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00:00:06you sure about this i don't know if i'm ready relax little brother would never let anything
00:00:12happen to you it's showtime
00:00:26ladies and gentlemen are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic
00:00:35oh my god it's him it's the master of magic the greatest magician of all time
00:00:41you young lady let's see your true self now i'm gonna need a little help by my
00:00:46lovely assistant eric
00:00:58and now my next volunteer i don't care i said shorten what the hell
00:01:11how are they doing that and now for my final volunteer
00:01:20the most evil man in vegas
00:01:23sure about this he's dangerous
00:01:26but i'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:28ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for mr barry carnegie
00:01:35and who the hell are you get these fuckers out of my way now barry here is a billionaire casino
00:01:41owner
00:01:41who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49are you ready to show me who you truly are you insult me in public you know who i am
00:01:57i can make you disappear
00:01:59okay well we won't test barry so we're gonna test his hotel instead
00:02:10what do you think you're doing we're gonna make barry's casino disappear
00:02:18oh
00:02:24now i already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults
00:02:28the police are already on their way to arrest you you know
00:02:34now
00:02:35now
00:02:35now for my final trick
00:02:40now
00:02:59now
00:03:00now
00:03:00now
00:03:00now
00:03:01now
00:03:08now
00:03:38Yeah
00:03:57Eric, no
00:04:01Relax little brother, but never let anything happen to you
00:04:05Eric, this is all my fault
00:04:08God
00:04:09I need you to do something for me
00:04:11What?
00:04:13I need you to find me
00:04:14Girl we grew up with in the orphanage
00:04:16She's working in magic
00:04:21Help her
00:04:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay? Just hang in there
00:04:30You're gonna be okay
00:04:35Eric
00:04:38Eric
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed
00:04:51If I can't protect my family
00:04:54I'm not worthy of this
00:04:57I'll find Bri
00:04:59And help her
00:05:02But not as the master of magic
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:24Everyone else went home hours ago
00:05:26Show opens this weekend
00:05:28Gotta be prepared
00:05:29Thank you
00:05:30I put every cent I own into this show
00:05:32But if it's a hit I can finally buy the orphanage I grew up in
00:05:37Before it's destroyed
00:05:40Alright
00:05:40Alright, well
00:05:41See ya
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri and she still doesn't recognize me
00:05:53Alright, darling
00:05:54You know the deal
00:05:54There it is
00:05:55There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:05:57Pick the queen, follow the dream
00:05:59There it is, sweetheart
00:06:00What do you say?
00:06:01Hmm?
00:06:01This one
00:06:02Oh
00:06:03That's the queen of hearts for sure
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it too
00:06:05But hey, what do I know?
00:06:06Look at that
00:06:08Oh
00:06:09You know this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll
00:06:12But
00:06:13You know we still gotta come with the payment
00:06:14What do you say, huh?
00:06:18Um
00:06:19I'm sorry
00:06:20I was sure that I had cash on her
00:06:26Looks like trouble
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch
00:06:29You wanna play, you don't wanna pay, right?
00:06:31I'll tell you what
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here
00:06:38Hey, give it back
00:06:39Hey
00:06:39That's important to me
00:06:40Oh, is it? Really? Yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again?
00:06:44Hmm?
00:06:45Maybe you play for those
00:06:46Cute little clothes you got on
00:06:47What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this
00:06:49Let's go
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52Disgusting
00:06:53I'm not doing that
00:06:54You're not doing that
00:06:55You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:07:00What do you say, baby?
00:07:01Start with that pretty little coat you got
00:07:04Pick her
00:07:09Ah, shit
00:07:13Why don't you let me try?
00:07:16Here's the deal
00:07:18I win
00:07:19She gets your bracelet back
00:07:21You win
00:07:23You get my two-headed silver dollar
00:07:28It's priceless
00:07:30Daniel, you should just go
00:07:31Daniel, you should just go
00:07:31These guys are dangerous
00:07:33I got this
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty
00:07:39You got it, hotshot?
00:07:41Let's play
00:07:43You know the deal
00:07:44Follow the queen
00:07:45You get the win
00:07:47You pick the ten of spades
00:07:49Well, your girlfriend knows what to do then
00:07:53You pick
00:07:55You pick
00:07:56You pick
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:57What a loser
00:07:59Should've kept walking, bro
00:08:00Instead of trying being a hero
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:05Absolutely
00:08:06You got it
00:08:22You got it
00:08:24Damn, he got it
00:08:26That's impossible
00:08:29What the?
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch
00:08:34I don't know who the hell you are
00:08:36This bracelet
00:08:37It's mine
00:08:38Well then
00:08:40Why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief
00:08:46You dirty thief
00:08:53Are you looking for this?
00:08:56What the?
00:08:57Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey man, it's all good
00:09:02I was just messing around
00:09:11Yeah
00:09:11Three card Monty
00:09:12It's always a scam
00:09:14I know, I know
00:09:15I just
00:09:17I thought I could crack it
00:09:19But I was screwed
00:09:21So you came along
00:09:25This bracelet
00:09:28Why is it so important to you?
00:09:30It was my childhood best friends
00:09:32Because
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together and
00:09:36Well he
00:09:37He died
00:09:39That's all I have left of him
00:09:45Have a good night, great
00:09:47Hey, wait
00:09:48You just saved me
00:09:50You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:55Nice for dinner
00:09:58That was amazing
00:10:00Uh
00:10:01We should
00:10:02Probably get going
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:07Uh
00:10:07I guess I must have picked it up backstage
00:10:10Bullshit
00:10:11You have training
00:10:12You know, maybe just a little, uh
00:10:16Just light a hand
00:10:20What? You're great
00:10:25You know
00:10:26Mom
00:10:28Your hands saved me today
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me
00:10:34You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me
00:10:35They, uh
00:10:37Say you're welcome
00:10:59Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:11:02Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:11:07Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:11:20I'm not
00:11:21Who do you think I am?
00:11:26Who do you think I am?
00:11:29I'm not
00:11:30Who do you think I am?
00:12:03What did I tell you?
00:12:04I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff.
00:12:07Well, I'm the prop assistant.
00:12:08Just doing my job.
00:12:09No, your job is to clean up dove shit.
00:12:13See this stuff?
00:12:14This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:12:20Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:12:28But you're not a three-star magician, are you?
00:12:32No.
00:12:33No, I'm not.
00:12:35Not since I was 12.
00:12:37After becoming the world's first seven-star magician, the Society of Magicians gave up trying to rank me.
00:12:42Damn right you're not.
00:12:49You're lucky to be even our little prop boy.
00:12:51And to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:13:01What did you do to my deck?
00:13:04Nothing.
00:13:05I was just putting them away.
00:13:07Listen, fool.
00:13:08This is my gold Zephyr deck.
00:13:10The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:13:14Actually, I prefer the Platinum deck.
00:13:16Well, if they're so priceless, maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing them on the table like
00:13:20they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:13:22Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:13:25You're fired!
