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00:02come on dude come on wait sorry man coach said one more d and you're out of here
00:11it's for your own good that was you want for me i'm a baseball player not a biologist
00:15i don't know be smarter
00:20prick
00:30um you okay living my best life
00:37why
00:40you offer to cheer me up
00:44oh um
00:45oh sorry um um
00:53good luck with everything
01:43hi
01:45i uh i just didn't expect zeke evans the school's sluttiest baseball player to be my new
01:51roommate so
01:54quite the reputation
01:58sorry i uh i didn't mean to
02:00it's okay
02:03you know there's more to me and all that right
02:09like what
02:11we're making mean lasagna
02:15um
02:16i'm sorry i don't i don't think that this is going to be a good fit
02:19beggars can't be choosers
02:21what makes you think i'm a beggar
02:25it's the first of the month
02:27just give me a shot all right
02:29move my heads kick me out no hard feelings
02:35but i promise to be a good boy for you
02:46i don't even know
02:47i don't do it
02:49i don't even know how the mouse went to you like
02:50ran over a dog
02:51this is like a few times
02:53there's no evidence
02:54there's no case
02:59zeke
03:00quick question
03:01um
03:01why are you throwing a rager at 2 p.m. on a tuesday
03:07guys you need to get out more
03:09this is a hang it's not a rager
03:13all right go
03:14get set up the keg or something
03:16all right bro
03:21look i failed a bio test okay
03:23thought i'd blow off some steam
03:25okay well i need to work on my portfolio which my mentor just called generic and i'm inspiring
03:30so could you please just
03:32who
03:34what are you
03:36you know what's inspiring
03:38dancing
03:39right
03:41come on
03:44come on
03:45loosen up
03:45you know what i mean
03:46it'll help your art
03:47i promise
03:50there you go
03:52there she is
03:53shut up
03:57zeke
04:00hands off your roommate
04:02go herd your animals
04:03okay
04:05i'm tessa
04:06hi
04:08please forgive my man horrible brother
04:10and thank you for housing him
04:12he is a mess
04:13i've noticed
04:14he just needs a friend
04:16oh he's got our fangirls and frat boys
04:18so
04:18two new friends
04:20hmm
04:25hmm
04:26hmm
04:44so what do you say babe
04:46i'll pitch you catch
04:49oh um sorry i don't really i don't really play i'm just a fan
05:07not your type
05:08what fabian
05:12who's flirting with you
05:14right
05:14flirting with me
05:16that's
05:16that's a good one
05:17yeah
05:18flirting
05:19are you seriously that inexperienced
05:24no
05:27fine if you must know
05:31i've never even been kissed before so
05:34you've never been kissed
05:36i was always the
05:39the weird art girl
05:43i'd basically need like remedial sex ed
05:50what about a
05:51what about a sex tutor
05:54huh
05:55yeah yeah very funny and
05:56and where do you suppose i found one of those
05:58it's not something that you can put up a flyer for
06:06you
06:08you're you're funny
06:10it's
06:11it's a joke
06:12right
06:13well not to brag but this is kind of my area of expertise right
06:16you know sluttiest baseball player on campus
06:22stop you're
06:24you're being mean and you're you're making fun of me
06:27i'm not
06:28no
06:30i don't i don't understand why you'd help me then so
06:35well
06:35a girl like you
06:37clearly makes good grades
06:40i could use a tutor myself
06:43coach said if i fail one more class i'm off the team and that means no more scouts
06:46that means
06:48no yankees
06:50you're like the yankees
06:51focus
06:55you tutor me biology i'll tutor you in sex
06:58what do you say
07:00so
07:02we'd like
07:04date
07:05no
07:06no strictly educational
07:09no feelings
07:10i'm for fun not forever and that's not exactly boyfriend material
07:14right
07:16okay
07:19let me guess
07:20let me guess
07:21you want a sweetheart huh
07:24some good romantic guy who's gonna bring you flowers and write you poetry
07:30what's wrong with that
07:31nothing
07:34there's nothing wrong with it you deserve it
07:39you deserve everything you want
07:44that's not me
07:48what do you say
07:48okay
07:50you help me ace my final
07:51and i'll help you find my one
07:56deal
07:59how about
