Dungeons & Drag Queens S01E04P1 (2023) [Full Movie]

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00:00:00Boss ass bitch.

00:00:05Hello, one and all, and welcome to the thrilling finale of Dimension 20 Dungeons and Drag Queens.

00:00:12I'm your humble dungeon master, Brennan Lee Mulligan, with me for the very last time, our questing queens.

00:00:18Say hi, questing queens.

00:00:19Hi, questing queens.

00:00:21I don't want it to be our very last time.

00:00:23I know.

00:00:24It's our last time this time.

00:00:26This time.

00:00:27You don't want to get out of the underworld.

00:00:29That, I do want.

00:00:30It's not cute down here.

00:00:32I'm kind of comfortable.

00:00:34Well, you're a whole dark-sided family hanging out down here.

00:00:38We see the throne room of Thanara, goddess of the underworld.

00:01:26Here she is.

00:01:28She is seated in her throne, and by her side, Alakrinos.

00:01:33Her scorpion champion.

00:01:35Honey, she got more legs than a bucket of chicken.

00:01:37He literally does have more legs than a bucket of chicken.

00:01:40As an arachnid, he literally has more legs than a bucket of chicken.

00:01:43You know, honey, that stinger is doing her right.

00:01:46Honey.

00:01:46I think she's the top.

00:01:48I'm not going to lie.

00:01:48The stinger looked bigger than picture.

00:01:49I think she's the top.

00:01:50I'm not going to lie.

00:01:51His stinger looked bigger than picture.

00:01:52Did he really?

00:01:53I'm not going to lie.

00:01:53They looked bigger than picture.

00:01:54What is this weapon, girl?

00:01:56It's like a spear, but then it has little pieces on the side.

00:02:01That will hurt you.

00:02:02Thank you, Bob.

00:02:04Surrounding the throne as well are, I'm afraid to say it, your assembled enemies.

00:02:11We see Zarya Hex, the blood queen.

00:02:16Scary.

00:02:17Very frightening.

00:02:18Oh, my gosh.

00:02:19She's like the Scarlet Witch on crack.

00:02:21Let me see.

00:02:21Can you put her close to my face?

00:02:23Kill her.

00:02:23Kill her now.

00:02:24Yeah, it fires and eat her.

00:02:25Wow, that's so cool.

00:02:26Who emerges from behind the throne.

00:02:29Honestly, whoever's working in costume design here is eating.

00:02:31The art department.

00:02:33Oh, the art department.

00:02:34We must once again shout out Rick Perry, the whole incredible art department.

00:02:38Addie, Katie, Raven, Shane, all the amazing artists we've had on this season.

00:02:42You don't look good in that outfit, Alaska.

00:02:44That would really look good.

00:02:44Can I borrow that czar?

00:02:48Flying by her side, Morgan of the Glaring Sun.

00:02:51Oh, wow.

00:02:52Oh, my God.

00:02:54Skizy, honey.

00:02:55Look at the wings.

00:02:56She's flying.

00:02:56That looks great.

00:02:58She's flying.

00:02:59It's true.

00:03:00She's coming for me.

00:03:01She is coming for you indeed.

00:03:04We have Kina of Everdeen.

00:03:06Kina, exactly how I described her.

00:03:09Boom.

00:03:10There you go.

00:03:11Green skin, the black hair.

00:03:13And that's the hook.

00:03:13Yeah, and the chain hook.

00:03:14Can I get a good look at, oh, yeah, she...

00:03:16That hook, honey, this was a mess.

00:03:18That's cool.

00:03:19She's nasty.

00:03:19Absolute mess.

00:03:21Leaping down into the fray, and then...

00:03:26Yo, let's see your uncle.

00:03:29Uncle Kerwin.

00:03:30Oh, shit.

00:03:31Now suited up for battle.

00:03:33Here he is, the Duke of the Faux Hammers.

00:03:36I pictured him in my Patrick Swayze.

00:03:39I guess he had time to get dressed, too, didn't he?

00:03:42I had to stop by and grab a little something shiny, honey.

00:03:45Exactly.

00:03:47Shiny.

00:03:48But, hey, you're not here to see these enemies.

00:03:54In fact, I think we're hoping that these enemies

00:03:56are all met with a swift defeat.

00:03:59So it is with pride and joy

00:04:01that I would love to hand to you Twyla.

00:04:07She's so little.

00:04:08Oh, my God.

00:04:09Look at her little butterfly wing.

00:04:10She's so cute.

00:04:12Twyla.

00:04:13Look at her blue ass.

00:04:17Twyla looks so cute.

00:04:19Oh, Twyla.

00:04:20Oh, got some jugs, honey.

00:04:22Twyla.

00:04:23Wow.

00:04:24Incredible.

00:04:24So pretty.

00:04:27Twyla better be in, like, a flying bevel.

00:04:30You better work, girl.

00:04:30Passé, right?

00:04:32Tendu.

00:04:33Fondue.

00:04:34Gertrude.

00:04:34That's, yeah, that's her.

00:04:36Oh, Gertrude.

00:04:37Sweet and anxious.

00:04:38That is Gertrude, yeah.

00:04:39Oh, Gertrude.

00:04:40Oh, my gosh.

00:04:40Look at your horns.

00:04:41Oh, my God.

00:04:42And the hair actually looks like my hair today.

00:04:44Oh, my God.

00:04:45Oh, that dress is a T.

00:04:46It's a T-length.

00:04:47Mm-hmm.

00:04:47This is cool.

00:04:49Look at her.

00:04:50She's fierce.

00:04:51Oh, yes.

00:04:51Oh, look at her.

00:04:52Wait, what is this in your hand?

00:04:53Is this your orb of magic?

00:04:54It's a spell.

00:04:54It's one of, yeah, magic.

00:04:56Oh, my God.

00:04:56Look at, yeah, you look great.

00:04:57Hold on.

00:04:58She's hot.

00:04:58The businesswoman in me wants to reproduce a whole bunch of these.

00:05:02And, of course, Princess.

00:05:09Why are you laughing at Princess?

00:05:10Oh, my God.

00:05:11You're too, too hot.

00:05:13You look so good, bitch.

00:05:15Okay, Princess has been to Barry's a couple times, okay?

00:05:19She is Barry.

00:05:20She is.

00:05:21Princess looks weird.

00:05:23She's so cute.

00:05:25I want to be her.

00:05:26Honestly, Princess is getting the scrunchie.

00:05:31Honestly, she's amazing.

00:05:33That's so cute.

00:05:33This is better.

00:05:34Oh, incredible.

00:05:35That's fierce.

00:05:36That's so good.

00:05:37I love her.

00:05:38I got to take my jacket off for this.

00:05:40Hold on.

00:05:40I am getting, it is getting wild.

00:05:41It's getting wild.

00:05:42I don't look in here, honey.

00:05:44Woo!

00:05:44Oh, she got nice cheeks, too.

00:05:47Those cheeks.

00:05:48Wow, Tram looks...

00:05:49Monet had an idea for us.

00:05:50Oh, yes.

00:05:51Yes.

00:05:51So going into this final battle, we were gifted by the lovely people here at D20, the

00:05:58unpersonalized die, and we feel that we're going to strike the ones that we brought in

00:06:04and bring in the era, the dawning of the D20 die.

00:06:07Oh, beautiful.

00:06:08We're christening these die in this battle.

00:06:11Here we go.

00:06:12So if we win, it's because I had a great idea to do this.

00:06:15Incredible.

00:06:15And if we don't win.

00:06:16If we lose, it's because y'all cursed these motherfucking die.

