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00:00:26Jesus, Mom, can you at least warn me when you're gonna do that?
00:00:30Please?
00:00:31Oh, please. Don't be such a child. Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:45See? The all-powerful magic heirloom. Still safe and sound.
00:00:50No, you should be more careful.
00:00:51The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:56Yeah.
00:00:57And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:03But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:01:08Yeah.
00:01:10Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:01:12The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:01:16Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:01:20I know. Sorry.
00:01:23You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona, and you can't reach your full potential until you marry
00:01:31and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:33Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:01:37What?
00:01:38Mom, no, please don't.
00:01:40Leona Sherwood, you are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:45Mom, please...
00:01:49Don't worry, Mom.
00:01:51I'm the responsible daughter.
00:01:53Remember?
00:01:57Oh.
00:02:01Okay, Leona Sherwood.
00:02:03This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:09For two more nights.
00:02:11Fuck my responsibility.
00:02:14I'm gonna have some fun.
00:02:29That would be $25.
00:02:32I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:02:36Right.
00:02:37It's on the house.
00:02:57There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:06Where the hell are you?
00:03:07I mean, Vegas, like I said, it would be old, man.
00:03:09Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:03:13Remember your mission.
00:03:15Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her, and then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our
00:03:20debts.
00:03:21You mean your debts.
00:03:22Quiet.
00:03:23It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:26You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:03:29Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl, like I told you, I am going to sell your little sister
00:03:36off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:39Dad, secret is just a kid.
00:03:41When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:03:44Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:03:48Do you understand?
00:03:49Yeah.
00:03:50I understand.
00:03:52Good.
00:03:53And you, keep practicing.
00:03:55You sound god-awful.
00:03:58Heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:14It's two of us.
00:04:16You're saying you don't remember me?
00:04:18Who remembers shipping it into stum teens anyways?
00:04:20No way.
00:04:22Totally.
00:04:22I love that show.
00:04:23I watched it when it's sitting at like 2 a.m.
00:04:26This is one of my favorites.
00:04:28It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:29But I think it's one of the best ones.
00:04:32Really?
00:04:33I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:38Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:44The Wand of Light.
00:04:46So it does exist.
00:04:48Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:50It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:54Why not?
00:04:54We're witches.
00:04:56Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:58Why can't true love?
00:05:01I am Lili, by the way.
00:05:04Lili Collins.
00:05:08Eric Phillips.
00:05:09Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:05:12Damn.
00:05:13He's hot.
00:05:14And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:15I deserve a little fun.
00:05:17Well, Eric Phillips.
00:05:19I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:21Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:23Maybe.
00:05:27Maybe I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:33Maybe I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:42Okay, Swinson.
00:05:43Svensson, don't fuck this up.
00:05:59Eric, motherfucking Svensson.
00:06:01Excuse me?
00:06:02You ghost me for three months after sleeping with me,
00:06:05and you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:06:07I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:06:09Don't gaslight me, Svensson.
00:06:11I know exactly who you are.
00:06:27You know who she is?
00:06:29I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:06:43You nervous?
00:06:45Not at all.
00:06:47You can always vote, you know.
00:06:49I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:06:53Not a chance.
00:06:55I'm here to win.
00:06:57You sure?
00:06:59Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:07:02Oh.
00:07:03I am very focused.
00:07:06Hmm.
00:07:08Are you guys done making good eyes at each other, or what?
00:07:12You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:07:14I call.
00:07:15Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:07:18But don't worry.
00:07:20I'll let you go another round.
00:07:22Once I beat you.
00:07:24Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:07:29Eric?
00:07:50I have wanted to do that since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:07:54Eric, everyone can see.
00:07:56Eric, do you want me to stop?
00:08:13That's it?
00:08:14Let him watch.
00:08:16Give him a show.
00:08:19Oh.
00:08:20Oh.
00:08:22Oh.
00:08:29Wait, please don't stop.
00:08:31Use your words.
00:08:33Tell me what you want.
00:08:35I want your tongue inside me.
00:08:37Please.
00:08:38That's a good girl.
00:08:45Eric.
00:08:49Wait.
00:08:50Wait, I think I'm gonna...
00:08:53Was that some kind of vision?
00:08:58No.
00:08:59That was from him.
00:09:09Lucky son of a bitch.
00:09:11Beginner Lux.
00:09:12Let's see you do it again next hand.
00:09:14No can do.
00:09:16I have a date with a very pretty lady.
00:09:24Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present, Eric Phillips?
00:09:31It is Vegas.
00:09:32It is Vegas.
00:09:33Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:46You know, it wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:09:53Hmm.
00:09:54It's very distracting.
00:09:57Well, you know, it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game.
00:10:03I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:10:14Eric, there are people.
00:10:16And if you're quiet, they won't see you.
00:10:21I should stop.
00:10:23This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go.
00:10:25You know, you were right before.
00:10:27I'm not who I say I am.
