Waterboy: Second Down | The Quarterback He Never Stopped Loving
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00:00:17You're supposed to be helping me pack for college, remember?
00:00:21You were serious about that?
00:00:22Yes.
00:00:23I thought that was just an excuse to get your hot quarterback boyfriend over for a boot call.
00:00:33Pack first, boot call, later.
00:00:37No.
00:00:40Karma.
00:00:44You're taking the stuff with you?
00:00:46The Waterboy uniform?
00:00:47No, thank you.
00:00:49But I would like your football jersey.
00:00:52Come on, give it.
00:00:54Well, pretty soon, you're going to have one of these from the NFL with my name on it.
00:01:00I know, but this one is always going to be special to me.
00:01:10Dad?
00:01:11Son, check MSC.
00:01:13You need to look at the NFL draft now.
00:01:26My dreams just keep coming true, huh?
00:01:30We signed the contract this afternoon and you were on a plane to California in the morning.
00:01:34Woo!
00:01:35Congratulations.
00:01:36Okay.
00:01:37Woo!
00:01:42Come to California with me.
00:01:44I'm going to college in Boston tomorrow.
00:01:47I...
00:01:49We knew long distance could be a possibility.
00:01:52We can make it work.
00:01:54Yeah.
00:01:57My biggest dream has always been the NFL, but Caden's my first love.
00:02:02The one who made it safe for me to be gay.
00:02:05Can I take this next step without him?
00:02:08You did it.
00:02:08You did it.
00:02:09You did it.
00:02:14Nice.
00:02:15I know.
00:02:16It's a good kid.
00:02:17It's a good kid.
00:02:19It's a good kid.
00:02:20It's a good kid.
00:02:25Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:02:26Everyone, don't sign yet.
00:02:29I want to get this on video.
00:02:30The moment my son, well, our son, joins the NFL.
00:02:37Caden, come here.
00:02:39I need you here for this.
00:02:40Oh, jeez.
00:02:41Come on, son.
00:02:43Come on.
00:02:46Okay.
00:02:56I'm turning down the NFL.
00:03:03Son, playing football for the NFL has been your dream so you can walk.
00:03:07Why would you give that up?
00:03:09Come on, Dad.
00:03:10The Cobras are all the way in California.
00:03:12It's across the country from Ivy.
00:03:14From Caden.
00:03:16Don't try to change my mind.
00:03:18I know what I'm doing.
00:03:20You cannot give up your dream for some, some boy.
00:03:24Mom, Caden isn't just some boy, okay?
00:03:27Son, we got a way to think about this.
00:03:29Come on, son.
00:03:30Really, come on.
00:03:31There's long distance, right?
00:03:32We can fly him out.
00:03:34It's fine.
00:03:34You are so stupid right now.
00:03:36Oh, my God.
00:03:37Enough.
00:03:38Okay?
00:03:39No one's going to change my mind.
00:03:41Caden is more important to me.
00:03:43Son.
00:03:44Son.
00:03:45Donovan can't really be ready to give up his NFL dreams for me.
00:03:48First, you turned my son gay, and now you're ruining his life.
00:03:53I didn't turn him gay.
00:03:54You are the worst mistake he has made in his life.
00:03:58Break up with him.
00:03:59I would never do that.
00:04:00I love him.
00:04:01Oh, you love him.
00:04:03He is giving up his future for you.
00:04:05Tell me, Caden, would you actually give up Ivy for him?
00:04:10I will talk to Donovan.
00:04:12I will make him understand that we can still be together, even if he goes.
00:04:14No.
00:04:16Didn't you see what happened in Minnesota?
00:04:18If he is ever caught with you, his career is over.
00:04:22However, this is what happens to gay professional football players.
00:04:28Caden, if you truly love him, break up with him, and make it hurt so bad that he runs to
00:04:35California, and he never looks back.
00:04:38That he never pursues a relationship with someone like you.
00:04:42Otherwise, he will wake up one day, and he will realize he wasted his life on you.
00:04:50And he will hate you for it.
00:05:12I can't let him give up his dreams for me.
00:05:15If it's meant to be, we'll find our way back to each other.
00:05:22Okay, Caden, I've loved you since you dyed my uniform label colors.
00:05:30Will you marry me?
00:05:32Caden, marry me.
00:05:35You know you want to.
00:05:41Why am I nervous?
00:05:43No matter what I say, Caden will say yes.
00:05:49You're looking good, Waterboy.
00:05:54I want to break up.
00:06:03Oh my god, dude, I thought you were serious or something.
00:06:05I am serious.
00:06:07I want a fresh start.
00:06:10New school, new pool of men.
00:06:14What do you mean we talked about?
00:06:16You're just a high school experiment.
00:06:19It's over now.
00:06:20It's time to move on.
00:06:22I don't believe you.
00:06:24Caden, come on.
00:06:26If something's wrong, talk to me about it.
00:06:30We can't break up.
00:06:32And he will realize he wasted his life on you.
00:06:36And he will hate you for it.
00:06:40I found someone better.
00:06:42We gotta hit the road soon, babe.
00:06:46I don't fucking believe this.
00:06:48Believe what you want, it's over.
00:06:59Kid, if you don't want to be together, fine.
00:07:03But you're my best friend.
00:07:08I can't lose that.
00:07:24I'm sorry, Donovan.
00:07:26You won't go and join the NFL if I don't cut you off.
00:07:31Staying friends with a high school hookup is pathetic.
00:07:37Say that again.
00:07:39I dare you.
00:07:44I don't want to be your boyfriend or your friend.
00:07:51Then I guess that makes us enemies.
00:08:05Okay.
00:08:06I think he bought it.
00:08:07Honestly, I didn't think I could pull it off.
00:08:09How do you think I did?
00:08:13Hey.
00:08:14Hey, Caden.
00:08:17You don't have to do this.
00:08:19I do.
00:08:20I do have to do this.
00:08:22I can't be the reason that he gives up his NFL dreams.
00:08:27That's not up to you.
00:08:29That's up to him.
00:08:31You'll understand.
