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00:00:01As a student of love philosophy, today is the first time I've been invited to a costume party, and I'm
00:00:09going to wow them all. Until...
00:00:13What is she wearing?
00:00:15Oh my god, this is so embarrassing.
00:00:20I didn't think you'd come.
00:00:22This outfit is a choice.
00:00:25Did I come to the wrong place?
00:00:27Everyone, our love expert, Mia. She's dressed a bit special today, so it's the perfect time for everyone to get
00:00:36to know her.
00:00:39Well, you think you write the psychology of love and you were some kind of love group?
00:00:44I thought this was Professor Bryan's costume party.
00:00:48Oh, you received this invitation? Sorry.
00:00:53Yours is fake.
00:00:55We made it for you, Dr. Love.
00:00:58Let's post it.
00:01:00Entitled it, The Bunny Girl Breakdown.
00:01:03The Love Psychologist Exposed.
00:01:21That's enough.
00:01:22What are you all doing here?
00:01:25Weren't you supposed to be welcoming the school's sponsor?
00:01:28Yes, we are welcoming the sponsor, but...
00:01:32I've seen how you're welcoming me.
00:01:35Are you okay? I was seriously over the line.
00:01:39Yeah, they used my research against me.
00:01:42Screw them! I mean, you're amazing. They're just jealous of how brilliant you are.
00:01:48Still pretending to be an academic?
00:01:51Maybe your next paper should be titled, How to Public Yourself Under Embarrassed.
00:01:57All right, Amy. Let's make this interesting.
00:02:03Ten seconds. And I'll have Leo falling all over me.
00:02:08Are you dreaming? You're crazy.
00:02:11If you're wrong, then you have to apologize to me in front of everyone.
00:02:16And if I lose, then I will delete my thesis.
00:02:22And I will admit that I'm a fraud.
00:02:25Do.
00:02:34Leo, right?
00:02:39It was really cool what you did over there.
00:02:43Mia?
00:02:44And do you remember my name?
00:02:46It's hard to forget someone who comes to a reception dressed as a Vegas showgirl.
00:02:52I thought excellence came from boldness.
00:02:55Or is that just a theory?
00:03:08Wait.
00:03:13Your earring is caught on my coat.
00:03:41Oh!
00:03:43Oh!
00:03:44Oh, oh, oh!
00:03:45There's something in those eyes!
00:03:48Oh, oh, oh.
00:03:50Oh, oh, oh!
00:03:52I can't take no more lies!
00:03:56There's something in those eyes!
00:04:02At...
00:04:03Find out everything you can about...
00:04:05Mia.
00:04:07Oh.
00:04:08and call my wife.
00:04:10I want to meet her.
00:04:11You got it.
00:04:21You said ten seconds.
00:04:23I counted six.
00:04:25I mean, that was insane.
00:04:26You had the whole room holding their breath.
00:04:28Even Leo.
00:04:29Step one to Mia's love theory.
00:04:32Create controlled chaos.
00:04:33And what was the result?
00:04:35Chemistry 1A.
00:04:37Dopamine activation.
00:04:41Hello?
00:04:46So she crashed an exclusive dinner,
00:04:49forged the invitation,
00:04:52put on that performance,
00:04:53and calls it research?
00:04:55I think there might be some misunderstanding.
00:04:57I mean, she was at the top of her psychology department.
00:05:00Perfect GPA.
00:05:01No disciplinary record.
00:05:06Place of Earth, Oregon?
00:05:08It's just like her.
00:05:11How's it going with the meeting with my wife?
00:05:12Oh, all set.
00:05:14It's today.
00:05:19My husband wants to meet me today.
00:05:22Seriously?
00:05:23That prick didn't even go to the wedding.
00:05:25You're going to see him.
00:05:26Nope.
00:05:26Love is the last thing I need to be happy.
00:05:37Do you take this man to be your husband?
00:05:45I do.
00:05:51There, Mom.
00:05:53Now I am married to a stranger
00:05:55who lives thousands of miles away.
00:05:57I hope you're happy.
00:05:59My parents arranged the marriage before they died.
00:06:03I haven't even met the man.
00:06:05I need to get a divorce.
00:06:07Asap.
00:06:12Lily, oh my gosh.
00:06:15Long time no see.
00:06:19What are our plans?
00:06:20I need you to pretend to be me
00:06:23and divorce my husband that I've never met.
00:06:25Hold on.
00:06:26Why me?
00:06:27Because you know me better than anyone.
00:06:31And you have a ton of experience handling jerks.
00:06:35Girl, you called me because of that.
00:06:37Oh, wait.
00:06:37Lily, Lily, um.
00:06:45Say no more.
00:06:46When are we going to do that?
00:06:48Well.
00:07:05Oh, my God.
00:07:07Oh, my God.
00:07:07Mia's husband is just my type.
00:07:12Are you Leo Brian?
00:07:14Yes, please.
00:07:16Sit.
00:07:24I'm sorry I've been MIA since we got married.
00:07:28I'll make it up to you.
00:07:30This marriage was our parents' idea,
00:07:32but I'll put you through college.
00:07:35You can divorce after you graduate.
00:07:38Actually, I...
00:07:40I know you have a lot of student debt.
00:07:43You're welcome to move in with me.
00:07:54Let me think about it.
00:07:57Let me know when you've thought it over.
00:08:04Oh, it's okay.
00:08:05I've got this.
00:08:11See you later.
00:08:12See you later.
00:08:14See you later.
00:08:29Oh, my God, girl.
00:08:30Lily!
00:08:31Oh, my gosh.
00:08:31Tell me everything that happened.
00:08:33Your husband is so ugly and dirt poor tooth.
00:08:37Oh.
00:08:37I mean, he even tried to fill me up.
00:08:39You dodged a bullet.
00:08:40Wait, Lily.
00:08:41I'm so sorry.
00:08:42Are you okay?
00:08:44Well, no problem,
00:08:46because I just keep him right in a family's nose.
00:08:49So just forget that he ever existed, okay?
00:08:52Okay.
00:08:53Well, let me at least make you dinner.
00:08:57Please, it's the least I can do.
00:09:02Rejected.
00:09:03The psychology of love paper
00:09:05is not based on any hard data.
