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00:00:00Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the Master of Magic?
00:00:08Kill him!
00:00:13You just saved me.
00:00:16You're going to let me walk home alone?
00:00:20The Master of Magic hasn't been seen in over a year.
00:00:23I've seen his skills.
00:00:24Show them.
00:00:25Show them what you can do.
00:00:28I bought the theater, which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the
00:00:35hell out.
00:00:37You look a little nervous.
00:00:39You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:00:41This is what happens when you don't respect the crap.
00:00:44You're making a fool out of all of us.
00:00:46I swore off my old life, but I can't keep running forever.
00:00:51Who are you?
00:00:52I'm the Master of Magic, you mother...
00:01:03You sure about this?
00:01:05I don't know if I'm ready.
00:01:06Relax, little brother.
00:01:08We'll never let anything happen to you.
00:01:14It's showtime.
00:01:18Shit.
00:01:19Shit.
00:01:24Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the Master of Magic?
00:01:32Oh my God!
00:01:33It's him!
00:01:34It's the Master of Magic!
00:01:36The greatest magician of all time!
00:01:38You, young lady.
00:01:40Let's see your true self.
00:01:41Now I'm going to need a little help by my lovely assistant, Eric.
00:01:56And now my next volunteer.
00:01:59I don't care.
00:02:01I said short it.
00:02:03What the hell?
00:02:07Whoa!
00:02:09How are they doing that?
00:02:10And now for my final volunteer.
00:02:17The most evil man in Vegas.
00:02:20Are you sure about this?
00:02:22He's dangerous.
00:02:23But I'm the Master of Freaking Magic.
00:02:25Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie.
00:02:32And who the hell are you?
00:02:34Get these fuckers out of my way.
00:02:35Now Barry here is a billionaire casino owner who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women.
00:02:46Are you ready to show them who you truly are?
00:02:50You insult me in public?
00:02:53You know who I am.
00:02:54I can make you disappear.
00:02:56Okay.
00:02:56Well, we won't test, Barry.
00:03:00So we're going to test this hotel instead.
00:03:07What do you think you're doing?
00:03:09We're going to make Barry's casino disappear.
00:03:18Holy shit!
00:03:21Now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults.
00:03:25The police are already on their way to arrest you.
00:03:27You know.
00:03:28Kill him!
00:03:33Now for my final trick.
00:03:58What are you looking at me for?
00:04:01Get him!
00:04:05Come on!
00:04:14Whoa!
00:04:16Fuck!
00:04:19Fuck!
00:04:22Fuck!
00:04:24Fuck!
00:04:32Ah!
00:04:33Ah!
00:04:35Cut it!
00:04:35No!
00:04:36Ah!
00:04:38Ah!
00:04:54Eric!
00:04:55No!
00:04:58Relax, little brother.
00:04:59But never let anything happen to you.
00:05:02Eric!
00:05:03This is all my fault.
00:05:05God!
00:05:06I need you to do something for me.
00:05:08What?
00:05:09I need you to find me.
00:05:11Girl we grew up with at the orphanage?
00:05:13She's working in magic.
00:05:18Help her.
00:05:20Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:05:24You're staying with me, okay?
00:05:25Just hang in there.
00:05:27You're gonna be okay.
00:05:32Eric.
00:05:34Eric.
00:05:44My arrogance got you killed.
00:05:47If I can't protect my family...
00:05:50I'm not worthy of this.
00:05:54I'll find Bri.
00:05:55And help her.
00:05:58But not as the master of magic.
00:06:13Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:06:20Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:06:22Show opens this weekend.
00:06:24Show opens this weekend.
00:06:25Gotta be prepared.
00:06:27I put every cent I own into this show, but...
00:06:29If it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage I grew up in.
00:06:34Before it's destroyed.
00:06:36All right.
00:06:37All right.
00:06:37All right.
00:06:37Well, see ya.
00:06:42A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:06:49All right, darling.
00:06:50You know the deal.
00:06:51There it is.
00:06:51There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:06:52Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:06:54Pick the queen.
00:06:55Follow the dream.
00:06:55There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:56What do you say?
00:06:57Hmm?
00:06:58This one.
00:06:59Oh.
00:06:59That's the queen of hearts for sure.
00:07:00Yeah, I'm feeling good about it too, but hey, what do I know?
00:07:03Look at that.
00:07:04Oh.
00:07:06You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll, but...
00:07:09You know, we still gotta come with the payment.
00:07:11What do you say, huh?
00:07:15Um...
00:07:16I...
00:07:16I'm sorry.
00:07:17I was sure that I had cash on you.
00:07:22Looks like trouble.
00:07:24Typical dumb bitch.
00:07:25You wanna play, you don't wanna pay, right?
00:07:26I'll tell you what.
00:07:30I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:07:34Hey, give it back.
00:07:35Hey.
00:07:35That's important to me.
00:07:37Oh, is it?
00:07:37Really, yeah?
00:07:38Is it important enough to play again?
00:07:40Hmm?
00:07:41Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:07:43What do you say, huh?
00:07:44Well, I'm here for this.
00:07:45Let's go.
00:07:46Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:07:48You're disgusting.
00:07:49I'm not doing that.
00:07:50You're not doing that.
00:07:51You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:07:56What do you say, baby?
00:07:57Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:08:00Take her.
00:08:04Ah, shit!
00:08:09Why don't you let me try?
00:08:13Here's the deal.
00:08:14I win.
00:08:16She gets her bracelet back.
00:08:17You win.
00:08:19You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:08:24It's priceless.
00:08:26Daniel, you should just go.
00:08:27These guys are dangerous.
00:08:29I got this.
00:08:32This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:08:35You got it, hotshot.
00:08:37Let's play.
00:08:39You know the deal.
00:08:40Follow the queen.
00:08:41You get the win.
00:08:43You pick the ten of spades.
00:08:45Well, your girlfriend knows what to do then.
00:08:49You pick.
00:08:51You pick.
00:08:52Who's this guy?
00:08:54What a loser.
00:08:55She kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:58Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:09:01Absolutely.
00:09:02You got it.
00:09:20Damn.
00:09:21He got it.
00:09:21That's impossible.
00:09:29Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:09:30I don't know who the hell you are.
00:09:31This bracelet is mine.
00:09:34Well then.
00:09:36Why is it in my hand?
00:09:41You dirty thief.
00:09:49Are you looking for this?
00:09:51What the?
00:09:52Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:55Hey, man.
00:09:56It's all good.
00:09:58I was just messing around.
00:10:06Three-card Monty.
00:10:08That's always a scam.
00:10:09I know.
00:10:10I know.
00:10:11I just...
00:10:12I thought I could crack it.
00:10:15But I was screwed.
00:10:17Until you came along.
00:10:21This bracelet.
00:10:23Why is it so important to you?
00:10:26It was my childhood best friends.
00:10:28We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:10:31Well, he...
00:10:33He died.
00:10:35That's all I have left of him.
00:10:40Have a good night, Bree.
00:10:43Wait.
00:10:44You just saved me.
00:10:46You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:10:50Nice for dinner.
00:10:53That was amazing.
00:10:56Uh...
00:10:56I should...
00:10:57Probably get going.
00:10:58Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:11:02Uh...
00:11:03I guess I must've picked it up backstage.
00:11:05Bullshit.
