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00:00:05It's been 10 years since World War 3, since the nukes flew.
00:00:0995% of the world's population gone overnight.
00:00:14What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:00:18I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:00:22The world runs on one rule now, eat or be eaten.
00:00:27?
00:00:30?
00:00:31?
00:00:32?
00:00:33?
00:00:43?
00:00:47?
00:00:48?
00:01:01but that's it look man that's all your stuff's worth bring booze or meds next time they get you
00:01:08more i have to make this last all week
00:01:28last item of the day boys two lovely sisters
00:01:53early 20s healthy strong enough
00:01:57to work young enough to bed children
00:02:11seriously who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now exactly just an ungrateful mouth to feed
00:02:20half the time they don't even work god forbid you knock them up then you're fucked forever
00:02:30if no one else is bidding maybe i have a chance to save them but even if i did we
00:02:36would just
00:02:37starve to death this world sucks look at that skin and those tits
00:02:47when's the last time in you ever fucked something that good eh limited time offer boys two for one
00:02:55place those bids i was the daughter of the richest family in the city now i'm being sold as a
00:03:01bundle
00:03:02i swear i could kill every one of those creeps
00:03:13suitable host detected system activation complete rescue mission required
00:03:19what what the hell is this am i the only one seeing this
00:03:25this system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrial civilization
00:03:30this thing is alien tech
00:03:32its purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order to preserve humanity after societal
00:03:39collapse
00:03:44disable partner confirmed rescue required to initiate binding time remaining three minutes
00:03:53failure will result in host death
00:04:01it won't come off
00:04:05wait is that why that guy's arm was gray he failed to do what the system asked what do i
00:04:11do now
00:04:28easy gentlemen this blade cuts everyone the same you want these girls you're gonna have to bid like
00:04:37everyone else
00:04:41he didn't attack us
00:04:44he's not like the others
00:04:46guns still existed i'd already have those girls the warhead wiped up guns that knife wouldn't mean shit
00:04:58i'm not staying for this stupid ass auction wait wait wait what if we buy him
00:05:04have our uh bun and then sell them off
00:05:09what if they die
00:05:10well then we sell them cheap
00:05:15what works for me
00:05:16all right
00:05:18one
00:05:19can
00:05:20of
00:05:20food
00:05:22who's gonna beat that
00:05:29no
00:05:30no i can't let this happen if i don't stop it i'll die
00:05:40one can
00:05:44and
00:05:44and
00:05:46and
00:05:46a bar of chocolate
00:06:09i'll be
00:06:11good
00:06:12you
00:06:14don't you dare get in my way
00:06:17Oh, two cans.
00:06:20Looks like Jack's feeling generous.
00:06:23It's the same asshole since high school.
00:06:26The world's falling apart, and they're still trying to screw me over.
00:06:29What's wrong, trash rat?
00:06:30You scared?
00:06:32Come on.
00:06:33Show us what you got.
00:06:39Host death in 30 seconds.
00:06:43Shit.
00:06:43I can't let Jack put his hands on the girls.
00:06:49Last game.
00:06:50You're not getting your hands on those girls, Jack.
00:06:52I'm not going to let that happen.
00:06:55He's not doing this for himself.
00:06:59Is he trying to save us?
00:07:03Spouse affection increased detected.
00:07:06Reward granted.
00:07:07Item issued.
00:07:0920 cans of meat.
00:07:1120 cans of produce.
00:07:1220 units of purified water.
00:07:28Holy shit.
00:07:29This is a lot of food.
00:07:31I could live off this for months.
00:07:34Oh, too bad.
00:07:35Looks like, looks like you're out of beds.
00:07:38Dude, really thought he was a fucking hero.
00:07:41What a joke.
00:07:43You think you can compete with me over women?
00:07:47Come on.
00:07:47You've been a loser since high school.
00:07:50Money.
00:07:50Girls.
00:07:51Whatever it is.
00:07:52I always get there first.
00:08:02Oh, yeah?
00:08:04Well, how about this?
00:08:29How the hell did he get all those cans?
00:08:30No way.
00:08:31I saw him trade for two cans and a candy bar.
00:08:34Whatever he bids, I bid in one more can.
00:08:41So, are you bidding?
00:08:43Yeah.
00:08:45All right.
00:08:46If no one else is bidding,
00:08:48looks like these sisters are going to go to our friend here.
00:08:52Going once.
00:08:54Going twice.
00:08:58Solve!
00:09:11Rescue and host binding complete.
00:09:14Increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards.
00:09:44I saved two girls and one.
00:09:46beat Jack.
00:09:48This system is insane.
00:09:54Next time I see you,
00:09:56I won't be taking you just your ration.
00:10:22We'll head back to my place,
00:10:24but it's a bit of a walk from here.
00:10:41Compatible spouse detected.
00:10:43Rescue required for binding.
00:10:45Failure to complete will result in post-death.
00:10:48Time to complete.
00:10:49Two minutes.
00:10:49This again?
00:10:50In only two minutes?
00:10:54I told you.
00:10:54I knew Billy was hoarding himself a girl.
00:10:57I know where Billy keeps his goods.
00:10:58I can take you there.
00:10:59Would you?
00:11:00Why don't we take care of his goods?
00:11:01See, your first just had two women taken away from me.
00:11:04I am pissed.
00:11:06And you're gonna help.
00:11:19Stay here.
00:11:21You are gonna help me work that anger out.
00:11:37Arthur, you again?
00:11:39You're fucking dead.
00:11:41I'm gonna cut you into a million fucking pieces
00:11:43and feed you to the strays.
00:11:45Stay back.
00:11:47Really?
00:11:48A bottle of water?
00:11:55Molotov!
00:12:08Shit.
00:12:09That was my only Molotov.
00:12:1345 seconds remaining until host death.
00:12:23Where did you even get that?
00:12:24I saved the gas from a wrecked car just left to scare him off.
00:12:27What?
00:12:27So what do we do now?
00:12:29God, I'll need to bluff now.
00:12:31Take one more step and I'll burn this whole place to the ground.
00:12:34God damn it, Arthur.
00:12:36You already have two of them.
00:12:37You gotta take her too.
00:12:38Post-death in 20 seconds.
00:12:45Fuck.
00:12:46Why won't they back off?
00:12:55Arthur, you're dead.
00:12:57You hear me?
00:12:58I'm dead.
00:12:59This is not over.
00:13:01I'll catch you later, pretty girl.
00:13:14Come on.
00:13:15Let's go.
00:13:15Go.
00:13:15Go.
