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00:00You
00:22See kittens that's where you belong on all fours
00:27My name is kitten, mouth breather
00:29Good boy kitten
00:32Why don't you give him a little kick
00:34He'll either hiss or piss himself
00:36Let's find out
00:38Come on man
00:40What?
00:40What?
00:44Don't make me call PETA
00:48We gotta ruin all my fun, I just started
00:50Trust me
00:51Screwing around with this loser's never as fun as you think it's gonna be
00:54You know my neighbor, no fun
00:57Whatever
01:03Hello
01:06When did my sweet damsel find a knight in shining armor to slay his dragons for him?
01:12Kind of thought that was my gig
01:13Okay, well clearly you got some room for improvement
01:15I was giving you space because I thought River wanted to rekindle the friendship
01:19Not gonna happen, he's too busy swinging his bat around
01:21Solid wood, you know
01:22To give a fuck about the lowly son of his family's housekeeper
01:25And he is quite skilled at rounding the bases I hear
01:28Which you won't catch me fantasizing about anymore, I'm over it
01:31Oh, so the song about River
01:33You're not still hoping he's gonna be your first kiss
01:37Or dare I say first everything
01:39Hadley, you were my first kiss
01:41That was when I thought you were straight and it does not count
01:44You should stop trying to ruin romance with the technicality
02:00Let's stop, let's take a beat
02:01Let's take a beat
02:02Okay
02:02River
02:04Tempo
02:06Tempo
02:06Is critical here
02:07I need you to feel the flow of the music
02:10Yeah
02:11I don't need you to get all the way here
02:14But the way that you're playing now is not
02:18Sounding like a passing grade
02:21It's an art selective
02:22I didn't even know it was possible to fail
02:25Well that's why I usually ask my beginner students to start with harmonica
02:29Be so for real, I'm not gonna be seen tonguing harmonica
02:32You're not helping your case here
02:35Okay, look, Mr. Ward, if I fail this class, I'm gonna be best for postseason
02:40The whole school's counting on me
02:41Oh, the pressures of the mayor's perfect son, okay, I get it
02:44All right, and I am impressed by how well you play your tiny violin
02:50But River, I am going to need to hear some miraculous improvement by midterms
02:58Or you were warming that bench
03:01Find a tutor
03:05Okay
03:07Hold on
03:18On the outside
03:20Looking in
03:21I really wasn't sure what I was getting
03:24Through the highways
03:27On the sea
03:28Waiting for something to get to me
03:32I wasn't sure what I was going for
03:36You summoned me?
03:41Yeah, come in
03:42Bar is the perfect temperature for you to beat me in a cannonball contest
03:47We're not five anymore, River
03:50Cannonballs can't fix us
03:51Wait, wait, wait, waitством
03:55Stop
04:00Wait, wait was it?
04:20StopЕТ
04:23I need to talk to you.
04:29Look, I know I'm probably not your favorite person these days.
04:38The thing is, I...
04:41I need you, Kit.
04:44You need me?
04:48I need you to teach me how to play guitar.
04:52Oh.
04:55You make it look so easy.
04:57And I may or may not be failing my music elective.
05:04And if I don't get it together and pass this class, then I'll be benched for postseason.
05:10Tough break.
05:13And my mom, she's up for re-election soon, too.
05:20She's gonna want to show off her hometown hero, you know that.
05:23River, you've been avoiding me for the past six years.
05:26Why would I help you now?
05:28Come on, Kit.
05:30You know you miss spending time with me.
05:36And if you ask real nicely, I'll even start sleeping over again.
05:41Whoa.
05:44I know, we're too old for that.
05:48But you are seriously vulnerable at school.
05:53And I could offer protection.
05:56Like how you protected me today?
06:01Find a new loser to tutor you.
06:04One that's actually fun to screw around with.
06:16And I didn't want to be some sort of simp, so I said my piece and I left.
06:20It's giving confidence, which I love for you.
06:22Good mouth.
06:23But I just can't believe that you turned him down.
06:25You like him.
06:27River and I together.
06:29That's never gonna happen.
06:32No, Kit.
