happens.
00:40Suddenly, everyone around me disappears and I feel him.
00:44Stop.
00:45Armand.
00:45Gabriela Richie.
00:46My first floodplain.
00:47She died.
00:48What the hell?
00:49He was crying fucking blood tears.
00:52Did no one see that?
00:53It brought poor Dan to his knees and seeded the hate for me inside him.
00:58How long are you going to stay?
01:00I saw you two times last century.
01:02It's not an unreasonable question.
01:08All rockers sing about the road.
01:12It's practically preordained.
01:17Seeger turned the page.
01:19Brown loaded out.
01:20John Bond played for keeps because he had too many doubts.
01:23I mean, that's not the lyric, but it should have been.
01:26And Phil X was a better guitarist than Richie Sambora.
01:30There, I said it so you don't have to.
01:32I'm rambling a bit here.
01:33What am I trying to say?
01:35Clichés about the road can be concussive, but it doesn't make them conclusive.
01:40Let's get the old guy in the front to watch and choke me.
01:42It can grind you down or deliver you home.
01:45And which would it be for our marginal mystery tour back in the bosom of the nifty-fifty United States?
01:52Digitally, there was some optimism, as somewhere between the Pete Diddler and Chipotle's new adobo ranch sauce,
01:58the vampire Lestard found itself momentarily trending.
02:02Cell phone footage of yours truly went viral, as both irrefutable proof of the cloud gift and the deepfake antichrist.
02:09More red meat for red eat.
02:12But I shut in the arm for your front man, distracted by a lingering muse and the sudden disappearance of
02:18the vampire Sophia.
02:22I would later find out the hits were predominantly bots, paid for out of the Talamasca Discretionary Fund.
02:29Should your privileged purse strings become interested in pursuing the actual truth of our recent apocalyptic adversities,
02:37look no further than that watchful order in the river of discreet money flowing in dark directions.
02:43Nonetheless, I was in my grand brat phase, with more gigs in the rear view than the road ahead.
02:52And our bus never stopped for gas.
02:55We ran on bots and abandonment.
02:58Mhm.
03:06I guess you should dump that shit.
03:11Be obviously careful don't forget to put it on my floor lawyers.
03:13Get hit the großen viewers!
03:15Keep it out there.
03:17OW!
03:18You need this shit.
03:19Can I eat this?
03:20Okay, I know.
03:23Shit!
03:40Let me guess, 71 and a 65?
03:43You want to tell me what's in that bowl right there?
03:45That's cocaine.
03:46We exercise this is right to remain silent.
03:48You mind repeating that for the body cam?
03:51Oh, the body cam.
03:52Democracy's compact mirror.
03:54Which is funny because that was a joke.
03:56Because this is actually, um, powdered makeup.
04:00Delilah doesn't bark at makeup.
04:04I'm gonna have you all step outside now.
04:06You'll need a judge's warrant, so...
04:07Why don't you take a seat?
04:11Come, Delilah.
04:12Take a seat.
04:20Delilah was right.
04:22It is cocaine.
04:24We are a rock band, and we need it to do our job properly.
04:29Just as you need your firearm and your expansive interpretation of the Fourth Amendment to do your job properly.
04:36That's that.
04:36That's her line.
04:37I stole it from her.
04:39She is a very good lawyer.
04:43Now, you do one of the most difficult jobs in our society.
04:52You see humanity at its worst every shift you take.
04:56And I can only imagine how that affects your judgment and your home life.
05:02It does.
05:03If it were up to me, I would not allow anybody who puts on the uniform to work more than
05:0935 hours a week.
05:40Larry wished his brother could have been there, and on a computer hard drive in a public library somewhere in
05:47the eastern seaboard, a manifesto waited patiently.
05:50We were on the devil's road now, hurtling towards end times.
06:09We're on the devil's road now, hurtling towards end times.
06:27We're the hope of the love and the vision of love with the stupid rain.
06:34Baby, baby, baby, baby.
06:39I'll fall down, burn the ground.
06:47I'll fall down, burn the...
06:54Baby, baby, baby.
07:01Did you hear that, Armand?
07:03You're listening to The Failures, album 33, side B.
07:11Service stations, travel pleases.
07:16Off the autobahn, they're called Raschtöte.
