00:00Just real quick.
00:00Sure.
00:01Do you think I'm fucking stupid or something?
00:05Yes.
00:06Hey, look over there.
00:07Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:08What?
00:08I know, it's so good.
00:10It's going to clean the whole house for us.
00:11I know, I'm so excited.
00:13Looks like I don't need you anymore.
00:14I said I was sorry.
00:23I'm here running with my wife.
00:24But at this rate, she's never going to be as hot as my ex.
00:27You are my ex-girlfriend.
00:29I'm your wife.
00:30Because, you know, you've got to stop eating.
00:32That's all I'm going to say.
00:35Look, it's not that big of a deal.
00:37It's not that big of a deal.
00:38Oh, yeah.
00:40I think it's funny.
00:45No.
00:45Hey, babe.
00:47Does this mean you're not cooking dinner tonight?
00:55You like to play with me?
00:57Boyfriend's going to see if I've lost any weight.
00:59Pick me up.
00:59Oh, fucking hell.
01:01No.
01:02No.
01:07Um, you meant to call me.
01:09I thought you said she was with your girl.
01:12That's right.
01:12Do your job.
01:15I don't know what that looks for.
01:17Wow.
01:18Wish your wood got this hard.
01:20Yeah, but this wood doesn't hear you bitch all the time.
01:24Ooh, my stomach hurt.
01:26I got cramps.
01:28Kenny, I will throw this fucking plate.
01:30You can square in your fucking face.
01:33High five.
01:34High five.
01:35Side five.
01:36Other side.
01:37Go ahead.
01:40This hand signal is the sign for being abused.
01:43If you're ever in a situation where you're being abused, do this.
01:51George.
01:51George who?
01:52Bush.
01:54Stop.
01:55Stop.
01:56You've been feeling a certain way today because she's no longer going to be able to have babies.
01:59I'm going to have babies.
02:00We'll be with my next wife.
02:01No.
02:01No.
02:03I'm not.
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