00:02come on dude come on wait sorry man coach said one more d and you're out of here
00:11it's for your own good the hell does he want from me i'm a baseball player not a biologist
00:15i don't know be smarter
00:28prick um you okay living my best life
00:37why
00:40you offer to cheer me up
00:44oh um
00:45oh sorry um um
00:53good luck with everything
01:43hi
01:45i uh i just didn't expect zeke evans the school's sluttiest baseball player to be my new
01:51roommate so
01:54quite the reputation
01:58sorry i uh i didn't mean to
02:00it's okay
02:03you know there's more to me and all that right
02:08like what
02:11we're making me lasagna
02:15um
02:16i'm sorry i don't i don't think that this is going to be a good fit
02:19beggars can't be choosers
02:21what makes you think i'm a beggar
02:25it's the first of the month
02:27just give me a shot all right
02:29move my heads kick me out no hard feelings
02:34but i promise to be a good boy for you
02:46i don't even know bro i don't know i don't do it
02:59zeke quick question um why are you throwing a rager at 2pm on a tuesday
03:07guys you need to get out more
03:09this is a hang it's not a rager
03:13all right go mix that up the keg or something
03:16all right bro
03:21look i failed a bio test okay
03:23thought i'd blow off some steam
03:25okay well i need to work on my portfolio which my mentor just called generic and i'm inspiring
03:30so could you please just
03:32ooh
03:32ooh
03:34what are you
03:36you know what's inspiring
03:38dancing
03:39right
03:40come on
03:44come on
03:45loosen up
03:45you know what i mean
03:46it'll help your art
03:47promise
03:50there you go
03:52there she is
03:53shut up
03:57Zeke
03:59hands off your roommate
04:02go herd your animals
04:03okay
04:05i'm tessa hi
04:08please forgive my man horrible brother
04:10and thank you for housing him he is a mess
04:13i've noticed
04:14he just needs a friend
04:16oh he's got our fangirls and frat boys so
04:19to new friends
04:25oh he's got our fangirls and frat boys so what do you say babe i'll pet you catch
04:49oh um sorry i don't really i don't really play i'm just a fan
05:07not your type
05:08what fabian
05:11who's flirting with you
05:14right
05:14flirting with me that's that's a good one
05:16yeah flirting
05:19are you seriously that inexperienced
05:24no
05:27fine if you must know
05:31i've never even been kissed before so
05:34you've never been kissed
05:36i was always the
05:38the weird art girl
05:43i'd basically need like remedial sex ed
05:50what about a sex tutor
05:54yeah yeah very funny and
05:56and where do you suppose i find one of those
05:58it's not something that you can put up a flyer for
06:08you you're you're funny
06:09it's it's a joke
06:12right
06:13well not to brag but this is kind of my area of expertise right
06:16you know sluttiest baseball player on campus
06:22stop you're
06:24you're being mean and you're you're making fun of me
06:27i'm not no i don't i don't understand why you'd help me then so
06:35well a girl like you clearly makes good grades
06:40i could use a tutor myself
06:43coach said if i fail one more class i'm off the team and that means no more scouts
06:46that means no yankees
06:50you're like the yankees
06:51focus
06:55you tutor me biology i'll tutor you in sex what do you say
07:00so
07:02we'd like
07:04date
07:05no
07:06no strictly educational
07:09no feelings
07:11i'm for fun not forever and that's not exactly boyfriend material
07:14right
07:16okay
07:18let me guess
07:21you want a sweetheart huh
07:23some good romantic guy who's gonna bring you flowers and write you poetry
07:30what's wrong with that
07:32nothing
07:34there's nothing wrong with it you deserve it
07:38you deserve everything you want
07:44that's not me
07:48what do you say
07:49you owe me it's my final and i'll help you find the one
07:56deal
07:59how about
08:01will you seal the deal with
08:04your first kiss
08:24i'll save it for when you're alone
08:28let's go have some fun yeah
08:37first guy to bag the new chick wins the cash
08:40dude that's nasty
08:44zeke you want in
08:45what the hell dude
08:47she's a person not a bet
08:49chill bro
08:50all right we're gonna be doing this girl a favor
08:52can you please not mess shit up with my roommate
08:54she's a big girl
08:55she can handle herself
08:59she's off limits
09:00you hear me
09:02or what
09:03or i'll kick your ass
09:05yeah okay
09:06beat it i got business to take care of
09:09be lucky this is her house
09:13look ignore him
09:15all right
09:15first one to slide home
09:16wins 500 bucks cash
09:22i think that's enough studying for today
09:30so
09:31so
09:31you're gonna be a yankee huh
09:35mm-hmm
09:37well
09:38i should warn you that this
09:41is a dodger home
09:42mm-hmm
09:43dodger home
09:46not anymore
09:49you're not even recruited yet
09:50no
09:51it's coming
09:53you're looking at the best picture in the whole western conference
09:57yeah
09:58that's if you don't funk out
10:00oh
10:01funny
10:04well i did just get this badass new tutor
10:12so
10:14now that we're
10:16alone
10:21so you wanna know how it feels to be kissed
10:41i don't know how
10:48how do i
10:48lesson one
10:51trust yourself
10:53breathe
10:54okay
10:56just
10:58follow what feels good
11:03and don't hold back
11:05beautiful
11:11um
11:13i'm sorry
11:14you uh
11:16you don't have to do this
11:19what
11:24pretend you want me
11:26i'm not pretending
11:29are you sure
11:32what makes you think otherwise
11:38because
11:41in the immortal words of my eighth grade bully
11:46i am a fat loser with
11:48frizzy hair and thunder thighs
11:50so
12:00come with me
12:03want to show you something
12:20uh-uh
12:22eye contact
12:23is how guys know you're into them
12:26i don't like being stared at
12:29they're admiring
12:32look at yourself
12:37what are you doing
12:40putting your eighth grade bully in her place
12:44why am i staring at myself
12:46this is
12:47embarrassing
12:51call it a confidence drill
12:55can i continue
12:57yeah
13:16sorry um
13:18i
13:20i'm not used to this so i
13:22you don't have to apologize
13:23i just want you
13:26to
13:28see yourself as you are
13:31beautiful
13:39lesson three
13:41ask for what you want
13:45can
13:47can
13:47we
13:51will you kiss me
13:53hmm
14:13what
14:13was that
14:15was that bad
14:15did i
14:16did i do it wrong
14:17no
14:18no you
14:22you're natural
14:26really
14:27yeah don't want to get to your head
14:31well
14:32i think that we should
14:34go to bed
14:38already
14:39oh
14:40no
14:40oh my god
14:41not
14:41you and i
14:43not together
14:44separately
14:45in
14:45in our separate beds
14:47cause
14:47not together
14:48that
14:48that would be
14:49crazy
14:51you can if you want
14:54you set the pace
14:55butterfly
15:13get it drunk from seven to three
15:16cold adoption
15:18flash like it's free
15:19we're on a fast ride
15:21we're on a fast ride