00:09:09Then what do you want me to do?
00:09:11Find the perfect man.
00:09:13Back at the perfect man.
00:09:14Then get back to me.
00:09:15Good luck with that one.
00:09:26Who is the perfect guy?
00:09:31What are you going to do?
00:09:32Graduation's in three months.
00:09:34Yeah, and don't forget about your student loans, girl.
00:09:36I mean, you need a guinea pig and fast.
00:09:38I mean, you need a guinea pig and fast.
00:09:44Leo Bryan.
00:09:45He's a visiting professor here.
00:09:48Wow.
00:09:49Fate is working overtime with you two.
00:10:00Mr. Bryan,
00:10:01you're not supposed to fall for your students.
00:10:12Back to her with Mia.
00:10:14It'll be a piece of cake.
00:10:16I'll just implement step two of Mia's...
00:10:19Wrong!
00:10:19Men are visual creatures.
00:10:21You need to catch his eye first.
00:10:28Bryan Technologies is investing in a new research project on companionship AI.
00:10:34This is mortifying.
00:10:36I thought he was the only one here.
00:10:38And I'm looking for an assistant.
00:10:55We are the obvious choice.
00:10:58Emy and I are the perfect choice for this project.
00:11:01As you may know,
00:11:03Emy's dad is the CEO...
00:11:04Stop.
00:11:05Connections won't get you anywhere with me.
00:11:07Go.
00:11:09I'm not repeating myself.
00:11:13He really is the perfect guy.
00:11:17You.
00:11:18Go.
00:11:20Me?
00:11:21Why?
00:11:22I don't want anybody working for me
00:11:24who's more concerned about clothes than research.
00:11:33Who wrote this?
00:11:35Psychology of Love.
00:11:37You're right?
00:11:43That's one of the best reports I've ever read.
00:11:48Your full name is Mia Rose?
00:11:50The one and only.
00:11:52It says here you were born in Oregon.
00:11:54Sister city.
00:11:55To be exact.
00:11:56Do you have a boyfriend?
00:11:58Microsoft.
00:12:00Absolutely.
00:12:01Absolutely.
00:12:01Positively.
00:12:02100% no.
00:12:04Holy shit.
00:12:06he's interrogating me about my love life in front of everyone oh he is so in love
00:12:13with me her name is identical to my wife's and she's from the same city you
00:12:25got the job everyone else can go sorry thank you professor Brian
00:12:33just keep things professional or you're done just do your job
00:12:42step number three and Mia's guide to romance spice things up with a little physical contact
00:12:54just making sure my boss looks good
00:12:58I wanna hold you under the red moon
00:13:07me I'd be more worried about yourself my grandma wouldn't wear that dress
00:13:12well your grandma should wash your mouth out with soap for talking to me that way
00:13:16Anson familiarize her with the projects over the next few days
00:13:22understood listen up Lily rents on me this month what you became a miss money
00:13:34bags all of a sudden this is Leo Brian and I'm gonna be his research assistant um
00:13:43Leo Brian do you know he's your honey pink yeah I have to make him fall in love with
00:13:48me if I'm gonna pass this semester girl listen to me I've heard he's a total
00:13:55fuckboy and he hooks up with girls all night please stay away from him
00:14:20baby baby I have nowhere to go you said you would take care of me
00:14:24baby baby I have to make him fall in love with me because we're married right because we're married right
00:14:39so where are we sleeping to
00:14:46just stay in your own lane you can have the upstairs
00:14:58this all gonna be mine one day Leo you're gonna fall for me whether you like it or not
00:15:08professor Brian still hasn't asked you out
00:15:11no
00:15:12you know I'm starting to think that maybe my method doesn't actually work
00:15:17you should ask your roommate Lily guy's over
00:15:20not my roommate anymore
00:15:22she just moved in with her new boyfriend
00:15:25they're so jealous that you're like this
00:15:28good professor Brian
00:15:30listen I hate to be a bummer but everyone's saying this dude's way out of your league
00:15:36bullshit I am nice I am hard-working and I have my master's but I'm out of that
00:15:43moody weirdos league I know I am professor Jackoff and I'm a total asshole
00:15:49you're right I never shut up and I love to hear the sound of my own voice
00:15:54he aggravates me more than anyone I have ever met
00:16:11what a coincidence that isn't my favorite professor
00:16:17I didn't realize you were so two-faced
00:16:21I came here to invite you to the club tomorrow
00:16:23a fancy date it's happening
00:16:35I mean I can't believe it
00:16:37Leo really asked you out
00:16:39finally it's my turn
00:16:46Mia I've heard you're going to the country club with Mr. Leo Brian tomorrow
00:16:51yeah
00:16:54you don't have to worry about me
00:16:56you're such a good friend
00:16:59but now I need to go pick out my outfit for tomorrow
00:17:03go girl
00:17:04go girl
00:17:09oh sorry Mia
00:17:12Leo is mine
00:17:16step four and Mia's guide to romance
00:17:19A.B.S. always be smiling
00:17:34hi
00:17:36this is a very important meeting
00:17:38I'll keep up the samples I mention in my notes
00:17:41later?
00:17:42Leo
00:17:45what the fuck?
00:17:51come on hurry up
00:17:53His notes must have been in the invite, but where did it go?
00:17:56Mia, come on. Get your head in the gate.
00:18:10Good to see you.
00:18:12Long time no see. How have you been?
00:18:14Good.
00:18:15Should we have a toast?
00:18:16We could, thank you.
00:18:18Oh, I brought the samples that you asked for.
00:18:20Mia, you want to show them?
00:18:23Mia, samples.
00:18:33Sample?
00:18:35You must be starving.
00:18:42Honey, I'm not feeling well. I shouldn't have drunk on an empty store.
00:18:46I'm not.
00:18:49Research shows that skipping breakfast is a big no-no, so why don't you eat first and we'll talk later.
00:18:56Thank you. Mr. Brian, your girlfriend is such a sweetheart.
00:19:00Everyone needs a little bit of business. It's just a nice change of pace.
00:19:04Huh. Yeah, she's a great girl. One second.
00:19:09Okay, we should eat.
00:19:10Let's talk over there, shall we?
00:19:15Are you trying to embarrass me?
00:19:18I thought this was a date.
