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Don't Blink, You'll Miss It
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00:00:02you sure about this i don't know if i'm ready relax little brother we'll never let anything
00:00:08happen to you it's showtime shit shit
00:00:23ladies and gentlemen are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic
00:00:31oh my god it's him it's the master of magic the greatest magician of all time
00:00:37you young lady let's see your true self now i'm gonna need a little help by my lovely assistant eric
00:00:54and now my next volunteer i don't care i said shorten what the hell
00:01:07how are they doing that and now for my final volunteer
00:01:16the most evil man in vegas sure about this he's dangerous i'm the master of freaking magic ladies
00:01:25and gentlemen put your hands together for mr barry carnegie
00:01:31and who the hell are you get these out of my way now barry here is a billionaire casino owner
00:01:37who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:45are you ready to show them who you truly are
00:01:49you insult me in public you know who i am i can make you disappear okay well we won't test
00:01:57barry
00:01:59so we're gonna test this hotel instead
00:02:06what do you think you're doing we're gonna make barry's casino disappear
00:02:20now i already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults the police are already on
00:02:25their way to arrest you you know kill him
00:02:33and now for my final trick
00:02:58what are you looking at me for get him
00:03:05uh
00:03:14uh
00:03:15Huh?
00:03:32Cut! Cut! Cut!
00:03:53Eric, no!
00:03:57Relax, little brother.
00:03:59Would never let anything happen to you.
00:04:02Eric, this is all my fault.
00:04:04God.
00:04:05I need you to do something for me.
00:04:07What?
00:04:09I need you to find me.
00:04:11Girl, we grew up with him in the orphanage.
00:04:13She's working in magic.
00:04:17Help her.
00:04:19Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:23You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:24Just hang in there.
00:04:26You're gonna be okay.
00:04:31Eric.
00:04:33Eric.
00:04:43My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:47If I can't protect my family, I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:53I'll find Bri and help her.
00:04:58But not as the master of magic.
00:05:12Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:20Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:22Show opens this weekend.
00:05:24Gotta be prepared.
00:05:26I put every cent I own into this show, but...
00:05:29If it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage I grew up in.
00:05:33Before it's destroyed.
00:05:36All right.
00:05:36All right.
00:05:36Well, see ya.
00:05:42A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri, and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:49All right, darling, you know the deal.
00:05:50There it is.
00:05:51There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:52Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:05:53Pick the queen, follow the dream.
00:05:55There it is, sweetheart.
00:05:56What do you say?
00:05:57Hmm?
00:05:57This one.
00:05:59That's the queen of hearts, for sure.
00:06:00Yeah, I'm feeling good about it, too.
00:06:01But hey, what do I know?
00:06:02Look at that.
00:06:04Oh.
00:06:05You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll, but...
00:06:09You know, we still gotta come with the payment.
00:06:10What do you say, huh?
00:06:14Um...
00:06:16I'm sorry.
00:06:16I was sure that I had cash on it.
00:06:22Looks like trouble.
00:06:24Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:25You wanna play, you don't wanna pay, right?
00:06:27I'll tell you what.
00:06:30I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:34Hey, give it back.
00:06:35Hey.
00:06:35That's important to me.
00:06:37Oh, is it?
00:06:37Really, yeah?
00:06:38Is it important enough to play again, hmm?
00:06:41Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:44What do you say, huh?
00:06:44Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:45Let's go.
00:06:46Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:48You're disgusting.
00:06:49I'm not doing that.
00:06:50You're not doing that.
00:06:51You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:06:56What do you say, baby?
00:06:57Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:00Pick her.
00:07:04Ah, shit!
00:07:09Why don't you let me try?
00:07:13Here's the deal.
00:07:15I win.
00:07:16She gets her bracelet back.
00:07:18You win.
00:07:19You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:24It's priceless.
00:07:26Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:27These guys are dangerous.
00:07:29I got this.
00:07:32This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:35You got it, Hotshine.
00:07:37Let's play.
00:07:39You know the deal.
00:07:40Follow the queen.
00:07:41You get the win.
00:07:43You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:45Well, your girlfriend knows what to do, then.
00:07:49You pick.
00:07:51You pick.
00:07:52Who's this guy?
00:07:53What a loser.
00:07:55Should have kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:07:58Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:01Absolutely.
00:08:02You got it.
00:08:20Damn, he got it.
00:08:22That's impossible.
00:08:25What the?
00:08:29Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:08:30I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:32This bracelet is mine.
00:08:35Well, then, why is it in my hand?
00:08:41You dirty thief.
00:08:49Are you looking for this?
00:08:52What the?
00:08:53Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:08:56Hey, man.
00:08:57It's all good.
00:08:58I was just messing around.
00:09:07Three card Monty.
00:09:09I know.
00:09:11I know.
00:09:11I know.
00:09:11I know.
00:09:12I just...
00:09:13I thought I could crack it.
00:09:15But I was screwed.
00:09:17It's all you came along.
00:09:21This bracelet.
00:09:24Why is it so important to you?
00:09:26It was my childhood best friends.
00:09:29We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:09:32Well, he...
00:09:33He died.
00:09:35It's all I have left of him.
00:09:41Have a good night, great.
00:09:43Hey, wait.
00:09:44You just saved me.
00:09:46You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:51Nice for dinner.
00:09:54That was amazing.
00:09:57I should probably get going.
00:10:00Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:03I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:06Bullshit.
00:10:07You have training.
00:10:09You know, maybe just a little...
00:10:12Just a light of hand.
00:10:16What?
00:10:17You're green.
00:10:21You know.
00:10:24Your hand saved me today.
00:10:27You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:33They, uh...
00:10:34Say you're welcome.
00:10:34You're welcome.
00:10:48Great.
00:10:55Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:11:16I'm not who you think I am.
00:11:22Then who are you?
00:11:25I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:29I think.
00:11:30I think it's better if I left.
00:11:55Hey!
00:11:56I'm the bastard who's cockiness.
