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My Love Touches the Divine
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00:12I'm sorry, Mother. I still cannot hold the Trident.
00:19Do not despair, my son. You know the ancient law.
00:23The Relic will not answer until you unite with your destined love.
00:27It is the only way to unlock your full power.
00:31You must journey to the mortal realm and find her.
00:35Hear me, Poseidon. Among all your siblings, you alone remain unchosen by the Trident.
00:40It shall be done, Mother. I will not fail you.
01:17If a little dirt and rags repel them, they certainly don't deserve to be my destined mate.
01:31Jennifer, you're nothing but a blood-sucking leet.
01:34You ever pull a stunt like that again, I'll throw your ass straight back into that rat-infested teller.
01:42But, Father, I can't marry Paul. The guy is knocking on Seventy's door. He can't even stomach a boat ride
01:47anymore.
01:48I can earn that hundred gold pieces myself. Just cut me some slack.
01:51You don't get to call the shots here. You should be kissing Mr. Paul's feet for even looking at you.
01:57Your only job is keeping him happy. Don't make him regret dropping a hundred gold balls on you.
02:03Ah, Jen, Daddy picked out a fiancé for me, too. We're in the same boat.
02:08I'm sure Mr. Paul will treat you like royalty, just like my Ryan treats you.
02:11Are you kidding me? You're marrying a young, gorgeous guy and being pawned off to a seventy-year-old geese
02:15with one foot in the grave
02:16and as his side piece, not his wife! It's not the same, Michelle!
02:21Shut your damn mouth, you ungrateful bitch!
02:24I've already pocketed Paul's gold. He's throwing in two ships once you're delivered.
02:27Like it or not, you are warming his bed tonight.
02:31If you actually force me into this, I swear to God I'll run off and become a nun.
02:36I'll pray every single day for the Almighty to punish you. You will rot in hell!
02:42Fine, Jennifer!
02:44You want to play hardball? I'll give you one last choice.
02:48If you're too good for Mr. Paul, then you can marry this stinking beggar right here, right now!
03:07Fine! Bring it on! I'll marry the beggar today!
03:14Hey, you pathetic piece of trash.
03:16Let's be real. You were destined to die alone in a gutter.
03:19But today's your lucky day. You won't say no to a free wife, right?
03:33Wait, she didn't even flinch at the sight of me? Looks like this mortal is built different.
03:39Yeah.
03:43I'd be absolutely honored to take her as my wife.
03:58Holy crap! I can't believe Mason actually pawned his own daughter off to that bottom-feeling tram.
04:02Jesus, look at the guy. He couldn't rub two pennies together if his life depended on it.
04:05Jennifer's in for a world of hurt.
04:10Father never gave a damn about me.
04:12He's a cold-blooded snake who only cares about my price tag.
04:17I'd rather tie the knot with a street rat than be auctioned off like meat.
04:21I am so done with this toxic hellhole.
04:26Hear what they're whispering, Jennifer?
04:28If my beggar routine gross you out, you can still walk away.
04:34No way.
04:35You might think I'm crazy, but...
04:38to me, you're a literal godsend.
04:43Let's get out of here, honey.
04:44I mean my dear husband.
04:56I'm sorry, Jennifer.
04:58What you see is what you get.
04:59No cozy honeymoon suite tonight.
05:01Just this beat-up, drafty old fishing boat.
05:03Hey, cut that out.
05:04We're hitched now, and I'm not looking down on you.
05:06For better or worse, we're in this ride together.
05:13Oh.
05:41Oh my god, what the hell just happened?
05:43Where did this insane crystal palaces come from?
05:54Don't sweat the details right now.
06:02Jennifer, my sweet, it's still our wedding night.
06:05Are you ready to give yourself to me?
06:10Absolutely.
06:11Like I said, we're husband and wife now.
06:19Trust me, I'm going to make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:55Lord Poseidon, sorry to crash the party, but Zeus is stuck in the Divine Labyrinth.
06:58The All-Mother needs you for a rescue op, stat.
07:10Sweetheart, an emergency just came up and I've got to go.
07:13Don't panic, I'll be back in your arms in nine days, tops.
07:33Mother, what the hell happened?
07:34Why do I feel like I just woke up from a century-long fever dream?
07:41Poseidon, you're finally awake.
07:44Remember that ancient curse you tripped Bailing Zeus out?
07:47That's what knocked you out cold.
