00:12Slow-ass sea slug!
00:14Your launch today, beach!
00:36Slow-ass!
01:00Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:37Poseidon?
01:38Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired.
01:42Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console?
02:06I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire!
02:10You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else.
02:26Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king!
02:30Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do?
02:55Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire!
03:03The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command!
03:05Lead us against Olympus!
03:07We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired.
03:12I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles.
03:22Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry!
03:40I didn't mean to-
03:46Wait.
03:46Pointy ears.
03:47A dryage?
03:48What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human.
03:56A total nerd.
03:57Damn it.
03:59The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:01The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here.
04:12Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged.
04:16This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:18If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:22I really need this guy.
04:28Goddamn.
04:30You really know how to flip my switch.
04:39What the hell did you do to me last night?!
04:41Ugh!
04:43Hey.
04:44I put in a lot of work.
04:46Don't tell me you forgot.
04:47Leora!
04:48I know you're in there!
04:50Nowhere left to run!
04:51Dammit.
04:52He tracked me.
05:06Leora!
05:07You're my fiancé!
05:09You belong with me!
05:10Come home!
05:11Get away!
05:12Dylan!
05:15As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me!
05:22Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:25You slept with someone?
05:27WHO SCREWED UP MY PLAN?!
05:30ROOF!
05:32Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:34Newsflash, tough guy.
05:35Real men don't need tricks.
05:38You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
05:46So you're the loser who ruined everything?
05:48You actually FUCKED THIS BEACH BOMB SHUT IN?!
05:57Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:00Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:02Can't push too hard yet.
06:06I won't kill him, but you're coming with me, Loria.
06:12Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:20Forget today ever happened.
06:22Go back to your life.
06:37Seriously?
06:37Can't I just play my game for once?
06:50The End
06:50Those assholes are back already.
06:52What are you talking about?!
06:59Hey, Pencil Neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:02Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:06Dylan who?
07:07Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:08Keep acting tough!
07:09Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:12Even Nereus' seafo give him a wide burt!
07:26You asked for this.
07:41You one-shotted pants top an orcer?! Who the hell are you?!
07:55Asshole, using my divine power to barbecue.
07:58Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:01What are you whining about?
08:04Nothing!
08:05Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:12Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:18Huh. Tideberry just got tripped.
08:28Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:33Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
08:46I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time.
08:50Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
08:54I just hope you two can live in peace.
08:58Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:14There it is.
09:22Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:32What the hell was that?
09:34Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
09:40That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
09:44She's your daughter. We need you now.
09:49So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
09:53This aura? She's got my blood.
10:02Who did this?
10:03Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:11Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
10:14Mommy? Mommy?
10:23Mommy? Mommy?
10:29Mommy? Mommy?
10:30It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
10:40Mom.
10:42Mom.
10:47Somebody help me!
11:01give me a name Leora
11:03who did this
11:04I'm going to tear them apart
11:08it was
11:30your father sold you to me a long time ago
11:33you're my fiance my property
11:34you filthy whore
11:36spread your legs for some stray dog
11:41but at least
11:43your bloodline is still worth something
11:49no let go
11:53with nymph blood in my veins
11:55even Olympus will bow to me
12:05I got careless
12:07diving near a shipwreck
12:09my fault
12:09shipwreck
12:12those cuts are surgical Leora
12:13someone did this to you
12:18you're just a regular guy
12:20stay out of it
12:21boss
12:22soup's ready
12:30if I don't make it
12:32promise me you'll take care of Lily
12:34she's all we have left
12:37she's safe
12:38now drink
12:41soup isn't gonna fix this Jack
12:48Jack you
12:52ambrosia residue
12:53golden apple sap
12:54I studied this in grad's time
12:57Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:00where the hell did you get this
13:03more
13:03try it
13:15these ingredients
13:16where did you get them
13:22it's my first time meeting daddy
13:24I gotta find the prettiest shell for him
13:50what a lively little snack
13:53gulp you down
14:04I just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:06you want more
14:08I've got a ton of it laying around
14:09this guy's luck is insane
14:13a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:18is this coast a secret Olympian vault
14:22you're safe here Liria
14:26we've got a kid together now
14:29I'm not letting anything touch
14:31you
14:32or Lily
14:33Jack
14:34I'm grateful but I
14:35daddy
14:36help
14:39something's trying to eat me
14:43Lily's in trouble
14:50I'm not tasty
14:51my mommy and daddy are super strong
14:54please don't eat me
15:00divine power runs through this girl
15:03devour you
15:05and I might even claim the sea king's throne
15:10ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
15:15I can't hear it.
