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00:00:06Is that Alex? Dang. No wonder he's the top most bangable enlisted three years running. He's so fine.
00:00:15Yeah, rich daddy on the school board, isn't it?
00:00:18Today's a student president election? No chance anyone's beating him.
00:00:23So, who's this new guy I'm up against? Any dirt?
00:00:27Xavier. Scholarship kid. Geeky. Still fit, though. Number two on the bangable list, so right behind you. Bit of a
00:00:36loner?
00:00:37Never heard of him.
00:00:38I told you, don't come home without the cash.
00:00:44Hey, this is St. Mountain High, not a freaking pub.
00:00:51Fine, but you won't outrun this.
00:00:55You okay?
00:01:02Yeah, I'm fine.
00:01:06Not even a thank you?
00:01:08At least tell me your name.
00:01:11It's not important.
00:01:17And that is Xavier Miller.
00:01:21Alright, Xavier.
00:01:23I'll see you at the debate.
00:01:31Alright, let's begin.
00:01:33The football kit budget was inflated 230 percent, money that could have paid for students' transport who were working late.
00:01:44Are you accusing my father of corruption?
00:01:46Just stating the facts?
00:01:48Uh, we're gonna take a quick five minute recess.
00:01:54Here's another fact, genius.
00:01:56That extra money was used to help donate to underprivileged kids for new equipment.
00:02:00So, do you see now that you made me look like a fool for absolutely no reason?
00:02:04Here we go.
00:02:11Alright, let's do it.
00:02:20Alright, let's do it.
00:02:22This is where you go.
00:02:29I'm gonna make you move your eyes.
00:02:34You can take your hands.
00:02:34I'm next to you.
00:02:49What the actual fuck?
00:02:55That was unexpected.
00:02:58Did Alex just kiss that dude?
00:03:01I thought he got a gaze.
00:03:03Hey, you good?
00:03:06I want everything on him.
00:03:08And I mean everything.
00:03:11Yeah.
00:03:23I just sold the damn house.
00:03:29What?
00:03:31You had no right.
00:03:32That's all mom left us.
00:03:34Where will we live now?
00:03:35You want to see your old man get beaten to death by lung sharks?
00:03:42I need the money.
00:03:44How about quitting the booze and gambling instead of wrecking our lives?
00:03:578 o'clock tonight's school cafe.
00:03:59Got a proposal that could fix your money issues.
00:04:06I hear you laughing.
00:04:12And I see you smile.
00:04:17You know that you're my everything.
00:04:25I can't wait.
00:04:25Whatever this is, make it quick.
00:04:29I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:04:32I can do it.
00:04:42What?
00:04:44Were you expecting flowers and chocolates?
00:04:48A contract?
00:04:50Are you seriously trying to hire me as your fake boyfriend?
00:04:54Real romantic, Watson.
00:04:56Call it a...
00:04:59mutually beneficial arrangement.
00:05:01You see, you clearly need money.
00:05:04And I need to fix my reputation.
00:05:07Well, dating the School of Scholarship Golden Boy is exactly the image boost I need right now.
00:05:13You investigated me?
00:05:15It's more like damage control.
00:05:18You see, you made me look like a fool in front of the entire school, so now you gotta fix
00:05:23it.
00:05:23If it weren't for the homophobia rumors, taking your poll numbers, would you still want to date a guy?
00:05:31Hell no. No, no, no. You see, this is just... business.
00:05:39Duration?
00:05:40Tell the election's over.
00:05:52Keep it professional, Watson.
00:05:54Don't get any ideas.
00:05:55Tell the rules.
00:05:57Tell the rules.
00:06:00Don't you worry.
00:06:02Feelings aren't on the menu.
00:06:05You look in my eyes and I already hope this lasts
00:06:12Trying hard not to jump, not to move too fast
00:06:21Let the games begin, boyfriend
00:06:25Let the games begin, boyfriend
00:06:34No one's watching us, you can drop the act now
00:06:36You should probably tell your heart rate that, jumping like crazy in there
00:06:41Whatever, I'm leaving
00:06:42Hey, did I say you could leave?
00:06:46We have a frat party to hit
00:06:47It's time to show off St. Mountain's new favorite couple
00:06:58Is this part of the PR stunt too?
00:07:00Obviously, one accidental kiss is not going to sell this relationship
00:07:04How is it?
00:07:05Let's make it believable
00:07:06Hey, look out!
00:07:07It's our star quarterback and his cute nerdy boyfriend
00:07:13Once you're late, you know what that means, right?
00:07:15Penalty round
00:07:18Let's go!
00:07:20Alright boys, rules are simple
00:07:21Ice Cube goes mouth to mouth
00:07:24No hands allowed, no dropping
00:07:32Do we really have to do this?
00:07:34Are you scared?
00:07:42Technically, this is not sanitary
00:07:45Oh my god
00:07:53Wake up and yet you focus
00:07:58No god, no plans tonight
00:08:00And it ain't too hard to notice
00:08:31What the hell is wrong with you?
00:08:33We need people to buy this, right?
00:08:41What's that?
00:08:43Extra credit homework?
00:08:45Our campaign team thinks we're lacking couples chemistry.
00:08:47Voters aren't convinced.
00:08:52Well, pro tip, genius.
00:08:55Kissing with your eyes open is a dead giveaway.
00:09:09You just ruined our chemistry reference.
00:09:12Voters want sparks, not stats.