00:11:06You have training.
00:11:08You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:11:11Just light of hand.
00:11:15What?
00:11:16You're great.
00:11:20You know...
00:11:22Your hands saved me today.
00:11:26You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:11:31They, uh...
00:11:33Say you're welcome.
00:11:42...
00:11:54Do you wanna sing my magic trick?
00:12:15I'm not who you think I am.
00:12:21Then who are you?
00:12:24I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:12:28I think...
00:12:29I think it's better if I laugh.
00:12:53Hey! Come on, boy!
00:12:57What did I tell you?
00:12:59I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff.
00:13:01Well, I'm the prop assistant. Just doing my job.
00:13:04No, your job is to clean up dove shit.
00:13:07See this stuff?
00:13:08This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:13:14Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:13:23But you're not a three-star magician, are you?
00:13:27No, not.
00:13:29Not since I was 12.
00:13:31After becoming the world's first seven-star magician,
00:13:34the Society of Magicians gave up trying to rank me.
00:13:36Damn right you're not.
00:13:44You're lucky to be even our little prop boy.
00:13:46And to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:13:52Okay.
00:13:55What did you do to my deck?
00:13:59Nothing.
00:14:00I was just putting them away.
00:14:01Listen, fool.
00:14:02This is my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:05The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:14:08Actually, I prefer the platinum deck.
00:14:10Well, if they're so priceless, maybe you should put them away properly
00:14:13instead of throwing them on the table like they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:14:17Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:14:20You're fired!
00:14:23If I lose this job, I won't be able to watch over Bree.
00:14:27I need you to find Bree.
00:14:29Help her.
00:14:31Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
00:14:32No, it's too late for that now.
00:14:34Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:14:42Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:14:46You're looking better, sir.
00:14:47I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:14:52But let this be a reminder.
00:14:54What we do is dangerous.
00:14:57Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:15:00I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:15:02What? Why?
00:15:03He's careless and cocky.
00:15:05He's a liability.
00:15:05No matter how hot you think he is.
00:15:08I never said that.
00:15:10Mm-hmm.
00:15:10Mr. Kensington, Daniel's been nothing but a professional since he's worked here.
00:15:14Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:15:18Daniel, is this true?
00:15:21Of course not.
00:15:22Sir, who are you going to believe?
00:15:23A common worker or a three-star magician?
00:15:26Look, Samuel, I've seen his skills.
00:15:29He would never damage a deck.
00:15:32Show them.
00:15:32Show them what you can do.
00:15:39Yeah, Daniel.
00:15:40Let's see it.
00:15:41Show us what you got.
00:15:42Do you even know a single trick?
00:15:44Tell you what.
00:15:45If you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit without damaging it, in 15 seconds, you can keep your
00:15:53job.
00:15:5315 seconds, that's impossible.
00:15:55I don't even know if the Master of Magic could have done it that quick.
00:15:58But, if you can't, I demand, as a three-star magician, that you fire him.
00:16:07Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:16:08I know, but while I disagree with it, Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:16:14But, sir, he...
00:16:15Bree.
00:16:17It's okay.
00:16:1915 seconds.
00:16:22You're on.
00:16:31The idiot.
00:16:32He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:16:35Ready to do this?
00:16:37Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:16:39Aw, the little prop boy has a little trick section.
00:16:42Now, if I win, you're all gonna have to start treating Bree with more respect around here.
00:16:47It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:16:50Bree!
00:16:51Look at that.
00:16:52Got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:16:55Fine.
00:16:56Deal.
00:16:57It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:16:5915 seconds.
00:17:01Here.
00:17:02We.
00:17:03Go.
00:17:09What's he doing?
00:17:10What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:17:1310 seconds.
00:17:17Oh, wow.
00:17:19Giving up already?
00:17:20Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:17:22You said he was good.
00:17:23I thought he would at least try.
00:17:26Getting security on the phone to escort you out in five, four, three, two.
00:17:57Absolutely impossible.
00:18:02How did you do that?
00:18:03There's no way.
00:18:04How did you do that?
00:18:04I don't think I've ever seen anything like this.
00:18:06Nobody but the master of magic could have done this.
00:18:12No.
00:18:13No, no, no.
00:18:13You clearly switched out the deck while Bree was distracting us.
00:18:17I knew it.
00:18:18Yeah, of course.
00:18:18Just some amateur trying something stupid.
00:18:20Nothing but a cheap, lazy trick from the hack.
00:18:24Now.
00:18:26We've got a show to print.
00:18:29Sophie, Eugene, stop gobbling at those cards and let's get to work.
00:18:32Come on.
00:18:36Samuel, you believe you really did it, right?
00:18:38I don't know what to believe.
00:18:42Well, come on.
00:18:44The show opens in a few days.
00:18:45We need to prep.
00:18:47Oh, you don't have to worry about prepping.
00:19:00This is not going to be a show.
00:19:03Who is this?
00:19:04It's Richard Kim.
00:19:05He produces every other magic show in town.
00:19:09Samuel hates him.
00:19:09Richard, get the hell out of my theater.
00:19:13Your theater?
00:19:15Oh, no, no.
00:19:16My little friend.
00:19:17This is now my theater.
00:19:19What the hell are you talking about?
00:19:21I have a three year lease with the owner.
00:19:25Which as of this morning is me.
00:19:27I bought the theater.
00:19:28Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out.
00:19:37You can't just buy the theater.
00:19:40I'm the biggest show in town.
00:19:42Used to be.
00:19:43You're past your prime.
00:19:44My new show will triple your numbers.
00:19:47The contract can't be canceled.
00:19:48I'll lose everything.
00:19:50If Brie loses this show, the orphanage that I grew up in, that saved my life as a child, will
00:19:56be destroyed.
00:19:57Hey, we still have a contract.
00:19:58You can't just kick us out.
00:19:59Hey, hey, hey, hey, doll face.
00:20:01How about you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half and let the adults talk?
00:20:06I'm this show's producer.
00:20:08And if you cancel the show, I'll sue you into oblivion.
00:20:11Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater.
00:20:14I'll give you a chance.
00:20:16A head-to-head magical competition.
00:20:19Your old man and his team wins, you keep your contract.
00:20:23My team wins, your contract is terminated.
00:20:25Then you go back to doing birthday parties for eight-year-olds.
00:20:30Deal.
00:20:33Mr. Kingsington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against.
00:20:36Great.
00:20:37The competition will be tonight.
00:20:40Tonight?
00:20:41His cast doesn't come out for another week.
00:20:42Not my problem.
00:20:44Hope you have a good backup team.
00:20:51Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for the epic no-holds-barred battle to see who will
00:20:57get this theater and who will be thrown out into the street?
00:21:04Don't worry.
00:21:05We have an ace at first thing.
00:21:08Daniel.
00:21:09You gotta be kidding.
00:21:10You're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there.
00:21:13His best trick is probably making a penny up here behind his ear.
00:21:16It's all or nothing for us.
00:21:18All right?
00:21:18Richard Kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl.
00:21:20He's got world-class, real magicians.
00:21:24Yeah, no problem.
00:21:25I'm good enough to take on anyone that Kin sends to us.
00:21:27And now, the challengers.
00:21:30Richard Kin's latest sensation, Matt Von Buren.
00:21:47Oh, no.