00:19:20A date? Really? You're into your presser?
00:19:27I...
00:19:31I...
00:19:32Don't misunderstand this. You're only here because Aniston's busy.
00:19:38Of course.
00:19:40It's professional.
00:19:44Jetty's ready!
00:19:45Let's continue the conversation on our island, Mr. Brian.
00:19:48Great. Lead the way.
00:19:55I just can't catch a break, can I?
00:20:00Hey, how are things going with Professor Hottie?
00:20:02Not good. I'm an idiot. I thought it was a date and it's not and I'm out on my ass.
00:20:07Fuck this!
00:20:14This day just keeps getting worse and worse!
00:20:23Thinking how loud I'm thinking, I don't even wanna play this game.
00:20:31Well, I'll make it up. Well, I'll make it up.
00:20:38Leo?
00:20:40You came?
00:20:45Run and don't make a sound.
00:20:47I don't wanna be found.
00:20:49Scream and don't hold me down.
00:20:50Oh, let me make it up.
00:20:56I couldn't leave you here alone.
00:20:58You are my assistant after all.
00:21:02That is very nice of you.
00:21:05I'm sorry about it earlier.
00:21:07I didn't explain myself quite clearly.
00:21:09But you did well.
00:21:12You shouldn't push yourself.
00:21:14Here, take this.
00:21:30I'm gonna get you all wet.
00:21:32Don't worry about me.
00:21:34I got this.
00:21:42I need to trip Leo forever.
00:21:46Tonight's the night we make an air.
00:21:53It's okay, I can do it myself.
00:21:56You want something to drink?
00:21:57I'm good.
00:22:00What's wrong?
00:22:02I got it.
00:22:04Just an example.
00:22:07That's how I let go of you.
00:22:11Damn it.
00:22:17Do you always have random hookups?
00:22:21There's a lesson from your professor.
00:22:25Every conclusion needs evidence to back it up.
00:22:36Would you like to find out?
00:22:37I got you.
00:22:39I got you.
00:22:41I got you.
00:22:47He is so sexy.
00:22:53I almost forgot what his lips taste like.
00:23:00How many girls have just melted looking in those eyes?
00:23:06But I'm your professor.
00:23:09I won't take advantage of you.
00:23:12Seems like a gentleman to me.
00:23:15I've heard he's a total fuckboy and he hooks up with girls all night.
00:23:20So why did Lily say that?
00:23:27Miss Rose, I've drafted your divorce papers.
00:23:33Thank you, Harvey.
00:23:35Mia is married?
00:23:41Thank you, Harvey.
00:23:48Was that your parents?
00:23:50No, actually my parents are dead.
00:23:55I'm sorry.
00:23:58I'll take you home.
00:24:00You really don't have to do that.
00:24:08Thanks for the ride.
00:24:10Where were you? We were waiting for you.
00:24:12It was kind of a thing. Sorry.
00:24:15It's okay. We were just...
00:24:17I'm scared shitless, okay?
00:24:19I'm glad you're alright.
00:24:23Hey.
00:24:24Uh, Miss Rose got home safe.
00:24:26So, I'm off to the bar.
00:24:29Oh, uh, there was some guy there, though.
00:24:31He was, like, pushing her around.
00:24:33What? Who?
00:24:36I couldn't get a good look at him.
00:24:38But, they went inside together.
00:24:41Now, she is obviously after you, so why don't you just fire her?
00:24:46We need her expertise.
00:24:48And, as a professor, I should keep an eye on her.
00:24:52Mmm.
00:24:52Yeah, good excuse.
00:24:55Look into her supposed husband.
00:25:13We haven't spent any time together.
00:25:16Could you please sleep with me tonight?
00:25:21We're getting a divorce after you graduate.
00:25:23So, don't get any ideas.
00:25:28I'll come back after you're dressed.
00:25:36I won't let real Niamh take you away from me.
00:25:50Wait, so he carried you home. He's totally in love with you.
00:25:53Advance congratulations on, uh, graduating early.
00:25:57It's him!
00:26:03Stay the fuck away from me.
00:26:06We are never going to happen?
00:26:10He's playing me like a damn puppet.
00:26:14You know how men are.
00:26:15They treat women like easy come, easy go.
00:26:18It's textbook Matthew effect.
00:26:21I showed my hand too soon.
00:26:23Don't give up that easy.
00:26:24We still have plan B.
00:26:26The cold shovel there.
00:26:29Maybe he's just stubborn.
00:26:35Take this.
00:26:36It was developed by my department.
00:26:38It can monitor the wearer's heartbeat and brain waves.
00:26:42Emma, you are a genius.
00:26:46Leo Bryan, you ain't seen nothing yet.
00:27:12You're not alone, professor Bryan.
00:27:15You're not really my type.