00:09:15And Mark set up that whole live stream thing, so I think it's time to show the world just how
00:09:20in love we are.
00:09:21You didn't think to ask me first?
00:09:25Contract clearly states you do what I say.
00:09:29Oh, why don't you guys get a load of this?
00:09:31A robot boyfriend here is glitching again.
00:09:34What?
00:09:37Hey, this got you so worked up, huh?
00:09:42You need a shower?
00:09:44Fine.
00:09:45Fine.
00:09:46But you're joining me.
00:09:47And Mark's gonna live stream the whole thing.
00:09:51It's time to showcase those acting chops.
00:10:08You might grab me a towel?
00:10:10You didn't think to get one before the strip show?
00:10:13I could walk out naked if you'd like.
00:10:26What?
00:10:27Why so shy all of a sudden?
00:10:29You can have a quick look if you want.
00:10:31Maybe a little touch?
00:10:36I'm not gonna stop you.
00:10:54Fine.
00:10:58By popular demand you ask and we answer.
00:11:01Question number one.
00:11:03What was your first impression of each other?
00:11:05He's loud.
00:11:06Seriously.
00:11:07Well, my first impression of him was, who is this mysterious nerd calling me out in front of everybody?
00:11:15It was harsh, I gotta admit, but boy was it cute.
00:11:19Still loud.
00:11:21question number two what's your favorite thing about each other um i don't know sense of
00:11:29responsibility maybe thanks well my favorite thing about him will have to be his fingers
00:11:35excuse me long elegant very skillful all right next question next question is who is your most
00:11:47unforgettable kiss
00:12:06guys major problem someone leaked the contract everyone knows you're faking right now
00:12:16oh my god did y'all see this this kind of freaking contract yes i thought they were gold what
00:12:22a scam
00:12:27the final debate is in three days if we don't turn this around fast you're finished and i know mark
00:12:33i already got people tracing the hack whoever fucking leaked this file is a dead man
00:12:38oh god okay so what are our options huh everyone's seen the contract by now
00:12:46there's no denying it unless unless what
00:12:58unless we make it real
00:13:04unless we make it real
00:13:08savior i don't care if the contract was fake all i know is at some point it stopped being
00:13:14pretend to me i couldn't stand you at first typical quarterback arrogant fully yourself
00:13:22but then i saw you after practice pushing yourself harder than everyone else and i noticed how you
00:13:28always take the fall for your teammates and the way you'd look at me in class
00:13:33savior i do you honestly think i've been faking this whole time
00:13:52the hacker broke into your laptop the whole school is watching this theater
00:14:16i can fake confidence during debates
00:14:19smile through press conferences even pretend i care about school traditions i don't even like
00:14:24like there's no way i could fake this and yeah maybe it started as a deal but now
00:14:33everything i said was true
00:14:45that was perfect at least the votes won't go down now i've done my bit
00:14:55okay thank you just doing what we agreed
00:15:00just doing what we agreed but seeing you hurt is never part of the deal
00:15:09i owe you xavier and listen um whatever happens with the election i just it's nothing
00:15:17just stick into the script right you sure that's all it is you sure there's no
00:15:24hidden feelings creeping up god you never stop did you dead end on the hacker whoever it was was
00:15:33bouncing off multiple vpns great so you're dealing with the pro listen everybody is going to be
00:15:41watching your every move okay every look every moment has to be authentic we got this right
00:15:55oh shit left my football gear at home the school paper shoots tomorrow
00:16:02want to come with sure because i've got nothing else to do come on
00:16:13okay something is definitely going on between those two
00:16:25whoa this is your average family home it's my father's place not mine meaning
00:16:32meaning i have an older half-brother and a dad who's super big on competition so
00:16:38if i want any part of this family fortune then i have to beat them
00:16:45winning that election it's the first step
00:16:50keep your family drama to yourself i'm not your therapist
00:16:55you serious i thought you were the one who wanted to make this look believable
00:17:00fine i'll keep your sad rich boy drama in mind shut up come on
00:17:08all right well i need to go grab my jersey but why don't you read a book or something
00:17:23well well i didn't expect to see you here sorry do i know you
00:17:32you must be xavier the famous boyfriend and and you are i'm noah alex's older brother
00:17:43ouch cold reception
00:17:47so has alex's fiance met you yet
00:17:52fiance oh
00:17:55did he leave out that little detail this whole fake boyfriend thing he's done it before
00:18:02left quite the trail of broken hearts
00:18:05what are you implying
00:18:07alex doesn't date guys you'll only get yourself hurt you deserve to be with someone better
00:18:15someone like me are you insane just gay and observance let's not pretend that you're straight
00:18:25too now sweetheart
00:18:31get off i'm not then why are you shaking you're seriously messed up takes one to know one
00:18:38you can't lie to yourself forever alex can offer you fame money all the shiny things in life
00:18:46but i can offer you something he never could something real
00:18:51you get off what the fuck are you doing excellent timing a little brother
00:18:59you stay the hell away from me you hear me