07:20On the devil's road, these liminal spaces have no name, for the occupants are not aware they need rest or
07:28service.
07:30What can I get you?
07:31What can I get you?
07:31Hi, what can I get you?
07:32Menu? Coffee?
07:34Anything to drink.
07:36Louis Dulac, or Thomas Pitt, or he who licenses and franchises the night, was more feared than wanted now, and
07:44he could do his business wherever he wanted.
07:46And being in the same space with her was satisfying in a way the destruction of the vampire Bruce was
07:54not.
07:56He told himself he was in control.
08:00We all did, that year.
08:02Best thing to do with our burger is let it cool till the grease is all soaked.
08:05Bread's all wet.
08:07Uh, I'm getting to it.
08:08Well, chef gets all aggy when plates come back untouched.
08:23It's better. I know you know you shouldn't eat here.
08:28Regina!
08:28Bethnal Green?
08:31Hackney?
08:32Hiss off! Hackney!
08:36Uh, Homerton?
08:39What do you know about East?
08:41I got a place in Marley Bone.
08:43Oh, exactly, you posh boy.
08:46Get Hackney off the tube map, did ya?
08:48You ever even step foot in Zone 2?
08:50Uh, yes.
08:52I think that's mine.
08:53Get mine till I give it to ya.
08:58Burn your mouth, you eat it now.
09:00What you doing in Brooklyn?
09:03You're here three times in five nights.
09:05Marley Bone with your cashmere sweatsuit.
09:08You a student?
09:09I'm a waitress.
09:10My ass ain't on the menu, but it does cost a tip better.
09:13You can afford it.
09:14Oh, no, no, no, you got me wrong.
09:16I'm, uh, spoken for.
09:18Oh, you're gay.
09:20Gay, gay, gay.
09:21Burn my ass up, you're gay.
09:24You order burgers, you don't like burgers.
09:27You're a riddle, Thomas Pipp.
09:29Or just cheap rich.
09:37You know, it's like essentially like a middle school cheer with the big crowd claps on the roll and for
09:41the back.
09:42Lyrics?
09:42Yeah, uh, working on some.
09:47Just, just, just, just, just sing of the song.
09:49All right, uh, from the, from the, from the verse?
09:52From the, from the chorus.
09:53Go from the.
09:53One, two, three.
09:54It's wild, man, but.
09:55One, two, three.
09:56Big bus.
09:58Take the little cup.
10:00Big bus.
10:02You better watch out.
10:04Cause he is hungry and his name is last step.
10:07It'll rhyme better.
10:08I mean, it's all like gigs and gas and gear and sharing a shitter with salamander, but, you know.
10:15Wait, really?
10:16You serious?
10:19Dude, yes.
10:20We like, la, la, la, la, la, BBGs on the chorus is literally like the one, seven, three, four, one,
10:25two, four, six.
10:25Seventh is better than you can set it up on the verses with an A, maybe.
10:29Oh, I'll make you wait for it, though.
10:30All the verses on an A with a turn around on G like they're flipping their ponytails before I be
10:34live.
10:35Oh, stop it!
10:36That's so good.
10:37We're talking the two of the majors.
10:38Why would I tell you that?
10:39Lover.
10:41Sony Warner.
10:42Four body.
10:44Who?
10:45Fixed barrel, reload pie, the Bethany's.
10:46The reload's tight.
10:48I like buffers.
10:49He doesn't like the Bethany's.
10:51Show us your taste!
10:52So, Sarah?
10:53Oh, I can't have a cheesy.
10:56Shit's on you die.
10:57If vampires kill and Jesus saves, what does the vampire messiah owe the world?
11:04Ooh.
11:05Playful handbag and a lie told well.
11:08Where is Sophia?
11:09No idea.
11:10Do you miss her?
11:11I was making a play, but Cechstat jumped the line.
11:14He's been glum ever since you rolled the pony and Christine stuck him in that Chevy Malibu.
11:20Why don't you just use the mind gift?
11:23Telepathy takes energy, as you know.
11:25Dan and I save all nine for Worchester, Massachusetts.
11:29Worcester.
11:30Worcester.
11:32Worcester.
11:34Worcester.
11:35Worcester, Massachusetts.
11:37Ridiculous.
