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00:00:07Is that Alex? Dang! No wonder he's the top most bangable enlisted three years running. He's so fine.
00:00:15Yeah, rich daddy on the school board, isn't it?
00:00:18Today's a student president election? No chance anyone's beating him.
00:00:23So, who's this new guy I'm up against? Any dirt?
00:00:27Xavier, scholarship kid, geeky. Still fit though. Number two on the bangable list, so right behind you. Bit of a
00:00:36loner?
00:00:37Never heard of him.
00:00:38I told you, don't come home without the cash.
00:00:44Hey, this is St. Mountain High, not a freaking pub.
00:00:51Fine, but you won't outrun this.
00:00:56You okay?
00:01:02Yeah, I'm fine.
00:01:06Not even a thank you?
00:01:09At least tell me your name.
00:01:11It's not important.
00:01:12I'll never look away.
00:01:18That is Xavier Miller.
00:01:21Alright, Xavier.
00:01:23I'll see you at the debate.
00:01:31Alright, let's begin.
00:01:32The football kit budget was inflated two hundred and thirty percent.
00:01:37Money that could have paid for students transport who were working late.
00:01:44Are you accusing my father of corruption?
00:01:46Just stating the facts.
00:01:48Uh, we're gonna take a quick five minute recess.
00:01:54Here's another fact, genius.
00:01:56That extra money was used to help donate to underprivileged kids for new equipment.
00:02:00So, do you see now that you made me look like a fool for absolutely no reason?
00:02:11Oh god, you're welcome.
00:02:16I've had a 10 percent of the time...
00:02:22Oh, baby.
00:02:24And I'm gonna try again.
00:02:25I've lost a chance, yeah.
00:02:28Here we go.
00:02:29Oh, my God.
00:02:34I'm back next to you.
00:02:49What the actual fuck?
00:02:56That was unexpected.
00:02:58Did Alex just kiss that dude?
00:03:01I thought he got a gaze.
00:03:04Hey, you good?
00:03:06I want everything on him.
00:03:08And I mean everything.
00:03:11Yeah.
00:03:24I just sold the damn house.
00:03:29What?
00:03:31You had no right.
00:03:32That's all Mom left us.
00:03:34Where will we live now?
00:03:35You want to see your old man get beaten to death by lung sharks?
00:03:42I need the money.
00:03:44Hey, how about quitting the booze and gambling instead of wrecking our lives?
00:03:578 o'clock tonight's school cafe.
00:04:00Got a proposal that could fix your money issues.
00:04:06I hear you laughing.
00:04:12And I see you smile.
00:04:17You know that you're my everything.
00:04:25I can't do that.
00:04:25Whatever this is, make it quick.
00:04:27When I got your love.
00:04:29I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:04:33I can't do it.
00:04:42What?
00:04:44Are you expecting flowers and chocolates?
00:04:48A contract?
00:04:50Are you seriously trying to hire me as your fake boyfriend?
00:04:54Real romantic, Watson.
00:04:57Call it a mutually beneficial arrangement.
00:05:01You see, you clearly need money.
00:05:05And I need to fix my reputation.
00:05:08And well, dating the School of Scholarship Golden Boy is exactly the image boost I need right now.
00:05:13You investigated me?
00:05:15It's more like damage control.
00:05:18You see, you made me look like a fool in front of the entire school, so now you gotta fix
00:05:23it.
00:05:23If it weren't for the homophobia rumors, taking your poll numbers, would you still want to date a guy?
00:05:31Hell no.
00:05:32No, no, no. You see, this is just business.
00:05:39Duration?
00:05:41Tell the election's over.
00:05:49Keep it professional, Watson.
00:05:54Don't get any ideas.
00:06:00Don't you worry. Feelings aren't on the menu.
00:06:22Let the games begin, boyfriend.
00:06:33No one's watching us. You can drop the act now.
00:06:37You should probably tell your heart rate that. Jumping like crazy in there.
00:06:41Whatever. I'm leaving.
00:06:43Hey, did I say you could leave? We have a frat party to hit.
00:06:48It's time to show off Saint Mountain's new favorite couple.
00:06:58Is this part of the PR system too?
00:07:01Obviously, one accidental kiss is not going to sell this relationship.
00:07:04How is it?
00:07:05Let's make it believable.
00:07:06Hey, look out! It's our star quarterback and his cute nerdy boyfriend!
00:07:13Walks in your leg. You know what that means, right?
00:07:15Penalty round.
00:07:18Let's go!
00:07:20Alright boys, rules are simple. Ice Cube goes mouth to mouth.
00:07:24No hands.
00:07:25No hands allowed. No dropping.
00:07:32Do we really have to do this?
00:07:34Are you scared?
00:07:43Technically, this is not sanitary.
00:07:52You know I haven't got to do this before.
00:07:58Wait a minute.
00:07:59Oh, my God.
00:07:59No hands allowed.
00:08:01Okay.
00:08:01No hands allowed me.
00:08:04I'm scared.
00:08:05It's not much jelly.
00:08:06No hands allowed me.
00:08:13No hands allowed me.
00:08:18Yo, what? That wasn't passing. That was straight up to beating him.
00:08:26Look at Xavier. He's turning into two of tomatoes.
00:08:31What the hell is wrong with you? We need people to buy this, right?
00:08:41What's that?
00:08:43Extra credit homework?
00:08:45Our campaign team thinks we're lacking couples chemistry. Voters aren't convinced.
00:08:52Well...
00:08:53Pro tip, genius. Kissing with your eyes open is a dead giveaway.
00:09:09You just ruined our chemistry reference. Voters want sparks, not stats. And Mark set up that whole live stream thing,
00:09:18so I think it's time to show the world just how in love we are.
00:09:21You didn't think to ask me first?
00:09:25Contract clearly states you do what I say.