00:13:29If I lose this job, I won't be able to watch over Brie.
00:13:33I need you to find Brie.
00:13:35Alprin.
00:13:37Yeah, look.
00:13:38I'm sorry.
00:13:38No, it's too late for that now.
00:13:40Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:13:50Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:13:52You're looking better, sir.
00:13:53I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:13:58But let this be a reminder.
00:14:00What we do is dangerous.
00:14:02Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:14:06I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:14:08What?
00:14:08Why?
00:14:09He's careless and cocky.
00:14:10He's a liability.
00:14:11No matter how hot you think he is.
00:14:14I never said that.
00:14:15Mm-hmm.
00:14:16Mr. Kensington, Daniel's been nothing but a professional since he's worked here.
00:14:20Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:25Daniel, is this true?
00:14:26Of course not.
00:14:27Sir, who are you going to believe, a common worker or a three-star magician?
00:14:32Look, Samuel, I've seen his skills.
00:14:35He would never damage a deck.
00:14:37Show them.
00:14:38Show them what you can do.
00:14:45Yeah, Daniel.
00:14:46Let's see it.
00:14:47Show us what you got.
00:14:48Do you even know a single trick?
00:14:50Tell you what.
00:14:51If you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit without damaging it, in 15 seconds, you can keep your
00:14:59job.
00:15:0015 seconds?
00:15:01That's impossible.
00:15:01I don't even know if the Master of Magic could have done it that quick.
00:15:04But, if you can't, I demand, as a three-star magician, that you fire him.
00:15:13Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:15:14I know, but while I disagree with it, Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:15:20But, sir, he...
00:15:21Bree.
00:15:23It's okay.
00:15:2515 seconds.
00:15:28You're on.
00:15:37The idiot.
00:15:38He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:15:41Ready to do this?
00:15:43Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:15:46Aw, the little prop boy has a little trick section.
00:15:49Now, if I win, you're all gonna have to start treating Bree with more respect around here.
00:15:54It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:15:57Bree, look at that.
00:15:59You got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:16:02Fine.
00:16:03Deal.
00:16:03It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:16:0515 seconds.
00:16:07Here.
00:16:08We.
00:16:10Go.
00:16:16What's he doing?
00:16:17What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:16:2010 seconds.
00:16:24Oh, wow.
00:16:25Giving up already?
00:16:26Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:16:28You said he was good.
00:16:30I thought you would at least try.
00:16:33Getting security on the phone to escort you out in 5, 4, 3, 2...
00:17:04Absolutely impossible.
00:17:09How did you do that?
00:17:10There's no way.
00:17:11I don't think I've ever seen anything like this.
00:17:13Nobody but the Master of Magic could have done this.
00:17:19No.
00:17:20No, no, no.
00:17:20You clearly switched out the deck while Bree was distracting us.
00:17:24I knew it.
00:17:25Yeah, of course.
00:17:25Just some amateur trying something stupid.
00:17:27Nothing but a cheap, lazy trick from the hack.
00:17:31Now.
00:17:33We've got a show to prep.
00:17:36Sophie, Eugene, stop gobbling at those cards and let's get to work.
00:17:39Come on.
00:17:43Samuel, you believe you really did it, right?
00:17:45I don't know what to believe.
00:17:49Now.
00:17:50Come on.
00:17:50The show opens in a few days.
00:17:52We need to prep.
00:17:54Oh, you don't have to worry about prepping.
00:18:06This is not going to be a show.
00:18:09Who is this?
00:18:11It's Richard Kim.
00:18:12He produces every other magic show in town.
00:18:15Samuel hates him.
00:18:17Richard, get the hell out of my theater.
00:18:20Your theater?
00:18:22Oh, no, no, my little friend.
00:18:24This is now my theater.
00:18:26What the hell are you talking about?
00:18:28I have a three-year lease with the owner.
00:18:32Which, as of this morning, is me.
00:18:34I bought the theater.
00:18:35Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out.
00:18:44You can't just buy the theater.
00:18:47I'm the biggest show in town.
00:18:49Used to be.
00:18:50You're past your prime.
00:18:51My new show will triple your numbers.
00:18:54The contract can't be canceled.
00:18:55I'll lose everything.
00:18:57If Brie loses this show, the orphanage that I grew up in that saved my life as a child will
00:19:03be destroyed.
00:19:04Hey, we still have a contract.
00:19:05You can't just kick us out.
00:19:06Hey, hey, hey, doll face.
00:19:08How about you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half and let the adults talk?
00:19:13I'm this show's producer.
00:19:15And if you cancel the show, I'll sue you into oblivion.
00:19:18Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater.
00:19:21I'll give you a chance.
00:19:23A head-to-head magical competition.
00:19:25Your old man and his team wins, you keep your contract.
00:19:30My team wins, your contract is terminated.
00:19:33And you go back to doing birthday parties for eight-year-olds.
00:19:37Deal.
00:19:40Mr. Kingsington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against.
00:19:43Great.
00:19:44The competition will be tonight.
00:19:47Tonight?
00:19:48His cast doesn't come off for another week.
00:19:50Not my problem.
00:19:51Hope you have a good backup team.
00:19:59Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for the epic no-holds-barred battle
00:20:04to see who will get this theater and who will be thrown out into the street?
00:20:11Don't worry.
00:20:13We have an ace up our sleeve.
00:20:15Daniel.
00:20:16You gotta be kidding.
00:20:17You're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there.
00:20:20His best trick is probably making a penny up here behind his ear.
00:20:24It's all or nothing for us.
00:20:25All right?
00:20:25Richard Kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl.
00:20:28He's got world-class, real magicians.
00:20:31Yeah, no problem.
00:20:32I'm good enough to take on anyone that Kin sends to us.
00:20:35And now, the challengers.
00:20:38Richard Kin's latest sensation.
00:20:41Matt Von Bjerg!
00:20:55Oh, no.
00:20:57Oh, God, no.
00:20:59What?
00:21:00How did he get Matt Von Buren?
00:21:05He's the youngest magician to have five stars.
00:21:09He's one of the best in the world.
00:21:14That guy?
00:21:16Xavier will wipe a floor with his ass.
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:18Bring him on.
00:21:19Now, for the first act, or should I say miracle,
00:21:24before each magician is a glass of water,
00:21:27the magicians must turn their water into wine
00:21:30in a way that our top judges
00:21:33can't figure out.
00:21:34The magician to stump the most judges
00:21:37wins.
00:21:38Matt Von Buren won the Grand Prix
00:21:40for Close-Up Magic last year.
00:21:42This plays exactly to his strengths.
00:21:44He's way beyond Xavier's league.
00:21:47We're gonna lose.
00:21:54Maybe not.
00:21:56Showtime.
00:22:02Xavier!
00:22:05Xavier!
00:22:07Not you.
00:22:08What?
00:22:19You should go out this round.
00:22:23What?
00:22:24He...
00:22:24He's not even a magician.
00:22:26He's just the guy
00:22:27that cleans up duff shit.