06:35As much as I want to protect your squishy little heart, I cannot let you self-sabotage like this.
06:39It's not self-sabotage, it's self-defense.
06:42Text him, okay?
06:43You want River to kiss you.
06:45And he doesn't want to, because he's not into guys and he's not into me.
06:48Deep breath.
06:50Manifest with me, manifest.
06:52You can do it.
06:55Text him.
06:56And you want him to kiss you, so you get close enough to lean in.
07:10And I want you to know I'm done pretending to let...
07:20What the hell, River?
07:21Give a guy a warning.
07:23You were the one who invited me here.
07:26I assume you came around on my proposal and it's mutual benefits?
07:31Don't get too cocky.
07:34What's it gonna take?
07:36Email my knees?
07:45Would you please do me the honor of teaching me the song that you just played?
07:52Seriously, it was fire.
07:57Probably not.
07:58It's a little heavy on the F chord, so it's tricky for the fingers.
08:03So I'll take that as a yes.
08:05Which means it's time for you to prove your worth, Hendrix.
08:08Show me.
08:13Come on.
08:14Okay.
08:17That one has to go down there.
08:19And this is on the top one.
08:21I need to press hard.
08:22It kind of hurts.
08:23I am.
08:23No.
08:24Okay.
08:25I am.
08:26Harder.
08:27Yeah.
08:28Don't move.
08:29Okay.
08:30And I'll give it a downstroke.
08:35Or just strum the chord.
08:38Hmm.
08:39Trying to make me blush, Kit?
08:42Because I think it might be backfired.
08:46Stop.
08:47It's cute.
08:47It's embarrassing.
08:50It's genuine.
08:59Okay, I don't like that.
09:05Okay.
09:06Maybe you're right about that.
09:07Okay, I started with happy birthday as a kid, but there are others.
09:17What are you doing?
09:22What are you doing, Robert?
09:27Are you going to kiss me?
09:32I'm not gay, Kit.
09:37But you do, oh.
09:40Have an eyelash.
09:46May I?
09:54Have anything you've been running the wish for?
10:03No, we're up.
10:19We should probably get back to it.
10:21I've got a lot more stroking to do if I want to finish strong.
10:28It's just too easy.
10:29You know, you gotta start making me work for it, Kit.
10:38It was humiliating, had we?
10:43I don't understand what about this story is humiliating.
10:46There's a sweet eyelash moment.
10:48There's a wink.
10:49I mean, God.
10:50Remember, it's actually the CEO of flirting.
10:52But it isn't actually flirting because he isn't actually gay.
10:54Gay or not, two weeks in a week is not accidental.
10:57Well, then he must have an eye twitch or something.
10:59Because every time I see him at school, he has Carrie's hands all over him.
11:03Okay, well.
11:06Not a hard launch post in sight.
11:08And if they were in a relationship, Carrie would not be subtle about it.
11:17You're not wrong.
11:19Obviously.
11:21I mean, maybe he's bi.
11:23Why would you rule out a whole gender when you can charm the pants off anyone?
11:26Yeah, right.
11:28Well, I'll prove it.
11:29I'll kiss him.
11:31Say what?
11:33How did I know that you were a guy?
11:36You kissed me at that party freshman year?
11:38Mm-hmm.
11:38And then I knew immediately.
11:40And I think it's like a superpower of mine.
11:43I mean, I'm still in the beta phase of testing.
11:45But you know what they say?
11:46Gotta kiss a lot of frogs to find the case.
11:51You didn't like that one?
11:53So what makes you think River just let you kiss her randomly?
11:56Uh, hello?
11:59Mm-hmm.
12:00And you know, even you let me stick my tongue down your throat.
12:02And you were a strong six on the Kinsey scale.
12:10Okay, fine.
12:12Okay, fine.
12:13Okay, fine.
12:13Work your magic.
12:15Fine.
12:22Stupid laughter.
12:26I feel like a number one.
12:30Under the fading sun.
12:52I cannot confirm without a kiss, but I think it's safe to say that River Young is interested in boys.
12:57Or at least one boy.
12:59Who?
13:00Who do you think?