00:08:33He'll understand eventually.
00:08:34You'll see.
00:08:38Please come talk about this.
00:08:40Please.
00:09:04Dad, until I change my mind, I'm going to sign with the NFL.
00:09:18You think I'm disposable?
00:09:20Just wait, Caden.
00:09:22I'll get so big, you won't be able to escape me.
00:09:33Goddammit, we need bigger athletes.
00:09:36How are we going to stand out here in Boston?
00:09:38All idea is welcome.
00:09:39A signing bonus, like a big one, or a free car, like a Hummer.
00:09:44Throw parties with influencers, could make us look really cool.
00:09:47We could turn overlooked talent into household names.
00:09:50Did I tell you to sit?
00:09:52Clean this shit up, then go pick up my dry cleaning and deliver to my house.
00:09:56I have ideas to pitch.
00:09:58What does a fudge packer like you know about sports?
00:10:01You are the diversity hire, okay?
00:10:03I didn't want you here.
00:10:04If you don't like it, you can leave.
00:10:07If you fire me, I won't meet the credits to graduate college.
00:10:09Then you should stop complaining about being the office's bitch.
00:10:13Don't get guys left at?
00:10:18Yeah, I gotta take this.
00:10:19Here, watch this press conference.
00:10:21We'll discuss after.
00:10:23Hey, don't forget to clean up.
00:10:25This has no sugar in it.
00:10:27And you're ruining my fucking day, okay?
00:10:31Mr. Miller, you've led the California Cobras to three championship wins and won MVP every single year since you joined
00:10:38the NFL.
00:10:39What motivates you?
00:10:40Easy.
00:10:42My first love from high school.
00:10:48Donovan and I haven't spoken in three years.
00:10:51Not since our breakup.
00:10:53But going back in the closet made him the biggest, most loved quarterback in the world.
00:10:59How romantic.
00:11:00The love of your high school girlfriend inspires you?
00:11:05That love inspired me.
00:11:07Once.
00:11:08Until I got dumped for another guy.
00:11:11Then hate became the bigger motivator.
00:11:15There's a rumor you got a career-ending injury in last year's championships.
00:11:18Is that why you're leaving the Cobras?
00:11:21I tore my ACL in the championship, that's true.
00:11:24But I will be back by the end of the season.
00:11:26Does that mean you've already been scouted by a new team?
00:11:30Come on.
00:11:32I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
00:11:36I mean, what type of person dumps the Donovan Miller?
00:11:40Some dumb bitch from that small town he crawled out of.
00:11:43She's such a nobody, the press can't even find her in that tiny hick town of ten people.
00:11:48Is it Maple whatever?
00:11:50Maple Hills.
00:11:52There are 800 students.
00:11:55You know the enrollment?
00:11:59You went there?
00:12:00Oh.
00:12:01My.
00:12:01God.
00:12:03You're the girlfriend he's been hiding?
00:12:09Oh.
00:12:11Oh my God.
00:12:12Did you see his face?
00:12:14I bet that's one of his fantasies, getting butt banged by the Star QB.
00:12:19Did Donovan even know you existed?
00:12:23Yes.
00:12:24We crossed paths.
00:12:38I've never kissed a guy before.
00:12:42Am I doing it right?
00:12:46Donovan did know me.
00:12:47Oh, yeah.
00:12:48Maybe in your dreams, bud.
00:12:49Fruitcake definitely had a big gay crush on Donovan Miller.
00:12:53Not only did he know who I am, I helped him win the state championship senior year.
00:12:57Oh my God.
00:12:58This Twinkie Pie actually believes his fantasies are real.
00:13:03Dry cleaning.
00:13:04Now.
00:13:06We told him.
00:13:08We have a huge potential client in tomorrow.
00:13:11Everybody dress for success.
00:13:13I need you on your A game.
00:13:14We need to sign this guy.
00:13:17Who is it?
00:13:20Donovan Miller.
00:13:24Looks like Caden's fantasy is about to come to life.
00:13:27What?
00:13:27Huh?
00:13:28What?
00:13:35Sorry for teasing you.
00:13:37We just like to rip the newbies.
00:13:39We cool?
00:13:44Ooh, heads up.
00:13:46Tomorrow is theme day.
00:13:47If you show up in something tied to Donovan Miller, Dick will love it.
00:13:52I have Donovan's old jersey.
00:13:54Will this McDick take me seriously?
00:14:11What you doing?
00:14:13Staring at your hot sexy quarterback ex-boyfriend again?
00:14:16I was looking something up for my internship.
00:14:20Right.
00:14:21And I'm wearing all black.
00:14:25You should quit.
00:14:26They treat you like shit.
00:14:28I can't.
00:14:30They are literally the only place that would take me with my grades and...
00:14:34I need an intern credit to graduate.
00:14:37Donovan has no idea, does he?
00:14:40That you were so wrecked after the breakup that you nearly flunked out of college.
00:14:46I don't know, man.
00:14:49I think you should tell him.
00:14:50He doesn't want to hear from me.
00:14:53Besides, I'll...
00:14:54I'll never see him again, so it doesn't matter.
00:14:58Good morning, lass.
00:15:00Please open your books to page 42.
00:15:01I'll never see you.
00:15:19I'll never see you.
00:15:22Welcome to Boston, Mr. Miller.
00:15:36What is going on at the...
00:15:41Why is the room like this?
00:15:44Because Donovan is here.
00:15:47You're lying.
00:15:51But I haven't seen him since...
00:15:54It's been three years.
00:15:56Okay, well, get ready because Aaron's about to bring him in.
00:15:59What?
00:16:00Yeah.
00:16:01Here he is.
00:16:03The Donovan who actually knows you exist.
00:16:07Now you can act out all your perverted little homo fantasies.
00:16:11Come on, Caden.
00:16:12Kiss him.
00:16:13Kiss your big quarterback crush.
00:16:16Kiss him.
00:16:18Kiss him.
00:16:18Kiss him.
00:16:22Kiss him.
00:16:24Kiss him.
00:16:25Kiss him.