00:09:29Oh, why don't you guys get the load of this? A robot boyfriend here is glitching again.
00:09:33What?
00:09:37Hey, it's got you so worked up, huh?
00:09:42You need a shower?
00:09:45Fine. But you're joining me. And Mark's gonna live stream the whole thing. It's time to showcase those acting chops.
00:10:08You might grab me a towel?
00:10:10You didn't think to get one before the strip show?
00:10:13Well, I could walk out naked if you're bright.
00:10:26What?
00:10:28Why so shy all of a sudden?
00:10:30You can have a quick look if you want.
00:10:31Maybe, uh...
00:10:34A little touch?
00:10:36I'm not gonna stop you.
00:10:58By popular demand, you asked. And we answered.
00:11:02Question number one. What was your first impression of each other?
00:11:05He's loud.
00:11:06Seriously.
00:11:06Well, my first impression of him was, who is this mysterious nerd calling me out in front of everybody?
00:11:15It was harsh, I gotta admit, but boy, was it cute.
00:11:19Still loud.
00:11:22Question number two.
00:11:23What's your favorite thing about each other?
00:11:27Um, I don't know.
00:11:29Sense of responsibility, maybe.
00:11:31Thanks.
00:11:32Well, my favorite thing about him will have to be his fingers.
00:11:35Excuse me?
00:11:37Long, elegant, very skillful.
00:11:42Alright, next question.
00:11:44Next question is, who is your most unforgettable kiss?
00:12:06Guys, major problem.
00:12:09Someone leaked the contract?
00:12:10Everyone knows you're faking right now.
00:12:16Oh, my God.
00:12:17Did y'all see this?
00:12:18This had a freaking contract?
00:12:20Yes.
00:12:21I thought they were gold.
00:12:23What a scam.
00:12:28The final debate is in three days.
00:12:30If we don't turn this around fast, you're finished.
00:12:32And I know, Mark.
00:12:33I already got people tracing the hack.
00:12:35Whoever fucking leaked this file is a dead man.
00:12:38Oh, God.
00:12:41Okay, so, what are our options, huh?
00:12:45Everyone's seen the contract by now.
00:12:47There's no denying it.
00:12:50Unless...
00:12:51Unless...
00:12:52It's what?
00:12:58Unless we make it real.
00:13:05Unless we make it real.
00:13:09I don't care if the contract was fake.
00:13:12All I know is at some point, it stopped being pretend to me.
00:13:15I couldn't stand you at first.
00:13:18Typical quarterback.
00:13:20Arrogant.
00:13:21Fully yourself.
00:13:22But then I saw you after practice.
00:13:25Pushing yourself harder than everyone else.
00:13:27And I noticed how you always take the fall for your teammates.
00:13:30And the way you'd look at me in class.
00:13:33Savior, I...
00:13:35Do you honestly think I've been faking this whole time?
00:13:52A hacker broke into your laptop.
00:13:54The whole school is watching his feed right now.
00:14:16I can fake confidence during debates.
00:14:20Smile through press conferences.
00:14:22There's even pretend I care about school traditions that I don't even like.
00:14:25There's no way I could fake this.
00:14:28And yeah, maybe it started as a deal.
00:14:31But...
00:14:32Now...
00:14:34Everything I said was true.
00:14:42Cut!
00:14:46That was perfect.
00:14:49At least the votes won't go down now.
00:14:51I've done my bit.
00:14:54Hey.
00:14:59Just doing what we agreed.
00:15:02But...
00:15:03Seeing you hurt...
00:15:04Is never part of the deal.
00:15:10I owe you, Xavier.
00:15:12And listen, um...
00:15:14Whatever happens with the election, I just...
00:15:16It's nothing.
00:15:18Just stick into the script.
00:15:19Right?
00:15:21You sure that's all it is?
00:15:24You sure there's no...
00:15:25Hidden feelings creeping up?
00:15:27God, you never stop.
00:15:29I hate you.
00:15:31Dead end on the hacker.
00:15:32Whoever it was, was bouncing off of multiple VPNs.
00:15:36Great.
00:15:37So, you're dealing with a pro.
00:15:39Listen.
00:15:40Everybody is going to be watching your every move.
00:15:43Okay?
00:15:43Every look, every moment...
00:15:45Has to be authentic.
00:15:48We got this.
00:15:49Right?
00:15:55Ah, shit.
00:15:57I left my football gear at home.
00:15:59My school paper shoots tomorrow.
00:16:02You want to come with?
00:16:04Sure.
00:16:05Because I've got nothing else to do.
00:16:07Come on.
00:16:13Okay.
00:16:14Something is definitely going on between those two.
00:16:25Whoa.
00:16:27This is your average family home?
00:16:29It's my father's place.
00:16:30Not mine.
00:16:31Meaning?
00:16:33Meaning I have an older half-brother and a dad who's super big on competition.
00:16:38So, if I want any part of this family fortune, then I have to beat him.
00:16:46Winning that election, it's the first step.
00:16:50Keep your family drama to yourself, or not your therapist.
00:16:55You serious?
00:16:57I thought you were the one who wanted to make this look believable.
00:17:00Fine.
00:17:01I'll keep your sad, rich boy drama in mind.
00:17:04Shut up.
00:17:05Shut up.
00:17:06Come on.
00:17:08All right.
00:17:09Well, I need to go grab my jersey, but why don't you read a book or something?
00:17:23Well, well.
00:17:25I didn't expect to see you here.
00:17:28I'm sorry.
00:17:29I'm sorry.
00:17:29Do I know you?
00:17:32You must be Xavier, the famous boyfriend.
00:17:38And you are?
00:17:39I'm Noah, Alex's older brother.
00:17:44Ouch.
00:17:46Cold reception.
00:17:48So, has Alex's fiancé met you yet?
00:17:52Fiancé?
00:17:54Oh.