00:13:16Go.
00:13:16Go.
00:13:17Go.
00:13:17Go.
00:13:18Go.
00:13:18Go.
00:13:24You saved my life.
00:13:26Rescue mission complete.
00:13:28Partner count increased.
00:13:29Current total, 3.
00:13:31Affection metrics.
00:13:32Mary, 15.
00:13:35Karen, 10.
00:13:38Susan, 10.
00:13:42maybe i can trust this guy rough around the edges but he's got guts spells affection levels increased
00:13:50rewards issued medicine 10 units two mp5 submachine guns four clips of ammunition 50 rounds each
00:13:58items can be retrieved at any time two rifles but guns are extinct and now i've got two food meds
00:14:06weapons i might actually be the apex hey let's move it's not safe here
00:14:24uh welcome to the five star apocalypse hotel no hot water no bed sheets but hey it's free
00:14:34hope you don't mind you're kidding how can this shoebox fit whole four of us i don't mind at all
00:14:42you saved us it's more than enough we can clean the place up a bit it's gonna be fine
00:14:52i'm arthur morgan you are i'm karen linton and this is my little sister
00:15:00we survived one of the battles and then got caught i'm mary
00:15:13really none of you know who i am
00:15:19i'm a hollywood star oh country bumpkins i was supposed to escape with my dad but
00:15:26you left without me so i got caught right after
00:15:31well from now on where are your wives i i promise i'll take good care of you
00:15:38hey let's just eat something first make yourselves comfortable and food will be ready in a little bit
00:15:44i'll help okay all right damn she really knows how to better people up great he probably thinks i'm a
00:15:54pain only my little sister would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him but me marry some
00:16:00trash
00:16:01scavenging loser hell no all right we'll start with chicken soup about half a gallon i'm just gonna fill this
00:16:08up to that line right there wow how am i supposed to keep it together when she looks like that
00:16:33babe what's wrong
00:16:40well what were you staring at
00:16:54well what were you staring at
00:16:59i got it it's fine you cut us out of that auction so i'm your wife now i can boil
00:17:11the water and
00:17:12clean floors anything to make you happy
00:17:41she's cute but i got it okay let me help
00:17:46right there
00:17:52you didn't just save me you gave me food place to stay if i could stay here the rest of
00:18:02my life
00:18:03that would make me really happy
00:18:19damn this system is for real
00:18:35i just finished cleaning the living room
00:18:39wow she moves fast cute but charm that's my lane
00:18:48okay dinner will be ready shortly
00:18:56oh no i think i twisted my ankle
00:18:59brother honey could you please hold me i don't think i can stand
00:19:03scared come try to stand my legs feel really weak right now
00:19:07it's a good thing you caught me
00:19:10you're so strong
00:19:11you're so strong
00:19:13it makes me feel safe
00:19:15honestly i'm kind of looking forward to sleeping with you tonight
00:19:30baby
00:19:31baby you should sleep with me tonight
00:19:34i can keep you warm give you a massage
00:19:41baby you don't know why don't we make things a little more interesting and see who arthur chooses
00:19:51back in school all the girls would call me a loser now i've got two gorgeous women fighting for me
00:20:09uh did something happen in the kitchen no no nothing it was just really hot in there
00:20:20did mary and susan seriously just cozy up with this guy
00:20:24in times like this a woman's worth is less than a cow if he didn't have all that food i
00:20:30wouldn't even be here
00:20:32these supplies won't last forever i need to raise their affection levels so
00:20:39it isn't safe to scavenge with three women
00:20:43and leaving them alone isn't safe either they're probably only here for the food
00:20:49Arthur you're such a good cook this is delicious
00:21:09Arthur why are you eating
00:21:12no i i i am it's just really hot in here
00:21:17all right
00:21:42Sorry Susan what do you think you're doing I'm just giving her husband a little massage
00:21:51yeah oh well you must be so exhausted after all that cooking maybe you need to lie down
00:21:58I could help you relax great idea I'll help too
00:22:10if I don't make a move am I gonna get kicked out
00:22:30it's just a massage that's all
00:22:44I regret all of the hurt I have cause I'm no angel
00:22:51this is too good to be true
00:22:56did you guys hear that?
00:23:01yeah
00:23:03is everyone okay?
00:23:06okay forget the massage we need to find a bigger place
00:23:10like now
00:23:11yeah
00:23:18alright there should be enough supplies to get us a bigger place in wasteland city
00:23:23Mary?
00:23:25you okay?
00:23:29you're on your period aren't you?
00:23:31yeah
00:23:32yeah
00:23:33I'm okay though
00:23:34I should probably stay home and rest
00:23:36but you go on without me
00:23:40okay
00:23:41but if you hear a sound you lock the door and you stay quiet alright?
00:23:52okay
00:23:53wait
00:23:54wait
00:23:56you're not gonna leave me right?
00:24:03I'm gonna come right back
00:24:04I don't abandon my girls
00:24:09okay babe
00:24:11I'll wait for you
00:24:13okay
00:24:14okay
00:24:26that's the place I told you about boss
00:24:29yeah that asshole's living large now
00:24:32three women waiting on her and more food till the rest of us combine
00:24:36yeah
00:24:36then we take it
00:24:40all of it
00:24:53Arthur?
00:24:55you're back already?
00:24:56are you ready?
00:25:18well
00:25:19well well
00:25:21look at you
00:25:23you look a lot better than you did ya?
00:25:38yesterday
00:25:38good
00:25:39upgraded our place with supplies
00:25:41at least I won't have to worry about Jack showing up again
00:25:46Arthur
00:25:47something's wrong
00:25:50Mary?
00:25:51Mary
00:25:52Mary
00:25:53Mary
00:26:00no
00:26:19no
00:26:20no
00:26:20no
00:26:20no
00:26:20Mary
00:26:20no
00:26:21no
00:26:21amen
00:26:22all right
00:26:22okay
00:26:22there's no blood anywhere and she's leveraged for more supplies
00:26:24that place is most definitely a trap they're going to be waiting for us to walk right in
00:26:30so what do we do?
