00:00:03专和死人打交道的入恋师。
00:00:04不过今天,我应聘了一座私人博物馆的夜班兼职保安。
00:00:10因为他们给的实在太多了,日薪一万!
00:00:16哎,你怎么烧掉了?
00:00:18烧了?
00:00:20这合同才算生效。
00:00:22林先生,欢迎入职第九号私人博物馆。
00:00:26私人博物。
00:00:28记住,
00:00:29该满一个月给你结算工资,
00:00:32不然,
00:00:34除了要赔付天价违约款,
00:00:36其他后果,
00:00:37你也自付。
00:00:46这是什么?
00:00:47上一个夜班保安。
00:00:50人怎么可能变成这样?
00:00:51这黑心女资本家,
00:00:53想签了合同把人吓走。
00:00:56穿门骗违约金吧?
00:00:58入恋师都没见过这种死法。
00:01:00快到点了,
00:01:02我得走了。
00:01:10希望你能多干两天。
00:01:16一,本馆营业时间, 为晚十二点至早六点。
00:01:20不要在白天来上班。
00:01:22二,如果看到唐三彩这么瘦的眼珠子在转,
00:01:25请立刻用红布盖住她,
00:01:27绝对不要和她对视。
00:01:29三,
00:01:30气泄欲簪。
00:01:33如果听到女人哭,
00:01:34请假装听不见。
00:01:37千万不要回答她的任何问题。
00:01:38四,
00:01:40无头青铜勇的头找不到了。
00:01:43如果她向你讨要头颅,
00:01:44把你桌子上的假人模特头扔给她,
00:01:48然后锁死工作间的门。
00:02:05让我看看是谁在装神弄鬼。
00:02:06让我看看是谁在装神弄鬼。
00:02:06让我看看是谁在装神弄鬼。
00:02:06让我看看是谁在装神弄鬼。
00:02:06让我看看是谁在装神弄鬼。
00:02:06让我看看是谁在装神弄鬼。
00:02:07让我看看是谁在装神弄鬼。
00:02:10让我看看是谁在装神弄鬼。
00:02:18让我看看是谁在装神弄鬼。
00:02:20Oh,
00:02:20this is a
00:02:21museum.
00:02:21How do you have all the things
00:02:22missing?
00:02:25Oh,
00:02:33You have to be careful.
00:02:34Oh,
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00:02:35Mr.
00:02:35Mr.
00:02:38Oh,
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00:02:40Oh,
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00:02:42Oh,
00:02:43Mr.
00:02:43Oh,
00:02:43Mr.
00:02:55You have to be trained.
00:02:56The weight is not enough.
00:02:57I'm gonna kill you.
00:02:59I'm gonna kill you.
00:03:01Oh!
00:03:02Oh,
00:03:07Oh,
00:03:08Oh,
00:03:09Oh,
00:03:09Oh,
00:03:10Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:03:40Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:04:10Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:04:19Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:04:24Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:04:50Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:04:55Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:04:59Oh, oh.
00:05:25Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:05:27Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:05:57Oh, oh.
00:06:27Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:06:28真奇怪
00:06:29上了一晚上夜班不仅不累
00:06:31反而觉得浑身有用不完的牛劲
00:06:37不对呀
00:06:38什么时候多出来个第五条
00:06:48该不会是有人知道我把那破铜像给修好了
00:06:49连夜进来加上了这一条
00:06:51准备赖着我吧
00:06:52准备赖着我
00:06:56准备赖着我
00:06:57你还活着
00:06:59当然活着
00:07:01不然你见鬼了
00:07:05能安全度过第一天
00:07:06不错
00:07:07苏秘书
00:07:10这守则怎么还莫名其妙比昨天多了一条
00:07:11是不是你们偷偷加的
00:07:13别多问
00:07:18你只需要无条件遵照守则上的每一条去做就行了
00:07:19这样你才能活得更久
00:07:21我已经把那个铜像给修好了
00:07:23我必须声明
00:07:25那铜像我接班的时候它本来就是碎裂的
00:07:27可不是我打碎了才修复的
00:07:29你们资本家可别想用这事扣我的钱
00:07:33什么
00:07:34你把芭比修罗铜像修复了
00:07:37走
00:07:38快带我去看看
00:07:53你 你居然真的把芭比修罗给完整的修复了
00:07:55那子
00:07:58从小我就有个说不清的本事
00:07:59不管什么残缺的东西
00:08:01只要看一眼
00:08:02我脑子里就能立刻知道
00:08:04它原本完整的样子
00:08:13在殡仪馆这么多年
00:08:14经我林修修复过的遗体
00:08:16主打一个百分百好评
00:08:19既然你修好了它
