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My Lazy Ex-husband is the Supreme Mage ASM New
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00:11I'm ordering
00:20Wait, is Diablo's seal weakening?
00:27They are back
00:28Protect the gang
00:30Protect everyone
00:32No one falls
00:45We'll handle this
00:56Seal?
00:57What's Seal?
00:57Go back
00:59Help!
01:15Master Caroline, what's that?
01:18That's Diablo's demon army, Your Majesty
01:20The wood barrier won't hold
01:22Get the Trinity Enchantment
01:24Now!
01:25Look, they're pulling back
01:31No, that's Diablo's double
01:42Lumina, Barada, let's seal him now
01:45Three as one, sacred seal, find the demon
01:57Caroline, don't tell me you three can't even handle an avatar
02:17Master Caroline, the king has staked Elmia's fate on you three
02:21If you fail, the kingdom falls tonight
02:25It's just an avatar and we still can't stop it
02:29Then tell me there's another way
02:31There is, we bring back the Oracle
02:35He's Eldoria's last hope
02:38Where is he?
02:40Where is he?
02:40OY!
02:42KANSTON!
02:43I?
02:43You still Ying dude?
02:49BORED
02:50KANSTON!
02:50KANSTON!
02:50KANSTON!nde
03:03KANSTON
03:14Go fuck him.
03:25This presence, impossible.
03:29Could it be the Oracle Mentor?
03:38It seems the Mentor has stepped in.
03:41Let's go back and heal our wounds.
03:58The legendary spirit raven?
04:01To manifest a spirit beast into a spear of lightning.
04:05Such divine power.
04:07This is no ordinary mage.
04:09The kingdom is saved!
04:11Quickly, after them!
04:25Screw off!
04:32Halt!
04:36Wait.
04:37A black panther?
04:39A unicorn?
04:40A divine crow?
04:42And a sacred fruit that can heal all wounds?
04:45Could he be?
04:46Hey, what's this look for?
04:48Did you spot something?
05:00Lord Alistair!
05:01Are you well?
05:02You lowlife!
05:03What curse have you cast?
05:04Shut up!
05:07I am Alistair and Ashworth.
05:09It is my honor to meet you, Master.
05:12Ashford?
05:13Are you Caroline's apprentice?
05:15Yes.
05:16Hence I bear her name.
05:18Master, I am indeed the disciple of the High Priest.
05:20Your formation is arranged the same way as my teacher's.
05:24Oh.
05:24I did teach Caroline a few tricks.
05:27You are...
05:28A mentor!
05:29Have a taste.
05:31This...
05:32This is the fruit of the gods!
05:33It only bears one fruit every thousand years!
05:37Did Caroline send you to find me?
05:40How did she know I was here?
05:41No.
05:42His Majesty has summoned High Mages to the capital to fight demons.
05:45I passed by by chance.
05:47Mentor, please come with me to the Royal City.
05:49A spring banquet invitation?
05:50I'm not interested.
05:52Please.
05:52I beg you.
06:01Cairne!
06:01How dare you disrespect the Duke!
06:04Stop, Knight Elwynn!
06:05Do not be disrespectful to the Mentor!
06:09My lord, I am here by the King's order to escort you back to the city.
06:14Please don't let trash like Cairne waste your time.
06:16Trash?
06:17Do you know him?
06:21Many years ago, we were once husband and wife.
06:27Cairne, drop that straw at once!
06:31Drop that straw at once.
06:43My lord Duke, are you well?
06:45Well, this countryside is dusty.
06:47Let's not soil your fine boots.
06:49Please, take a seat.
06:50Do as he says and sit.
06:52Yes, right away.
06:57Cairne!
06:58Show some respect!
07:00A Duke of his standing does not deserve such insolence from you!
07:05How dare they display such rotten fruits meant for pigs!
07:08Such worthless garbage doesn't belong in front of a guest!
07:12Stop!