00:26:40now both of you stay here i'm going alone alone are you crazy arthur don't do anything reckless
00:26:47you can't hey don't worry i'm gonna bring mary back
00:27:00i've got a secret weapon
00:27:11boss can't we have a little uh fun with this one first
00:27:21arthur was right mary really is still alive he promised arthur would stay home i don't trust him
00:27:27alone plus my sister is in their hands
00:27:38stop thinking with your dick someone with that much supply doesn't move alone
00:27:45so we have to stay sharp
00:27:56so
00:27:57so
00:28:20well well look who's here and you even came alone did you come here to die
00:28:27or to give us some food he's here because he's pussy whipped look at him horny fucking dog
00:28:38did you bring the stuff or not i sure did
00:28:44arthur don't do this for me i'm not worth it
00:28:47shut up this isn't your time to talk
00:28:51don't worry mary i will get you out of here
00:29:07so we can go hunting i know a spot now it's kind of isolated a little bit far away but
00:29:13i think
00:29:13hey hey hey hey hey tony
00:29:17we good
00:29:19what
00:29:20i gave you the goods you give me the girl that was the deal right
00:29:24what girl
00:29:36so you chose the hard way
00:29:42i gave you the supplies now you let mary go
00:29:46anyone here see this idiot hand me anything
00:29:49nope
00:29:49i've never seen him before in my life
00:29:52you heard him
00:29:53now beat it
00:29:54come on guys
00:29:57let's be fair
00:30:03surround him
00:30:13he is surrounded we have to help him
00:30:16are you crazy
00:30:18look how many people there are
00:30:23oh
00:30:25okay all right all right all right i see what's going on here i know what you guys are gonna
00:30:29do
00:30:29be smart
00:30:31get the fuck out
00:30:41i gave you a chance
00:30:43i gave you a chance
00:30:59ahhh
00:31:00mother fucker
00:31:01fuck
00:31:02real guns he got real guns
00:31:12no way a gun a real fucking gun
00:31:15how the fuck did he get a real gun
00:31:16there are more of us
00:31:17he can't have that many rounds
00:31:19yeah yeah with all the shots he fired you're probably burning through half a mag already
00:31:22look i don't care how many bullets he's got
00:31:24we rush him together
00:31:26the first one to kill him gets his supplies and his girls
00:31:51come on
00:31:54keep betting your lives on my bullets
00:32:03don't move
00:32:04don't move
00:32:06we're not done yet
00:32:08we're not done yet
00:32:13look at that i'm sorry
00:32:15okay i have nothing
00:32:18to do it
00:32:19to his fucking jack
00:32:20justice it's all his fault
00:32:22he's lying i didn't do anything
00:32:24tony took your girls
00:32:26he stole your supplies
00:32:29don't shoot me
00:32:29don't shoot me
00:32:32we can talk this out
00:32:42you
00:32:43you
00:32:43you
00:32:43you
00:32:43you
00:32:44you
00:32:44you
00:32:50you
00:32:52you
00:33:06you
00:33:08you
00:33:09you
00:33:10you
00:33:10come back hey what are you doing here i told you guys to stay home we were so worried about
00:33:17you
00:33:18i was so scared i thought you were gonna die oh really that's not what you were saying a second
00:33:22ago how was i supposed to know my husband is a badass and had a gun god that was so
00:33:28hard
00:33:36now's affection levels increased rewards delivered to residents purified water 20
00:33:46liters canned meat 20 units milk 20 cartons
00:33:54come on let's go home
00:34:01as for you guys
00:34:06come here
00:34:11don't kill me please we'll give you back everything shut up
00:34:19on your knees
00:34:22are there man please
00:34:26please don't kill us man we were you're classmates right
00:34:32we'll work for you hands on the ground
00:34:54you remember this if you ever come near my wives again i'll shoot you in the school
00:35:04get out of here ah now
00:35:17ladies let's have a feast tonight huh at our new home
00:35:25we'll get out of here
00:35:28affection metrics
00:35:30mary 30 karen 15 susan 25 human civilization continuation progress 33
00:35:39percent civilization continuation primary objective host must reproduce with compatible
00:35:49partners to preserve human civilization what happens when it reaches a hundred percent
00:35:54bait mag brought you a clean towel i'll just leave you here okay thanks
00:36:08uh
00:36:09uh
00:36:13uh
00:36:15uh
00:36:15uh
00:36:15uh
00:36:29uh
00:36:34hey what are you doing arthur you saved me fed me gave me shelter risked everything to bring
00:36:46me back i don't think i've ever met a better person and
00:36:57i don't really have a future in this world okay mary i don't want you to feel like you have
00:37:04to do
00:37:05this because you owe me i know what you're thinking and i'm gonna regret it but i won't
00:37:17i choose you
00:37:25you
00:37:39you
00:37:40you
00:37:41you
00:37:44you
00:37:44you
00:37:53Looks like someone's weaker.
00:37:56Seems like my husband hasn't been able to remind him anyway.
00:38:00It's been a long week.
00:38:05I'll take good care.
00:38:15I can feel the heat of your skin, and the taste of your mouth makes me feel alive.
00:38:25I'm hungry for your body, ready for your game.
00:38:31You take the wrath of me.
00:38:37You take the wrath of me.
00:38:39You can't let it out of your nose.
00:38:42You take the wrath of me.
00:38:46Yes, you go.
00:38:53Arthur.
00:38:54Jamie, don't stop.
00:38:58Please.
00:39:00Unbelievable.
00:39:01She actually made the first move.
00:39:04I won't be left behind.
00:39:06Arthur, I know how to make you feel good.
00:39:09No.
00:39:11Holy tiger.
00:39:13You're driving me insane.
00:39:17Oh my god.
00:39:23Damn it.
00:39:25I want sex, too.
00:39:27I want a man.
00:39:35Arthur.
00:39:38Arthur.
00:39:42You're telling me that worthless piece of shit Arthur took down your whole gang alone,
00:39:47and you lost all those supplies?
00:39:49Boss, he had, like, two AK-47s.
00:39:53I mean, he mowed down a ton of our guys.
00:39:54No!
00:39:57If I had a gun, you three would have been corpses.
00:39:59Shredo would fucking bullshit right now.
00:40:02Look, boss, we lost the supplies, but...
00:40:04We still managed to get you what you wanted.
00:40:07Yeah.
00:40:07Okay, best we can manage.
00:40:1043% alcohol.
00:40:16You lost a lot of men getting you that.
00:40:18Mmm, not bad.
00:40:2243%, huh?
00:40:24It'll do.
00:40:27We'd tell you we'll love this.
00:40:31As for Arthur,
00:40:33once I finalize a deal with the queen,
00:40:36I will bring her a man and go kill him myself.
00:40:50Spouse affection levels detected.
00:40:53Rewards issued.
00:40:54Gasoline.
00:40:5520 liters.
00:40:57Micro generators.
00:40:583 units.
00:40:59Purified water.
00:41:0030 liters.