00:16:26Kiss him.
00:16:26It's been years since I broke up with Donovan, so he joined the NFL.
00:16:30And I'm still not over him.
00:16:36What the hell is going on in here?
00:16:38Sir, it looks like Caden knew that Donovan was coming today and he wanted to show him that he's his
00:16:43biggest fan.
00:16:44Mm-hmm.
00:16:45You are my biggest fan?
00:16:53Still a bully.
00:16:55You haven't changed at all, have you?
00:17:13You're not fucking funny.
00:17:14Now clean all this shit up or you can kiss my contract.
00:17:17Goodbye.
00:17:29No!
00:17:39You kept my jersey.
00:17:42At the back I don't want it.
00:17:44I don't want my fucking high school football jersey back.
00:17:54You weren't wearing glasses.
00:17:58It's been three years.
00:18:01I upgraded to contacts.
00:18:03I liked you better before.
00:18:06What do you want?
00:18:07I want you to be honest for once.
00:18:10About why you dumped me back then.
00:18:13Me?
00:18:13After you pretended to not know me up there?
00:18:20Aren't you curious about why I'm here?
00:18:24You got traded to the Bobcats.
00:18:27Oh, Caden.
00:18:28I had five offers.
00:18:31Why do you think I chose Boston?
00:18:33They're a strong scoring record.
00:18:35Don't be stupid, Caden.
00:18:38I came here for you.
00:19:02I came here for you.
00:19:11You're supposed to be helping me pack for college, remember?
00:19:15You were serious about that?
00:19:16Yes.
00:19:17I thought that was just an excuse to get your hot quarterback boyfriend over for a booty call.
00:19:27Pack first.
00:19:29Booty call later.
00:19:31No.
00:19:34Karma.
00:19:38You're taking this stuff with you?
00:19:40The Waterboy uniform?
00:19:41No, thank you.
00:19:43But, I would like your football jersey.
00:19:46Come on, give it.
00:19:48Well, pretty soon, you're going to have one of these from the NFL with my name on it.
00:19:53I know.
00:19:55But, this one is always going to be special to me.
00:20:04Dad?
00:20:05Son?
00:20:06Check MSC.
00:20:07You need to look at the NFL draft now.
00:20:15Oh, my God!
00:20:17Dad!
00:20:18You're the number one pick we've ever found!
00:20:20My dreams just keep coming true, huh?
00:20:24We signed the contract this afternoon, and you were on a plane to California in the morning!
00:20:29Congratulations, son!
00:20:31Okay.
00:20:32Oh, my God!
00:20:35I'm so proud of you.
00:20:36Come to California with me.
00:20:39I'm going to college in Boston tomorrow.
00:20:43Hey, we knew long distance could be a possibility.
00:20:46We can make it work.
00:20:48Yeah.
00:20:51My biggest dream has always been the NFL.
00:20:54But...
00:20:55Caden's my first love.
00:20:57The one who made it safe for me to be gay.
00:20:59Can I take this next step without him?
00:21:02You did it! You did it! You did it!
00:21:09You did it!
00:21:09I know.
00:21:10I took it.
00:21:10I did it!
00:21:11It's a good kid!
00:21:13It's a good kid!
00:21:14It's a good kid!
00:21:14It's great!
00:21:16It works!
00:21:19Oh!
00:21:19Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:21:21Everyone!
00:21:22Don't sign yet!
00:21:23I want to get this on video!
00:21:24The moment my son, well, well, our son, joins the NFL.
00:21:31Kaden, come here.
00:21:33I need you here for this.
00:21:34Oh, jeez.
00:21:35Come on, son.
00:21:37Okay.
00:21:41Okay.
00:21:50I'm turning down the NFL.
00:21:57Son, playing football for the NFL has been your dream so that you could walk.
00:22:01Why would you give that up?
00:22:03Come on, Dad.
00:22:04The Cobras are all the way in California.
00:22:06It's across the country from Ivy.
00:22:09From Kaden.
00:22:10Don't try to change my mind.
00:22:12No, I know what I'm doing.
00:22:15You cannot give up your dream for some...
00:22:17Some boy.
00:22:18Mom, Kaden isn't just some boy, okay?
00:22:21Son, we got a way to think about this.
00:22:23Really, come on, son.
00:22:24Really, come on.
00:22:25There's long distance, right?
00:22:27We can fly him out.
00:22:28It's fine.
00:22:28You are so stupid right now.
00:22:30Oh, my God.
00:22:31Enough!
00:22:33Okay?
00:22:33No one's going to change my mind.
00:22:35Kaden is more important to me.
00:22:37Son.
00:22:38Son!
00:22:39Donovan can't really be ready to give up his NFL dreams for me.
00:22:43First, you turned my son gay.
00:22:45And now you're ruining his life.
00:22:47I didn't turn him gay.
00:22:48You are the worst mistake he has made in his life.
00:22:52Break up with him.
00:22:53I would never do that.
00:22:54I love him.
00:22:55Oh, you love him.
00:22:57He is giving up his future for you.
00:23:00Tell me, Kaden.
00:23:01Would you actually give up Ivy for him?
00:23:04I will talk to Donovan.
00:23:06I will make him understand that we can still be together, even if he goes.
00:23:10Didn't you see what happened in Minnesota?
00:23:12If he is ever caught with you, his career is over.
00:23:16However, this is what happens to gay professional football players.
00:23:22Kaden, if you truly love him, break up with him, and make it hurt so bad that he runs to
00:23:29California and he never looks back, that he never pursues a relationship with someone like
00:23:35you.
00:23:36Otherwise, he will wake up one day and he will realize he wasted his life on you.
00:23:44And he will hate you for it.
00:23:47You look to me so innocent, I never was the one to judge.
00:23:59You say that I'm indifferent, I haven't thought about it much.
00:24:06I can't let him give up his dreams for me.
00:24:09If it's meant to be, we'll find our way back to each other.
00:24:19Kaden, I've loved you since you dyed my uniform label colors.
00:24:24Will you marry me?
00:24:27Kaden, marry me.