08:00how about
08:01will you seal the deal with
08:04your first kiss
08:24i'll save it for when you're alone
08:28let's go have some fun
08:37first guy to bag the new chick wins the cash
08:40dude that's nasty
08:44zeke you want in
08:45what the hell dude
08:47she's a person not a bet
08:49chill bro
08:50all right we're gonna be doing this girl a favor
08:52can you please not mesh it up with my roommate
08:54she's a big girl
08:56she can handle herself
08:59she's off limits
09:00you hear me
09:02or what
09:03or i'll kick your ass
09:05yeah okay
09:06beat it
09:07i got business to take care of
09:10but you're lucky this is her house
09:13look
09:14ignore him
09:15all right
09:15first one to slide home
09:17wins 500 bucks cash
09:18i think that's enough studying for today
09:30so
09:32you're gonna be a yankee huh
09:35mm-hmm
09:37well
09:38i should warn you that this
09:41is a dodger home
09:42mm
09:43dodger home
09:46not anymore
09:49you're not even recruited yet
09:50no
09:51it's coming
09:54you're looking at the best picture in the whole western conference
09:57yeah
09:59that's if you don't flunk out
10:00oh
10:01funny
10:04well i did just get this badass new tutor
10:12so
10:14know that we're
10:16alone
10:22so i don't know how it feels to be kissed
10:41i don't know how
10:47how do i
10:49lesson one
10:51trust yourself
10:54free
10:54okay
10:56just
10:58follow what feels good
11:04don't hold back
11:05beautiful
11:11um
11:13i'm sorry
11:14you uh
11:17you don't have to do this
11:20what
11:24pretend you want me
11:26i'm not pretending
11:29are you sure
11:32what makes you think otherwise
11:38because
11:41in the immortal words of my eighth grade bully
11:46i am a fat loser with frizzy hair and thunder thighs so
12:01come with me
12:03i want to show you something
12:20uh-uh
12:22eye contact
12:23is how guys know you're into them
12:27i don't like being stared at
12:29they're admiring
12:32look at yourself
12:37what are you doing
12:40putting your eighth grade bully in her place
12:44why am i staring at myself
12:46this is
12:47embarrassing
12:51call it a confidence drill
12:55can i continue
12:56yeah
13:16sorry um
13:18i
13:20i'm not used to this so i
13:22you don't have to apologize
13:25i just want you
13:26to
13:28see yourself as you are
13:32beautiful
13:39lesson three
13:41ask for what you want
13:45can
13:47can
13:47we
13:51will you kiss me
13:53hmm
14:13what
14:14was that
14:15was that bad
14:15did i
14:16did i do it wrong
14:17no
14:18no you
14:22you're natural
14:26really
14:27yeah don't want to get to your head
14:31well
14:32i think that we should
14:35go to bed
14:38already
14:39oh
14:40no
14:41oh my god
14:41not
14:42you and i
14:43not together
14:44separately
14:45in
14:46in our separate beds
14:47cause
14:47not together
14:48that
14:48that would be
14:49crazy
14:51you can if you want
14:54you set the pace
14:55butterfly
14:56you
14:57set the pace
15:11butterfly
15:13you
15:14getting drunk
15:14from seven to three
15:16on the adoption
15:18flash like it's free
15:19we're on a fast ride
15:26study time
15:28i was studying
15:30i was working on my fastball
15:32yeah and you need to be working on your organismal biology comprehension which you
15:36clearly know nothing about which is
15:39alarmingly concerning
15:40so
15:43i feel unmotivated
15:47come on
15:48come on teach
15:48i made my lessons fun
15:55okay
15:57fine
15:59for every answer
16:01that you get wrong
16:03you strip
16:05but for every answer
16:06that you get right
16:08i'll strip
16:12jeez
16:13amelia strip
16:14tutoring
16:16i didn't think you had it in you
16:17yeah yeah yeah
16:19you in or what
16:24bring it on
16:27first question
16:29what's the role of the sodium potassium pump
16:34it's
16:36when
16:37you eat
16:38sugar
16:42you're joking right
16:46the sodium potassium pump moves ions against their concentration gradient
16:52so
16:55strip
17:16i guess i should've worn a shirt
17:20uh
17:24next question
17:25um
17:27what's the key to maintaining
17:29blood
17:30glucose levels
17:31hmm
17:34your turn to strip
17:38we'll see
17:47insulin
17:59that's cheating
18:08what are you guys doing
18:09we are just
18:11studying
18:11studying
