00:00Doodle Sleaver went to town, rising on a pony.
00:04Doodle stuck a feather in his hat and called it Doodle-rony.
00:10Doodle, what's the rest?
00:13Doodle Sleaver, keep it up.
00:15Doodle Sleaver, go.
00:17Doodle Sleaver, standy.
00:21Doodle Sleaver, keep it up.
00:25And with the golden girls, be handy.
00:30Doodle Sleaver, keep it up.
01:29Doodle Sleaver, keep it up.
01:58Doodle Sleaver, keep it up.
02:21Doodle Sleaver, keep it up.
02:29into his shopping cart and grinned mischievously.
02:32I especially liked the penguins, he thought to himself
02:35as he rolled his cart through the gleaming aisle
02:38of plastic, smiling, bare fruit beverages.
02:41The smiling clerk at the checkout register
02:43glibly asked Doodles how he was doing.
02:46Coach Doodles glibly responded,
02:48I'm fine.
02:49I wish I could say the same, the checkout man replied.
02:53And they both shared a hearty, good laughing time
02:56at this small outburst of wit
02:58from an otherwise vacuous asshole.
03:01Doodles wheeled his purchases out to his tourist wagon
03:04and snickered to himself repeatedly,
03:06I wish I could say the same,
03:08as he pulled out into the merging lanes of motorists
03:11on the Angelflex Expressway.
03:14That checkout guy really cracks me up.
03:49Doodles excitedly pulled out his strawberry wafers
03:52and his crouton melted egg beverage
03:54and sat down to a candlelight dinner.
03:56Boy, was he hungry.
04:00Large warts erupted on Doodles' legs, tongue, and anus,
04:03merging together and then hardening into a tough exterior shell.
04:07His fingers began to merge into a bubbling, crusty fist,
04:11only to harden into the claws of a crustacean.
04:15Goddamn, it's the spontaneous lobster trick,
04:18cried Doodles with effusive glee,
04:20as the white meat of his tail filled his shell like a cock
04:24filling a roach-infested crawl face.
04:26Doodles leapt onto the coffee table
04:28and began rioting in an orgasmic frenzy of Latin madness.
04:31Just try and rain on his parade today.
04:35Ha-ha!
04:36Cha-cha with me Doodles!
04:38Hey!
04:39I said, Cha-cha with me Doodles!
04:42Cha-cha-cha!
04:43My ģ ė¬¼!
04:44Sa-cha-cha!
04:45Padraga!
04:46Unhub!
04:50Unhub!
04:52Unhub!
04:53And my ģ ė¬¼!
04:53Unhub!
04:54I'm likeķ ŠæŠ¾Š½ drain on soybean.
04:58Unhub!
04:59Unhub!
04:59Unhub!
05:00Unhub!
05:01Unhub!
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05:02Unhub!
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