00:24:29You know you want to.
00:24:35Why am I nervous?
00:24:37No matter what I say, Kaden will say yes.
00:24:44Looking good, Waterboy.
00:24:49I want to break up.
00:24:57Oh my god, dude, I thought you were serious for a second.
00:24:59I am serious.
00:25:01I want a fresh start.
00:25:04New school, new pool of men.
00:25:08What do you mean?
00:25:10We talked about it.
00:25:11You were just a high school experiment.
00:25:13It's over now.
00:25:14Now it's time to move on.
00:25:16I don't believe you.
00:25:18Kaden, come on.
00:25:20If something's wrong, talk to me about it.
00:25:24We can't break up.
00:25:26And he will realize he wasted his life on you.
00:25:30And he will hate you for it.
00:25:34I found someone better.
00:25:36Gotta hit the road soon, babe.
00:25:40I don't fucking believe this.
00:25:42Believe what you want, it's over.
00:25:54Kid, if you don't want to be together, fine.
00:25:57But you're my best friend.
00:26:02I can't lose that.
00:26:18I'm sorry, Donovan.
00:26:20You won't go and join the NFL if I don't cut you off.
00:26:25Staying friends with a high school hookup is pathetic.
00:26:31Say that again.
00:26:33I dare you.
00:26:38I don't want to be your boyfriend or your friend.
00:26:45Then I guess that makes us enemies.
00:27:00Okay.
00:27:00I think he bought it.
00:27:02I honestly didn't think I could pull it off.
00:27:03How do you think I did?
00:27:07Hey.
00:27:08Hey, Kaden.
00:27:11You don't have to do this.
00:27:13I do.
00:27:14I do have to do this.
00:27:16I can't be the reason that he gives up his NFL dreams.
00:27:21That's not up to you.
00:27:23That's up to him.
00:27:26He'll understand eventually.
00:27:28You'll see.
00:27:31Please.
00:27:34Please.
00:27:54Dad?
00:27:57Uh...
00:27:59Yeah, tell him I changed my mind.
00:28:02I'm gonna sign with the NFL.
00:28:12You think I'm disposable?
00:28:15Just wait, Dayton.
00:28:16I'll get so big, you won't be able to escape me.
00:28:28We need bigger athletes.
00:28:30How are we gonna stand out here in Boston?
00:28:32All ideas welcome.
00:28:33A signing bonus, like a big one.
00:28:35Or a free car, like a Hummer.
00:28:38Throw parties with influencers.
00:28:40Could make us look really cool.
00:28:41We could turn overlooked talent to household names.
00:28:44Did I tell you to sit?
00:28:46Clean this shit up.
00:28:47Then go pick up my dry cleaning and deliver to my house.
00:28:50I have ideas to pitch.
00:28:52What does a fudge packer like you know about sports?
00:28:55You are the diversity hire.
00:28:57Okay? I didn't want you here.
00:28:59If you don't like it, you can leave.
00:29:01If you fire me, I won't meet the credits to graduate college.
00:29:04Then you should stop complaining about being the office's bitch.
00:29:07Don't get guys left at?
00:29:12Yeah, I gotta take this.
00:29:13Here, watch this press conference.
00:29:15We'll discuss after.
00:29:17Hey, don't forget to clean up.
00:29:19This has no sugar in it.
00:29:21And you're ruining my fucking day, okay?
00:29:25Mr. Miller, you've led the California Cobras to three championship wins
00:29:29and won MVP every single year since you joined the NFL.
00:29:33What motivates you?
00:29:35Easy.
00:29:36My first love from high school.
00:29:42Donovan and I haven't spoken in three years.
00:29:45Not since our breakup.
00:29:48But going back in the closet made him the biggest, most loved quarterback in the world.
00:29:53How romantic.
00:29:54The love of your high school girlfriend inspires you?
00:29:57Oh, man.
00:29:59That love inspired me.
00:30:01Once.
00:30:02Until I got dumped for another guy.
00:30:05Then hate became the bigger motivator.
00:30:09There's a rumor you got a career-ending injury in last year's championships.
00:30:12Is that why you're leaving the Cobras?
00:30:14Okay.
00:30:15I tore my ACL in the championship, that's true.
00:30:18But I will be back by the end of the season.
00:30:20Does that mean you've already been scouted by a new team?
00:30:24Come on.
00:30:26I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
00:30:30I mean, what type of person dumps the Donovan Miller?
00:30:34Some dumb bitch from that small town he crawled out of.
00:30:37She's such a nobody, the press can't even find her in that tiny hick town of 10 people.
00:30:42Is it Maple, whatever.
00:30:44Maple Hills.
00:30:46There are 800 students.
00:30:49You know the enrollment?
00:30:53You went there?
00:30:54Oh, my God.
00:30:57You're the girlfriend he's been hiding?
00:31:04Oh, my God.
00:31:06Did you see his face?
00:31:08I bet that's one of his fantasies, getting bug-banged by the star QB.
00:31:13Did Donovan even know you existed?
00:31:17Yes.
00:31:18We crossed paths.
00:31:33I've never kissed a guy before.
00:31:36Am I doing it right?
00:31:40Donovan did know me.
00:31:41Oh, yeah.
00:31:42Maybe in your dreams, bud.
00:31:43Fruitcake definitely had a big gay crush on Donovan Miller.
00:31:47Not only did he know who I am, I helped him win the state championship senior year.
00:31:51Oh, my God.
00:31:52This Twinkie Pie actually believes his fantasies are real.
00:31:57Try cleaning, now!
00:32:00We told him.
00:32:02We have a huge potential client in tomorrow.
00:32:05Everybody, dress for success.
00:32:07I need you on your A-game.
00:32:08We need to sign this guy.
00:32:11Who is it?
00:32:14Donovan Miller.
00:32:18Looks like Cain's fantasy is about to come to life, huh?
00:32:21Ha!
00:32:22Ha!
00:32:23Ha!
00:32:23Ha!
00:32:29Sorry for teasing you.
00:32:31We just like to rip the newbies.
00:32:33We cool?