00:17:55Did he leave out that little detail?
00:17:59This whole fake boyfriend thing.
00:18:01He's done it before.
00:18:02Left quite the trail of broken hearts.
00:18:05What are you implying?
00:18:08Alex doesn't date guys.
00:18:10You'll only get yourself hurt.
00:18:13You deserve to be with someone better.
00:18:16Someone like me.
00:18:17Are you insane?
00:18:19I'm just gay.
00:18:21An observance.
00:18:24Let's not pretend that you're straight two now, sweetheart.
00:18:32Get off.
00:18:33I'm not.
00:18:33Then why are you shaking?
00:18:35You're seriously messed up.
00:18:37Takes one to know one.
00:18:39You can't lie to yourself forever.
00:18:42Alex can offer you fame, money, all the shiny things in life.
00:18:46But I can offer you something you never could.
00:18:49Something real.
00:18:52Get off.
00:18:53What the fuck are you doing?
00:18:56Excellent timing, little brother.
00:18:59You stay the hell away from me.
00:19:02You hear me?
00:19:08Relax, babe.
00:19:10It's just some friendly competition.
00:19:13I'll be seeing you real soon.
00:19:16I can feel it.
00:19:19Asshole.
00:19:20It's okay.
00:19:25Look, don't believe a word he says.
00:19:28Noah thrives on chaos.
00:19:30Including the part about your fiancé?
00:19:34Look, that's just an arranged thing.
00:19:36Okay?
00:19:37My dad's idea.
00:19:38I honestly don't even know her.
00:19:39You don't owe me an explanation, Alex.
00:19:43I'm just a part of your PR stunt, right?
00:19:47Is that really all this is to him?
00:19:50Right.
00:19:51Yeah, you're absolutely right.
00:19:55I'm heading back.
00:19:57No.
00:19:58Why don't you just stay here?
00:20:00The guest room's open.
00:20:02I don't usually stay the night.
00:20:05Alright, then let me drive you.
00:20:13Hello.
00:20:14Congrats, kid.
00:20:15You're officially homeless.
00:20:17Don't bother coming back.
00:20:19You're on your own now.
00:20:24I guess I might take you up on that offer.
00:20:27Best decision you're going to make tonight.
00:20:29Now, let me show you to your room.
00:20:32Or mine if you prefer.
00:20:41You know, I, uh, always dreamt of going pro in the NFL.
00:20:46I'm not surprised.
00:20:48You're football crazy.
00:20:50Yeah.
00:20:51I was a quarterback.
00:20:53Even one state.
00:20:55My dad, he had other plans for me.
00:21:00Said he wouldn't have a Watson-waste-his-future throwing a ball around.
00:21:09So, I became the perfect son.
00:21:13Got straight A's.
00:21:14I was a student body president.
00:21:17Anything in hopes that he let me play football again.
00:21:25Now your turn.
00:21:27Secret for secret.
00:21:29You've already seen enough.
00:21:30My father's a gambler.
00:21:33Family's a mess.
00:21:35There's nothing left to tell.
00:21:37See, I don't buy it.
00:21:39I think you have a bigger secret to tell, but you're just too scared to say it out loud.
00:21:50Tell me.
00:21:51It'll be our little secret.
00:21:54It's running circles through my mind.
00:22:06I want to be the only one you tell.
00:22:08Let's not pretend that you're straight T now, sweetheart.
00:22:11You're wasted.
00:22:12Sleep it off.
00:22:14I'm taking a shower.
00:22:26I didn't pay you for a cuddler.
00:22:34Alex doesn't date guys.
00:22:37You'll only get yourself hurt.
00:22:42The real secret is,
00:22:44I fell for someone I wasn't supposed to.
00:22:53Alex.
00:22:54Don't leave.
00:22:55We really shouldn't.
00:22:59Stay.
00:23:01Please.
00:23:15I know your little secret.
00:23:20What secret?
00:23:23It's about me.
00:23:25Isn't it?
00:23:35Isn't it?
00:23:36Alex.
00:23:39Tell me.
00:23:42Everything.
00:23:54It was just a dream.
00:24:03Don't go.
00:24:04Alex, let go. Stay.
00:24:22Alex?
00:24:38Since when did you become Mr. Homemaker?
00:24:40I'd impress you somehow, right?
00:24:42And what better way to do that than a nice breakfast?
00:25:09So check it out.
00:25:10Chef Alex's world-famous grilled cheese.
00:25:13Michelin star pending.
00:25:16Did it survive a crime scene?
00:25:18Hey, hey, hey, I'll have you know that I ate sandwich making at summer camp, okay?
00:25:27Oh.
00:25:29Okay.
00:25:31Fine.
00:25:32Tastes a lot better than it looks.
00:25:33There we go.
00:25:35Am I boyfriend material or what?
00:25:47Alex doesn't date guys.
00:25:49You okay?
00:25:51Drop the act, Alex.
00:25:52There's no one even around to impress.
00:25:55What's that supposed to mean?
00:26:01Forget it.
00:26:02I'm heading to the library.
00:26:04Xavier.
00:26:05Wait.
00:26:06You barely touched your grilled cheese!
00:26:13Come on.
00:26:15Damn it!
00:26:25Oh.
00:26:26You're John's kid, right?
00:26:29Your dad owes me a lot of money.
00:26:32He sold the house.
00:26:33The debt should be cleared.
00:26:35But he didn't pay me a single cent.
00:26:38Shit.
00:26:39How deep is this old bastard anyway?
00:26:41You're his kid.
00:26:43So either you settled his debt, or I start taking pieces.
00:26:47It's between you and him.
00:26:48Please, just leave me out of it.
00:26:57Nah.
00:26:59You're definitely involved in it now.
00:27:19Back off, asshole.
00:27:21Who the fuck?
00:27:39You touch him again, you're dead.
00:27:45Two grand, two days.