00:10:29And who out there is exactly as they present?
00:10:33But I am...
00:10:34Look, I don't care who you are outside of this.
00:10:37For once in my life, I...
00:10:39I just want to forget about everything.
00:10:43Just live in the moment.
00:10:45And I think you...
00:10:47can help me do that.
00:10:55Remove the camouflage.
00:10:57I want you to see you.
00:11:00The real you.
00:11:02But then you'll know who I am.
00:11:05I already know who you are.
00:11:07The real you...
00:11:09wants to let go.
00:11:15No one's ever looked at me like that.
00:11:18He really wants me.
00:11:20The real me.
00:11:22Fuck.
00:11:24You are gorgeous.
00:11:27I want you, Eric.
00:11:31I need you.
00:11:35Spread your legs for me.
00:11:41Keep your eyes open.
00:11:44I want you to watch yourself come...
00:11:48all over my fingers.
00:11:53Keep your eyes open.
00:12:00I thought you said that they couldn't hear me.
00:12:02They can't if you stay quiet.
00:12:05Keep your eyes open.
00:12:06Or I'll stop.
00:12:11That's a good girl.
00:12:13Look down at my hand.
00:12:20I can't.
00:12:22Just relax.
00:12:25I can't, Eric.
00:12:41It's okay.
00:12:44I can't wait to put my mouth on you.
00:12:49I'm going to make you come.
00:12:51I'll get you there.
00:12:53I'm going to go down.
00:12:55I'm going to just scream my name in it.
00:12:58Five.
00:13:00Four.
00:13:02Four.
00:13:03Two.
00:13:08Four.
00:13:28I can't believe I just came on his hand in front of other people.
00:13:33I think this is your floor.
00:13:42I'll be at the fountain tomorrow at 8 o'clock.
00:13:45If you decided that you want more.
00:13:47See you there.
00:13:52You too.
00:13:58How did he know what floor I was on?
00:14:06So you've told me all about your wild sister and the things that she's done.
00:14:11What about you?
00:14:13Me?
00:14:15I'm the responsible sister.
00:14:17The boring one, if you will.
00:14:20And I do what I'm supposed to do.
00:14:22All the rules and all that good stuff.
00:14:25I don't believe you.
00:14:27I mean, I know how you are in an elevator.
00:14:30Oh, come on.
00:14:32Come on.
00:14:34It's Vegas.
00:14:35Let me be your bad influence.
00:14:37Just for tonight.
00:14:41So, any bad ideas?
00:14:47Just one.
00:14:54What are you doing?
00:14:56What are you doing?
00:15:18Maybe we could take it slow?
00:15:19Maybe we could take it slow?
00:15:19Well, your lips say one thing.
00:15:22But your body says something else.
00:15:24Wait.
00:15:35Wait.
00:15:37Shit.
00:15:39I almost lost my cool.
00:15:41I gotta remember the plan.
00:15:44oh my god i can't believe i just did that that was so embarrassing this is why i don't do
00:15:49crazy
00:15:50shit that was way too much hey you're never too much you don't understand eric okay if my family
00:15:57saw me do any of that they would freak out tonight's not about your family tonight's about
00:16:02you remember forget what everyone else has told you to do do something that you want to do
00:16:08something no one would expect maybe he's right i've spent my whole life doing what my family's told
00:16:15me to do for once in my life i'm doing something for myself she spotted the chapel just like i
00:16:26planned
00:16:29so are you uh be sure about this marriage thing it's only temporary okay and old magic is weak
00:16:35the hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning so are you ready for a holy matrimony
00:16:42i'm ready if you're ready
00:16:45come on
00:16:49let's go
00:16:55you nervous
00:16:58just never been married before
00:17:07uh it's my sister i need to take this oh yeah take your time elvis here wants me to pick
00:17:13out a
00:17:13hand fast bouquet hey mama let's get some flowers for you come on let's do it
00:17:17you need to come home now i can't secret eric dad's up to something he invited bit surreal to the
00:17:24house
00:17:24and made me dress up he looks at me weird it really freaks me out you were my big brother
00:17:30e i need you
00:17:31here listen i can't leave right now but i promise when i come home i'll have enough power to get
00:17:37rid of
00:17:37my dad forever okay
00:17:43hey is everything okay yeah yeah it's fine
00:17:51you uh you sure about this it's only temporary come on we'll be laughing about this for years
00:18:02let's go
00:18:18right only temporary unless you get hand fasted under a full moon then the hand fast bond is
00:18:25nearly unbreakable but she doesn't know that and once she does she'll hate me
00:18:31is your sister okay is something wrong nothing's wrong we're about to get married in vegas by ovis
00:18:40what could possibly be wrong
00:18:43all right you ready to rock and roll you hunk a hunk a hot couple
00:18:48let's get this show started
00:19:17this is it
00:19:17this is it
00:19:18i have the wand of light the most powerful object in the world
00:19:23if i leave now i could use it to take control away from my father
00:19:27set secret and eye free
00:19:35but i already betrayed her once
00:19:41you
00:19:42i have the wand of light the most powerful object in the world
00:20:19I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:20:22Be back soon.