00:22:28Yeah, Xavier's the best of all of us.
00:22:30Yeah.
00:22:30But, girl,
00:22:31I know you have a little crush on the little prop.
00:22:32I believe this is the real magicians.
00:22:34Samuel,
00:22:34you can't seriously be considering this.
00:22:36I mean,
00:22:37that guy is gonna piss himself out there.
00:22:39And the magician
00:22:40from the Kensington team.
00:22:51Maybe he's just the prop assistant.
00:22:54But I need a Hail Mary right now.
00:22:57Daniel.
00:23:05Oh, my God.
00:23:07You're prop boy.
00:23:08You're really gonna put up the help
00:23:10against someone like Matt Van Buren.
00:23:12Don't worry, kid.
00:23:13This will be over real quick.
00:23:15And then you can run back
00:23:16to the shadows where you belong.
00:23:18It's a shame, though,
00:23:19because Matt's just my warm-up act.
00:23:21You'll get beat so bad,
00:23:23you'll never see my big showstopper.
00:23:25Matt Van Buren's just the warm-up act?
00:23:27He's one of the best in the world.
00:23:29They say he might even get a six-star soon.
00:23:31There hasn't been a new six-star magician
00:23:33in over a decade.
00:23:34No, it's obvious what Samuel's doing.
00:23:36Okay, he knows he doesn't have a chance,
00:23:37so he's already looking for excuses.
00:23:39But when he loses,
00:23:40he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try.
00:23:43Boss, this guy is a hack.
00:23:46He's gonna make a fool out of all of us.
00:23:48It's a two-out-of-three competition.
00:23:50We need to judge their strength.
00:23:52Oh, I get it.
00:23:54You see,
00:23:55Samuel sending Daniel out
00:23:56to get slaughtered.
00:23:58And then I come in and save the day.
00:23:59Worth that.
00:24:00He actually thinks he's out there
00:24:01because he has a shot at being a real magician.
00:24:06And you are...
00:24:08Daniel.
00:24:10Just Daniel.
00:24:11Nice coveralls, Daniel.
00:24:14I give my servants the same ones.
00:24:16Enjoy your moment, Just Daniel.
00:24:18This will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for.
00:24:21I can't believe he actually went there
00:24:23as if he was a real magician.
00:24:25He's trying to be embarrassed.
00:24:26It's sad.
00:24:27He really thought that he could hang with the pros?
00:24:29No.
00:24:30You're sure about this?
00:24:32Just trust me.
00:24:37Don't feel too bad.
00:24:38You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:24:42Gentlemen, are you ready?
00:24:44I was born ready.
00:24:46What about you, buddy?
00:24:47You look a little nervous.
00:24:50Maybe you should be.
00:24:53Because I'm about to embarrass
00:24:55the living shit out of you.
00:24:59God.
00:25:00He's frozen with fear.
00:25:02Come on, Daniel.
00:25:03Was it stupid to pick him?
00:25:06Daniel, are you okay?
00:25:09Absolutely.
00:25:10Oh, my God.
00:25:11What a shit show.
00:25:13He's not even prepping it.
00:25:14Hey, newbie.
00:25:15This is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion.
00:25:19I'm good.
00:25:22No.
00:25:24I'm good.
00:25:25That's why I have a five-star magician's amulet
00:25:28and you have what?
00:25:30Cover alls covered in dirt and dove shit.
00:25:34Tell you what, it's not too soon to back out.
00:25:36If you do, I'll give you the honor of having my autograph.
00:25:40Are you ready?
00:25:41Or do you need more time to prepare?
00:25:44No, I don't need more time for this trick.
00:25:49Then first up is Matt Von Buren.
00:25:53Pay attention.
00:25:54This is where you learn to respect your betters.
00:26:11He's finished!
00:26:12Yeah!
00:26:14You're the latest star of the show!
00:26:17That was seamless.
00:26:19Unbelievable.
00:26:20Even I don't know how he did that.
00:26:22There's no way Daniel could do a trick that's even as fraction as good as Matt's.
00:26:29What do you think, judges?
00:26:31Did Matt Von Buren's trick fool you?
00:26:33I have no idea how that was done.
00:26:36If I didn't know any better, I'd say it's a miracle.
00:26:38I'm stumped.
00:26:39Well done.
00:26:40You're three for three.
00:26:41Three, buddy.
00:26:42All right, man.
00:26:43You have stumped our judges.
00:26:47Does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick?
00:26:50Anyone?
00:26:55You have something to say, prop boy.
00:26:58I mean, your trick wasn't bad.
00:27:00I just know exactly how you did it.
00:27:08Sure you do.
00:27:10Please, enlighten us.
00:27:12Tell us all how I did my trick.
00:27:15All in good time.
00:27:16Idiot.
00:27:17Everybody knows that he's lying.
00:27:18Pathetic.
00:27:19Daniel?
00:27:20You're up.
00:27:30What's he doing?
00:27:32He's making a fool out of all of us.
00:27:33Hey there.
00:27:34Looks like your fellow's got some stage fright.
00:27:38This is what happens when you don't respect the craft.
00:27:41You're making a fool out of all of us.
00:27:44I think he can do it.
00:27:46It doesn't matter what you think, okay?
00:27:48You're not one of us.
00:27:50You're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn.
00:27:53If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be in this mess.
00:28:05Looks like you're having some trouble.
00:28:07Here.
00:28:08Why don't you let me help you?
00:28:12Ooh, magic.
00:28:16Switch it now, prop boy.
00:28:18You need to end this.
00:28:20Now.
00:28:22You're...
00:28:25You're right.
00:28:29I swore off my old life.
00:28:40But I can't keep running forever.
00:28:47Ladies and gentlemen.
00:28:50Are you ready for something extraordinary?
00:28:55Now, but first, I'm going to need some help.
00:28:59Bree, could you come here?
00:29:07What is he doing?
00:29:09You've got to be kidding me.
00:29:10This is just sad.
00:29:21You all know magic is an illusion.
00:29:24But still, you hold out hope that one day you'll experience something so incredible
00:29:29you can never explain it in a million years.
00:29:32Well, isn't this like life?
00:29:34See, every day you experience your reality through your senses.
00:29:37But what if you couldn't trust your senses?
00:29:46Wouldn't your reality then just be an illusion?
00:29:52Don't blink.
00:29:53You'll miss it.
00:30:09That's it?
00:30:11Nothing happened.
00:30:12You're supposed to change the water into wine.
00:30:15Hey, Mr. Kensington.
00:30:16I told you, you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up to take my place.
00:30:20You should have respected my ranking.
00:30:21No, I think there's something else going on.
00:30:25Now, I apologize, ladies and gentlemen.
00:30:27I can't seem to complete my transformation.
00:30:30I knew it!
00:30:31This theater is mine!
00:30:34Without one final piece of equipment,
00:30:36which will be coming right about now.
00:30:51What's he doing?
00:30:52He's going to shatter that glass all over the floor.
00:31:03How?