00:27:50Where old man's missing a kidney.
00:27:59Alex.
00:28:02You okay?
00:28:03No.
00:28:04Are you?
00:28:06Look at your face.
00:28:10You idiot.
00:28:11Why would you do that?
00:28:13Alright.
00:28:13Maybe I went a little bit overboard.
00:28:18We need to go to the hospital.
00:28:20I'm sorry.
00:28:21I'm sorry.
00:28:24You've got an old injury, and now you've seriously torn the ligaments.
00:28:28You're out for the rest of the season.
00:28:30If you push it, you might never step on the field again.
00:28:38I've ruined your entire future.
00:28:40Your entire dream.
00:28:44Football is my dream.
00:28:45You're what I really want.
00:28:48You are insane.
00:28:52Well, since this is technically your fault, you definitely owe me.
00:28:57Then what exactly do you want?
00:29:00Move in with me.
00:29:01Be my personal nurse.
00:29:08Fine.
00:29:09I guess it's the least I can do.
00:29:15Now feed me.
00:29:17Absolutely not.
00:29:23Alright.
00:29:25Just one bite.
00:29:28And here begins your life as my caretaker.
00:29:47Ah!
00:29:49You bite now?
00:29:50You started it.
00:29:52Maybe I'll have to finish it.
00:29:54Won't I?
00:29:58Ahem.
00:29:59Remember?
00:30:00No strenuous activity.
00:30:03Especially involving your arm.
00:30:05But what if Xavier's on top?
00:30:09Kids these days.
00:30:12You are impossible.
00:30:14It's a love story, babe.
00:30:16I'm just staying in character.
00:30:21Fine.
00:30:22If that's what it takes.
00:30:23Yes.
00:30:25Welcome home, babe.
00:30:31Ow!
00:30:33Look, I have one arm.
00:30:34The floors are all wet.
00:30:36This is a potential drowning hazard.
00:30:38Can I get a little help?
00:30:40Nice try.
00:30:41You'll manage.
00:30:49Xavier!
00:30:51Help!
00:30:51I slipped!
00:30:54You are unbelievable.
00:30:57Unbelievably sexy, maybe.
00:31:09Stop it.
00:31:10Put your clothes on.
00:31:12Are you blushing?
00:31:14I am not.
00:31:15Oh, sure.
00:31:22Hold this.
00:31:24Now hold that.
00:31:26And if it drops, then...
00:31:27That must mean you want me.
00:31:30You're insane.
00:31:30Maybe.
00:31:42You can start here.
00:31:48Whoa.
00:31:50Careful.
00:31:51My skin's more sensitive than my reputation.
00:31:56Shut up.
00:31:58Shut up.
00:32:42Bath time is couple time, right?
00:32:44Do you think this is funny?
00:32:46Just lighten up.
00:32:47I'm just joking.
00:32:49Am I just a punchline to you?
00:32:51A prop for your campaign?
00:32:53I stuck around because I cared about you.
00:32:56And this is how you treat me?
00:33:07Did I overreact?
00:33:14I'm sorry.
00:33:18Okay, but...
00:33:20What if I actually fell in love with you?
00:33:39I thought that I hated you, but it turns out I just hated how much I wanted you.
00:33:50Let the games begin, boyfriend.
00:33:55No one's watching us.
00:33:57You can drop the act now.
00:34:02At first, I just wanted the rumors to stop.
00:34:06And signing that contract felt like my only choice.
00:34:14Unless we make it real.
00:34:19And then when everything fell apart, I was losing the election.
00:34:27You stepped in.
00:34:32You saved me.
00:34:34And you didn't have to.
00:34:44When I saw him that close to you, it hurt more than losing the election ever could.
00:34:57You did.
00:34:58So...
00:34:58So...
00:34:59Would you consider making this real with me?
00:35:12I forget what I said earlier. I just...
00:35:23Are you sure?
00:35:39You're driving me crazy.
00:35:42Stop pretending like it isn't happening.
00:36:02You gotta have a real job.
00:36:07I'm gonna be doing a business plan.
00:36:07Can't you come here, baby?
00:36:07It can't…
00:36:38Good morning, Sleeping Beauty.
00:36:42Did I catch you stealing kisses again?
00:36:44You know that's a serious crime, right?
00:36:47Guess you'll have to arrest me, officer.
00:36:54You are way too addictive.
00:36:58I might need rehab.
00:37:01Sorry, no cam do.
00:37:04You've got a campaign to salvage.
00:37:06Interviews lined up.
00:37:08And you're currently wearing exactly zero clothes.
00:37:16Sounds like you prefer me fully dressed.
00:37:20Disappointing.
00:37:20I prefer you elected, actually.
00:37:38Dude, your poll numbers shot up after that speech. Look at this.
00:37:42You're like a senior year Tom Holland. Charismatic, relatable, and still sexy enough for thirst edits.
00:37:48So, you're saying my chances are good again.
00:37:52Dude, you're literally back to number one. Look at this.
00:37:55I mean, all positive comments, too.
00:37:57But seriously, how did you pull this off?
00:38:00Xavier was against this whole thing from the start.
00:38:02Now he's editing your speeches, organizing your life.
00:38:06Maybe it's because we're actually together now.
00:38:09Right, I was gonna say he's acting more like your mom, but yeah.
00:38:13Whatever works.
00:38:15Man, what kind of witchcraft did you have to pull to get Sheldon Cooper to big date you?
00:38:24I didn't lose anything. I literally just fell for him.
00:38:35I caught feelings for him. That's all it is.
00:38:38Wow, so you and him started fake and then it got real.
00:38:46Dude, he's Xavier Miller. He's like an AI bot with a built-in firewall. Totally unreadable.
00:38:52Nah, it's just surface code. He's gotta dig a little deeper.