18:11yeah
18:14okay
18:15love that
18:16but did zeke not tell you about the plan
18:20i've got a game today
18:21so
18:22tessa's here to help you
18:23get ready
18:23and bring you to the after party
18:25another party
18:26zeke
18:26you have to study
18:29i think it's time to practice what i taught you
18:37okay
18:38okay
18:38we need to talk
18:42my brother tells me
18:44that you don't know
18:45that you're an absolute babe
18:47oh um
18:48i mean
18:50i know i'm not conventionally attractive
18:52so
18:52conventional attractiveness is a myth
18:55anywho
18:56i went shopping
18:57it's like my love language or something but
18:59i picked you out some outfits
19:01you
19:02want to play dress up
19:06honestly
19:08yeah
19:09me too
19:10okay let's go
19:17thank you
19:17for doing this seriously
19:19i
19:20i owe you one
19:22it's the least i can do
19:24for what
19:27for helping zeke
19:29you literally saved his life
19:31because i was going to kill him
19:33if he flunked out
19:35i hope i can help him
19:36oh you can
19:37he's not dumb
19:39he just has this thing in his head
19:40that baseball and partying
19:42and getting with every girl in a five mile radius
19:43is all he's good for
19:52but i think he'll listen to you
19:53he likes you
19:54he told me so
19:58no no no no no smiling
20:00okay
20:00i'm gonna line your lips
20:01focus
20:10let's go
20:13dude when you struck out that last batter
20:15i swear
20:15scout's trials are on the ground
20:17i was actually planning on throwing in
20:27what's that
20:28amelia
20:32oh
20:33i'm waiting
20:34your leverage nothing
20:37your nose bleeding
20:40at least there's something
20:44that horror
20:46hey
20:50damn fabian works fast
20:51amanda
20:53she's the girl i wanted to see
20:54listen i want to show you something
20:56it's just right over here
20:56it's amelia
20:57told you to leave her alone
21:00we're just having a conversation bro
21:02relax
21:04back off
21:05or he'll be watching the next game
21:06from the bench
21:11sorry pal
21:11she's coming all the way home
21:13with me tonight
21:15what the hell
21:15psycho i'm your teammate
21:16you're a piece of trash
21:23what the hell was that
21:25i thought you wanted me to practice flirting
21:27not with him
21:28he's trying
21:32he's trying to take you to the upstairs tree
21:35the what
21:36look fabian is not good enough for you
21:38just ignore him
21:40okay
21:43wait
21:45what's the upstairs tree
21:47it's a tree where we take girls
21:49and after we kiss them under it
21:51they always ask to go upstairs with us
21:53that's the move
21:54yeah
21:55kissing a girl
21:57under a tree
21:58the upstairs tree
21:59ah
21:59right
22:02when does that work
22:03i don't know
22:04it just does
22:05i don't understand
22:06how a tree could do that
22:11i will show you
22:15part of lesson four
22:18allow yourself to be swept off your feet
22:28that's just it
22:38okay so the story goes
22:39he found her planted this tree for his wife
22:41and the seed shipped all the way from north carolina
22:44dug the hole himself
22:45watered it every day
22:48usually
22:48the girl says something like
22:50well it seems like a lot of work
22:52wow it seems like a lot of work
22:54there you go
22:54and we would say
22:55oh the guy would do anything for a pretty girl
22:58right but
23:00usually you mean it right
23:01i mean it right now pretty girl
23:05then we would lead them
23:06behind the tree
23:10and then
23:14what
23:16do this
23:30so upstairs
23:47what's it like living in a frat
23:53fun
23:55baseball
23:56parties
23:58girls
24:02what about class
24:04yeah i'm not really good at much else besides rounding home plate
24:07no you
24:08make a mean lasagna right
24:10sure i do
24:12you ask nice and i'll let you taste it
24:15it's always about the sex with you isn't it
24:18well it's what people expect from me so
24:21maybe
24:22you should try exceeding their expectations
24:26gotta be honest
24:27gotta be honest i think this is the most i've ever talked on an upstairs trip
24:33what does a normal upstairs trip look like
24:38this
24:38you
24:54seek
24:55stop teasing
24:57lesson five
24:58patience is a virtue
25:02You build up his half the farm.