00:21:49Oh, God, no.
00:21:51What?
00:21:52How did he get Matt Von Buren?
00:21:57He's the youngest magician to have five stars.
00:22:01He's one of the best in the world.
00:22:06That guy?
00:22:08Xavier will wipe the floor with his ass.
00:22:09Yeah.
00:22:10Bring him on.
00:22:11Now, for the first act, or should I say miracle, before each magician is a glass of water,
00:22:19the magicians must turn their water into wine in a way that our top judges can't figure out.
00:22:27The magician to stump the most judges wins.
00:22:30Matt Von Buren won the Grand Prix for Close-Up Magic last year.
00:22:34This plays exactly to his strengths.
00:22:36He's way beyond Xavier's league.
00:22:39We're gonna lose.
00:22:46Maybe not.
00:22:48Showtime.
00:22:54Xavier!
00:22:58Xavier!
00:22:59Not you!
00:23:00What?
00:23:11You should go out this round.
00:23:15What?
00:23:16He's not even a magician.
00:23:17He's just the guy that cleans up dumb shit.
00:23:20Yeah, Xavier's the best of all of us.
00:23:21Yeah.
00:23:21Look, girl, I know you have a little crush and a little prop.
00:23:24I believe this is the real magician.
00:23:25Samuel, you can't seriously be considering this.
00:23:28I mean, that guy is gonna piss himself out there.
00:23:31And the magician from the Kensington team.
00:23:43Maybe he's just the prop assistant.
00:23:45But I need a Hail Mary right now.
00:23:49Daniel.
00:23:56Oh, my God.
00:23:58You're a prop boy.
00:24:00You're really gonna put up the help against someone like Matt Van Buren.
00:24:04Don't worry, kid.
00:24:05This will be over real quick.
00:24:06And then you can run back to the shadows where you belong.
00:24:09It's a shame, though, because Matt's just my warm-up act.
00:24:13You'll get beat so bad, you'll never see my big showstopper.
00:24:16Matt Van Buren's just the warm-up act?
00:24:18He's one of the best in the world.
00:24:20They say he might even get a six-star soon.
00:24:22There hasn't been a new six-star magician in over a decade.
00:24:25No, it's obvious what Samuel's doing, okay?
00:24:28He knows he doesn't have a chance, so he's already looking for excuses.
00:24:31But when he loses, he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try.
00:24:34Boss, this guy is a hack.
00:24:37He's gonna make a fool out of all of us.
00:24:39It's a two out of three competition.
00:24:41We need to judge their strength.
00:24:44Oh, I get it.
00:24:46You see, Samuel's sending Daniel out to get slaughtered.
00:24:49And then I come in and save the day.
00:24:50Worth that.
00:24:51He actually thinks he's out there because he has a shot at being a real magician.
00:24:57And you are?
00:24:59Daniel.
00:25:00Just Daniel.
00:25:02Nice coveralls, Daniel.
00:25:04I give my servants the same ones.
00:25:07Enjoy your moment, just Daniel.
00:25:09This will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for.
00:25:12I can't believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician.
00:25:15He's trying to be embarrassed.
00:25:17It's sad.
00:25:18He really thought that he could hang with the pros.
00:25:20No.
00:25:21You're sure about this?
00:25:23Trust me.
00:25:27Don't feel too bad.
00:25:29You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:25:32Gentlemen, are you ready?
00:25:34I was born ready.
00:25:36What about you, buddy?
00:25:37You look a little nervous.
00:25:40Maybe you should be.
00:25:43Because I'm about to embarrass the living shit out of you.
00:25:50God.
00:25:51He's frozen with fear.
00:25:52Come on, Daniel.
00:25:54Was it stupid to pick him?
00:25:56Daniel, are you okay?
00:25:59Absolutely.
00:25:59Oh, my God.
00:26:01What a shit show.
00:26:03He's not even prepping it.
00:26:05Hey, newbie.
00:26:06This is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion.
00:26:09I'm good.
00:26:12No.
00:26:14I'm good.
00:26:15That's why I have a five-star magician's amulet and you have what?
00:26:20Coveralls covered in dirt and dove shit.
00:26:24Tell you what, it's not too soon to back out.
00:26:26If you do, I'll give you the honor of having my autograph.
00:26:30Are you ready?
00:26:32Or do you need more time to prepare?
00:26:34No, I don't need more time for this trick.
00:26:39Then first up is Matt Von Buren.
00:26:43Pay attention.
00:26:45This is where you learn to respect your betters.
00:27:01He's finished!
00:27:02Yes!
00:27:03The latest star of the show.
00:27:07That was seamless.
00:27:09Unbelievable.
00:27:10Even I don't know how he did that.
00:27:12There's no way Daniel could do a trick that's even as fraction as good as Matt's.
00:27:19What do you think, judges?
00:27:21Did Matt Von Buren's trick fool you?
00:27:23I have no idea how that was done.
00:27:25If I didn't know any better, I'd say it's a miracle.
00:27:28I'm stumped.
00:27:29Well done.
00:27:30You're three for three.
00:27:33You have stumped our judges.
00:27:36Does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick?
00:27:40Anyone?
00:27:45You have something to say, prop boy.
00:27:47Your trick wasn't bad.
00:27:49I just know exactly how you did it.
00:27:58Sure you do.
00:28:00Please, enlighten us.
00:28:01Tell us all how I did my trick.
00:28:04All in good time.
00:28:06Idiot.
00:28:06Everybody knows that he's lying.
00:28:08Pathetic.
00:28:09Daniel?
00:28:10You're up?
00:28:20What's he doing?
00:28:21He's making a fool out of all of us.
00:28:23Hey there.
00:28:24Looks like your fellow's got some stage fright.
00:28:28This is what happens when you don't respect the craft.
00:28:31You're making a fool out of all of us.
00:28:34I think he can do it.
00:28:35It doesn't matter what you think.
00:28:37Okay?
00:28:38You're not one of us.
00:28:40You're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn.
00:28:43If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be in this mess.
00:28:53Looks like you're having some trouble.
00:28:55Here.
00:28:56Why don't you let me help you?
00:28:59Ooh, magic!
00:29:03Switch it now, prop boy.
00:29:06You need to end this.
00:29:08Now!
00:29:10You're...
00:29:13You're right.
00:29:17I swore off my old life.
00:29:28But I can't keep running forever.
00:29:35Ladies and gentlemen.
00:29:38Are you ready for something extraordinary?
00:29:43Now, but first...
00:29:44I'm gonna need some help.
00:29:47Bree.
00:29:48Could you come here?
00:29:55What is he doing?
00:29:57You gotta be kidding me.
00:29:58This is just sad.
00:30:08You all know magic is an illusion.
00:30:12But still, you hold out hope that one day you'll experience something so incredible, you can never explain it in
00:30:18a million years.
00:30:19Well, isn't this like life?
00:30:22Well, isn't this like life?
00:30:22See, everyday you experience your reality through your senses.
00:30:25But what if you couldn't trust your senses?
00:30:30What?
00:30:32What?
00:30:33What?
00:30:34Wouldn't your reality then...
00:30:36Just be an illusion?
00:30:40Don't blink.
00:30:41You'll miss it.
00:30:55That's it?
00:30:58Nothing happened.