00:11:58what did i tell you i don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff well i'm the prop assistant
00:12:04just doing my job no your job is to clean up dove shit see this stuff this stuff is to
00:12:11not
00:12:11be touched by anyone less than a three star magician correct me if i'm wrong
00:12:24but you're not a three-star magician are you no not not since i was 12. after becoming the world's
00:12:34first seven-star magician the society of magicians gave up trying to rank me damn right you're not
00:12:45you're lucky to be even our little prop boy and to be in the same room as us real musicians
00:12:56okay what did you do to my deck nothing let's just put him away listen fool this is my gold
00:13:05zephyr deck
00:13:06the master of magic himself used this type of deck actually i prefer the platen deck well if they're
00:13:12so priceless maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing them on the table like they're
00:13:16just some two dollar deck from the gas station oh you think ruining my deck is funny you're fired
00:13:25if i lose this job i won't be able to watch over brie i need you to find brie
00:13:31help right yeah look i'm sorry no it's too late for that now
00:13:36because here comes mr kensington
00:13:46hello mr kensington you're looking better sir i'll be good to go for the opening of the show
00:13:53but let this be a reminder what we do is dangerous sir that is exactly what i wanted to tell
00:14:01you about
00:14:02i've had to fire the prop boy over here what why he's careless and cocky he's a liability no matter
00:14:08how hot you think he is i i never said that mr kensington daniel's been nothing but a professional
00:14:15since he's worked here sir sir he he nearly destroyed my gold zephyr deck daniel is this true of course
00:14:23not
00:14:23sir who are you gonna believe a common worker or a three-star magician look samuel i've seen his skills
00:14:31he would never damage a deck show them show them what you can do
00:14:41yeah daniel let's see it show us what you got do you even know a single trick tell you what
00:14:47if you
00:14:48can rearrange my deck by rank and suit without damaging it in 15 seconds you can keep your job
00:14:5515 seconds that's impossible i don't even know if the master of magic could have done it that quick
00:15:00but if you can't i demand as a three-star magician that you fire him samuel this isn't fair i
00:15:11know
00:15:11but while i disagree with it xander has the right to challenge daniel but sir he
00:15:17brie it's okay 15 seconds you're on
00:15:33the idiot he's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance ready to do this daniel you really don't
00:15:41have to
00:15:42oh the little prop boy has a little trick section now if i win you're all gonna have to start
00:15:47treating
00:15:48brie with more respect around here it's her money that's bankrolling this entire show brie look at
00:15:54that you got a knight in shining coveralls fine deal it's not like you have a chance in hell anyway
00:16:0115
00:16:02seconds here we go
00:16:12what's he doing what he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself 10 seconds
00:16:20oh wow giving up already clearly can't hack the big leagues you said he was good i thought he would
00:16:27at least try getting security on the phone to escort you out in five four three two
00:17:00absolutely impossible
00:17:05how did you do that there's no way i don't think i've ever seen anything like this nobody but the
00:17:10master of magic could have done this
00:17:15no no no you you clearly switched out the deck while brie was distracting us i knew it yeah of
00:17:21course
00:17:21it's just some amateur trying something stupid nothing but a cheap lazy trick from the hack now
00:17:28it's got a show to print
00:17:32sophie eugene stop gobbling at those cards and let's get to work come on
00:17:39samuel you believe you really did it right i don't know what to believe
00:17:45well come on the show opens in a few days we need to prep oh you don't have to worry
00:17:51about prepping
00:18:02this is not going to be a show who is this it's richard ken he produces every other magic show
00:18:10in town
00:18:11samuel hates him richard get the hell out of my theater your theater oh no no my little friend this
00:18:20is now my theater what the hell are you talking about i have a three-year lease with the owner
00:18:27which
00:18:28as of this morning is me i bought the theater which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies
00:18:35have one hour to get the hell out you can't just buy the theater i'm the biggest show in town
00:18:44used to
00:18:45be you're past your prime my new show will triple your numbers the contract can't be canceled i'll lose
00:18:52everything if brie loses this show the orphanage that i grew up in that saved my life as a child
00:18:58will be destroyed hey we still have a contract you can't just kick us out hey hey doll face how
00:19:04about
00:19:05you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half and let the adults talk i'm the show's producer
00:19:11and if you cancel the show i'll sue you into oblivion not if i can prove you're not worthy of
00:19:16this
00:19:16theater i'll give you a chance a head-to-head magical competition your old man and his team wins you
00:19:24keep your contract my team wins your contract is terminated and you go back to doing uh birthday parties
00:19:31for eight-year-olds deal mr kingington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against great
00:19:40the competition will be tonight tonight his cast doesn't come off for another week not my problem
00:19:47hope you have a good backup team ladies and gentlemen aren't you ready for the epic no hold barred battle
00:20:00to see who will get this feeder and who will be thrown out into the street
00:20:07don't worry we have an ace the first thing daniel you gotta be kidding you're not seriously
00:20:14considering putting the prop boy out there his vestric is probably making a penny up here behind
00:20:19his ear it's all or nothing for us all right richard kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl
00:20:24he's got world-class real magicians yeah no problem i'm good enough to take on anyone that kim sends to
00:20:31us
00:20:31and now the challengers richard kin's latest sensation matt von hier
00:20:50oh no oh god no what how did he get matt van buren
00:21:01he's the youngest magician to have five stars he's one of the best in the world
00:21:10that guy xavier will wipe the floor with his ass yeah bring him on now for the first act
00:21:17or should i say miracle before each magician is a glass of water the magicians must turn their
00:21:25water into wine in a way that our top judges can't figure out the magician to stump the most judges
00:21:33wins matt van buren won the grand prix for close-up magic last year this plays exactly to his strengths
00:21:40he's way beyond xavier's league we're gonna lose
00:21:51maybe not showtime
00:21:57xavier xavier xavier xavier xavier xavier not you what
00:22:15you should go out this round
00:22:19what he he's not even a magician he's just the guy that cleans up dust
00:22:24shit yeah xavier's the best of all of us yeah look girl i know you have a little crush on
00:22:28a little
00:22:28prop boy but leave this through my shit samuel you can't seriously be considering this i mean that guy