08:05Merciful Seas, the Trident actually accepted you?
08:09Don't tell me you've finally tracked down the mortal who's head over heels for you.
08:23Spill it!
08:24Who is she?
08:26Just a regular mortal girl.
08:29But to me, she's everything.
08:32We're already married, Mother.
08:34If it weren't for that damn curse, I'd have paraded her up to Olympias ages ago.
08:39Praise the oceans!
08:41Listen to me, kiddo.
08:43Go fetch her right this second.
08:45I am literally dying to meet this girl.
08:49Say less, Mother.
08:51Consider it done.
08:52Hold on, Poseidon.
08:53There's a catch.
08:54You've been in that coma for nine whole years.
08:59Which means...
09:00That poor girl has been waiting for you for nine solid years!
09:05Are you kidding?
09:06I ghosted Jennifer for nine fucking years?
09:09No, this is beyond messed up.
09:10I need to get down there right now.
09:26Ugh, too basic.
09:27Go raid the Divine Vault for the Golden Apples.
09:30I need to absolutely blow this girl's mind.
09:34Actually, scratch that.
09:35I'm crashing the mortal realm to roll out the red carpet myself.
09:54It's been nine goddamn years.
09:57How much longer is it going to take for him to show his face again?
10:01Jennifer!
10:01Why the hell is my chamber pot from yesterday still sitting there?
10:09I'm literally scrubbing the clothes you and father just dumped on me.
10:12I'll get to it!
10:13You brainless cow!
10:14The goddamn stench ruined my dresses!
10:16I let you and your two little bastards crash here.
10:18I feed you, and you can't even handle one basic chore?
10:21Hey, back the hell off.
10:23This is my house, too.
10:27You have no right to run your mouth at me.
10:29Those brats of yours are just like you.
10:32Ungrateful, blood-sucking parasites.
10:34Mom!
10:37You know damn well the kids and I bust our asses.
10:39Look around!
10:40We're the only ones keeping this damn house from falling apart!
10:46That's because doing the grunt work is exactly what you filthy roaches were born to do!
10:52Back off!
10:53Don't you dare touch our mother!
10:59You filthy little street-wrap bastards!
11:01That's what you get for running your mouths at Lady Jessica!
11:04You freaks should have been chucked in the ocean at birth!
11:07Strip them, douse them in ice water, and lock them in the stables!
11:10Sneak them a single crumb, and they'll be hell to pay!
11:15Chill, Mum.
11:16Don't forget Ryan's chauffeuring us to the Temple of Poseidus.
11:19Just make these useless peasants haul the offerings.
11:22Shake a leg and get in the damn carriage!
11:24We can't keep my big-shot son-in-law waiting!
11:45This is seriously creeping me out.
11:47Why does this temple feel so warm and familiar?
11:56Wait, that era...
11:58The bloodline of the sea god?
12:00How the hell did it end up here?
12:07Oh, almighty lord of the sea.
12:09We offer these tributes with the purest intentions.
12:13Bless our merchant fleets and bring us great fortune.
12:17Stop standing around like idiots!
12:19Your only job right now is to pray to the sea god to protect Ryan's fleet!
12:24Honestly, letting gutter trash like you even breathe in the direction of the sea god is a massive privilege.
12:30Keep dragging your feet and I'll assume you're itching for the stables.
12:34Maybe if I pray to the statue, it'll actually bring my husband back safely.
12:41No! Stop!
12:43We cannot bear the worship of the heirs of the sea god!
12:49Oh, great sea god, please just let my husband come home soon.
12:52Oh, great sea god, please just let our dad come home safely.
13:04Oh, great sea god, please just let our dad come home soon.
13:12Oh, great sea god, please just let our dad come home soon.
13:12Oh, great sea god, please just let our dad come home soon.
13:22What the actual hell just happened?
13:25Why did the statues just nuke themselves?
13:30Somebody seriously pissed off the sea god!
13:33His rage just blew those statues to smithogreens!
13:44If the sea god is throwing a tantrum, anyone who makes a dime off the ocean is screwed!
13:50God damn it!
13:51Who has the absolute stones to piss off the sea god?
13:54If the ocean slaps a curse on us, our entire cash flow goes down the toilet!
13:59Listen up, people!
14:00It has to be them!
14:01Their filthy bastard bloodline completely rash the temple's vibe!
14:05So it was you, three little rats!