00:30:59You're supposed to change the water into wine.
00:31:01Hey, Mr. Kensington.
00:31:02I told you, you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up to take my place.
00:31:06You should have respected my ranking!
00:31:08No.
00:31:09I think there's something else going on.
00:31:12Now, I apologize, ladies and gentlemen.
00:31:14I can't seem to complete my transformation.
00:31:17I knew it!
00:31:18This theater is mine!
00:31:20Without one final piece of equipment.
00:31:23Which will be coming right about...
00:31:26Now.
00:31:38What's he doing?
00:31:39He's doing such a...
00:31:40A cake knife?
00:31:41He's gonna shatter that glass all over the floor!
00:31:50How?
00:31:59Unbelievable.
00:32:00That's amazing.
00:32:02Yeah!
00:32:03Yeah!
00:32:06Whoa!
00:32:10That is fast.
00:32:11There you go!
00:32:13My judges.
00:32:15My judge man!
00:32:17Incredible!
00:32:21Cake.
00:32:22The lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce.
00:32:25I can't believe I'm eating cake.
00:32:27The only person I've ever seen do a trick like this was the master of magic.
00:32:33Daniel?
00:32:41How is this possible?
00:32:43It's a miracle!
00:32:47Now for the critical moment.
00:32:49Judges, what do you think?
00:32:51Do you know how he did it?
00:32:53I have no idea. Not a clue.
00:32:56And you, Jennifer?
00:32:58I'm completely sunk.
00:33:01Well, in the case of a tie, we turn back to the magicians themselves.
00:33:06Daniel, you said earlier you know how Matthew did his trick. Tell us.
00:33:12Yeah. Tell us.
00:33:15He dropped in edible iron fillets.
00:33:17Yes. Then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron, ionizing.
00:33:25Turning the water red and giving it the earthy flavors of a wine.
00:33:32That's correct.
00:33:36Amazing. And Matthew, how did Daniel do his trick?
00:33:45I don't know.
00:33:47And with that, Daniel wins our first round.
00:33:58With your help.
00:34:03I need a knife.
00:34:06Let's give him cake.
00:34:09Well done, young man.
00:34:11The only other magician that could have accomplished that transformation was the master of magic.
00:34:20No! No! He didn't transform anything!
00:34:23He didn't even teleport!
00:34:25He must have cheated.
00:34:26There's no way an untrained worker has that much level of skill!
00:34:30Exactly!
00:34:30He probably blackmailed the judges or something!
00:34:35How could you let him beat you?
00:34:37You embarrassed us with your performance!
00:34:39How was I supposed to know he was going to do that with the cup and teleport to the judges?
00:34:42Who is that guy?
00:34:47It doesn't matter.
00:34:48Get out of my face.
00:34:49It's time for the real magicians to get to work.
00:34:52You think you've won?
00:34:56You haven't won shit!
00:34:58It's time to bring out my A-team.
00:35:06Kate Barlow!
00:35:15Miss Barlow, thank you for joining us.
00:35:18That's Kate Barlow.
00:35:20She's the FISM world champion in parlor magic.
00:35:23And an actual six-star magician.
00:35:26All right.
00:35:27Who's ready for the headliner?
00:35:31Second round is quick change magic.
00:35:33That's Sophie's specialty.
00:35:35You had your little fun in the first round.
00:35:37But now, watch an Axel Pro.
00:35:39A real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges.
00:35:42Or cause some fake amateur distractions.
00:35:45A real magician doesn't need to because she has hard-earned skills.
00:35:50Now.
00:35:52Yeah!
00:35:53Get him, Sophie!
00:35:54Always nice to see a fellow female on stage.
00:35:57Too bad I'm gonna crush you.
00:35:58Oh.
00:35:59You think so?
00:36:01Your rank is impressive.
00:36:02But it doesn't scare me.
00:36:04Oh, you think I brought in Miss Barlow just for her rank?
00:36:08You didn't?
00:36:09I brought in Kate Barlow because she was the protégé of the Master of Magic.
00:36:17He taught me everything he knows.
00:36:19Funny.
00:36:20I don't remember training her.
00:36:23You were trained by the Master of Magic?
00:36:25Oh, she wasn't just trained by him.
00:36:27He realized that she was better than him.
00:36:30That's why he disappeared.
00:36:32That can't be true, right?
00:36:34Richard wouldn't dare make a claim like that if it wasn't true.
00:36:38So what you're saying is that we have to compete against somebody who's better than the Master of Magic?
00:36:43Oh, so what?
00:36:44I'll still destroy you.
00:36:45Sophie, shut up.
00:36:49Miss Barlow, it is an honor to compete with a magician of your caliber.
00:36:55I wish I could say the same, but honestly, it's an insult you're even trying to compete.
00:37:03So why are you here?
00:37:06To shatter my teacher's old records and publicly declare myself the new Master of Magic.
00:37:16Ladies and gentlemen, this next act is even harder than our first.
00:37:21It is all about quick change magic, transforming outfits as many times as possible in 30 seconds.
00:37:29The world record is 17 changes held by the Master of Magic.
00:37:39Do you think you can beat that?
00:37:41That's a change every two seconds.
00:37:43There's no way you can beat that.
00:37:45I could beat that in my sleep.
00:37:50Hell, there's not a magic technique in the world that would make that trick possible.
00:37:54Only the Master of Magic would be able to do that.
00:37:57I know every one of his secrets.
00:37:59Are you saying you're going to break the Master of Magic's record?
00:38:04Who here would like to see me break the record?
00:38:09Then start the music.
00:38:21One, two, three, standard.
00:38:25Oh, she's at her pace.
00:38:27How is she doing?
00:38:30Is she about to break the record?
00:38:32You're about to break the record?
00:38:33Oh my God.
00:38:34This is unreal.
00:38:36This is history.
00:38:39That is 18 changes.
00:38:42Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new world record and possibly a new Master of Magic.
00:38:49I can't believe she just did that.
00:38:51I've never seen anything like it.
00:38:52The concentration, the skill needed to do something like that.
00:38:57She had to learn it from the Master of Magic.
00:38:59I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't just seen it with my own eyes.
00:39:03For a second there, I thought she'd actually figure out my technique.
00:39:05But no, she's a fraud like the rest.
00:39:09Sophie, you can beat that, right?
00:39:11I can only manage nine or ten changes, but not 18.
00:39:18Well, are you even going to attempt to compete?
00:39:21Or do you just want to give me the theater now?
00:39:25No one can do that.
00:39:26We should just give up.
00:39:28Come on, Sophie.
00:39:29There has to be some chance.
00:39:30Okay, you don't know what you're talking about.
00:39:32I can't do that.
00:39:34No one can do that.
00:39:35You're just some dumb girl with money who tried to get into magic,
00:39:38but you don't know anything about magic.
00:39:41Okay, you put that guy on stage for Pete's sake.
00:39:43Are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves?
00:39:45Or can I get ready for my first photo shoot as the new Master of Magic?
00:39:52Come on.
00:39:52One of you at least has to try.
00:39:55I can't lose this contract.
00:39:56I have children that are my responsibility, and they will starve.
00:40:00Sophie?
00:40:02Eugene?
00:40:04Xavier?
00:40:05If I had my hand, I would try,
00:40:08but I don't even think I would stand a chance.