00:22:33is gonna piss himself out there and the magician from the kensington team
00:22:47maybe he's just the prop assistant but i need a hail mary right now daniel
00:23:01oh my god you're prop boy you're really gonna put up the help against someone like
00:23:07matt van buren don't worry kid this will be over real quick and then you can run back to the
00:23:12shadows
00:23:13where you belong it's a shame though because matt's just my warm-up act you'll get beat so bad
00:23:19you'll never see my big showstopper matt van buren's just the warm-up act he's one of the best in
00:23:24the
00:23:24world they say he might even get a six star soon there hasn't been a new six star magician in
00:23:29over
00:23:29a decade no it's obvious what samuel's doing okay he knows he doesn't have a chance so he's already
00:23:34looking for excuses when he loses he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try boss this guy is
00:23:41a
00:23:41hack he's gonna make a fool out of all of us it's a two out of three competition we need
00:23:46to judge
00:23:47their strength oh i i get it okay you see samuel sending daniel out to get slaughtered and then
00:23:54i come in and save the day worth that he actually thinks he's out there because he has a shot
00:23:58at
00:23:58being a real magician and you are daniel just daniel nice coveralls daniel i give my servants the same
00:24:11ones enjoy your moment just daniel this will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for i can't
00:24:18believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician he's trying to be embarrassed sad he really
00:24:23thought that he could hang with the pros no you're sure about this just trust me
00:24:33don't feel too bad you should be honored to be on the stage with me
00:24:38gentlemen are you ready i was born ready what about you buddy you look a little nervous
00:24:45maybe you should be
00:24:49because i'm about to embarrass the living out of you
00:24:56he's frozen with fear come on daniel was it stupid to pick him daniel are you okay
00:25:05absolutely oh my god what a show he's not even prepping you hey newbie this is when you're
00:25:12supposed to prepare your illusion i'm good
00:25:19no i'm good that's why i have a five star magician's amulet and you have what coveralls covered in dirt
00:25:28and
00:25:28some dove shit you know what it's not too soon to back out if you do i'll give you the
00:25:34honor of having
00:25:35my autograph are you ready or do you need more time to prepare no i don't need more time for
00:25:41this trick
00:25:45then first up is matt von buren pay attention this is where you learn to respect your betters
00:26:13that was seamless unbelievable even i don't know how he did that there's no way daniel could do a trick
00:26:20that's even as fraction as good as matt's
00:26:25what do you think judges did matt bob aaron's trick fool you i have no idea how that was done
00:26:31if i didn't know any better i'd say it's a miracle i'm stumped well done you're three for three
00:26:39three you have stumped our judges does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick anyone
00:26:51you have something to say prop boy i mean your trick wasn't bad
00:26:55i just know exactly how you did it
00:27:04sure you do please enlighten us tell us all how i did my trick all in good time idiot everybody
00:27:13knows
00:27:13that he's lying pathetic daniel you're up
00:27:26what's he doing he's making a fool out of all of us hey there looks like your fella's got some
00:27:31stage
00:27:32fright this is what happens when you don't respect the craft you're making a fool out of all of us
00:27:40i think he can do it it doesn't matter what you think okay you're not one of us
00:27:46you're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn if it weren't for you we
00:27:50wouldn't be in this mess
00:28:01looks like you're having some trouble here why don't you let me help you
00:28:11switch it now prop boy you need to end this now you're
00:28:21you're right
00:28:25i swore off my old life
00:28:36but i can't keep running forever
00:28:43ladies and gentlemen are you ready for something extraordinary
00:28:51now but first i'm gonna need some help brie could you come here
00:29:03what is he doing you gotta be kidding me this is just sad
00:29:17you all know magic is an illusion but still you hold out hope that one day you'll experience
00:29:23something so incredible you can never explain it in a million years well isn't this like life
00:29:30see every day you experience your reality through your senses but what if you couldn't trust your senses
00:29:42wouldn't your reality then just be an illusion
00:29:47don't blink you'll miss it
00:30:03that's it
00:30:07nothing happened you're supposed to change the water into wine hey mr kentington i told you you
00:30:13shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up to take my place you should have respected my ranking no
00:30:18i think there's something else going on now i apologize ladies and gentlemen i can't seem to complete my transformation
00:30:26i knew it this theater is mine without one final piece of equipment which would be coming right about now
00:30:47what's he doing
00:30:48what's he doing he's such a cake knife he's gonna shatter that glass all over the floor
00:31:00how
00:31:30the lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce
00:31:36i can't believe i'm eating cake the only person i've ever seen do a trick like this was
00:31:40the master of magic
00:31:44manuel
00:31:51how is this possible
00:31:58now for the critical moment judges what do you think do you know how he did it i have no
00:32:03idea not
00:32:04a clue
00:32:06and you jennifer
00:32:08i'm completely stumped
00:32:12well in the case of a tie we turn back to the magicians themselves
00:32:17daniel
00:32:18you said earlier you know how matthew did his trick
00:32:22tell us
00:32:22yeah
00:32:23tell us
00:32:26he dropped in edible iron fill nets
00:32:30then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron ionizing
00:32:35turning the water red
00:32:37giving it the earthy flavors of a wine
00:32:40that's
00:32:42that's correct
00:32:45amazing
00:32:46and matthew
00:32:48how did daniel do his trick
00:32:56i don't know
00:32:58i don't know
00:32:59and with that daniel wins our first round
00:33:01oh
00:33:07you did it
00:33:10with your help
00:33:14i need a knife
00:33:16let's give him cake
00:33:19well done young man
00:33:22the only other magician that could have accomplished that transformation was the master of magic
00:33:31no
00:33:31no
00:33:32no
00:33:32he didn't transform anything
00:33:33he didn't even teleport
00:33:35he must have cheated
00:33:37there's no way an untrained worker has that much level of skill
00:33:40exactly
00:33:41okay
00:33:41he probably blackmailed the judges or something
00:33:46how could you let him beat you you embarrassed us with your performance
00:33:49how was i supposed to know he was going to do that with the cup and teleport to the judges
00:33:52who is that guy
00:33:58it doesn't matter get out of my face it's time for the real magicians to get to work
00:34:03you think you've won
00:34:07you haven't won
00:34:09it's time to bring out my a-team
00:34:11it's time to bring out my a-team
00:34:14but
00:34:14but
00:34:15but
00:34:15i hate