00:06:20All right, now I need help finding out which ones go back on which ones go.

00:06:23So let's go ahead and break them in.

00:06:25First of all, I would love all of you to place your minis on the board before we roll.

00:06:32So go ahead, this platform right here on the stone, in the middle of that platform, go ahead and place

00:06:38your minis.

00:06:38This one?

00:06:39Yeah, that one right there, in whatever order you'd be standing in.

00:06:42I'll be toward the front because I'm strong.

00:06:45So there's princess.

00:06:46Let's do this side by side.

00:06:48I'm trying to get some courage.

00:06:50I love it.

00:06:51Gertie's going to get up there.

00:06:52She's stunned hiding in the shadows.

00:06:54Oh.

00:06:55And for you to know.

00:06:55Was that a bad idea?

00:06:56No, that's wonderful.

00:06:57And for you to know, every one of these little sort of mini squares here, if you notice these like

00:07:01one inch squares, that equates to about five feet.

00:07:05So when you think about it.

00:07:06So if you move, like for example, princess moves 40 feet, that's the equivalent of eight squares.

00:07:13Okay, got it.

00:07:14And talk to me about the distance we can cover.

00:07:17Like what about the space in between?

00:07:18So those spaces are very deadly.

00:07:22Empty void opens underneath these platforms in front of the throne.

00:07:27These are floating platforms.

00:07:27These are floating platforms that fall away into empty nothingness below you.

00:07:34So how do we know how much, how do we find out the range our spells and attacks have?

00:07:40Your spell cards will list a range on them.

00:07:42Got it.

00:07:43Some spells have shorter ranges than others.

00:07:45Your weaponry also has ranges.

00:07:47Your longbows, for example, have different lengths.

00:07:51There are some lengths that you can hit normally.

00:07:52There are other lengths that you can hit with disadvantage.

00:07:56But I believe some of you also have some abilities that change in different ways.

00:07:59We can cover that as you ask whether things are possible or not.

00:08:02This is, of course, the biggest battle of the adventure.

00:08:06So feel free to ask for clarifications and points of order.

00:08:10But let's christen these new dice.

00:08:12Let's break in these new dice with rolling for initiative.

00:08:15So let's go ahead and roll for initiative for combat and let me know what you get.

00:08:18All right, initiative.

00:08:20Let's do it.

00:08:21I'm just going to tell us.

00:08:21Initially, I was avert to do this, but I'm happy.

00:08:24Here we go.

00:08:29Oh, my God.

00:08:30Initiative.

00:08:3212.

00:08:32Right.

00:08:3314.

00:08:3312.

00:08:34With initiative added in, right?

00:08:35Yeah.

00:08:3612.

00:08:36My initiative is...

00:08:37Wait, where's my initiative?

00:08:3826.

00:08:38It's up at the top of the page.

00:08:4026?

00:08:40I have 13.

00:08:4226.

00:08:4313 for...

00:08:43I have a 9.

00:08:4413 for Trojan.

00:08:45And 9 for Gertrude.

00:08:46No, I lied.

00:08:47I have a 9 plus...

00:08:48I have 12, actually.

00:08:49Okay.

00:08:49That was a 9 out of 6.

00:08:5012 for Gertrude, 13 for Trojan, 26 for Twyla, and Princess had a 12 as well, right?

00:08:57Yeah.

00:08:58Okay.

00:08:58Very, very cool.

00:09:00All right.

00:09:00We're going to let it fall where it falls.

00:09:02Now, Brennan, it's not lost on me.

00:09:03I just kind of realized this.

00:09:06You're...

00:09:07We're kind of fighting you.

00:09:10Are you...

00:09:12You are the enemy.

00:09:14The enemy and the friend.

00:09:15And the friend.

00:09:16The frenemy.

00:09:17Well, you know...

00:09:18The frenemy.

00:09:19Yeah.

00:09:20The dungeon master is a position of both collaborator and, at times, opponent.

00:09:26It's a master of manipulation.

00:09:29So, we are going to break into combat.

00:09:35I will tell you right now, in the order that you had, your enemies have certain initiative orders as well,

00:09:40but the order that you will be acting in is Twyla first, then Trojan.

00:09:46Princess and Gertrude, you act on the same initiative,

00:09:49so you can decide between you who goes first.

00:09:52Do you want to go first, or do you want me to?

00:09:54I am going to go first.

00:09:59Oh, very brave.

00:10:01Twyla, you look and see assembled before you, before the throne of Thanara, all of these enemies stepping forward from

00:10:12the skulls and shadows.

00:10:13Zarya Hex, oh, little fairy, you have flown too close to the shadows.

00:10:23Time has come to peel those pretty little wings off your back.

00:10:28Oh, hell no.

00:10:30Okay, so, can I do something right now?

00:10:32It is your turn, you are first to act.

00:10:33Here's my question.

00:10:35Yes.

00:10:35So, here's the attack, right?

00:10:36I think it's...

00:10:37It's longbow and short...

00:10:38Miss Thang.

00:10:39Long...

00:10:40You want me to die.

00:10:41No.

00:10:42So, there's longbow and short sword, right?

00:10:44Yeah.

00:10:44It says, on your first turn of combat, your movement increases by 10.

00:10:49Yes.

00:10:49You gain one extra attack, and that extra attack deals more damage.

00:10:52Is it longbow or short sword, or either one?

00:10:55Either one.

00:10:55Why don't you use magic?

00:10:57Huh?

00:10:58You don't want to use magic?

00:11:00Should I use magic?

00:11:01What I will say is this.

00:11:03There are some very good spells that you have, right?

00:11:05You have a couple...

00:11:06Maybe I'll do the hunter's mark.

00:11:07Hunter's mark?

00:11:08Well, here's the cool thing, too.

00:11:10So, here's what I would say.

00:11:12This is where I will...

00:11:13I'm going to take off my enemy hat for a second and put on my friend hat.

00:11:17So, there's a bunch of great options.

00:11:19Summon beast is a great option.

00:11:20Hunter's mark is a great...

00:11:22Well, I always want to summon the beast.

00:11:23Of course.

00:11:25So, what I will say is this.

00:11:28Summon beast is great, but you cannot cast two leveled spells,

00:11:34meaning two powerful spells, on the same turn.

00:11:37Hunter's mark is actually not a full action to cast.

00:11:41If you look at your cheat sheet, you'll see it's a bonus action,

00:11:43which means that probably the most efficient turn,

00:11:46given that you have extra attacks only on your first turn of combat...

00:11:50I should do that first.

00:11:51You should probably do hunter's mark first,

00:11:53and then you could cast hunter's mark and get three attacks

00:11:57with all that extra damage from her.

00:11:59Well, let's do that.

00:12:00Hell yeah.

00:12:01So, she'd be like...

00:12:01Tell me what to say so the camera can get me saying it.

00:12:04What is it?

00:12:05So, you're going to want...

00:12:08So, you're going to probably want hunter's...

00:12:10You're probably going to want to cast hunter's mark

00:12:12and then take your three attacks.

00:12:14Okay.

00:12:14So, all right, ladies, you ready for this?

00:12:15Okay.

00:12:17Twyla, me, I'm going to cast my hunter's mark,

00:12:19and then I'm going to take the three attacks,

00:12:20which I think is a really genius move

00:12:22for somebody who is an amateur.

00:12:26Do you know what I'm saying?

00:12:27Brilliant.

00:12:27I mean, your tactics are on point, 100%.

00:12:30I don't know if you're going to edit out all the coaching.

00:12:32I really hope you do, editor.

00:12:37So, the range on hunter's mark is pretty long.