00:32:38ooh heads up tomorrow's theme day if you show up in something tied to donovan miller
00:32:43dick will love it i have donovan's old jersey will this make dick take me seriously
00:33:06what you doing staring at your hot sexy quarterback ex-boyfriend again i was looking something up
00:33:12for my internship right and i'm wearing all black
00:33:19you should quit they treat you like shit i can't they are literally the only place that would take
00:33:26me with my grades and i need an intern credit to graduate donovan has no idea does he
00:33:34that you were so wrecked after the breakup that you nearly flunked out of college
00:33:40i don't know man i think you should tell him he doesn't want to hear from me besides i'll
00:33:48i'll never see him again so it doesn't matter
00:33:52good morning glass please open your books to page 42
00:34:15welcome to boston mr miller
00:34:30what is going on
00:34:35why is the room like this because donovan is here
00:34:41you're lying
00:34:45but i haven't seen him since
00:34:48it's been three years
00:34:50okay well get ready because aaron's about to bring him in
00:34:55here he is
00:34:57the donovan who actually knows you exist
00:35:01now you can act out all your perverted little homo fantasies
00:35:05come on kaden kiss him kiss your big quarterback crush
00:35:10you can have the real thing
00:35:20it's been years since i broke up with donovan so he joined the nfl
00:35:25and i'm still not over him
00:35:30what the hell is going on in here
00:35:32sir it looks like kaden knew that donovan was coming today and he wanted to show him that he's his
00:35:37biggest fan
00:35:39you are my biggest fan
00:35:47still a bully
00:35:49you haven't changed at all have you
00:36:07you're not fucking funny
00:36:08now clean all this shit up or you can kiss my contract
00:36:11goodbye
00:36:33you kept my jersey
00:36:36back i don't want it
00:36:38i don't want my fucking high school football jersey back
00:36:49you weren't wearing glasses
00:36:53it's been three years
00:36:55i upgraded to contacts
00:36:58i liked you better before
00:37:00what do you want
00:37:02i want you to be honest for once
00:37:04about why you dumped me back then
00:37:06me
00:37:08after you pretended to not know me up there
00:37:14aren't you curious about why i'm here
00:37:18you got traded to the book
00:37:20okay
00:37:22i had five offers
00:37:25why do you think i chose boston
00:37:27their strong scoring record
00:37:29don't be stupid kaden
00:37:32i came here for you
00:37:45i'm here for you
00:37:46i'm here for you
00:37:50i'm here for you
00:37:54now
00:37:57i kid me
00:37:57i'm here for you
00:38:05you're supposed to be helping me pack for college remember you were serious
00:38:10about that yes I thought that was just an excuse to get your hot quarterback
00:38:15boyfriend over for a booty call
00:38:20hmm pack first we call later
00:38:32you're taking the stuff with you the water boy uniform no thank you but I would like your football jersey
00:38:40okay well pretty soon you're gonna have one of these from the NFL with my name on it I know
00:38:49but this one is always gonna be special to me dad son check MSC you need to look at the
00:39:03NFL draft now
00:39:14my dreams just keep coming true huh we signed the contract this afternoon and you were on a plane
00:39:21to California in the morning congratulations son okay oh my god you're so proud of you come to
00:39:31California with me uh I'm going to college in Boston tomorrow I uh hey we knew long distance
00:39:39could be a possibility we can you make it work yeah my biggest dream has always been the NFL
00:39:47but Caden's my first love the one who made it safe for me to be gay can I take this
00:39:54next step without
00:40:07it oh wait wait everyone don't sign yet I want to get this on video the moment my son well
00:40:20well our son joins the NFL
00:40:43I'm turning down the NFL
00:40:51son playing football for the NFL is
00:40:53doing that but it could be your dream so you could walk why would you give that up come on
00:40:58dad the Cobras are all
00:40:59the way in California it's across the country from Ivy from Caden don't try to change my mind I know
00:41:07what I'm doing
00:41:09You cannot give up your dream for some, some boy.
00:41:12Mom, Caden isn't just some boy, okay?
00:41:16Son, we gotta wait and think about this.
00:41:17Really, come on, son, really, come on.
00:41:19There's long distance, right?
00:41:21We can fly him out, it's fine.
00:41:23You are so stupid right now.
00:41:24Oh my God, enough!
00:41:27Okay, no one's gonna change my mind.
00:41:29Caden is more important to me.
00:41:31Son, son!
00:41:33Donovan can't really be ready to give up his NFL dreams for me.
00:41:37First, you turned my son gay, and now you're ruining his life.
00:41:41I didn't turn him gay.
00:41:42You are the worst mistake he has made in his life.
00:41:46Break up with him.
00:41:47I would never do that, I love him.
00:41:49Oh, you love him.
00:41:51He is giving up his future for you.
00:41:54Tell me, Caden, would you actually give up Ivy for him?
00:41:58I will talk to Donovan, I will make him understand that we can still be together even if he goes...
00:42:03No!
00:42:04Didn't you see what happened in Minnesota?
00:42:06If he is ever caught with you, his career is over.
00:42:11This is what happens to gay, professional football players.
00:42:16Caden, if you truly love him, break up with him,
00:42:21and make it hurt so bad that he runs to California and he never looks back,
00:42:26that he never pursues a relationship with someone like you,
00:42:31otherwise he will wake up one day and he will realize he wasted his life on you and he will
00:42:39hate you for it.
00:42:40You look to me so innocent, I never was the one to judge.
00:42:53You say that I'm indifferent, I haven't thought about it much.
00:43:00I can't let him give up his dreams for me.
00:43:03If it's meant to be, we'll find our way back to each other.
00:43:13Caden, I've loved you since you dyed my uniform of the colors.
00:43:18Will you marry me?
00:43:20Caden, marry me.
00:43:24I know you want to.
00:43:29Why am I nervous?
00:43:31No matter what I say,
00:43:33Caden will say yes.
00:43:37Looking good, Waterboy.
00:43:42I want to break up.
00:43:51Oh my god, dude, I thought you were serious or something.