14:07Growl for forgiveness right this minute, or I swear to god your lives are gonna be a waking nightmare!
14:15Son of a bitch!
14:17How dare they treat the heirs to the sea like garbage!
14:19We're stuck in phantom mode and can't do shit!
14:22Keto, ping Lord Poseidon right now!
14:26No!
14:26My kid's blood isn't filthy!
14:28We literally haven't done a single thing wrong, so why the hell would the sea god be pissed at us?
14:33This is absolute bullshit!
14:34Shut your mouth, peasant!
14:36Grab them!
14:37Burn them at the stake!
14:38The only way to calm the sea god's rage is absolute agony!
14:52No!
14:53No!
14:54No!
14:58Stop!
15:02Holy crap, it's Lord Poseidon!
15:09Stand down!
15:19Hold up, did anyone else just hear that?
15:23Damn it, we're too far.
15:25Poseidon can't manifest here.
15:27Just hang on a little longer.
15:28My lady, little ones, you gotta believe me, he's coming.
15:32Burning the main enough for the sea god.
15:35He's sending us a sign.
15:38Father, word is the sea god skins traitors alive, packs their raw flesh with boiling sand and crushed shells, turning
15:45them into gravel to walk on for eternity.
15:47Father, my kids and I are innocent. The real sinners are these sick freaks putting their hands on children.
15:54Oh, so the sea god's pissed at us? His biggest believers? Bullshit!
15:58I dump cash and prayers on his altar every year, while you, you filthy peasant, ain't cocked up shit.
16:02Zip it, Jennifer! You're a completely lost Oz!
16:08Mom! Mom!
16:14Look, Jen, I didn't want to get my hands dirty, but you brought the sea god's haul down on us.
16:19Skinning you alive is the only way we're buying our ticket out of this.
16:25Back off, you ugly witch! Don't you dare lay a finger on our mom!
16:30Mom!
16:36You little maggots!
16:38This is what happens when you piss off the sea god!
16:42You're not dragging our whole family to hell with you!
16:52You dirty little bastards!
16:56Don't think for a second you're dragging us down with you!
17:00No! Michelle, let go of my kid!
17:04My kid! I'll take the hit! Just don't touch them!
17:10Jennifer! This is your goddamn fault!
17:13If you hadn't hitched your wagon to that filthy street rat and pout these bastards, we wouldn't be in this
17:18mess!
17:19No, put this all on me. Chris and Sophia are good kids. They're your own flesh and blood. For God's
17:26sake, you can't do this!
17:28Get the hell off me. I don't have any filthy grandchildren.
17:32What the hell are you brain-dead idiots waiting for? Skin them alive already.
17:41These mortals. No! These monsters! How dare they stoop this low!
17:51Screw it. I'm taking my true form to save the heirs.
18:00Thomas, stop. You know the rules. If you manifest in the mortal realm, you break the law of fate. You'll
18:07be wiped from existence.
18:13No! Get your filthy hands off my kids!
18:25Do it like this! Put your backs into it! If you let these little rats slip because you grew a
18:30conscience, I'll sell your asses to the galleys!
18:38I can't stomach this anymore! Even if it vaporizes my soul, I am saving those heirs!
18:48Wait, Samus! I feel the power of the sea god!
19:09Back the hell off!
19:19Look! It's Lord Poseidon's!
19:23The boss is actually back!
19:28Jennifer, sweetheart, I'm here. I am so sorry I let you go through this hell.
19:33But it's really you? Thank God he actually brought you back to me! Look! This is Chris and Sophia! Our
19:42kids!
19:44Dad! Dad! We totally knew it was you! You actually came back!
19:49What in the hell just happened? Jesus! How'd I end up eating dirt?
19:54Father, forget that look over there! That filthy beggar is back!
19:58Talk! Right now! Who did this? Which one of you sick freaks had the balls to touch Jennifer and my
20:06kids?
20:07You don't get to question us! Jennifer and your two little roaches pissed off the sea god!
20:12They brought this shitstorm on us! As their father, you should be paying for their sins with your life!
20:18Almighty sea god, please forgive us! These four impure wretches aren't part of our family!
20:23Don't lump us in with their sins! I'll skin them and burn them alive right now to appease your rage!
20:35You absolute clowns! You keep running your mouths about my family pissing off the sea god without realizing I am
20:43the sea god!
20:59Oh, Poseidon! Holy crap! He really is the sea god!