00:12:40It's 90 feet,

00:12:41but you are still the full length of the battlefield away.

00:12:43So, let's see.

00:12:43Well, first of all,

00:12:44who do you want to cast hunter's mark on?

00:12:46Because you have to pick one target for it.

00:12:47Zarya Hex killed all your people.

00:12:49I...

00:12:50That's who I think it should do.

00:12:51Is he fighting just us,

00:12:52or is he just going back and forth?

00:12:54Give me an insight check real quick.

00:12:56Okay, insight check.

00:12:57Because I looked up friend,

00:12:59and it said it only works on people

00:13:01who aren't hostile against you.

00:13:03Yes, yes, yes.

00:13:03So, I don't know if he's hostile against me or not.

00:13:05I got a two plus two.

00:13:08I got a four.

00:13:09So, I think you try to take a moment

00:13:10and be like,

00:13:11what's this guy's angle?

00:13:13And as that happens,

00:13:14he goes...

00:13:17And all rational thought,

00:13:20just...

00:13:20Now we know.

00:13:21Got it.

00:13:22Got it.

00:13:22Anything nearby.

00:13:23It's like asking Eureka questions.

00:13:25You know, it's kind of just...

00:13:26Jesus.

00:13:27I'm going to get a cramp, sir.

00:13:28Right.

00:13:29Oh, my God.

00:13:33So, if Zarya's the target,

00:13:36you would have to fly forward

00:13:40at least to the edge of that platform there

00:13:42to be within...

00:13:43Which is how many feet?

00:13:44How long is that whole thing?

00:13:45This whole thing is about...

00:13:47So, I'll give you 80 feet.

00:13:49That's 80 feet right there.

00:13:50Another 10.

00:13:51So, about...

00:13:52Actually, the middle over here

00:13:54is about 90 feet.

00:13:56And from the middle of that

00:13:58to Twyla

00:14:00is probably about 20 feet.

00:14:02Okay.

00:14:03Twyla, you would have to close

00:14:04a little bit of distance

00:14:05for your Hunter's Mark

00:14:06to reach Zarya.

00:14:08How did I get closer then?

00:14:09Wait a minute.

00:14:10Can I do a dash?

00:14:12But then I lose the attack.

00:14:13You do attack.

00:14:14Your speed is actually 40 right now

00:14:16and you can fly.

00:14:17So, you just have to...

00:14:18So, you can move for free.

00:14:19You can move up to 40 feet for free

00:14:20and you only need to move 20 feet.

00:14:22You're totally good.

00:14:23You can just move and get closer.

00:14:24But what I need you to decide is

00:14:25where do you want to move to

00:14:27to get closer to her?

00:14:28You can go up a little bit.

00:14:29She's right here, right?

00:14:30Yeah, that's Zarya right there.

00:14:31She's Zarya right there.

00:14:32That's Zarya.

00:14:32So, if you go right here,

00:14:34you can do that thing.

00:14:36Yeah, let's go there.

00:14:37Cool.

00:14:38Let's go right there.

00:14:38Also, because you have...

00:14:40Because you have so much movement,

00:14:41because you actually have 40 feet,

00:14:42if you wanted to go there

00:14:44and elevate and go higher,

00:14:45you could do that as well

00:14:46because you can fly.

00:14:47You want to fly you over?

00:14:48Yeah, I want to hover.

00:14:49I want to hover,

00:14:50like a helicopter.

00:14:51How many feet up

00:14:52would you say you want to hover?

00:14:53Let's say 13 feet.

00:14:54Hell yeah.

00:14:56That's my lucky number.

00:14:57Should I go higher?

00:14:58Yes, 13.

00:14:59But that's one bob.

00:15:01Okay.

00:15:02Oh yeah, I'm as tall as you know.

00:15:04Let's say 33 and a half feet.

00:15:0733 and a half feet.

00:15:09Damn.

00:15:10Let's make it a nice round number.

00:15:1333.3334.

00:15:14You're like high, five feet.

00:15:15Incredible.

00:15:16Just a half inch off the ground.

00:15:17I'll be crazy.

00:15:18Oh my God.

00:15:21And Twyla is soaring over the battlefield.

00:15:24This is so annoying.

00:15:25Actually, can you make her go up

00:15:26a little bit higher?

00:15:28Oh, sure.

00:15:29And that's the magic of this amazing...

00:15:33She looks amazing.

00:15:35I'm trying to give them the business of it.

00:15:37Okay, business.

00:15:38Now, if I play D&D with people,

00:15:41this is not going to be...

00:15:41I'm not going to be this impressed.

00:15:43Nobody can do this.

00:15:44Yeah, this is...

00:15:46If we invite you over,

00:15:47we do expect you to bring this.

00:15:49Straight up,

00:15:49I constantly disappoint my friends.

00:15:52That's all I do all day.

00:15:53I roll up and they're like,

00:15:55Brennan's going to play D&D.

00:15:56And I'm like,

00:15:57I got a dry erase board

00:15:58and Moncala beads.

00:16:01And then he goes,

00:16:02what happened?

00:16:02And I was like,

00:16:03well, Rick Perry doesn't follow me around

00:16:05in my day-to-day life.

00:16:07What's up, Rick?

00:16:07Come on.

00:16:08Be cool, bro.

00:16:09Be cool, Rick.

00:16:10Rick is very cool.

00:16:11This is sick as hell.

00:16:11This is amazing.

00:16:12Okay, sorry.

00:16:12Incredible.

00:16:13So you're going to go ahead

00:16:14and cast Hunter's Mark.

00:16:16So Hunter's Mark means

00:16:17that you have picked your target

00:16:19in the battle.

00:16:20Every time you hit her,

00:16:22you are going to deal

00:16:23an additional 1d6 damage.

00:16:26That's amazing.

00:16:26What does it look like,

00:16:28magically,

00:16:28as Twyla casts Hunter's Mark

00:16:30on Zarya?

00:16:31So Twyla right now

00:16:34is in such a space in her brain

00:16:37where she's just ready

00:16:38to protect her sisters

00:16:39and bring back the Fae people, right?

00:16:42So she centers herself in the sky.

00:16:44She has one leg up

00:16:46and she does one of these.

00:16:52Zarya slar as this sort of

00:16:54just pure scintillating,

00:16:56like angry red glitter.

00:16:58Fairy magic covers her face.

00:17:01And you now have Hunter's Mark

00:17:03cast on her.

00:17:04You're going to give me

00:17:05three attack rolls on Zarya Hex.

00:17:08Oh, three.

00:17:09Let's go for it.

00:17:10Here we go.

00:17:11Attack rolls.

00:17:11Mm-hmm.

00:17:13Just kill her off the vest.

00:17:14Where's my attack, baby?

00:17:16She can get three nat 20s.

00:17:18So she gets to roll

00:17:19the D20 dice three times?

00:17:21Yes.

00:17:23On your first turn of combat,

00:17:25you get an extra attack.

00:17:27As a ranger,

00:17:28she's like all about it.

00:17:29It's why she has a plus 14

00:17:30to initiative.

00:17:31She's all about the ambush,

00:17:32like hiding in the woods,

00:17:33coming up with the ambush.

00:17:34Are they going to get

00:17:35an extra attack too?

00:17:36No, they will not get

00:17:37an extra attack.

00:17:37But, for example,

00:17:39Troianne has an ability

00:17:39called Action Surge

00:17:41that can let her attack

00:17:42two extra times in a round.

00:17:43Sounds like a soda.

00:17:47This is your first attack,

00:17:48and I believe you're adding

00:17:49plus 11 every time.

00:17:51Where's that?