00:41:01Food.
00:41:0230 cans.
00:41:03Affection metrics.
00:41:04Mary.
00:41:0530.
00:41:05Increased to 50.
00:41:07Susan.
00:41:0735.
00:41:08And Karen.
00:41:0915.
00:41:10Increased to 60.
00:41:12Why is Karen's number higher than Mary's?
00:41:18Karen?
00:41:21Oh, no.
00:41:23He looks so hot.
00:41:25I can't help myself.
00:41:33Karen, what happened to your clothes?
00:41:42Karen, are you okay?
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:46Yeah, I'm fine.
00:41:49I'm going to go change,
00:41:52and I'll come back out.
00:41:54Okay.
00:41:57Whew.
00:41:58That was close.
00:41:59He almost found out about the mutation.
00:42:02What's wrong with her?
00:42:13What is this?
00:42:23I adore...
00:42:28Basement?
00:42:31I knew something was off.
00:42:33A one-story house shouldn't be this elevated.
00:42:35Turns out there's a whole basement under here.
00:42:38Come on.
00:42:40Let's go check it out.
00:42:55What the hell?
00:42:59It's gold.
00:43:01There's got to be several tons of it.
00:43:04Gold, huh?
00:43:05In this world, you couldn't even trade it for a bottle of water.
00:43:16Now this...
00:43:19This is the real gold of our era.
00:43:24The real gold of our era?
00:43:28These are aged whiskey barrels.
00:43:30I mean, judging by the wood, they're at least free nuclear war, maybe even older.
00:43:35In a place like this, people need something to get through the day.
00:43:38Cigarettes help with alcohol that's basically gold now.
00:43:42This looks like it used to be a real working seller.
00:43:45The owner was definitely unhinged about alcohol.
00:43:49There have to be at least a hundred barrels here.
00:43:51These are all premium whiskeys.
00:43:54Fifty years old, at least 50% of alcohol.
00:43:58Did you guys know a 12-year-old bottle can trade for 20 cows now?
00:44:04This is the real gold of our era.
00:44:07Look at this much booze.
00:44:09We could buy the entire wasteland city.
00:44:11Make it ours.
00:44:14Ladies, let's celebrate.
00:44:18Cheers!
00:44:22And go!
00:44:24Go!
00:44:25Go!
00:44:25Go!
00:44:25Go!
00:44:26Go!
00:44:26Go!
00:44:28Go!
00:44:28Go!
00:44:31Hey, it is pretty good, isn't it?
00:44:34Oh, yeah!
00:44:39Arthur.
00:44:41Here.
00:44:52Karen?
00:44:54What are you doing?
00:44:57Are you into women?
00:45:00Karen?
00:45:06It's me, Susan!
00:45:07Stop!
00:45:13Karen!
00:45:14Karen!
00:45:14Are you drunk?
00:45:15Hey, hey, hey!
00:45:17Oh, man.
00:45:19I need someone to fuck me now!
00:45:28Hey!
00:45:29Calm down!
00:45:31Hey!
00:45:32Hey!
00:45:32Hey!
00:45:41Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:45:49She's okay.
00:45:50She just knocked out.
00:45:52What happened?
00:45:53I don't know.
00:45:55She was drunk.
00:45:56She tried to force herself on me or something.
00:45:59No, no, no, she wasn't trying to hurt you.
00:46:01It's the mutation.
00:46:03Mutation.
00:46:04When the nuclear strike hit, she shielded me with her body.
00:46:07She took the blast head on.
00:46:09The fallout left her with a side effect she can't control.
00:46:14An unstable libido.
00:46:16Sometimes it spikes violently.
00:46:21So what do we do?
00:46:23She needs adrenaline, a shot of it, but we barely have any medicine left.
00:46:28I know where to get her.
00:46:30Tell me I'll do anything.
00:46:32Tilly Jackson, the Wasteland Queen.
00:46:35She's the daughter of New York Mafia boss, and before the war, she stockpiled massive amounts
00:46:40of adrenaline for her underground operations.
00:46:43All right.
00:46:44Let's get Karen settled.
00:46:46And after that,
00:46:50I'll meet with the Queen.
00:47:06Looks like she held out for a long time.
00:47:09Look, I'm going to trade this with the Queen for adrenaline.
00:47:12Would you stay here and look after Karen, okay?
00:47:17Arthur, Tilly is not easy to deal with.
00:47:20A lot of men have died because of her.
00:47:25Is she really that dangerous?
00:47:28Wait, so does that mean Arthur's in real danger?
00:47:32That's what people say.
00:47:34She's a sadist.
00:47:35She toys men for fun.
00:47:36All of her ex-husbands ended up dead.
00:47:48It's going to be okay.
00:47:49I'll be right back.
00:48:16I'll be right back.
00:48:31So, I hear you came here to make a deal.
00:48:37That's right.
00:48:49Booze for adrenaline.
00:48:5150 bottles worth.
00:48:56Are you trying to fool me with some watered-down garbage?
00:49:00You know how that is.
00:49:06I brewed this myself.
00:49:08All right, it's nothing like the watered-down crap out there.
00:49:12I promise you'll like it.
00:49:14Funny.
00:49:15The last guy who said that lost his tongue.
00:49:19Because I cut it out.
00:49:24Now he's right here, kneeling, serving me.
00:49:29Harder!
00:49:30Don't make me repeat myself.
00:49:34Oh.
00:49:34The end comes to us.
00:49:36You know.
00:49:38You might just barely qualify.
00:49:41That's my foot rest.
00:49:43The end comes to us.
00:49:45The end comes to us.
00:49:48You.
00:49:50Go try it.
00:49:51The end comes to us.
00:49:52The end comes to us.
00:50:01That smell.
00:50:03That's real booze.
00:50:05Wait!
00:50:07I'll try it myself.
00:50:14This better be real, or you won't make it out of your life.
00:50:28Don't drink that, my lord.
00:50:31That's fake junk you dug out from your trash.
00:50:46Boss, that's Arthur.
00:50:50The fraud.
00:50:53Oh, my old classmate.
00:50:57I didn't even recognize you after all these years.
00:51:01Well, I never forgot about you, Raymond.
00:51:03Or any of the lessons you taught me back in school.
00:51:18Arthur, didn't I tell you?
00:51:21When you are being bullied, you're supposed to ask yourself what you did wrong first.
00:51:26But instead, you snitched on me to the deep, and now I'm suspended.
00:51:32You happy now, you piece of shit?
00:51:35They're all gonna pay for this.
00:51:49You're stuck with the rest of your life.