00:34:16kate
00:34:17barlow
00:34:25miss barlow thank you for joining us
00:34:29that's that's kate barlow
00:34:31she's the f-i-s-m world champion in parlor magic and an actual six star magician
00:34:36all right who's ready for the headliner
00:34:43second round is quick change magic that's sophie's specialty you had a little fun in the first round
00:34:48but now watch an actual pro a real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges or cause some fake
00:34:55amateur distractions a real magician doesn't need to because she has hard-earned skills now
00:35:04yeah get him sophie
00:35:06always nice to see a fellow female on stage too bad i'm gonna crush you oh you think so
00:35:12your rank is impressive but it doesn't scare me oh you think i brought in miss barlow just for
00:35:18her rank you didn't i brought in kate barlow because she was the protege of the master of magic
00:35:28he taught me everything he knows funny i don't remember training her
00:35:35you were trained by the master of magic oh she wasn't just trained by him he realized that she
00:35:41was better than him that's why he disappeared that can't be true right richard wouldn't dare
00:35:47like a claim like that if it wasn't true so what you're saying is that we have to compete against
00:35:52somebody who's better than the master of magic oh so what i'll still destroy you sophie shut up
00:36:00miss barlow it is an honor to compete with a magician of your caliber i wish i could say the
00:36:09same
00:36:09but honestly it's an insult you're even trying to compete so why are you here to shatter my teacher's
00:36:19old records and publicly declare myself the new master of magic
00:36:29ladies and gentlemen this next act is even harder than our first it is all about quick change magic
00:36:36transforming outfits as many times as possible in 30 seconds the world record is 17 changes held by the
00:36:46master of magic do you think you can beat that that's a change every two seconds there's no way you
00:36:57can
00:36:57beat that i could beat that in my sleep hell there's not a magic technique in the world that would
00:37:05make
00:37:05that trick possible only the master of magic would be able to do that i know every one of his
00:37:11secrets
00:37:12are you saying you're going to break the master of magic's record who here would like to see me break
00:37:18the
00:37:19record
00:37:21then start the music
00:37:34one two right there's three standard
00:37:43is she about to break the record you're about to break the record oh my god this is unreal
00:37:50this is history
00:37:53that is 18 changes ladies and gentlemen we have a new world record and possibly a new master of magic
00:38:02i can't believe she just did that i've never seen anything like it the concentration the skill
00:38:08needed to do something like that she had to learn it from the master of magic i wouldn't believe it
00:38:14if
00:38:14i hadn't just seen it with my own eyes for a second there i thought she'd actually figure out my
00:38:18technique
00:38:19but no she's a fraud like the rest sophie you can beat that right i can only manage nine or
00:38:27ten changes but
00:38:27not 18. well are you even going to attempt to compete or do you just want to give me the
00:38:36theater now
00:38:39no one can do that we should just give up come on sophie there has to be some chance okay
00:38:44you don't
00:38:45know what you're talking about i can't do that no one can do that you're just a dumb girl with
00:38:51money
00:38:51who tried to get into magic but you don't know anything about magic okay you put that guy on stage
00:38:56for beat's sake are you gonna come out here and embarrass yourselves or can i get ready for my
00:39:01first photo shoot as the new master of magic come on one of you at least has to try i
00:39:09can't lose this
00:39:10contract i have children that are my responsibility and they will starve sophie eugene savior if i had my
00:39:20hand i would try but i don't even think i would stand a chance well well looks like i won
00:39:28sir are you
00:39:31hiring really you're gonna betray your boss right in front of him might as well we can't go down with
00:39:39a sinking ship of losers sorry samuel you should not put your faith in your stupid girl who doesn't
00:39:43understand the first thing about magic it's over the theater is mine i failed them i failed the orphanage
00:39:55might as well go with them daniel hey what where are you going
00:40:02what is he doing
00:40:06we still have a shot i'm gonna take it daniel stop you can't just go out there and embarrass yourself
00:40:12i won't let you hurry if you trust me
00:40:18and with the kensington team giving up the winners are wait
00:40:26the kensington team sold us to do their quick change act
00:40:30that's adorable do you even know what a quick change act is properly i'll manage really samuel
00:40:38you're sending out the help again this loser has no chance of beating kate sir we tried to warn him
00:40:44but samuel just wouldn't listen this worker conned him just like he conned the judges in the last round
00:40:50hey that's not true the only reason why he's here is because brie has a little crush on him that's
00:40:54enough whoo is that what's going on the producer's amateur boyfriend is trying to save the show
00:41:01that's really cute i said that's enough daniel are you ready
00:41:08your time starts
00:41:12now
00:41:23we're waiting look at all these quick changes he's going so fast i can't keep track of them
00:41:33hey honey it doesn't look like magic's your thing but i'm always hiring boys to do my laundry
00:41:40what are you doing boy just trust him he has it under control are you kidding me if he has
00:41:47it
00:41:47under control i'm i'm freaking merlin himself hey brie uh you might want to turn around for this one
00:41:53okay your boyfriend is about to reveal himself for the fraud that he truly is seriously get off the
00:41:59stage you look like a fucking ass yo buddy you're not getting 18 bro knock it off
00:42:04you do nothing man daniel what are you doing are you happy you've embarrassed yourself and wasted my
00:42:10precious time
00:42:18time time is a funny thing isn't it
00:42:21so you always complain that time goes by too fast but in moments like these it's like time
00:42:28time stand still
00:42:32your technique wasn't bad just wasn't the master of magic's technique
00:42:40this is
00:42:43what's he gonna do
00:43:01what a waste of time sophie at least would have had a chance well i think we know who won
00:43:10this
00:43:11contest are you sure about that
00:43:32how did he do that 77 78
00:43:46how do you believe it it's not possible it's impossible
00:43:56it's impossible for mere mortals but not for the master of magic
00:44:02wait is he the real master of magic
00:44:07the mr wreck you used showmanship the transformation on a massive scale ladies and gentlemen you have
00:44:16just witnessed the return of a legend because this man is the master of magic
00:44:34i just made an axe of myself in front of the real master of magic
00:44:41without question i believe i speak for all three judges to declare that daniel is the winner of this
00:44:47competition ladies and gentlemen you heard it daniel wins the competition
00:44:58is
00:45:03please please forgive me i was just so inspired by example growing up