00:27:26Oh-
00:27:40oh yeah nice work he's definitely jealous
00:27:59how can feelings just disappear like that
00:28:03enough
00:28:07how can me say i'm not her type
00:28:09it seems like you care about her more than you should
00:28:12professor
00:28:14i found something
00:28:15on her husband
00:28:22seems like she's secretly married
00:28:24none of her classmates know
00:28:27we need a pi
00:28:32she's too innocent
00:28:33i'm afraid that someone was going to take advantage of her
00:28:35i've heard a lot of guys on campus are after her
00:28:40she lives in a shady part of town
00:28:43girls in bars get harassed there all the time
00:28:51professor bryant i need the afternoon off
00:28:54why
00:28:55well if you must know i have a date
00:29:00with who
00:29:01now that is really none of your business
00:29:04you can't
00:29:06i need you this afternoon
00:29:08miss assistant
00:29:18and it's totally working
00:29:20please take me out of the shopping
00:29:23careful
00:29:25what are you talking to
00:29:26it's private
00:29:29what are you trying to spy on your assistant
00:29:31why don't you help me pick something out
00:29:35which one do you like
00:29:36which one do you like
00:29:36which one do you like
00:29:43try it on
00:29:45it's for a birthday present
00:29:47how did you know that tomorrow's my birthday
00:29:50tomorrow's your birthday
00:30:11tomorrow's your birthday
00:30:21are they really for me
00:30:24actually they're
00:30:26a gift for someone else
00:30:30if i didn't know better
00:30:32i think this mia was my wife
00:30:34sorry
00:30:37my mistake
00:30:39shit
00:30:40is he interested in someone else
00:30:42pick up the pace mia
00:30:58yeah
00:30:59hold on
00:31:06you look beautiful on them
00:31:07now why would you give me something so nice
00:31:11if you don't look good it makes me look like a bad boss
00:31:15here
00:31:17have this fitness bracelet as a gift
00:31:27hey what's up
00:31:29yes i will see you at the bar later tonight
00:31:35who are you going out with
00:31:39who are you going out with
00:31:40i am off the clock
00:31:42boss
00:31:43don't worry about me
00:31:47she lives in a shady part of town
00:31:49girls in bars get harassed there all the time
00:31:53you can't go out to a bar at night
00:31:55it's dangerous
00:31:56what do you like me or something
00:32:01just admit you're jealous
00:32:04you're not going out tonight
00:32:06you're going back
00:32:08to the lab
00:32:09to run some tests
00:32:11but i need a sap
00:32:32what is this
00:32:36what is this
00:32:39that is a luminol test
00:32:42the hydrogen peroxide reacts with the alkaline
00:32:45it makes this oxidization with the iron
00:32:49which
00:32:51explain it like i'm five
00:32:53take us for example
00:32:56we reacted before we even knew it
00:32:58kind of looks like a galaxy don't you think
00:33:02it does
00:33:10your heart is racing
00:33:12it must be broken
00:33:17midnight
00:33:19happy birthday
00:33:22who worked hard today
00:33:24make a wish
00:33:26i haven't begun to think about that
00:33:30i have an idea
00:33:51you know it's a shame that the stars aren't out tonight
00:33:56oh my god
00:34:04it's beautiful
00:34:05i love the stars
00:34:33You know, I haven't really gotten the chance
00:34:36to look at the stars since my parents passed.
00:34:40So, thank you, Professor Grubb.
00:34:44It's my pleasure.
00:34:53Professor, I know you're here.
00:34:57You're drunk.
00:35:01Step number five, and we are going to go to romance.
00:35:06Take risks.
00:35:08Mia's called to romance?
00:35:10What are you talking about?
00:35:29Why are you naked?
00:35:33What happened last night?
00:35:35Are you afraid we forgot to cuddle?
00:35:37Come on, dumbass.
00:35:38Remember.
00:35:40Remember.
00:35:40What happened last night?
00:35:45What happened last night?
00:35:50I'm not afraid.
00:35:51You're afraid we forgot to cuddle.
00:35:53What happened last night?
00:36:15Oh, God, that was close.
00:36:18Why are you so relieved?
00:36:20Back up, Professor.
00:36:22You getting cold feet?
00:36:25Remember, it was you that kissed me the day we met.
00:36:28Total accident.
00:36:30I swear.
00:36:32My bad.
00:36:35I'm going to go shower.
00:36:50This data is all over his place.
00:36:55Maybe he does like me.
00:37:05We should be slept together.
00:37:11That bitch fucked her professor just to graduate.
00:37:21I need another favor.
00:37:23Can you take some divorce papers to my husband?
00:37:27Oh, sure, Bessie.
00:37:29Let's meet at the bar.
00:37:30All right.
00:37:33Utilizing the halo effect is step nine in Mia's Guide to Romance.
00:37:38Edward L. Thorndike theorized that we completely overlook red flags when we're in love.
00:37:45No.
00:37:46No, I'm not in love with him.
00:37:52Careful, Mia.
00:37:52Oh, it's blinding.
00:37:59Um, I have to go write some messes.
00:38:07My old thesis is out the window.
00:38:10Science is a joke.
00:38:15You got me there.
00:38:18Certainly no scientific explanation for that.
00:38:21Hello?
00:38:24Hello?
00:38:26Lily?
00:38:27Oh my gosh.
00:38:28How are you?
00:38:29I'm feeling great.
00:38:31My boyfriend is so obsessed with me.
00:38:34He's showering me with cash.
00:38:36So lucky.
00:38:37Yeah.
00:38:37You must have really good taste.
00:38:40See that?
00:38:41Wow.
00:38:44That's beautiful.
00:38:45He must love spending money on you.
00:38:47Yes, he does.
00:38:49Oh, I do have a favor to ask you.
00:38:54Would you mind giving these divorce papers to my husband?
00:38:59Please?
00:39:01Please don't rush me.
00:39:04Actually, is that it?
00:39:05I have to go.
00:39:06Lily, what's gotten into you?
00:39:08You've been acting different ever since you started dating that guy.
00:39:12Can I at least meet him?
00:39:15It's okay.
00:39:16He's a very busy man.
00:39:17I have to go.
00:39:19Bye.
00:39:22You sure have some generous friends, Mia.
00:39:25What's that supposed to mean?
00:39:27She saw you like the necklace so much, she let you keep it.
00:39:30And for free, too.
00:39:33I should give this back.
00:39:38Hey, cutie.
00:39:39You're here to pick me up?
00:39:41I was on the way.
00:39:47I feel sick.
00:39:49What's wrong?
00:39:52Uh, can we go?
00:40:01Mia?
00:40:02Professor Brian?
00:40:03What are you doing here?
00:40:05My friend, she lost this necklace trying to get back to her.
00:40:15I gotta find her.
00:40:17I gotta find her.
00:40:17Sorry.
00:40:30She has a necklace I gave you.
00:40:33How do you know her?
00:40:34I know her from high school.
00:40:37We were both named Mia, so we were obviously friends.
00:40:40Why were you hiding from her?
00:40:43Uh, she wants me to lend her some cash.
00:40:46Not interested.
00:40:48Yep.
00:40:49She's the worst.
00:40:51Should stay away from her.
00:40:53I know her.
00:40:55What you're saying doesn't sound like you two are friends.
00:41:01I guess I'll give it to her later.
00:41:10Mia Rose?
00:41:11I'm Grace, your mother-in-law.
00:41:21Sweetheart, I heard you want a divorce.
00:41:24That's true, but you don't have to worry about me.
00:41:31My son gave this to you, right?
00:41:34No, actually, that's my friend, Lily's.
00:41:37Impossible.
00:41:38I helped them pick it out.