00:43:53I am serious.
00:43:55I want a fresh start.
00:43:58New school, new pool of men.
00:44:02What do you mean?
00:44:04We talked about it.
00:44:05You were just a high school experiment.
00:44:07It's over now, it's time to move on.
00:44:10I don't believe you.
00:44:12Caden, come on.
00:44:14If something's wrong, talk to me about it.
00:44:18We can't break up.
00:44:20And he will realize he wasted his life on you.
00:44:24And he will hate you for it.
00:44:28I found someone better.
00:44:30Gotta hit the road soon, babe.
00:44:34I don't fucking believe this.
00:44:36Believe what you want, it's over.
00:44:47Kid, if you don't want to be together, fine.
00:44:51But you're my best friend.
00:44:56I can't lose that.
00:45:12I'm sorry, Donovan.
00:45:14You won't go and join the NFL if I don't cut you off.
00:45:19Staying friends with a high school hookup is pathetic.
00:45:25Say that again.
00:45:27I dare you.
00:45:32I don't want to be your boyfriend or your friend.
00:45:39I don't want to be your boyfriend.
00:45:39Then I guess that makes us enemies.
00:45:53I don't want to be your boyfriend.
00:46:10He can't be the reason that he gives up his NFL dreams.
00:46:15That's not up to you.
00:46:17That's up to him.
00:46:20He'll understand eventually.
00:46:22You'll see.
00:46:26Please, can I talk to you?
00:46:29Please.
00:46:49That...
00:46:52Uh...
00:46:53Tell him I changed my mind.
00:46:56I'm gonna sign with the NFL.
00:47:06You think I'm disposable?
00:47:08Just wait, Caden.
00:47:11I'll get so big, you won't be able to escape me.
00:47:21Goddammit. We need bigger athletes.
00:47:24How are we gonna stand out here in Boston?
00:47:26All idea is welcome.
00:47:27A signing bonus, like a big one.
00:47:29Or a free car, like a Hummer.
00:47:32Throw parties with influencers.
00:47:34Could make us look really cool.
00:47:35We could turn overlooked talent into household names.
00:47:38Did I tell you to sit?
00:47:40Clean this shit up.
00:47:41Then go pick up my dry cleaning and deliver to my house.
00:47:44I have ideas to pitch.
00:47:46What does a fudge packer like you know about sports?
00:47:49You are the diversity hire.
00:47:51Okay? I didn't want you here.
00:47:53If you don't like it, you can leave.
00:47:54If you fire me, I won't meet the credits to graduate college.
00:47:58Then you should stop complaining about being the office's bitch.
00:48:01Don't get guys left at?
00:48:06Yeah, I gotta take this.
00:48:07Here.
00:48:08Watch this press conference.
00:48:10We'll discuss after.
00:48:11Hey, don't forget to clean up.
00:48:13This has no sugar in it.
00:48:15And you're ruining my fucking day, okay?
00:48:19Mr. Miller, you've led the California Cobras to three championship wins and won MVP every single year since you joined
00:48:26the NFL.
00:48:27What motivates you?
00:48:29Easy.
00:48:30My first love from high school.
00:48:36Donovan and I haven't spoken in three years.
00:48:39Not since our breakup.
00:48:42But going back in the closet made him the biggest, most loved quarterback in the world.
00:48:47How romantic.
00:48:49The love of your high school girlfriend inspires you?
00:48:53That love inspired me.
00:48:55Once.
00:48:57Until I got dumped for another guy.
00:48:59Then hate became the bigger motivator.
00:49:03There's a rumor you got a career-ending injury in last year's championships.
00:49:06Is that why you're leaving the Cobras?
00:49:09I tore my ACL in the championship, that's true.
00:49:12But I will be back by the end of the season.
00:49:14Does that mean you've already been scouted by a new team?
00:49:18Come on.
00:49:20I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
00:49:25I mean, what type of person dumps THE Donovan Miller?
00:49:28Some dumb bitch from that small town he crawled out of.
00:49:32She's such a nobody the press can't even find her in that tiny hick town of 10 people.
00:49:37Is it Maple whatever?
00:49:38Maple Hills.
00:49:40There were 800 students.
00:49:44You know the enrollment?
00:49:47You went there?
00:49:48Oh.
00:49:49My.
00:49:50God.
00:49:51You're the girlfriend he's been hiding?
00:49:57Oh.
00:49:59Oh my God.
00:50:00Did you see his face?
00:50:02I bet that's one of his fantasies, getting bug banged by the star QB.
00:50:07Did Donovan even know you existed?
00:50:11Yes.
00:50:13We crossed paths.
00:50:27I've never kissed a guy before.
00:50:30Am I doing it right?
00:50:34Donovan did know me.
00:50:35Oh, yeah.
00:50:36Maybe in your dreams, bud.
00:50:37Fruitcake definitely had a big gay crush on Donovan Miller.
00:50:41Not only did he know who I am, I helped him win the state championship senior year.
00:50:45Oh my God.
00:50:46This Twinkie Pie actually believes his fantasies are real.
00:50:51Dry cleaning.
00:50:52Now.
00:50:54We told him.
00:50:55Oh.
00:50:56We have a huge potential client in tomorrow.
00:50:59Everybody dress for success.
00:51:01I need you on your A game.
00:51:03We need to sign this guy.
00:51:05Who is it?
00:51:08Donovan Miller.
00:51:09Oh.
00:51:12Looks like Caden's fantasy is about to come to life, huh?
00:51:23Sorry for teasing you.
00:51:25We just like to rip the newbies.
00:51:27We cool?
00:51:32Ooh, heads up.
00:51:34Tomorrow is theme day.
00:51:35If you show up in something tied to Donovan Miller, dick will love it.
00:51:40I have Donovan's old jersey.
00:51:42Will this make dick take me seriously?
00:51:59Hey.
00:52:00Whatcha doing?
00:52:01Staring at your hot sexy quarterback ex-boyfriend again?
00:52:05I was looking something up for my internship.
00:52:08Right.
00:52:09And I'm wearing all black.