00:17:52On your lung, though.

00:17:52What is their XP?

00:17:53How do we know?

00:17:54Can we find out

00:17:54what their hit points are?

00:17:57No.

00:17:58You don't know.

00:17:58I'll describe how injured they get.

00:18:00Oh, is it here?

00:18:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:18:01Plus 11.

00:18:02There you go.

00:18:03That's shady.

00:18:03Oh, my gosh.

00:18:05Okay.

00:18:05That's shady.

00:18:05Okay, ladies.

00:18:06One, two, three.

00:18:08Come on, girl.

00:18:0820.

00:18:0913.

00:18:1013 plus 11, 24.

00:18:13As your first arrow flies,

00:18:15you see Zarya

00:18:16goes for a counterspell

00:18:19just to defeat the mark.

00:18:21But, Gertie,

00:18:22you know counterspell

00:18:23only has a range of 60 feet.

00:18:25I know that.

00:18:26So...

00:18:26That's a fact.

00:18:27That's a fact.

00:18:27So, in other words,

00:18:28Twyla is outside of the range

00:18:30of a counterspell,

00:18:31so instead,

00:18:32you see Zarya

00:18:33whips a shield

00:18:35around her body.

00:18:36Oh, okay.

00:18:37She casts the shield spell.

00:18:39Your mark is so true

00:18:41that it flies

00:18:42through the Glimmering Rins

00:18:44of the shield spell.

00:18:45And even though

00:18:45she's raised her armor class

00:18:47by five,

00:18:47that roll still hits her.

00:18:49First attack hits.

00:18:50Go ahead and roll

00:18:51your second attack.

00:18:51Also, counterspell

00:18:52is a big spell,

00:18:53so she can't do it

00:18:53too many more times.

00:18:54Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

00:18:55Absolutely.

00:18:55Zarya, watch.

00:18:56Zarya Hex.

00:18:58You...

00:18:58Hit her in her Zarya next.

00:18:59Yeah.

00:19:00I'll get to the shot.

00:19:02Punch her in her Zarya Pex.

00:19:03All right, Zarya.

00:19:04Zarya about to get dexed.

00:19:06You about to get pummelled.

00:19:0812.

00:19:09Woo!

00:19:09That's another...

00:19:1014.

00:19:11That's another hit.

00:19:12Oh, wait.

00:19:12Or 12.

00:19:13Plus 11.

00:19:14That is another hit.

00:19:15Go ahead and roll your third.

00:19:17Good.

00:19:18Okay.

00:19:19South, south, south, south, south.

00:19:20Which means 20 in the ocean.

00:19:21South, south, south, south, south.

00:19:23South, south, south, south, south.

00:19:257 plus 11 is 18.

00:19:27My bad.

00:19:28Oh, that's not good.

00:19:2918 exactly hits her armor class

00:19:32one less.

00:19:33And that third attack

00:19:35is the one that does the extra damage.

00:19:37We now know that Zarya Hex is 18.

00:19:39I got a little intel.

00:19:40A little intel, a little intel.

00:19:4118.

00:19:42So you are going to roll

00:19:44a truly absurd amount of damage right now.

00:19:47What?

00:19:48Because you've hit all three times.

00:19:49So you are going to roll,

00:19:51and I can give you some extra dice

00:19:53if you want some extra dice to roll for this.

00:19:54Oh, give it to me, daddy.

00:19:56Here we go.

00:19:57Come here.

00:19:58That's Dungeons, daddy.

00:19:59Oh my gosh.

00:20:00See how nervous I am?

00:20:01I'm like sweaty.

00:20:02It's incredible.

00:20:03This is an incredible first round of combat.

00:20:05Go ahead and grab your D8.

00:20:06Grab your D8.

00:20:08And then grab your D6.

00:20:11D6, D8.

00:20:12I don't think Twilight can count that far.

00:20:14And you are going to take another 2D6.

00:20:18That's from Hunter's Mark.

00:20:19And this is all the rest of your Zephyr Strait,

00:20:21of your Gloosogger.

00:20:23You're going to roll all of those.

00:20:25And then because you hit three times,

00:20:27and you add, and you got the magical bow,

00:20:30and you add your dexterity every time you hit,

00:20:32you're going to roll all of those,

00:20:33and you're going to add 18.

00:20:35Oh my God.

00:20:36Ruin her.

00:20:37Ruin her, girl.

00:20:38Get her together.

00:20:38She is sorry she brought her ass down to the underworld.

00:20:41Oh, you're rolling one at a time?

00:20:43Baby.

00:20:43One at a time.

00:20:44How many queens get to do this?

00:20:47So I'm going to, okay, so that's a four.

00:20:48Four, actually.

00:20:49Okay.

00:20:50Four.

00:20:51Come on.

00:20:54Seven.

00:20:54So that's 15.

00:20:57Six.

00:20:58Five.

00:20:5920.

00:21:00Three.

00:21:0123.

00:21:03Two.

00:21:04What the motherfucker?

00:21:0425.

00:21:07Six!

00:21:0831 plus 18, 49 points of damage.

00:21:16Zarya steps forward going,

00:21:19such pain and ruin.

00:21:21Will I?

00:21:23And just vomits about 10 gallons of blood.

00:21:26Yes.

00:21:26Stumbling backwards.

00:21:27She has gone from the height of her power

00:21:30to struggling to live in one round of combat.

00:21:35She is still-

00:21:35It's what she deserves.

00:21:37Ah!

00:21:53You have taken away well more than half of her hit points

00:21:57in your first turn of combat.

00:22:00How many points did she take from her?

00:22:02You did 49.

00:22:03So she's got less than 50 points left.

00:22:05I'm keeping-

00:22:05How many points she has left?

00:22:06Less than-

00:22:07He won't tell-

00:22:08I won't tell you exact numbers, but she-

00:22:10But we know less than 49.

00:22:11She-

00:22:12Just fairy arrows.

00:22:14And you can feel that like a pouch at your side

00:22:16filled with playing cards is glowing so brightly

00:22:19that-

00:22:20Oh yeah, the chamber fills with light.

00:22:23You still have your hunter's mark on her

00:22:25and she stumbles backward, badly injured.

00:22:28Incredible turn from Twyla.

00:22:30All the fairies are happy.

00:22:32Yes.

00:22:32I'm very proud of myself for that move.

00:22:35That was very great.

00:22:36It was incredible.

00:22:37That's really good.

00:22:38I want to know what she has to say to me after that hit.

00:22:41Does she have any words?

00:22:42Uh, you can tell that this woman has spent

00:22:44an entire necromantic life

00:22:47mostly like pithily quipping at people

00:22:50that she then like melts with magic.

00:22:52And all she can do right now is just vomit blood.

00:22:55Good for her.

00:22:56Ah!

00:22:57Just that sort of thing of like the click lock

00:22:59in the back of the throat of,

00:23:01as whatever magic,

00:23:03just those fairy arrows piercing her chest.

00:23:05She's gagging, literally.

00:23:06Literally gagging.

00:23:08I make people gag all the time, baby.

00:23:10Because you don't, and that's the good thing.

00:23:12I don't know why you gagged,

00:23:12because you're full of arrows.

00:23:15You see one of your enemies leaps into action.

00:23:18Oh God.

00:23:18You see Kerwin takes his sword aloft and goes-

00:23:22Fucking Kerwin.

00:23:24Sorry for the deception, my beautiful niece.

00:23:27Just needed you to come a little bit closer.

00:23:30Be so much easier to drag your soul here

00:23:33if you're already here to start with.

00:23:35He is going to leap forward here.