00:41:39I'm positive.
00:41:41Lily accepted a gift from him?
00:41:44Mia, I promised your mom I'd look after you.
00:41:49Please talk to my son.
00:41:59Look, Sticky, how's your experiment coming along?
00:42:02Well, if you look at the graph here, you can see the time and location.
00:42:05Okay, wait, wait, wait, cut to the point, okay?
00:42:07He kissed me, and his heart rate reached 130.
00:42:09130?
00:42:10Mine would reach 130, too, if I got one million in grunts.
00:42:13What more do you want from me?
00:42:15How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:42:18What?
00:42:18Who's in love with Mia?
00:42:25She has a secret admirer.
00:42:26I think we need to congratulate her.
00:42:29Really?
00:42:31Who?
00:42:31Who?
00:42:32I have no idea.
00:42:35My office.
00:42:37Now.
00:42:37How?
00:42:46Am I here just so you can watch me work?
00:42:49I'm running a launch for the new AI next week.
00:42:51After that, I'm leaving.
00:42:54What?
00:42:55I don't care about your credits, Mia.
00:42:58You've been a great assistant.
00:42:59Is he really leaving?
00:43:03So.
00:43:04He wants to make Leo admit that he loves you.
00:43:07The old farts playing matchmaker.
00:43:09But he's leaving so soon.
00:43:11Do you have enough time?
00:43:12Never fear.
00:43:14David is here.
00:43:16Whoa.
00:43:17Quick.
00:43:18What's step six to Mia's Guide to Love?
00:43:20Make your target jealous?
00:43:23Exactly.
00:43:24We need the perfect rival.
00:43:33You need the perfect rival for Leo.
00:43:46We need to flirt so much that we make everybody jealous.
00:43:50What are you doing?
00:43:51You have got to be kidding me.
00:43:55Plus, influential authors of the center.
00:43:57That's me.
00:43:58I think.
00:44:00Hey, babe.
00:44:03You up for lunch?
00:44:07Kat, send me to the cafe with me.
00:44:09I'm actually a little busy.
00:44:13Sounds fun.
00:44:14Come on.
00:44:29Dang, Mia.
00:44:30I can't get over just how gorgeous you are.
00:44:33I feel the same way.
00:44:36I just love how open and honest you are.
00:44:42Too slow.
00:44:43Time for the final blow.
00:44:44You dare.
00:44:52Can't you see she's not into you?
00:44:54You wish, dude.
00:44:56I know the code to her apartment.
00:44:57We're like, close close.
00:44:59Is that so?
00:45:01Yeah.
00:45:03Of course.
00:45:07Fine.
00:45:09Enjoy your dessert.
00:45:11What just happened?
00:45:13Did we screw up?
00:45:14Don't worry about it.
00:45:15We still have plan B.
00:45:18David was telling the truth.
00:45:19But he was spotted at our house.
00:45:22So is he her husband?
00:45:23Uh, no.
00:45:24But the B.I. is still investigating.
00:45:26Go back to the office.
00:45:27Got it.
00:45:31Professor Leo.
00:45:32What a coincidence.
00:45:34Up for a match?
00:45:36David here has been boxing ever since he was a kid.
00:45:39You're on.
00:45:41You're on.
00:45:49Did you see him?
00:46:04You're on.
00:46:08Probably not.
00:46:15Don't worry, I'll be careful. Just let me rest it on here.
00:46:31He seems to have you all riled up.
00:46:35You're my assistant.
00:46:37Why can't you just be honest?
00:46:41Oh!
00:46:43I'll get that.
00:46:49I finally took the leap, but...
00:46:54Could you get that? It might be important.
00:46:59Looks like it's your mom.
00:47:06Mom.
00:47:07Oh, hi. Your wife and I are meeting up tonight.
00:47:10I want you to come.
00:47:11You and Mia?
00:47:15You and Mia?
00:47:18I can't. I'm busy.
00:47:20Alright, I'll see you there tonight, hon.
00:47:33Professor, I need the night off.
00:47:36Fine. I'll take you home.
00:47:41Do you live here, too?
00:47:43Yeah. This is the place.
00:47:46Do you know, uh, Mia?
00:47:48What?
00:47:52I've got the research results on David.
00:47:55He's actually...
00:47:58Who's David to you?
00:48:01I've known him forever.
00:48:03It's always been really good to me.
00:48:06I've got somewhere to be.
00:48:11He seems upset.
00:48:13I know it seems like it's working.
00:48:20Mia.
00:48:22Hello, sweetheart.
00:48:24I'm great.
00:48:25I'm sorry.
00:48:26Looks like Leo stood us up.
00:48:28It's okay. No worries.
00:48:30Good.
00:48:31Now I don't have to explain why I had Lily pretend to be me.
00:48:34You were all alone at your wedding a year ago.
00:48:46I do.
00:48:51My son messed up because he was on a humanitarian trip overseas.
00:48:55I understand.
00:48:57Give him another chance.
00:48:59He's working at your school now.
00:49:02Maybe it's fate.
00:49:05Really?
00:49:10Professor, what are you doing here?
00:49:13Stay away from David.
00:49:15He's...
00:49:18Oh, you are wasted!
00:49:21He's playing you.
00:49:22Yeah, I know.
00:49:24What?
00:49:24They're my friends.
00:49:25They always get drunk and stay at my place.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:49:30There are ways you forget.
00:49:32It's really no big deal.
00:49:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, please.
00:49:37Yeah, drink with me.
00:49:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, please.
00:49:42Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:49:44Leo!
00:49:45What the hell is wrong with you?
00:49:47He is drunk.
00:49:49Why would you do that?
00:49:50Oh!
00:49:55I don't like when he takes advantage of you.
00:50:02I'm gonna ask you one more time.
00:50:05Do you like me?
00:50:09Then start acting like my professor.
00:50:13I'm sorry.
00:50:18Why am I disappointed?
00:50:20I don't have feelings for him.
00:50:22Right?
00:50:26I've been waiting for you forever.
00:50:28Sorry I missed dinner with my mom today.
00:50:32I met your mom today.
00:50:34Um, sure.
00:50:36It's so bad that you couldn't come.
00:50:39We had a great conversation.
00:50:41She always wanted that ring.
00:50:43Um, what ring?