00:51:59That bathroom cocktail really stuck with you, huh?
00:52:05now you're scamming us with fake boo yeah that crap we saw that bottle in the trash yesterday
00:52:11it's the color of piss how'd you brew them all your own urine
00:52:18guys guys queen tilt i heard you got a batch of adrenaline that that's about to expire so
00:52:25i brought these two bottles as an exchange that's good thank you
00:52:55strong before the war this wouldn't even pass as premium but now it's worth trading for a batch
00:53:07of my adrenaline thank you thank you and as for this fraud since we're classmates we could give
00:53:16him a quick less painful death and you now how can you decide you haven't even tried my booze wait
00:53:29tilly why bother i mean just look at it cloudy as hell god knows what kind of shit he dumped
00:53:35in there
00:53:35i know him better than anyone we went to high school together he's always been shit yeah
00:53:40wait tilly why enough fine we'll do this properly but he can drink it
00:53:52i'm not drinking the sewage
00:54:02good boy
00:54:21this is insane
00:54:25it's a gift from god
00:54:29he's not thinking it did i mess up his sense of taste or what
00:54:35the hell this guy can actually make a booze i have no idea i mean he is the guy that
00:54:40pulled
00:54:40a gun on us so yeah maybe
00:54:45i approve whiskey
00:54:53burns
00:55:06blue flame that only happens with hyper flicker i want your whiskey all of it everything that you have
00:55:15let me taste sure but i want the fresh adrenaline syringes first
00:55:22deal
00:55:26oh yeah oh that's it i never thought i'd taste anything like this again
00:55:32green tilly
00:55:34maybe we should talk about what comes next
00:55:43yeah we should
00:55:45beat it all three of you and take your cheap garbage with you
00:55:49are there please just give us do us a favor give us a little bit of adrenaline please a little
00:55:56bit
00:55:56we'll do anything you want
00:56:01anything yes
00:56:02anything
00:56:04okay
00:56:06we'll do anything you want
00:56:09i want you to drink his piss
00:56:10all right there don't be a jerk man we've known each other since school yeah
00:56:15yeah we did and look where that got you
00:56:18are you serious right now
00:56:19queen tilly i think it's time to send them out
00:56:22i think it's time to get out of the way
00:56:30don't you fucking touch me hey
00:56:32this isn't over arthur
00:56:34i'll make you pay for it i will i swear
00:56:36a man who can make liquor like this
00:56:40i need to keep him close
00:56:42queen tilly now aside from the adrenaline
00:56:46i'd like to start a business in the wasteland
00:56:48with your approval
00:56:51your whiskey bought you a place here
00:56:55call me tilly
00:56:57and whatever business you run
00:56:59i take eighty percent
00:57:01eighty
00:57:02oh come on that's insane
00:57:04too much
00:57:06well there is one way that we can waive it
00:57:10and what might that be
00:57:15be my husband
00:57:25plenty of toys here
00:57:28pick one
00:57:30we have time
00:57:40um
00:57:42you know maybe i can work with eighty percent
00:57:44shut up
00:57:46i am tired of the same boring games
00:57:49i want to try something different
00:57:55i'll be the masochist
00:57:57and you be the sadist
00:57:59i don't need to run
00:58:07i'll need to hide
00:58:11as long as you're
00:58:15i'll make it safe
00:58:17compatible spouse detected
00:58:19rescue required
00:58:21subject must be claimed as spouse
00:58:24failure will initiate host death
00:58:26oh come on
00:58:38here
00:58:39call me on this
00:58:42now on your taxes are waived
00:58:45and as long as you remain in wasteland city
00:58:48no one will mess with you ever again
00:58:51all right i'll uh
00:58:53contact you the day after tomorrow and arrange delivery of the 50 bars
00:58:58no need
00:58:59i'll come myself
00:59:01with my people
00:59:03i hear that you have three wives
00:59:06i want to meet them
00:59:09see what kind of women besides me
00:59:13keep you interested
00:59:18why do i feel like a male escort
00:59:21new spouse registered
00:59:23reward issued anti-radiation serum
00:59:26motorcycle
00:59:27anti-radiation serum
00:59:29and a new motorcycle
00:59:32spouse's life signal critical
00:59:33immediate treatment required
00:59:35the devil in disguise
00:59:58karen hold on
01:00:02Come here!
01:00:03Come here!
01:00:06Let her go!
01:00:12I'm mad!
01:00:14I'm mad!
01:00:19None of you are men!
01:00:22Fuck off!
01:00:30No!
01:00:35Karen, stop!
01:00:40She's having a full episode! She's lost control!
01:00:52Let me...
01:01:02Karen, stop!
01:01:04Karen, stop!
01:01:05Karen, stop!
01:01:06Karen, get it off!
01:01:08Karen!
01:01:11I can't hold her much longer!
01:01:13Maybe just give her what she wants!
01:01:15What if I could?
01:01:16Look at me! I can't get hard like this!
01:01:27Karen, stop!
01:01:35Oh my God!
01:01:37Oh my God!
01:01:42Oh my God!
01:01:42Oh my God!
01:01:42Oh my God!
01:01:44Karen!
01:01:45She's over me!
01:01:47What?
01:01:48What?
01:01:49Karen!
01:01:50Karen!
01:01:50Karen!
01:01:50Karen!
01:01:51No, Karen!
01:01:51Come on!
01:01:53Warning!
01:01:54Spouse life signal critical!
01:01:55If spouse death is confirmed,
01:01:57host death protocol will initiate!
01:02:00Karen, come on!
01:02:00No, Karen, come on!
01:02:03Come on!
01:02:05Karen, stay with me!
01:02:05Come on!
01:02:06Come on!
01:02:06Stay with me!
01:02:07Come on, Karen!
01:02:09Why is this happening?
01:02:10I already gave her the adrenaline!
01:02:12Come on!
01:02:13Please, Karen!
01:02:14Karen, wake up!
01:02:17Spouse life status.
01:02:18Karen, zero percent.
01:02:20Host death in ten seconds.
01:02:22Hi!
01:02:23Midbox!
01:02:23Midbox!
01:02:24Come on, Karen!
01:02:25I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:27I'm out of options.
01:02:29Please, let this work!
01:02:30Karen!
01:02:31Come on, Karen!
01:02:32I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:34Stay with me!
01:02:36Karen!
01:02:37Karen!
01:02:45Oh!
01:02:47Come on!
01:02:47I'm gonna lose you!
01:03:02I'm gonna lose you!
01:03:03Come on!