25:15That guy's gonna take his time.
25:18Savor every inch.
25:21What about lesson three?
25:23Asking for what I want.
25:33All right, butterfly.
25:36What do you want?
25:39I want you to touch me.
25:42For academic purposes.
25:45Obviously.
25:49Well, then.
25:51In the spirit of education.
25:54Mm-hmm.
26:01I'm dirty and I'm fancy.
26:06What else?
26:09I want you to kiss me.
26:11Please.
26:17Okay.
26:17It could be better.
26:20With the golden good.
26:25Space.
26:26Space.
26:28Space.
26:32Space.
26:34Space.
26:34When he's ready to go.
26:41It's wild.
26:42Hey, hey.
26:47You're reminiscing already?
26:50Shut up.
26:52I gotta go find Tessa, but I'll be right back.
27:06Wow, that's beautiful.
27:09Hey, um,
27:11Emilio, right?
27:15I'm Sam.
27:16Second baseman, backup pitcher,
27:20fellow artist.
27:22You paint too?
27:23No, I'm an actor.
27:25Aspiring anyway.
27:27What kind of stuff do you make?
27:29Oh, just representational art
27:31with a focus on color theory.
27:33That's wow, yeah.
27:35You have no idea what I just said.
27:37No, not at all.
27:38Um, but maybe I could take you out
27:41and hear you tell me all about that.
27:47Can I have your number?
27:51What are you doing?
27:54Oh, I'm asking Emilio out.
27:57You know, I thought we could talk art.
27:59Since when do you care about art?
28:02Come on, man.
28:03You know I act.
28:05So what do you say?
28:08I'd love to.
28:09Wow.
28:11She'd love to.
28:14Looking forward to it.
28:19Oh, Emilio has a date.
28:22Emilio has a date.
28:23Cut it out, Tessa.
28:26It's just to hang out.
28:28I'm gonna go get some more water.
28:35Okay, Spell.
28:37What's going on between you two?
28:40Nothing.
28:40I don't know what you're talking about.
28:42Yeah, right.
28:43I've literally never seen you this jealous.
28:46I'm not jealous.
28:46I'm just protecting her.
28:48Because you have a huge crush on her?
28:50No, I don't.
28:52But we're friends.
28:53She doesn't see me like that.
28:57Amelia.
28:58So, what do you think of Zeke?
29:00Be honest.
29:01I think he's charming.
29:03That's for sure.
29:04Charming, huh?
29:06You're about really hot.
29:07Uh, zip it.
29:08I asked her, not you.
29:12I think he's kind and generous.
29:15And super motivated.
29:18But I think he sells himself short.
29:22I think he's more than just a slutty baseball player.
29:27Damn, bro.
29:28She sees you.
29:29She's a real one.
29:30All right, what about you, Zeke?
29:32What do you think of Amelia?
29:37She's, uh...
29:40She's great.
29:41Great roommate.
29:41Total chiller.
29:44Right.
29:46Thanks a lot, Remy.
30:06Hey.
30:08So, uh...
30:10When's that test again?
30:11Vinyls are almost over.
30:14Yeah, I, uh...
30:17I took it yesterday.
30:20Zeke, why didn't you tell me?
30:23Well, I wanted to wait...
30:25So I could show you...
30:27My first day.
30:30Oh, my God.
30:33You did it.
30:37Well, I couldn't have done it without you, Teech.
30:50Amelia.
30:59Sorry.
31:10So, you're...
31:11Going out with Sam, then?
31:17Yeah, um...
31:19I guess it all worked out.
31:24You got the A.
31:27I got the guy.
31:29You don't even know him.
31:30I'm doing what you told me to.
31:33Trusting myself and...
31:35Letting myself get swept off my feet.
31:37Yeah, but...
31:38But what?
31:40I'm not understanding the problem.
31:42It's no problem.
31:43What's the point of you tutoring me if you won't let me date anybody?
31:49Are you...
31:50Are you jealous?
31:54Zeke.
31:55No.
32:01Right, because...
32:03Because you're the one that said, no feelings.
32:07Yep.
32:10Then I guess our...