00:50:46The one she traded with your mom.
00:50:49Oh.
00:50:53Lily, what's wrong?
00:50:55Can I ask you something?
00:50:58Do you know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:51:04Do you know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:51:09Yeah.
00:51:10Could you please borrow this to me?
00:51:13Oh, Lily, you know I would do anything for you, but...
00:51:17That's the last thing my mom gave me before she passed away, so...
00:51:22Fine, but...
00:51:24At least can you drink with me?
00:51:27Okay.
00:51:28Cheers to me, single I guess.
00:51:31Cheers.
00:51:40Cheers.
00:52:02I'm so tired.
00:52:04Mm-hm.
00:52:06This is all yours.
00:52:08Come on down, by the way.
00:52:15All right, thank you.
00:52:21Professor Bryan.
00:52:23I need you to come to MIT tonight with me for a seminar.
00:52:28why is everything so last minute with you i have a life too you know so stop meddling
00:52:35i am so pissed off he always gets me heated
00:52:43is that m and david in there
00:53:02hey fancy seeing you here what is this time to fess up this is too far i told you he
00:53:08was playing you
00:53:09there's your proof no just let him understand and admit his feelings for you this is our plan b
00:53:14let's continue the scene okay actually they are oh no you caught us
00:53:23i won't let them take you from me and you know what emma's hotter than you anyway mia
00:53:29oh my god
00:53:34i hope i didn't get my ass kicked for nothing and she still owes us big time right emma
00:53:42emma why are you so quiet
00:53:46oh god who said you can kiss me
00:53:52emma wait
00:53:57so you followed me because you were worried about me
00:54:02you were right
00:54:04i have to be honest
00:54:13i'm meaning to ask what is this actually for
00:54:17it detects your heart rate
00:54:20so you giving it to me was intentional
00:54:39shit he can't see my plan
00:54:41no
00:54:53professor bryant
00:54:59professor bryant
00:55:00call me leo
00:55:02leo
00:55:03don't you think that's dangerous
00:55:05i think we crossed that line a long time ago
00:55:10what do you mean by that
00:55:12i can't take my eyes off you
00:55:14i'm always worried about you
00:55:17why
00:55:19i don't need your sympathy
00:55:23do you know that i've been dreaming
00:55:26dreaming of a place away from home
00:55:32a paradise
00:55:40what more do you want from me
00:55:42how about a video of him saying that he loves you
00:55:45do you love me
00:55:54i need some time
00:55:57okay how's 24 days
00:56:00that's oddly specific
00:56:02i just can't wait
00:56:05i need to take care of something first
00:56:08what is it
00:56:10actually
00:56:13i'm married
00:56:20actually i'm married
00:56:23it was something my parents arranged
00:56:26i swear i haven't touched her
00:56:29i'm gonna handle it as soon as possible
00:56:32it's too late for that
00:56:35get out
00:56:45if i had known he was married i never would have gone after him
00:56:52sorry i sent the wrong picture
00:56:54this is my son
00:56:56let's go diving sometime
00:56:57he looks familiar
00:57:04i am on the wilderness safari
00:57:06leave a message if you need any
00:57:17do you want a divorce
00:57:20i shouldn't have had you move in
00:57:23take this as an apology
00:57:25let's talk about this later
00:57:27i don't feel very good
00:57:31can we stay like this
00:57:37it's my appearance
00:57:39death anniversary very soon
00:57:48i've already made up my mind
00:57:50i'm not moving out
00:57:52then i'm leaving
00:58:05it's her
00:58:08again
00:58:12what do you want from me
00:58:14well
00:58:15we both hate mia right
00:58:18such a
00:58:18bitch took my spot on professor bryant's project team
00:58:22not to mention
00:58:23she's a homewrecker
00:58:25such a
00:58:26bitch
00:58:27what do you think about revenge
00:58:30let's take her down
00:58:31what's the plan
00:58:48here are the plans for the press conference
00:58:52that i came so deeply
00:58:58professor what's your wife like
00:59:02she means nothing to me
00:59:04then why did you marry her
00:59:06yeah
00:59:09sorry i
00:59:10if i crush this press conference
00:59:12then can you promise me something
00:59:16what
00:59:18promise me you'll introduce me to your wife
00:59:27you really want to meet her
00:59:30this is going to be the best press conference
00:59:32once anyone has ever seen
00:59:39all right
00:59:40ross
00:59:44whoa he really does look like leah
00:59:46what are they twins or something
00:59:49did lily give your husband those divorce papers
00:59:52no
00:59:54she's been avoiding me for some reason
00:59:57do you think lily's new boy toy is your husband
01:00:02i want to put it past him
01:00:03there's no way we've been best friends for forever
01:00:08anyway can someone help me with the conference i need to figure out how to get more engagement
01:00:15oh my god
01:00:17what's wrong
01:00:20someone's calling mia a homewrecker on the campus forums
01:00:23shit no one's gonna believe her
01:00:25what are we gonna do
01:00:32those people are so crazy talking about you are disgusting
01:00:38you shouldn't have to go through this
01:00:41thanks it's like every time i open my phone
01:00:44oh wait
01:00:47take this
01:00:50this guy helps me a lot he helped me to delay the application once
01:00:55he's a kind of weird person but he's also reliable
01:01:01are you sure absolutely just tell him lily sent to you and then he might be giving you a discount
01:01:10okay
01:01:10hey remember to say a good word for me to professor bryant
01:01:18feel
01:01:35victor
01:01:36me
01:01:41i've already wiped ninety percent of the search results
01:01:44want me to take care of the twitter mirrors too
01:01:46um yeah for sure
01:01:51it's amazing you're amazing
01:01:54people have no idea what real digital control means
01:01:58you know
01:01:59i can even make every man forget you never existed
01:02:33you know
01:02:39wait
01:02:41Stop, let me help you!
01:02:50Leo! Leo, stop, stop, stop, stop!
01:02:52I'll take care of you, alright?
01:02:54The police are on the way.
01:02:58Get the hell out of here!
01:03:01It's okay.
01:03:02You're safe now.
01:03:06You're safe now.
01:03:09I'm so glad you're okay.
01:03:13Thank you for saving me.
01:03:15I'm still so scared even now.