07:13I just love eating these!
07:19Sir, you really care so much about the people.
07:29Your grace, the capital's shield is cracked.
07:31We need return the Sylvagate immediately.
07:34Mr. Stone, with the kingdom on the brink of collapse, we urgently request your cooperation
07:39to return to the with us.
07:41No time, I ain't going.
07:43Don't push it!
07:44The demons aren't fully destroyed yet.
07:47Only to the Eldoria can save your life.
07:50I have passed the level 7 mage exam.
07:53Totally enough to protect a peasant like you.
07:55Only 7?
07:56You still need to try harder.
08:02Elevan, I'm ahead.
08:03Get stoned to the city.
08:04No excuses.
08:15Ken!
08:16Coming or not?
08:20Not a chance.
08:26He won't listen?
08:27Tie him up to Royal City, now!
08:29Yes, sir!
08:31Sir, we're just doing our duty.
08:33We hope you...
08:40This urgent?
08:41Guess I gotta go myself.
08:53Hey, mate.
08:55What's this barrier checking for?
09:01Disgusting peasant!
09:03This barrier checks magic and wealth.
09:04You're nothing but dirt!
09:06Stay back, or the statues will crush you!
09:09I'm here to congratulate my ex-wife on becoming High Knight.
09:13If I don't show up, she'll tear my house down.
09:18Ex-wife?
09:20High Knight Elwyn?
09:23If you're her husband, I'll eat this damn wall!
09:27Get back to your pig pet!
09:29The entry tax is 100 gold!
09:32You'll never scrape that up!
09:35Not in a lifetime!
09:54My money!
09:55Catch it!
09:58My gold!
10:05Halt!
10:06Pay your gold here, and show your papers!
10:09I've got no deposit, no papers either.
10:17That rusty racket's still just as awful.
10:24What's going on here?
10:26Sir!
10:27This peasant's got no gold!
10:28No papers either!
10:36This...
10:37Will it do?
10:46Royal letter?
10:48Barrier of this letter may command all nobles in the capital, mobilize the army, access the
10:53royal treasury.
10:54Valid.
10:55Valid for 100 years.
10:57Solon I.
11:00How is this possible?
11:01Captain Solon IV's been dead for years!
11:03This letter's full of holes!
11:05Idiot!
11:06This is the late king's edict.
11:07Only one man's ever had this power since the kingdom began.
11:10Could he be?
11:19Just doodled this years ago.
11:22And sure enough, Caroline slacked off.
11:24Didn't even bother reinforcing it.
11:27Step back!
11:28Commoner!
11:29Lay a hand on the holy pillar again, and I'll chop off both your hands!
11:32Valid.
11:33Oh my god!
11:38Vedintess Ely!
11:39Are arctic ice wolves pulling her carriage?
11:42Truly a level 6 ice make!
11:53Good heavens!
11:54Lord Simus commands fire perfectly!
11:56Only Venerable Varada is stronger!
12:00It's been too long.
12:01You're as beautiful as ever, Miss Ellie.
12:04What's that revolting stench here?
12:06Guards!
12:06Throw this fleet out!
12:07I came at Alistair's invitation, and to meet my noble ex-wife.
12:13Look, she's here.
12:14Ex-wife?
12:15Him?
12:16The High Knight of the Empire?
12:18This beggar's completely insane!
12:20Cairn!
12:21How dare you set foot in the sanctuary?
12:23Any maig here could turn you to ash with one breath.
12:26Get back to your shelter!
12:27I'm not leaving.
12:28I have an invitation.
12:31You forged this invite.
12:33Rot in the dungeon.
12:35My fire magic!
12:36Gone!
12:37Devoured!
12:38How dare you!
12:38Using dark magic to mock the Vectrept!
12:44Enough!
12:45You have an invite?
12:47Then follow the rules!
12:49Step through the judgment porch.
12:51Live or die!
12:52You take the risk!