11:38Oh, look.
11:39She's getting her twat lasered by a McQuain Bar Harbor.
11:42It's McMaw.
11:44McMack is the whole people.
11:46Oh, thank you for it.
11:48Are you getting this?
11:49We're good.
11:50We're good.
11:50She's gonna meet us in Albany.
11:52Sloppy thirds with the vampire Bourdain.
11:55Let's talk about your mother.
11:59My mother?
12:01Gabriela?
12:02Uh-huh.
12:07Why let the past stay in the past.
12:09I welcomed the dead.
12:11Cool.
12:12Let's see what failures we can pin on dear old mom.
12:15Not much left to tell, I'm afraid.
12:17She took like Nikki did.
12:19A great love.
12:21Not your first love.
12:25We left the theater to your maker and stole away by carriage.
12:29She stopped talking almost immediately.
12:31Once we're there, wherever there is, we are fallen French nobles.
12:37A lesser family, an obscure name, Cologne, Corsillon.
12:41Who escaped the guillotine by fleeing to the...
12:45The Dutch Republic.
12:47Which is known for...
12:49La vie de l'Etat.
12:51We can go wherever we want.
12:54We can be whoever we want.
12:57Skittish letter carriers one night and dashing highwaymen the next.
13:03We forgot one thing.
13:06What is?
13:07The roof and the two coffins trapped to it.
13:13People will be curious.
13:15We can say we're undertakers.
13:18And then they will ask questions and we will risk exposure.
13:21We will have to kill them.
13:26No, no, no, no.
13:27I know.
13:28We will say that is our dear departed Uncle Marius, who was born to death by our tart nephew, Armand.
13:40And what of the other coffin, madame?
13:45Then we will have to kill them.
13:47My mortal mother was vibrant.
13:49As a vampire, she was remote.
13:53She could not function.
13:55By function, you mean what?
13:58She would not hunt.
13:59I had to carry her to coffin.
14:01She used the last of her energies to write me a note, leave me in a clearing, leave me to
14:07the day.
14:09Always did what my mother asked.
14:10A mama's boy.
14:17Are you close to your mother, Fareed?
14:20She passed.
14:23Were you there when she died?
14:24I was on a plane.
14:26On the way to see her.
14:28My sister told me when I landed her.
14:34And where were you when your daddy killed you on an airplane, Dan?
14:38On your way to see your...
14:40Daughters?
14:40Your Alice?
14:42Or just your book agent?
14:46Did you leave the best for me?
14:48No!
14:50No!
14:53No!
14:56Disgusting!
14:57No, it was good!
14:58Come on, come on.
14:59You're never leaving again.
15:00Oh, my God.
15:02Hey, singer.
15:04Are you going to stop bitching now?
15:05You were missed.
15:06Ah, the piece of shit brothers are back.
15:08You are listening to the failures.
15:10Album 37.
15:12Side A.
15:15Rosenthal!
15:19Rosenthal!
15:22Pharaoh!
15:24This song is called...
15:26My sister is a butcher and here.
15:28Come on, come on!
15:30Greenwald!
15:33I'm the star of the greeneries and now.
15:37What about the time I'm done?
15:47Hello, Daniel.
15:54It's me
15:59Hi dad
16:03I can only imagine your anger
16:05Stop
16:08Turn around
16:09Walk in the opposite direction
16:10Until you're halfway around the world
16:12Once there
16:13Find a radioactive storage facility
16:15And as is your way
16:16Asshole your way inside
16:18And see if the workers will give you a couple of spent fuel rods to suck on
16:21Do that for however long it takes
16:23Until your eyes begin to cave in
16:24And your dick falls off
16:26After that, lose my number
16:27After that, fuck off
16:35I have been enduring intense conversation with myself
16:39And as part of this journey
16:40I wish to read you something
16:41I have written from the deepest regions of my soul
16:44Dear Daniel
16:45Of all things that walk the garden
16:47And it is you
16:47I have done the most harm to
16:49And it is to you
16:50Wait, wait, wait
16:52Are you doing the steps?
16:54Oh my god
16:56I know this is 52 years late
16:57Oh, wait a minute
16:57What group would have you?
16:59I know
17:00What, the pseudologia pensioner fuckboys for sobriety?