01:03:03No!
01:03:06No!
01:03:07Ah!
01:03:07You're okay!
01:03:08You're okay!
01:03:09Oh, my god!
01:03:10Oh, my god!
01:03:11Ah!
01:03:13Ah!
01:03:13I'm so sorry.
01:03:15Are you okay?
01:03:17Are you okay?
01:03:18I'm fine.
01:03:19Yeah.
01:03:24You're still with us.
01:03:28Yeah, I'm fine.
01:03:30The burning feeling, it's gone.
01:03:34I'm normal now.
01:03:39So the system serum was designed for her mutation.
01:03:42It actually worked.
01:03:45Spouse affection levels increased.
01:03:48Rewards issued.
01:03:49Formal dresses.
01:03:51Three sets.
01:04:06Let's go get this damn wasteland.
01:04:10Come get your whiskey.
01:04:12Barrel-aged.
01:04:13Free samples.
01:04:15Where did you get a gun?
01:04:18Free samples?
01:04:20This ain't that bootleg shit, huh?
01:04:22We're trying to find out.
01:04:23One sample for a person.
01:04:36This is everything I have.
01:04:38Is it enough for a bottle?
01:04:39Can I get a half?
01:04:40Actually, since you're my first customers, you each get a bottle.
01:04:45Let's get rocks!
01:04:50Let's go!
01:04:51No, I grabbed it first!
01:04:52Let's go!
01:04:52I grabbed it first!
01:04:53Let's go!
01:04:54Let's go!
01:04:59Let's go!
01:05:00I earned my place in Wasteland City with this gun.
01:05:05So if you want a taste, line up.
01:05:24What do you got?
01:05:27Used to be special forces, army ranger.
01:05:31Fought in a nuclear war.
01:05:34Be your bodyguard for a whole year.
01:05:37An ex-marine?
01:05:39That will prove useful.
01:05:44From now on, you're my personal bodyguard.
01:05:47One bottle a month.
01:05:51Hell, for that, I'll lay down my life for you.
01:05:56I used to run gangs.
01:06:00I got five under me.
01:06:03We'll all be your bodyguards.
01:06:10I'll ask for you guys.
01:06:13Money salesmen.
01:06:14You know this town better than anyone.
01:06:17Spread out.
01:06:18Find customers.
01:06:19Keep 30% of whatever you trade.
01:06:2230%?
01:06:23You're too generous.
01:06:24Thank you, boss.
01:06:26Thank you, boss.
01:06:26Thank you, boss.
01:06:31Things sure are looking up.
01:06:36I don't need another wife, though.
01:06:38Four wives are enough.
01:06:40Okay, on your feet.
01:06:42Bring me every abled hand you've got.
01:06:44I need manpower for bottling.
01:06:46I don't need more women.
01:06:48Yes, boss.
01:06:51Let's get this party started.
01:07:08First day, and I've already pulled in a mountain of supplies and 20 new men.
01:07:12Not a bad haul.
01:07:21I wonder what Arthur is doing, need I ask.
01:07:26He's obviously thinking of me.
01:07:38Counts on, boss.
01:07:39We're all good.
01:07:43Human civilization continuation progress.
01:07:4747%.
01:07:48So, building a faction increases the civilization progress, boss.
01:08:05I'm out of bullets.
01:08:07The system hasn't handed out new weapons.
01:08:09I need my own forces up and running as soon as possible.
01:08:13Detecting that the host's spouses have entered peak fertility period.
01:08:17Please, seize the reproduction window.
01:08:21Babe, we should shower.
01:08:24Together?
01:08:25Arthur?
01:08:26My clothes are feeling a little tight.
01:08:29Maybe you could help me take them off?
01:08:32Hey, me first.
01:08:35Did you forget I almost died?
01:08:45Let's shower together tonight.
01:08:48The four of us saves water.
01:09:05Tell your boss to get his ass out here.
01:09:10We represent Queen Tilly.
01:09:15Come on, boys.
01:09:16Payday.
01:09:17Doing the Queen's work.
01:09:19Come on, boys.
01:09:20Get that money.
01:09:21Doing the Queen's business.
01:09:22There's more of us than there is them.
01:09:24Come on.
01:09:28Hey, hey, hey.
01:09:29We're good.
01:09:29We're good.
01:09:31What's up?
01:09:32What's going on?
01:09:34These guys are trying to rob us, boss.
01:09:37Business looking pretty good.
01:09:39But have you paid your taxes yet?
01:09:41Taxes?
01:09:42What taxes?
01:09:44No.
01:09:45You want to do business in Wasteland City.
01:09:48You got to pay 80%.
01:09:50Now, didn't you check the rules before you set up this shop?
01:09:53Here.
01:09:55Tilly already waived my taxes.
01:09:57I don't know your thing.
01:10:00How dare you call her by her first name?
01:10:02You must have a death wish, punk.
01:10:08Oh.
01:10:18I'll say it again.
01:10:20The Queen already waived my taxes.
01:10:23So I suggest you get on out of here before I stop playing nice.
01:10:28She's Tilly Jackson, the goddamn queen of this wasteland.
01:10:33Why the hell would she waive taxes for a fake bootlegger like you, huh?
01:10:38First of all, my stuff's real.
01:10:40And second, well, she's interested in more than just my whiskey.
01:10:45How dare you?
01:10:46Mr. Ross, this vermin just insulted the Queen.
01:10:50As her trusted tax collector, you must punish her.
01:10:53That's right.
01:10:54The Queen put me in charge.
01:10:57And I'm going to charge you 90% now.
01:11:00Now, you got ten minutes to come up with a hundred barrels.
01:11:04You failed to do that.
01:11:06I'm shutting down this entire operation.
01:11:17Mr. Ross, you sure you don't want to verify with the Queen first?
01:11:26I'm not going to take up her precious time.
01:11:31The Queen has employed me for over five years.
01:11:37She takes all the taxes.
01:11:39You know, the only assholes that don't pay their taxes are the dead.
01:11:48Mr. Ross, you see that batch you just smashed?
01:11:53Well, it's priceless.
01:11:55I mean, even your sorry life couldn't cover it.
01:11:58Are you threatening us right now?
01:12:00Mr. Ross can bury you alive.
01:12:04Right, right.
01:12:05I got it.
01:12:06Look, I get it.
01:12:08I get it.
01:12:08You're trying to be tough for your ladies over there.
01:12:15The thing is, either you come up with 90% right here, right now.
01:12:23Or I'm going to have my horny boys back here.
01:12:26Fuck up your cheap sluts.