00:52:13You should quit.
00:52:15They treat you like shit.
00:52:16I can't.
00:52:18They are literally the only place that would take me with my grades and...
00:52:22I need an intern credit to graduate.
00:52:26Donovan has no idea, does he?
00:52:28That you were so wrecked after the breakup that you nearly flunked out of college.
00:52:34I don't know, man.
00:52:37I think you should tell him.
00:52:39He doesn't want to hear from me.
00:52:41Besides, I'll never see him again, so it doesn't matter.
00:52:46Good morning, lass.
00:52:48Please open your books to page 42.
00:52:55Ladies and gentlemen.
00:53:09What are you doing?
00:53:11Mr. Miller.
00:53:24What is going on?
00:53:30Why is the room like this?
00:53:32Because Donovan is here.
00:53:35You're lying.
00:53:39But I haven't seen him since it's been three years.
00:53:44Okay, well, get ready because Aaron's about to bring him in.
00:53:49Here he is.
00:53:51The Donovan who actually knows you exist.
00:53:55Now you can act out all your perverted little homo fantasies.
00:54:00Come on, Caden, kiss him.
00:54:01Kiss your big quarterback crush.
00:54:05You can have the real thing.
00:54:14It's been years since I broke up with Donovan, so he joined the NFL.
00:54:19And I'm still not over him.
00:54:24What the hell is going on in here?
00:54:26Sir, it looks like Caden knew that Donovan was coming today
00:54:30and he wanted to show him that he's his biggest fan.
00:54:33You are my biggest fan?
00:54:41Still a bully.
00:54:43You haven't changed at all, have you?
00:54:55Camille.
00:55:01You're not fucking funny.
00:55:02Now clean all this shit up or you can kiss my contract.
00:55:05Goodbye.
00:55:27You kept my jersey.
00:55:30I have it back.
00:55:31I don't want it.
00:55:32I don't want my fucking high school football jersey back.
00:55:42You weren't wearing glasses.
00:55:47It's been three years.
00:55:49I upgraded to contacts.
00:55:52I liked you better before.
00:55:54What do you want?
00:55:56I want you to be honest for once.
00:55:58About why you dumped me back then.
00:56:01Me?
00:56:02After you pretended to not know me up there?
00:56:08Aren't you curious about why I'm here?
00:56:12You got traded to the Bobcat.
00:56:15Okay.
00:56:16I had five offers.
00:56:19Why do you think I chose Boston?
00:56:21They're a strong scoring record.
00:56:23Don't be stupid, Caden.
00:56:26I came here for you.
00:56:28No.
00:56:50I came here for you.
00:56:53I'm going there for you.
00:56:59you're supposed to be helping me pack for college remember you were serious about that yes i thought
00:57:06that was just an excuse to get your hot quarterback boyfriend over for a booty call
00:57:15hmm pack first we call later no karma
00:57:26you're taking this stuff with you the waterboy uniform no thank you but i would like your
00:57:33football jersey come on give it well pretty soon you're gonna have one of these from the nfl with
00:57:40my name on it i know but this one is always going to be special to me
00:57:53dad son check msc you need to look at the nfl draft now
00:58:09my dreams just keep coming true huh we signed the contract this afternoon and you were on a plane
00:58:15to california in the morning congratulations okay oh my god oh come to california with me
00:58:27i'm going to college in boston tomorrow i
00:58:32we knew long distance could be a possibility we can you make it work yeah
00:58:39my biggest dream has always been the nfl but kaden's my first love the one who made it
00:58:46safe for me to be gay can i take this next step without him
00:59:01you did it oh wait wait wait everyone don't sign yet i want to get this on video the moment
00:59:13my son
00:59:14well well our son joins the nfl
00:59:19kaden come here i need you here for this
00:59:22oh jeez come on son
00:59:38i'm turning down the nfl
00:59:45son playing football for the nfl has been your dream so you could walk
00:59:49why would you give that up come on dad the cobras are all the way in california
00:59:54it's across the country from ivy okay don't try to change my mind i know what i'm doing
01:00:03you cannot give up your dream for some some boy mom
01:00:07kaden isn't just some boy okay son we got a way to think about this really come on
01:00:11son really come on there's long distance right we can fly him out it's fine you are so stupid right
01:00:18now oh my god enough okay no one's gonna change my mind kaden is more important to me
01:00:25son son donovan can't really be ready to give up his nfl dreams for me first you turned my son
01:00:33gay
01:00:33and now you're ruining his life i didn't turn him you are the worst mistake he has made in his
01:00:39life
01:00:40break up with him i would never do that i love him oh you love him
01:00:45he is giving up his future for you tell me kaden would you actually give up ivy for him
01:00:52i will talk to donovan i will make him understand that we can still be together even if he goes
01:00:57no
01:00:58didn't you see what happened in minnesota if he is ever caught with you his career is over
01:01:05this is what happens to gay professional football players
01:01:10kaden if you truly love him break up with him and make it hurt so bad that he runs to
01:01:18california
01:01:18and he never looks back that he never pursues a relationship with someone like you
01:01:24otherwise he will wake up one day and he will realize he wasted his life on you
01:01:55i can't let him give up his dreams for me if it's meant to be we'll find our way back
01:02:00to each other
01:02:05okay kaden i've loved you since you dyed my uniform label colors will you marry me
01:02:15kaden marry me you know you want to
01:02:23why am i nervous no matter what i say kaden will say yes
01:02:31looking good waterboy
01:02:52what do you mean we talked about we're just a high school experiment it's over now it's time to move
01:03:03on
01:03:04i don't believe you
01:03:06kaden come on if something is wrong talk to me about it we can't break up
01:03:14and he will realize he wasted his life on you and he will hate you for it
01:03:22i found someone better we gotta hit the road soon babe
01:03:28i don't believe this believe what you want it's over
01:03:42i can't if you don't want to be together fine but
01:04:06i'm sorry donovan you won't go and join the nfl if i don't cut you off
01:04:13staying friends with a high school hookup is pathetic
01:04:19say that again i dare you
01:04:27i don't want to be your boyfriend or your friend