21:03Oh great sea god, please forgive us! Mason and his screwed up family pulled the strings! We're innocent!
21:09Don't buy his bullshit! Open your eyes! It's just a cheap dark magic trick!
21:14If the real sea god was here, we'd all be dead meat!
21:17He actually has the balls to impersonate the sea god? If the real god finds out we worship the damn
21:23warlock, we're cooked!
21:24We gotta skin this freak and his family alive before anyone finds out!
21:28You arrogant, brain-death mortals! You tortured my wife and kids, so now, I'm Thing Terrive, I'm bringing down the
21:37ocean's wrath!
21:38I'll give you a front row seat to exactly who you're messing with!
21:49No freaking way! Is this filthy beggar actually the sea god?
22:02Ha! Look at that! I totally called it! This filthy street rat is a complete fraud!
22:16What the hell is happening to my hand?
22:34Wait, why did the sea god statue just blow to pieces?
22:39You brain-dead idiots! The real sea god is pissed because this peasant is playing dress up with his name!
22:45Help me pin this bastard down and finish him!
22:48Step on it!
22:50If we don't string them up right now, the sea god is gonna wipe us off the map!
22:53The ocean will swallow us whole!
22:55Freeze!
22:57Look! He's running on fumes!
22:59Now's our window to take this Warwick out!
23:02What the hell is going on?
23:05Enough!
23:06I'll let it slide you got played earlier.
23:08But from this second on, if you touch my wife and kids, I'll rain literal hellfire on you!
23:14You gullible morons!
23:16Everyone knows Jennifer hitched a beggar nine years ago.
23:20Like the C-Dotted would moo light as a tramp.
23:23Like he'd knock up a slut like Jennifer and just poop into thin air!
23:27I bet my bottom dollar this rat spent the last nine years grinding dark magic!
23:35Damn straight. A true god is untouchable.
23:40You hack this warlock to pieces.
23:43And I'll toss you ten gold coins right here.
23:47Right now.
23:48No!
23:49No!
23:57No!
24:02Un-freakin-believable.
24:04The guy's literally made of steel.
24:10Almighty, Sea God.
24:12Please forgive your cluteless blind believers,
24:15You unrepentant mortals. You actually tried to weaponize my own followers against me?
24:23You vicious, brain-dead clowns.
24:26Time to face the music!
24:32Holy crap! He really is the Sea God! We are dead meat!
24:40What just happened? Why am I running on empty?
24:42No. The coma. I've burned through all my divine Moga fighting off that damn curse for nine years.
24:51This damn sorcerer is gaslighting us with illusion!
24:54We need to get the high priest down here to wreck him!
24:57You absolute idiots! Do you seriously think this washed-up bum is the Sea God?
25:03He's just a wicked warlock! If he was actually Poseidon, he wouldn't be this pathetic!
25:09It's an ancient curse. I tanked my powers fighting it off. That's why I'm weakened.
25:14You brain-dead sheep! Only morons swallow a lie that pathetic.
25:19Anyone who sides with this warlock has catched hell when the real God finds out.
25:33Who's got the nerve to impersonate the Sea God under my roof?
25:46Who's got the nerve to impersonate the Sea God under my roof?
25:50Your Holiness, it's this wicked warlock. He's using dark magic to fake being the Sea God and scam our tributes.
25:56High Priest, you're the only hotline to the Sea God. If he was really coming down, he'd have given you
26:01a heads up.
26:08I haven't heard a damn thing thing about the Sea God coming down. You're just some two-bit sorcerer using
26:14cheap magic to play God.
26:17The High Priest is his top servant. This guy really is just a fraud putting on a cheap magic act.
26:24Make him pay!
26:28Thank God for the High Priest. We almost bought the scam. The Sea God would have been pissed and we'd
26:37be dead meat.
26:40What a joke. I don't have some mortal messenger down here. He's full of shit.
26:45You arrogant little speck. Did you really think you could hijack my name without facing my wrath?
26:50You son of a bitch! How dare you slander me! I'm tossing your ass in the dungeon and executing you
26:56myself!
26:57No!
27:19Holy crap! What's happening? The High Priest just got zapped by lightning! Is that guy actually the Sea God?
27:30Bullshit! Impossible! Yeah, that was the Sea God's wrath! Warning me! Because you spinless cowards are dragging your feet! Letting
27:39this goddamn warlock run free in his temple!