00:38:58Listen man, all I'm saying is it makes a lot more sense for him to be using you for something
00:39:04here.
00:39:05Using me for what exactly?
00:39:08Don't forget, he was your biggest competition.
00:39:12Okay, what if this is a long con and he's gonna flip on you at the end?
00:39:15Look, nobody's that good at faking it. I trust him.
00:39:27Hey babe, we were just talking about you.
00:39:36Oh god, it's actually real.
00:39:49Are you job hunting?
00:39:51See, I said you didn't have to pay me back.
00:39:54Thought I made that clear.
00:39:56I know you don't have to think about this kind of stuff, but I do.
00:39:59I'm just planning ahead. Figuring things out for myself.
00:40:06Well, the only thing we have to figure out right now is how to get some sleep.
00:40:24Seriously, can you ever just sleep like a normal person?
00:40:27Normal's boring. Not one of a kind.
00:40:31You're crushing me. Move.
00:40:34Make me.
00:40:36Hey, stop.
00:40:41Stop.
00:40:42Stop.
00:40:45Fine.
00:40:57Hey, I just wrapped up at practice. Thought I could swing by and pick you up.
00:41:00Could ride home together.
00:41:02Swing by? You're half the city away.
00:41:05Okay, fine. You got me. Maybe I miss you. And also, I'm starving and only your pasta's gonna hit the
00:41:12spot.
00:41:14I'm actually tempted to clock out right now.
00:41:18Oh, customer. See you tonight?
00:41:23Welcome. What can I get you?
00:41:25Black coffee, no sugar, and a little bit of you.
00:41:30What are you doing here?
00:41:31I just had some business, but I couldn't help but drop in.
00:41:36Black coffee, no sugar, coming up.
00:41:42Oh, and by the way, did you hear the news? Alex is planning on dumping your ass.
00:41:47Excuse me?
00:41:49Daddy's had it all arranged. Alex's fiance flies in next week.
00:41:53Apparently, he needs you out of the picture.
00:42:02Enjoy.
00:42:09Call me any time, sexy.
00:42:24Just who we need it right now.
00:42:30Hey, I just saw Noah leaving.
00:42:32Is he bothering you again?
00:42:34Same old. Just stirring the pot.
00:42:36Though he did mention your fiance's flying in next week.
00:42:40Oh.
00:42:43So it's true.
00:42:45I was gonna tell you once things were sorted, but I just didn't want to stress you out, you know?
00:42:50Oh, cool. So I'm just some fragile thing you need to protect?
00:42:53No, I barely even know her.
00:42:55She's just some random girl my dad set me up with.
00:42:58Then why hide it?
00:42:59What's the point?
00:43:05I was scared of losing you.
00:43:09But we could go all in.
00:43:12Let's get out of here.
00:43:14So we're okay?
00:43:15No.
00:43:17But, we still have roles to play.
00:43:22And right now, I need to get my boyfriend costume.
00:43:26We still have stories that the time just isn't right.
00:43:29You park the car.
00:43:30I'll go in first.
00:43:31Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:33Where's my goodbye kiss?
00:43:45I have an appointment.
00:43:47A friend booked it for me.
00:43:49Appointments have to be confirmed by the client directly.
00:43:52And, no offense, but you don't exactly fit our typical clientele.
00:44:01So judgy.
00:44:03Eesh.
00:44:04Miss Brown.
00:44:05Delightful to see you today.
00:44:07How can I help you?
00:44:08You're Alex's friend, right?
00:44:10Yeah.
00:44:15Serve him.
00:44:16But he doesn't over-
00:44:18Do you want to lose your job?
00:44:19I thought we saw.
00:44:22Thanks.
00:44:23You wouldn't happen to be a friend of Alex's too?
00:44:33He wouldn't be thanking me if he knew.
00:44:35I was Alex's fiancee.
00:44:38Something like that.
00:44:40I'm Laura.
00:44:42I'll see you.
00:44:54Mr. Watson.
00:44:55Pleasure to see you.
00:44:57Can I interest you in our latest collection?
00:44:58Well, actually I'm shopping for my boyfriend here.
00:45:02Do you really have to announce it to everyone?
00:45:04I can tweet it out if you'd like.
00:45:09Absolutely delighted to assist you both today.
00:45:12This way, please.
00:45:16Now, the first step to looking like you have your shit together?
00:45:20A suit that actually fits.
00:45:24And this one will fit you perfectly.
00:45:27Go on.
00:45:29Try it on.
00:45:30Why do I need a suit when you're the one running for student body president?
00:45:33Well, you see.
00:45:35We both are.
00:45:46Savile row cut.
00:45:49Flawless.
00:45:50And now, the perfect pair of kicks to tie it all together.
00:46:08You don't have to do this.
00:46:10But I want to.
00:46:13Because you're worth it.
00:46:19Alright.
00:46:20Looking good.
00:46:22It does need a touch more tailoring though.
00:46:31Alright, let's get this jacket off.
00:46:32Hey, wait.
00:46:33What are you doing?
00:46:35Relax.
00:46:36Okay, I'm not gonna bite.
00:46:37Unless you want me to.
00:46:41I'm just measuring.
00:46:56Wow.
00:46:5828 inch waist, huh?
00:47:01Looks like someone needs some carbs in their life.
00:47:05Hey.
00:47:07I'm still mad at you.
00:47:11Maybe I'll just have to kiss you until you forgive me.
00:47:18Mr. Watson.
00:47:20Your suit. It's ready.
00:47:23Yeah, just leave it outside.
00:47:31Hey.
00:47:32Don't we clean up nice, huh?
00:47:38Smile.
00:48:04Hey, Mark. What's up?
00:48:06Emergency. Get to the school right now.
00:48:08Things just blew up.
00:48:16Finally, come here.
00:48:20Did someone leak the contract again or something?
00:48:22No, worse.
00:48:24We have a new opponent and she's rising fast.