00:20:32It's only temporary.
00:20:34Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:20:35The hand-fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:20:38Hmm, that's weird.
00:20:41The mark should have worn off by now.
00:20:51So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:57No, it's...
00:20:59complicated.
00:21:01Complicated?
00:21:02Or distracted?
00:21:03You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir and bind her power to this family, not to play house.
00:21:10You're a Svensson.
00:21:11Act like one.
00:21:13Eric is a Svensson?
00:21:16I married my family's worst enemy?
00:21:18I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:21:21Then stop hesitating.
00:21:23If the rumors about the wand of light are true, we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:21:28So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl and then bring her to me, idiot.
00:21:42He's been lying this whole time.
00:21:49I need to tell her the truth.
00:21:53You lying piece of cruel shit!
00:21:56You didn't want me, you just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:22:01I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you.
00:22:03You still lied to me, Eric.
00:22:05You knew I was a Sherwood from the start.
00:22:07That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:09Okay, I did, but that was before we...
00:22:11Why before?
00:22:12Before you decided to mess with me?
00:22:14Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever?
00:22:17I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:22:18I'm trying to save mine.
00:22:19Oh, I know all about you, Svensons.
00:22:22All you do is lie and cheat and steal to get whatever you fucking want.
00:22:27I should have caught it at the poker table, but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:22:33The hand fast mark, it'll fade.
00:22:35Just like you, just like whatever this was.
00:22:38The hand fast wasn't a trick.
00:22:40Not that part.
00:22:41Not with you.
00:22:43It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:22:45You will never, ever get the wand!
00:22:49Lily, what?
00:22:51When this fades, Eric, I will never have to see you again!
00:23:08So, that didn't happen.
00:23:13My older sister Effie told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:23:17Then a month went by, then, well...
00:23:25See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic.
00:23:28It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:23:30Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:23:38Apparently, getting a hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:23:44Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:23:52I tried calling, texting, sending flying monkeys.
00:23:57There is nothing, not a single word from my beloved husband for half a year.
00:24:12And yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:24:16The emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough.
00:24:21No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand, too.
00:24:26So, I just need one night to sleep without thinking about him.
00:24:54Who are you?
00:24:56What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:59Nothing.
00:24:59Nothing.
00:25:00I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand.
00:25:05Payday.
00:25:06Someone sent you.
00:25:07Who?
00:25:08I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality.
00:25:11Sorry, sweetie.
00:25:13Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:25:20No!
00:25:26No!
00:25:26No!
00:25:27No!
00:25:27No!
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00:25:28No!
00:25:28No!
00:25:29No!
00:25:29No!
00:25:29No!
00:25:29Be wise not to fight back witch, you're in over your head.
00:25:33No!
00:25:34No!
00:25:35I'd rather die than let your take the wand!
00:25:38No!
00:25:39No!
00:25:41No!
00:25:44No!
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00:25:47No!
00:25:51No!
00:25:53No!
00:25:55No!
00:26:08Get off me! She has the wand!
00:26:11I got the wand. I'll get the rest later.
00:26:17No!
00:26:20You are the reason I lost the wand.
00:26:23Who are you?
00:26:29The hand fast mark.
00:26:34Hello, wife. Miss me?
00:26:39What are you doing here?
00:26:41Oh, well, you know, I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role-playing, but it looks like
00:26:45you're more into bondage.
00:26:47I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:26:48Shut up!
00:26:53You should be thanking me. I did just save your life.
00:26:55I'm thanking you. You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone.
00:27:00How did you even find me?
00:27:02Wait a minute.
00:27:04You were trying to steal the wand, too, weren't you?
00:27:08Maybe.
00:27:09Oh, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:27:14Okay, first you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghost me for six months, and now you come in
00:27:19here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:27:23Look, I was just gonna borrow it!
00:27:25Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good-spensing schemes?
00:27:29I-I just-I need it, okay? It's-it's the only way that we can be free.
00:27:36Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage. Not yet. But he knows about the wand. If he gets a
00:27:41hold of it, he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder.
00:27:44Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world. Or worse.
00:27:47No! Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:27:50I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:27:52It doesn't matter, Eric. She has the wand, that shadow thief or whatever. And that's your fault!
00:27:59I can get it back.
00:28:02Look, I know I don't deserve it. But just give me one more chance.
00:28:07I can get the wand back, take care of what I need to take care of, and then I'll do
00:28:10the divorce spell.
00:28:12Please, Lily, just give me one more chance. Please.
00:28:15Please. I can't trust him. I shouldn't. But my gut tells me, this time, it might be different.