00:19:07relax babe it's just some friendly competition
00:19:13i'll be seeing you real soon i can feel it
00:19:24i don't believe a word he says noah thrives on chaos
00:19:30including the part about your fiance
00:19:33look that's just an arranged thing okay my dad's idea i honestly don't even know her
00:19:39you don't owe me an explanation alex i'm just a part of your pr stunt right
00:19:46is that really all this is to him right yeah you're absolutely right i'm heading back
00:19:56why don't you just stay here the guest room's open i don't usually stay the night
00:20:04all right then uh let me drive you
00:20:13hello congrats kid you're officially homeless don't bother coming back you're on your own now
00:20:23i i guess i might take you up on that offer best decision you're gonna make tonight
00:20:28now let me show you to your room or mine if you prefer
00:20:40you know i uh always dreamt of going pro in the nfl
00:20:46i'm not surprised you're football crazy yeah
00:20:51i was a quarterback even one state my dad he had other plans for me
00:21:00said he wouldn't have a watson waste his future throwing a ball around
00:21:09so i became the perfect son got straight a's student body president anything in hope said he let me play
00:21:18football again
00:21:24now your turn secret for secret you've already seen enough my father's a gambler family's a mess
00:21:34there's nothing left to tell see i don't buy it i think you have a bigger secret to tell but
00:21:41you're just too scared to say it out loud
00:21:50tell me it'll be our little secret
00:22:05i want to be the only one you tell let's not pretend that you're straight to your sweetheart
00:22:10you're wasted sleep it off i'm taking a shower
00:22:25i didn't peg you for a cuddler
00:22:34alex doesn't date guys you'll only get yourself hurt
00:22:42the real secret is i fell for someone i wasn't supposed to
00:22:51alex don't leave you really shouldn't stay please
00:23:14i know your little secret
00:23:20what secret
00:23:21it's about me isn't it
00:23:36alex
00:23:39tell me everything
00:23:53it's just a dream
00:24:02don't go alex let go stay
00:24:12don't go alex
00:24:22don't go alex
00:24:27don't go alex
00:24:37Since when did you become Mr. Homemaker?
00:24:39I'd impress you somehow, right?
00:24:42And what better way to do that than a nice breakfast?
00:25:08So check it out. Chef Alex's world-famous grilled cheese. Michelin star pending.
00:25:15Did it survive a crime scene?
00:25:17Hey, hey, hey, I'll have you know that I ate sandwich making at summer camp.
00:25:21Okay, fine. Tastes a lot better than it looks.
00:25:33There we go. My boyfriend material or what?
00:25:47Alex doesn't date guys.
00:25:49You okay?
00:25:50Drop the act, Alex. There's no one even around to impress.
00:25:54What's that supposed to mean?
00:26:00Forget it. I'm heading to the library.
00:26:04Xavier, wait, you barely touched your grilled cheese!
00:26:13Come on.
00:26:15Damn it!
00:26:26You're John's kid, right?
00:26:28Your dad owes me a lot of money.
00:26:31He sold the house. The debt should be cleared.
00:26:35But he didn't pay me a single cent!
00:26:37Shit! How deep is this old bastard anyway?
00:26:41You're his kid.
00:26:43So either you settled his debt, or I start taking pieces.
00:26:47It's between you and him. Please, just leave me out of it.
00:26:56Nah. You're definitely involved in it now.
00:27:18Back off, asshole.
00:27:20Who the fuck?
00:27:23Who the fuck?
00:27:39You touch him again, you're dead.
00:27:45Two grand, two days.
00:27:49Where your old man's missing a kidney.
00:27:58Alex!
00:28:01You okay?
00:28:02No. Are you?
00:28:05Look at your face.
00:28:09You idiot! Why would you do that?
00:28:12Alright, maybe I went a little bit overboard.
00:28:18We need to go to the hospital.
00:28:23You've got an old injury, and now you've seriously torn the ligaments.
00:28:27You're out for the rest of the season.
00:28:29If you push it, you might never step on the field again.
00:28:37I've ruined your entire future.
00:28:40Your entire dream.
00:28:43Hope all is my dream.
00:28:45You're what I really want.
00:28:47You are insane.
00:28:52Well, since this is technically your fault,
00:28:54you definitely owe me.
00:28:56And what exactly do you want?
00:28:59Move in with me.
00:29:01Be my personal nurse.
00:29:08Fine.
00:29:09I guess it's the least I can do.
00:29:15Now feed me.
00:29:16Absolutely not.
00:29:23Alright.
00:29:25Just one bite.
00:29:28And here begins your life as my caretaker.
00:29:48You bite now?
00:29:50You started it.
00:29:51Maybe I'll have to finish it.
00:29:53Won't I?
00:29:59Remember?
00:30:00No strenuous activity?
00:30:02Especially involving your arm?
00:30:04But what if Xavier's on top?
00:30:08Kids these days.
00:30:11You are impossible.
00:30:13It's a love story, babe.
00:30:15I'm just staying in character.
00:30:20Fine.
00:30:21If that's what it takes.
00:30:22You're not going to die.
00:30:25Welcome home, babe.
00:30:31Ow!
00:30:32Look, I have one arm.
00:30:34The floors are all wet.
00:30:35This is a potential drowning hazard.
00:30:37Can I get a little help?
00:30:39Nice try.
00:30:41You'll manage.
00:30:49Xavier, help! I slipped!
00:30:54You are unbelievable.
00:30:57Unbelievably sexy, maybe.
00:31:08Stop it.
00:31:10Put your clothes on.
00:31:12Are you blushing?
00:31:13I am not.
00:31:15Sure.
00:31:22Hold this.
00:31:23Now hold that.
00:31:25And if it drops, then...
00:31:27That must mean you want me.
00:31:29You're insane.
00:31:30Maybe.
00:31:42You can start here.