00:45:07that i feel as if you've been with me every step of the way
00:45:10how dare you lie to me you swore to me you learned everything from him you're nothing but a fraud
00:45:15get out of here
00:45:20i've spent the last six years looking for you
00:45:23i'd almost given up hope i'd ever find the master of magic
00:45:26because i know that before you were the master of magic you were a world-class cat burglar
00:45:36tonight the diamond nebula casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year
00:45:41i'm pulling together an organization to take it i'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars
00:45:47that you'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage here
00:45:54down payment to show you i'm serious
00:45:57so what do you say ready to make some real money
00:46:03i won both rounds to competition didn't i
00:46:07well yes
00:46:08the mr kensington gets to keep his theater that was the deal
00:46:13right of course but what do you think of my offer what i think of your offer
00:46:26now why don't you get out of here before i conjure a horse out of your ass
00:46:33that was so good
00:46:38wow everybody give it up for the master of magic wow
00:46:46you know daniel when i first saw you i knew that you were special
00:46:50yeah of course i mean even an idiot could see he was the master of magic and honestly um i
00:46:58just feel
00:46:59so honored to be standing in the same room as you right now
00:47:05you guys are acting like you had his back this whole time after all the abuse you heaped on him
00:47:11earlier no we were just joking right guys you're gonna stay with us right daniel yeah of course
00:47:21he's gonna stay with us we're just you know showing him some love the three of you your actions were
00:47:28a disgrace disrespecting the greatest magician of all time i think daniel should decide what your
00:47:36punishment is punishment punishment is a very strong word no we don't i don't like that you know
00:47:44i do think maybe a little public humiliation will do you through some good
00:47:57i know i see it that's the most embarrassing thing i've ever seen disgusting
00:48:11so you're really him
00:48:14master of magic i don't feel i am worthy to be on the same stage as you if you want
00:48:23to stay
00:48:24i gladly open for you and give you the marquee performance but whether you stay or leave it's
00:48:31now it's completely your decision so what do you say
00:48:39if you knew how i'd let eric die you'd hate me
00:48:44i'm not the master of magic that may be true but nobody else could ever do what you did up
00:48:53here
00:49:06that bracelet could daniel be eric's brother
00:49:23hey
00:49:25all this time and i didn't recognize you daniel angier but you're still the same the older brother looking
00:49:32out for the smaller kid anytime eric got hurt he'd come running
00:49:39what mattered the most i let him down
00:49:46eric knew what he was doing and he was so proud of you the only time you let him down
00:49:53is when you
00:49:54stop being the master of magic eric believed in you and your gifts don't let your guilt take that
00:50:03away you're still the master of magic you just have to claim it
00:50:15where'd he go daniel daniel we want an interview i could have sworn you went this way to be here
00:50:38somewhere
00:50:41your friends ah well that sounds awful
00:50:51oh
00:51:22You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:29Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:34So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:52This looks way worse than the one we were kids.
00:51:55Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:11What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:15Good business.
00:52:17That's what happened.
00:52:25This is Barry Carnegie.
00:52:27He owns the orphanage.
00:52:28You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:30Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:33Silly boy.
00:52:34Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:37I was out in two years.
00:52:38And I've already taken back my casino.
00:52:41As well as this place.
00:52:43It's mine.
00:52:44I bought it.
00:52:45And I've been using it for child labor.
00:52:47To squeeze every dime out of it.
00:52:49And funnel it into my casino.
00:52:51You're a monster.
00:52:52Nah.
00:52:53If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:52:56Oh, you can't.
00:52:58Because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:02See this watch?
00:53:03This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:05So, you either give me the money for the orphanage.
00:53:09Or you get the fuck out.
00:53:11I'm gonna get it.
00:53:12Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:16Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:18Who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:53:23But you can't be serious.
00:53:25What about the children?
00:53:27Miss Anderson, what's he talking about?
00:53:30Are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:32Yeah, you are.
00:53:34But, listen.
00:53:37You can stay at my hotel.
00:53:39Ten grand a night.
00:53:41You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:44I didn't think so.
00:53:47Let's go.
00:53:49Paying once millions for this place.
00:53:53I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:53:58You'll have your money.
00:54:00Oh, yeah.
00:54:03Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:05Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:10I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:14I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:39I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:40Heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:46Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money of top burglars in the world.
00:54:52Lily.
00:54:54System logistics and camera espionage.
00:54:58Alisa.
00:54:59Alisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:04And Avita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:09They're good.
00:55:11Almost as good as me.
00:55:13Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:26So, I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vaults as well.
00:55:33Hmm.
00:55:35I'm just who you think you are.
00:55:37Idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:39And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:42Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:55:45And then, snip his manhood off.
00:55:48We don't need a knife.
00:55:49I'm sure a pair of tweezers would be being up.
00:55:54Ladies.
00:55:55Please.
00:55:57Let's make a deal.
00:56:03See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:06If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:16How did he do that?
00:56:19Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:21He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:23Give us a moment.
00:56:27There's nobody here.
00:56:30Maybe he could be our phone guy.
00:56:31I like it.
00:56:32He's clearly eating over his head.
00:56:34It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it coming.
00:56:36We could double cross him easy.
00:56:40All right.
00:56:41We'll let you help us.
00:56:43And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:56:46But you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:51I'm listening.
00:56:54You see that cart over there, little boy?