00:31:13Unbelievable.
00:31:14Amazing.
00:31:23Whoa!
00:31:24That was fast.
00:31:25There you go.
00:31:26Okay.
00:31:27My judges.
00:31:29My judgment.
00:31:30That's incredible.
00:31:35The lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce.
00:31:38Really good.
00:31:40I can't believe I'm eating cake.
00:31:41The only person I've ever seen do a trick like this was the master of magic.
00:31:54How is this possible?
00:32:02Now for the critical moment.
00:32:04Judges, what do you think?
00:32:05Do you know how he did it?
00:32:07I have no idea.
00:32:08Not a clue.
00:32:10And you, Jennifer?
00:32:12I'm completely stumped.
00:32:16Well, in the case of a tie, we turn back to the magicians themselves.
00:32:21Daniel, you said earlier you know how Matthew did his trick.
00:32:25Tell us.
00:32:26Yeah.
00:32:28Tell us.
00:32:30He dropped in edible iron fill mix.
00:32:34Then, a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron, ironizing it, turning the water red and giving it the earthy flavors
00:32:42of a wine.
00:32:46That's correct.
00:32:50Amazing!
00:32:50And Matthew, how did Daniel do his trick?
00:32:59I...
00:33:01I don't know.
00:33:02And with that, Daniel wins our first round!
00:33:11I didn't see what you did at all!
00:33:14Look, your health.
00:33:18I need a knife.
00:33:21Let's give him cake.
00:33:23Well done, young man.
00:33:26The only other magician that could have accomplished that transformation was the master of magic.
00:33:35No!
00:33:36No!
00:33:36He didn't transform anything!
00:33:38He didn't even teleport!
00:33:39He must have cheated.
00:33:41There's no way an untrained worker has that much level of skill!
00:33:44Exactly!
00:33:45He probably blocked me all the judges or something.
00:33:50How could you let him beat you?
00:33:51You embarrassed us with your performance.
00:33:53How was I supposed to know he was going to do that with the cup and teleport to the judges?
00:33:56He's that guy.
00:34:01It doesn't matter.
00:34:03Get out of my face.
00:34:04It's time for the real magicians to get to work.
00:34:07You think you've won?
00:34:11You haven't won shit!
00:34:13It's time to bring out my A-team.
00:34:20Kate Barlow!
00:34:29Miss Barlow, thank you for joining us.
00:34:33That's...
00:34:34That's Kate Barlow.
00:34:35She's the FISM world champion in parlor magic.
00:34:38And an actual six-star magician.
00:34:41All right.
00:34:42Who's ready for the headliner?
00:34:47Second round is quick change magic.
00:34:49That's Sophie's specialty.
00:34:50You had your little fun in the first round.
00:34:52But now, watch an actual pro.
00:34:55A real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges.
00:34:58Or cause some fake amateur distractions.
00:35:00A real magician doesn't need to because she has hard-earned skills.
00:35:05Now.
00:35:07Yeah!
00:35:08Get him, Sophie.
00:35:10Always nice to see a fellow female on stage.
00:35:12Too bad I'm gonna crush you.
00:35:14Oh.
00:35:14You think so?
00:35:16Your rank is impressive.
00:35:18But it doesn't scare me.
00:35:19Oh, you think I brought in Miss Barlow just for her rank?
00:35:23You didn't?
00:35:24I brought in Kate Barlow because she was the protégé of the master of magic.
00:35:32He taught me everything he knows.
00:35:35Funny.
00:35:35I don't remember training her.
00:35:39You were trained by the master of magic?
00:35:41Oh, she wasn't just trained by him.
00:35:43He realized that she was better than him.
00:35:46That's why he disappeared.
00:35:48That can't be true, right?
00:35:50Richard wouldn't dare make a claim like that if it wasn't true.
00:35:54So what you're saying is that we have to compete against somebody who's better than the master of magic?
00:35:59Oh, so what?
00:36:00I'll still destroy you.
00:36:01Sophie, shut up.
00:36:04Miss Barlow, it is an honor to compete with a magician of your caliber.
00:36:12I wish I could say the same, but honestly, it's an insult you're even trying to compete.
00:36:19So why are you here?
00:36:21To shatter my teacher's old records and publicly declare myself the new master of magic.
00:36:33Ladies and gentlemen, this next act is even harder than our first.
00:36:38It is all about quick change magic.
00:36:41Transforming outfits as many times as possible in 30 seconds.
00:36:45The world record is 17 changes held by the master of magic.
00:36:56Do you think you can beat that?
00:36:58That's a change every two seconds.
00:37:00There's no way you can beat that.
00:37:01I could beat that in my sleep.
00:37:07Hell, there's not a magic technique in the world that would make that trick possible.
00:37:10Only the master of magic would be able to do that.
00:37:13I know every one of his secrets.
00:37:15Are you saying you're going to break the master of magic's record?
00:37:20Who here would like to see me break the record?
00:37:25Then start the music.
00:37:39One, two, three, standard.
00:37:43Oh my God, her pace.
00:37:45How is she doing?
00:37:48Is she about to break the record?
00:37:49She's about to break the record.
00:37:52This is unreal.
00:37:54This is history.
00:37:57That is 18 changes.
00:37:59Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new world record and possibly a new master of magic.
00:38:06I can't believe she just did that.
00:38:08I've never seen anything like it.
00:38:10The concentration, the skill needed to do something like that.
00:38:14She had to learn it from the master of magic.
00:38:17I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't just seen it with my own eyes.
00:38:20For a second there, I thought she'd actually figure out my technique.
00:38:23But no, she's a fraud like the rest.
00:38:26Sophie, you can beat that, right?
00:38:29I can only manage nine or ten changes, but not 18.
00:38:36Well, are you even going to attempt to compete or do you just want to give me the theater now?
00:38:43No one can do that.
00:38:44We should just give up.
00:38:46Come on, Sophie.
00:38:47There has to be some chance.
00:38:48Okay, you don't know what you're talking about.
00:38:50I can't do that.
00:38:52No one can do that.
00:38:54You're just a dumb girl with money who tried to get into magic, but you don't know anything about magic.
00:38:58Can't you put that guy on stage for Pete's sake?
00:39:01Are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves?
00:39:04Or can I get ready for my first photo shoot as the new master of magic?
00:39:10Come on.
00:39:10One of you at least has to try.
00:39:13I can't lose this contract.
00:39:14I have children that are my responsibility and they will starve.
00:39:18Sophie?
00:39:20Eugene?
00:39:22Sophie?
00:39:23If I had my hand, I would try, but I don't even think I would stand a chance.
00:39:29Well, well.
00:39:30Looks like I won.
00:39:34Sir, are you hiring?
00:39:37Really?
00:39:38You're going to betray your boss right in front of him.
00:39:40Might as well.
00:39:41We can't go down with a sinking ship of losers.
00:39:44Sorry, Samuel.
00:39:45You should not put your faith in a stupid girl who doesn't understand the first thing about magic.