01:12:28And I'm going to make you watch.
01:12:32All right, Wasteland City belongs to Queen Tilly.
01:12:37Anyone that follows this guy doesn't follow her.
01:12:42This piece of shit drank my piss in high school.
01:12:49You really want to follow him?
01:12:51Oh, so he was pathetic even back then?
01:12:54I think it's ridiculous to think his women cling to that worthless fuck.
01:13:00You're free to choose.
01:13:02But remember this.
01:13:04Anyone who betrays me will never work under me again.
01:13:08All right, you got three seconds to decide.
01:13:14Either you stand with this guy or you won't survive the Wasteland.
01:13:19Three.
01:13:21Two.
01:13:24One.
01:13:30Oh.
01:13:36I guess loyalty still counts in this world.
01:13:40See that?
01:13:41That's the power of Queen Tilly.
01:13:44Doesn't matter how many supplies you have,
01:13:47you're still worthless.
01:13:50Now, you got two choices before you.
01:13:53Either you kneel down on that broken glass,
01:13:56and you ask for forgiveness,
01:13:58and then you give a hundred barrels,
01:14:02or option two.
01:14:04You let me screw those three girls.
01:14:09Then maybe I'll accept 80 barrels.
01:14:13That's going to be a bargain for you.
01:14:15You're being quite generous today, Mr. Ross.
01:14:18I know.
01:14:19I haven't even asked him to drink piss.
01:14:22Yet.
01:14:24I don't understand.
01:14:26Why doesn't her husband just shoot him?
01:14:28He'll only make things worse.
01:14:34Tilly Jackson's absolute control over the Wasteland
01:14:37is based on one thing.
01:14:39Loyalty.
01:14:40Her people would die for her.
01:14:43They don't fear death?
01:14:45No clear or full out left us with nothing.
01:14:47Only our faith.
01:14:49That's exactly what Tilly gave them.
01:14:51Faith?
01:14:53Belief?
01:14:54Reason to live?
01:14:56Of course they'd die for her.
01:14:58But we have too many critical supplies.
01:15:00There's no way we could evacuate fast.
01:15:03Then what do we do?
01:15:05We have to put our faith in Arthur.
01:15:10And if I had enough bullets,
01:15:12I'd blown these bastards' heads off already.
01:15:14So, you made up your mind, yes?
01:15:17You're gonna get down on all fours
01:15:20and beg for forgiveness?
01:15:21Or is it time to send over those babes?
01:15:25Do you even have to ask?
01:15:28Obviously, he's setting the chairs.
01:15:32I'll choose the third option.
01:15:34The third option?
01:15:35Fuck off!
01:15:36You have no right to negotiate.
01:15:38Hey!
01:15:39Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:15:40Get here!
01:15:42Whoa!
01:15:46That's Queen Chewie's beeper.
01:15:48How'd he get that?
01:15:50Silly, get to my place in five.
01:15:52That's impossible.
01:15:57Silly, get to my place in five.
01:16:05Miss me already?
01:16:07Sweetheart, I don't think I can deliver your bottles today.
01:16:09See, a few of your boys are giving me a hard time.
01:16:13What?
01:16:14Which idiots have a death wish?
01:16:17I'll be there in ten.
01:16:19Silly, get to my place in five.
01:16:29Mr. Ross!
01:16:30Kill him!
01:16:31How dare he treat you like this?
01:16:33End him now!
01:16:34I swear you're dead.
01:16:35Dead!
01:16:36I'm gonna fuck each and every one of your bitches right in front of me.
01:16:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:16:40Calm down, Randy.
01:16:41Calm down.
01:16:42Calm down.
01:16:42You got riled up.
01:16:44Now, you mean to tell me that you called Queen Chewie on that there toy?
01:16:51Yeah, that's right.
01:16:51I did.
01:16:52I'm her husband.
01:16:59So you better back off before you regret it.
01:17:02I'm her husband!
01:17:04He said I'm her husband!
01:17:06He's insane!
01:17:07Mr. Ross is scared out of his thighs!
01:17:10So hard in years!
01:17:13Oh, now I've seen some fakes, but you really are something else.
01:17:29Oh, now you can't whine until you're little wittle toy.
01:17:34Oh, sad face.
01:17:37Now, I hate to break the news to you, but...
01:17:39Oh, I don't care about these skanky whores anymore.
01:17:45No.
01:17:46I decided, boys, I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:52I decided, boys, I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:58Trash the place!
01:18:00Take everything you see, and if you find any booze, that's mine.
01:18:03And when you're done, burn this place down!
01:18:06Go!
01:18:10What are you doing?
01:18:17Queen Tilly, we're almost there.
01:18:21Most feet ahead!
01:18:29Mr. Ross, take a break.
01:18:32Save some energy for later.
01:18:34You got three women waiting for you.
01:18:36I couldn't have done it without you.
01:18:38Cheers.
01:18:43Now, why don't you pick out one of those lovelies?
01:18:46Leave the other two for me, all right?
01:18:48Thank you, Mr. Ross.
01:18:51You, hey, hey, you.
01:18:53Get over here and get poorer.
01:18:57Boss, I think we can hold them off much longer.
01:18:59Cover the girls, I'll buy us time.
01:19:01Got it!
01:19:04Fucking kill me!
01:19:22Are you out of your minds?
01:19:31What's going on here?
01:19:32Queen Tilly!
01:19:34You're just in time!
01:19:35We just caught this guy.
01:19:37He's guilty of tax evasion,
01:19:39and he resisted arrest.
01:19:40I was just about to deal with him.
01:19:42Linkshack, this bastard was trading without paying the tax.
01:19:47He's undermining your authority.
01:19:52You're quite the popular man.
01:19:54And you're quite late.
01:19:56It's not very nice of you.
01:19:58Hey, just shut your mouth.
01:19:59You don't speak to the Queen that way.
01:20:04Who broke these?
01:20:07Oh, we did.
01:20:09That's right.
01:20:10We saved you the trouble.
01:20:11You didn't want that bootleg stuff.
01:20:13It's crap.
01:20:14That's right.
01:20:15Hey, this idiot even said that you're his wife.
01:20:19His wife.
01:20:20Queen Tilly, that's an insult to your status.
01:20:22I don't even know how someone like you could possibly...
01:20:29Do you have a problem with my taste in men?
01:20:32No, no, no.
01:20:33That's not what I meant.
01:20:35Wait a minute.
01:20:36You mean that you and he actually...
01:20:41Holy...
01:20:43Queen Tilly, he's just trash.