12:54This corridor will crush even a level 5 mage.
12:56Cairn, you can still back out.
12:58Before it's too late.
13:04It's too late.
13:10Impossible.
13:11He has no magic era.
13:13None at all.
13:13Seize him.
13:14Uncover his dark magic.
13:15Last chance to save you.
13:17Confess.
13:17And I'll let you walk free.
13:19Just a servant's invite.
13:22Farmer, this is your limit.
13:24Step closer.
13:26Blast for me!
13:28A duke's invite won't do.
13:30How about this?
13:33This strange power.
13:35Who gave you that scroll?
13:39This isn't an invitation.
13:42It's the Grand Mentor's Scroll.
13:44Only three exist in the world.
13:47Who exactly are you?
13:54The Grand Master's Scroll.
13:56Where did you get it?
13:57Cairn!
13:58Don't you know hiding the Grand Master's Relic is a felony?
14:00Beg the Earl's mercy.
14:02Say you found it!
14:03Found it?
14:03I've got dozens of these at home.
14:06Old man, can I go in now?
14:09Attendants.
14:09Escort this gentleman in at once.
14:12Elevan, come with me.
14:23Elevan, tell me the truth.
14:25Who exactly is Cairn?
14:27He's just a peasant from the countryside.
14:29No magic, no way he has the Grand Master's Scroll.
14:32My lord, shall I throw him out of the temple?
14:35No, Elevan.
14:36Your ex-husband is no ordinary man.
14:38You ought to be grateful not spouting nonsense here, understand?
14:41I'd be grateful to him.
14:43Enough.
14:44Go keep him company.
14:45Later, find a way to introduce me to him, will you?
14:49Introduce you?
14:50He's just a-
14:50Elaine!
14:51Is this how you treat a guest?
14:53Have you forgotten all royal etiquette?
14:55No, my lord.
15:01Find out.
15:02Where did this scroll come from?
15:20Did the high night order cut pay?
15:22Why is her ex-husband eating like he's starved for three days?
15:25Lady Ellie, when has a bumplen like his ever seen such delicacies?
15:29Don't throw out the leftovers.
15:30Pack them for Mr. Cairn.
15:32It'll feed him all winter in his hub.
15:36Cairn!
15:36Stop eating!
15:37Every second you're here, you're ruining my reputation!
15:40Food's meant to be eaten, ain't it?
15:42This turkey's good.
15:42Bit undercooked, though.
15:43Want a bite?
15:44You!
15:50Lady Liliana!
15:51This little mage looks mighty familiar.
16:03Is that Countess Liliana?
16:04I'd die just for one look from her!
16:07Wipe that drool off your face.
16:08She's the Gilbert's only disciple.
16:11You aren't even worthy of breathing the same air.
16:21So, you like Liada?
16:33Shut up, you peasant!
16:35That's the Countess!
16:36How dare you speak her name!
16:39Cairn, stop this madness.
16:41She's a level 8 mage, knighted by the king himself.
16:44Gilbert's little crybaby, Lylee?
16:47Right, I remember her now.
16:48All these years and only level 8.
16:51Her talent is mediocre at best.
16:54Level 8 is mediocre?
16:56You're a magicless loser.
16:57How dare you?
17:00Even as a high knight, I have to bow to her.
17:03Even Vakrant Silas feels unworthy.
17:06Even Kamis feels unworthy.
17:08Who do you think you are?
17:09Listen closely, farmer.
17:14A sage's disciple is royalty.
17:17Even Count Dexter bows to her.
17:19Being in her presence is the greatest honour of your pathetic life.
17:23No.
17:24You've got it all wrong.
17:26I'm the one doing her an honour by showing up.
17:30I'll teach you the price of insulting a noble!
17:35No!
17:36No!
17:44Could it be Lady Liliana?
17:50Lilz!
17:51Look at me!
17:56Your presence honours this feast, Lady Liliana.