00:23:38Oh, shit.

00:23:39Oh, she's going to get on with that.

00:23:41He flies into a rage.

00:23:45Oh God.

00:23:46And leaps onto this platform here.

00:23:51His, his, like the stone cracks underneath him

00:23:54as he lands and he surges forward to about here.

00:23:59Oh God, he's so close to her.

00:24:02To who, to me?

00:24:02Yes, bitch, she's right next to you.

00:24:04Maybe I should have gone higher.

00:24:07Um, he actually, I need to sort of see his movement.

00:24:10Maybe you shouldn't.

00:24:11Uh, actually, another thing that's a great point.

00:24:15Um, how high are you flying?

00:24:19You are, you are a skyscraper.

00:24:21You know, I'll just go back.

00:24:22She's got this.

00:24:23That first hit was great.

00:24:25She's like, I'm a knight.

00:24:27I've somehow misplaced my little measuring guy.

00:24:30Honestly, I don't think we even need to go there.

00:24:32Let's just, why don't you roll perception right now?

00:24:35She's going to see.

00:24:38You roll a yeah!

00:24:40Why don't you, why don't you roll a perception?

00:24:43So from there to there is 50 feet.

00:24:47And from him to you.

00:24:50It's 180 feet.

00:24:51Is, is about 35.

00:24:55And?

00:24:55Which means that you're about five feet past

00:24:58where he could jump to and hit you.

00:25:01Oh word.

00:25:01He's not going to, is he?

00:25:03Because I'm cute.

00:25:04No, you're safe.

00:25:05You're out of the brain.

00:25:05If you were five feet closer to him, he'll continue.

00:25:08Oh, I misunderstood.

00:25:10Uh, Troianne, that is going to be your turn.

00:25:13Okay.

00:25:13All right, Troianne.

00:25:14Oh, my God.

00:25:16So, what Troianne wants to do.

00:25:19Mm-hmm.

00:25:20Now, I, of course, I'm going to attack Cousin Kiki.

00:25:24Mm-hmm.

00:25:25Okay.

00:25:25Sounds very personal.

00:25:27You're right.

00:25:28He is close to me.

00:25:29He's so strong.

00:25:30He's very close.

00:25:30You know what?

00:25:30You're right.

00:25:32Uncle, Uncle Kerkur, he tried to fuck me up earlier

00:25:36and I got something for his ass.

00:25:37That's right.

00:25:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:25:39You're in.

00:25:40Mm-hmm.

00:25:40Okay, so what I'm going to do first is I can do,

00:25:44okay, so I have a question.

00:25:45My, I'm going to get this word before we leave here.

00:25:48Prestidigation.

00:25:52Prestidigitation.

00:25:52I think it's prestidigitation.

00:25:53Yeah, yeah, that's right.

00:25:54But you know, those are all the syllables.

00:25:56It's prestidigitation.

00:25:58Prestidigitation.

00:25:59So, minor magical tricks and illusions.

00:26:01Like, what is that?

00:26:01Like, that's so vague.

00:26:02Like, what are my minor magical tricks and illusions?

00:26:06This is your card.

00:26:08It kind of is, it kind of is like magic tricks

00:26:10and things like that.

00:26:11It's like small little illusions and things like that.

00:26:13In the heat of this battle,

00:26:14that spell's probably not going to be too much use to you.

00:26:17Okay.

00:26:17You know, it might help with some other kind of feat

00:26:21of athletics or something else like that,

00:26:22but for the most part,

00:26:24you have more potent abilities available to you.

00:26:27Okay.

00:26:28So, what I want to do is...

00:26:31Okay, is that the weapon you hit Monet with earlier?

00:26:33Yeah.

00:26:34Yeah, it is.

00:26:34Yeah, that thing is...

00:26:35It's big, right?

00:26:37It's bigger than her whole little fairy body.

00:26:40Right?

00:26:41You could probably shoot arrows

00:26:42and fucking take out Zarya.

00:26:45Right?

00:26:46From this range?

00:26:47Yeah, she's almost...

00:26:57close, which feels like something in...

00:26:59I'll take him.

00:27:00I think she wants to take him.

00:27:02That's the thing, right?

00:27:04I want to take him.

00:27:05Yeah.

00:27:06But still you, because he hurt you.

00:27:07So you...

00:27:08But you can shoot arrows really.

00:27:10How far can she shoot?

00:27:11Oh, your range on that is 150 feet.

00:27:14Oh, okay.

00:27:14So you can hit pretty much anyone on this board,

00:27:17provided they don't have...

00:27:19You can shoot back to the bazaar at this point.

00:27:20Yeah.

00:27:21There are some people that would have cover from you.

00:27:24Like, if you think about a straight line from your character...

00:27:27So it depends on who you're trying to hit.

00:27:29Like, probably...

00:27:30So, for example, your cousin, Kina,

00:27:33has a total cover from you right now.

00:27:35She's hidden behind all these columns and cages and stuff.

00:27:38But Kerwin, Morgan, Zarya,

00:27:41they are all open to you right now.

00:27:42But also you could move to get a line of sight on Kina.

00:27:45So if I move, I won't be able to do two attacks.

00:27:48I can only attack once.

00:27:49You have 30 feet of movement that you get for free.

00:27:52Okay.

00:27:53For free.

00:27:54So I'm going to move one.

00:27:56I want to be on this side.

00:27:57Is that 30?

00:27:58That's five.

00:27:59Each one's five.

00:27:59One.

00:28:00Oh, five or ten.

00:28:01Each one's five.

00:28:02Real quick.

00:28:03But the abyss counts, right?

00:28:04Your strengths for...

00:28:06Oh, the abyss counts.

00:28:06What does the abyss count for?

00:28:08I don't know.

00:28:08So here's the thing.

00:28:09You can comfortably clear a gap of 15 feet with your long jump.

00:28:14That chasm is a little bit longer than 15 feet across.

00:28:18So it would require an athletics check.

00:28:20Now, you have a good athletics score, but there's always the potential for something to go wrong

00:28:25if you rolled really low.

00:28:27So it's a risky lead.

00:28:28I'll use my acrobats.

00:28:30Oh, you use acrobatics?

00:28:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:28:32On this thing.

00:28:33Yeah.

00:28:33Could you go up?

00:28:34Oh, can I go up?

00:28:35Absolutely.

00:28:36So you...

00:28:36It is one of these columns.

00:28:37So that would be...

00:28:38That's a very difficult climb.

00:28:39So the choices that are available to you, you can try to jump the distance.

00:28:42You could climb straight up a column, which is less risky, but is very difficult to think

00:28:48about, like, scaling us to your column.

00:28:50There's also some collapsed architecture behind you, which might take you a little bit farther

00:28:54out of your way.

00:28:56So those are your options that are available to you.

00:28:57I want to get up here.

00:28:59Okay.

00:28:59So that was here.

00:29:00I want to get up here.

00:29:01Amazing.

00:29:02We'll call this a DC-15 acrobatics to attempt to just, like, truly scale up a sheer column

00:29:09straight up to jump up to the top.

00:29:11Okay.

00:29:12What's your record check?

00:29:13It's high, right?

00:29:14Oh, that's good.

00:29:20What is it, Monet?

00:29:23What is it?

00:29:24Shut up!

00:29:25You're not going to fall down the hole.

00:29:28You just slip...

00:29:28It's just a little embarrassing.

00:29:29What did you roll?

00:29:30I rolled a two.

00:29:31Jesus.

00:29:32So I have a ten.

00:29:33What does that do?

00:29:34So I just, I slipped and I fell.