17:03I know when we first met
17:04Wait, wait, wait, wait
17:05Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop
17:06I've done this myself once
17:08Let me try
17:10Hey son
17:11Dad here
17:12Sorry about the deadbeat, no child support vibe I've been giving off for the past two years
17:17Sorry about killing you on a private jet
17:19I probably could have waited until you crossed the GW
17:21But no, your vampire birth certificate resides in fucking Newark
17:25Oh, oh, oh
17:26And one more thing
17:27You're not going to get any of my special vamp skills
17:30Because my blood sucks
17:31And oh, by the way
17:33I'm a friendless bottom twink sociopath
17:35Sorry about Dubai
17:37Sorry about San Francisco
17:39And hey, a big time sorry about every second in your life in between
17:44The, uh, two divorces
17:47The blackout years at Knight Ritter
17:49The five trips to rehab
17:51The year listening to fish
17:53Yeah, that's all on me
17:54But hey, boyo
17:56You have to admit
17:57That it really does all boomerang round at Castro Street
18:00And your weekend at Mengele's, doesn't it?
18:03I'm really sorry about that, Danny
18:05It was my job to put you out of your misery
18:08But hey, when a bucket of Louisiana fried chicken walks into the room and says stop
18:12Well, what can I say?
18:14I'm just a 500-year-old pussy
18:18Oops
18:19Pick up the tab, will you, pops?
18:32Done some googling
18:33You're like the 566th richest man in the world according to Wealth Aggregator
18:38Yeah, I'm what?
18:41Says Marley Bone, all pussyfoot humble
18:43How's your bank account zone, too?
18:45Put it like this
18:46Ceiling tiles fell off the ceiling in my flat and, like, mice fell out
18:50Lucky it's mice, not rats
18:52And wires fell dangling down in the living room
18:55Had to duct tape the electronics to the wall
18:57Had a few mod hopes for New York
18:59But so far it's been, like, six fat mates and one toilet
19:02And it's like, do I take my tampon out in front of the podcaster?
19:06Been with us since Tuesday
19:07Meanwhile, man's living at the top of Domino Square
19:10And owns, like, naff Dracula hotels with coffin wallpaper
19:14I got a mixed set of holdings
19:17And I got a mixed set of punters
19:18But you're the only one watching me like I'm Netflix
19:25Oh, if I'm bothering you
19:28Regina
19:29It's just, you, you've been helping me
19:33Just, just being you
19:35You caught me at a lonely hour
19:38And, um, I don't want to put this on you
19:41Sure you do
19:43Right there
19:44In your drawer
19:45What is it?
19:47I remind you of your sis
19:50We gotta do something about your mice problem
19:52Let's talk about that
19:54Or, is it your year three teacher hanged herself at school
19:57And you found her with her legs all stiff?
19:59In a million guesses, you would not guess
20:07You're asking?
20:09I'm asking
20:18Regina
20:21You know this book?
20:24Seen it, I think
20:26Horror book
20:27No
20:28It's real
20:33There's a girl in it
20:37What happened to her?
20:46Sorry
21:00Will we hear the church bells over there
21:03Wine-drunk hearts echoing up the walls?
21:05Have you lost your monk's teachings, master?
21:09The bells are silent on Holy Saturday
21:13Beneficent whipping and no soup served
21:16A lesson did not hold, it seems
21:19How many hearts do you hear in the dwelling?
21:28Thirty
21:29Thirty-two
21:34The procession makes it hard to keep the numbers
21:38Thirty-two hearts and only twenty-seven bodies
21:43There's a card game upstairs
21:45Three more
21:49And two in the cellar
21:51And two in the cellar
21:58On Holy Saturday, no less
22:07Did you come here as a girl?
22:09Never
22:10Passed by in my waist-brown cage
22:13Wrapped head to foot in black lace
22:16Veil over my eyes
22:18Bible in my hands
22:22Marius approaches
22:23Mi scusa, signora
22:25Mmm, sì
22:26Lei è una fantasma
22:28Mi ricordo una giovane donna molti anni fa
22:33Hai il suo viso
22:35Un tuo amore
22:37No, no, no, no
22:38Invece, sulla mia stazione
22:41Lotavano tutti per uno scorcio di sei capelli biondi
22:46Dov'è lei ora?