17:58Lord Dexter hosting the Spring Feast eases the king's burden tremendously.
18:02Lylee.
18:04Cairn, are you fever-y?
18:05The nonsense you've sprouted today beats the last ten years combined.
18:08He's been stuck in the sticks way too long.
18:10Gone plain crazy.
18:12If Lady Liliana hadn't intervened, he'd be beheaded by now.
18:15Relax.
18:16I'm just going to go say hi to Lilz.
18:18Wait here.
18:19Alone?
18:19And Lilz?
18:20Are you insane?
18:22Don't you realise every word you say drags me closer to the gallows?
18:28Lilz!
18:28Hey!
18:31Over here!
18:33Is that slob insane?
18:35Daring to call her ladyship by her pet name?
18:37He's swaggering just because his ex-wife's the High Knight.
18:40Total lack of decency.
18:42Night Paramount's so promising.
18:44How's she married to someone like him?
18:45With an ex-husband like that, she'll be dragged down sooner or later.
18:50Stop!
19:01Did you get to the bottom of that scroll?
19:03Word is, he crossed paths with Duke Alistair.
19:06What a farce!
19:08The scroll was stolen from Duke Alistair.
19:17Now, throw him out!
19:25My lady, this peasant knows nothing of decorum.
19:29I'll remove him at once.
19:34Mr. Kane, it really is you.
19:43Look at the little crybaby all grown up.
19:46You've even learned how to put on airs.
19:50Nobody actually knows Lady Liliana?
19:55Just here for the show.
19:58Oh, there's someone you should meet.
20:00My ex-wife, Elwhan.
20:06So, it's you.
20:08I thank you for the care you showed my mentor.
20:10Liliana, listen!
20:11This is not what you think, I...
20:13Look at you.
20:15Where's that Supreme Knight pride?
20:17Cat got your tongue?
20:18Come, little Lylee.
20:19Let's talk in private.
20:24What the hell is this?
20:25How does he know Lady Liliana?
20:27I want answers, too.
20:33Master, I know her.
20:34The High Knight is a legend.
20:38So, what's your take on her?
20:40Impressive.
20:41Level 6 mage ed, Supreme Knight.
20:44He has a bright future ahead.
20:45I meant, as a woman.
20:48Is she wife material?
20:50Does she have the...
20:51She's striking.
20:52But her arrogance is...
20:54unbearable.
20:56But I trust your judgment.
20:58Perfect.
20:59Help me win my ex-wife back.
21:03Sorry.
21:04That's her.
21:06She won.
21:14How?
21:15Why would she do this?
21:17For a mere farmer.
21:24Mentor, just tell me.
21:25What do you need me to do?
21:27Just sing my praises a little.
21:29Tell her about my good qualities.
21:30I'll take care of the rest.
21:32Eloen, darling.
21:33Little Lylee here, um...
21:34She would love to have a word with you.
21:40I'll let you two ladies chat.
21:42There are some fine wines in the foightware.
21:44I'll get some.
21:56Lord, is there something you needed?
21:59Eloen, please.
22:01It's just us here.
22:02I just wanted to say, Mr. Stone is a great deal more than what you see on the surface.
22:07My lady, he's pulled the wool over your eyes.
22:10I once held out hope for him myself, even married him.
22:13But he'd sooner tend his pigs and potato patch than use his true talent.
22:16Perhaps what he's been guarding isn't potatoes.
22:20But all of us, the entire kingdom...
22:22Entire kingdom?
22:23You cannot be serious.
22:25He's just a deadbeat.
22:26I take my eyes off him for one second.
22:28He finds a new way to embarrass me.
22:30No, Eloen, listen to me.
22:32You'll find that Mr. Stone is truly a remarkable...
22:36Caring!
22:42The inscriptions are wrong.
22:44No wonder something's felt off here.
22:52Cairn!
22:53Get back!
22:54Have you lost your mind?