00:48:27We have to do something.
00:48:29Wait, wait, wait. She?
00:48:30Yeah.
00:48:32Laura Brown.
00:48:33You know, the daughter of crime family billionaire Walter Brown.
00:48:38Laura.
00:48:41You know Laura, too?
00:48:43At the tailor shop. She acted like she knew you.
00:48:45She does.
00:48:47She's my fiancee.
00:48:51Fiancee?
00:48:51When the hell were you gonna tell us about that?
00:48:53Look, it was just an arranged thing from my dad.
00:48:56I honestly barely know her.
00:49:00Okay, well, she knows plenty about you two.
00:49:03She's charming the hell out of everyone.
00:49:05Your numbers are dropping. Fast.
00:49:08I mean, this can't just be a coincidence.
00:49:11Exactly.
00:49:12She's here for a reason and that's not to win some election.
00:49:17This just became personal.
00:49:22If people find out about this engagement, it's game over.
00:49:26She'll win by a mile.
00:49:27Unless we find a crack in her game.
00:49:30There's no time.
00:49:32I can handle her.
00:49:35Sounds exciting.
00:49:39Why are you doing this?
00:49:41Maybe it's because you have a secret boyfriend?
00:49:44As far as I'm concerned, our parents set us up on one date.
00:49:48Nothing more.
00:49:49Sure you don't want to give me another shot?
00:49:51I'm way more interesting than him.
00:49:53If you want a fair fight, then fine.
00:49:57But play dirty again.
00:49:59I won't be so polite.
00:50:04Big words.
00:50:05We'll see how long that confidence lasts.
00:50:13Get out.
00:50:15You're not welcome here.
00:50:16Relax.
00:50:17I'm just here to chat.
00:50:18You said you want to get into Princeton, right?
00:50:20Lifelong dream?
00:50:21Well, this is signed by the Vice President.
00:50:24Guaranteed entry.
00:50:27Are you bribing me?
00:50:29I figured you'd say that.
00:50:31But my father doesn't take no, well, when your dad, poor John, he owes a lot of people money.
00:50:38People who don't take kindly to being ignored.
00:50:41Keep my father out of this.
00:50:43Then don't force me to call in favors.
00:50:46Relax.
00:50:46I'm not stealing your boyfriend.
00:50:48I'm just showing you a better future.
00:50:51Love is overrated anyway.
00:50:54Maybe to you.
00:50:56And for Alex, too.
00:50:58Oh, has he wished you a happy birthday yet?
00:51:08Need a ride?
00:51:09Just cost you a water bottle out the trunk.
00:51:12He doesn't even know it's my birthday.
00:51:14Fine.
00:51:27Happy birthday, babe.
00:51:34You can finally type the letter M without your laptop imploding.
00:51:39Thank you, Alex.
00:51:43Now hop in.
00:51:45Something else I want to show you.
00:51:58This is nice.
00:52:01Yes, it is.
00:52:04And I know you're not too big on surprises, but I just couldn't resist.
00:52:10I don't mind them.
00:52:12If they're from you.
00:52:14And listen, I'm not really a romantic.
00:52:18You know, I'm not going to be outside your window with a violin and flowers or writing you poetry.
00:52:23You bought me a laptop?
00:52:25Pretty romantic.
00:52:27And practical.
00:52:29Okay, look.
00:52:30The point is, whatever this is, I mean, us, all in.
00:52:37For real.
00:52:39I don't need violin serenades or poetry.
00:52:44I just need you.
00:52:45Oops.
00:52:48So...
00:52:49So.
00:52:53So.
00:52:53So.
00:52:56So.
00:52:58Yeah, you got me.
00:53:16Let's go back to yours.
00:53:18Let's go.
00:53:27What would you do if I got up and left right now?
00:53:29I'd probably cry like an idiot.
00:53:32Don't even think about it.
00:53:50You know that thing was supposed to help you ace exams, not interrupt morning cuddles.
00:53:56I tracked the truth under account that leaked our contract.
00:53:58Someone local.
00:54:01Then it must be someone at school, right?
00:54:04Did you find anything else?
00:54:07They accidentally switched their webcam on.
00:54:10Laura.
00:54:16She's breaking all sorts of privacy laws.
00:54:19We should expose her.
00:54:20But if we do that, then she'll twist it and make us look like bullies.
00:54:23What else can we do?
00:54:24If people find out about our engagement, then they're gonna take her side.
00:54:27I mean, it is true, I'm engaged.
00:54:30Then what?
00:54:32I might have something.
00:54:33Why don't we try making some viral couples TikToks?
00:54:37You know, wholesome stuff, charity angle.
00:54:40Tends to work.
00:54:43Fine.
00:54:44Let's do it.
00:54:57You did that on purpose.
00:54:58You bet I did.
00:55:16Cut.
00:55:18That's perfect.
00:55:21Next up, book donations for underprivileged kids.
00:55:24I'm here with viral campus couple, Xavier Miller and Alex Watson.
00:55:29Welcome.
00:55:30Hey everyone.
00:55:31Happy to be here.
00:55:32Let's see, first question blowing up the chat.
00:55:34What made you guys pick this project?
00:55:37Growing up, books were my only escape.
00:55:39Reading helped me get through some tough times.
00:55:41It's important for me to pass that on.
00:55:43Yeah, it's like the one thing we never fight about either.
00:55:47Hey, I'm Alex's friend.
00:55:50Quick question from the comments.
00:55:52Since you both are queer,
00:55:54thoughts on gay guys marrying girls?
00:55:56Is it just doing what you gotta do or is there more to it?
00:56:04Guys, if someone has a secret boyfriend and a fiancé at the same time,
00:56:09who's the real side piece?
00:56:12Uh, that's a good question.
00:56:15You know, maybe there's more to that than people think.
00:56:22What's worse?
