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Rented a Billionaire Husband for Christmas All Episodes
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00:00:00We found your fake Christmas wife.
00:00:01Make sure you use an alias.
00:00:03We can't have her knowing you're the Harrison Group CEO.
00:00:05Mommy, why do we have to rant at you? Where's my real one?
00:00:08Everyone knows Eva had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:00:12I'll tell you when you're older.
00:00:13Daddy!
00:00:14Oh!
00:00:15Well, I'm sorry.
00:00:17I'm not your dad.
00:00:18Why does she feel so familiar?
00:00:20And then my family will get off my back.
00:00:22But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:00:26If it isn't a waste marriage I've been hearing so much about.
00:00:30Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:00:33My fake wife has some fire in her.
00:00:35No feelings, no complications. That's what we agreed upon.
00:00:38That woman is manipulating you.
00:00:40And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:00:42It's time you actually know the truth.
00:00:44It's not real. None of it was real.
00:00:47How can she just walk away?
00:00:49What if I already found someone special?
00:00:51You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:00:54Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:01:04So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time.
00:01:07And this guy passes out.
00:01:09Alright, it's about that time.
00:01:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:01:14Uh...
00:01:19Uh...
00:01:20Yeah. Him.
00:01:22Hi!
00:01:22Just play along.
00:01:24Six...
00:01:25Five...
00:01:26Four...
00:01:27Three...
00:01:28Two...
00:01:29One...
00:01:30Hey!
00:01:31Yeah!
00:01:53You have a cute scar.
00:01:55It's just my birthmark.
00:01:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:02:02I don't want you to stop.
00:02:05I don't want you to stop.
00:02:34Ah, I was so drunk last night.
00:02:37I can't remember who I was with.
00:02:43I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:02:51Happy New Year.
00:02:52Sam, it's me.
00:02:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:02:56I don't care how.
00:02:57Just do it.
00:02:58I will find you.
00:03:04Maximus, can you get married already?
00:03:07Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:03:10I need grandkids.
00:03:12I need you to...
00:03:13Message received, Mom.
00:03:14I need to go now.
00:03:15I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:03:26Seven years.
00:03:27Why can't I ever find you?
00:03:29And why do you still haunt me?
00:03:39Still thinking about that girl?
00:03:41Boss, it's been years.
00:03:45I'm ready to go to the inspection.
00:03:48Your vest, sir.
00:03:50But first, we found your fake Christmas wife.
00:03:52She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:03:53Blonde hair, red top.
00:03:55And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:03:58We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:04:01Good.
00:04:02Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:04:07Hi.
00:04:08One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:04:10And one hot chocolate.
00:04:13I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:04:16Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:04:21Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:04:23It's just for Christmas.
00:04:25But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:04:27Where's my real one?
00:04:36I'll tell you when you're older.
00:04:38Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:04:48Danny!
00:04:49Yo!
00:04:50What?
00:04:56Danny!
00:04:57Oh, I'm sorry.
00:05:00I'm not your dad.
00:05:01No, I know you're my daddy.
00:05:02Just as handsome as I thought.
00:05:05Oh.
00:05:06Mommy, hurry.
00:05:07Your fake Christmas husband has arrived.
00:05:16I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:05:19He's gorgeous.
00:05:26Why does she feel so familiar?
00:05:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:05:30She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:05:31Blonde hair, red top.
00:05:33You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:05:36So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:05:38See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:05:41Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:05:42What's your name?
00:05:43Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:05:46Max.
00:05:46Aurelius.
00:05:48Eva.
00:05:49I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:05:53I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:05:56I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:06:00So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:06:05$1,000 an hour?
00:06:07Well, yeah.
00:06:09It's $500 a day.
00:06:11Is that enough?
00:06:12That's the most that I can pay you.
00:06:14Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:06:16That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:06:18You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:06:20Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:06:22Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:06:24and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:06:27And then my family will get off my back,
00:06:29so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:06:34So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:06:37Fine.
00:06:38But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:06:42Okay.
00:06:43Deal.
00:06:46Ready to go get married?
00:06:49Okay.
00:07:01Wow.
00:07:02Clean up nice.
00:07:04This is my wedding day, after all.
00:07:06Pictures.
00:07:14Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:07:40I need some photos of us together, too,
00:07:46to prove to my parents
00:07:47that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:07:50Yeah.
00:07:50Of course.
00:08:01Happy holidays, Mom.
00:08:03From my family to you.
00:08:13Bad news, boss.
00:08:14The agency said that the girl that they recruited
00:08:16to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:08:18Wait, she bailed.
00:08:20Then who is...
00:08:23Who is she?
00:08:25Whatever.
00:08:26It doesn't matter.
00:08:28I've got what I need.
00:08:31Sam, don't worry about it.
00:08:33I already found someone.
00:08:39Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:08:43Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:08:45Christmas shopping?
00:08:46I should come.
00:08:48Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:08:49in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:08:51I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:08:54It would make it more believable.
00:08:59Fine.
00:08:59Yeah, fine.
00:09:00Okay.
00:09:01You can come.
00:09:02Come.
00:09:02Come.
00:09:02Come.
00:09:04Come.
00:09:04Come.
00:09:09Let's go.
00:09:10Which mall are we going to?
00:09:12Um, let's go to that one.
00:09:14Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:09:18Oh, what the actual fuck?
00:09:26Sam, is Maximus pulling another one
00:09:28of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:09:31Get me a DNA test for that little girl
00:09:33that he's with.
00:09:37She does kind of look like him.
00:09:42So when we give these gifts to my parents,
00:09:44we will say they're from you.
00:09:47Here, let me get this.
00:09:50I'm going to love you, Max.
00:09:52Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married,
00:09:58we should probably kiss once or twice in front of them.
00:10:04Okay.
00:10:05Should we use our tongues or?
00:10:07No, no, definitely not.
00:10:09And absolutely no...
00:10:10Sex?
00:10:12Yes.
00:10:13It's strictly business.
00:10:15Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:10:19What?
00:10:20Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:10:23I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
00:10:26getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:10:28Let's go.
00:10:35Here.
00:10:37What are you doing?
00:10:38I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:10:42Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:10:49Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:10:5250% off pies?