01:03:18I was afraid I might lose you.
01:03:23You should get some rest.
01:03:53No kissing. Not yet.
01:03:57Why?
01:03:59You have a wife. Hello.
01:04:04In the middle of the night. No matter what.
01:04:13Dream I was.
01:04:15See you at the conference tomorrow, Professor Bryan.
01:04:20In the middle of the night.
01:04:25Follow the right.
01:04:28Humans crave intimacy.
01:04:31Unfortunately, we find it hard to express ourselves.
01:04:35The Bryan Group's AI uses emotional computing
01:04:38to expand the limits of virtual companionship.
01:04:47And I can't believe I did it.
01:04:49You did a great job.
01:04:52I'll keep my promise.
01:04:53Please welcome Mr. Leo Bryan.
01:04:56CEO of Bryan Group.
01:05:02And thank you to Mia Rose for a wonderful speech.
01:05:06I couldn't have said it better myself.
01:05:09The Bryan Group is at the forefront of AI companionship technology.
01:05:14And with your help, we plan to continue that for many years to come.
01:05:18Leo Bryan and Mia Rose.
01:05:24He's my...
01:05:28He's my hottest man.
01:05:37Hello everyone.
01:05:43Let me introduce myself as Leo's wife.
01:05:49What are you doing?
01:05:51How long are you gonna hide me, baby?
01:05:54Hey, let's go this way.
01:05:55Come on.
01:05:55Let me go!
01:05:57Leo, I love you!
01:06:00Let me go!
01:06:01Leo, baby, I love you.
01:06:03Why are you doing this to me?
01:06:12What are you doing this to me?
01:06:14Let's go!
01:06:16I mean, what happened?
01:06:18We just saw Mia running out.
01:06:20Where'd she go?
01:06:22We just saw it, girl.
01:06:28She was a little kid.
01:06:29She was a little kid.
01:06:31I didn't know what to do.
01:06:32I knew I knew when she was a girl.
01:06:35You're useless as after.
01:06:38You're useless as ever.
01:06:39Once to cry baby, always to cry baby.
01:06:42Really?
01:06:45Actually, I should thank you, because me and Leo hit it off, and I moved in with him.
01:06:54What?
01:06:56Well, you know him.
01:06:58He's icy.
01:07:00But not with me, of course.
01:07:04You are ruining everything!
01:07:08Why wouldn't you tell me sooner?
01:07:10I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
01:07:13But he said he would get rid of you.
01:07:16I know, Leonie. He would never do that to me.
01:07:20Oh, yeah?
01:07:23Well, let's wait and see who we all choose.
01:07:33Mia!
01:07:40Mia!
01:07:44Where the hell is Mia?
01:07:47I know where she is.
01:07:52Where?
01:07:54Why did you crash the press conference?
01:08:04She's there.
01:08:13You did that on purpose.
01:08:15Yes, Anne.
01:08:16If I can't have you, no one can.
01:08:21Mia!
01:08:28The final step in Mia's Guide to Romance.
01:08:32An avoidant attachment style can protect you from getting hurt.
01:08:38Mia, I'm sorry.
01:08:40I didn't mean to get you wrapped up in all of this.
01:08:44Nothing happened.
01:08:46Please, believe me.
01:08:47Leo, it's all my fault.
01:08:50I'm not good at expressing myself.
01:08:54I kept ignoring my feelings for you.
01:08:57I'm sorry.
01:08:58I started all of this.
01:09:00You don't have to forgive me.
01:09:02Just please let me come in and make sure you're okay.
01:09:07Mia?
01:09:08Mia?
01:09:09Mia?
01:09:14Guess what?
01:09:16I have a bunny belt open.
01:09:30May I?
01:09:31Professor Ryan, I need to come clean.
01:09:36This has been an experiment all along.
01:09:38An experiment?
01:09:40I've been using you as a guinea pig to prove my research.
01:09:45Mia, what are you talking about?
01:09:47I've been planning this from the beginning.
01:09:50This fitness tracker?
01:09:52I've been using it to collect data.
01:09:55I never really loved you.
01:09:57So now we're Ethan.
01:09:59I don't believe you.
01:10:02The experiment is over.
01:10:05We're over.
01:10:11You're quitting your experiment?
01:10:13Why?
01:10:15I just can't do it.
01:10:17Worst case scenario, I'll just graduate late, okay?
01:10:20Graduate late?
01:10:21That's not like you.
01:10:23Sorry to disappoint you, Professor.
01:10:39Wait.
01:10:41Are you crying?
01:10:44What's wrong?
01:10:47Mia, I don't have much time.
01:10:48I'm going away on a business trip.
01:10:50Safe travels.
01:10:51Please.
01:10:52I want to tell you something.
01:10:53Just listen to me.
01:10:58I...
01:10:59What's that?
01:11:00I know you have a wife.
01:11:02And I know she's pregnant.
01:11:04Take care.
01:11:04I got a dark side.
01:11:07They try to tell me I should hide my scary dark side.
01:11:14I try to act like I got it all under control.
01:11:19You look like a mess, man.
01:11:23Thanks.
01:11:23Why don't you expose Lily for the bitch that she is?
01:11:27Because she used to be my friend.
01:11:31And besides, she's pregnant now.
01:11:35How do you know it's Leo's?
01:11:38It doesn't matter, okay?
01:11:40Leo left, and he's already dead to me.
01:11:45Stop moping around.
01:11:47Yeah.
01:11:48Do you know what?
01:11:49Get your ass up.
01:11:50We're going to the graduation party tonight.
01:11:53Oh.
01:11:55All I remember is we stayed up way past three.
01:11:59Think we're falling hard and I blame gravity.
01:12:03Now it's morning.
01:12:04Can't catch your breath.
01:12:06Hold your breath.
01:12:09Hold your breath.
01:12:22Not the halo effect again.
01:12:27Split the wishbone to the straws.
01:12:32I had no idea Professor Brian was going to be here tonight.
01:12:36I heard he's a starry knight.
01:12:38That's a stupid name.
01:12:40Come on.
01:12:41The starry knight falls a school tradition.
01:12:44Every year, the student council picks three knights,
01:12:47and at the end of the ball, we get to bid for it
01:12:49to see who gets the chance to dance.