00:56:23Someone keeping secrets or someone leaking it anonymously?
00:56:27Touché.
00:56:28Okay, alright guys, back on track.
00:56:30Um, Xavier, did you have a favorite book as a kid?
00:56:35Ta-ta.
00:56:36Uh, The Hobbit.
00:56:38I always wanted my own little cozy Hobbit hole.
00:56:42What the hell is wrong with you?
00:56:46Are you trying to ruin my-
00:56:58Are you out of your mind?
00:57:00I'm your fiancé.
00:57:01It's just one little kiss, what's the big deal?
00:57:04Oh, come on, Laura.
00:57:05You and I both know that engagement would never happen.
00:57:08Using a fake relationship just to win votes?
00:57:10That's pathetic, even for you.
00:57:12Xavier and I don't need your approval.
00:57:14And if you threaten him one more time behind my back,
00:57:17it won't end well.
00:57:19Oh, you found out?
00:57:20Good.
00:57:21Maybe you'll keep it better at him the next time.
00:57:23Things might get uglier.
00:57:25What do you want from me?
00:57:30Everything I'm entitled to.
00:57:35Xavier, get to the shop right now!
00:57:41Why? What's wrong?
00:57:45Fuck my life, man.
00:57:52Hey!
00:57:53What are you looking at?
00:57:54Get out of here!
00:57:56Hey!
00:57:57You gotta go, man.
00:57:58No, I don't.
00:57:59No, you have to leave.
00:58:00Call my son.
00:58:01Call my son, man.
00:58:03He threatened to shatter all the windows if you didn't show.
00:58:06Turn all the customers away.
00:58:07I'm so sorry.
00:58:08I can handle it if you just-
00:58:10Man, I can't keep dealing with this.
00:58:12Next time this happens, you're fired.
00:58:17What do you want?
00:58:18Call your rich boyfriend.
00:58:21What's his name?
00:58:22Alex?
00:58:23Tell him to pay up.
00:58:26Daddy needs a bailout.
00:58:28You sold the house Mom left us.
00:58:30You abandoned me, and now you want a bailout?
00:58:34You filthy little bastard, sleeping around with men, humiliating our family name.
00:58:43I should have sold you off when I had the chance.
00:58:47Next time I see you, I'll make sure the syndicate knows exactly where you are.
00:58:56Ungrateful brat.
00:58:58Think you're above me now just cause you got yourself a rich boyfriend?
00:59:05Finally found you, old man.
00:59:11Finally found you, old man.
00:59:13Please!
00:59:14Don't hurt me.
00:59:15Just don't hurt me.
00:59:16I'll get the money.
00:59:17Don't hurt me.
00:59:18Oh, it's a little too late for that.
00:59:23Where'd you go after the live stream?
00:59:25I tried calling you like a million times.
00:59:27Just the library.
00:59:28The library?
00:59:29After what happened?
00:59:31Just collecting some feedback around school.
00:59:33Got some ideas to boost your polls.
00:59:35Can we not talk about the election right now?
00:59:39I'm just tired, okay?
00:59:44So that's it?
00:59:46You're just giving up?
00:59:47Letting your fiance take over?
00:59:49What are you jealous or something?
00:59:51Is there something going on with Laura I should know about?
00:59:53Can we please just not talk about this right now?
00:59:56Maybe we should take a break.
01:00:01Xavier, wait!
01:00:01Hey, I-
01:00:12Ah, I'm such an idiot.
01:00:13Thinking I actually meant something to him.
01:00:22Oh, Jesus.
01:00:24Mark, where's Alex?
01:00:26I've been called.
01:00:27He's at the frat house, last minute Vogue grabbing.
01:00:29And he's not answering his messages.
01:00:30Not even mine?
01:00:32Look, it's the day before the election.
01:00:34He's totally locked in, okay?
01:00:36Hey, you alright?
01:00:39Need any help?
01:00:40It's alright.
01:00:41I'll handle it.
01:00:43Of course.
01:00:45He's got people, goals, a life.
01:00:47I've only ever had him.
01:00:53What am I gonna do now?
01:00:57Wanna make a deal?
01:01:00No.
01:01:02No.
01:01:06Your dad owes money to three different gangs.
01:01:09Including mine.
01:01:10Please don't hurt him.
01:01:11I-I promise I'll figure something out.
01:01:13You can't afford it.
01:01:15Besides, if the Hanglino family took him.
01:01:1724 hours do they start sending body parts.
01:01:20What am I supposed to do?
01:01:27Sign this.
01:01:29And I'll pay off your dad's debt.
01:01:31But on one condition.
01:01:32You have to stop seeing Alex.
01:01:35For good.
01:01:39Where was he when you needed him most?
01:01:41You better keep your word.
01:01:43Browns don't lie.
01:01:50What the hell did you do?
01:01:51Xavier's not answering my calls.
01:01:53Me?
01:01:54I only saved his father's skin and paid off his debt.
01:01:58He should be thanking me.
01:02:00Debt?
01:02:01What debt?
01:02:03Xavier never told me about that.
01:02:05Maybe because he dumped you?
01:02:07He was pretty clear that you're finished.
01:02:10No.
01:02:11No way, no.
01:02:12He wouldn't do that.
01:02:14I need to go talk to him.
01:02:28Why didn't you tell Laura we broke up?
01:02:31Because.
01:02:31It's true.
01:02:33Look, the whole reason I even dated you was for Princeton.
01:02:37Laura sorted that for me.
01:02:38And she bailed my dad out.
01:02:40So our deal?
01:02:42It's done.
01:02:42So you're just gonna dumb me for a college recommendation?
01:02:45Without her, my dad would be dead.
01:02:48And you're just holding a contract over my head.
01:02:51Like I'm some stunt to boost your votes.
01:02:53Xavier, stop.
01:02:54The contract never mattered.