32:11Our lessons are over.
32:14Yeah, cool.
32:16I better go get ready for my date, then.
32:18Wish me luck.
32:21Good luck.
32:44Well, I figure as the frat's sweetheart, it's my job to make sure my boys get a sweet treat
32:50before the big game tomorrow.
32:52That's like my sweet treat upstairs.
33:00Missed you, babe.
33:02Damn, dude.
33:03You know, you really are a psychopath.
33:07Sorry, bro.
33:11Zeke.
33:15Excuse you?
33:17What happened to the museum?
33:20We're meeting here.
33:22We were about to head out.
33:24I didn't know.
33:27Right.
33:30I'm gonna go wait outside.
33:35You're seriously pining over those kinkles?
33:37Definitely not pining over your hateful ass.
33:39Don't talk about her like that.
33:55It's working.
33:56We're out of the murder.
33:57Over the second time, over the second time.
34:10I, uh, I thought you'd be with that girl.
34:20How was your date with Sam?
34:25It was good.
34:28Cool.
34:31I'm happy for you.
34:59I'm happy for you.
35:02I'm happy for you.
35:05Oh, big talk, but he just can't get it in the hole, dude.
35:11Speaking of, thanks for striking out with Jen and sending her back my way.
35:14Shut up.
35:15You're roomie, though.
35:16That is a tough nut to crack.
35:18She wouldn't even let Sam kiss her.
35:20What are you talking about?
35:21Hey, don't count me out.
35:23Well, you know it's not over until the fat lady sings.
35:26Oh!
35:27Oh!
35:28Oh, for sure.
35:29Oh!
35:30For sure.
35:30Was this about the bet?
35:31I thought you liked her.
35:33No.
35:34I like winning.
35:35I like winning.
35:36Plus, it's like the best acting exercise ever.
35:38Like, my...
35:39Oh, wait!
35:40You're done.
35:41You hear me?
35:42Leave her alone.
35:43Text her.
35:43Don't call her.
35:44Don't even look at her.
35:45Yo, what the hell, dude?
35:47Since when you so whipped?
35:48Right.
35:48Yeah.
35:54You're bugging out, Zeke.
35:56What the hell?
35:57He needs to cool off or something.
35:59You're just mad, I guess.
36:00I don't know.
36:00Oh!
36:09Zeke, what are you doing?
36:11Don't talk to Sam again.
36:13I'm not doing this with you.
36:15We talked about this.
36:16I lied.
36:18What?
36:19I was jealous.
36:21The thought of him making you smile and touching you, kissing you.
36:28It drove me crazy.
36:31He's not your man, Butterfly.
36:36I am.
36:42I know I said I don't do feelings, that I'm not boyfriend material,
36:46but you changed everything for me.
36:50I want to be the man you see when you look at me.
36:54Amelia.
36:55Would you be my girlfriend?
37:02Yeah.
37:03Of course I will.
37:07Yeah.
37:20God, you're such a good kisser.
37:22Hi.
37:23Hi.
37:24What a good teacher.
37:25Speaking of, I think I have a few more lessons for you.
37:30Oh.
37:39What do you want, Butterfly?
37:43I want you to be my first.
37:46Are you sure?
37:50Very sure.
37:51I am.
38:14Great.
38:21Just say, okay, try to make it go up, right, breaking the lights off of my face, walk to the
38:25bottom, I'm late, baby, can't you see me?
38:26I love to crash back, how you used to talk to me, flashbang, how I used to combat you, snap
38:34back, baby, can we count to three, can't live way through without you.
38:39Watch me encounter night, watch me encounter night, watch me encounter night, watch me encounter night, watch me encounter night,
38:46watch me encounter night, watch me encounter night.
38:52Yeah, that looks really good on you.
38:54Hmm?
38:55Mm-hmm.
38:58Fortunately, I do have a game today, so I'm gonna need that back.
39:02Oh, yeah?
39:03Yeah.
39:04Hmm.
39:05Preferably sooner rather than later, actually.
39:08So, we should probably just take it off right now, right?
39:15Make me.
39:22That's probably just Tessa, ignore it.
39:27Oh!
39:28Huh.
39:30Damn, dude.
39:31I guess we owe you 500 bucks, huh?
39:34You sneaky bastard.