00:31:47Whoa.
00:31:49Careful.
00:31:51My skin's more sensitive than my reputation.
00:31:56Shut up.
00:31:57Shut up.
00:32:25Shut up.
00:32:28Shut up.
00:32:29Shut up.
00:32:30Shut up.
00:32:30Shut up.
00:32:38Shut up.
00:32:38Shut up.
00:32:38Shut up.
00:32:39Shut up.
00:32:41Shut up.
00:32:42Bathtime is couple time, right?
00:32:44Do you think this is funny?
00:32:45Just lighten up.
00:32:46I'm just joking.
00:32:48Am I just a punchline to you?
00:32:50I'm a prop for your campaign?
00:32:53I stuck around because I cared about you.
00:32:55And this is how you treat me?
00:33:06Did I overreact?
00:33:07What?
00:33:13I'm sorry.
00:33:17Okay, but...
00:33:20What if I actually fell in love with you?
00:33:39I thought that I hated you, but it turns out I just hated how much I wanted you.
00:33:49Let the games begin, boyfriend.
00:33:55No one's watching us.
00:33:56You can drop the act now.
00:34:01At first, I just wanted the rumors to stop.
00:34:05And signing that contract felt like my only choice.
00:34:13Unless we make it real.
00:34:18And then when everything fell apart, I was losing the election.
00:34:26You stepped in.
00:34:31You saved me.
00:34:34And you didn't have to.
00:34:37Get off.
00:34:39What the fuck are you doing?
00:34:43And when I saw him that close to you...
00:34:48It hurt more than losing the election ever could.
00:34:58So...
00:34:58Would you consider making this real with me?
00:35:11Forget what I said earlier.
00:35:13I just...
00:35:23Are you sure?
00:35:39You're driving me crazy.
00:35:41Stop pretending like it isn't happening.
00:35:43What if I were shocked.
00:36:02But I wouldn't make the other people and see you a little bit.
00:36:02I'm not an idiot.
00:36:03If I want to.
00:36:04I know that I didn't have that.
00:36:05You know what I'm trying to do.
00:36:08I tend to go here.
00:36:09What if I did.
00:36:10I did say that one thing.
00:36:12I don't know if I had to be a word.
00:36:12So good.
00:36:38Good morning, Sophie.
00:36:41Did I catch you stealing kisses again?
00:36:44You know that's a serious crime, right?
00:36:47Guess you'll have to arrest me, officer.
00:36:54You are way too addictive.
00:36:58I might need rehab.
00:37:00Sorry, no can do.
00:37:03You've got a campaign to salvage, interviews lined up,
00:37:07and you're currently wearing exactly zero clothes.
00:37:15Sounds like you prefer me fully dressed.
00:37:19Disappointing.
00:37:20I prefer you elected, actually.
00:37:37Dude, your poll numbers shot up after that speech. Look at this.
00:37:41You're like a senior year Tom Holland.
00:37:45Charismatic, relatable, and still sexy enough for thirst edits.
00:37:48So, you're saying my chances are good again?
00:37:51Dude, you're literally back to number one. Look at this.
00:37:54I mean, all positive comments, too.
00:37:57But seriously, how did you pull this off?
00:37:59Xavier was against this whole thing from the start.
00:38:02Now he's editing your speeches and organizing your life.
00:38:05Maybe it's because we're actually together now.
00:38:08Right. I was going to say he's acting more like your mom, but...
00:38:11Yeah. Love her works.
00:38:14Man, what kind of witchcraft did you have to pull to get Sheldon Cooper to fake date you?
00:38:23I didn't lose anything. I literally just fell for him.
00:38:34I caught feelings for him. That's all it is.
00:38:38Wow. So, you and him started fake and then it got real.
00:38:45Dude, he's Xavier Miller. Okay? He's like an AI bot with a built-in firewall. Totally unreadable.
00:38:52Nah, it's just surface code. He's got to dig a little deeper.
00:38:58Listen, man. All I'm saying is it makes a lot more sense for him to be using you for something
00:39:03here.
00:39:05Using me for what, exactly?
00:39:07Don't forget. He was your biggest competition.
00:39:11Okay, what if this is a long con and he's going to flip on you at the end?
00:39:14Look, nobody's that good at faking it. I trust him.
00:39:27Hey, babe. We were just talking about you.
00:39:30When the story of our lives...
00:39:35Oh, God. Is it actually real?
00:39:48Are you job hunting?
00:39:50See, if I said you didn't have to pay me back, I thought I made that clear.
00:39:55I know you don't have to think about this kind of stuff, but I do.
00:39:58I'm just planning ahead. Figuring things out for myself.
00:40:04Well...
00:40:06The only thing we have to figure out right now is how to get some sleep.
00:40:24Seriously, can you ever just sleep like a normal person?
00:40:27Normal's boring. Not one of a kind.
00:40:31You're crushing me. Move.
00:40:34Make me.
00:40:37Hey. Stop.
00:40:41Stop.
00:40:44Fine.
00:40:56Hey, I just wrapped up at practice.
00:40:58Thought I could swing by and pick you up.
00:41:00Could ride home together.
00:41:01Swing by?
00:41:03You're half the city away.
00:41:05Okay, fine. You got me.
00:41:07Maybe I miss you.
00:41:08And also, I'm starving and only your pasta's gonna hit the spot.
00:41:13I'm actually tempted to clock out right now.