00:56:57Clear it out.
00:56:58Bring us the chips.
00:57:00You have five minutes.
00:57:01Do that, and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:05Look at him.
00:57:06This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:10First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:11And you got that?
00:57:12A key.
00:57:14And then?
00:57:16Why aren't you writing this down?
00:57:18Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:20You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:28Okay.
00:57:31He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:33He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:35Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:37Hopeless.
00:57:38This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:40Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:44Is he getting a drink during a haste?
00:57:47Oh, I am so nervous.
00:57:48I need a drink of water.
00:57:50He's only going to slow a spell.
00:57:52Look at him.
00:57:57Oh!
00:57:58Are you serious?
00:57:59Jesus Christ.
00:57:59I am a clutz and a half.
00:58:03I am so sorry.
00:58:04Here, let me just, let me help you just wipe.
00:58:06No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:07This is garbage.
00:58:08Sorry.
00:58:09Yeah, garbage.
00:58:10Just...
00:58:12He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:14He could grab the key.
00:58:15He's edible failure.
00:58:17I assume enough.
00:58:23You had your shot and you blew it.
00:58:26Like the same thief you are.
00:58:28Now you can go.
00:58:29You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:33Best in the world, huh?
00:58:36Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:51Impossible.
00:58:52He never even opens a chip cart.
00:58:54Who is this guy?
00:58:56Could he be the one playing us?
00:58:59How...
00:58:59How did he do that?
00:59:01Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:04Ladies?
00:59:06Those chips did not come from the cart.
00:59:08No one is they've grown.
00:59:11He probably already hit them off his sleeve.
00:59:13That makes sense.
00:59:15He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:17If he's clearly an amateur, which is good.
00:59:19He wouldn't want to double-closs the bra.
00:59:21Is they perfect, don't you?
00:59:23Let's see.
00:59:25All right.
00:59:26We'll let you help us.
00:59:27But don't get in our way.
00:59:32Deal.
00:59:34Okay.
00:59:35Let's get back to the plan, shall we?
00:59:38Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:40I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:42All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:45Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:47This is child's play.
00:59:49Easier than roping a legless mule.
00:59:51It's time for a distraction.
00:59:55When I walk past those guards,
00:59:57they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
00:59:59Your plan is broken.
01:00:03What did you just say?
01:00:05I said your plan is broken.
01:00:07Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:10Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops,
01:00:15and that perfume that she just sprayed on
01:00:16has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:24That's what I thought.
01:00:26Finally, something makes it look like Neanderthal school of you.
01:00:29Now shut up and watch your professional work.
01:00:33Look, idiot.
01:00:35Watch your sway.
01:00:39It is already starting to hurt.
01:00:51Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:55She took kin for all he was worth.
01:00:57And before then,
01:00:59the hitler monocle.
01:01:01So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:04You'll see for yourself.
01:01:05In three,
01:01:06two,
01:01:07one,
01:01:07two,
01:01:09Oh my God.
01:01:11Oh my God.
01:01:18Oh that scent.
01:01:20I get the disease.
01:01:21Halt!
01:01:24Halt!
01:01:25Get back to your post.
01:01:27What are you doing?
01:01:29Damn it.
01:01:30The perfume does not work on Vimit.
01:01:32It's fine.
01:01:33I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:34And that stupid captain means
01:01:36that will try again
01:01:37and it will work.
01:01:38They do not have time.
01:01:39We need a new distraction now.
01:01:45What's in him?
01:01:46When he goes to destroy the guards,
01:01:48they will catch him.
01:01:49We'll kill two guards with one stone.
01:01:53You go.
01:01:56Ay, ay, ay.
01:01:57These vortex on our beach
01:01:58can even try to be sneaky.
01:01:59I mean,
01:02:00just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:02Exactly.
01:02:03He'll get arrested
01:02:04and that will be the big distraction
01:02:05that they need.
01:02:06This snotty-nosed cult
01:02:08really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:10I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:18Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:20He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:24Maybe he's leaving,
01:02:25realizing it was too bad for him.
01:02:31Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:32Is he serious?
01:02:34My priceless,
01:02:35one-of-a-kind,
01:02:35two-faced trick coin.
01:02:37It's hard to let go.
01:02:39But to save the orphans,
01:02:41I'd do anything.
01:02:42He's not even using
01:02:44Zindra's loot machines.
01:02:45He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:47How is he going to be a distraction?
01:02:48Huh?
01:02:48How?
01:02:51This is ridiculous.
01:02:52We have to go in.
01:02:53He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:54He's not even smart enough
01:02:55to be a foul guard.
01:02:56My bedroom is ready.
01:02:57I'm going back.
01:02:58No way.
01:03:01I want to see him fail.
01:03:04Then,
01:03:05we've got him.
01:03:18No way.
01:03:23Oh, my God.
01:03:24It's amazing.
01:03:25On your first try?
01:03:27Jackpot?
01:03:28How did he do that?
01:03:29Oh, my goodness.
01:03:30He probably just got lucky.
01:03:31That's not the real distraction.
01:03:44The slot machines are paid off!
01:03:55Count 11.
01:03:56All security personnel to the floor.
01:03:58That's impossible.
01:04:00Why ain't Sam Hilders happy?
01:04:01Is he more than an amateur?
01:04:03Ladies,
01:04:04are we getting played by Kim?
01:04:11No,
01:04:12probably just more beginners look.
01:04:13Right.
01:04:14When we need him to take the fall,
01:04:15he'll still easily do it.
01:04:18He's going in the vault.
01:04:19He's trying to get the cash
01:04:20before we do.
01:04:27The same vault I broke into
01:04:28six years ago
01:04:29to steal the documents
01:04:31that got the owner arrested.
01:04:34Trying to go in with us?
01:04:35Don't think I want
01:04:36that little smokey here
01:04:37to take a piece out of you
01:04:38if you try to double-cross us.
01:04:40Did your parents ever teach you
01:04:41not to play with those things?
01:04:46Oh, blazes, how did that happen?
01:04:54You were going to pay for that!