13:03I couldn't even get to first base with that dummy because he kept asking me questions about you.
13:09So now I should just...
13:14Make a move.
13:18Get off that bench.
13:20Dive in.
13:20Water's warm.
13:21Water's fine.
13:22Thumbs up is good.
13:23Yes.
13:24Energy.
13:24Bring it.
13:26Manifest that.
13:26Water's fine.
13:27Okay.
13:27Come on.
13:28Now the dreams are scattered.
13:31And there's no way back when we're running.
13:36I'm just gonna break my mind.
13:51Hey.
13:52I was hoping I might see you today.
13:55You were?
13:56Yeah.
13:56So I can beg you for a different song to practice.
14:02I, uh...
14:03Playing happy birthday on repeat is making me crave cake, and I can't exactly be wolfing down funfetti right before
14:10postseason.
14:13Don't cream your shorts, kittens.
14:16You're not exactly River's type.
14:21How do you know what my type is?
14:25I know it's not this little bitch.
14:43What?
14:43Did you have a crush on you or something?
14:49Don't know.
14:50Don't care.
14:51All right, class.
14:52Let's open our textbooks to page 87.
15:03Okay, where does the pinky go for the G chord?
15:06Third fret, first string.
15:08Okay.
15:09And then so then that's the same for the A, right?
15:11No.
15:15Why are you being so emo today?
15:17Don't know.
15:17Don't care.
15:20Is this about the Darius thing, earlier?
15:28My end of the deal is to provide you protection at school.
15:33What more are you looking for?
15:35Nothing.
15:37My end of the deal is to teach you guitar.
15:39Doesn't mean you have to be excited about it.
15:42Fair point.
15:48That's the G.
15:54We're not friends like we used to be.
15:59And whose fault is that?
16:02Doesn't matter.
16:06That's the A.
16:07No pinky.
16:13Look, I have a lot of good memories from those days.
16:15But we grew apart.
16:19We made new friends and got into different things.
16:24I don't disagree.
16:27Great.
16:27So then we're on the same page.
16:33This deals strictly business.
16:37Fine.
16:39You protect me from your friends, and I won't pretend to be one of them.
16:45Okay.
16:48Good work today.
16:53Are you kicking me out?
16:56I taught you the cords.
16:57Lesson's over.
16:59Okay.
17:13I'm not sure.
17:13Well, uh...
17:15The second floor.
17:16I'm still there.
17:19I know.
17:21Ooh, what are you working on, kittens?
17:26oh look
17:26you wrote a little song
17:29serious do you want to have some fun with this
17:32i can already tell
17:33this one just sucks
17:34oh half a heartbeat
17:37oh that sounds like trash
17:39can you guys just lay off
17:42oh river
17:43don't tell me you have a soft spot
17:45for the little kitty cat
17:47meow
17:49i have a conscience
17:50oh yeah you sure it's not a crush
17:56yeah i mean come on
17:58am i not enough for you river
18:03you want to suck kid's dick instead
18:09god forbid
18:10i want to keep you out of detention
18:12hey fire in the hole
18:16seriously
18:23that was so good
18:26this is for you
18:27kittens
18:30alright class
18:31that's enough
18:32settle down
18:48hey what are you
18:49i'm gonna talk and you're gonna listen okay
18:56my eyes are up here kit
19:01okay i'm here to tell you that i'm terminating our deal
19:04your what
19:05the goons you call friends were bullying me
19:07and you didn't do a damn thing to stop it
19:10i did try
19:12really
19:13because the way that i remember it
19:14is that you weren't even man enough to look me in the eyes
19:17this whole town treats you like you're some sort of hero
19:19because you set records swinging around a bat
19:21but that thing is useless without the balls to back it up
19:33i thought you were so much better than the person you pretend to be with your friends
19:40but i guess i was wrong
19:44i've never seen you so riled up before
19:47it's adorable
19:49hey no wait
19:50don't go
19:53i want you to know that i would have stepped in to protect you from physical harm
19:56bullying is more than just physical
19:58okay yeah yeah i get that now
20:01i was selfish