00:41:18Oh, customer.
00:41:19See you tonight?
00:41:23Welcome. What can I get you?
00:41:24Black coffee. No sugar.
00:41:26And a little bit of you.
00:41:30What are you doing here?
00:41:31I just had some business, but I couldn't help but drop in.
00:41:35Black coffee. No sugar coming up.
00:41:41Oh!
00:41:42And by the way, did you hear the news?
00:41:45Alex is planning on dumping your ass.
00:41:47Excuse me?
00:41:48Daddy's had it all arranged.
00:41:50Alex's fiance flies in next week.
00:41:52And apparently, he needs her out of the picture.
00:42:01Enjoy.
00:42:09Call me anytime, sexy.
00:42:24Just to be needed right now.
00:42:29Hey, I just saw Noah leaving. Is he bothering you again?
00:42:33Same old. Just stirring the pot.
00:42:36Though he did mention your fiance's flying in next week.
00:42:40Oh.
00:42:42So it's true.
00:42:44I was gonna tell you once things were sorted, but I just didn't want to stress you out, you know?
00:42:49Oh, cool. So I'm just some fragile thing you need to protect?
00:42:52No, I barely even know her. She's just some random girl my dad set me up with.
00:42:57Then why hide it? What's the point?
00:43:04I was scared of losing you.
00:43:08But we could go all in.
00:43:12Let's get out of here.
00:43:14So we're okay?
00:43:15No.
00:43:16But, we still have roles to play.
00:43:21And right now, I need to get my boyfriend costume.
00:43:28You park the car. I'll go in first.
00:43:31Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:32Where's my goodbye kiss?
00:43:45I have an appointment. A friend booked it for me.
00:43:48Appointments have to be confirmed by the client directly.
00:43:51And, no offence, but you don't exactly fit our typical clientele.
00:44:01So judgy.
00:44:02Miss Brown, delightful to see you today. How can I help you?
00:44:07You're Alex's friend, right?
00:44:10Yeah.
00:44:15Serve him.
00:44:16But he doesn't have a...
00:44:17Do you want to lose your job?
00:44:19That's always so.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:23You wouldn't happen to be a friend of Alex's, too?
00:44:33You wouldn't be thanking me if he knew. I was Alex's fiancée.
00:44:38Something like that.
00:44:40I'm Laura. I'll see you.
00:44:53Mr. Watson. Pleasure to see you. Can I interest you in our latest collection?
00:44:58Well, actually, I'm shopping for my boyfriend here.
00:45:01Do you really have to announce it to everyone?
00:45:04I can tweet it out if you'd like.
00:45:08I'm absolutely delighted to assist you both today.
00:45:12This way, please.
00:45:15Now, the first step to looking like you have your shit together?
00:45:19A suit that actually fits.
00:45:22And...
00:45:24This one...
00:45:25It fits you perfectly.
00:45:27Go on.
00:45:28Try it on.
00:45:29Why do I need a suit?
00:45:31You mean you're the one running for student body president?
00:45:33Well, you see...
00:45:34We both are.
00:45:38We both are.
00:45:40We both are.
00:45:43We both are.
00:45:43Mm-mm-mm.
00:45:45Savile row cut.
00:45:48Balls.
00:45:49And now, the perfect pair of kicks to tie it all together.
00:46:08You don't have to do this.
00:46:10But I want to.
00:46:12Because you're worth it.
00:46:18All right.
00:46:20Looking good.
00:46:22It does need a touch more tailoring, though.
00:46:30All right. Let's get this jacket off.
00:46:32Hey, wait. What are you doing?
00:46:34Relax.
00:46:35I'm not gonna bite.
00:46:37Unless you want me to.
00:46:40I'm just measuring.
00:46:56Wow.
00:46:5828 inch waist, huh?
00:47:00Looks like someone needs some carbs in their life.
00:47:05Hey.
00:47:06I'm still mad at you.
00:47:10Maybe I'll just have to kiss you until you forgive me.
00:47:18Mr. Watson.
00:47:19Your suit. It's ready.
00:47:22Yeah, just, uh...
00:47:24Leave it outside.
00:47:31Hey.
00:47:32Don't we clean up nice, huh?
00:47:37Yes, Ma.
00:47:39Yes, Ma.
00:47:41Yes, ma?
00:47:43Yes, ma.
00:47:45Yes.
00:47:47Yes, ma.
00:48:01Yes, ma.
00:48:03Hey, Mark. What's up?
00:48:05Emergency. Get to the school right now. Things just blew up.
00:48:15Finally! Come here!
00:48:19Did someone leak the contract again or something?
00:48:21No. Worse.
00:48:23We have a new opponent and she's rising fast.
00:48:26We have to do something.
00:48:28Wait, wait, wait. She?
00:48:30Yeah. Laura Brown.
00:48:32You know, the daughter of crime family billionaire Walter Brown.
00:48:37Laura.
00:48:41You know Laura too?
00:48:42At the tailor shop. She acted like she knew you.
00:48:45She does. She's my fiancée.
00:48:50Fiancée? When the hell were you going to tell us about that?
00:48:53It was just an arranged thing from my dad.
00:48:56I honestly barely know her.
00:49:00Okay, well, she knows plenty about you two.
00:49:02She's charming the hell out of everyone.
00:49:04Your numbers are dropping. Fast.
00:49:07I mean, this can't just be a coincidence.
00:49:10Exactly.