01:02:57I love you.
01:03:00Don't push me away.
01:03:02Love?
01:03:03Just a sob story to me.
01:03:06Up there on your throne, treating me like a charity case.
01:03:09I'm done.
01:03:10You know that's not true.
01:03:13You know me.
01:03:14Do I?
01:03:16You wake up in your silk sheets, drinking your fancy coffee.
01:03:22I don't even know where I'm gonna sleep tonight.
01:03:25We're worlds apart.
01:03:28Xavier, please don't do this.
01:03:29Stay away from me.
01:03:31You make me sick.
01:03:37Just get out of my life.
01:03:39We're done.
01:03:41I did.
01:03:41I said, we're done.
01:03:59I'm so sorry, Alex.
01:04:02I'm sorry, C-bird.
01:04:06I'm so sorry, Alex.
01:04:13I'm sorry, C-bird.
01:04:15Can't do that.
01:04:17Imagine I post a viral TikTok as the heartbroken fiancee betrayed by her closeted boyfriend.
01:04:24Alex won't just lose the election.
01:04:26He'll lose everything.
01:04:28You're twisting the truth.
01:04:30It's whatever people will believe.
01:04:32He's already losing support and his family backing is next.
01:04:36Do you really want to watch him lose everything?
01:04:41You're dead weight, Xavier.
01:04:43And we both know it.
01:04:45My family can lift him up.
01:04:47There's only drag him down.
01:04:50Alex, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
01:04:53I won't be the reason your life falls apart.
01:04:55So, you get a sign?
01:05:00You better keep your promise.
01:05:03Browns don't lie.
01:05:14Did you forget our agreement?
01:05:24If you want me out of the election, fine.
01:05:27But in return, you cut off Xavier and introduce me as your fiancee.
01:05:34If not, I will email every voter proof that your relationship was fake the entire time.
01:05:43You'll lose everything.
01:05:46Get out.
01:05:49Love her legacy, Alex.
01:06:02Xavier.
01:06:23Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex.
01:06:31Hello.
01:06:32I'm Alex Watson.
01:06:34And today, I stand here as...
01:06:45Oh, my God.
01:06:46Oh, my God.
01:06:47Oh, my God.
01:06:48Oh, my God.
01:06:48Oh, my God.
01:06:49Oh, my God.
01:06:49Oh, my God.
01:06:50Xavier Miller and I were in a fake relationship.
01:06:53Are we serious?
01:06:54We signed a contract.
01:06:56What a fake.
01:06:57Do Mike to all of us.
01:06:59No!
01:07:01No!
01:07:03It started as fake, but then it got real.
01:07:10I've never met anyone like Xavier before.
01:07:13You okay?
01:07:19Yeah, I'm fine.
01:07:23Not even a thank you?
01:07:26At least tell me your name.
01:07:29It's not important.
01:07:31I'm a man who will do
01:07:33But I thought...
01:07:35He was just some arrogant genius who...
01:07:38Didn't have time for me.
01:07:42Didn't have time for me.
01:07:44Didn't have time for me.
01:07:44It was a stupid onstage accident.
01:07:46And that kiss.
01:08:06Xavier, I know you're watching
01:08:08So listen
01:08:11Fuck the election
01:08:12Fuck family expectations
01:08:14And fuck football
01:08:15None of them matters, Xavier
01:08:17Because all I ever wanted
01:08:19Is to be with you
01:08:24The votes are in
01:08:26The new student body president is
01:08:28Alex Watson
01:08:33Come on, let me give you a speech
01:08:38Uh, where is it?
01:08:43You idiot
01:08:57What are you doing here?
01:08:58You just won
01:08:59Ah, screw the election
01:09:01It's you that I won
01:09:02But you said winning is everything
01:09:05Not if it means losing you
01:09:18You're such a reckless idiot
01:09:20But that was kind of sweet
01:09:28Just need you
01:09:36Winning you
01:09:38Beats any election
01:09:40All right
01:09:42Now that line is a solid 10
01:09:50What's with all the construction?
01:09:51They building something?
01:09:53Close
01:09:55Private makeout spot
01:09:57Residential access only
01:10:01You're president now
01:10:02Try acting like it
01:10:03Hey, I'm just keeping my campaign promises
01:10:11You remembered
01:10:12Of course
01:10:16All right, let's begin
01:10:18The football kit budget
01:10:19The football kit budget was inflated 230%
01:10:22Money that could have paid for students' transport who were working late
01:10:25That's the first time someone called me out for real
01:10:28And it stuck
01:10:29Already testing out the new spot?
01:10:31Bold
01:10:35Already testing out the new spot?
01:10:38Bold
01:10:38What now?
01:10:40Relax
01:10:40Just here to say goodbye
01:10:42Goodbye?
01:10:43Turns out our dads finally saw reason
01:10:46Engagement's officially cancelled
01:10:47You're free, Alex
01:10:49Just like that?
01:10:51Not even worth fighting for?
01:10:52Can you let her finish?
01:10:54Truth is, I didn't want to marry you either
01:10:57Then why come between us?
01:10:58I just needed to prove myself
01:11:01To my parents
01:11:02To everyone
01:11:05The way you stood by each other
01:11:08Honestly, I envied that
01:11:11And the Princeton thing is still on, Xavier
01:11:14You earned it
01:11:16Thanks, Laura
01:11:19I'm off to Paris
01:11:20New family business venture
01:11:22Maybe I'll see y'all again sometime
01:11:24Maybe so
01:11:34You think she'll be okay?
01:11:37She's tougher than the both of us combined
01:11:39She'll be fine
01:11:43Still haven't mastered walking, eh?
01:11:46Only around you
01:11:47All I meant to do
01:11:50Who gets hot
01:11:51But nice
01:11:53To you
01:11:54Oh?
01:11:54To you
01:11:54you
01:11:54You
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