22:58Eloen, put a leash on your stupid mongrel!
23:01How dare he disrespect the founding emperor's effigy!
23:04He broke the sacred inscription!
23:06It's over!
23:06The gods are going to punish us!
23:08Broke what?
23:09I just fixed it for you.
23:10Don't mention it.
23:13We're doomed.
23:14This time he's not just being stupid.
23:16He might get us all killed.
23:18Mr. Stone was right after all.
23:20This inscription array should have been repaired long ago.
23:23It was Lord Silomus who stepped just in time and kept the formation intact.
23:28Lady Liliana, you have my word.
23:31I'll take good care of Mr. Stone.
23:34Kid, I like you.
23:36Mr. Stone, if I may.
23:38Anyone who can stay on Lady Liliana's mind like that.
23:41Just who are you, really?
23:42Oh, you could say I'm her mentor.
23:44Mentor?
23:45I get now.
23:46Oh, you get it, do you?
23:48Keep it down just between us.
23:49Keep what down?
23:50Lady Liliana's an orphan.
23:51She grew up in a small village.
23:53You're the one who taught her to read and feed her, aren't you?
23:56Well, if you want to look at it that way, I suppose you're not wrong.
23:59You're nothing but a washed-up teacher who got incredibly lucky.
24:03Now get out of my sight.
24:04What a complete waste of my time.
24:08The Bumpkin.
24:11That's the one, the Bumpkin.
24:12Throw him out.
24:14Haven't you wasted enough of our food and drink?
24:16Go, get the hell out of here, or we'll do it for you.
24:19Going where exactly?
24:24Going where exactly?
24:26Out of the Sanctum, where else?
24:28Out of respect for Commander Elevin, I'm giving you the chance to walk out on your own.
24:33Trust me, you don't want to be carried.
24:39Carried out, I was invited here.
24:44You mean this scroll you stole?
24:47Stole?
24:48I wrote over a hundred of these things myself back in the day.
24:51Still lying?
24:52Fine.
24:53I'll let the Mentor Scroll be your judge, you filthy shit.
25:14Mento?
25:18Mento?
25:23Mento?
25:33Is that really you?
26:03That resonance!
26:04I knew it!
26:05That's Mentor!
26:20That's the Oracle Mentor's power!
26:23He's summoning us!
26:24Get my horse!
26:25Now!
26:25I'm going to the Sanctum!
26:26Move!
26:28Move!
26:28Move!
26:29Move!
26:35You filth!
26:36What evil trick was that?
26:39Was that...
26:40Elemental Collapse?
26:42Don't tell me this peggant has been hiding his true power for the whole time!
26:45My apologies, everyone.
26:47I went a little heavier than intended.
26:49Didn't mean to give anyone a fright.
26:51Son of a bitch!
26:52I'll have your head!
26:56How dare you!
27:00So it was Liliana striking from the shadows all along.
27:03Who could have imagined her magic would be this overwhelming?
27:05Cairn!
27:06What have you done?
27:07Meddling with the Mentor Scrolls could get us all killed!
27:09Honey, I really didn't...
27:10Wait!
27:11Elwyn, he's...
27:12My lord!
27:13The man can't even cast a basic formation!
27:15There is no way he has the ability to use dark magic!
27:18Lady Liliana, please quell your anger.
27:20Might I ask what exactly this guard did to offend your guests?
27:23Were it not for the occasion, I assure you he would not be walking out of here.
27:28You idiot!
27:29Apologize!
27:30But my lord, you were the one who told me to...
27:31I said enough!
27:32My orders were to invite Mr. Cannes Stone to the auction.
27:35Who told you to put your hands on him?
27:37Auction?
27:37That's right.
27:38The Diablo Legion's invasion is imminent.
27:40All those attending the banquet must donate treasures for auction to serve as military
27:44funds.
27:44That's right.
27:45I donated a log sword and sung in Rongristol.
27:47What about you?