27:43Oh, it was his wrath, alright. But who do you think called it down?
27:48Listen up! Defy the Sea God! And you'll get worse than lightning! He'll unleash a tidal wave and wash every
27:56last traitor straight to hell!
28:10Ignorant sheep!
28:26No freaking way!
28:36No freaking way!
28:38Even running on a fraction of my power, you bottom feeders couldn't lay a finger on my family.
28:46Guys, listen. There is zero chance he's the Sea God. Since when does a god fall for a random munal?
28:51It's a joke! He's a cheap warlock!
28:54Hold the line! Did you idiots forget his orders? Want to get swallowed by a tidal wave? We're dead meat
29:00if you back down!
29:02But his voodoo is too strong! We can't even dent this freakish water wall!
29:08Bullshit! Every trick has a loophole! Hurl every sharp object we've got! Something's bound to bust this cheap-ass force
29:15mailed!
29:22You just whipped up a freaking magical shield out of thin air? Are you actually the Sea God?
29:30You bet he is, sweetie. Your dad would never lie to you.
29:36Alright, if standard weapons can't cut through this voodoo, it's time to bring out the big gun.
29:43Watch and weep, warlock!
29:46I don't care how strong your mojo is, it ain't surviving the Sea God's anchor!
29:56Trident, shield, Genefee!
30:10Trident, shield, Genefee!
30:23Trident, shield, Genefee!
30:27Who the hell are you?!
30:31I warned you, you absolute fools! Open your damn eyes!
30:35This is the Trident, the ultimate symbol of the ocean!
30:38And I am its master, Poseidon, the Sea God.
30:43The Sea God? He actually is the Sea God!
30:46Sweet Jesus, what the hell have I done?!
30:51You've hijacked my name to scam my believers for years, just to line your own pockets!
30:56That is an unforgivable sin!
31:05No, Almighty Sea God! Mercy!
31:08William brain-matched us! We never wanted to hurt your family!
31:12Lord Sidon, please spare us!
31:15Jennifer, these monsters put you and the kids through absolute hell.
31:19It's your call. How do you want me to finish them?
31:23No!
31:24Jennifer, my precious daughter, don't do this!
31:27You know me, I would never truly hurt you!
31:29Okay, I screwed up, I admit it.
31:31But I see the light now, we share the same blood, we're family!
31:35Please, Jennifer, don't let him wipe us off the map over a grudge!
31:39Think of the kids!
31:41Exactly! Jennifer, my sweet sister!
31:44We share the same blood!
31:46I swear to God, I'll never pull this shit again!
31:50Please, cut us a break!
31:55Honey, I'm not a monster like them.
31:58They still share blood with our kids.
32:00I won't plant that toxic seed of hatred in Chris and Sophia's heads.
32:04Let's just walk away.
32:06I just want a peaceful life.
32:07We share the same, Christmas!
32:19I swear to God!
32:23I'm not a woman!
32:23I swear to God, I won't do it for you.
32:29Well, look at you, gorgeous!
32:33You must be my boy Poseidon's wife!
32:36Absolutely stunning.
32:49Mother, oh my goodness!
32:51And who are these two adorable little monkeys?
32:57Mother, these are the kids Jennifer gave me.
32:59Pretty cute, right?
33:01Grandma!
33:03Grandma!
33:05Are you kidding me?
33:07Nobody told me I hit the absolute jackpot!
33:13I packed way too light.
33:15But don't worry, darlings.
33:16Grandma's gonna spoil you rotten once we get home.
33:23What the actual hell?
33:26I've never seen this much gold.
33:30One single gem off those chests could buy out our entire fleet.
33:39Come along, my precious grandbabies.
33:42Let Grandma show you how we do real gifts.
33:45Let Grandma show you how we do real gifts.
33:49What is this something?