00:10:53Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:10:5512 pumpkin pies, I hear this right?
00:10:57They're the best kind.
00:10:58Hurry up and go.
00:10:59Go.
00:10:59What are you standing here for?
00:11:02Hello there.
00:11:03Hi.
00:11:04You ready?
00:11:04Yes, yeah, just these things.
00:11:06Okay, great.
00:11:07We have a holiday special today.
00:11:09Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the
00:11:14deal.
00:11:15Oh, great.
00:11:16Yeah, what do you have that's just $15?
00:11:18Well, can you get a move on?
00:11:21I just got here.
00:11:22Relax.
00:11:23Yeah, yeah.
00:11:27Here, this will do the trick.
00:11:29Okay, thank you.
00:11:31Hurry up and pay.
00:11:35I will pay when I'm ready.
00:11:37You can wait your turn.
00:11:43Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:11:51Oh, wait, wait, wait, not the pies.
00:11:52Not the pies.
00:11:54You can just set those on top.
00:12:00Hi, guys.
00:12:02I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:12:07Of course.
00:12:09Thank you so much.
00:12:10Of course.
00:12:10I hope you like pumpkin.
00:12:13She bought all 12 pies.
00:12:15Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:12:16Just to give it away.
00:12:19Merry Christmas.
00:12:20Bye.
00:12:21Merry Christmas.
00:12:26What?
00:12:27Do you do that often?
00:12:29As often as I can.
00:12:34We should go.
00:12:35We gotta pick our paper.
00:12:40watch out.
00:12:59You done feeling me up?
00:13:02Shut up.
00:13:03Sorry, I was just in character, wifey.
00:13:05Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:13:12And don't be late.
00:13:25Harrison Group?
00:13:27Do you do construction for them or something?
00:13:29Sort of.
00:13:31Not that I'm judging.
00:13:32I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:13:37Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:13:40I think that's respectable.
00:13:43Can we pick another company?
00:13:45No.
00:13:46Harrison Group is perfect.
00:13:47And they'll find it impressive.
00:13:49My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:13:50So, it's perfect.
00:13:56Oh, and wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:14:00Don't worry.
00:14:01Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:14:02I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:14:05Too much.
00:14:27Let's go, Sam.
00:14:28It's time to check out the new HQ set.
00:14:30Hold on, you're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:14:35It's my daughter's.
00:14:38Daughter's?
00:14:39Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:56Hey, there they are!
00:14:58Hey!
00:14:59Hey!
00:14:59Nice to meet you!
00:15:01Aw!
00:15:01Dad.
00:15:03I'm so glad you made it.
00:15:04Aw.
00:15:04I missed you.
00:15:06So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:15:10He's coming.
00:15:11Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:15:13Good, good, good.
00:15:15So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:15:19When's he arriving?
00:15:20Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:15:25Poor thing.
00:15:26Not surprising.
00:15:27I mean, she's 30.
00:15:29Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:15:32Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:15:38This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:15:41Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:15:47We're only worried about you.
00:15:49All these years without a husband.
00:15:51Zip it, Pamela.
00:15:53You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:56And look what happened.
00:15:57She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:16:01I'm not alone.
00:16:03Mm-hmm.
00:16:04And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:16:09He's a manager.
00:16:11Manager of what?
00:16:13Trash.
00:16:15Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:16:20You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:16:24Actually, he's right here.
00:16:28Oh, wow.
00:16:30Wow.
00:16:31He is really good looking.
00:16:34Ah, must be AI.
00:16:37Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:16:40Fake.
00:16:41That's enough.
00:16:42She's our daughter and your niece.
00:16:44Show some respect.
00:16:45Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:16:52Well, guess what?
00:16:54William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:56Makes 500 grand a year.
00:17:00That's half a million.
00:17:02Half a million.
00:17:03Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:17:07And speak of the devil.
00:17:09Oh, Willie, you made it.
00:17:23There you are.
00:17:25Oh, look at you now.
00:17:28Living the dream.
00:17:30Oh, just think, Eva.
00:17:32Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:17:37So married, huh?
00:17:39Is it serious?
00:17:42That's what marriage is.
00:17:43It's pretty serious.
00:17:45Wow.
00:17:46You must have rushed the time to the night, huh?
00:17:49Makes sense, though.
00:17:50You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:17:53Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:55Yeah, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:58Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:18:02That's right.
00:18:03Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:18:07Women love a man in red.
00:18:10Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:18:12When I sit on my lap.
00:18:14Don't touch me.
00:18:16Oh, so entitled.
00:18:18Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:18:22And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:18:26I mean, look at that car.
00:18:28Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:18:32Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:18:35Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:18:39I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:18:47My mom would never marry.
00:18:48She already has a husband.
00:18:50He's gonna kick your butt.
00:18:55Is that so?
00:18:56Well then, where is he?
00:18:59Because I don't see him.
00:19:01Does anyone see him?
00:19:04Now, just like I thought, telling lies just like Mommy.
00:19:10That puts you on the naughty list.
00:19:12And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:19:18Hey.
00:19:19Mommy.
00:19:19Hi.
00:19:20Are you okay?
00:19:21I see your hands.
00:19:22Oh my God.
00:19:24I'm gonna take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:19:26Come on then.
00:19:26Let's go.
00:19:28What the hell's the matter with you?
00:19:31How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:19:35Let me go.
00:19:36Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:19:41Let me go.
00:19:56Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:20:03Max, you came.
00:20:05Don't worry, sweetie.
00:20:09Where's Piper?
00:20:11William Hitter.
00:20:13Mom, Deadhub, take her inside.
00:20:14Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:20:17Well, well, well.
00:20:19If it isn't a waste marriage or I've been hearing so much about.
00:20:22That's right.
00:20:24Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:20:28Oh.
00:20:29Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:20:31It's an honor to meet you.
00:20:32I'm Max.
00:20:33Eva told us all about you.
00:20:35From New York.
00:20:36Polite.
00:20:37Handsome.
00:20:38Just like she said.
00:20:40Wow.
00:20:41He was an AI.
00:20:43See?
00:20:43He's real.
00:20:45And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:20:48Son of a bitch.