00:29:36As you attempt to go up the side of the column there, you get about halfway and feel the cold

00:29:43stone of the underworld sapping the strengths from your limbs as you attempt to scale up.

00:29:48You can either stay up that partial point where your range is still limited, or you can attempt

00:29:54to, like, leap off and use your remaining movement to go up the back way.

00:29:59But that's, those columns are not possible for you to scale.

00:30:01Okay, you know what?

00:30:01I'm going to stay here.

00:30:02Okay, cool.

00:30:03Thank God you didn't try to leap the fucking void.

00:30:05Now, from here to here, is this 150 feet?

00:30:07Yes, it is.

00:30:08And so which, and from this angle, I can see him.

00:30:11Yeah, absolutely.

00:30:12Oh, question.

00:30:13If I do my second, my spell of wind, and I knock him down, does he get damage from that?

00:30:20Well, using your spell of wind to try and knock him down, he would take 1d6 damage for

00:30:27every 10 feet that he fell.

00:30:29So he'd probably take 2 or 3d6 damage if he hit the platform.

00:30:33Knock him off into the abyss.

00:30:36Yeah.

00:30:37So I'm going to take a look at gust of wind real quick, because that is the potential

00:30:40to do some really wild stuff.

00:30:44Gust of wind.

00:30:45And each creature that starts its turn in the line must succeed on a strength saving

00:30:49throw, or be pushed 15 feet away from you in a direction following the line.

00:30:54So you have to pick the line the wind is blowing in.

00:30:56Now, Kerwin making a strength saving throw, he's very strong, and he's raging right now.

00:31:01But it's a high risk, high reward.

00:31:03Like, he'd be very good at resisting it, but if he failed, he would plummet into the inky void.

00:31:09Oh my God.

00:31:10I love that.

00:31:11But I also want to give Princess a chance to mob.

00:31:13I wanted to just hurt him a little bit.

00:31:14I want to give her the chance.

00:31:16You know what?

00:31:17How about, can I send my wind to bring Sister Kiki down?

00:31:23Ooh, absolutely.

00:31:24You can 100% do that.

00:31:25I'm going to do that.

00:31:26I'm going to roll for, so Troianne is over there, and she's like, and she's summoning

00:31:31the power, because you know, she's kind of like Storm.

00:31:32She's like the Storm of Dungeons & Dragons.

00:31:35So I'm like, getting the gust of wind, getting the gust of wind, I need to roll a what?

00:31:39Actually, this is just an automatic thing.

00:31:41You cast this spell, and it works right away.

00:31:43Also, it's a 60-foot-long line, so you can kind of put this doing whatever you want.

00:31:50You can put it on Kiki here, or you can move it to try to get all three of them

00:31:55in a line.

00:31:55If you want to put it a little bit of a diagonal.

00:31:58That's an idea.

00:32:00Yeah.

00:32:00Let's do a diagonal wind going that way.

00:32:02That was a not subtle clue.

00:32:03Okay.

00:32:03You want to have it go this way?

00:32:05Yes.

00:32:05Let's do it that way.

00:32:06Hell yeah.

00:32:07Okay, so we're going to roll some saves all in a row.

00:32:11These are strength saving throws.

00:32:13Let's see here.

00:32:14One by one.

00:32:15This is so cool.

00:32:17Okay.

00:32:17One by one.

00:32:19Your difficulty for this as well is going to be a 15, and we're going to see their strength

00:32:24saving throws.

00:32:25I'm not rolling well, guys.

00:32:26You are.

00:32:26Oh, no.

00:32:27Spells, they roll.

00:32:28You just do the magic.

00:32:29Okay.

00:32:30So I am saying my incantation.

00:32:39You see Morgan of the glaring sun resists, gazing right at you and saying, your witchcraft

00:32:47of the deep sea will do nothing here.

00:32:49We know it's got a strike.

00:32:50We named Morgan, which is kind of hilarious.

00:32:52We actually do know it's got a strike.

00:32:54We named Morgan.

00:32:54Incredible.

00:32:55Poor fucking Zarya.

00:32:57Vomiting blood.

00:32:58She face plants and just scrapes down the stairs about 15 feet and gets dangerously close

00:33:04to the bottom of the staircase.

00:33:05She had it coming.

00:33:07She had it coming.

00:33:09She had it coming all along.

00:33:12Incredible.

00:33:13Oh, she's sideways.

00:33:15Yeah.

00:33:15Oh, she's tumbling face down.

00:33:17Still vomiting.

00:33:18Still vomiting.

00:33:20She is doing Beyonce ringing the alarm, girl.

00:33:23Beyonce, if you are watching this, that was not me.

00:33:25That was my next day.

00:33:26I had nothing to do with that, and I advised her not to do it.

00:33:29She's at home.

00:33:30She's like, y'all so crazy.

00:33:31Okay, come look at this.

00:33:33Okay, okay, okay.

00:33:34Oh, Kiki.

00:33:35Okay, this is Kiki.

00:33:36And we're going to roll this right now.

00:33:39This is going to be a pretty huge one here.

00:33:44This is going to be Box of Doom, because the stakes are very high.

00:33:48Now, I won't...

00:33:48I love steak.

00:33:49Ooh, I love a good steak.

00:33:50I love high.

00:33:53Now, I'm going to warn you ahead of time, because I want this to be, to feel earned.

00:33:59So the first thing she's got to do is resist the spell.

00:34:01If she doesn't resist the spell, which she's not very good at, because it's a strength save, and she's all

00:34:07dexterity, but she has one other ability that may come up, even if she fails.

00:34:12So she might have two chances here.

00:34:14We'll roll the first one first.

00:34:15This is her strength.

00:34:16This is her just trying to knuckle down, but she has got to get, yeah, a 15 on the die.

00:34:23Okay.

00:34:23Oh, my gosh.

00:34:26Oh!

00:34:27So the wind, the wind takes her off her feet.

00:34:32She is going to use a special ability as a reaction to attempt to resist this with dexterity.

00:34:39She's got to hit the...

00:34:40Dexterity.

00:34:40She's probably strong like me.

00:34:42Yeah.

00:34:42She's going to add a seven to this.

00:34:44You still trying to...

00:34:44What's her dexterity?

00:34:45Five.

00:34:46Okay.

00:34:46She's even more dexterity.

00:34:47So she needs an eight or higher here.

00:34:49She needs an eight or higher.

00:34:51Oh, my gosh.

00:34:52An eight or higher?

00:34:53Eight or higher.

00:34:54It's going to be a two.

00:34:55It's going to be a one.

00:34:56It's going to be a two.

00:34:57Five.

00:34:57Yes.

00:34:59Mike's been down.

00:35:00Yeah.

00:35:01So you summon that wind.

00:35:03Keena looks at you and says, Troianne.

00:35:07Mother will...

00:35:08And the wind just picks her straight up into the air.

00:35:11She whips that chain hook and clatters against the stone.

00:35:14She tries to find purchase and sails off and begins to just fall into the open abyss.

00:35:22Can we say bye to her?

00:35:24I don't know.

00:35:25She might come back.

00:35:28To Lizzo, bye, bitch.

00:35:31What is Thanara thinking right now?

00:35:32Is she loving this?

00:35:33Is she having fun?

00:35:34Are you not entertained?

00:35:39Actually, that's a great point.

00:35:40I think at the end of the round, we should make a group performance check to see if you

00:35:43are doing all these moves stylishly enough for Thanara to be like, I love it.

00:35:48She's going to be like, oh my God, why not?

00:35:50So I've done my job, okay?

00:35:51I even did some work for you.

00:35:53Incredible.