00:49:11She's here for a reason and it's not to win some election.
00:49:17This just became personal.
00:49:22If people find out about this engagement, it's game over.
00:49:26She'll win by a mile.
00:49:27Unless we find a crack in her game.
00:49:29There's no time.
00:49:31I can handle her.
00:49:35Sounds exciting.
00:49:38Why are you doing this?
00:49:40Maybe it's because you have a secret boyfriend?
00:49:43As far as I'm concerned, our parents set us up on one date.
00:49:47Nothing more.
00:49:49You sure you don't want to give me another shot?
00:49:50I'm way more interesting than him.
00:49:53If you want a fair fight, then fine.
00:49:57But play dirty again.
00:49:59I won't be so polite.
00:50:03Big words.
00:50:05We'll see how long that confidence lasts.
00:50:13Get out.
00:50:14You're not welcome here.
00:50:15Relax.
00:50:16I'm just here to chat.
00:50:17You said you want to get into Princeton, right?
00:50:19Lifelong dream.
00:50:21Well, this is signed by the vice president.
00:50:24Guaranteed entry.
00:50:26Are you bribing me?
00:50:29I figured you'd say that.
00:50:30But my father doesn't take no well.
00:50:32And your dad, poor John, he owes a lot of people money.
00:50:38People who don't take kindly to being ignored.
00:50:41Keep my father out of this.
00:50:42Then don't force me to call in favors.
00:50:45Relax.
00:50:46I'm not stealing your boyfriend.
00:50:48I'm just showing you a better future.
00:50:51Love is overrated anyway.
00:50:53Maybe to you.
00:50:55And for Alex, too.
00:50:57Oh, has he wished you a happy birthday yet?
00:51:07Need a ride?
00:51:09Just cost you a water bottle out the trunk.
00:51:12He doesn't even know it's my birthday.
00:51:14Fine.
00:51:27Happy birthday, babe.
00:51:34You can finally type the letter M without your laptop imploding.
00:51:38Thank you, Alex.
00:51:43I'll hop in.
00:51:45There's something else I want to show you.
00:51:57This is nice.
00:52:01Yes, it is.
00:52:04And I know you're not too big on surprises, but I just couldn't resist.
00:52:10I don't mind them.
00:52:11If they're from you.
00:52:14And listen, I'm not really a romantic.
00:52:17You know, I'm not going to be outside your window with a violin and flowers or writing you poetry.
00:52:23You bought me a laptop.
00:52:25It's pretty romantic and practical.
00:52:28Okay, look, the point is, whatever this is, I mean, us, I'm all in.
00:52:37For real.
00:52:38I don't need violin serenades or poetry.
00:52:44I just need you.
00:52:56Oh, you got me.
00:52:58Oh, you got me.
00:53:02Oh, you got me.
00:53:14Oh, you got me.
00:53:16Let's go back to yours.
00:53:18Let's go.
00:53:26What would you do if I got up and left right now?
00:53:29I'd probably cry like an idiot.
00:53:32Don't even think about it.
00:53:35Oh, you got me.
00:53:37Oh, you got me.
00:53:39Oh, you got me.
00:53:41Oh, you got me.
00:53:50You know, that thing was supposed to help you ace exams, not interrupt morning cuddles.
00:53:54I tracked the truth in her account that leaked our contract.
00:53:58Someone local.
00:54:00Then it must be someone at school, right?
00:54:03Did you find anything else?
00:54:06They accidentally switched their webcam on.
00:54:09Laura.
00:54:16She's breaking all sorts of privacy laws.
00:54:18We should expose her.
00:54:19But if we do that, then she'll twist it and make us look like bullies.
00:54:22What else can we do?
00:54:23If people find out about our engagement, then they're going to take her side.
00:54:27I mean, it is true.
00:54:28I'm engaged.
00:54:29Then what?
00:54:31I might have something.
00:54:33Why don't we try making some viral couples TikToks?
00:54:37You know, wholesome stuff.
00:54:38Charity angle.
00:54:39Tends to work.
00:54:42Fine.
00:54:43Let's do it.
00:54:56You did that on purpose.
00:54:58You bet I did.
00:55:16Cut.
00:55:17That's perfect.
00:55:20Next up, book donations for underprivileged kids.
00:55:23I'm here with viral campus couple Xavier Miller and Alex Watson.
00:55:29Welcome.
00:55:29Hey, everyone.
00:55:30Happy to be here.
00:55:32Let's see.
00:55:32First question blowing up the chat.
00:55:34What made you guys pick this project?
00:55:36Growing up, books were my only escape.
00:55:38Reading helped me get through some tough times.
00:55:41It's important for me to pass that on.
00:55:42Yeah, it's like the one thing we never fight about either.
00:55:46Hey, I'm Alex's friend.
00:55:50Quick question from the comments.
00:55:51Since you both are queer, thoughts on gay guys marrying girls?
00:55:55Is it just doing what you've got to do or is there more to it?
00:56:03Guys, if someone has a secret boyfriend and a fiancé at the same time, who's the real side piece?
00:56:11Oh, that's a good question.
00:56:15You know, maybe there's more to that than people think.
00:56:21What's worse?
00:56:22Someone keeping secrets or someone leaking it anonymously?
00:56:27Touché.
00:56:27Okay.
00:56:29All right, guys, back on track.
00:56:30Um, Xavier, did you have a favorite book as a kid?
00:56:35Ta-ta.