00:20:49You just ruined my suit.
00:20:51And watch the way that you drive that...
00:20:52That pristine automobile.
00:20:55That car.
00:20:56Oh my God.
00:20:58That's worth more than a house.
00:21:00That car.
00:21:01It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:21:06Wait.
00:21:07Are you?
00:21:12Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:21:15And that's all he needs to know.
00:21:17I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:21:20You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:21:21You stole it.
00:21:23That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:21:25Jesus.
00:21:26How did he get away with it?
00:21:27That's what I want to know.
00:21:29Enough, please.
00:21:32I trust my daughter.
00:21:34She would never marry a criminal.
00:21:38Max, be honest with me.
00:21:40Where did that car come from?
00:21:42How much do you want for it?
00:21:44I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:21:48So?
00:21:49You need a breath, man.
00:21:53Hey, that's it!
00:21:54I'm calling the cops!
00:21:55Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:57Wait.
00:21:58What?
00:21:59Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:22:02Oh, well.
00:22:04Too late.
00:22:10Listen, hon.
00:22:11I believe you.
00:22:13But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:22:17Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:22:18It's my car, okay?
00:22:19It's not stolen.
00:22:21Yeah?
00:22:22If it's yours, then prove it.
00:22:24Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:22:27Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:22:29Okay.
00:22:29I'll prove that it's mine.
00:22:31But then you have to get lost.
00:22:32And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:22:35Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:22:38Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:22:40Loser!
00:22:41Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:22:46Jesus.
00:22:47Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:22:49It's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:53Here.
00:22:54Title and proof of ownership.
00:23:05Mr. Harrison?
00:23:07Mr. Harrison?
00:23:10Mr. Harrison?
00:23:12Just play along.
00:23:15Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:23:16Now get the fuck out of here
00:23:18before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:23:21Yes, sir!
00:23:22I'm so sorry, sir.
00:23:24Please, you're so sorry.
00:23:36Oh, that William? What a jerk, huh? He fooled me. What can I say? Let's not let this little
00:23:44misunderstanding ruin the holidays. Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas? Oh, come on,
00:23:49Eva. We were just looking out for you. Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison. You know my youngest
00:23:55son is graduating. Soon. Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door? A job
00:24:01at the
00:24:02Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors. We are family, aren't we? Family takes care
00:24:08of each other. If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application
00:24:13like everyone else. Abigail, come on, talk to her for us. Didn't you just say that my daughter was
00:24:20undateable? Yeah. I think you need to take care of your own issues first. My daughter
00:24:25is just far too busy for your best life with my new son-in-law. Come on, guys. Let's go
00:24:31in. Welcome to the family. Welcome. Come on in. Come on in. This is your fault, Pam. You can't
00:24:44tell the difference between AI and reality. My fault. You were the one who was pushing
00:24:50her onto that worm, William. Hey, how do you have that car? And how do you know the CEO
00:25:04of Harrison Group? And how do you... I told you. I work for Harrison Group, remember? I have
00:25:09a friend in high places. A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind
00:25:15luxury cars? Yes. It's the season of giving. He knows people, has connections. He's a big
00:25:22deal kind of guy. You're a crime boss, aren't you? Yeah, and you best not forget it. Capisce?
00:25:27Oh, my God. Just don't blow your cover. Dad! Mom! Thank you so much for letting Max and I
00:25:35stay in your home. Oh, honey. We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong,
00:25:42good-looking... I think they get it, hon. Uh, how's Piper? Oh, she's fine. One of you guys
00:25:50just gets settled in, and we will go check on her. And after your mom takes a cold shower,
00:25:56we'll come back and finish decorating the tree. Great. All right. See you in a bit, shall
00:26:00you? What are you doing? What are you doing? Okay. Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:26:11Relax. It was just a hug. Ugh. We just got here, and I'm already exhausted. You'll be okay.
00:26:20It's just one week. Kill me now. Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:26:29What are you doing? That's weird. They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago, then.
00:26:36Ugh. I don't know. Something just falls off. That's ridiculous. I mean, what do you want
00:26:41them to do? Make out promise to prove it? Oh, let's... Later.
00:26:49Let's go. Here we go. Piper is all tucked in, honey. Everything looks amazing, and happy holidays.
00:27:01To the newest member of our family, Max. Oh. Welcome. Cheers. Thank you, Ms. Smith. Looks great.
00:27:09Oh, just call me mom, honey. I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little
00:27:15bit of
00:27:15everything. But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:27:20Mmm. Oh, no. Mom's testing him. She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:27:24You mean to tell me you two are married, and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:27:31Ow. Eva, sweetie. Kicking my foot. Oh, sorry, mom. I...
00:27:36Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez.
00:27:39It's okay. Look, mom, of course he knows it's...
00:27:42I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:5712 pumpkin pies. Did I hear this right?
00:28:00They're the best kind.
00:28:02Well, of course. It's pumpkin pie.
00:28:05See? Are you happy now?
00:28:08That's good, but something still falls off.
00:28:10Mom, don't make it weird, okay? We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know
00:28:18everything about each other, but our marriage is real.
00:28:21I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:28:25Uh-huh. Now, those are quality.
00:28:29Okay, well, then answer this. Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:28:35Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:28:39I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:28:42Well, um, it's...
00:28:44Silly face. Dropped it outside on the sidewalk. Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:50Silly face.
00:28:52Silly face. I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:55Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:57Those blazers.
00:28:59That's nice.
00:29:01You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:29:03Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:29:07And I'm not just talking about William.
00:29:09I'll drink to that.
00:29:11I agree with you there.
00:29:13So, come on, guys. Let's eat.
00:29:27And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:29:30I have another room set up for Piper.
00:29:33Nice and festive for you.
00:29:36No complications, right?
00:29:37Sorry, honey.
00:29:39Uh, mom, you know what? I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:29:41Oh, honey, newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart?
00:29:46Oh, I just remembered.
00:29:48The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:29:50Something about water conservation.
00:29:52That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:5415 minutes?
00:29:56Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:58Just shower together.
00:30:00Shower together?
00:30:04Just shower together.
00:30:05Okay, you guys. Have a good night, okay?
00:30:11Let me hurt her.
