00:00Fuck! You're so good at believing in a guy, aren't you?
00:04You're so much better than my crazy girlfriend.
00:15Sadie, what are you doing here?
00:17Shit, Jennings, you disgusting piece of shit. Is this what you call working overtime?
00:21It's not what you think, okay? I was just relieving stress.
00:25Relieving stress by dumping it in your assistant?
00:27Sadie, this is all your fault. You're too much of a brute to give me anything.
00:32You jerk! We're over!
00:42Where did you get those? Your grandmother's wardrobe?
00:45You don't get to talk here, whore!
00:47Look at her. Now look at you. You think a frigid virgin with granny panties on is gonna get me
00:52off?
00:53If it weren't for your father, no sane man would ever want you.
01:07Hello?
01:25Oh wow!
01:27Here.
01:35Damn. How much does she have to drink?
01:37Quite a lot. I'm gonna go get her some fries.
01:40Can you just be a good brother and take care of my best friend for me?
01:43Oh, and, uh, hands to yourself?
01:46She's my best friend, too.
01:47Okay.
01:55Since when did the guy I grew up with get so damn hot?
02:01What do you, like, live at the gym or something?
02:05Tell me. What's wrong? You know you can't talk to me.
02:09God, he smells so good. I bet his lips taste even better.
02:15Sawyer, tell me.
02:16She's stunning, as always.
02:19But it's Sadie. I... I can't.
02:22What if I said I want you to kiss me right now?
02:27What if I said I want you to kiss me right now?
02:30I can't.
02:31You're my sister's best friend.
02:33She wouldn't care.
02:35You're my best friend, too.
02:36I don't care.
02:37I care.
02:39Hell, Sawyer.
02:40You couldn't handle me.
02:41You're too sweet.
02:44Sweet?
02:44You think a frigid virgin with granny panties on is going to get me off?
02:49I don't want to be sweet anymore.
02:53I want more.
02:57What the hell are you doing?
02:59Let me show you just how sweet I can be.
03:02Sadie, you're drunk.
03:04Hey, don't mess with drunk chicks.
03:05Gods.
03:05I'm not a chick.
03:08You're back.
03:12Mandy, uh, you're back.
03:14Yeah.
03:15Where's Sadie?
03:16She's, um...
03:20Sadie, what are you doing underneath the table?
03:22Oh, I was...
03:23I was just looking for my other earring.
03:28Something is fishy going on.
03:30What's going on between you two?
03:33I was just trying to cut her off from drinking,
03:36but she wants to keep going.
03:39Isn't that right, Serene?
03:41Yeah.
03:41That's what happened.
03:45We should head out.
03:52Ricky?
03:59How could I ever not want you?
04:01I'm not going to let this go.
04:10Ashton, finally.
04:12I've been waiting for you.
04:15God, you're still so hot.
04:19Karine, what we had was just a fling.
04:21You shouldn't have come to my house without my permission.
04:26I know you want me to stop pretending.
04:28Already you got a card for me.
04:30It's not for you.
04:32You're sleeping with someone else?
04:35Who's the bitch?
04:36None of your business.
04:37You should leave.
04:47Ash.
04:49What are you doing here so early?
04:51I'm here to talk about us.
04:56I'm here to talk about us.
04:59Do you want to tell me what happened to you last night?
05:08No.
05:10Come on, Sadie.
05:11You can't just go down on me out of the blue and expect me not to ask why.
05:15Okay, okay.
05:17I caught Jake's assistant blowing him last night.
05:20So, you did it to what?
05:23Get back at him?
05:24No.
05:25I don't know.
05:26I was drunk.
05:27I guess I was curious.
05:30I'm not experienced in that department.
05:32I figured that's why he didn't want me.
05:35Jesus, Sadie.
05:36Jake did what he did because he's a jerk.
05:39And he doesn't deserve you.
05:41He still hasn't changed the fact that I don't know the first thing about pleasing a guy.
05:53If it's the experience you're looking for, I can help you with that.
06:00It's not...
06:01I mean, I don't think it's a good idea.
06:04You know, I never hurt you.
06:08I have eyes, Ash.
06:09You break hearts for a living.
06:13Are you saying that I have the power to break yours?
06:16I'm saying you're one of my closest friends.
06:18I don't want to risk losing you.
06:21You can be your friend and...
06:24still be more.
06:26I know you're too well, Sadie.
06:30I can...
06:32tell you're tempted.
06:35I'll teach you how to pleasure yourself and how to enjoy sex.
06:39But before we do that, I need you to know something.
06:43What?
06:46I like to be in control.
06:48What do you mean?
06:52It means...
06:56I call the shots.
07:01Where do we go from there?
07:03We go where I take it.
07:13We can...
07:14If you want to pleasure a man, the first thing you need to know is how to pleasure yourself.
07:20Have you touched yourself?
07:23I...
07:23Sometimes.
07:25Have you gotten yourself off in front of a guy?
07:27No, never.
07:29Then...
07:30we'll start with that.
07:32I want you to get up and get a shower.
07:34Laying in bed is not going to help your hangover.
07:37I'm not really dressed.
07:40I'm gonna be seeing you naked soon enough.
07:43A t-shirt and a booty short is nothing really.
07:46Get up.
07:47Now.
07:48You're so bossy.
07:53Bossy doesn't even begin to describe you.
07:56Don't be ashamed of your body.
07:59Lower your arms.
08:00Is this the Ashton I grew up with?
08:04So he's a freaking master chameleon.
08:09Well...
08:12You're...
08:13Marvelous.
08:14Do you have any plans tonight?
08:16No.
08:18You do now.
08:19Come by my place at 7.
08:31It's almost 7.
08:32Should I go meet Ash tonight?
08:34What if things go sideways and our friendship is completely ruined?
08:38Ash?
08:40I thought...
08:43Sorry, Sadia.
08:44I gave in to a moment of weakness.
08:46Why don't we just call this a mistake and move on?
08:48Keep this between us, okay?
08:49You think I'm buying that crap?
08:51You're just scared.
08:52You're scared I'll tell my dad and he'll ruin your partnership at the law firm.
08:55We're done!
08:56Get out!
08:57If it weren't for you being such a frigid virgin, why would I cheat?
09:00Fine!
09:01You wanna lose your v-card?
09:03Here you go.
09:05Fuck!
09:06You'll see.
09:07You'll be begging for me to come back soon.
09:10You think anyone would give a shit about a boring ass prude like you?
09:15You think anyone would give a shit about a boring ass prude like you?
09:19Fuck you!
09:25A boring prude?
09:27Not after tonight.
09:31Not after tonight.
09:37Right on time.
09:55I know you would come.
09:58Let me show you how amazing sex can be.
10:02Let me show you how amazing sex can be.
10:04No.
10:06No.
10:07No sex.
10:09I'm still a virgin.
10:11Seriously?
10:13You've never?
10:15I'm glad you told me.
10:18And no kissing.
10:22Definitely no falling in love.
10:25These are your rules?
10:27No kissing, no sex, no falling in love?
10:30Yes.
10:33If we're gonna do this, I don't wanna muddy up our friendship with anything too intimate.
10:40So everything else is fair game?
10:44Sounds like a free license.
10:46A free license for what?
10:49Your racing time.
10:51Get on a bit and take off your panties.
10:53That, you know, yeah.
10:54We'll be set.
10:54Just like that.
10:54And now.
10:55It's the last thing,
10:55It's amazing.
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