20:05i i didn't want to cross the scene
20:07and and you got hurt because of
20:08i promise it won't happen again kid
20:18i want you to feel safe with me like i feel safe with you
20:28i want you to know that i would really miss our guitar lessons
20:35not just because i enjoy making you blush so much
20:50so we have a deal
20:52again
21:03hey we're having a post-game party friday night
21:06you should come
21:06i'm not really sure that's
21:08look darrys and carrie are just gonna have to accept
21:10it's your mind
21:12time for dinner
21:15come to the party friday
21:17and i want to make sure you have a good time
21:23take it
21:28okay we're going inside
21:29what is the worst that could happen
21:32i'm so glad you asked i've spent the past 72 hours thinking about it
21:36okay let's hear it
21:37it starts off innocently
21:38um we get to the party
21:39find the alcohol
21:41grab a jello shot
21:42five jello shots
21:44five jello shots
21:46river approaches us
21:47asks me to be his partner in beer pong
21:48i graciously allow you to ditch me
21:50but you can't
21:51because i suck at beer pong
21:53i won't make a single cup
21:54and i'll spend the rest of the party
21:56trailing under the table
21:57i'll darrys and carrie meow
21:59yeah yeah yeah
22:00okay so hard no on the beer pong
22:02but there are plenty of other ways to have fun at the party
22:05plus
22:05they won the game so everyone's gonna be in good spirits
22:08and i see the jello shots
22:09let's go do shots
22:15what are you doing here
22:19this house has a no pet policy so
22:23if you don't want to get punished
22:25you better get on your knees and crawl
22:30kid
22:31you made it
22:33what
22:34you invited the freak
22:35of course
22:37without him
22:38i'd fail my music collective
22:40and be benched for our postseason games
22:45you don't want that do you
22:48no
22:49right
22:51so say thank you kit
22:56thank you
22:58kit
22:59that was nice
23:02and now that you're here
23:03you have enough people for suck and blow
23:06suck and what
23:07let's go
23:08wait no
23:09i want to sip my river
23:10don't be ridiculous
23:13all right
23:13the rules are simple
23:14suck to hold the card to your lip
23:18and then you pass it around mouth to mouth
23:21around the circle
23:23and if it drops
23:24then you have to kiss
23:27you know the rules river
23:28come on let's play
23:30all right then you start
23:35fine
23:55kiss
23:56kiss
23:57kiss
23:57kiss
23:57kiss
23:58kiss
23:58kiss
24:14Hey, hey, don't drop it this time, uh-huh
24:35Um, this is why we're supposed to alternate genders in the circle
24:40Don't worry, I'll volunteer stripping
24:41To kiss River, obviously
24:44No one's desperate enough to kiss kittens
24:58Don't worry, I'll have a try
25:05There you go
25:08And I'll try
25:12Yes, I'll try
25:19Classic River, such a rule follower
25:23Even when it totally ruins the vibe
25:30So, who wants to play beer pong?
25:33I mean, River and I are totally, like, reigning champions or whatever
25:36It's one of the many reasons why we're destined to be together, isn't that right, River?
25:42Yeah, yeah, we could definitely take on some new challengers
25:45Don't feel like you need to hang around, Kit
25:48River's gonna be pretty tied up
25:50The rest of the night
26:07I know, I know, I know, I'm late
26:08I'm late, I'm late, but
26:10Kit
26:12I was hoping to show you
26:14Ready?
26:18Ready?
26:19Ready?
26:32Thank you, thank you
26:33I'll be here all week, L.A.
26:41What are you, are you shocked that I pulled it off?
26:45It's because of you
26:48What's wrong?
26:50Aren't we gonna talk about the other night?
27:02The kiss?
27:06What's there to talk about?
27:08We're playing a game
27:09It's no big deal
27:10You could've kissed Carrie instead
27:13Yeah
27:16Yeah, but, uh, but like she said, I'm, I'm a rule follower
27:23That sounds like an excuse
27:26Carrie was putting you on blast, so I, I, I, I kissed you to shut her up
27:30I was protecting you
27:34Right?
27:36Cause that's, that's the deal, right?