00:30:34Why are you stripping?
00:30:37Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:30:40Come on, we're wasting time. You have 15 minutes.
00:30:42Nice try. I am not showering with you.
00:30:45All right, suit yourself.
00:30:46All room for getting in there.
00:30:48Not if I meet you there first.
00:31:06Come on, Max.
00:31:08Get out of the way.
00:31:09We agreed, nothing physical.
00:31:11You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:31:13Relax.
00:31:14I won't touch you.
00:31:16Unless you say you want me to.
00:31:20But that'll cost extra.
00:31:30And your dreams.
00:31:33Free to join me.
00:31:53You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower water left.
00:31:57You wish.
00:31:58Why aren't you getting in?
00:32:00Pray you'll fall for me.
00:32:03It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:32:05Oh, yeah?
00:32:07True.
00:32:19Holy shit.
00:32:23I mean, this is...
00:32:25This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:32:28I'll say.
00:32:29What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:32:32Still think you can lose us?
00:32:35Oh, baby.
00:32:36I don't think I want you.
00:32:43I actually shouldn't.
00:32:47Or maybe we should.
00:32:49God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:52Why does this feel so familiar?
00:33:00Oh, we're so sexy.
00:33:10Max, we cannot do this.
00:33:13What?
00:33:14I didn't mean to cross any...
00:33:16It's not you, Max.
00:33:17It's us.
00:33:17It's this.
00:33:18This is all an act.
00:33:19Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:33:22You're right.
00:33:24I'm sorry.
00:33:26I just need to be sorry.
00:33:29Just...
00:33:36That birthmark.
00:33:42What is that?
00:33:44It's him.
00:33:45The man from New Year's.
00:33:47Is he...
00:33:47Piper's father?
00:33:51Why are you acting?
00:33:55Oh, my God.
00:33:56Max is Piper's father.
00:33:59Are you okay?
00:34:00Yeah.
00:34:01I just...
00:34:02I just got lightheaded.
00:34:05I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:34:07Alone.
00:34:09Of course.
00:34:13We have a daughter together.
00:34:14Oh, my God.
00:34:16What do I do?
00:34:23I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:34:25You can take the bed.
00:34:27Thanks.
00:34:29Hey.
00:34:31Are you sure you're okay?
00:34:33Look, fake marriage aside,
00:34:35I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:34:37So, if there's something you need,
00:34:38I can help.
00:34:40I want to help.
00:34:42He's Piper's father.
00:34:43He has a right to know.
00:34:45Um, Max?
00:34:48How would you feel
00:34:50if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:54A child?
00:34:56No, no, no.
00:34:57That's...
00:34:58That's impossible.
00:34:59I'm very careful.
00:35:01Mostly.
00:35:04I just mean I'm not the type of guy
00:35:06to sleep around.
00:35:07Family, to me,
00:35:07is a big commitment.
00:35:09And I don't want any loose ends.
00:35:11You know?
00:35:13Right.
00:35:14He wouldn't want a kid
00:35:16tying him down.
00:35:17I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:35:19Why do you ask?
00:35:21No reason.
00:35:22Just...
00:35:23Just curious.
00:35:24No, I...
00:35:25I feel like you're
00:35:26going somewhere with this.
00:35:28What?
00:35:29No.
00:35:30Well, then...
00:35:31Can I ask you a question?
00:35:34Shoot.
00:35:39Where did you get these?
00:35:41And how did you know
00:35:42my exact size?
00:35:44I did not get those.
00:35:46I don't know
00:35:46where those came from.
00:35:47Are you sure
00:35:48you're just not trying
00:35:49to break the contract?
00:35:52Come here.
00:35:53Come here.
00:35:54Come here.
00:35:56Woo!
00:36:07The truth is...
00:36:10is that I...
00:36:13Go, go, go, go, go!
00:36:15Just a second!
00:36:17Come in!
00:36:18Hey, hon!
00:36:19Oh!
00:36:20Sorry for interrupting,
00:36:22but Piper is asking
00:36:24for a bedtime story
00:36:25before I tuck her in.
00:36:26Think you could
00:36:27take this one, Dad?
00:36:28We're kind of
00:36:28in the middle of something.
00:36:30I can see that.
00:36:32Well, why don't I
00:36:33read it to her?
00:36:34I mean, if you don't...
00:36:35if you don't mind.
00:36:36Well, that a boy.
00:36:38You know what?
00:36:38Just put a shirt on.
00:36:39I'm gonna go get her.
00:36:41Piper!
00:36:42Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:45He sprang to his sleigh
00:36:47to his team
00:36:48gave a whistle
00:36:49and away they all flew
00:36:50like the down of a thistle.
00:36:53But I heard him exclaim
00:36:54as he drove out of sight
00:36:57Merry Christmas to all
00:36:58and to all
00:37:00a good night.
00:37:04If Piper knew
00:37:05he was her real dad
00:37:06she'd be over the moon.
00:37:08Good night, Piper.
00:37:13Is her dad still around?
00:37:15Yeah, but he doesn't know it
00:37:17because you're her dad.
00:37:19Uh, no.
00:37:21That man has no idea
00:37:23what a treasure
00:37:25he's missing out on.
00:37:29Do you really think so?
00:37:31From the bottom of my heart.
00:37:33Maybe I should tell him.
00:37:35He deserves to know.
00:37:42Max.
00:37:46You're
00:37:47Viper's father.
00:37:55I'll tell you
00:37:55when the time's right.
00:38:05I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:38:21Where's Piper?
00:38:23She must have snuck off
00:38:24while we were asleep.
00:38:41God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:51Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:54Not on my watch.
00:38:59Yeah, this.
00:39:01I remember this.
00:39:12Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:39:14How was your stay
00:39:15at Chateau Smith?
00:39:17Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:39:19It was, uh, it was great.
00:39:20Wonderful.
00:39:21Well, it's about to get even better.
00:39:25Oh, no.
00:39:27What is that?
00:39:28Sardines and Saltines.
00:39:29It's a Smith family classic.
00:39:31It was my gram-gram's favorite
00:39:33during wartime.
00:39:34Don't be shy.