00:28:31No. No, we're both gonna go get it. It is my job as a Sherwood heir to set things right,
00:28:38so I don't let the wand fall into the wrong hands.
00:28:41And you really think after Vegas, I would let you go alone to find the most powerful, magical object in
00:28:46the entire world?
00:28:48Fair. Uh, whatever you want. Lily.
00:28:52God, I hate when you call me that.
00:28:54All right. I'll call you wife.
00:28:57And you can call me whatever you want.
00:29:00Eric, husband, daddy...
00:29:02Shut up. Don't call me wife, either. After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell. Got it?
00:29:08You're breaking my heart. I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:29:13Yeah. You're not gonna sweet-talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:29:17We'll see.
00:29:22Now, the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail.
00:29:27That's a ten-mile radius. We'll never find the wand inside that circle.
00:29:31Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay? It doesn't last long, though. We'll have like three or
00:29:37four days.
00:29:38Well, lucky for you, I already packed your bags.
00:29:42Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:29:48Aja, this, we're done. You got it? Don't go back on your words, Benson. We will do the divorce spell.
00:29:55Cross my heart. Hope to die.
00:29:59Okay.
00:30:15You imagicked a car here?
00:30:17This isn't just any car.
00:30:25This is Bessie.
00:30:26You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world? In a car without a
00:30:33roof?
00:30:35I mean, if you're not comfortable,
00:30:40I could go by myself.
00:30:43If you trust me not to run away.
00:30:46I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin.
00:30:49I was gonna throw in the trash.
00:30:53Then your chariot awaits, wife.
00:31:15Well, you've been driving all day, and she hasn't said a single word.
00:31:31You're Svensson.
00:31:32You don't play house with sheriffs.
00:31:34Why are we turning?
00:31:35We don't have any time.
00:31:37We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:31:39That circle is getting further and further away.
00:31:42Plus, it's getting dark.
00:31:43We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:31:44Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:45Because you haven't slept either.
00:31:48Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:31:51What is with guys and cars?
00:31:53Jesus.
00:31:54No.
00:31:54I mean, literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:31:57My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions.
00:32:01Anyone that's non-blood-related can't touch it.
00:32:03The Svensons like to hoard their treasures.
00:32:06Your family has issues.
00:32:08Finally.
00:32:09Something we can agree on.
00:32:11Was this your plan all along?
00:32:12Make me feel bad for you because your family's evil, so I get all ooey-gooey and forget about
00:32:17the divorce?
00:32:19Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:32:22Yeah.
00:32:22Okay.
00:32:26Okay.
00:32:35You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have, then
00:32:40you do not even want to imagine the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:32:48I promise, no funny business.
00:32:52Peachy promise.
00:33:13Good night to you, too.
00:33:28In Vegas, you said you had a sister, right?
00:33:34Yeah.
00:33:36Sigrid.
00:33:39She didn't ask to be a Svensson.
00:33:41She's different than us.
00:33:43Better.
00:33:45Not like you?
00:33:47No.
00:33:49Not like me.
00:33:50But you already know that.
00:33:52I'm not going to.
00:34:05No.
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00:34:43Good morning, wife.
00:34:46I told you not to call me.
00:35:04You were saying something?
00:35:07What?
00:35:10How did you know I was awake?
00:35:13The husband always knows.
00:35:21Well, if you don't mind, I'm gonna shower.
00:35:27No peeking.
00:35:32Cross my heart.
00:35:34Hope to die.
00:35:43I need to get a grip.
00:35:45Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:35:50I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:36:02I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:36:18Look, I'm so close.
00:36:25That's it, Lily.
00:36:27Be a good girl and go for me.
00:36:57You said that you wouldn't look.
00:37:02I don't need to look to know what you were doing while thinking about me.
00:37:07God, you are so full of yourself.
00:37:09Do I know what I heard?
00:37:11Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:37:17Were you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower and you came
00:37:24so hard, you almost crushed my skull between your thighs.
00:37:29I think about those times a lot.
00:37:32Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:37:59You still haven't even told me what you want the wand for yet.
00:38:03It's on a need to know basis.
00:38:05Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:38:08I am your wife after all.
00:38:11Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:38:13Funny how you only remember that when it's convenient for you.
00:38:15I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:38:19So all I am is a mistake.
00:38:21If I remember right, you're the one that suggested that we get hand fast married.
00:38:25Obviously that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies.
00:38:29Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family, but in mine, it's huge.
00:38:34See, there you go again. Always worried about what your family wants.
00:38:38It's never about what you want.
00:38:40I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:38:43If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:38:46Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:38:49That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:38:53You ever think of that?
00:38:55Spoken like a true Spinson.
00:38:56Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart.
00:38:58Not much longer, I can tell you that.
00:39:19I'm gonna get some coffee.
00:39:21It's getting dark. You really think you should be alone?
00:39:23So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me too?
00:39:30Fine. Just don't take too long.
00:39:35You got her in the car or what?