01:04:56Dory, it'll wash out.
01:04:58And I couldn't double-cross you
01:04:59if I tried.
01:05:03That's right.
01:05:04We're too good.
01:05:05We are professionals.
01:05:06You are just some nobody
01:05:07who thinks a few magic
01:05:08takes puts you in our league.
01:05:10Oh, whatever.
01:05:11Step aside.
01:05:11We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:13It's time for the professionals to work.
01:05:19Alisa is the best safe cracker
01:05:22in the world.
01:05:23She's cracked into safes
01:05:24at the Bank of London,
01:05:25the New York Federal Reserve,
01:05:26and Fort Knox
01:05:26all in one week.
01:05:28Can't do that
01:05:28with your little coin trick.
01:05:30Just as I thought.
01:05:32Three lockers,
01:05:33mechanical combination,
01:05:34and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:36No wonder only one thief
01:05:37has ever been able
01:05:38to crack this safe.
01:05:39Yeah, me.
01:05:41Fortunately,
01:05:43that one thief
01:05:44lost me
01:05:44six years ago.
01:05:48Is she really trying
01:05:49to take credit
01:05:50for my heist?
01:05:59One down,
01:06:00three to go.
01:06:06Intruder alert.
01:06:07False entry detected.
01:06:09Notifying authorities
01:06:10in 20 seconds.
01:06:11Mip, mip, mip.
01:06:12Alisa,
01:06:12you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:13We have to make it stop.
01:06:15Just give me a minute.
01:06:16We don't have a minute.
01:06:17How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:18Because it was you
01:06:19who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:21Somebody shoved me off.
01:06:22Eleven.
01:06:23Well, I'm just saying
01:06:24you've taught us before,
01:06:25so I'm just making a problem.
01:06:27Stop bothering her
01:06:28with your questions
01:06:28and just standing in the corner
01:06:29like a good little boy.
01:06:31Five,
01:06:32four,
01:06:33three,
01:06:34two,
01:06:37three,
01:06:38two,
01:06:41intruder alert canceled.
01:06:44got it.
01:06:46Sure you did.
01:06:48How was I supposed to know
01:06:49the interior had been modified
01:06:51to lock like an IBV international vault?
01:06:53You should have stolen
01:06:54the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:06:56Like I did.
01:06:57Uh,
01:06:58give me another second.
01:07:00Ladies,
01:07:00we don't have another second.
01:07:01Hold on.
01:07:03I'll give it a shot.
01:07:05You really think you can be faster than me?
01:07:07I am the one
01:07:08who cracks the safe,
01:07:09not you.
01:07:10Stop distracting her.
01:07:11This is a job for the pros.
01:07:13Alisa,
01:07:13you got this.
01:07:14No,
01:07:14she doesn't.
01:07:15What are you talking about?
01:07:17She won't get it open.
01:07:18The place where she's drilling,
01:07:19it won't work.
01:07:20You do not know
01:07:20what you're talking about.
01:07:21You are nothing
01:07:22and you are a nobody.
01:07:28Hmm.
01:07:30Got it.
01:07:31She won't get it open.
01:07:33Go back to shoplifting,
01:07:34you child.
01:07:38What is it?
01:07:39What's wrong?
01:07:43It's hollow.
01:07:44The locking mechanism
01:07:45must be in a different part
01:07:46of the door.
01:07:47Look,
01:07:48the guard's almost here.
01:07:48I can help.
01:07:49My idiot,
01:07:50I almost found it.
01:07:51Alisa.
01:07:53What?
01:07:55Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:07:57And if he can't open it,
01:07:58then we will tackle him
01:08:00and then say that we
01:08:01stopped him from
01:08:02robbing the casino.
01:08:06Hold yours.
01:08:07Try not to screw up
01:08:08what I already started.
01:08:10Don't worry.
01:08:11We'll be inside the vault
01:08:12in a matter of seconds.
01:08:19What the hell are you doing?
01:08:21Is this idiota
01:08:22trying to pray
01:08:22his way into the vault?
01:08:23He's drunk.
01:08:24He's been drunk the whole time.
01:08:26We're just seeing it now.
01:08:27Well,
01:08:27if you'd stop talking
01:08:28and listen,
01:08:29you'd hear the magnets
01:08:30sliding around inside.
01:08:31All security personnel,
01:08:33we have
01:08:33code 9
01:08:35at the vault.
01:08:36Thumbs up.
01:08:37Tackle him.
01:08:41Now for the magic words.
01:08:46Open sesame.
01:08:56How the hell?
01:08:58Impossibile.
01:08:59Who are you?
01:09:00Are we in over our heads?
01:09:02Ladies,
01:09:02I suggest we get in.
01:09:12What the fuck?
01:09:16God damn.
01:09:18There's got to be
01:09:18near a billion in here.
01:09:20I am taking
01:09:21a decade-long spot trip.
01:09:22I am finally going to
01:09:23buy the mention
01:09:24of the KISPNC.
01:09:26See?
01:09:26See?
01:09:29See?
01:09:31See?
01:09:32See?
01:09:35Bingo.
01:09:38Just what do you
01:09:39think you're doing?
01:09:41Just taking my share.
01:09:44You think you are
01:09:45so smart.
01:09:46Did you really think
01:09:48we were going to let you
01:09:49walk out of your
01:09:49visa money?
01:09:52We played you
01:09:53the entire time.
01:09:54And you didn't
01:09:55even notice.
01:09:56You see those cameras?
01:09:59They've been recording
01:10:00us the entire time,
01:10:01except I put a bug
01:10:02in them to remove
01:10:03all of us from
01:10:03in the recording.
01:10:05All of us.
01:10:06Except for you.
01:10:07You really thought
01:10:08you could hang
01:10:09with the three links?
01:10:10You were just
01:10:11our fault.
01:10:12That is what happens
01:10:13when you try to
01:10:13run the city, girls.
01:10:15Enjoy prison.
01:10:17Mr. Kim,
01:10:18we got it.
01:10:19It's safe
01:10:19for you to come in.