00:40:11Well, well.
00:40:12Looks like I won.
00:40:15Sir, are you hiring?
00:40:19Really?
00:40:20You're going to betray your boss right in front of him?
00:40:22Might as well.
00:40:23We can't go down with a sinking ship of losers.
00:40:26Sorry, Samuel.
00:40:27You should have put your faith in a stupid girl
00:40:29who doesn't understand the first thing about magic.
00:40:31It's over.
00:40:32The theater is mine!
00:40:35I failed them.
00:40:37I failed the orphanage.
00:40:41Might as well go with them, Daniel.
00:40:44Hey, where are you going?
00:40:48What is he doing?
00:40:51We still have a shot.
00:40:53I'm going to take it.
00:40:54Daniel, stop.
00:40:55You can't just go out there and embarrass yourself.
00:40:57I won't let you.
00:40:58Marie, do you trust me?
00:41:03And with the Kensington team giving up,
00:41:06the winners are...
00:41:07Wait.
00:41:11The Kensington team sold us to do their quick change act.
00:41:16That's adorable.
00:41:17Do you even know what a quick change act is, prop boy?
00:41:21I'll manage.
00:41:22Really, Samuel, you're sending out the help again?
00:41:25This loser has no chance of beating Kate.
00:41:28Sir, we tried to warn him, but Samuel just wouldn't.
00:41:31Listen.
00:41:32This worker conned him just like he conned the judges in the last round.
00:41:35Hey, that's not true.
00:41:36The only reason why he's here is because Brie has a little crush on him.
00:41:39That's enough.
00:41:40Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:41:42The producer's amateur boyfriend is trying to save the show.
00:41:46That's really cute.
00:41:48I said that's enough.
00:41:50Daniel, are you ready?
00:41:53Your time starts...
00:41:57now.
00:42:08We're waiting.
00:42:09We're waiting.
00:42:10Look at all these quick changes.
00:42:12He's going so fast, I can't keep track of them.
00:42:14What's he doing?
00:42:15This is what I'm trying to show you.
00:42:16Do you want to do his magic?
00:42:17Hey, honey.
00:42:19It doesn't look like magic's your thing.
00:42:21But I'm always hiring boys to do my laundry.
00:42:25What are you doing, boy?
00:42:27Just trust him.
00:42:28He has it under control.
00:42:30Are you kidding me?
00:42:31If he has it under control, I'm freaking Merlin himself.
00:42:34Hey, Brie.
00:42:35You might want to turn around for this one, okay?
00:42:38Your boyfriend is about to reveal himself for the fraud that he truly is.
00:42:42Okay, seriously, get off the stage.
00:42:44You look like a fucking ass.
00:42:46Yo, buddy, you're not getting 18, bro.
00:42:48You're not getting 18, bro.
00:42:50Daniel, what are you doing?
00:42:51Are you happy?
00:42:52You've embarrassed yourself and wasted my precious time.
00:43:01Time.
00:43:03Time is a funny thing, isn't it?
00:43:05See, we always complain that time goes by too fast.
00:43:09But in moments like these, it's like time...
00:43:12Stand still.
00:43:16Your technique wasn't bad.
00:43:18Just wasn't the master of magic's technique.
00:43:24This is.
00:43:27What's he gonna do?
00:43:28He's trying not.
00:43:34Don't blink.
00:43:43Congratulations.
00:43:45One change in 30 seconds.
00:43:47I win.
00:43:48But you can't call that a competition.
00:43:50What a waste of time.
00:43:51Sophie at least would have had a chance.
00:43:53Well, I think we know who won this contest.
00:43:56You sure about that?
00:43:57What?
00:44:00What?
00:44:00Oh, my God.
00:44:02Oh, my God.
00:44:03It's written.
00:44:0376.
00:44:0576.
00:44:06What?
00:44:08What the fuck?
00:44:10Oh, my God.
00:44:16How did he do that?
00:44:1977.
00:44:2178.
00:44:30Ladies and gentlemen, we have 78 changes.
00:44:33I can't believe it.
00:44:34It's not possible.
00:44:35It's impossible.
00:44:39It's impossible for mere mortals, but not for the master of magic.
00:44:45Wait.
00:44:46Is he the real master of magic?
00:44:49The misdirect you used.
00:44:52Showmanship.
00:44:54The transformation on a massive scale.
00:44:57Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed the return of a legend.
00:45:01Because this man is the master of magic.
00:45:11I knew it.
00:45:12I knew it.
00:45:13I knew it.
00:45:14Oh, God.
00:45:17I just made an ass of myself in front of the real master of magic.
00:45:23Without question, I believe I speak for all three judges to declare that Daniel is the
00:45:28winner of this competition.
00:45:30Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it.
00:45:32Daniel wins the competition.
00:45:34Woo!
00:45:36Daniel!
00:45:37Daniel!
00:45:38Daniel!
00:45:39Daniel!
00:45:40Daniel!
00:45:42Daniel!
00:45:42Daniel!
00:45:43Daniel!
00:45:44Please.
00:45:45Please forgive me.
00:45:46I was just so inspired by your example growing up that I feel as if you've been with me every
00:45:51step of the way.
00:45:52How dare you lie to me?
00:45:53You swore to me you learned everything from him.
00:45:55You're nothing but a fraud.
00:45:57Get out of here!
00:46:02I've spent the last six years looking for you.
00:46:05I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of magic.
00:46:09Because I know that before you were the master of magic, you were a world-class cat burglar.
00:46:17Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:46:23I'm pulling together an organization to take it.
00:46:25I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:46:29You'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage.
00:46:33Here.
00:46:35Down payment to show you I'm serious.
00:46:38So what do you say?
00:46:41Ready to make some real money?
00:46:44I won both rounds at the competition, didn't I?
00:46:48Well, yes.
00:46:50Then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater.
00:46:52That was the deal.
00:46:54Right, of course.
00:46:56But what do you think of my offer?
00:46:59What do I think of your offer?
00:47:07Now why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass?
00:47:14That was so good.
00:47:19Wow, everybody give it up for the master of magic.
00:47:23Hey, wow!
00:47:26You know, Daniel, when I first saw you, I knew that you were special.
00:47:31Yeah, of course.
00:47:32I mean, even an idiot could see that you're the master of magic.
00:47:37And honestly, I just feel so honored to be standing in the same room as you right now.
00:47:44Wow.
00:47:46You guys are acting like you had his back this whole time.
00:47:49After all the abuse you heaped on him earlier?
00:47:52Oh, no, no, we were just joking.
00:47:55Right?
00:47:56Guys?
00:47:57You're going to stay with us, right, Daniel?
00:48:00Yeah, of course he's going to stay with us.
00:48:03We're just, you know, showing him some love.
00:48:06The three of you, your actions were a disgrace, disrespecting the greatest magician of all time.
00:48:15I think Daniel should decide what your punishment is.
00:48:18Punishment?
00:48:19Punishment is a very strong word, okay?
00:48:21No, you don't.
00:48:21First of all, I don't like that.
00:48:22You know, I do think maybe a little public humiliation will do you through some good.
00:48:37I know, I see it.
00:48:38That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen.
00:48:41Disgusting.
00:48:50So, you're really him.
00:48:54Master of magic.