34:06take a look kiddos a little welcome gift from grandma what do you think we'd love anything
34:13you give us grandma but there's literally nothing here
34:41whoa this is freaking awesome
34:44oh it melts my heart to see you love it thanks a million grandma jennifer my dear slap on this
34:52pearl necklace and you'll literally never age this bracelet makes you bulletproof to disease
34:57and this ring calls down lightning on demand just a little welcome to the family starter pack
35:03no way mother these are priceless i can't accept them
35:09oh my god i am so so sorry i swear it slipped jessica used to beat me black
35:14and blue just for breaking a cheap bowl now i've shattered something priceless from the sea god's
35:18mother she's gonna skin me alive hey deep breaths jennifer relax remember mother gave those to you
35:25they're yours now you can smash every last one of them if it makes you happy
35:33oh sweetheart no this is 100 on me
35:37i totally forgot that necklace is so packed with magic it shatters on impact
35:41i can't believe i almost gave you a heart attack bad grandma jennifer honey stop walking on eggshells
35:47chuck this bling at the wall for fun break it all bring fresh batches until you realize
35:51you're one of us thank you mother hold on poseidon where's your gift this poor girl went through nine
35:58years of hell because you face planted into a coma treat her like royalty or i'll personally kick your
36:03ass to the curb mother chill i already hooked jennifer up with a massive gift back at my palace i
36:09just
36:09didn't bring it because i was rushing to save her i'll grab it the second we kept breather babe
36:18hold the phone i brought a little something for my new sister-in-law too
36:27look i'm really sorry jennifer this whole disaster is basically my fault you and the kids got dragged
36:33through the mud because of me consider this a my bad care package a massive dose of raw divine power
36:38zeus you absolute meathead did you completely forget jennifer is still 100 percent human her mortal body
36:45can't tank raw divine power yet uh crap my bad jennifer i totally dropped the ball on that one
36:52brain frat hand it over i'll just convert your raw power into a mountain of jewelry for jennifer to make
36:59up for your screw-up jennifer our wedding down here was pretty bears bone and my family missed it
37:05let's do a massive blowout invite the whole pantheon to shower you and the kids with blessings
37:09sorry honey can we skip the blowout chris sofia and i are literally nobodies we'd stick out like
37:15sarathy's partying with actual gods i'm just really freaked out are they gonna act like aunt michelle and
37:21beat us up for being trash we don't need them just you and dad is enough
37:29my poor sweet babies you've been through the wrencher listen to grandma okay that nightmare is over none of my
37:35kids are toxic snobs like that they'll treat you like absolute royalty damn right i guarantee they'll
37:40welcome you with open arms and if you're still spooked i swear on my life as long as i'm breathing
37:46nobody lays a finger on you okay bestiden i trust you
37:59the wedding dress is the main event and these mortal rags are tragically basic
38:05even top-tier royal outfits aren't good enough for our jennifer
38:14grandma i brought the wardrobe
38:23jennifer go nuts pick out absolutely anything you want up here we use magic power like cash
38:32and zeus's apology fund is basically a bottomless black card
38:38unreal it's so insanely soft i've been stuck in patched up potato sacks my whole life
38:46i'm actually allowed to wear this
38:51obviously but zeus specifically ordered that your actual wedding outfits be custom made by yours truly
39:02hey jennifer look at me by the almighty ocean my beautiful wife how did you get so breathtakingly
39:09gorgeous mom you look insanely pretty i had zero clue you were this stunning jennifer and your kids
39:15are adorable look i whipped up 200 everyday outfits on the fly just rock these around the palace this is
39:20just thank you so so much we absolutely love it don't mention it but hey grandma jennifer and the kids
39:29are practically skin and bones we need to put some meat on them pesty has actually been cooking up a
39:34storm
39:34pretty sure she's en route with a massive feast just for jennifer and the kids she even called dibs on
39:39catering the wedding you guys seriously don't have to go all out for me like this this is way too
39:44much
39:44jennifer you've raised two kids solo while getting stomped on by monsters listen to me
39:49you need to seriously carb load damn right your health is the only thing i care about
39:53don't fight us just be a good girl and eat up
40:02hey there jennifer come on over dig in and let me know what hits the spot
40:16awesome i didn't even know food could taste this freaking good
40:24come on jennifer let your husband pamper you for a second say ah
40:45hope you like the setup babe mother went totally overboard if you hate any of it just say the word
40:50i'll tear it down and start from scratch no sweat oh don't even worry about it honey i'm obsessed with