00:39:38Who?
00:39:38Don't play dumb with me, boy.
00:39:41The little Sherwood witch you married forgot to tell me about.
00:39:47You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:39:49You did a good job of hiding it, I'll give you that.
00:39:51Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:39:55What's the end game here?
00:39:56You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts.
00:39:59What does she have to do with it?
00:40:00Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:40:03I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family.
00:40:07When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law.
00:40:12And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:40:16So you just want to use her.
00:40:18Like you use mom.
00:40:19Like you're using your own daughter.
00:40:21This is not a request, boy.
00:40:24Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name.
00:40:28Your magic, everything.
00:40:30And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes.
00:40:44This isn't right, the trail should still be here.
00:40:48Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:40:50Yeah, thank you.
00:40:51Wait, how did you know my...
00:40:54You.
00:40:58But the map said that...
00:41:00That's cute.
00:41:02You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:41:09That wand is mine.
00:41:14Not anymore, it's not.
00:41:16And sadly, my employers need your powers too.
00:41:19Employer?
00:41:22Hold still.
00:41:23This will only hurt a bit.
00:41:25No, stop!
00:41:26Stop!
00:41:35Get away from her!
00:41:41Eric, the wand!
00:41:54My magic!
00:41:55She took half of my magic, Eric!
00:41:58You're okay.
00:41:58I got you.
00:42:00You're okay.
00:42:03I don't understand.
00:42:05The map said that the wand was miles away.
00:42:08What did she want with my powers?
00:42:09Thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell.
00:42:13She can have gone far, we'll find her.
00:42:15Lay low for now.
00:42:16Eric, stop the car!
00:42:18I can't breathe!
00:42:20Okay.
00:42:29Hey, hey, hey.
00:42:31Look at me, look at me.
00:42:32You're okay.
00:42:33You're okay.
00:42:33Just breathe.
00:42:34I got you.
00:42:36You're safe.
00:42:38I thought she was gonna kill me, Eric.
00:42:41I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:42:43Not while I'm breathing.
00:42:57I still hate you.
00:43:01If you hated me, you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:43:06This doesn't change anything.
00:43:08It's only scratching an itch.
00:43:11Once we get the wand,
00:43:12and we do the divorce spell,
00:43:15and we forget each other existed.
00:43:21Is that what you want, Lily?
00:43:23You wanna forget how good I make you feel?
00:43:25You wanna forget?
00:43:28You wanna forget?
00:43:28I'm the only person in the whole fucking world
00:43:30who can make you feel this way.
00:43:36Eric.
00:43:39Wait, wait.
00:43:41Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:47We can't do this.
00:43:51This is what goes wrong between us.
00:43:52We can't make that mistake again.
00:43:54We have a job to do, Eric.
00:43:57Let's get the wand.
00:43:58That's it.
00:43:59And then what?
00:44:01You know what happens after, Eric.
00:44:04We do the divorce spell.
00:44:06And we never see each other again.
00:44:39It smells like fresh baked pastries.
00:44:42Cinnamon.
00:44:45Old magic.
00:44:49I should have known.
00:44:50It's a Satyr's inn.
00:44:53That spell.
00:44:55An almond-inhabitous smell.
00:44:58It's woven into places like this for...
00:45:00couples.
00:45:03You mean orgies?
00:45:05Satyrs are the horniest bastards in the known world.
00:45:09It lowers any fear.
00:45:11Doubt.
00:45:12Shame.
00:45:14Grants of your deepest desires.
00:45:16Without any fear of...
00:45:18judgment or...
00:45:28Here I don't.
00:45:31I'm trying not to.
00:45:41Here I don't.
00:45:44I'm trying not to.
00:45:51The spell...
00:45:53doesn't create desire.
00:45:55It lets go of the lies.
00:45:57It tells us what we really want.
00:46:00What I want doesn't matter.
00:46:02It matters in here.
00:46:05Tell me what you really want.
00:46:07We can say goodbye.
00:46:10And go our separate ways.
00:46:12Or you can tell me you want this.
00:46:15You want me.
00:46:18Tell me to stay.
00:46:22Stay here.
00:46:24Please.
00:46:25God, what is this?
00:46:27Is this just the magic?
00:46:29No.
00:46:32It's not the spell.
00:46:34It's freedom.
00:46:36It's not the love.
00:46:36No.
00:46:37You can hear the outside world.
00:46:39It doesn't matter.
00:46:40Just you.
00:46:41And me.
00:46:44I shouldn't want this.