00:48:55I don't feel I am worthy to be on the same stage as you.
00:49:01If you want to stay, I'd gladly open for you and give you the marquee performance.
00:49:08But whether you stay or leave, it's completely your decision.
00:49:15So, what do you say?
00:49:18If you knew how I'd let Eric die, you'd hate me.
00:49:23I'm not the master of magic.
00:49:26That may be true, but nobody else could ever do what you did up here.
00:49:37Daniel!
00:49:38Daniel!
00:49:40Daniel!
00:49:41Daniel!
00:49:42Daniel!
00:49:43Daniel!
00:49:44Daniel!
00:49:44Daniel!
00:49:45Daniel!
00:49:46That bracelet.
00:49:49Could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:50:01Hey.
00:50:03All this time when I didn't recognize you, Daniel Angier, but you're still the same.
00:50:10The older brother looking out for the smaller kid.
00:50:13Anytime Eric got hurt, he'd come running.
00:50:17When I mattered the most, I let him down.
00:50:25Eric knew what he was doing.
00:50:27And he was so proud of you.
00:50:29The only time you let him down is when you stopped being the master of magic.
00:50:35What?
00:50:36Eric believed in you.
00:50:38In your gifts.
00:50:40Don't let your guilt take that away.
00:50:42You're still the master of magic.
00:50:45You just have to claim it.
00:50:53Where'd he go?
00:50:54Daniel!
00:50:55Daniel!
00:50:55We won an interview!
00:50:57In here.
00:51:08I could have sworn he went this way.
00:51:09He's got to be here somewhere.
00:51:10He's got to be here.
00:51:19You're fins.
00:51:21Well, that sounds awful.
00:51:59You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:52:06Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:52:11So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:52:29This looks way worse than the one when we were kids.
00:52:32Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:49What happened to the Zorfinch?
00:52:52Good business.
00:52:54That's what happened.
00:53:01This is Barry Carnegie.
00:53:03He owns the orphanage.
00:53:05You're supposed to be in jail.
00:53:07Ah, so you recognize me.
00:53:09Silly boy.
00:53:10Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:53:14I was out in two years.
00:53:15And I've already taken back my casino.
00:53:17As well as this place.
00:53:19It's mine.
00:53:20I bought it.
00:53:21And I've been using it for child labor.
00:53:23To squeeze every dime out of it.
00:53:26And funnel it into my casino.
00:53:27You're a monster.
00:53:28Nah.
00:53:29If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:32Oh, you can't, because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:38See this watch?
00:53:39This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:42So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:53:47I'm going to get it.
00:53:48I'm going to get it.
00:53:48Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:52Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:54We're going to tear this place apart from my new casino.
00:53:59But you can't be serious.
00:54:01What about the children?
00:54:03Miss Anderson, what is he talking about?
00:54:06Are we going to lose our home?
00:54:08Yeah, you are.
00:54:10But, listen.
00:54:13You can stay in my hotel.
00:54:15Ten grand a night.
00:54:17You got that kind of money, kid?
00:54:20I didn't think so.
00:54:23Let's go.
00:54:25Pay your once millions for this place.
00:54:29I mean, how am I going to get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:34You'll have your money.
00:54:36Oh, yeah?
00:54:39Where are you going to get it?
00:54:41Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:47I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:50I'm going to rob your casino.
00:55:14I'm going to pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:55:20Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money of top burglars in the world.
00:55:27Lily, system logistics and camera espionage.
00:55:33Alisa, who cracked the Kremlin, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:39And Evita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:44They're good.
00:55:46Almost as good as me.
00:55:48Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:59So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vaults as well.
00:56:09I'm just who you think you are, idiot men with a dead fish.
00:56:12And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:56:15Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:56:18And then snip his manhood off.
00:56:21We don't need a knife.
00:56:23I'm sure a pair of blizzers would be being up.
00:56:28Ladies, please.
00:56:30Let's make a deal.
00:56:36See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:40If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:49How did he do that?
00:56:52Well, this is Vapus.
00:56:54He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:56Give us a moment.
00:57:01There's nobody here.
00:57:03Maybe he could be our father.
00:57:04I like it.
00:57:05He's clearly in all of his hands.
00:57:07It's not like he's prone to see it coming.
00:57:09We could double cross him easy.
00:57:13All right.
00:57:14We'll let you help us.
00:57:16And we'll even let you in all of the cash.
00:57:19But you have to prove yourself first.
00:57:25I'm listening.
00:57:27You see that cart of a deader boy?
00:57:30Clear it out.
00:57:31Bring us the chips.
00:57:32You have five minutes.
00:57:34Do that, and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:38Look at him.
00:57:39This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:42First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:44You got that?
00:57:45A key.
00:57:47And then...
00:57:49My own two writing system.
00:57:51Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:53You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:58:01Okay.
00:58:04He is stupider than I thought.
00:58:06He's going in the wrong direction.
00:58:08Completely unaware of his environment.
00:58:10Hopeless.
00:58:10This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:58:13Let's just get rid of him.
00:58:17Is he going to drink during a hast?
00:58:19Oh, I'm so nervous.
00:58:20I need a drink with water.
00:58:22He's only going to slow us down.
00:58:24Look at him.
00:58:31He's going to walk around and you can't watch his step.
00:58:33I am a klutz and a half.
00:58:35I am so sorry.
00:58:36Here, let me just, let me help you just wipe.
00:58:38No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:39Piece of garbage.
00:58:40Sorry.
00:58:41Yeah, garbage.
00:58:42Just...
00:58:44He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:46He could grab the key.
00:58:48He's a bit of a failure.
00:58:49I have seen enough.
00:58:55You had your shot and you blew it.
00:58:58Like the same thief you are.
00:59:00Now you can go.
00:59:01You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:59:05Best in the world, huh?
00:59:08Although maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:59:22Impossible.
00:59:23He never even opens a chip cart.
00:59:26Who is this guy?
00:59:27Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:30How...
00:59:31How did he do that?
00:59:33Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:35Ladies,
00:59:37those chips did not come from the cart.
00:59:39No one is safe group.
00:59:42He probably already hit him on his sleeve.
00:59:45That makes sense.
00:59:46He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:48It is clearly an amateur, which is good.
00:59:51You wouldn't want to double-cross the bra.
00:59:52He's the perfect dumb taxi.
00:59:56All right.
00:59:57They'll let you help us.
00:59:59But don't get in our way.
01:00:03Deal.
01:00:05Okay, let's get back to the plan, shall we?
01:00:09Cuatro, cinco, seis.
01:00:10I count six guards at the vault.
01:00:12All six Slovakian mercenaries.
01:00:15Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
01:00:18This is child's play.
01:00:20Easier than roping a legless mule.
01:00:22It's time for a distraction.
01:00:25When I walk past those guards,
01:00:28they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:30Your plan is broken.
01:00:34What did you just say?
01:00:36I said your plan is broken.
01:00:38Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:41Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops,
01:00:45and that perfume that she just sprayed on
01:00:47has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:55That's what I thought.
01:00:56Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal school of you.
01:01:00Now shut up and watch her professional work.
01:01:03Look, idiot.
01:01:05Watch her swag.
01:01:09It is already starting to work.
01:01:22Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:01:26She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:28And before then,
01:01:30he was a hit with Monica.