00:39:49It's over.
00:39:50The theater is mine.
00:39:53I failed them.
00:39:55I failed the orphanage.
00:39:59Might as well go with them, Daniel.
00:40:02Hey, watch.
00:40:03Where are you going?
00:40:06What is he doing?
00:40:10We still have a shot.
00:40:12I'm going to take it.
00:40:13Daniel, stop.
00:40:14You can't just go out there and embarrass yourself.
00:40:16I won't let you.
00:40:16I agree.
00:40:17If you trust me.
00:40:22And with the Kensington team giving up, the winners are...
00:40:26Wait.
00:40:30The Kensington team sold us to do their quick change act.
00:40:34That's adorable.
00:40:36Do you even know what a quick change act is, prop boy?
00:40:39I'll manage.
00:40:41Really, Samuel, you're sending out the help again?
00:40:44This loser has no chance of beating Kate.
00:40:46Sir, we tried to warn him, but Samuel just wouldn't.
00:40:50Listen.
00:40:50This worker conned him just like he conned the judges in the last round.
00:40:54Hey, that's not true.
00:40:55The only reason why he's here is because Bree has a little crush on him.
00:40:58That's enough.
00:40:59Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:41:01The producer's amateur boyfriend is trying to save the show.
00:41:05That's really cute.
00:41:06I said that's enough.
00:41:08Daniel, are you ready?
00:41:12Your time starts...
00:41:16now.
00:41:27We're waiting.
00:41:29Look at all these quick changes.
00:41:31He's going so fast, I can't keep track of them.
00:41:34What is he doing?
00:41:35What is he doing?
00:41:36Is he even doing magic?
00:41:37Hey, honey.
00:41:38It doesn't look like magic's your thing.
00:41:41But I'm always hiring boys to do my laundry.
00:41:44What are you doing, boy?
00:41:46Just trust him.
00:41:48He has it under control.
00:41:49Are you kidding me?
00:41:50If he has it under control, I'm freaking Merlin himself.
00:41:54Hey, Bree, you might want to turn around for this one, okay?
00:41:57Your boyfriend is about to reveal himself for the fraud that he truly is.
00:42:01Seriously, get off the stage.
00:42:03You look like a fucking ass.
00:42:06Yo, buddy, you're not getting 18, bro.
00:42:07Knock it off.
00:42:09Daniel, what are you doing?
00:42:11Are you happy?
00:42:12You've embarrassed yourself and wasted my precious time.
00:42:21Time.
00:42:23Time is a funny thing, isn't it?
00:42:25See, we always complain that time goes by too fast.
00:42:28But in moments like these, it's like time...
00:42:31...stand still.
00:42:36Your technique wasn't bad.
00:42:38It just wasn't the master of magic's technique.
00:42:44This is.
00:42:47What's he going to do?
00:42:48I'm trying now.
00:42:53I'm blank.
00:43:04Congratulations.
00:43:05One change in 30 seconds.
00:43:07I win.
00:43:08But you can't call that a competition.
00:43:11What a waste of time.
00:43:12Sophie at least would have had a chance.
00:43:13Well, I think we know who won this contest.
00:43:17You sure about that?
00:43:19I might.
00:43:20What?
00:43:20Oh, my God.
00:43:22Oh, my God.
00:43:23It's wrecked, right?
00:43:2476.
00:43:2576.
00:43:27What the fuck?
00:43:28Oh, my God.
00:43:37How did he do that?
00:43:4077.
00:43:4178.
00:43:51Ladies and gentlemen, we have 78 changes.
00:43:55I can't believe it.
00:43:56It's not possible.
00:43:57It's impossible.
00:44:00It's impossible for mere mortals, but not for the master of magic.
00:44:05Wait.
00:44:07Is he the real master of magic?
00:44:11The misdirect you used.
00:44:14Showmanship.
00:44:15The transformation on a massive scale.
00:44:19Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed the return of a legend.
00:44:22Because this man is the master of magic.
00:44:26Oh, my God.
00:44:30Oh, my God.
00:44:33I knew it.
00:44:34I knew it.
00:44:34What are you doing?
00:44:36Oh, God.
00:44:38I just made an ax of myself in front of the real master of magic.
00:44:45Without question, I believe I see for all three judges to declare that Daniel is the winner of this competition.
00:44:52Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it.
00:44:54Daniel wins the competition.
00:44:58Daniel!
00:44:59Daniel!
00:45:00Daniel!
00:45:01Daniel!
00:45:03Daniel!
00:45:04Daniel!
00:45:05Daniel!
00:45:05Daniel!
00:45:05Daniel!
00:45:06Daniel!
00:45:06Daniel!
00:45:07Please forgive me.
00:45:08I was just so inspired by example growing up that I feel as if you've been with me every step
00:45:13of the way.
00:45:14How dare you lie to me?
00:45:15You swore to me you learned everything from him.
00:45:17You're nothing but a fraud.
00:45:19Get out of here.
00:45:24I've spent the last six years looking for you.
00:45:27I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of magic.
00:45:30Because I know that before you were the master of magic, you were a world-class cat burglar.
00:45:40Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:45:45I'm pulling together an organization to take it.
00:45:48I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:45:52You'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage.
00:45:56Here.
00:45:58A down payment to show you I'm serious.
00:46:01So what do you say?
00:46:03Ready to make some real money?
00:46:07I won both rounds of the competition, didn't I?
00:46:10Well, yes.
00:46:13Then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater.
00:46:15That was the deal.
00:46:17Right.
00:46:18Of course.
00:46:19But what do you think of my offer?
00:46:22What do I think of your offer?
00:46:30Now, why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass?
00:46:34Ugh!
00:46:37That was so good!
00:46:42Wow!
00:46:43Everybody, give it up for the master of magic!
00:46:47Wow!
00:46:50You know, Daniel, when I first saw you, I knew that you were special.
00:46:55Yeah, of course.
00:46:56I mean, even an idiot could see that he was the master of magic.
00:47:00And honestly, I just feel so honored to be standing in the same room as you right now.
00:47:08Wow!
00:47:10You guys are acting like you had his back this whole time.
00:47:12After all the abuse you heaped on him earlier?
00:47:16No, we were just joking!
00:47:18Right?
00:47:19Guys?
00:47:21You're gonna stay with us.
00:47:22Right, Daniel?
00:47:24Yeah, of course he's gonna stay with us.
00:47:26We're just, you know, showing him some love.
00:47:30The three of you, your actions were a disgrace.
00:47:34Disrespecting the greatest magician of all time.
00:47:38I think Daniel should decide what your punishment is.
00:47:42Punishment?
00:47:42Punishment is a very strong word, okay?
00:47:44No, we don't.
00:47:45I don't like that.
00:47:46You know.
00:47:48I do think maybe a little public humiliation will do you three some good.
00:48:01I know, I see it!
00:48:02That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen!
00:48:05Disgusting!
00:48:06What are you doing here for?
00:48:08Go!
00:48:08Just go!