00:39:35Go ahead, grab a handful.
00:39:38Max, you don't have to.
00:39:39No, no.
00:39:40It's okay.
00:39:41It's a Smith family staple.
00:39:45Oh, uh...
00:40:01Good?
00:40:03Good?
00:40:04Good?
00:40:05It's grumpy.
00:40:07Well, you two better get dressed.
00:40:09You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:40:12could i um could i have some water please that means there's no escaping aunt miranda
00:40:17and her brood this year what's the deal with them every year aunt miranda bullies piper and i
00:40:23says piper's a fatherless brat and i'm hey don't worry i'll protect you and piper
00:40:33better have sam on standby tonight just in case well looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:40:51wait that earring wait that earring you like it i was so bummed when i lost the matching one years
00:40:59ago did you lose it seven years ago i don't really remember the details but luckily i was
00:41:06able to find a new pair right and it's just a common earring anyone could have it maybe i'm
00:41:13reading too much into it she can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:41:19so ava and piper still aren't here but derrick said that ava got married
00:41:26what kind of man could she possibly have landed an aging single mom slim pickings i heard he's in
00:41:35waste management that explains it she's probably too embarrassed to show up oh please miranda
00:41:42ava is your niece oh come on grandpa everyone knows eva had a kid with a random one night stand
00:41:49her track record speaks for itself exactly not like my sierra married to a legal advisor for harrison group
00:41:58oh they're here merry christmas everybody
00:42:07merry christmas everybody merry christmas you must be grandpa harold i am i'm eva's husband
00:42:15max pleasure to meet you welcome you're eva's husband but you're gorgeous
00:42:23but not as handsome as you look at you two you look like you just stepped out of a movie
00:42:29merry christmas grandpa this is from max and i oh my goodness thank you eva let me grab that for
00:42:37you daddy oops oh my bad oh a homemade gift how thrifty not all gifts are about the price tag
00:42:47mommy's right you mean all hack you little you will not lay a hand on my daughter or you will
00:42:55lose
00:42:56yours oh i think you broke my wrist look what you just did to my mother my husband is harrison
00:43:04group's top legal advisor he could ruin your life
00:43:18mommy are you okay i'm fine i'm just wet huh yeah it's okay it's okay
00:43:26what are you
00:43:29don't you dare disrespect my husband did you just slap me next time it'll be a closed fist
00:43:35you're a fucking psycho you know what sierra i can take your little insults but leave my family
00:43:40out of this
00:43:43her family she needs me
00:43:50you okay honey do i look okay to you dumbass do something you don't know who you're messing
00:43:56with i've got the full weight of the harrison group behind me oh wow i'm sure the ceo would
00:44:02love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people like you'd have any idea
00:44:07how a ceo thinks let's call him i'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side please
00:44:13who
00:44:14do you think you are enough there will be no arguing during christmas fine dad let it go
00:44:24nathan they're just jealous for grandpa's sake i'll let you off easy i think you owe nathan a thank you
00:44:34i think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you do you want me to get
00:44:38the other
00:44:38cheek all right that's enough everyone come inside and sit down
00:45:03is this a joke
00:45:05can you please pass me some food hold it
00:45:08who said you could eat anything else my husband and i paid for this feast
00:45:15my husband and i paid for this feast king crab fresh from alaska and grass-fed wagyu
00:45:23three times the price fifty times the flavor and you don't get a single bite
00:45:30it's just petty maybe so but gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders fine then we won't stay
00:45:39and eat with you come on let's go no no don't you dare leave our family dinner grandpa i'm sorry
00:45:47but they're treating us like i know dear i just want to have our family together fine we'll let
00:45:53the strays sit and eat with us better a stray than a bitch what was that
00:46:01i just want to have our family together fine we'll stay
00:46:07can i have a little napole it's okay sweetie we'll get something right after like drive-thru
00:46:13i hope you enjoy food poisoning that will be a particularly memorable christmas present
00:46:21no strays
00:46:23no strays
00:46:23al
00:46:23please are you okay
00:46:24yes
00:46:25you hit my child
00:46:28you're fucking crazy
00:46:29well if you teach her some manners maybe i wouldn't have to
00:46:36don't worry baby i'll handle it
00:46:40don't worry baby i'll handle it
00:46:46piper
00:46:47okay sweetie are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life
00:46:53okay sweetheart give me two minutes and one phone call
00:46:57as if you have a chef on speed dial
00:47:00actually i do
00:47:02he's such a liar this ought to be hilarious
00:47:05oh it will be
00:47:09sam
00:47:10yeah send the troops and bring that king crab from antarctica
00:47:14i'm already on my way
00:47:19bring that king crab from antarctica
00:47:21i'm already on my way
00:47:24you hear this guy he wants the best king crab in the world
00:47:28from antarctica
00:47:30now i get why you married him eva
00:47:33his silly delusions are just adorable
00:47:35max what are you doing
00:47:38don't worry about it sweetheart
00:47:39santa's already on his way
00:47:40actually
00:47:41five
00:47:43four
00:47:44three
00:47:45two
00:47:46one
00:47:51a helicopter
00:47:58there's no way
00:48:04how did you pull this off
00:48:05sam is like family
00:48:07i thought i'd introduce you to
00:48:08thanks boss
00:48:10boss
00:48:11eva's always been genuine with me
00:48:13maybe it's time she knew who i really am
00:48:16eva i think it's time you actually know the truth
00:48:20i'm maximus harrison
00:48:23you're the ceo of harrison group
00:48:29come on
00:48:32you can stop kidding around
00:48:33if you were the ceo why would you be here pretending to be my husband
00:48:37no i actually am the ceo
00:48:40come on
00:48:40you can stop the charade
00:48:41okay this is just another favor from that bigwig friend isn't it
00:48:44eva
00:48:45i'm not pretending
00:48:48mr harrison the antarctica king crab as you requested
00:49:00how is this possible
00:49:02this loser brings antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef
00:49:09who are you
00:49:10i told you i'm eva's husband
00:49:13that chef called him mr harrison
00:49:15wait no hold on
00:49:19you're the actual ceo of the harrison group
00:49:23you're worth more than some whole countries
00:49:27some of the small ones
00:49:29i mean you know that
00:49:31you work for me
00:49:32oh god
00:49:33i insulted my own boss
00:49:35i'm finished
00:49:40oh god
00:49:41i insulted my own boss
00:49:44i'm finished
00:49:44didn't think max would commit this hard
00:49:47pretending to be ceo is a hell of a move
00:49:49worth every penny i'm paying him
00:49:51for tonight
00:49:52your feast ends
00:49:53and with that
00:49:55your career
00:49:56you're fired
00:49:57fired?