00:08:21就要对它负责
00:08:26如果它再坏了
00:08:27那出现的后果
00:08:30也都要由你自己承担
00:08:32喂
00:08:33不是吧
00:08:35这东西本来就是坏的
00:08:36是我给修复好了
00:08:38凭什么它再坏了要我承担后果
00:08:44你不会是想找借口扣我工资吧
00:08:46还有
00:08:48我倒想问问你
00:08:50我把它修好了
00:08:52我有什么好处
00:08:55你已经拿到修复它的好处了
00:08:57什么好处
00:08:59我拿什么了
00:09:00漂亮女人最会骗人
00:09:03这女的不会想空手套白狼吧
00:09:11这样吧
00:09:12除了你已经获得的好处
00:09:15老板发话了
00:09:16你每修复一件文物
00:09:18我再给你增加十万的修复费
00:09:20十万
00:09:22一件
00:09:23哎呀 苏大秘书
00:09:24那感情好啊
00:09:25早说给钱不就完了吗
00:09:27这事咱们好商量
00:09:28要是这样的话
00:09:29你放心
00:09:30只要钱到位
00:09:31我能把你这博物馆里所有的文物
00:09:33全都给修好
00:09:34包你们焕然一新
00:09:50一件十万 十件一百万
00:09:53罢了 罢了
00:10:03又是一天夜班开始了
00:10:04今晚除了职业班
00:10:06我还能再修一件文物
00:10:23这什么情况
00:10:30这绝对不是自然开裂的
00:10:33更像是被剑或者斧头砍出来的
00:10:34究竟是谁干的
00:10:37苏秘书
00:10:38不对
00:10:41这女人今天一整天踩着高跟鞋在旁边盯着我
00:10:42跟监工似的根本没机会瞎说
00:10:50不管了
00:10:52先给她补上再说
00:11:03今天争取再修复一件
00:11:04但也必须加强巡逻
00:11:06别被我逮到谁干的
00:11:21就你了 缺口不大 好羞得很
00:11:26别跑得很
00:11:27绝对
00:11:31监工似的
00:11:32绝对
00:11:34绝对
00:11:34绝对
00:11:40绝对
00:11:44绝对
00:11:53绝对
00:12:32What the hell is that?
00:12:34What the hell is that?
00:12:35There's so many tools.
00:12:37I'm going to run away.
00:12:42What the hell is this?
00:12:48I found you.
00:12:54Let's go.
00:13:32在你修复一件文物之前,请务必先看看他旁边其他文物的反应。这又是谁在装神弄我呢
00:13:34?我修个文物,还要看周围其他文物的意见
00:13:40?你的意思是其他文物把我的工具给偷走了?扯淡
00:13:42,一堆破铜烂铁还能成精了?绝对有人在背后搞鬼,别让我揪出来是谁。查一查监控
00:13:50,火气就水落石出了。
00:14:09怎么回事?信号断了。难道监控也被人动过手脚?
00:14:23这是之前保安写的日记。第一天
00:14:27,我来到这座私人博物馆做夜班保安,一晚上什么事都没发生,这钱赚得也太轻松了。
00:14:33第二天,我在巡逻时震惊地发现,很多文物居然变了动作,变成青铜勇的手臂抬高了,是女徒里的眼睛睁着人。他们之前明明不是这个动作的。
00:14:46第三天,我将这件事告诉了苏秘书,她说我夜班太闲,脑子容易胡思乱想,让我如果夜班闲得没事,可以去修一修那些残缺的文物,还会额外再给我一笔丰厚的费用。
00:14:58第四天,为了钱,我开始修那面残缺的青铜骨镜,但是,他们不想被修好。当晚
00:15:06,一把青铜剑突然从展柜里飞出来,擦着我的头皮,差点扎进我的脑袋。我明白了
00:15:13,我不该修那件东西,我看着那面镜子,我的手指开始变硬,变成白色,就像瓷器一样。我,我正在成为他们一部分。
00:15:25如果按照日记上写的,前台那一堆白花花的碎瓷片,还真就是上一个保安。这样解释似乎一切都说通了
00:15:39,包括我的工具为什么会被偷。但是,这也太扯淡了吧。不对啊,我刚才修那面破镜子的时候
00:15:44,脸也对着镜面照了半天
00:15:45,手指也摸了镜子,我怎么一点事都没有。谁?
00:16:19这究竟是谁干的?
00:16:34在你修复一件文物之前,请务必先看一看它旁边其他文物的反应。不管了
00:16:36,今天先修好这铜镜再说。
00:16:57我真是我夺虑了。我居然会信得破手则上的鬼话。
00:17:01我放下来。你吃虚拔
00:17:17?我肉排。我肉排吗
00:17:26?我胡锋吹。在你
00:17:28router找一个画头的一项麻烦。你可是你还能它进行
00:17:28This material will really hurt.
00:17:59I'm so fast.
00:18:00I'm so fast.
00:18:02I'm so fast.
00:18:03I'm so fast.
00:18:05It's not a bad thing.
00:18:08It's not a bad thing.
00:18:14What are you doing?
00:18:16I'm ready to go.
00:18:37How can I do it?
00:18:39How can I do it?
00:18:43What?
00:19:03You're so fast.
00:19:05I'm so fast.
00:19:07I'm so fast.
00:19:10I'm so fast.
00:19:12I'm so fast.
00:19:12If you want me to do it,
00:19:14Don't do it.
00:19:15I'm so fast.
00:19:16I'm so fast.
00:19:17I'm so fast.
00:19:19I'm so fast.
00:19:19You can't do it.
00:19:23I'm so fast.
00:19:38这些伯物馆还是鬼屋!
00:19:40这是博物馆还是鬼屋!
00:19:44卧槽!
00:19:46还在偷袭呢!
00:19:51卧槽!
00:19:53这些伯物馆还是鬼屋!
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