00:48:09We have to go here!
00:48:15So, you're really him?
00:48:19Master of Magic.
00:48:20I don't feel I am worthy to be on the same stage as you.
00:48:25If, um, you want to stay, I'd gladly open for you and give you the marquee performance.
00:48:32But, uh, whether you stay or leave, it's, well, it's completely your decision.
00:48:39So, what do you say?
00:48:43If you knew how I'd let Eric die, you'd hate me.
00:48:48I'm not the master of magic.
00:48:51I'm not the master of magic.
00:48:51That may be true, but nobody else could ever do what you did up here.
00:49:10That bracelet?
00:49:13Could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:49:28hey all this time and i didn't recognize you daniel angier but you're still the same
00:49:35the older brother looking out for the smaller kid anytime eric got hurt he'd come running
00:49:43when i mattered the most i let him down
00:49:50eric knew what he was doing and he was so proud of you the only time you let him down
00:49:57is when you stopped being the master of magic what eric believed in you and your gifts
00:50:05don't let your guilt take that away you're still the master of magic
00:50:11you just have to claim it
00:50:19where'd he go daniel daniel we want an interview in here
00:50:34i could have sworn you went this way you have to be here somewhere
00:50:44you have films
00:50:46ah well that sounds awful
00:50:56you
00:51:24you know
00:51:28eric told me to find you
00:51:33well you knew we'd be good together
00:51:37so
00:51:38are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again
00:51:56this looks way worse than the one we were kids
00:51:59now you see why i was so desperate to get the money
00:52:16what happened to this orphanage
00:52:19good business
00:52:20that's what happened
00:52:29this is barry carnegay
00:52:30he owns the orphanage
00:52:32you're supposed to be in jail
00:52:34ah so you recognize me
00:52:36silly boy
00:52:38jail and laws
00:52:40they're only for the poor i was out in two years
00:52:42and i've already taken back my casino
00:52:45as well as this place
00:52:47it's mine
00:52:48i bought it
00:52:49and i've been using it for child labor
00:52:51to squeeze every dime out of it
00:52:53and funnel it into my casino
00:52:55you're a monster
00:52:57if i'm such a monster
00:52:58why don't you buy the orphanage from me
00:53:00huh
00:53:00oh
00:53:01you can't
00:53:02because you're poor
00:53:03and pathetic
00:53:06see this watch
00:53:07this is worth more than the whole place
00:53:09so
00:53:10you either give me the money
00:53:11for the orphanage
00:53:12or you get the fuck out
00:53:15i'm gonna get it
00:53:16well babe you better get all of it
00:53:18to me by noon
00:53:19tomorrow
00:53:20because that's when the dozers start up
00:53:22we're gonna tear this place apart
00:53:24from my new casino
00:53:27but you can't be serious
00:53:29what about the children
00:53:31miss anderson
00:53:32what is he talking about
00:53:34are we gonna lose our home
00:53:36yeah
00:53:36you are
00:53:38but
00:53:39listen
00:53:41you can stay in my hotel
00:53:43for ten grand a night
00:53:45you got that kind of money kid
00:53:48i didn't think so
00:53:51let's go
00:53:53pay you once
00:53:54millions
00:53:55for this place
00:53:56i mean
00:53:57how am i gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon
00:54:02you'll have your money
00:54:04oh yeah
00:54:07where are you gonna get it
00:54:09tonight
00:54:09the diamond nebula casino
00:54:12will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year
00:54:14i'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars
00:54:18i'm gonna rob your casino
00:54:43i'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory eric
00:54:50oh i see richard got the three links to try to steal the money
00:54:53of top burglars in the world
00:54:56lily
00:54:57system logistics and camera espionage
00:55:02alisa
00:55:03who cracked the kremlin's most secure vault
00:55:05three times
00:55:07anna vita
00:55:09who can seduce anyone with a pulse
00:55:13they're good
00:55:15almost as good as me
00:55:17fortunately
00:55:18i can use that to my advantage
00:55:30so i gather you three are here to rob the diamond nebula vault as well
00:55:39and just what you think you are
00:55:41idiot men with a dead fish
00:55:43and tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer
00:55:46maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit
00:55:49and then snip his manhood off
00:55:52we don't need a knife
00:55:53i'm sure a pair of tweezers would be being up
00:55:58ladies
00:55:59please
00:56:01let's make a deal
00:56:07see if i can help you
00:56:08i take a share of it
00:56:11if i can't
00:56:12i take nothing
00:56:20how did he do that
00:56:23well this is vegas
00:56:25he's probably just some lucky trickster
00:56:27give us a moment
00:56:31there's nobody here
00:56:33maybe he could be our father
00:56:35i like it
00:56:36he's clearly in all these ends
00:56:38it's not like he's a pro and we'd see it come in
00:56:40we could double cross him
00:56:44all right
00:56:45we'll let you help us
00:56:46and we'll even let you in all the cash
00:56:49but
00:56:50you have to prove yourself first
00:56:55i'm listening
00:56:58you see the cart of a deadener boy
00:57:01clear it out
00:57:02bring us the chips
00:57:03you have five minutes
00:57:05do that
00:57:06and we will know that you can be a part of his heist
00:57:08look at him
00:57:10this man child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket
00:57:13first you're going to need a key
00:57:15and you got that
00:57:16a key
00:57:17and then
00:57:20why aren't you writing this down
00:57:22honey
00:57:22you should give up now
00:57:24you're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators
00:57:35he is stupider than i thought
00:57:37he's going in the wrong direction
00:57:39completely unaware of his environment
00:57:41hopeless
00:57:41this whole thing is a waste of time
00:57:44let's just get rid of him
00:57:48is he getting a drink during a haste?
00:57:51oh i am so nervous
00:57:52i need a drink of water
00:57:54he's only going to slow a spell
00:57:55look at him
00:58:01oh
00:58:01are you serious?
00:58:03she's dying
00:58:03i am a klutz and a half
00:58:07i am so sorry here let me just let me help you just wipe
00:58:09no no get off of me man
00:58:11this is garbage
00:58:12sorry
00:58:12yeah garbage
00:58:13he tried a little bump and snatch
00:58:17he could grab the key
00:58:19he's inevitable failure
00:58:21i have seen enough
00:58:27you had your shot and you blew it
00:58:29like the same thief you are
00:58:32now you can go
00:58:33you blew your chance to work with the best in the world guy
00:58:37best in the world huh
00:58:40well then maybe you can tell me how i did this
00:58:55impossible
00:58:56he never even opens a chip card
00:58:58who is this guy?
00:59:00could he be the one playing us?
00:59:02how
00:59:03how did he do that?
00:59:05is this enough proof for you?