00:49:59sam
00:50:03fired?
00:50:04god
00:50:05i can't be fired
00:50:07what?
00:50:09mr harrison please
00:50:10you can have as much crab as you want
00:50:13please
00:50:13mr harrison
00:50:14i'll do anything
00:50:15guys
00:50:16take out the trash
00:50:17and you
00:50:24oh me?
00:50:26mr harrison
00:50:27come on
00:50:28that was a christmas joke
00:50:29a family tradition
00:50:31yeah well
00:50:32there's a new family tradition
00:50:33sam
00:50:38will you do me the honors?
00:50:41glassy
00:50:45merry christmas
00:50:47aunt mary
00:50:49father do something
00:50:52well you kind of deserve that
00:50:54i'm leaving
00:50:55mmm
00:50:57pumpkin
00:50:57my favorite
00:51:04come on sweetie
00:51:04daddy have this crab flying just for you
00:51:07eat as much as you want
00:51:08thanks daddy
00:51:13i am so sorry i ruined your christmas
00:51:15i just couldn't take them treating you like that
00:51:17honestly
00:51:19this is the best christmas i've ever had
00:51:21well if you want we can have many more
00:51:23just like this
00:51:25does he really mean that
00:51:26or is he just playing the part
00:51:28i can't tell
00:51:30and that terrifies me
00:51:36merry christmas miss harrison
00:51:37i brought you a gift
00:51:38here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl
00:51:47this is wonderful
00:51:49sam i have a granddaughter
00:51:52tell me everything
00:51:54miss eva smith
00:51:55single mother
00:51:56small town gal
00:51:57didn't finish high school
00:51:58currently works in retail
00:51:59oh maximus
00:52:01i thought i raised you better
00:52:02a high school dropout
00:52:05in the harrison family
00:52:08what a chance
00:52:12she is clearly
00:52:13unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:52:16maximus seems to like her
00:52:17silence
00:52:18get me the address where she works
00:52:20it's happy heels
00:52:21on broadway
00:52:22that's nice
00:52:23we own that one
00:52:25good work
00:52:26but take off that stupid hat
00:52:38thanks
00:52:39so your dad insisted
00:52:40that i try this wine
00:52:41that he's been saving
00:52:42for 20 years
00:52:45sounds like he's happy
00:52:46with his new son-in-law
00:52:47and how about you
00:52:52me?
00:52:53yeah
00:52:55are you happy
00:52:56with your new husband?
00:53:01eva
00:53:11that birthmark
00:53:12family to me is a big commitment
00:53:15and i don't want any loose ends
00:53:17you know
00:53:19maximus there's so much we don't know
00:53:21so much we're not telling each other
00:53:25no feelings
00:53:26no complications
00:53:26that's what we agreed upon
00:53:28yeah i didn't sign a contract
00:53:30max
00:53:31yeah i guess you're right
00:53:34it's cold
00:53:37maybe i'll go grab some more firewood
00:53:40max
00:53:42i need to tell you something
00:53:46something important
00:53:47what's gotten into her?
00:53:49is she hiding something?
00:53:51just the part where you tell me
00:53:52there's no santa?
00:53:55i haven't been completely honest with you
00:53:59Piper is
00:54:02Piper is
00:54:03mommy, daddy, my hand hurts
00:54:06sweetie
00:54:07oh my gosh
00:54:08it's so swollen
00:54:09must have been when that witch
00:54:10smacked her with the fork earlier
00:54:11listen, you stay here with daddy
00:54:13mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:54:17come on, Piper
00:54:21okay, let me see
00:54:25I promise
00:54:26I won't let anyone
00:54:27hurt you or mommy again
00:54:29but that's not true
00:54:30you're leaving after christmas, aren't you?
00:54:35uh...
00:54:35daddy!
00:54:36no!
00:54:38well
00:54:44don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:54:49well, maybe i don't have to leave
00:54:52well, maybe i don't have to leave
00:54:53really?
00:54:54please stay, daddy
00:54:59you think it was scar?
00:55:03hmm
00:55:05i wouldn't worry about it
00:55:06scars make you look like a badass
00:55:08i have one too
00:55:10dad
00:55:12i got that when i was about your age
00:55:14some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:55:17really? no way
00:55:19no, it was actually a cactus
00:55:21but it's still cool
00:55:24i have something like that on the back of my neck
00:55:30piper, how long have you had that?
00:55:32my mom said i had that when i was born
00:55:40and how old are you?
00:55:41six
00:55:42six? that one night stand was about seven years ago
00:55:46okay, i found the first aid kit
00:55:48eva, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:52what do i even say? and how do i explain it to piper?
00:55:56sorry, honey, this man's your dad and he didn't know you existed until now
00:55:59um, yeah
00:56:02can i see your hand, sweetie?
00:56:07eva
00:56:11okay, look
00:56:15piper is
00:56:21go on
00:56:28that must be an emergency
00:56:31excuse me
00:56:31sorry, i took this
00:56:40mommy, are you okay?
00:56:42yeah
00:56:44mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:56:47i don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:56:51why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:53i'm telling you, max
00:56:55that woman is manipulating you
00:56:57she's a high school dropout
00:56:59doesn't even have a decent job
00:57:01and she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:57:03i'm eva's husband
00:57:05max
00:57:06that man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on
00:57:14i'm sorry, max
00:57:15you can't know piper's your daughter
00:57:17your mother would take her away
00:57:19after christmas, it's over
00:57:23eva?
00:57:25maximus?
00:57:26are you even listening to me?