00:56:35Uh, The Hobbit.
00:56:37I always wanted my own little cozy hobbit hole.
00:56:41What the hell is wrong with you?
00:56:45Are you trying to ruin my...
00:56:57Are you out of your mind?
00:56:59I'm your fiancé.
00:57:01It's just one little kiss.
00:57:02What's the big deal?
00:57:03Oh, come on, Laura.
00:57:04You and I both know that engagement would never happen.
00:57:07Using a fake relationship just to win votes?
00:57:10That's pathetic, even for you.
00:57:12Xavier and I don't need your approval.
00:57:14If you threaten him one more time behind my back, it won't end well.
00:57:18Oh, you found out?
00:57:19Good.
00:57:21Maybe I'll keep a better eye on him the next time.
00:57:23Things might get uglier.
00:57:24What do you want from me?
00:57:29Everything I'm entitled to.
00:57:34Xavier, get to the shop right now.
00:57:40Why?
00:57:41What's wrong?
00:57:45Fuck my life, man.
00:57:51Hey!
00:57:52What are you looking at?
00:57:54Get out of here.
00:57:55Hey, you gotta go, man.
00:57:57No, I don't.
00:57:58No, you have to leave.
00:58:00Oh, my son.
00:58:01Oh, my son.
00:58:02Man, he's trying to shatter all the windows if you didn't show.
00:58:05Throwing all the customers away.
00:58:06I'm so sorry.
00:58:08I can handle it if you just...
00:58:09Man, I can't keep dealing with this.
00:58:11Next time this happens, you're fired.
00:58:16What do you want?
00:58:18Call your rich boyfriend.
00:58:20What's his name?
00:58:22Alex?
00:58:23Tell him to pay up.
00:58:25Daddy needs a bailout.
00:58:27You sold the house mom left us.
00:58:30You abandoned me.
00:58:31And now you want a bailout?
00:58:33You filthy little bastard.
00:58:36Sleeping around with men.
00:58:39Humiliating our family name.
00:58:42I should have sold you off when I had the chance.
00:58:46The next time I see you, I'll make sure the syndicate knows exactly where you are.
00:58:56Ungrateful brat.
00:58:57What, think you're above me now just because you got yourself a rich boyfriend?
00:59:03Oh, no!
00:59:04I finally found you, old man.
00:59:10I finally found you, old man.
00:59:13Please, don't hurt me.
00:59:14Just don't hurt me.
00:59:15I'll get the money.
00:59:17Don't hurt me.
00:59:18Oh, it's a little too late for that.
00:59:22Where'd you go after the live stream?
00:59:24I tried calling you like a million times.
00:59:26Just the library.
00:59:27The library?
00:59:29After what happened?
00:59:30I was just collecting some feedback around school.
00:59:33Got some ideas to boost your polls.
00:59:34Can we not talk about the election right now?
00:59:37Well, I'm just tired, okay?
00:59:44So that's it?
00:59:45You're just giving up?
00:59:47Letting your fiancé take over?
00:59:49What, are you jealous or something?
00:59:50Is there something going on with Laura I should know about?
00:59:53Can we please just not talk about this right now?
00:59:56Maybe we should take a break.
01:00:00Xavier, wait!
01:00:11Oh, I'm such an idiot.
01:00:13Thinking I actually meant something to him.
01:00:21Oh, Jesus.
01:00:24Mark, where's Alex?
01:00:25I've been calling.
01:00:26He's at the frat house, last minute Vogue grabbing.
01:00:29And he's not answering his messages.
01:00:30Not even mine?
01:00:31Look, it's the day before the election.
01:00:33He's totally locked in, okay?
01:00:35Hey, you alright?
01:00:38You need any help?
01:00:39It's alright.
01:00:40I'll handle it.
01:00:43Of course.
01:00:44He's got people, goals, a life.
01:00:47I've only ever had him.
01:00:53What am I going to do now?
01:00:57Want to make a deal?
01:01:06Your dad owes money to three different gangs, including mine.
01:01:09Please don't hurt him.
01:01:10I promise I'll figure something out.
01:01:12You can't afford it.
01:01:14Besides, if the Hangmano family took him.
01:01:1624 hours do they start sending body parts.
01:01:19What am I supposed to do?
01:01:26Sign this, and I'll pay off your dad's debt.
01:01:30But on one condition.
01:01:32You have to stop seeing Alex.
01:01:35For good.
01:01:38Where was he when you needed him most?
01:01:41You better keep your word.
01:01:43Browns don't lie.
01:01:49What the hell did you do?
01:01:51Xavier's not answering my calls.
01:01:53Me?
01:01:54I only saved his father's skin and paid off his debt.
01:01:57He should be thanking me.
01:01:59Wait, debt?
01:02:00What?
01:02:01What debt?
01:02:02Xavier never told me about that.
01:02:04Maybe because he dumped you?
01:02:06He was pretty clear that you're finished.
01:02:09No.
01:02:10No way.
01:02:11No, he wouldn't do that.
01:02:14I need to go talk to him.
01:02:27Why didn't you tell Laura we broke up?
01:02:30Because.
01:02:31It's true.
01:02:32Look, the whole reason I even dated you was for Princeton.
01:02:36Laura sorted that for me.
01:02:37And she bailed my dad out.
01:02:39So, our deal?
01:02:41It's done.
01:02:42So you're just gonna dump me for a college recommendation?
01:02:45Without her, my dad would be dead.