39:36Fabian, get the hell out of here.
39:37Zeke?
39:39What is he talking about?
39:41Oh, you see, we made a bet, sweetheart, on who could fuck you first.
39:46Okay, that's enough.
39:48Hey, feel free to come collect your cash anytime.
39:51Oh, and, uh, you forgot this.
39:54Toodaloo.
39:54Have a nice life.
40:01Amelia, look, I can explain, okay?
40:03You slept with me to win a bet?
40:04No.
40:05No, I had nothing to do with it.
40:06Sam did.
40:08That's why I told you to stop seeing it.
40:11And you didn't tell me?
40:12How could you do this to me?
40:14How could you lie?
40:16Who's protecting you?
40:19What great job?
40:21Amelia, please.
40:23Don't touch me.
40:45It's Tessa.
40:48I'm sorry for texting you.
40:51You absolutely should have texted me.
40:53No, no, he's, he's your brother.
40:56I just, I didn't know who else to talk to.
40:59You can always talk to me.
41:02I used to be able to talk to him, and now I can't even look at him.
41:09You want me to kill him?
41:10I will kill him.
41:12Tempting.
41:13Tempting, but no, honestly, this is probably for the best.
41:20I never could have dated a Yankee anyway.
41:24You love him, don't you?
41:28I don't know.
41:30All I know is that I've never felt this way about anybody.
41:34It's like he's pulling me like gravity.
41:40But he doesn't feel the same way.
41:42Of course he does.
41:44My brother is an idiot when it comes to emotional stuff.
41:48But I know he cares about you.
41:50I've never seen him look at anyone the way he looks at you.
41:53If you really cared about me, he never would have lied.
41:59God, I feel so stupid.
42:02Let me talk to him.
42:03I'll set him straight.
42:04I swear.
42:05No, no, it's fine.
42:08Pretty soon, he'll be off in New York, and we'll be in LA,
42:15and we'll never have to see each other again.
42:31We need to talk.
42:34I don't feel like it.
42:36The fact that you're out here throwing a ball around
42:38instead of begging for Amelia's forgiveness,
42:40I know Mom raised you better.
42:42She told me to leave her alone.
42:44Do you care about her?
42:45Of course I do.
42:47That's not the point.
42:49The point is I'm not good enough for her.
42:51I hurt her, Tessa.
42:52It's just who I am.
42:54I'm not a relationship guy, you know this.
42:57Okay, enough.
42:58You know how to be a relationship guy?
43:01You commit to being in a relationship.
43:03I mean, it's literally that easy.
43:05You're more than a fuckboy, you hear me?
43:08So it's time to grow up and go get your girl.
43:12She deserves better than me.
43:14So be better.
43:24Hey.
43:25Can I talk to you?
43:28If you want.
43:41Are those Dodger blue and white or Yankee blue and white?
43:44Dodger.
43:46This is a Dodger's home.
43:52I'm sorry.
43:55Okay, I should've told you about the best sooner.
44:00You should've.
44:04I thought I was protecting you.
44:07I was doing the right thing.
44:10But the right thing isn't lying to you.
44:15So I'm gonna be completely honest from here on out.
44:22I don't wanna be just fun, butterfly.
44:26When it comes to you, I wanna be forever.
44:31I wanna keep showing you how beautiful you really are.
44:35I wanna be that gushy, romantic guy that brings you flowers and writes you poetry.
44:43I wanna be everything you want.
44:46Everything you deserve.
44:50So tell me.
44:53What do you want?
44:58I want...
45:03I wanna trust myself.
45:07And I...
45:09I wanna follow what feels good.
45:14And I don't wanna hold back.
45:19I want you, Zeke.
45:24You too?
45:26Of course I do.
45:34Thank God.
45:36Because I already asked Coach to set up a call with the Dodgers recruiter.
45:41You did what?
45:43I told you.
45:44This is the Dodger home.
45:46I'm gonna try to get signed by them instead of the Yankees.
45:48So when you move to L.A.
45:51We'll be there together.
45:54And what if I said no?
45:59I'd have to pivot to plan B.
46:02Lasagna.
46:10How a serviceves will re-d things.
46:13How to start.
46:16How don't youpare to bring together?
46:21We will see them and we'll be there.
46:21We'll see you because...
46:22You
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