00:35:53You're welcome.

00:35:54So here's Keena just sailing into the darkness over here.

00:35:57Oh my gosh, she's sailing.

00:36:00Unbelievable.

00:36:01So great.

00:36:02Good job.

00:36:03D20, thank you for these dying.

00:36:05They're really.

00:36:06So rude.

00:36:07Troianne, summoning the wind of the wide sea, you scatter Keena.

00:36:12Your cousin, Cousin KK, goes ass over tea kettle, falling into the abyss.

00:36:16You can hear her going, ha, ha, as this rattling chain falls behind her.

00:36:19She was trying to talk shit right beforehand, too.

00:36:21I love that for her.

00:36:23You see that she calls out, it goes, help, Morgan, and yells at Morgan over here in the

00:36:29corner, you have used your action, you've used your movement, if you have a bonus action

00:36:33you would like to use, you can do so now, but you do not have to.

00:36:36I want to, because I want to use it once per hour, right?

00:36:38You're going to use it once per hour.

00:36:38I'm going to save it.

00:36:39Cool.

00:36:40Good call.

00:36:40Is each battle an hour, or is it literally an hour?

00:36:42Oh, these battles take place over like seconds or minutes.

00:36:45So your powers are not going to be able to refresh during the course of this combat.

00:36:48Got it.

00:36:49Oh my gosh.

00:36:50Next to act is going to be Gertrude.

00:36:53Woo!

00:36:55You know, I've noticed that Little Miss of the Sun has been unscathed.

00:37:00Yes.

00:37:00And I think it's time to scathe.

00:37:02I think you're right.

00:37:04Okay, so my moves have a lot of range.

00:37:08I'm talking 120 feet, 150 feet.

00:37:11You know, there's some real range on these puppies.

00:37:14So I feel like I want to start with a Eldritch Blast.

00:37:19Yeah.

00:37:19Which is 120 feet.

00:37:20Yes.

00:37:21And this is getting a boost because this is my first attack.

00:37:23Yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:37:24My other idea might be, I think it's too early to start fireballing.

00:37:29It feels too early to start fireballing.

00:37:31I don't think it's too early.

00:37:32Well, also, fireball, it seems like it can, fireball can cover a large area.

00:37:37Yeah.

00:37:38Okay.

00:37:38Meaning if I can get them closer together, I can probably hit all of them.

00:37:41Right.

00:37:41They're pretty spread out now.

00:37:43So I could possibly hit her and her, but I don't want to accidentally hit this guy.

00:37:50Why?

00:37:50Who cares?

00:37:51Because he's not necessarily against us.

00:37:53Yeah, we don't want to piss him off.

00:37:54I don't want to get him going against us.

00:37:56But wouldn't he be against us?

00:37:58Oh, he's with her.

00:37:59He's her boyfriend.

00:38:00No, she's not against us.

00:38:02She doesn't have a side.

00:38:03She's just watching.

00:38:04So he's just on the board wreaking havoc.

00:38:07Okay.

00:38:08He's kind of a chaotic neutral.

00:38:09He's a guest judge.

00:38:10Well, he looks evil.

00:38:11He does look evil.

00:38:12Yeah, a guest judge.

00:38:13Yeah, he's an extra special guest judge.

00:38:14Yeah.

00:38:16Incredible.

00:38:16When Leah Remedy showed up.

00:38:18By the way, literally, for Gertrude's benefit, this is a fireball.

00:38:25That's how big a fireball is.

00:38:27What the?

00:38:28We can get one.

00:38:29We've got to get them a little closer.

00:38:30Yeah.

00:38:30They should be closer together.

00:38:33Yeah.

00:38:33No, we got to.

00:38:34Okay.

00:38:34So I'm going to do an Eldritch Blast.

00:38:37Hell yeah.

00:38:38Who's Eldritch?

00:38:39Oh, Eldritch.

00:38:40Eldritch.

00:38:40You know Eldritch.

00:38:42That's like an old witch.

00:38:43You know Eldritch.

00:38:44You know Eldritch.

00:38:44It's just Eldritch who lives by the shack.

00:38:47I'm going to do an Eldritch Blast toward Little Miss of the Sun.

00:38:53Incredible.

00:38:53Morgan.

00:38:55Miss of the Sun.

00:38:57Morgan.

00:38:57Mm-hmm.

00:38:58And I can do Eldritch Blast.

00:39:00I can do that as many times as I want.

00:39:02You can do that as many times as I want.

00:39:03That doesn't even burn a spell slot for you.

00:39:05If you wanted a mid-range option as well, something that's like halfway between the Eldritch Blast and everything else,

00:39:11you have some other spells, but as you've said before, the ranges might be different.

00:39:14So Scorching Ray has a range of 240 feet.

00:39:19Okay.

00:39:20But it's a second-level spell, so it's not as expensive as your fireball, but you can create three rays

00:39:25of fire and hurl them at as many targets as you want.

00:39:29You can hit three different people.

00:39:30You can hit all the same person with them.

00:39:33Okay.

00:39:33But I'm not using Detect Thoughts during this, probably.

00:39:36Mm-mm.

00:39:36I, Hell's Rebuke, I'm probably not going to use Darkness, because if you can see in the dark and you

00:39:41can see in the dark, that means that he can see in the dark and she can see in the

00:39:44dark.

00:39:45Yes.

00:39:45So I'm not doing that.

00:39:46Well, I'm going to do Scorching Ray.

00:39:49Hell yeah.

00:39:49Which is a, that's a stripper name.

00:39:53Scorching Ray.

00:39:54Ladies, are you enjoying yourself tonight?

00:39:57What was the same, Mr. Scorching Ray?

00:40:00Just dumping that guy.

00:40:02Just pouring, just pouring cooling powder all over her body.

00:40:05I think it's so hot.

00:40:06Unbelievable.

00:40:07All right.

00:40:08So, Gertrude, you are going to summon three rays of fire that you can fling up to 240 feet, which

00:40:13is basically hitting anyone you want.

00:40:15Line of sight right now, you definitely have Morgan in your line of sight.

00:40:18Do you want to split up over multiple targets or concentrate all three on the same?

00:40:21I feel like she's hurt.

00:40:24She's hurt.

00:40:25She's dead in the abyss.

00:40:26She's gone.

00:40:27No, she's falling.

00:40:28Kina is falling into the abyss, but called out to Morgan up here.

00:40:32Which is why I'm trying to hit Morgan so maybe she can't help her.

00:40:35Maybe I'll knock her off her feet and do something to her.

00:40:36That part.

00:40:37We're saving him for later.

00:40:40Yeah.

00:40:41Okay.

00:40:41For dessert.

00:40:42Go ahead.

00:40:43So we're going to do all three on Morgan.

00:40:45Go ahead and give me three attack rolls.

00:40:48And you're actually going to add, let me see, because you now have that.

00:40:51New staff.

00:40:52So you're going to add plus nine to these rolls.

00:40:55Plus nine.

00:40:56Okay.

00:40:57Okay.

00:40:57Plus nine.

00:40:58We have an 11.

00:41:0020 hits.

00:41:02We have a 12.

00:41:0621 hits.

00:41:07And we have a six.

00:41:12Six, 15.

00:41:13So the third one misses, but the first two hit.

00:41:17Go ahead and roll four six-sided dice.

00:41:19Okay.

00:41:20I want to point out before she did it, she, she, she, she, she, she kind of like put her

00:41:24feet down.

00:41:25And then she looked up at Thinner and was like, you'll love this.

00:41:29And she felt really confident.

00:41:30And then she looked back over at Princess and goes.