27:43If I'm being completely honest, River
27:45If you're flirting with me over the past few weeks hasn't exactly been subtle
27:49I wasn't flirting
27:52I was, I was being friendly
27:54I don't know what we are right now, but I'm damn sure we're not friends
28:08I, I, I, I, I don't, I don't know
28:15How to
28:16I'm with you
28:18You know that, right?
28:44It was just a game, kid
28:48It's all it ever was
28:53I guess it's easy to seem perfect when you're living a lie
29:22Kit, I, I'm sorry that I hurt you
29:27Kit, I don't wanna, Kit, I, I'm sorry that I, I hurt you
29:32I don't wanna lie to myself
29:40I don't wanna be perfect, I, I just, you mean more to me than anyone ever has before
30:05River, I'm glad you texted, I know I said some things that
30:15What the hell are you doing?
30:16What?
30:18River's the only one that's to slum it with the freaks
30:23Kiss me
30:24Come on, Kit, it's just a little one
30:26Hey, get the hell away from him
30:31Please don't
30:33He deserves this
30:35It's not worth it
30:49This is all my fault
30:51I guess these wounds are technically self-inflicted
30:54No, I'm serious
30:57I treated you like crap
30:58Obviously
31:05I'm sorry, Kit
31:07I know we've got to be put in here somewhere
31:16Kit
31:20Can we be friends again?
31:24Well, that depends on the answer to one question
31:28Ask me anything
31:36Promise to be honest
31:39Even if the answer's no, it'll help me move on with my life
31:44Do you have feelings for me, River?
31:53You were right earlier
31:56About lying to myself
32:02I've been feeling something more for you
32:09And I guess I'm still a little confused, but
32:14Maybe I've been scared
32:15Okay
32:18It doesn't feel okay
32:27I'm sorry, I'm not good at this, am I?
32:31Perfection's overrated anyway
32:39Well, I do know this pretty incredible teacher
32:44Oh, yeah
32:48And if, uh
32:51Perfection's impossible
32:56I'm hoping he can at least give me free clothes
33:25I've definitely been missing out
33:37Are you sure?
33:39This is what you want
33:42More than anything
34:08I understand why I'm nervous
34:11Who are you?
34:15I've never done this before either
34:23Can you show me what you like?
34:35What's this?
34:42That's good
34:44And that?
34:46Even better
34:50I guess we got the whole night to figure that out
34:59I guess we got the whole night to figure that out
35:02I guess we got the whole night to figure that out
35:02I guess we got the whole night to figure that out
35:04I guess we got the whole night to figure that out
35:10I guess we got the whole night to figure that out
35:12I guess we got the whole night to figure that out
35:14I guess we got the whole night to figure that out
35:14I guess we got the whole night to figure that out
35:15I guess we got the whole night to figure that out
35:15I guess we got the whole night to figure that out
35:17I guess we got the whole night to figure that out
35:18I guess we got the whole night to figure that out
35:18I guess we got the whole night to figure that out
35:22I guess we got the whole night to figure that out
35:41Is this real life?
35:45I guess there's only one way to find out.
35:49Hey!
35:51Felt like a dream.
36:03I have a confession to make.
36:10I think you deserve to know.
36:17These feelings aren't new for me.
36:21I've had them since we were kids.
36:24I thought it'd be easier to pretend like they weren't there.
36:28But I guess I forgot to stop pretending.
36:40You don't want your parents to know?
36:46Their expectations have shaped my life.
36:52I didn't want to disappoint them.
36:57And I thought, I don't know, if I became a jock and I hooked up with enough girls that I
37:04would be able to squash my feelings for you.
37:14And yet, here I am.
37:15With you.
37:28You know, I gotta say, I'm impressed with your hookup record considering your lack of sexual attraction.
37:34Because I kissed Hallie once and that was one too many girls for me.
37:37Well, it's not like that for me, Kit.
37:41I didn't lie to you, I'm not gay.
37:43You've gotta be kidding me.
37:45Okay, you didn't let me finish, I'm not gay.
37:46I'm, I'm bi.
37:49It's still very into you.