01:02:47And you're just holding a contract over my head.
01:02:50Like I'm some stunt to boost your votes.
01:02:52Xavier, stop.
01:02:54Hey, the contract never mattered.
01:02:57Love you.
01:02:59Hey, don't push me away.
01:03:00Hey, love?
01:03:03Just a sob story to me.
01:03:05Up there on your throne, treating me like a charity case.
01:03:09I'm done.
01:03:09You know that's not true.
01:03:12You know me.
01:03:14Do I?
01:03:15You wake up in your silk sheets, drinking your fancy coffee.
01:03:22I don't even know where I'm gonna sleep tonight.
01:03:25We're worlds apart.
01:03:27Xavier, please don't do this.
01:03:29Stay away from me.
01:03:31You make me sick.
01:03:36Just get out of my life.
01:03:38We're done.
01:03:40I just...
01:03:41I said we're done.
01:03:58I'm so sorry, Alex.
01:04:01That's the hardest thing I've ever done.
01:04:04Sign this.
01:04:06And I'll pay your dad's debt.
01:04:09But in return, you have to cut off Alex for good.
01:04:14Can't do that.
01:04:17Imagine I post a viral TikTok as the heartbroken fiancee betrayed by her closeted boyfriend.
01:04:24Alex won't just lose the election, so lose everything.
01:04:28You're twisting the truth.
01:04:30It's whatever people will believe.
01:04:32He's already losing support, and his family backing is next.
01:04:36Do you really want to watch him lose everything?
01:04:41You're a dead weight, Xavier.
01:04:42And we both know it.
01:04:44My family can lift him up.
01:04:46There's only drag him down.
01:04:49Alex, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
01:04:52I won't be the reason your life falls apart.
01:04:55So?
01:04:56You get a sign?
01:05:00You better keep your promise.
01:05:02Browns don't lie.
01:05:14Did you forget our agreement?
01:05:23If you want me out of the election, fine.
01:05:27But in return, you cut off Xavier and introduce me as your fiancé.
01:05:33If not, I will email every voter proof that your relationship was fake the entire time.
01:05:43You'll lose everything.
01:05:46Get out.
01:05:49Love her legacy, Alex.
01:06:01Xavier.
01:06:22Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Hello?
01:06:31I'm Alex Watson and today I stand here as
01:06:48Xavier Miller and I we're in a fake relationship
01:06:52We signed a contract what a fake
01:07:02It started as fake but then it got real
01:07:10I've never met anyone like Xavier before you okay?
01:07:19Yeah, I'm fine
01:07:23Not even a thank you
01:07:26At least tell me your name
01:07:28It's not important
01:07:32And I thought he was just some arrogant genius who didn't have time for me
01:07:42Didn't have time for me
01:07:43With a stupid on-stage accident
01:07:46That kiss
01:08:05Xavier, I know you're watching
01:08:08So listen
01:08:10Fuck the election
01:08:12Fuck family expectations
01:08:13And fuck football
01:08:15None of it matters, Xavier
01:08:17Because all I ever wanted
01:08:18Is to be with you
01:08:24The votes are in
01:08:25The new student body president is
01:08:28Alex Watson
01:08:32Come on up and give you a speech
01:08:39Uh, where is he?
01:08:41Where is he?
01:08:42You idiot
01:08:56What are you doing here?
01:08:58What are you doing here?
01:09:12You just won
01:09:17You're such a reckless idiot
01:09:20You're such a reckless idiot
01:09:20But that was kind of sweet
01:09:28I just need you
01:09:29Just need you
01:09:35Winning you
01:09:36Beats any election
01:09:40All right
01:09:41Now that line is a solid 10
01:09:49What's with all the construction?
01:09:51They building something?
01:09:52Close
01:09:54Private make-out spot
01:09:57Presidential access only
01:10:00You're president now
01:10:01Try acting like him
01:10:03Hey, I'm just keeping my campaign promises
01:10:10You remembered
01:10:11Of course
01:10:16All right
01:10:17Let's begin
01:10:17The football kit budget
01:10:19Was inflated 230 percent
01:10:22Money that could have paid
01:10:23For students transport
01:10:24Who were working late
01:10:25It's the first time
01:10:26Someone called me out for real
01:10:27And it stuck
01:10:29Already testing out the new spot?
01:10:31Bold
01:10:35Already testing out the new spot?
01:10:37Bold
01:10:37Bold
01:10:38What now?
01:10:39Relax
01:10:40Just here to say goodbye
01:10:41Goodbye?
01:10:43Turns out our dads finally saw reason
01:10:45Engagements officially canceled
01:10:46You're free, Alex
01:10:48Just like that?
01:10:50Not even worth fighting for?
01:10:52Can you let her finish?
01:10:54Truth is, I didn't want to marry you either
01:10:56Then why come between us?
01:10:58I just needed to prove myself
01:11:00To my parents
01:11:02To everyone
01:11:05The way you stood by each other
01:11:07Honestly, I envy that
01:11:10And the Princeton thing is still on, Xavier
01:11:13You earned it
01:11:15Thanks, Laura
01:11:18I'm off to Paris
01:11:19New family business venture
01:11:21Maybe I'll see y'all again sometime
01:11:24Maybe so
01:11:34You think she'll be okay?
01:11:36She's tougher than the both of us combined
01:11:39She'll be fine
01:11:43Still haven't mastered walking, eh?
01:11:46Only around you
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