00:46:46I know I shouldn't be doing this or this to be able to share with to the most respected family
00:47:00of the whole rich world you definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy to mind you go with the ear to
00:47:10the share with your family
00:47:12who are you I want you Eric I need you
00:47:20tell me who you are
00:47:24Lily
00:47:25close
00:47:30but not quite
00:47:31tonight
00:47:34tell me who you are
00:47:35your wife
00:48:01this doesn't change anything I know
00:48:05we can have tonight and then tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside
00:48:10sure
00:48:11I'll go back to being my bad self and you can go back to pretending to be a good little
00:48:15witch
00:48:17excuse me
00:48:18don't deny Lily share what's been said
00:48:21I know I'm kind of dork
00:48:23naughty thoughts you have
00:48:26I don't
00:48:29it's okay to be bad
00:48:31you don't have to pretend
00:48:35I don't huh
00:48:40you know just because I have half my magic doesn't mean I can't play with you for tonight
00:48:56now you're gonna sit there like a good little witch
00:49:07and I'm
00:49:08and until
00:49:09whatever
00:49:10I
00:49:12want
00:49:14to you
00:49:19I don't remember packing that lingerie
00:49:21close your eyes
00:49:25Eric you're so good
00:49:27you're being such a bad boy
00:49:31I'm
00:49:32being properly motivated
00:49:36not to move
00:49:39see how long it takes you to break
00:49:41for you I could stay here forever
00:49:43pretty to think so
00:49:45why don't we test that little theory
00:49:49we're playing a dangerous game
00:49:51all you have to do
00:49:55is admit that I win
00:49:57I'll let you fuck me
00:49:59I'll even
00:50:01let you come wherever you want
00:50:06you can come here
00:50:10or here
00:50:13I'll even
00:50:14let you come in here
00:50:17God
00:50:19come on
00:50:20I know you wanna
00:50:22just admit
00:50:24I'm right
00:50:27fine
00:50:28you win
00:50:30oh what was that
00:50:32you hurt me
00:50:34oh
00:50:43so what's my prize
00:50:48I could
00:50:49torture you
00:50:50like you did me
00:50:53but I want to be inside you
00:50:55I want to feel you
00:50:57squeeze me tight
00:50:59then take me to bed
00:51:00husband
00:51:04call me that again
00:51:08you want me to fuck you husband
00:51:10yeah
00:51:11fuck me
00:51:21tell me a story
00:51:24like the ones you did in Vegas
00:51:27I've got a story about
00:51:29my pet goat Gilmore
00:51:31and how he got stuck
00:51:33on a magic carpet
00:51:35or
00:51:35the story about
00:51:36how my sister tried to
00:51:38negotiate with a troll
00:51:39using only redimits
00:51:41I know
00:51:43how do you know about your family
00:51:47I want to know about you
00:51:50what's it like to be a Svensson heir
00:51:53you want the insider info
00:51:56you tell me yours
00:51:57I'll tell you mine
00:51:58are you going to tell me how wonderful it was
00:52:01growing up as a beloved and blessed Sherwood
00:52:08is that what you think being a Sherwood is like
00:52:12is that what you think being a Sherwood is like
00:52:14all fun and rainbows
00:52:16yeah everybody loves your family
00:52:18that's not true Eric
00:52:19there are so many people who would love it if we just disappeared
00:52:24my mother has been shouldering all that responsibility and pressure for decades
00:52:28and next year I will be the head witch in charge
00:52:32everyone's counting on me to do the right thing
00:52:34like eat your fruits and veggies
00:52:35like spending my whole childhood being told that the whole world depended on me
00:52:41like never bothering to have any hopes
00:52:44or dreams
00:52:45because my whole life was planned for me
00:52:48from the very start
00:52:49before I was even born
00:52:50I'm always doing the right thing for the family
00:52:52I was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing
00:52:56I couldn't be tired
00:52:58I couldn't be scared
00:52:59I couldn't be angry
00:53:00one mistake and my family
00:53:02loses everything that they've ever worked for
00:53:05if this whole world fades to black
00:53:06it's because I messed up
00:53:08it's because I didn't do a good job
00:53:13I don't think I've ever said that out loud before
00:53:16I'm glad you did
00:53:19your turn
00:53:22growing up a Svinson was
00:53:25a little different
00:53:26the old man likes to say I was
00:53:29the first of his disappointments
00:53:31I guess it's good
00:53:33at least I was first in something
00:53:36I didn't care about disappointing him
00:53:38I just wanted to get away from him
00:53:41I had it all planned out
00:53:42when I turned 16
00:53:44I'd leave
00:53:45change my name
00:53:46and the Svinson bloodline would die with me
00:53:48my mom died when Secret was born
00:53:53my dad used her against me
00:53:56every day since
00:54:03I'm so sorry Eric
00:54:05I
00:54:06you shouldn't have asked
00:54:09it's okay
00:54:11Svinsons have always lived in the Sherwood shadows
00:54:15we are the shadows
00:54:19all you do is shine
00:54:30he always asks me what I want
00:54:34what do you want Eric
00:54:39you'd hate me if I told you
00:54:42I mean more than you already do
00:54:46I don't hate you
00:54:49I never did
00:54:53I don't even know me
00:54:55I want to remember
00:54:55And I tell her
00:55:00the only words
00:55:01a child
00:55:01...