01:01:31So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:34You'll see for yourself in three,
01:01:36two,
01:01:39oh, my God.
01:01:42Oh, my God.
01:01:49Oh, that scent.
01:01:50I get the disease.
01:01:52Halt!
01:01:54Halt!
01:01:55Get back to your post.
01:01:56What are you doing?
01:01:59Damn it.
01:02:00The perfume does not work on them.
01:02:01It's fine.
01:02:02I almost got them away from the vault.
01:02:04And that stupid captain means
01:02:06I will try again any real work.
01:02:08They do not have time.
01:02:09We need a new distraction now.
01:02:15What's in here?
01:02:16When he goes to distract the guards,
01:02:17they will catch you.
01:02:18We'll kill two guards with one stone.
01:02:23You go.
01:02:26Ay, ay, ay, ay.
01:02:27These voters on our beach
01:02:28can't even try to be sneaky.
01:02:29I mean, just look at how he walked
01:02:30right up to us earlier.
01:02:32Exactly.
01:02:32He'll get arrested,
01:02:33and that will be the big distraction
01:02:35that we need.
01:02:36This snotty-nosed cult
01:02:38really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:40I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:48Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:50He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:53Maybe he's leaving,
01:02:55realizing it looks too hard for him.
01:03:00Is he going to gamble now?
01:03:02Is he serious?
01:03:03My priceless,
01:03:04one-of-a-kind,
01:03:05two-faced trick coin.
01:03:06It's hard to let go.
01:03:08But to save the orphans,
01:03:10I'd do anything.
01:03:12He's not even using
01:03:13Zindra's loot machines.
01:03:15He's gambling with the old ones.
01:03:16How is this going to be a distraction?
01:03:18Huh?
01:03:18How?
01:03:21This is ridiculous.
01:03:21We have to go in.
01:03:22He can't even distract the guards.
01:03:24He's not even smart enough
01:03:25to be a ball guard.
01:03:26My bedroom is ready.
01:03:27I'm going back.
01:03:28No, babe.
01:03:31I want to see him fail.
01:03:33Then,
01:03:34we will cut.
01:03:47No way.
01:03:52Oh, my gosh.
01:03:53Amazing.
01:03:54On your first try?
01:03:56Jackpot?
01:03:57How did he do that?
01:03:58Oh, I can't.
01:03:59He probably just got lucky.
01:04:00That's not a real distraction.
01:04:14The slot machines are paying out!
01:04:24Note 11.
01:04:25All security personnel to the floor.
01:04:28That's impossible.
01:04:29Why ain't Sam Hilda's happy?
01:04:30Is he more than an amateur?
01:04:32Ladies,
01:04:33are we getting played by Kim?
01:04:40No, probably just more beginners look.
01:04:42Right.
01:04:42When we need him to take the fall,
01:04:44he'll still easily do it.
01:04:46He's going in the vault.
01:04:48He's trying to get the cash
01:04:49before we do.
01:04:55The same vault I broke into
01:04:57six years ago
01:04:57to steal the documents
01:04:59that got the owner arrested.
01:05:02I'm trying to go in
01:05:03with his altos.
01:05:04Don't think I want
01:05:04that little smokey here
01:05:05to take a piece out of you
01:05:06if you try to double-cross us.
01:05:08Did your parents ever teach you
01:05:10not to play with those things?
01:05:14What blazes?
01:05:15How did that happen?
01:05:21Oh!
01:05:22Oh!
01:05:22Oh!
01:05:23Oh!
01:05:23You were going to pay for that!
01:05:25Dory, it'll wash out.
01:05:26And I couldn't double-cross you
01:05:28if I tried.
01:05:57That's right.
01:05:58Just as I thought.
01:05:59Three lockers,
01:06:01mechanical combination,
01:06:02and a biometric ID reader.
01:06:04No wonder only one thief
01:06:05has ever been able
01:06:06to crack this safe.
01:06:07Yeah.
01:06:08Me.
01:06:09Fortunately,
01:06:10that one thief
01:06:12was me
01:06:12six years ago.
01:06:16Is she really trying
01:06:17to take credit
01:06:18for my heist?
01:06:27One down.
01:06:28Three to go.
01:06:34Intruder alert.
01:06:35False entry detected.
01:06:37Notifying authorities
01:06:38in 20 seconds.
01:06:38Nip, nip, nip!
01:06:39Alisa, you triggered
01:06:40the door alarm.
01:06:41We have to make it stop.
01:06:42Just give me a minute.
01:06:43We don't have a minute.
01:06:44How did you disarm it
01:06:45last time?
01:06:46Because it was you
01:06:46who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:48Somebody shuts me off.
01:06:50Eleven.
01:06:50Well, I'm just saying
01:06:52you've taught us before,
01:06:53so it's not a problem.
01:06:54Stop bothering her
01:06:55with your questions
01:06:56and just get in the corner
01:06:57like a good little boy.
01:06:58Five, four, three, two, three, two.
01:07:08Intruder alert canceled.
01:07:11Got it.
01:07:13Sure you did.
01:07:15How was I supposed to know
01:07:16the interior had been modified
01:07:17to lock like an IBV
01:07:19international vault?
01:07:20You should have stolen
01:07:21the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:23Like I did.
01:07:25Give me another second.
01:07:26Ladies, we don't have
01:07:27another second.
01:07:28Hold on.
01:07:30I'll give it a shot.
01:07:31You really think
01:07:32you can be faster than me?
01:07:34I am the one
01:07:34who cracks the safe,
01:07:35not to.
01:07:37Stop distracting her.
01:07:38This is a job for the pros.
01:07:40Alisa, you got this.
01:07:41No, she doesn't.
01:07:42What are you talking about?
01:07:43She won't get it open.
01:07:45The place where she's drilling,
01:07:46it won't work.
01:07:46You do not know
01:07:47what you're talking about.
01:07:48You are nothing
01:07:49and you are a nobody.
01:07:56Got it.
01:07:58She won't get it open.
01:07:59Go back to shoplifting,
01:08:00you child.
01:08:05What is it?
01:08:06What's wrong?
01:08:09It's hollow.
01:08:10The locking mechanism
01:08:11must be in a different
01:08:12part of the door.
01:08:13Look, the guard's almost here.
01:08:15I can help.
01:08:15I'm fine.
01:08:16Idiot, I almost found it.
01:08:17Alisa.
01:08:19What?
01:08:22Maybe we should
01:08:22give him a shot.
01:08:23And if he can't open it,
01:08:25then we will tackle him
01:08:26and then say that we
01:08:27stopped him from
01:08:28robbing the casino.
01:08:32Hold yours.
01:08:33Try not to screw up
01:08:34what I already started.
01:08:36Don't worry.
01:08:37We'll be inside the vault
01:08:38in a matter of seconds.
01:08:45What the hell are you doing?
01:08:47Is this idiota
01:08:48trying to pray
01:08:48his way into the vault?
01:08:49He's drunk.
01:08:51He's been drunk the whole time.
01:08:52We're just seeing it now.
01:08:53Well, if he'd stop talking
01:08:54and listen,
01:08:55you'd hear the magnets
01:08:56sliding around inside.
01:08:57All security personnel,
01:08:59we have a computer
01:09:00code 9 at the vault.
01:09:02Hands up.
01:09:03Tickle him.