22:52Con Dio?
22:55Caminando per i poveri campi della Francia?
23:04Not a virgin anymore
23:06Not a marquissa
23:10Not a wife
23:12Not a mother
23:15Not a woman
23:18What then?
23:21I'm a fever
23:23That comes in the night
23:25And kills by the morning
23:30For Christ is thirsty
23:34So, was he clutching Jesus while you sucked him off?
23:39I believe we left Blaster's savior in the corner facing the wall
24:13It was only Saturday after all
24:13Great
24:13You're a drummer of Dubai
24:15Do you want me to play dumb like your maker and pretend you're two steps ahead of me?
24:21So what, this guy's like your sponsor?
24:23Not really using that word, you know?
24:26I talk to him like every other night
24:27And he's, this is gonna sound like a can of corn
24:31I like corn
24:32He's like a god
24:37Gods and record deals popping up like crazy right now
24:40I don't think mine can float
24:43I don't think mine can float
24:43All that shit I was carrying
24:45I was putting onto other people, onto you
24:49This guy erased it all, brother
24:52So what's this god's name?
24:54Ah, that
24:56That I gotta keep
25:01The thought never crossed your mind, Dan?
25:04No
25:05What was his reasoning again?
25:10Love?
25:11Amon could not read your mind because he was sitting two feet from Louis
25:15You were 5,000 feet from Louis after you dropped him
25:19That was love, right?
25:23Tell me, Andrew
25:24Why does the undead need Andrew?
25:26Cut, cut, cut
25:28Okay, alright, cool
25:29No bullshit
25:30I didn't know you were alive three days ago
25:32I haven't been alive for 265 years
25:35I watched the video
25:36Did a deep dive on the band
25:38Beautiful and well
25:39Flew here to Albany
25:40Playing long face
25:42Plastic fiend
25:43A Monday from a row of my beans
25:45Saw the show
25:45It's impossible
25:46I saw fans waiting outside the hotel
25:49Impossible
25:49I saw the protesters outside the hotel
25:52You do need me back
25:55Cut, cut, cut
25:58Cut, cut
25:59Cut, cut
26:02Cut, cut
26:03Cut, cut
26:03Cut, cut
26:04Cut, cut
26:05Cut
26:10Cut
26:16If G says it's a yes, then it's a yes.
26:19The person you are calling is unavailable.
26:22Please leave a message.
26:24It's I.
26:26I hope you're in a quiet yurt with a view of the cell phone tower you've burned down.
26:31I gather you are not coming to Albany.
26:34It's feeling somewhat soppy and deliberate.
26:44Oh, my God.
26:49Come on.
27:07I could hear you through the walls.
27:13and I need annoyed me and your annoyance carried you out of your room
27:25through the courtyard and into my room
27:41when I kill the wolves and you tended my wounds we were mother and son
28:16I love you
28:19I love you
28:27I love you
28:51still the early riser I see
28:53you are listening to the failures album 40 side B
29:01how did you get in here
29:04where's my band
29:06the nomad Armand
29:08with passport stamps from India
29:11Venice
29:12Paris
29:13San Francisco
29:15Dubai
29:16he ended our tour in diminutive disguise
29:20faded wallpaper
29:22waiting for lights to dim
29:24so it could peel off and suffocate you in the dark
29:27what are you doing here Armand
29:29he would do more damage than the queen ever did
29:32I have been enduring intense conversation with myself
29:36and as part of this journey I wish to read you something I've written from the deepest regions of my
29:41soul
29:41you have no soul
29:42can I just read it
29:47when I first encountered you in Paris your dynamic personality overwhelmed me
29:52naturally
29:53knowing your maker's temperament I should have led with patience and with empathy
29:57instead you use my lover as bait to draw me and my mother into your underground death orgy
30:04yes
30:04I'm going to shower continue
30:06Siri shower playlist
30:08when you helped me rebuild the Paris coven with your visionary conceit of a vampire theater
30:12whilst sharing your body and blood
30:14I heartlessly assumed companionship which was upon reflection wish-fulfilling delusion
30:21rooted in childhood conflict
30:27your exit from Paris and beyond generous endowment you left us with was graceful and sensitive