00:57:28no, mom, mom, listen
00:57:29i'm sorry, okay?
00:57:31eva's my wife
00:57:31and i've made up my mind
00:57:32i'm not leaving her
00:57:36eva?
00:57:46eva's my wife
00:57:47eva's my wife
00:57:47eva's my wife
00:57:47this is for you, grandma
00:57:53oh, wow
00:57:55that's so cool
00:57:56did you make it?
00:57:57uh, derek, this is from
00:58:00eva and i
00:58:00oh, thank you so much
00:58:02thanks, guys
00:58:04i'm glad you're here
00:58:07oh, wow
00:58:08damn, these are nice
00:58:10grandpa, language
00:58:12little ears
00:58:18piper
00:58:19piper
00:58:19do you wanna go see your present?
00:58:21it's in the other room
00:58:21by the train set
00:58:22here, i'll go with you
00:58:23remember the song that we sang?
00:58:25hey, ready?
00:58:26grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:58:28what we got, guys?
00:58:29billy
00:58:29walking home from our house
00:58:31christmas eve
00:58:36you never told me
00:58:39have we met before?
00:58:44have we met before?
00:58:47she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:58:52i don't know what you're getting at
00:58:55eva, i have the same birthmark
00:58:57as piper
00:59:06i don't know what you're talking about
00:59:07lots of people have birthmarks
00:59:08they're very common
00:59:09i feel so awful
00:59:11but i can't lose my child
00:59:13no matter how i feel about him
00:59:17maybe
00:59:20are you okay?
00:59:23were the clogs a bad idea?
00:59:26no
00:59:27i'm fine
00:59:29um
00:59:31oh, i almost forgot
00:59:35i got you this
00:59:36you got me a gift, too?
00:59:38tis the season
00:59:39um
00:59:40open it
00:59:53gloves?
00:59:55did you make these?
00:59:57yeah
00:59:58i know this is a fake marriage
01:00:00but
01:00:00that's christmas
01:00:02you've already done so much for me
01:00:03i just wanted to do a little something for you
01:00:07how did i feel?
01:00:09warm, right?
01:00:11yeah
01:00:12warm
01:00:14soft
01:00:17perfect
01:00:22thank you eva
01:00:24i've never gotten anything this meaningful before
01:00:28really?
01:00:29yeah, my mom
01:00:31she partied all the time
01:00:32and
01:00:33i got gifts
01:00:34plenty of them
01:00:35but
01:00:36i don't think she ever bought one herself
01:00:40nothing
01:00:41personal
01:00:42well, you deserve it
01:00:44you're a good guy
01:00:46and
01:00:47someday you'll
01:00:49find
01:00:49someone special
01:00:50to
01:00:51spend all your christmases with
01:00:54and
01:00:55what if that day's today
01:00:59what if i already found someone special
01:01:03right here
01:01:27max
01:01:28we can't
01:01:30if you want me to stop
01:01:32you better tell me right now
01:01:38come on
01:01:39i don't want you to stop
01:01:47no matter how many years pass i still can't resist him
01:01:50no matter how many years pass
01:01:57i really want you to stop
01:02:08no matter how many years pass i can
01:02:16I can't get this way.
01:02:20Piper!
01:02:29Piper?
01:02:32She can't see me.
01:02:50Eva?
01:02:54Grandma, I'm up here!
01:03:08That was way too close.
01:03:10Yeah.
01:03:11We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:03:16Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:21Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:25You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:32Let me give it to you.
01:04:10Why are you calling me this morning?
01:04:14Why are you calling me this morning?
01:04:15Hello?
01:04:16Hello, Eva Smith.
01:04:18I'm Max's mother.
01:04:20Name your price.
01:04:21What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:24What?
01:04:25We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:29Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:04:33My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:37Piper is my daughter.
01:04:38And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:41So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own.
01:04:44But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:49There's my beautiful wife.
01:04:55You okay?
01:04:59Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:05:03So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:05:06What are you talking about?
01:05:08It's over.
01:05:10It's not that hard to understand.
01:05:15Eva, wait!
01:05:19So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:25Well, Max, it's not real.
01:05:28None of it was real.
01:05:30So, it's just a goodbye?
01:05:33Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:36Look.
01:05:39Last night,
01:05:41I let my guard down.
01:05:43But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:46And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:48Just tell me what you need.
01:05:51I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:05:53a good father.
01:05:55Just say the word.
01:06:02You don't get it.
01:06:04You don't get it.
01:06:12I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:19I won't give up on us.
01:06:38I won't give up on us.
01:06:45Piper.
01:06:46Sweetie, wake up.
01:06:47We're home.
01:06:52How can she just walk away?
01:07:01Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:07:03It's part of the agreement, too.
01:07:05Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:07:08Hey, you promised.
01:07:10Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:07:12Can you do this for me, please?
01:07:16All right, fine.
01:07:17When?
01:07:19Two days.
01:07:20I'll come pick you up.
01:07:22No need.
01:07:23Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.
01:07:30I know you and mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:07:36So don't give up.
01:07:37Okay, daddy?
01:07:38Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:40If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:41I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:56I love you.
01:07:57I love you.
01:07:57I love you.
01:07:57I love you.
01:07:58I love you.
01:08:03Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:08:05Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:08:08Boss?
01:08:09Boss?
01:08:13Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:08:16I need to go win back my family.
01:08:19Family?
01:08:20Boss, are you okay?
01:08:22Never better.
01:08:25Go get her, Max.
01:08:29Give it your best smile.
01:08:31Ah, there he is.
01:08:34Maximus, darling.
01:08:36I have some prospects for you.
01:08:38Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:43Oh.
01:08:45I told you.
01:08:46I already found the woman I love.
01:08:54Maximus, stop this.
01:08:56That Eva woman is scamming you, son.
01:09:00Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:09:04You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:09:07No, I'm not.
01:09:09Oh.
01:09:10I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:09:15I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:09:19What?
01:09:33Oh, that's her.
01:09:34The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:39Hi.
01:09:40Welcome in.
01:09:41Can I help you find something?
01:09:43I want to try those.
01:09:47Awesome.
01:09:48I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:50Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:56No, no, no.