01:09:07Alpha magic blades.
01:09:12Open sesame.
01:09:21All the hell?
01:09:23Impossible.
01:09:24Who are you?
01:09:25Are we in over our heads?
01:09:27Ladies,
01:09:28I suggest we get in.
01:09:37Oh, my clock.
01:09:42God damn.
01:09:43There's got to be near
01:09:44a billion in here.
01:09:45I am taking
01:09:46a decade-long spot dream.
01:09:48I am finally going to
01:09:49buy the mansion
01:09:50on the Kisbyan Sea.
01:10:00Bingo.
01:10:04Just what do you think
01:10:05you're doing?
01:10:07Just taking my share.
01:10:09You think you are
01:10:10so smart.
01:10:12Did you really think
01:10:13we were going to let you
01:10:14walk out of here
01:10:15with some money?
01:10:17We played you the entire time.
01:10:19And you didn't even notice.
01:10:21You see those cameras?
01:10:23They've been recording us
01:10:25the entire time,
01:10:26except I put a bug in them
01:10:27to remove all of us
01:10:28from the recording.
01:10:29All of us.
01:10:31Except for you.
01:10:32You really thought
01:10:33you could hang
01:10:33with the three links?
01:10:35You were just our folly.
01:10:36That is what happens
01:10:37when you try to run
01:10:38the city, girls.
01:10:40Enjoy prison.
01:10:42Mr. Kim,
01:10:43we got it.
01:10:44It's safe for you
01:10:44to come in.
01:10:49Whoa.
01:10:50This is more
01:10:51than I even thought.
01:10:53Barry is so paranoid
01:10:55he put all his valuables
01:10:56in here.
01:10:56Come on, ladies.
01:10:57We can't stand around.
01:10:58Pack up.
01:11:00Who's this?
01:11:01Oh, no one.
01:11:02A pathetic poser
01:11:03is too dumb
01:11:04to realize
01:11:04we're taking advantage
01:11:05of him.
01:11:06We had him take the fall.
01:11:07He was easy.
01:11:08Almost a little too easy.
01:11:09It's like he wanted
01:11:10us to set him up.
01:11:13Sorry, buddy.
01:11:14But you shouldn't have
01:11:14tried to swim
01:11:15with the sharks.
01:11:17I'll remember
01:11:17that next time.
01:11:20Wait.
01:11:22Wait, I know
01:11:23that voice.
01:11:24Who?
01:11:26Who are you?
01:11:28You know exactly
01:11:30who I am.
01:11:32You stupid broads!
01:11:34Do you have any idea
01:11:35who you messed with?
01:11:36A wannabe petty thief.
01:11:37Yeah, calm down,
01:11:38Mr. Kim.
01:11:39He is a nobody.
01:11:40He's not a nobody.
01:11:43Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:44He's just our patsy.
01:11:46We had him in our web
01:11:47the entire time.
01:11:48He wasn't in your web.
01:11:49You were in his.
01:11:51You fools!
01:11:53Please.
01:11:54Please don't do this.
01:11:56Let us go.
01:11:57Relax, Richard.
01:11:58I can do anything crazy,
01:12:00like reactivate the alarms.
01:12:02Oh, thank you.
01:12:04Because I already have.
01:12:09What?
01:12:14What kind of idiot are you?
01:12:16And what kind of idiots
01:12:17are you all?
01:12:18You think you can just
01:12:19waltz in here?
01:12:21Steal my stash?
01:12:22No.
01:12:23Not here.
01:12:25Not on my turf.
01:12:27Oh, Jesus.
01:12:30The three links, huh?
01:12:32KGB, Annie Oakley,
01:12:34and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:36The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:38My pink ass.
01:12:40Oh, God.
01:12:41And that's Richard Kim,
01:12:42isn't it?
01:12:43The geriatric huckster
01:12:45from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:47Trying to de-extinct your career
01:12:49after that deplorable
01:12:50magic competition.
01:12:52And you.
01:12:54That mask.
01:12:57I know you.
01:12:59You're the son of a bitch
01:13:00that got me put away
01:13:02for two years.
01:13:04Well, too bad it didn't stick.
01:13:06But as I recall,
01:13:08I did kill your brother.
01:13:10I put him down like a dog.
01:13:12I should have put you down
01:13:14that night, too.
01:13:16Tell you what.
01:13:17We're gonna finish that job
01:13:18right now.
01:13:25Well, I knew it.
01:13:27You never did quite perfect
01:13:29that trick, did you?
01:13:35That's not my blood.
01:13:42You're probably thinking,
01:13:43I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:46And you know why he didn't?
01:13:49He blinked.
01:13:50Get him!
01:13:54Sweet.
01:13:55You guys brought flowers.
01:14:01No!
01:14:12Freeze!
01:14:19That's enough.
01:14:27What?
01:14:28How did you do that?
01:14:30Lassoed like a bunch of hogs
01:14:32before getting butchered
01:14:33for a pit roast.
01:14:34What the hell happened?
01:14:35Why am I tied up?
01:14:37Because the real police
01:14:38are on their way
01:14:38and I want to make
01:14:39the job easier on them.
01:14:40Oh, and don't worry,
01:14:42it's just a flesh wound.
01:14:43I'm sure you'll go on
01:14:44to live many years
01:14:45in prison.
01:14:46Why would I go to prison?
01:14:48You're the thief.
01:14:49You're stealing from me.
01:14:51It's because you've been
01:14:52using your casino
01:14:53as one big cover
01:14:55as the biggest drug ring
01:14:56in the United States.
01:14:57Not even your billions
01:14:58can get you out of this.
01:15:01Who the hell are you?
01:15:06I'm the master of magic,
01:15:07you motherfucker.
01:15:09No, no, no!
01:15:11Hold on!
01:15:12No, no, no!
01:15:13Get out of here!
01:15:14Hold on!
01:15:23Hold on!
01:15:25You did it, Eric.
01:15:27Untraceable Bitcoin
01:15:28Cryptocurrency.
01:15:29Enough to pay off
01:15:30the loans from the orphanage
01:15:31and put those kids
01:15:32through college.
01:15:33We did it.
01:15:40And the kids just love
01:15:41all the colors
01:15:42in the stained glass windows
01:15:45and the library.
01:15:48We get brand new books
01:15:49every day.
01:15:51I still can't understand
01:15:53how you found the money
01:15:54to pay off all those loans.
01:15:56You wouldn't believe me
01:15:57if I told you.
01:16:01Mommy, Daddy,
01:16:02let's get ice cream
01:16:03before the show!
01:16:04Yeah, ice cream.
01:16:06You read my mind.
01:16:07You're like a little magician.
01:16:08Okay, I guess we'll see you nicely.
01:16:10Always looking forward to it.
01:16:12Let's go get that ice cream.
01:16:20Ladies and gentlemen,
01:16:21allow me to introduce you
01:16:23to the newest member
01:16:24of the Angier Magic Team.
01:16:27The one,
01:16:29the only,
01:16:30mistress of magic herself.
01:16:36Charity Angier!
01:17:00extract the word
01:17:03Ararity is a job
01:17:03and we if we can
01:17:04all the Kyoto
01:17:04you can't believe
01:17:04they are alright?
01:17:06What do you love
01:17:06You may shine
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