30:41graceful and sensitive
30:42and I shamefully blamed your mother
30:45when I had the opportunity to speak truth to Louis
30:49concerning my involvement in the matinee production of trial
30:53not a production an actual trial with definitive sentences of both
30:57I retreated to cowardice and was dumbfounded by your silence in the ruined tower of your former maker
31:04I walked the rest of the century on a carpet of eggshells
31:07knowing at any moment you could reach out to Louis and make him the wiser
31:11at first I felt it was you torturing me
31:14it was
31:15now I know it was richness of character
31:18no
31:20it was torture
31:26I knew it would eat you alive
31:28and tangentially make Louis miserable
31:30and that is how I chose to spend the latter half of the 20th century
31:37I'm having a good time now
31:40but I see you and it suggests to me that time is over
31:44because you are a fuck cloud, Armand
31:47it's your nature
31:49be who you are
31:51but be it on the other side of the moon
31:53or kill yourself
31:56three paws
31:59I'll leave the pages here
32:02fine
32:06oh and
32:09one more thing
32:10let's stop
32:10you want me to stop playing music
32:13yes
32:14the vampires are listening to my songs
32:15they believe that they can live as I do
32:18they're making too many
32:19the mortals won't allow it
32:20the planet can't support it
32:21yes
32:23I've got five more shows
32:24I'm getting bored
32:25as I do
32:27you should come to one before it's over
32:30I'm quite sexy
32:59I'm here
33:00I'm sorry
33:01it won't happen
33:02it'll happen again
33:03I know
33:04it happens once a week Regina
33:05stuck on the JMZ
33:07come on
33:07stop my pay
33:12train's loaded down between stops
33:14I'll tell you my tips
33:15sorry
33:20hi
33:22you okay
33:23you missed a couple shifts
33:25I was worried
33:26you're the one in the book
33:29I can help you
33:31I can explain
33:32yeah Claudia
33:32I look like her
33:34yeah
33:37that's mental
33:39I know
33:42this is a lot
33:43like
33:44a lot
33:45a lot
33:47I gotta switch to breakfast
33:48I can't stay anyway
33:51cause it's coming
33:52on morning
33:55that's mental
33:59I've been here
34:00since
34:001.30
34:03I've been here
34:04since 1.30
34:05I just
34:05wanted to know
34:06you were okay
34:08over
34:10for the service
34:14out the door
34:15out
34:17yeah
34:18get out
34:27what's this then
34:29you can have a different life
34:30I know I can
34:31I don't need you for that
34:32I looked you up online
34:35you fool stalking
34:36found your only fans
34:38criminal record
34:39credit card scams
34:40bouncing around Europe
34:42with
34:42stolen car
34:44in Amsterdam
34:44I can help you
34:46fuck off
34:46I can clean that for you
34:47Posh
34:50I can pay off your debts
34:51I can get you apart
34:52but put on a yellow dress
34:53and sit in your lap
34:54no no
34:54none of that
34:55get all of that
34:55here's the money
34:56get in my Escalade
34:57be my dead daughter
35:06I've got enough shit in my life
35:07I do not need more
35:09are there any readers
35:11in the audience
35:12to me
35:15have you come across
35:17this 2023 bodice ripper
35:19dubbed an irritating hoax
35:22bound for flash in the pan
35:24status by Vanity Fair
35:25and a thong busting
35:28steamy beach read
35:30for the cocklet sucking
35:31fire island set
35:32by ALK magazine
35:37well we are the tribute band
35:40spawned by that
35:41literary mountain top
35:47alas of course
35:48Louis de Ponte Lac
35:49was interviewed
35:50by a two-time Pulitzer Prize
35:52winning mortal in Dubai
35:53and I am actually
35:56the toxic bitch
35:58anxiously attached
36:00show pony
36:01with the personality
36:03greatest honor
36:03godless star
36:07any vampire truth
36:09is out there
36:13stands of IWTV
36:15we have a very special guest
36:18in the audience tonight
36:19please follow my finger
36:24to the French Bengali smoke show
36:27can we get a torch
36:29the maître of Paris
36:32look deep into his
36:34uh-huh Japano-mei eyes
36:36as he mine cocks you
36:37off a cliff
36:37the shapeshifter
36:39the sophistica
36:40the vampire
36:43Armaud!