00:55:04It's not me
00:55:07it's not me
00:55:09I do it
00:55:11I need you
00:55:13to follow her
00:55:14you
00:55:25Eric. Something's wrong. Dad's got visitors. A bunch of old guys. I don't know who they
00:55:31are. He made me play piano for them, like some kind of dress up doll. It's like freaking
00:55:36me out. Eric. Are you safe?
00:55:50For now. All those weird old men lived last night. And I hexed my door so no one could
00:55:58get in. Don't let anyone in. If dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old
00:56:01men, just... I know. I'll just do what he says. I always do. I'm so sick of this E. What
00:56:10if he actually does make me marry one of those guys? I'm never going to let that happen, alright?
00:56:15Look, I'm close to getting the wand of light. The wand of light? Like, the one from the
00:56:23fairy tales? You can't tell that secret. When I get the wand, be ready for my call. I have
00:56:30a plan. I barely know basic spells. I don't know. You can. I know you can. When the time's
00:56:40that's right, you'll be ready.
00:57:08Filling up Bessie.
00:57:09Meet me downstairs when you're ready.
00:57:20Oh my god! Why do you and mom always do that? A bit high-strung, aren't you, sis?
00:57:28I was just in the middle of thinking. Yeah, and going by your aura, I can guess about who.
00:57:33Very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow. Aw, yeah. Well, you and your little aura reading
00:57:39can go jump in a lake. Oh, aren't we feisty this morning. Your super hot hubby isn't around,
00:57:45I'm guessing? Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick? I know all the best
00:57:49places tied a body, by the way. I'm fine, Effie. I know all about Eric Spenson. I'm not stupid.
00:57:57And when we get the wand back... You mean if you get the wand back? We will. And when we
00:58:04do,
00:58:05we'll do the divorce spell. This mark will be gone. I'll go home and marry the best person
00:58:12who serves our family alliance.
00:58:16It's not fair, you know. I know I'm the last person who should be saying that, because
00:58:21it's not like I can change it. But it's not. It's just the way it goes, right? There has
00:58:29to be a way for you to be with who you actually want, and be a good heir. Effie, what
00:58:36I want
00:58:36has nothing to do with anything in my life. That's fine. It's what it means to be a Sherwood.
00:58:43Just remember, repeating it doesn't make it true. All right. Whatever you say, sis,
00:58:51you know best. I know. Give everyone a hug from me. Tell them I'll be back home soon.
00:59:08Last night was the last time. After today, we're done. If I say that enough times, maybe
00:59:16I'll finally believe it.
00:59:26I'll tell you about my plan with the wand. My family's magic is dying. My father's been
00:59:33cashing in on broken promises for years. But he holds most of the power, and me and Sieg
00:59:38would just get the scraps. That's how he controls us. If I could use the wand just once,
00:59:45I can take his power where you're going. I'm not trying to ruin your family. I'm trying
00:59:49to save mine. It's the only way that we can be free. That's what you meant by trying to
00:59:57save your family. I was going to tell you the night before. I was going to tell you the
01:00:01truth. And then I was just going to ask if I could use the wand just once. And then I
01:00:06would do whatever you want. Get a divorce, leave you alone forever. Why didn't you tell me?
01:00:16Why didn't you tell me that morning? Maybe things could have been different. I would have
01:00:22asked you to stay. It's a nice idea, but our families have been at war since the beginning
01:00:29of time. Maybe if we were different people, we have different lives, this would have worked.
01:00:38maybe we can. Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric. A witch can hope. What? Do I have
01:00:54mushrooms growing out of the side of my head? Why are you looking at me like that?
01:01:10wait, I'm driving.
01:01:11Pull over.
01:01:31You have got to be kidding me.
01:01:39End of the line, witches!
01:02:04Eric!
01:02:29Now's not a good time, old man.
01:02:30Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:02:34You...
01:02:36You sit the shadow thief?
01:02:38Of course I sit her.
01:02:40Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:53Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:02:57But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:03:05Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:03:19You said you needed her alive.
01:03:21The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:03:24I've reconsidered.
01:03:25Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:03:30Debts won't matter.
01:03:32The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:03:34And as for the girl, well...
01:03:36I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:03:39I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:03:44Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:03:48You're welcome.
01:03:51Go to hell home, man.
01:03:53Go to hell home, man.
01:04:03Take it!
01:04:06No!
01:04:07No!
01:04:09Your soul will be delicious!
01:04:17I can take dad's magic.
01:04:19End him.
01:04:21Finally be free.
01:04:26Get off my wife!
01:04:35You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:48This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:04:55Hey!
01:04:56Hey!
01:04:56I've got you!
01:04:58You didn't run!
01:04:59You're kidding?
01:05:00I'd be a pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:05:08Eric!
01:05:08You can't get rid of me that usually.