15:23Whew.
15:42You disgusting freak!
15:44What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
15:46Mommy!
15:49I've got you, baby.
15:50I... touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
15:56Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:01Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
16:10Two courses for the price of one!
16:19Run!
16:21No!
16:25Jack, take Lily and run! Go!
16:33Run, from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
16:44You... Posei?
16:47That kid's his. No wonder the power's so pure.
16:51That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
17:01What the hell just happened?
17:03It ran?
17:05Damn, Leoya.
17:06Your powers are badass.
17:08You straight up scared the monster off.
17:10Me? No way.
17:12Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
17:14I'm still recovering.
17:17Wait.
17:18Maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault?
17:22Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
17:29About that monster.
17:35Bailed at the perfect time? Figures.
17:37He's just a regular guy, after all.
17:50Tanya.
17:50What would you like to do with a female?
17:54They know it was better.
17:58Are you all gone?
17:58Somebody told her wealth or not can be a tool?
17:58I didn't like him to get tips on them?
17:58Is the ability to do that for one right now?prechen
17:58important? It's전�
18:08and we have like, I don't
18:09tell everybody, if that Spoiled
18:09get rid of em! Is there everything?
18:12I don't like
18:13her. Can we jump to
18:13your body? See that See?
18:15Well?
18:16It's
18:20my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
18:26no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
18:44enjoying the show
18:55my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear
18:58listen to me if any of you take one step near my daughter again i will skin you alive
19:06now get the out of my sight yes yes my leash
19:21my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
19:27truth myself
19:36that wild god pans always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food in
19:44some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:01the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you
20:07you you're in hades territory asshole
20:21poseidon
20:31is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
20:40who the fuck is tearing up my domain
20:47i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
20:57you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
21:24little fish
21:26little fish
21:32Hades' staff? One shot? The Sea King! He's real!
21:40Hades! You hiding? Come out! Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
21:48One! Two!
21:53Thank the fates! The boss is here!
22:00Boss! This bum!
22:08You idiot! Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown! You're done! Get out!
22:13In front of Poseidon, you're ants. I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:23My Lord, is this handling satisfactory?
22:26I'm not here for fun. Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
22:34Understood. I'll mobilize every team right now. You have three days. I'll be back.
22:43Everyone! Drop what you're doing! Full sweep on the Leora and Child! Every resource! Every contact! Now! Tell them Poseidon's
22:52back!
22:52Yes, boss!
22:59Poseidon's back. Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:11Dylan wants the woman dead. Kid comes with us alive. She's still hurt. Easy pickets.
23:17Let's move.
23:29We'll make a nice stew. Surprise Daddy for lunch?
23:33Ha ha ha ha ha!
23:38Ha ha ha ha! A forest nymph playing happy home mater? Pathetic.
23:46Who are you?
23:48Dylan's orders. Come quietly to the stronghold. Or I drag your corpse back.
23:55Mommy? Who's the ugly goat man?
23:59Hand over the kid!
24:08Stay away from my daughter! Don't you dare touch her!
24:26Mommy! You're bleeding!
24:29Mommy! You're bleeding!
24:29This forest is locked down. Surrender now!
24:33I'll go with you. On one condition. Let my daughter go!
24:39No, Mommy! I'm not leaving you!
24:52Kid's mine. You die.
24:57You... poisoned me?
25:01My poison fog. The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside. Give up!
25:08You've gone too far. Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
25:16You're wounded. Poisoned. Done. The kid's coming with me.
25:25Don't touch her! Come at me!
25:28Feisty one. Dylan wants you dead. But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
25:41Such a pretty face. All mine now.
25:47Let my mommy go, you bastard!
25:56Lily! Lily! Run! Get out of here!
26:04Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
26:21That's enough!
26:27Eddie?
26:38Paul?
26:38Let's go!
26:46Alright.
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