36:50Despite what you've been sold,
36:54we are friends here.
36:58He did a brave thing for me once.
37:00And I have grown to respect Armaud
37:04and his staunch defense of the five great laws.
37:08No vampire shall ever reveal his or her true nature
37:12and let that world live!
37:19We wrote a song for you.
37:24And it's the first time we are playing it live.
37:32Hey big boss, I'm the Champs-Élysées.
37:35Oh no, are you having a bad-haired day?
37:39Hey big boss with the Champs-Élysées.
37:42Are you mad or do you always look that way?
37:45I know the life is cool, but my God, there's nails.
37:48Either bedroom for ghoul or a ragdoll for sale.
37:52I know the life is cool, but you should get your face dead.
37:55You got a lot of rules for the theater, kid.
37:58Only the big boss gets to have fun.
38:02If you're a boo-boo, then he doesn't want you.
38:05Oh, don't you dare write down his history.
38:08If you know him, then you won't know much more.
38:11Only the big boss gets to decide
38:14who dies and who stays alive.
38:18Big boss got a big, big head.
38:21Big boss, won't you get your name?
38:24Big boss, it's a toilet runner.
38:27This case is running in the corner.
38:31Big boss, in the shadows tonight.
38:34Big boss, cruise in the streets all around.
38:37Big boss, it's a toilet runner out.
38:40Big boss, it's a toilet runner out.
38:56Big boss, you got to big, big, big boss.
38:59Big boss, Jessdalen.
39:02Big boss, emocisfully.
39:15Stop it!
39:19Stop it!
39:20What?
39:21You know what?
39:24Everyone gone.
39:25You're here, but you can't see them.
39:28Yes.
39:29Stop it!
39:30I cannot.
39:31It happens to me, too.
39:33It's happening right now.
39:35Bullshit. Get out of my head.
39:36I am your maker.
39:37I cannot get into your head any longer.
39:41What is that?
39:42What is this?
39:45Our vampire bond, I think.
39:49That's fucked.
39:51Yes, it is.
39:54Why are you here?
39:59You are courting great danger with Lestat.
40:02Yeah.
40:03He's just an asshole.
40:04There are nearly enough of us now.
40:07Each a body, a knight.
40:08Each turning one, a weak.
40:10More deaths than births.
40:13The great conversion.
40:16It's happening, Daniel.
40:19And he's going to lead it and get us all killed.
40:23Was Dubai bullshit?
40:26What?
40:27Me breaking you down.
40:28You knew everything the whole time, didn't you?
40:32It was just theater.
40:33No.
40:36No.
40:39I swear.
40:42It was love.
40:44I'm a vamp now.
40:46Loving Louis doesn't shut it off.
40:51It wasn't my love for Louis, Daniel.
40:56But it was love.
41:03So, when she's not here and he's not here, am I third in the queue?
41:08Oh, did I beat Antoinette?
41:15She only gave you a finger.
41:17Please leave a message.
41:18Hello, Gabbs.
41:20It's me.
41:21I just wanted you to hear this.
41:23That's the sound of a thousand loud moaning, sobbing, nipple hardening, prick popping, white fire worship.
41:34And I left the stage 12 minutes ago.
41:39Thanks for the poppin'.
41:40I'll see you next century.
41:42Ashley, fuck you.
41:44Let's skip it.
41:46Cabbage, cabbage, cabbage.
41:49Dee Dee and Joey sang.
41:52Touring was never boring.
41:55Perry, Sean, and Kane took the midnight train.
42:20Hey, friend!
42:28He can't die like this.
42:29He's a vampire!
42:31Wake up, people.
42:31They're everywhere.
42:32They're everywhere.
42:33They're all around us.
42:34Wake up!
42:35John!
42:36It's your car!
42:38Thank you, my mother.
42:39Oh, my fucking God.
42:41Oh, my fucking God.
42:43Oh, my fucking God.
42:56Oh, my God.
43:01Come on.
43:02Oh, my God.
43:03Oh, my God.
43:07narrow, fully rigged. I can almost see its cargo. It's an opium clipper.
43:16Keeper, you should really like that lamp now. Keeper's not feeling well.
43:24Drown back a single decade, we're living mortal lives.
43:27The cabbage years.