01:04:33then i guess that makes us enemies
01:04:48okay i think he bought it honestly didn't think i could pull it off
01:04:52how do you think i did
01:04:56hey hey kaden
01:04:59you don't have to do this
01:05:01i do i do have to do this
01:05:03i can't be the reason that he gives up his nfl dreams
01:05:09that's not up to you
01:05:11that's up to him
01:05:13you'll understand eventually
01:05:16you'll see
01:05:20please come
01:05:21please
01:05:43that
01:05:47tell him i change my mind
01:05:50i'm gonna sign with the nfl
01:06:00you think i'm disposable
01:06:03just wait kaden
01:06:05i'll get so big you won't be able to escape me
01:06:15god damn it we need bigger athletes
01:06:18how are we going to stand out here in boston
01:06:20all ideas welcome
01:06:21a signing bonus like a big one
01:06:23or a free car like a hummer
01:06:26throw parties with influencers
01:06:28could make us look really cool
01:06:29we could turn overlooked talent into household names
01:06:32did i tell you to sit
01:06:34clean this up then go pick up my dry cleaning and deliver to my house
01:06:38i have ideas to pitch
01:06:40what does a fudge packer like you know about sports
01:06:43you are the diversity hire
01:06:45okay i didn't want you here
01:06:47if you don't like it you can leave
01:06:48if you fire me i won't need the credits to graduate college
01:06:52then you should stop complaining about being the office's bitch
01:06:55don't get guys left that
01:07:00yeah i gotta take this here
01:07:02watch this press conference we'll discuss after
01:07:05hey don't forget to clean up
01:07:07this has no sugar in it
01:07:09and you're ruining my fucking day okay
01:07:13mr miller you've led the california cobras to three championship wins and won mvp every single
01:07:20year since you joined the nfl what motivates you
01:07:24easy my first love from high school
01:07:30donovan and i haven't spoken in three years
01:07:34not since our breakup
01:07:36but going back in the closet made him the biggest most loved quarterback in the world
01:07:41how romantic the love of your high school girlfriend inspires you
01:07:47that love inspired me once until i got dumped for another guy
01:07:53then hate became the bigger motivator
01:07:57there's a rumor you got a career-ending injury in last year's championships
01:08:00is that why you're leaving the cobras
01:08:03i tore my ac only championship that's true but i will be back by the end of the season
01:08:09does that mean you've already been scouted by a new team
01:08:12come on i guess i'll just have to wait and see
01:08:18i mean what type of person dumps the donovan miller
01:08:22some dumb from that small town he crawled out of
01:08:25she's such a nobody the press can't even find her in that tiny hick town of 10 people
01:08:31is it maple whatever maple hills there are 800 students
01:08:38you know the enrollment
01:08:41you went there oh my god you're the girlfriend he's been hiding
01:08:54you see his face i bet that's one of his fantasies getting bug banged by the star qb
01:09:02did donovan even know you existed yes we crossed paths
01:09:21i've never kissed a guy before
01:09:24am i doing it right
01:09:28donovan did know me oh yeah maybe in your dreams bud fruitcake definitely had a big gay crush on
01:09:34donovan miller not only did he know who i am i helped him win the state championship senior year
01:09:39oh my god this twinkie pie actually believes his fantasies are real
01:09:43oh
01:09:45try cleaning now we told him
01:09:50we have a huge potential client in tomorrow everybody dress for success i need you on your a
01:09:56game we need to sign this guy who is it donovan miller
01:10:06it looks like katie's fantasy is about to come to life
01:10:09huh
01:10:17sorry for teasing you we just like to rip the newbies we cool
01:10:26oh heads up tomorrow's theme day if you show up in something tied to donovan miller dick will love it
01:10:34i have donovan's old jersey will this mcdick take me seriously
01:10:54what you doing staring at your hot sexy quarterback ex-boyfriend again
01:10:59i was looking something up for my internship right and i'm wearing all black
01:11:07you should quit they treat you like i can't
01:11:12they are literally the only place that would take me with my grades and
01:11:16i need an intern credit to graduate
01:11:19donovan has no idea does he
01:11:23that you were so wrecked after the breakup that you nearly flunked out of college
01:11:28i don't know man
01:11:31i think you should tell him
01:11:33he doesn't want to hear from me besides i'll i'll never see him again so it doesn't matter
01:11:40good morning class please open your books to page 42
01:11:58good morning class please open your books to page 42
01:12:01she's so
01:12:01pretty in my mind
01:12:04she's so
01:12:04welcome to boston mr miller
01:12:17what is going on
01:12:19what is going on
01:12:37it's been three years okay well get ready because aaron's about to bring him in
01:12:43here he is
01:12:45the donovan who actually knows you exist
01:12:49now you can act out all your perverted little homo fantasies
01:12:53come on kaden kiss him kiss your big quarterback crush
01:12:58if you kiss the cards you can have the real thing
01:13:08it's been years since i broke up with donovan so we joined the nfl
01:13:13and i'm still not over him
01:13:18what the hell is going on in here
01:13:20sir it looks like kaden knew that donovan was coming today and he wanted to show him that he's
01:13:25his biggest fan
01:13:26you are my biggest fan
01:13:35still a bully you haven't changed at all have you
01:13:55you're not fucking funny now clean all this shit up or you can kiss my contract goodbye
01:14:21you kept my jersey
01:14:24at the back i don't want it
01:14:27i don't want my fucking high school football jersey back
01:14:37you weren't wearing glasses
01:14:41it's been three years
01:14:43i upgraded to contacts
01:14:46i liked you better before
01:14:48what do you want
01:14:50i want you to be honest for once
01:14:53about why you dumped me back then
01:14:54me after you pretended to not know me up there
01:15:02aren't you curious about why i'm here
01:15:06you got traded to the podcast
01:15:09oh kaden i had five offers
01:15:13why do you think i chose boston
01:15:15you're a strong scoring record
01:15:17don't be stupid kaden
01:15:21i came here for you
01:15:26you
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