01:10:24Whoa.
01:10:26This is more
01:10:26than I even thought.
01:10:29Barry is so paranoid,
01:10:30he put all his
01:10:30valuables in here.
01:10:32Come on, ladies,
01:10:32we can't stand around.
01:10:33Pack up.
01:10:35Who's this?
01:10:36Oh, no one.
01:10:37A pathetic poser
01:10:38is too dumb to realize
01:10:40we're taking advantage
01:10:41of him.
01:10:41We had him take the fall.
01:10:42He was easy.
01:10:43Almost a little too easy.
01:10:45It's like he wanted
01:10:45us to set him up.
01:10:48Sorry, buddy,
01:10:49but you shouldn't have
01:10:50tried to swim
01:10:50with the sharks.
01:10:52I'll remember that
01:10:53next time.
01:10:56Wait.
01:10:57Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:01Who are you?
01:11:04You know exactly
01:11:05who I am.
01:11:08You stupid broads!
01:11:10Do you have any idea
01:11:11who you messed with?
01:11:12A wannabe petty thief.
01:11:13Yeah, calm down,
01:11:14Mr. Kim.
01:11:15He is a nobody.
01:11:17He's...
01:11:17He's not a nobody.
01:11:21He's...
01:11:21We had him in our web
01:11:23the entire time.
01:11:24He wasn't in your web.
01:11:25You were in his.
01:11:27You fools!
01:11:29Please.
01:11:30Please don't do this.
01:11:32Let us go.
01:11:33Relax, Richard.
01:11:34I can do anything crazy,
01:11:35like...
01:11:36reactivate the alarms.
01:11:38Oh, thank you.
01:11:40Because I already have.
01:11:45What?
01:11:50What kind of idiots
01:11:51are you?
01:11:52And what kind
01:11:53of idiots
01:11:54are you all?
01:11:55You think you can
01:11:56just waltz in here?
01:11:57Steal my stash?
01:11:59No.
01:12:00Not here.
01:12:01Not on my turf.
01:12:04Oh.
01:12:05Jesus.
01:12:06The three links, huh?
01:12:08KGB,
01:12:09Annie Oakley,
01:12:10and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:12The world's best
01:12:13cat burglars.
01:12:15My pink ass.
01:12:17Oh, God.
01:12:18And that's Richard Kim,
01:12:19isn't it?
01:12:20The geriatric huckster
01:12:21from the Cretaceous period,
01:12:23trying to de-extinct
01:12:24your career
01:12:25after that deplorable
01:12:26magic competition.
01:12:29And you.
01:12:31That mask.
01:12:34I know you.
01:12:35You're the son of a bitch
01:12:37that got me put away
01:12:38for two years.
01:12:40Well, too bad
01:12:41it didn't stick,
01:12:42huh?
01:12:43But as I recall,
01:12:45I did kill your brother.
01:12:47I put him down
01:12:48like a dog.
01:12:49I should have put you
01:12:50down that night, too.
01:12:52Tell you what,
01:12:53we're gonna finish
01:12:54that job
01:12:55right now.
01:12:56down that night, too.
01:13:01Now, I knew it.
01:13:04You never did quite
01:13:05perfect that trick,
01:13:07did you?
01:13:12That's not my blood.
01:13:19You're probably thinking,
01:13:20I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:23And you know why
01:13:24you didn't?
01:13:26He blinked.
01:13:27Get him!
01:13:31Sweet.
01:13:32You guys brought flowers.
01:13:56That's enough.
01:13:57That's enough.
01:14:04What?
01:14:06How did you do that?
01:14:08I sewed like a bunch
01:14:09of hogs before getting
01:14:10butchered for a pit roast.
01:14:11What the hell happened?
01:14:13Why am I tied up?
01:14:14Because the real police
01:14:15are on their way
01:14:16and I want to make
01:14:16their job easier on them.
01:14:17Oh, and don't worry,
01:14:19it's just a flesh wound.
01:14:20I'm sure you'll go on
01:14:21to live many years
01:14:22in prison.
01:14:23Now, why would I
01:14:24go to prison?
01:14:25You're the thief.
01:14:26You're stealing from me.
01:14:29It's because you've been
01:14:30using your casino
01:14:31as one big cover
01:14:32as the biggest drug ring
01:14:33in the United States.
01:14:35Not even your billions
01:14:36can get you out of this.
01:14:38Guess who the hell are you?
01:14:43I'm the master of magic,
01:14:44you motherfucker.
01:14:47No!
01:14:47No!
01:14:48No!
01:14:48No!
01:14:49No!
01:14:50No!
01:14:50No!
01:14:50It's out of here!
01:14:52No!
01:14:53No!
01:15:03We did it, Eric.
01:15:05Untraceable Bitcoin
01:15:06cryptocurrency.
01:15:07Enough to pay off
01:15:08the loans
01:15:08from the orphanage
01:15:09and put those kids
01:15:10through college.
01:15:11We did it.
01:15:18And the kids just love
01:15:19all the colors
01:15:20in the stained glass windows
01:15:23and the library.
01:15:26We get brand new books
01:15:27every day.
01:15:29I still can't understand
01:15:31how you found the money
01:15:32to pay off all those loans.
01:15:34You wouldn't believe me
01:15:35if I told you.
01:15:38Hi!
01:15:39Hi!
01:15:39Mommy!
01:15:39Daddy!
01:15:40Let's get ice cream
01:15:41for the show!
01:15:42Yeah!
01:15:43Ice cream!
01:15:44You read my mind!
01:15:45You're like a little magician.
01:15:46Okay, I guess
01:15:47we'll see you next week.
01:15:48Always looking forward to it.
01:15:50Let's go get that ice cream.
01:15:57Ladies and gentlemen,
01:15:59allow me to introduce you
01:16:01to the newest member
01:16:02of the Angier Magic team.
01:16:05The one.
01:16:06The only.
01:16:08Mistress of magic herself.
01:16:14Charity Angier!
01:16:21Charity Angier!
01:16:22Charity Angier!
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