43:29And then, the Devil's Road, prowling, feeding, sharing a coffin.
43:39But where in 50 years? Where in 100?
43:44Some far-flung city. Everyone traveling by Burun, maybe. It's an endless garden.
43:51You put Arman's ghouls on stage. That was something, I guess, but it wasn't evil.
43:59What that is?
44:02Gante's hell, but not in the mouths of priests. Out in the world, thieving in the streets.
44:11An evil that answers goodness.
44:17Shall we do it? Shall we scorch the mortal world?
44:22Decimated. Brothers impaling brothers. Mothers throttling their babes. All writhing on the ground.
44:33Till no light remains. No hope of light. And we, the Devil's rule. Together. As dark monarchs intertwined. For our
44:51eternity.
45:02Dinner.
45:08Bath abbast.
45:15Arman's tomb had claimed!Ñ‚Ñ‹
45:46I don't know.
46:05Can't stay away?
46:07Yeah.
46:11Chef's pushing chicken bomb.
46:13Okay.
46:18Got loud with you last time.
46:20No, it's my fault.
46:25A thousand dollars?
46:28That's a bus fare for you. What's not a bus fare?
46:32A hundred thousand.
46:36Five times now.
46:48What now, Daddy Lou?
46:52Vampires do not live symbiotically with humanity.
46:55They do not share in the daily struggle of human life.
46:58Instead, they feed.
47:00Siphoning away our vitality in order to extend their own unnatural existence.
47:05But if we are their fuel, are we not also their strength?
47:08My older brother tried to teach me with his fist.
47:17I never learned that lesson.
47:21I gave up on confession.
47:25By a candlelight you used to teach me how to kiss.
47:34I thought we made it out and I know you had to dance with.
47:42Why won't you let me pour me flowers?
47:47Like I used to cheer you up.
47:51Like I used to cheer you up.
47:54Like I used to cheer you up.
49:44I left my wit in Philadelphia.
49:46Free my driver, go away.
49:48You quit?
49:49Everyone quit.
49:51Mass shootings can be quite persuasive, cabs.
49:54What about your fans?
49:57They have their clips and tattoos and something new and triggering around the corner to serve their unwelsomeness, I'm sure.
50:03I am not talking about them.
50:04It's over!
50:06You abandoned me!
50:08For a week?
50:09For nine days!
50:10And it did not feel like nine days.
50:12Grow up!
50:15Where were you?
50:17And don't say you were dipping a toe in the Rio Pascua!
50:35I was with the voices.
50:42What voices?
50:48Let's have a listen.
50:59Why do you come back?
51:01Why won't you let me hate you?
51:07Shh!
51:14You've been hearing them.
51:17Yes.
51:22And I want not to reach them.
51:25They are lost.
51:26And angry and tired of enduring.
51:30Your music speaks to them.
51:32They long for communion.
51:35I sing songs, mother.
51:38Eight wolves.
51:45A poignant tableau.
51:48Conspiring mother advising a distraught son.
51:51And you'll get no argument here if you were to interrupt and say,
51:55Lestat, an excellent time to end it.
51:58What words did she conjure up to turn me in that bus back around, you ask?
52:04I'll never do them justice.
52:06Instead, let me paraphrase a more eminent vampire caught in a similar situation.
52:12It is difficult to explain how her words disarmed me.
52:17How efficiently succinct and impenetrable her argument was.
52:30You had to be there, I guess.
52:32I need a mean, mean mama, need a ravenous queen.
52:36Give me that long dog dance that feed the future machine.
52:52Listen to tracks from the Vampire Lestat wherever you stream music.
52:57One, two, three, four!
52:58Are we ready?
52:59Are we ready?
53:00Are we ready?
53:01Are we ready?
53:08A man said that you were destroyed.
53:11I missed you, brother.
53:13I missed you too, sis.
53:14Again.
53:15Mom!
53:16It was starting Sophia.
53:17I knew her as Gabriela.
53:20Why did you leave me?
53:22I'm the Big Bad Wolf.
53:27I need an X, X, X.
53:29Feel the desert inside.
53:31Give me that up, up, down.
53:33I got nothing to hide.
53:46I bit the head of a snake, got a venom heart.
53:50Give me that antidote before it turns me apart.
53:55Yeah!
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