00:59:08ladies
00:59:10those chips did not come from the cart
00:59:12no one is that girl
00:59:14he probably already had them on his sleeve
00:59:17that makes sense
00:59:19he's treating this like some little magic show
00:59:21he's clearly an amateur
00:59:22which is good
00:59:23he wouldn't want a double-classy girl
00:59:25he's the perfect dumb taxi
00:59:28all right
00:59:29we'll let you help us
00:59:31but don't get in our way
00:59:36deal
00:59:38okay let's get back to the plan
00:59:40shall we
00:59:41cuatro, cinco, seis
00:59:43I count six guards at the vault
00:59:45all six Slovakian mercenaries
00:59:48sworn to protect that vault with their lives
00:59:51this is child's place
00:59:53easier than rope and a legless mule
00:59:55it's time for a distraction
00:59:58when I walk past those guards
01:00:00they won't be able to take their eyes off
01:00:03your plan is broken
01:00:07what did you just say?
01:00:09I said your plan is broken
01:00:11do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents
01:00:16kings, CEOs, bishops
01:00:18and that perfume that she just sprayed on
01:00:20has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain
01:00:28that's what I thought
01:00:29finally something makes it to that Neanderthal school of you
01:00:33now shut up and watch your professional work
01:00:37look idiot
01:00:38watch your sway
01:00:42it is already starting to hurt
01:00:55her last conquest was the richest man in South America
01:00:59she took him for all he was worth
01:01:01and before then
01:01:03the hitler's monocle
01:01:05so how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:08you'll see for yourself
01:01:09in three
01:01:09two
01:01:13oh my god
01:01:15oh my god
01:01:22oh that scent
01:01:24I get the disease
01:01:25HALT
01:01:28HALT
01:01:29get back to your post
01:01:30what are you doing?
01:01:33damn it
01:01:33the perfume does not work on Vimit
01:01:35it's fine
01:01:36I almost got them away from the vault
01:01:38and that stupid captain means
01:01:40I will try again any real work
01:01:42they do not have time
01:01:43we need a new distraction now
01:01:49what's in him?
01:01:50when he goes to distract the guards
01:01:52they will catch
01:01:52we'll kill two guards with one stomp
01:01:57you go
01:02:00aye aye aye
01:02:01these vortex on our beach
01:02:02can't even try to be sneaky
01:02:03I mean just look at how he walked right up to us earlier
01:02:05exactly
01:02:06he'll get arrested
01:02:08and that will be the big distraction that we need
01:02:10this snotty nose cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight
01:02:14I almost feel sorry for him
01:02:22is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24he's walking right past the guards
01:02:28maybe he's leaving
01:02:29realizing it was too hard for him
01:02:34is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36is he serious?
01:02:38my priceless one-of-a-kind two-faced trick coin
01:02:40it's hard to let go
01:02:42it's hard to save the orphans
01:02:45and do anything
01:02:46he's not even using Zindu slot machines
01:02:49he's gambling with the old ones
01:02:51how is this going to be a distraction?
01:02:52huh?
01:02:53how?
01:02:55this is ridiculous
01:02:56we have to go in
01:02:57he can't even distract the guards
01:02:58he's not even smart enough to be a foul guard
01:03:00my patruma is ready
01:03:01I'm going back
01:03:02no wait
01:03:06I want to see him fail
01:03:07then
01:03:08he will go
01:03:22no way
01:03:26oh my gosh
01:03:28amazing
01:03:28on your first try
01:03:31jackpot
01:03:32how did he do that?
01:03:33oh my goodness
01:03:34he probably just got lucky
01:03:35that's not a real distraction
01:03:48the slot machines are paying out
01:03:59code 11
01:04:00all security personnel to the floor
01:04:02that's impossible
01:04:04why didn't Sam Hill just happen?
01:04:05is he more better than any trap?
01:04:07ladies
01:04:08are we getting played by Kim?
01:04:15no probably just more beginners look
01:04:17right
01:04:18when we need him to take the fall
01:04:19he'll still easily do it
01:04:22he's going in the vault
01:04:23he's trying to get the cash before we do
01:04:31same vault I broke into six years ago
01:04:34to steal the documents
01:04:35that got the owner arrested
01:04:38trying to go in and assault us
01:04:39don't think I want that little smokey here
01:04:41to take a piece out of you
01:04:42if you try to double cross us
01:04:44did your parents ever teach you
01:04:45not to play with those things?
01:04:50what blazes?
01:04:51how did that happen?
01:04:58you were gonna pay for that
01:05:00Dory it'll wash out
01:05:02and I couldn't double cross you if I tried
01:05:07that's right
01:05:07we're too good
01:05:09we are professionals
01:05:10you are just some nobody
01:05:11who thinks a few magic tricks
01:05:13puts you in our league
01:05:13oh whatever
01:05:14step aside
01:05:15we are wasting valuable time
01:05:17it's time for the professionals to work
01:05:23Alisa is the best safe cracker in the world
01:05:26she's cracked into safes
01:05:28at the bank of London
01:05:29the New York Federal Reserve
01:05:30and Fort Knox
01:05:30all in one week
01:05:31can't do that with your little coin trick
01:05:34just as I thought
01:05:35three lockers
01:05:36mechanical combination
01:05:38and a biometric ID reader
01:05:39no wonder only one thief
01:05:41has ever been able to crack this safe
01:05:43yeah
01:05:43me
01:05:45fortunately
01:05:46that one thief
01:05:48was me
01:05:48six years ago
01:05:52is she really trying to take credit
01:05:54for my heist?
01:06:03one down
01:06:04three to go
01:06:10intruder alert
01:06:11false entry detected
01:06:13notifying authorities in 20 seconds
01:06:15meep meep
01:06:16Alisa
01:06:16you triggered the door alarm
01:06:17we have to make it stop
01:06:18just give me a minute
01:06:19we don't have a minute
01:06:20how did you disarm it last time?