37:59Once Hadley finds out about what happened tonight, I'm gonna have to sit through so many renditions of her, I
38:05told you so, Dan's.
38:07That's so.
38:09Mm-hmm.
38:11She guessed you were bi.
38:16She guessed that Darius was gay after she kissed him, and I didn't believe her.
38:20Yeah, I did not see that quote.
38:23Like, I mean, I guess our friendship was never that deep, though, so.
38:32So what's going on with Carrie?
38:37Her dad is my mom's chief of staff.
38:43They've been best friends since college, so.
38:48Oh, and our families are close.
38:50And I think she thinks that means that we're destined to be together.
38:56Yeah.
38:57Okay, that sucks.
39:02Yeah.
39:03Like, even as kids, it felt ridiculous.
39:05You know?
39:09Especially since I kind of had a crush on somebody else.
39:16Yeah, you.
39:18Yeah.
39:24You know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know,
39:38you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know,
39:38you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know,
39:38you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know,
39:38you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know,
39:38you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know,
39:38you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know,
39:38you know, you know, you know, you know
39:50Miss me?
39:53Damn it, Carrie.
39:55What is with people creeping in the shadows tonight?
39:58There's such a thing as a terrible surprise, you know.
40:00Oh, I do know.
40:03In fact, as far as terrible surprises go,
40:07I'm pretty sure catching your soulmate hooking up with some homo freak
40:11is number one on that list.
40:14We're not soulmates, Carrie.
40:17I wonder what your mom would think
40:20if she were to find out about your little tryst with the help, son.
40:26In an election year, no less.
40:30Framed the right way, well, that's just gossip that could spread like wildfire.
40:36Blackmail?
40:37Seriously.
40:41I'm so done with your petty drama.
40:44Do what you want, Carrie.
40:46I'm strong enough to handle it.
40:48Maybe.
40:50But is sweet kitten strong enough to handle it?
40:55Do you seriously think he can handle the scrutiny of a public relationship with you?
41:02He...
41:03He...
41:04He can take it.
41:05Hmm.
41:06I think it's so sweet, you protecting your pet like that.
41:12But if you don't fall in line,
41:15I not only have the power to publicly out you,
41:20but I will destroy that little twink's life.
41:32Think about it.
41:33Let me know.
41:37Bye, River.
41:47Oh, Kit and River, they're sitting in a tree.
41:52Uh, you see, Kit and...
41:54Oh.
41:56Should I...
41:57Should I do, like, another remix for him?
41:58I have at least two in the tank, ready to go, locked and loaded.
42:01I love you, but you need to go.
42:04Okay, yeah.
42:05We'll give you ten feet, but protect your voice,
42:06because I want to hear every cell phone.
42:10I'm so sorry.
42:12For what, silly?
42:13Don't be.
42:17Okay.
42:18Oh, my God, kittens, did you hear the good news?
42:23I finally convinced River to take me off the market.
42:25Officially.
42:29Isn't that great?
42:29You gutless goblin.
42:31He has given you more chances than your sorry ass deserves,
42:35and yet here you go again, breaking promises.
42:39Last night?
42:41Did they fuck?
42:41That changes things more than you know.
42:44Is River gay?
42:45I don't know what you mean.
42:47Yeah, he doesn't, because River was with me last night.
42:51So I don't know what sort of gossip your gay little sidekick is spewing,
42:55but he needs to get a life
42:57and stop making my boyfriend
42:59the subject of his homoerotic fantasies.
43:02Okay?
43:03Okay.
43:03Okay?
43:04It's okay.
43:05I got this.
43:09But this is the last time I do anything for you.
43:17They're right.
43:18Nothing happened.
43:21Kit, what are you doing?
43:23Don't worry.
43:24Your golden boy is just as shiny as ever,
43:27and I don't give a shit about what any of you think about me.
43:34But you should never talk to me again.
43:37Ever.
43:37Here we go.
44:08I find that I'm always having to make amends for shortcomings, trying to make my way, knocking on every door
44:26in this maze.
44:29The times it's all out of reach. Soldier I, when it's harder to learn than to teach.