40:55it jennifer mother's got chris and sophia for the night so we've got the place to ourselves
41:03what do you say we go for baby number three oh honey no three kids i'd lose my mind trying
41:11to handle all
41:11of them babe you're married to the sea god even if we're swamped my mom and siblings are right next
41:17door
41:17our kids will never be alone plus my niece is literally the goddess of childbirth
41:24i'd put her on speed dial you wouldn't feel a thing all right all right you're the boss
41:48god jennifer you're just as breathtaking as the day we married
42:02grandma where's mom she's the vip today why is she mia hold on a minute kiddo let's go track down
42:11your dad and figure this out hey pasteiden why the hold up with jennifer did we hit a snack
42:21well jennifer and i didn't get any sleep until the sun came up she's dead to the world so i
42:25figured i'd
42:26let her rest i just slipped out freaking believable the wedding is literally about to start could you
42:32really not keep it in your pants for one night all right mother chill i'm gonna get her right now
42:45holy crap poseidon actually let me sleep in it's our damn wedding day
42:48i'm gonna be so late i gotta sprint
42:57mother playing favorites as always
43:01giving a punk like poseidon a palace this sick
43:16i'm real
43:18what's an absolute dime like you doing hiding out in a place like this
43:23hey gorgeous hades god of the underworld ditch the snooze fest and come be my queen
43:29yeah hard pass not interested
43:38cute but that's not really your call to make sweetheart
43:59what the hell do you think you're doing
44:06well color me shocked
44:08who'd have guessed a stunner like this was hitched to a meathead like you
44:17hades if we didn't share a mother i'd gut you where you stand
44:26what the hell is going on here
44:30hades how did i race such a scumbag apologize to jennifer right now
44:36my bad jennifer didn't know who you were take half my divine power as a peace offering it'll
44:42make you completely immortal just let it slide mother the wedding's starting let's not waste
44:46another second on this creep
44:56in the name of the sea god i swear jennifer is my one and only wife from this day forward
45:02she shares the
45:03full power of the ocean with me i swear on my life to be completely faithful to poseidon until my
45:10last
45:10breath
45:21mom and dad are gonna live happily ever after with us
45:40grandma mom only wakes up on time when we're around we want to have a sleepover with mom
45:49all right my sweet little angels let it go your dad's got your mom on lockdown tonight
46:02honey thank you for giving me such a warm happy home this place is everything i've ever dreamed of
46:12if you know love it here we'll just put down roots
46:16honestly the only things worth a damn back at my palace are your gifts anyway
46:20i'll swing by and haul them over tomorrow
46:34i won't break my promise this time i swear
46:37three days tops and this little toy boat if you run into trouble just crush it and i'll be there
46:45in a
46:45heartbeat
46:55and this barrier unless you say so it'll bounce every single person trying to get in
47:03other place
47:04stay safe out there honey
47:07dad hurry back so we can play
47:25This is it look at this place
47:28Hades better not be playing us.
47:30He swore if we pull this off, he'd bring our family's empire back from the dead.
47:36Hell no, he wouldn't.
47:38He's the god of the underworld.
47:41The sea god basically nuked our family.
47:44Lord Hades is our only lifeline.
47:53Over here!
47:55Bet you can't catch us.
47:56Chris, Sophia, slow down. You're going to eat dirt.
48:00We don't care if we get hurt.
48:02When dad gets back, he can patch us up in seconds.
48:08Yu-ho! Jennifer! Come look who's here!
48:12Why the hell is the door locked?
48:15We're your flesh and blood.
48:17Don't tell me you got amnesia already!
48:20Nice try, but that ain't happening!
48:26Son of a bitch!
48:28Hades called it.
48:30The sea god rigged this place with a force field.
48:32Our only play is to guilt-track Jennifer into opening the damn door.
48:36Jennifer, I know you're listening!
48:38Are you brain dead?
48:41We put a roof over your head when you had nothing!
48:45Now we're homeless!
48:47You owe us!
48:55Cut the crap!
48:56You made my life a living hell back then.
48:58Don't act like you did me a favor!
49:01Jennifer, I'm your own flesh and blood.
49:04Are you just going to watch me get hunted down every day?
49:09Your husband is the freaking sea god.
49:11A few table grabs could save our family.
49:14Yeah, Jennifer!
49:16Just bail us out this once!
49:18Consider it rent for housing you!
49:21We swear we'll never bother you again!
49:25Get a grip, Jennifer.
49:27Stop giving them handouts.
49:31But if a little cash gets rid of these leeches for good, maybe it's worth it.
49:40You better keep your word.
49:41Take the money and don't ever show your faces around here again.
49:49Are you really that dense, Jennifer?
49:52I've literally never played it straight with you.
50:05Jennifer!
50:07Those goddamn merchants are psychos!
50:09They robbed us blind, took your gold, and now they want us dead!