01:06:22because it was you who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:24somebody shuts me off
01:06:2611
01:06:27well I'm just saying
01:06:28you've done this before
01:06:29so
01:06:29no problem
01:06:31stop bothering her with your questions
01:06:32and just standing in the corner
01:06:33like a good little boy
01:06:345
01:06:364
01:06:373
01:06:382
01:06:413
01:06:422
01:06:45intruder alert cancelled
01:06:48got it
01:06:50sure you did
01:06:52how was I supposed to know
01:06:53the interior had been modified
01:06:55to lock like an IBV international vault
01:06:57you should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand
01:07:00like I did
01:07:01uh
01:07:02give me another second
01:07:03ladies
01:07:04we don't have another second
01:07:06hold on
01:07:07I'll give it a shot
01:07:09you don't really think you can be fester than me
01:07:11I am the one who cracks the safe
01:07:12not you
01:07:14stop distracting her
01:07:15this is a job for the pros
01:07:17Alisa
01:07:17you got this
01:07:18no
01:07:18she doesn't
01:07:19what are you talking about
01:07:20she won't get it open
01:07:21the place where she's drilling
01:07:23it won't work
01:07:23you do not know what you're talking about
01:07:25you are nothing
01:07:26and you are a nobody
01:07:32hmm
01:07:33got it
01:07:35she won't get it open
01:07:37go back to shoplifting you child
01:07:42what is it
01:07:43what's wrong
01:07:46it's hollow
01:07:48the locking mechanism
01:07:49must be in a different part of the door
01:07:51look the guards almost here
01:07:52I can help
01:07:53I'm fine
01:07:53idiot
01:07:54I almost found it
01:07:55Alisa
01:07:57what
01:07:59maybe we should give him a shot
01:08:01and if he can't open it
01:08:02then we will tackle him
01:08:04and then say that we
01:08:05stopped him from robbing the casino
01:08:10hold yours
01:08:11try not to screw up
01:08:12but they are distracted
01:08:13don't worry
01:08:15we'll be inside the vault
01:08:16in a matter of seconds
01:08:23what the hell are you doing
01:08:24is this idiota
01:08:26trying to pray
01:08:26his way into the vault
01:08:27he's drunk
01:08:28he's been drunk the whole time
01:08:30we're just seeing it now
01:08:31well if he'd stop talking
01:08:32and listen
01:08:33you'd hear the magnets
01:08:34sliding around inside
01:08:35all security personnel
01:08:37we have a computer code 9
01:08:39at the vault
01:08:39thumbs up
01:08:41tickle him
01:08:45power for the magic words
01:08:50open sesame
01:09:00how the hell
01:09:01impossible
01:09:02who are you
01:09:04but if you don't know what I hit
01:09:05ladies
01:09:06I suggest we get in
01:09:16what the fuck
01:09:20god damn
01:09:21there's got to be near a billion in here
01:09:24I am taking a decade long spot dream
01:09:26I am finally going to buy the mention of the kiss pnc
01:09:39bingo
01:09:42just what do you think you're doing
01:09:45just taking my share
01:09:48you think you are so smart
01:09:50did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money
01:09:56we played you the entire time
01:09:58and you didn't even notice
01:10:00you see those cameras
01:10:02they've been recording us the entire time
01:10:05except I put a bug in them to remove all of us from the recording
01:10:08all of us
01:10:10except for you
01:10:11you really thought you could hang with the three links
01:10:14you were just our fault
01:10:15that is what happens when you try to run this city girls
01:10:19enjoy prison
01:10:21Mr. Kim
01:10:22we got it
01:10:23it's safe for you to come in
01:10:28whoa
01:10:29this is more than I even thought
01:10:32Barry is so paranoid
01:10:34he put all his valuables in here
01:10:35come on ladies
01:10:36we can't stand around
01:10:37pack up
01:10:39who's this?
01:10:41oh no one
01:10:41a pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him
01:10:45we had him take the fall
01:10:46he was easy
01:10:47almost a little too easy
01:10:48it's like he wanted us to set him up
01:10:52sorry buddy
01:10:53but you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks
01:10:56I'll remember that next time
01:11:00wait
01:11:01wait I know that voice
01:11:02who
01:11:05who are you
01:11:08you know exactly
01:11:09who I am
01:11:12you stupid broads
01:11:14do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:11:16a wannabe petty thief
01:11:17yeah calm down Mr. Kim
01:11:19he is a nobody
01:11:20he's
01:11:21he's not a nobody
01:11:22he's
01:11:23Richard tranquilo
01:11:24he's just our patsy
01:11:25we had him in our web the entire time
01:11:28he wasn't in your web
01:11:29you were in his
01:11:30you fools
01:11:33please
01:11:34please don't do this
01:11:35let us go
01:11:36relax Richard
01:11:38I can do anything crazy like
01:11:40reactivate the alarms
01:11:42oh thank you
01:11:44because I already have
01:11:48what
01:11:54what kind of idiots are you
01:11:56what kind of idiots are you all
01:11:59you think you can just waltz in here
01:12:01steal my stash
01:12:02no
01:12:03not here
01:12:04not on my turf
01:12:08oh
01:12:08Jesus
01:12:10the three links
01:12:11huh
01:12:11KGB
01:12:13Annie Oakley
01:12:14and Penelope Cruz
01:12:16the world's best cat burglars
01:12:18my pink ass
01:12:20oh god
01:12:21and that's Richard Kim
01:12:23isn't it
01:12:23the geriatric hutster
01:12:25from the Cretaceous period
01:12:27trying to de-extinct your career
01:12:29after that deplorable magic competition
01:12:33and you
01:12:35that mask
01:12:38I know you
01:12:39you're the son of a bitch
01:12:41that got me put away
01:12:42for two years
01:12:43well too bad it didn't stick
01:12:45huh
01:12:46but as I recall
01:12:48I did kill your brother
01:12:50I put him down like a dog
01:12:53I should have put you down that night too
01:12:56tell you what
01:12:57we're gonna finish that job
01:12:59right now
01:13:07well I knew it
01:13:08you never did quite perfect that trick did you
01:13:16that's not my blood
01:13:23you're probably thinking
01:13:24I didn't see how he did that
01:13:27and you know why you didn't
01:13:30you blinked
01:13:31get him
01:13:35sweet
01:13:35you guys brought flowers
01:13:53freeze
01:14:01that's enough
01:14:02that's enough
01:14:08what?
01:14:10how did you do that?
01:14:12last out like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast
01:14:15what the hell happened?
01:14:17why am I tied up?
01:14:18because the real police are on their way
01:14:20and I want to make their job easier on them
01:14:21and
01:14:22oh and
01:14:22don't worry it's just a flesh wound
01:14:24I'm sure you'll go on to live many years
01:14:26in prison
01:14:27now why would I go to prison?
01:14:29you're the thief
01:14:30you're stealing from me
01:14:33it's because you've been using your casino as one big cover
01:14:36as the biggest drug ring in the United States
01:14:38not even your billions can get you out of this
01:14:42because who the hell are you?
01:14:47I'm the master of magic you motherfucker
01:14:51no
01:14:51no
01:14:52no
01:14:52no
01:14:52no
01:14:53no
01:14:53no
01:14:53no
01:14:54no
01:14:54no
01:14:54no
01:14:54no
01:14:54no
01:14:54no
01:15:07we did it Eric
01:15:09untraceable bitcoin cryptocurrency
01:15:11enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage
01:15:13and put those kids through college
01:15:15we did it
01:15:22and the kids just love all the colors of the stained glass windows
01:15:26and
01:15:28the library
01:15:30we get brand new books everyday
01:15:32thank you
01:15:33I still can't understand how you found the money to pay off all those loans
01:15:38you wouldn't believe me if I told you
01:15:41hey
01:15:42hi
01:15:43mommy
01:15:43daddy
01:15:44let's get ice cream for the show
01:15:46yeah
01:15:47ice cream
01:15:48read my mind
01:15:49you're like a little magician
01:15:50okay I guess we'll see you next week
01:15:52always looking forward to it
01:15:54let's go get that ice cream
01:16:01ladies and gentlemen
01:16:03allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the Angier magic team
01:16:08the one
01:16:10the one
01:16:12the only
01:16:12mistress of magic herself
01:16:18Charity Angier
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