01:05:11No, no, no, no!
01:05:11Stay with me!
01:05:12Eric!
01:05:13Oh my God!
01:05:16Eric!
01:05:16No, no, no, no!
01:05:17Stay with me!
01:05:18Oh my God!
01:05:20I can't save you!
01:05:22I don't have my powers!
01:05:23Why didn't you run?
01:05:26You could have saved yourself!
01:05:28I've been saving myself.
01:05:31My whole life.
01:05:33You...
01:05:33I thought I'd try something new.
01:05:36You idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot.
01:05:40Yeah.
01:05:43But I'm your idiot.
01:05:51You took a divorce spell.
01:05:53I have promised.
01:05:55Now you're free.
01:05:57You...
01:05:59I don't want to be free.
01:06:03I don't want to be free.
01:06:05I don't want to be free.
01:06:06I want to be with you.
01:06:07Just keep secrets safe.
01:06:10Safe from my father.
01:06:12Safe from all of it.
01:06:15You know, those days in Vegas...
01:06:20We're the best three days of my life.
01:06:22Alright, let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:27I love you.
01:06:30I love you too.
01:06:33I love you.
01:06:34I love you.
01:06:36I love you.
01:06:39No!
01:06:42I love you too.
01:07:00The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:07:10Please, please, please.
01:07:21Eric, please.
01:07:37You absolute moron.
01:07:42You absolute moron.
01:07:45Be gentle. I was dead for like ten seconds.
01:07:49You're alive.
01:07:52That is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed, you asshole.
01:07:56I thought I was doing something noble. Something cool.
01:08:00The wand gave you your power back?
01:08:03My mom used to say that the wands user granted its deepest desire.
01:08:08I guess it knew what I really wanted.
01:08:11What did you want?
01:08:14You.
01:08:17Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:08:19You know, I thought I heard something, but I was bleeding out.
01:08:29Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:35Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:39I love you, Eric's Vincent.
01:08:43That's my girl.
01:08:50Let's go.
01:09:04You ready for one last stop?
01:09:07Yeah.
01:09:27Ah, there you are.
01:09:30I knew I could always trust a demon to get the job done.
01:09:35Now, where is my wand?
01:09:38Wait.
01:09:39You're supposed to be dead.
01:09:41Wow.
01:09:42You weren't kidding.
01:09:43He really is evil.
01:09:45I put a barrier around this whole house.
01:09:48It's impossible.
01:09:49There's no way you should be able to be in here.
01:09:50There's always a loophole, old man.
01:09:55Secret.
01:09:56You ungrateful brat.
01:09:59How dare you betray me like this?
01:10:01Really, Dad?
01:10:02Playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage?
01:10:05You ungrateful little pests!
01:10:15You're powerless now, old man.
01:10:17The magic's gone.
01:10:18Forever.
01:10:31Eric, Otis, Svensson, release me this instant!
01:10:36And that is an order!
01:10:39You can handle it from here, right?
01:10:41His powers are gone.
01:10:43It doesn't scare me anymore.
01:10:46You are ungrateful little brats.
01:10:48Both of you, you'll pay for this!
01:10:49You will both pay for this!
01:10:55Yeah, yeah.
01:10:56Talk soon, pups.
01:10:58We're gonna hit the road.
01:10:59I said get back here.
01:11:00I said get back here!
01:11:02Get back here!
01:11:03Please don't do this, you little b-
01:11:05No!
01:11:08No!
01:11:10No!
01:11:10No!
01:11:12No!
01:11:13No!
01:11:21So, where to now?
01:11:24Should we go and drop off the wand of light?
01:11:28Yeah.
01:11:29But there's something I want to do first.
01:11:32That sounds ominous.
01:11:35It just so happens that there's another full moon tonight.
01:11:39Leona Sherwood, are you asking me to hand fast marry you?
01:11:45Yeah.
01:11:47I think I am Eric Spencer.
01:11:50Well, we better hurry if we're gonna take the wand of light home and make it back in time to
01:11:55the hunk-a-hunk-a wedding chapel of love.
01:11:57I wonder if they have the same Elvis.
01:11:59I sure hope so.
01:12:01But, if we're gonna get hand fast married again, no more secrets this time.
01:12:05Hmm.
01:12:06So, is there anything you want to come clean about now?
01:12:09Soon to be again husband?
01:12:13There is one thing.
01:12:16You might want to buckle up.
01:12:18We're about to go super speed.
01:12:21Belsie could have been going super speed this entire time.
01:12:24You didn't tell me to make our trip last longer, didn't you?
01:12:28You know me so well.
01:12:30You seem to be again wife.
01:12:33Leona Sherwood, will you marry me?
01:12:37And not because of some spell or because it's your duty.
01:12:42But because you want to.
01:12:46Yes, I will.
01:12:50Yes, I will.
01:12:57Really?
01:12:59Hell yeah.
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