01:20:47Literally, it's scavenger.
01:20:53He's my husband.
01:20:55What?
01:20:56And those bottles were made for me by him.
01:21:02What?
01:21:18Miss Tilly, I didn't realize that this whiskey belonged to your husband.
01:21:24It was him.
01:21:26He made us do it.
01:21:27He set us up.
01:21:28Come on, don't bullshit me, buddy.
01:21:31Everybody here saw you smash those bottles.
01:21:33Why would I tell you to smash my own booze?
01:21:36Who broke my bottles?
01:21:39Do I have to kill one of you fuckers so somebody speaks?
01:21:44What?
01:21:47Queen Tilly, I don't know anything about this.
01:21:50I didn't know...
01:21:51Raymond, he gave me an order to do it.
01:21:53I shouldn't have listened to him.
01:21:56Son of a bitch.
01:21:57Please save me.
01:21:59I'll be your slave for the rest of my life.
01:22:01Ask the Queen to have mercy on me.
01:22:04I'm sorry about earlier.
01:22:05If you want, I'll kill Raymond for you.
01:22:07What?
01:22:08Horace,
01:22:10throw him out.
01:22:11Left.
01:22:15Cut off one hand each.
01:22:18Exile them.
01:22:19And if they come back,
01:22:21kill them on sight.
01:22:23No!
01:22:25No!
01:22:25No!
01:22:26You don't understand!
01:22:27No!
01:22:27What?
01:22:28No!
01:22:29Yeah!
01:22:34We need to talk.
01:22:35Come on.
01:22:53Arthur.
01:22:55I don't share my men with other women.
01:22:58So what do you plan to do about these three?
01:23:02I don't know.
01:23:04I don't know.
01:23:12Well, I can't make that choice.
01:23:17You want all of them?
01:23:19Back off!
01:23:20Why are you targeting my husband?
01:23:23Exactly.
01:23:24We don't care who you are.
01:23:26We've been with Arthur longer.
01:23:27We're not afraid of you.
01:23:29Mess with us,
01:23:30and Arthur will never forgive you.
01:23:32Right, honey?
01:23:33I'd rather face bullets than four wives.
01:23:55What the hell?
01:23:57How do they have guns?
01:24:03Surprise, motherfucker!
01:24:04Come on, Arthur.
01:24:05I know you're in there.
01:24:07You didn't expect this, did you?
01:24:08We got plenty of guns now!
01:24:10Found them in an abandoned military base.
01:24:12That's where you got your rifle too, right?
01:24:18Honey, take out your gun too.
01:24:19Look, I'm out of bullets.
01:24:21I'm guessing they got plenty of ammo on their side.
01:24:24Damn it.
01:24:25I knew I should have brought more people.
01:24:28We just wiped out the Queen's Manor
01:24:30and found a ton of good shit.
01:24:33We're pumped up on that sweet, sweet adrenaline.
01:24:36Woo!
01:24:36It feels fucking amazing.
01:24:37Woo!
01:24:38Woo!
01:24:39Woo!
01:24:39Woo!
01:24:39Woo!
01:24:39Woo!
01:24:40Woo!
01:24:42They wiped out my whole game.
01:24:44Look, I'm gonna make them pay for it.
01:24:47Get to the basement now.
01:24:49No, Arthur, what about you?
01:24:52Look, it's me that they're after.
01:24:54I'll draw them away.
01:24:55Arthur, you can't outrun bullets.
01:24:57Yes, just hide in the basement with us.
01:24:59If they can't find us, they'll just leave.
01:25:01If they set the house on fire, none of us are gonna make it out alive.
01:25:04The best chance is for me to distract them, find my chance, and escape the wasteland.
01:25:09Come on, Arthur!
01:25:10Come out!
01:25:10I know you're in the head, bring your bitches with you!
01:25:14Remember that souvenir you left for us?
01:25:16Well, we've come to return the favor!
01:25:18You're surrounded!
01:25:19So get out here and prepare to die, you piece of shit!
01:25:22Come on!
01:25:38Come on!
01:25:40Keep fighting!
01:25:41I will die for my lives.
01:25:43I could do this all day!
01:25:45I could stretch your whole house if I feel like it!
01:25:47But get to the basement now!
01:25:49No.
01:25:52If we go, we go together.
01:25:56Yes.
01:25:57If you die, we die with you.
01:25:59Yes.
01:26:00I'd rather die right now than let those bastards lay a finger on me.
01:26:12Okay.
01:26:14We're covering Tilly.
01:26:16Tilly, get to the basement.
01:26:18There are plenty of supplies down there that'll last you for a while.
01:26:21My people were slaughtered.
01:26:23I'm a fallen queen now.
01:26:25Why would you still want to help me?
01:26:28That's the queen.
01:26:29I mean, it's my duty to protect you, sweetheart.
01:26:39Well, darling.
01:26:42I don't want to live in a world without you.
01:26:46We're at least together.
01:26:53Okay.
01:26:59Spouse affection levels increased.
01:27:02Rewards issued.
01:27:03RPG, 10.
01:27:04MP5, 1.
01:27:06Ammunition, 5,000 rounds.
01:27:0850 armed guards.
01:27:09Items can be retrieved at any time.
01:27:11Are saved.
01:27:23Let's reload and blow straight to hell.
01:27:27Okay.
01:27:28Okay.
01:27:28You got me.
01:27:29I surrender.
01:27:31Stop shooting.
01:27:33Get your ass out here.
01:27:36Bring your bitches and your supplies.
01:27:39Fine.
01:27:40But guns down first.
01:27:42If you shoot me dead, I can't tell you where the supplies are hidden.
01:27:47All right.
01:27:49You come out nice and slow.
01:27:52No funny business.
01:28:03Surprise, motherfucker.
01:28:14I used to be a lowly scavenger.
01:28:17Now I'm starting an empire at the end of the world.
01:28:24My wives gave me a reason to live.
01:28:27So I live to protect them.
01:28:30Babe.
01:28:31Say these.
01:28:35Baby, here you go.
01:28:39Darling.
01:28:40Don't forget.
01:28:42You're sleeping with me tonight.
01:28:43And don't wander into the wrong room like last time.
01:28:47Honey.
01:28:48Why don't we all shower together tonight?
01:28:51All right, ladies.
01:28:52We'll get some rest.
01:28:53I have a city to run.
01:28:56Your Majesty.
01:28:58Detecting children, human civilization progress, 60%.
01:29:02This is the start of my empire.
01:29:05You ain't seen nothing yet.
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