44:46Hi, boyfriend. I haven't been able to stop thinking about you.
44:53I was thinking we should get some pictures, like as a couple.
44:58I know Kara and her boyfriend took some by the beach, but I was thinking it would be really cute
45:03if we took ours at sunset on the baseball field.
45:07I just...
45:10Babe.
45:11Are you even listening to me?
45:19Get the hell out of my room.
45:22What?
45:24No, we had a deal.
45:27Deal's expired.
45:28I'm done playing your manipulation game.
45:31What?
45:32No, don't forget about the...
45:34The blackmail.
45:36All right.
45:39Well, it was right of you to assume that I would do anything to protect Kit.
45:45But as it turns out, he never needed my protection, because he's braver than I'll ever be.
45:50And after today, there's nothing you could do that would be more humiliating or devastating than what he did to
45:57himself.
45:58And yeah, my mom may let your dad run her life behind the scenes, but...
46:05I'm not going to let you run mine.
46:08So do your worst, Carrie.
46:12You're done being your puppet.
46:16I'm not going to make you regret this.
46:22You ungrateful dick.
46:32You got me feeling like a firebolt.
46:36Hot in the sky.
46:39Ah.
46:41Flandering pig, sit at the back of the classroom, please.
46:45I need your help.
46:51I think I'm in love with him, Hal.
46:58Okay, then.
46:59The swine may speak.
47:03Okay, here's my plan.
47:07So, uh, yeah, I don't know if you heard the news, but Rivera and Carrie, they, uh, broke up.
47:13Doesn't change what he did.
47:15What?
47:16Oh.
47:17Hey, Hal, I kind of need to talk to Kit.
47:22Hell no.
47:25It's okay.
47:26I'll hear him out.
47:35Look, I know I've been a dick lately.
47:38And at the house, I was just confused in Ten Beers Deep.
47:44But I'm trying to figure things out.
47:48Good for you.
47:51So, uh, you and Rivera?
47:55No.
47:56No, we're not.
47:59And why is he?
48:04Hello, hello, everybody.
48:06It's how I could please get your attention.
48:08We could stand up.
48:10Uh, Rivera Young is going to serenade a very special someone.
48:15What the hell is going on?
48:18Uh, all right, uh, this song is called First Aid Kit.
48:36I left you standing in the hallway
48:40And chose the easier, lonely way
48:44Thought I'd forget the way you look at me
48:50But every chord I played made me see
48:53I kept your name in a solid folder
48:56Every lesson made me bolder
48:58Thought I'd say it sooner
49:00But I'm saying it today
49:02I've been bleeding out in silence
49:07Running from the only one that feels right
49:13I want you to know
49:16I want you to know
49:17I'm done pretending to let go
49:20You were the ground beneath my feet on the lungs
49:25I'll hold on to every window
49:29Every wish, every wrong
49:31You were the cure for what was breaking me
49:36And I won't let go
49:40And I won't let go
49:53River, that sounds like a passing grade
49:57Mr. Ward
49:59Really?
50:00Oh, add in the performance and the original song
50:02Yeah, you've got yourself an A
50:06Well done, River
50:08Oh my god, River
50:10That was amazing
50:10Well, what the hell are you doing?
50:12Well
50:13I accept your apology, I guess
50:15It was so good
50:17Oh
50:18You think I was singing about you?
50:21Well
50:21Duh
50:22He was singing to Kit
50:24You moron
50:32What?
50:33Are you seriously that selfish?
50:35You're going to ruin your mom's career for some loser?
50:41Everyone's going to see this, River
50:42It's going to go viral
50:43As it should
50:45I already told my mom about my relationship with Kit
50:50She couldn't be more supportive
50:54I'm loving that I get to break up with you again
50:57And this time for everyone to see
51:03Sorry
51:14Are you sure about this?
51:18Being with you
51:21Does feel like a dream
51:24That's when it's finally coming true
51:27Through being with you
51:30Let's do it
51:34Thank you
51:37Mr.
51:39Oh
51:39Oh
51:40Oh
51:40Oh
51:40Oh
51:42Oh
51:42I still believe in you, so bless her.
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