27:48Mr. Stone, as Lady Liliana's honored guest, you're not going to enjoy this charming banquet
27:52without bringing anything, are you?
27:54A treasure auction?
27:56Your folk really have some weird tricks.
27:59Cairn, shut up!
28:00This isn't some stupid market that you go to.
28:02Everyone has to present a treasure engraved with a magic signal.
28:06You came here with nothing.
28:07Do you want to be punished in front of everyone?
28:08A treasure?
28:09We can barely keep the mice fed back home.
28:12Where would I get something like that?
28:14Every coin from tonight's auction goes straight to the army!
28:18Your behavior now isn't just embarrassing, it's an insult to the crown!
28:21So loyalty is measured in gold now?
28:23By that logic, every one of these spoiled lords is a more devoted patriot than you'll
28:27ever be.
28:28I am begging you!
28:29I spent three years clawing my way up to this rank.
28:31You have no idea how many people in this room are just waiting for me to crash!
28:36Just go.
28:37For my sake.
28:37If nothing else...
28:41Look, take my sword.
28:42That's your donation.
28:44But this is the token of our bond, the gift I gave you on the day you became my wife.
28:48You will donate it now.
28:49Then leave.
28:50No!
28:51I refuse.
28:52Commander Elavian, no need for the scene.
28:55If your ex-husband wishes to participate, we welcome any contribution, however modest.
29:09Here, take this flower to the auction.
29:11I promise you it'll go for the price of ten cities.
29:16Cairn!
29:16A dead flower?
29:18You're trying to pass off a dead flower?
29:20Do you have any idea how much worse you're making this?
29:25Wait, is that the blessing of eternal life?
29:27A single petal from that flower can cure any illness, even reverse total mana collapse,
29:32and she just ground it into the floor?
29:34Do everyone a favor and see yourself out.
29:37You're bringing the whole room down, and Lady Liliander with it.
29:40My lords, I deeply apologize.
29:43He has a... condition.
29:45I'm taking him out right now.
29:48What condition?
29:50I feel fantastic.
29:54The body's in great shape.
29:55Too bad about the brain.
29:56Oh, let it go.
29:57We can give Elin that much, at least.
29:59Think of it as a learning experience for men.
30:02Enough!
30:03If he insists on staying, then sit down, all of you.
30:15Lord Alistair!
30:17Your arrival is an absolute blessing upon the sanctum, my lord.
30:19My lord, the auction is about to begin.
30:21The other guests will be absolutely thrilled to see you.
30:28No, absolutely not.
30:29I cannot let the Oracle Mentor see me looking like this.
30:32My lord?
30:33Find me a room.
30:34Immediately.
30:35I need to wash up and change.
30:36Go!
30:42Look, that's the Supreme Knight's ex-husband.
30:44Mud still clings to his feet.
30:45A peasant like him could never afford a proper treasure, not even in hundreds of years.
30:55This core's quality is off.
30:57Don't touch it!
30:59Lady Elowen, all seats are taken.
31:01You'll have to sit there at the far edge.
31:05Look!
31:06A seat custom-made for our special guests.
31:13We stand to protect our kingdom, while others only come here to freeload.
31:24Good heavens!
31:26Lady Liliana sitting in such a shabby spot!
31:31She lowers her status just to enlighten this hopeless commoner.
31:41We have special guests today, so I shall restate the rules.
31:45Lest our distinguished outsider remain ignorant.
31:48Excuse me!
31:49This is not the time for snacking!
31:51Sir, please conduct yourself accordingly.
31:57Oh, that is appalling!
31:59How dare he disrespect Lady Liliana!
32:03Sorry.
32:04Couldn't help myself.
32:06It's very delicious.
32:07Sir, listen carefully.
32:08The rule of this auction.
32:10Donors and their relatives are for bidding on the original items.
32:14If no objection by the gods, the bidding begins!
32:21The Bidding Begins!
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