01:12:51It's fun, isn't it?
01:12:53It's today.
01:12:54You should place a bid.
01:12:55Or are you going to watch him dance with somebody else?
01:12:57Emma, cut it out, okay?
01:12:59I didn't come here to dance with Leo.
01:13:01I came here for the student lineup photos
01:13:04so he can dance with whoever he wants to.
01:13:07Come on, Mia.
01:13:08It's been a whole week.
01:13:09I'm even going to wear this gorgeous dress
01:13:11just to hide in the corner like some paint on the wall.
01:13:14Are you really okay with this?
01:13:17Look at him, standing there,
01:13:19like nothing ever happens.
01:13:21I'm setting up all that attention
01:13:23from those love-struck girls.
01:13:25Even if you are moving on,
01:13:27you should at least tell him to his face.
01:13:29Where's the fearless mirror from before?
01:13:31Don't you want to know he's thinking?
01:13:33Don't you have the guts to place a bid?
01:13:39Hey, everybody.
01:13:40Welcome to the Starry Night Party.
01:13:43First up, please welcome our Knights of the Starry Night.
01:13:48First up, we'll auction off Sir Leo Bryan.
01:13:53Thank you, Leo.
01:13:56Thank you, Leo.
01:13:59Five hundred.
01:14:00Six hundred!
01:14:02What are you doing?
01:14:05Eight hundred.
01:14:08One thousand.
01:14:10One thousand five hundred.
01:14:12One thousand five hundred.
01:14:14Look, they're about to get what they want.
01:14:16Maybe he's waiting for you.
01:14:18But you want to know what he has to say?
01:14:20Two thousand.
01:14:21He's not here.
01:14:23Or maybe he'll tell Amy
01:14:25that Mia is such a fool.
01:14:34Three thousand.
01:14:36Three thousand dollars.
01:14:39Three thousand coin once.
01:14:42Three thousand coin twice.
01:14:45And sold!
01:14:46Four thousand.
01:14:47Four thousand.
01:15:00Four thousand.
01:15:02Four thousand.
01:15:06Four thousand.
01:15:07Four thousand.
01:15:08Four thousand.
01:15:10Four thousand.
01:15:11Four thousand.
01:15:13Four thousand.
01:15:13Four thousand.
01:15:14Four thousand.
01:15:16As much as you like, you paid for me.
01:15:20Shouldn't we end this now?
01:15:23Don't be so hasty, Doctor.
01:15:26What's that supposed to happen?
01:15:32You're the real Mia.
01:15:35My Mia.
01:15:38Although I have to admit,
01:15:40getting someone to pretend to be you is creative.
01:15:46Lily isn't pregnant.
01:15:48Anson checked.
01:15:50The tests were fake.
01:15:54What?
01:15:57Shall we get out of here?
01:15:59Mrs. Bryan.
01:16:09Are you in a rush or something?
01:16:12I'm just trying to make up for lost time.
01:16:14Well, we can't turn back the clock.
01:16:17So let's make the most of every moment now.
01:16:26So, what's your theory behind our love?
01:16:32Let me run some calculations.
01:16:41You have to say the magic words.
01:16:45I love you.
01:16:49Nothing can stop you.
01:16:52Nothing can stop you.
01:16:53No, nothing can stop you.
01:16:56Follow your heart.
01:16:57I won't stay wrong.
01:17:06Go! Get out!
01:17:08You can't do this to me.
01:17:10You're just a maid.
01:17:11I'm gonna say this to Leo.
01:17:14I'm not a maid.
01:17:15I am his mother.
01:17:17There he is.
01:17:19Go ahead.
01:17:20Tell him.
01:17:21Leo!
01:17:24Mia, you tricked me to!
01:17:30Mia, you tricked me to!
01:17:32Then why did you steal her ring?
01:17:36Mia, I'm so sorry.
01:17:38I missed you.
01:17:38Don't ever speak to me again.
01:17:41Don't touch me!
01:17:44Mia!
01:17:49If you change your mind, you have three more days to submit your paper.
01:17:54Thank you so much, Professor.
01:17:57What was that?
01:18:02So, congratulations, Dr. Rose.
01:18:05Thank you, Professor Hugo.
01:18:11Congratulations, baby.
01:18:13Looks like my experiment is over.
01:18:16I am not done researching.
01:18:19How much I love you.
01:18:25Hey!
01:18:26You still owe me something.
01:18:29What?
01:18:29Come closer.
01:18:31Closer.
01:18:36There.
01:18:37Now we're even.
01:18:39Emma!
01:18:41Wait!
01:18:50Leo?
01:18:52Are you here?
01:19:13You're just in time.
01:19:15Leo, you did all of this for me?
01:19:18I'll never be alone again.
01:19:30Miros.
01:19:32Will you be my wife?
01:19:35Again.
01:19:40Of course.
01:19:41Miros.
01:19:42Will you be my wife?
01:19:44Again.
01:19:46Of course.
01:19:48You're a part.
01:19:51Can you hear me?
01:19:54I know you're somewhere out there.
01:19:57And I looked everywhere.
01:20:00Let you hide.
01:20:03By the way, I saw your little whiteboard experiment the first time I came here.
01:20:10What?
01:20:11I'm just glad I was your guinea pig.
01:20:13Looks like you've been studying up on me as Guide to Romance.
01:20:18I've done some research of my own.
01:20:21Can we talk about anything else?
01:20:25Nope.
01:20:27Your professor has some academic theories he'd like to discuss with you.
01:20:32For example,
01:20:35where he should begin kissing you.
01:20:38Here.
01:20:43Here.
01:20:48Here.
01:20:53It's all that I want.
01:20:55All that I'm asking.
01:20:57Here.
01:21:02Love, love, love me.
01:21:04Right, Professor Bryant.
01:21:06I think we should continue this conversation elsewhere.
01:21:10Love, love, love me.
01:21:14As I am.
01:21:15Love, love, love you.
01:21:20The Nature pá Ranger delicacy is now.
01:21:20Very good.
01:21:21We are here essential spa, what are you?
01:21:21Telling you about the future housing set?
01:21:22Or destiny.
01:21:23Love, love you.
01:21:24I don't know hope you are at the same time.
01:21:25Who is all I want.
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