01:09:57I know what I want.
01:09:59Size seven.
01:10:01Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:10:05Come on.
01:10:06She wants the white shoes.
01:10:13Ignore her.
01:10:14She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:16Here, let me help you.
01:10:17Come on.
01:10:22She seems kind.
01:10:28I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:30She's just doing her job.
01:10:33How do they feel?
01:10:34Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:10:38I think I need a size up.
01:10:40Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:45Right away.
01:10:46I'll be right back.
01:10:48She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:10:50Was I wrong about her?
01:11:06Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:11:09Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:11:10Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:12She can't walk.
01:11:16That's just pure evil.
01:11:18Evil.
01:11:20Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:23She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:24Who cares?
01:11:25It's the last pair.
01:11:27I get paid commission.
01:11:34I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:37See?
01:11:39This is your whole problem.
01:11:41This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:45I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:48I'm not selling her junk.
01:11:51She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:54People who insult her all day?
01:11:57I'm your manager.
01:12:02Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.
01:12:10Did I stutter?
01:12:16You don't have to fire me.
01:12:19I quit.
01:12:25I don't work here anymore.
01:12:28Listen.
01:12:29Don't buy the shoes.
01:12:31They're broken.
01:12:32Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:34You're a good person after all.
01:12:37Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:40I'm sorry?
01:12:43Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:45Get out!
01:12:52You're not disabled?
01:12:53Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:58Absolutely shameful.
01:13:00Who are you?
01:13:01I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group and the owner of this store.
01:13:08You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:13:12I am.
01:13:13And you, my dear, are fired!
01:13:17What did I do?
01:13:20You are a good person.
01:13:23From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:29Are you serious?
01:13:32Are you serious?
01:13:33That's right.
01:13:34Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:36You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:45You.
01:13:47Out!
01:13:47I'll leave.
01:13:51I'm leaving.
01:13:55I...
01:13:55I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:58No.
01:13:59Don't worry.
01:14:00You're getting a promotion.
01:14:02You deserve it, my dear.
01:14:07First assignment.
01:14:09I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:14:15Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:14:19Okay.
01:14:20Yeah.
01:14:22Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:25I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:35She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:37Of course she lives like this.
01:14:48Mrs. Harrison?
01:14:50I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:54Max?
01:14:55Eva?
01:14:56What are you doing here?
01:14:59I, uh...
01:15:00There you are, Eva!
01:15:03Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:15:06My new daughter-in-law.
01:15:08What are you talking...
01:15:13That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:18Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:19Stop!
01:15:21And you?
01:15:22You lied to me at the store!
01:15:25Y-you were both just testing me?
01:15:27Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:29I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:31I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:15:35But I was wrong.
01:15:36Eva, please.
01:15:37I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:39Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:42How could you think that of me?
01:15:44It's not like that, dear.
01:15:46Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:49Mom!
01:15:50What did you do?
01:15:51I-I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:54We're not together.
01:15:56And I can't love something that was never real.
01:16:02I made a horrible mistake.
01:16:05What are you waiting for, son? Go after her!
01:16:11Eva.
01:16:12Let me go!
01:16:13I swear, it's not what you think.
01:16:15But we come from two completely different worlds.
01:16:16Stop pretending like you care!
01:16:18I'm not pretending!
01:16:19Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:16:21And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:16:24No!
01:16:29Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:33Max, you came.
01:16:34God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:16:39I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:43Just say the word.
01:16:47See?
01:16:49Stop fighting.
01:16:52We belong together.
01:16:55You're wrong.
01:16:57Wrong about what?
01:16:59That you care?
01:17:00Or we belong together?
01:17:02Look, I already told you.
01:17:03We're from two completely different worlds.
01:17:06Now I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:17:10Now I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:17:15Eva!
01:17:18Eva!
01:17:21I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:23Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:31Ow!
01:17:33Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:35Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:37Come here.
01:17:45No, you're not fine.
01:17:47You're sad.
01:17:50I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:53I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:58I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:18:03Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:07Lovebug.
01:18:08You're right.
01:18:10What am I doing?
01:18:11Running like a coward?
01:18:14I've always taught you to be brave.
01:18:17Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:20I believe in you.
01:18:21What are you gonna do, Mommy?
01:18:24I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:29Maximus deserves to know.
01:18:31Piper is his daughter.
01:18:38Enough sulking.
01:18:40Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:43Don't you think I want to?
01:18:45She doesn't want me.
01:18:47I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:49Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:51You can't abandon her.
01:18:52Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:54I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:57And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:19:01What are you talking about?
01:19:03I already ran a DNA test.
01:19:06Piper is your daughter.
01:19:09What?
01:19:09See for yourself.
01:19:17I was right.
01:19:18Seven years ago.
01:19:20New Years.
01:19:21That woman was Eva.
01:19:32Eva!
01:19:34Hey.
01:19:36Daddy!
01:19:38Daddy!
01:19:39Piper!
01:19:42I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:50You came back.
01:19:55I, uh...
01:19:57Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:20:05I, uh...
01:20:06I was scared.
01:20:08But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:10Because what we have is real and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:15Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:20:19I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:23Piper is your daughter.
01:20:25You knew.
01:20:26My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:28Mama!
01:20:32Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:20:35But you've known this whole time?
01:20:36I was scared.
01:20:38Okay, I didn't know if you were gonna take her from me.
01:20:40I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:43How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:56I love you, Eva.
01:20:59I love you, too.
01:21:02I promise.
01:21:03For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:21:07As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:20Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:22For real this time?
01:21:24Yes!
01:21:26Yes, of course, I'll marry you!
01:21:28I love you.
01:21:31Yes!
01:21:33Hi!
01:21:40Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas,
01:21:42and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:21:47I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:54Who's that?
01:21:56Eva!
01:21:59Take me back!
01:22:02I'm sorry!
01:22:03I struck you tire!
01:22:07Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:22:10Again.
01:22:13No?
01:22:14Not funny?
01:22:26But I've got this.
01:22:26So, while you're doing this, I can't wait, I'll give you a minute.
01:22:26To be careful, I'll get a minute.
01:22:27We're trying to have the trash.
01:22:27We'll cut you in a little bit.
01:22:27We'll cut you out!
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