50:13Please!
50:14Open the damn door!
50:16Jennifer, they only went psycho because you're the sea god's wife.
50:19This is 100% on you!
50:21You can't leave us out here to get butchered!
50:27I'm dead serious, Jennifer.
50:29The merchant and his goons are right on our ass!
50:32If you don't let us in, you're signing our death warrants!
50:35Jennifer, you really going to watch your father get slaughtered?
50:37Make your mother a widow?
50:39If word gets out she raised a heartless monster, society will destroy her!
50:42A doxie?
50:43A doxie?
51:10Are you sick?
51:12When doxie allowed tiempo uno?
51:12Do I seriously have to cry for Poseidon to bail me out again?
51:18No, I can't keep dragging him into my messes.
51:28Unreal! Look at this motherlod!
51:30Father could hustle his whole life and never see this kind of cash!
51:35Trash like Jennifer doesn't deserve this!
51:37We do!
51:42Check out this palace. The bling is nice, but the real estate is the real jackpot.
51:47We gotta get our names on that deed.
51:48You brain-dead idiots! Did you forget Hades' orders?
51:51Move your asses! Chuck that bitch, Jennifer, out onto the street!
51:58Right! Lord Hades promised us a mountain of cash if we pull this off!
52:01What the heck do you think you're doing? When Dad finds out, he's gonna wipe the floor with you!
52:06Yeah! You stupid jerks! If you touch Mom, Dad is gonna destroy you!
52:13Give me a break!
52:15How's the sea god gonna react when he finds out his precious wife banged his own brother?
52:19He'll either boot her or drown her ass!
52:25No! Father, why are you doing this to me?
52:28He did!
52:29Woo!
52:45Not bad at all! Like we agree. I'm gonna reward you freaks very handsome.
52:51You're the best lord, Hades! Thank you!
52:56Get your hands off her!
53:05Get your hands off her!
53:21I gave you your chance, Hades.
53:29Jennifer, you were in real danger. Why didn't you call me?
53:34Honey, I'm so sorry. I just didn't want to dump another mess on your plate.
53:38I'm just a useless mortal. I can't keep dragging you down.
53:44Look at me, babe. We're married.
53:46Nothing in this universe matters more than you.
53:49I already missed nine years.
53:55Come hell or high water, you're never facing anything alone again.
54:02I get it, honey. I promise.
54:13And as for these psychos,
54:15they've crossed the line too many times.
54:18Don't. Even if you want to give them a pass, I'm going to slaughter every last one of them.
54:30Almighty Sea God, please!
54:31You've got it all wrong.
54:33We only broke in because we caught Jennifer, that absolute slut, hooking up with another guy.
54:39We were protecting your honor.
54:41Exactly!
54:42If we hadn't showed up, she'd be all over some other dude.
54:45Honestly, you should be thanking us.
54:47You're all sick in the head.
54:49I'm going to wipe you off the face of the earth.
55:03I'm going to wipe you off the face of the face of the face of the face of the face
55:04of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the
55:05face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of
55:09the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face
55:11of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the
55:11face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of
55:13the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face
55:13of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the
55:13face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of
55:16the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face
55:17of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the
55:31Poseidon, you gullible idiot.
55:34I pushed your buttons and you practically hand-delivered your own divine weapon to me.
55:38Did you skip Godhub 101?
55:40If a bonded weapon gets corrupted by a god on my level, the backlash tears the owner apart.
55:49Look, brother, I don't want to end you.
55:52Just hand over your sweet little wife and I'll let you walk.
56:00Come on, Jennifer.
56:02Doesn't it tear you apart watching him squirm like a bug?
56:07Poseidon, please, get up!
56:09Jennifer, get over here.
56:10Give yourself to me and I'll pull the plug on his torture.
56:15Don't listen to him, Jennifer.
56:19Get over here, Jennifer, or I swear I'm going to erase Poseidon from existence right now.
56:27Don't.
56:28Jennifer, listen to me.
56:30If you don't want to watch his brain melt into pudding, get over here right now.
56:36Please, just stop hurting Poseidon.
56:42I'll do it.
56:45I agree to whatever you want.
56:48Poseidon, please take good care of our kids and my mother.
57:08You lay a finger on my woman, Hades, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like.
57:17You lay a finger on my wife.
57:18You lay a finger on my wife.
57:18You lay a finger on my wife.
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