00:41:35And then she walks up her.

00:41:38She winds it up real Liza Vanelli style and just throws these three fireballs over at her.

00:41:44So I just want to point out how it looks when it happens.

00:41:46Incredible.

00:41:47These six four times.

00:41:48Okay.

00:41:48This is a two.

00:41:53Don't make that noise.

00:41:54It's okay.

00:41:55It's okay.

00:41:55And then a three.

00:41:58Five.

00:41:58All right.

00:41:59This was a six though.

00:42:00It is a six.

00:42:01This was a six.

00:42:02It's a two.

00:42:03Seven.

00:42:04Go ahead and roll one last time.

00:42:06This was, this was a six.

00:42:08Two.

00:42:09A two.

00:42:09Nine.

00:42:10This bitch is lucky.

00:42:11You see, as you step up, Gertrude and summon that fire, streaking flame.

00:42:18It all looks like, it looks like an oil slick lighting on fire, but racing vertically up and away from

00:42:25you.

00:42:25As fast as you can see, it hits Morgan square in the chest.

00:42:29And you see she goes.

00:42:33As the flame licks her cheeks, she looks at you and goes.

00:42:39Oh, you'll be seeing plenty of this in time.

00:42:43The fire waits for you, wicked soul.

00:42:47And I look like a princess and goes, I shouldn't talk shit.

00:42:52Speaking of princess, princess, it is your turn to act.

00:42:56Okay.

00:42:57So what I would like to do is I would like princess.

00:42:59Did I do any damage at all to her?

00:43:01Yes.

00:43:01She took the damage, but she's a freak and was basically licking her lips as she burned.

00:43:05Got it.

00:43:05Any movement from Gertrude, or are you good where you are?

00:43:07I'm going to say where I am.

00:43:08Cool.

00:43:09I would like princess to jump up onto this thing.

00:43:11Oh, she's going to me.

00:43:13And fly into a rage and attack that guy if she can.

00:43:19Hell yes.

00:43:20So I'm going to need an athletics check from you because you can jump very high in the air, but

00:43:25you're jumping effectively 20 feet straight up.

00:43:28Easy.

00:43:29Easy.

00:43:29So go ahead, and as you enter a rage, you now roll athletics with advantage.

00:43:34So I'm going to need a DC 15, same as Trojan, DC 15 to get up onto-

00:43:40Come on, princess.

00:43:42All right, here we go.

00:43:44A nine.

00:43:46Well, a nine plus athletics is an eight.

00:43:51Oh.

00:43:5117.

00:43:5217.

00:43:53Okay.

00:43:56An eight plus an eight.

00:43:5916.

00:44:00All of you watch princess squat down and leap, bam, and hit the stone platform up above.

00:44:08Nice.

00:44:08Incredible.

00:44:09The whole building chain.

00:44:10That uses about 20 feet of your movement.

00:44:15Okay.

00:44:15You've used a bonus action.

00:44:17You're here with about 20 feet of movement left.

00:44:19Can I get closer?

00:44:20Yes, you can.

00:44:21So you can go five, 10, 15, 20, and get to the edge.

00:44:25You're right there.

00:44:26You are right there.

00:44:28Well, how do we face off?

00:44:29So you've moved.

00:44:31You used a bonus action.

00:44:32You have an action left.

00:44:35You can either choose to like leap forward at him with that action, but you would be using movement essentially.

00:44:43But there are other options.

00:44:45You could also try to like ready an action if you wanted.

00:44:48What does that mean?

00:44:50Readying an action means like waiting to see what he does or like holding a strike so that if he

00:44:55charges you, you hit him.

00:44:58Okay.

00:45:00Oh.

00:45:02What do I do?

00:45:03You should get ready.

00:45:04Because he's next.

00:45:07He's moving before you do next.

00:45:08No, Haria is next.

00:45:11Yes, there's a couple.

00:45:12So there's.

00:45:12So he's before she.

00:45:13Yes.

00:45:14So Kerwin will act again before you.

00:45:16So I think it's truly whatever is in Princess's heart.

00:45:19Either you can move there.

00:45:22So I think you would also see in this moment that Kerwin has a readied action as well.

00:45:30Like he's holding, like he's going to swat at you if you charge him.

00:45:33But it's whatever is in Princess's heart.

00:45:35It's either like, are you going to leap at him and attack or do you, do you play it safe

00:45:41and like hold back on an action for him to charge you?

00:45:45I'm thinking just stay at the ready.

00:45:48Hell yeah.

00:45:48Ready to strike him if he strikes me.

00:45:52Incredible.

00:45:53You're readying an action for if Kerwin charges, which is a very wise move.

00:45:58By doing that, he's effectively wasted his previous turn.

00:46:02He was like set up for you to charge him.

00:46:04Oh, he was about to counter you, bro.

00:46:05He was about to counter you.

00:46:06Oh.

00:46:07And you've read him successfully that he is basically.

00:46:10Read him.

00:46:11Read her.

00:46:13You're ready.

00:46:13Wasn't that ready, honey?

00:46:15Yeah.

00:46:18Incredible.

00:46:19Princess stride there.

00:46:20You see your uncle looking at you and his shoulders relax as he sees you standing across from him, blood

00:46:26in his eyes.

00:46:28Why, why did you run?

00:46:32I could have put you to rest with the rest of your family.

00:46:36I've hated living in this sickening clan, this house of sniveling little do-gooders.

00:46:46Do you know the power the Foehammers could wield?

00:46:50You, you have stood between me and true power for too long.

00:46:56I'm going to put you into your grave, little girl.

00:47:02One with a few words.

00:47:04Don't shrug.

00:47:06I mean, don't.

00:47:07Stixis, though.

00:47:09God, so dismissive.

00:47:13That is now going to be this dude up here, Alakronos, who goes, and just charges.

00:47:23He's going to skitter all the way here, leap into this center platform, and is going to take some swings

00:47:31at Princess and at Kerwin.

00:47:36Just up in the mix, attacking everybody.

00:47:40Man, at Kerwin.

00:47:41I told you, he's chaotic neutral.

00:47:44He's with her.

00:47:45She's not rooting for anyone.

00:47:47He's going to just make it more interesting for her.

00:47:49He sounds like he's on steroids.

00:47:51He's in a rage.

00:47:52For real, right?

00:47:53Go to the gym, baby.

00:47:54Go to the gym.

00:47:55Oh, my gosh.

00:47:56Write in a journal.

00:47:58Princess.

00:48:00Yes?

00:48:01You...

00:48:02That's right, our voice was misogynist.

00:48:04Yes?

00:48:06Yes.

00:48:06I might take my real voice.

00:48:12So, as you are standing up there looking at Kerwin, this giant monster lands on the platform, partially climbs up

00:48:19the column, and you see a massive stinger come and thud into your arm.

00:48:25You are going to take, at first, six piercing, but your rage halves that to only three damage.

00:48:33But then you're going to take an additional eight poison damage.

00:48:36So, 11 damage total to Princess.

00:48:40Oh, my God, Princess.

00:48:42As this giant monster attacks.

00:48:44That is Alachronose's turn.

00:48:46Morgan of the Glaring Sun.

00:48:47You see that she takes her spear and, boom, the tip alights in a flaming spear in her hand, who

00:48:54is ready to unleash holy fury.

00:48:58Instead, must waste her entire turn.

00:49:01Oh, thank God, because she was probably going to hit at me.

00:49:03Flying after Kina into the abyss.

00:49:06Oh, my God.

00:49:07Shit.

00:49:07You see her flying down as fast as possible to this area over here.

00:49:12What do you think it hit?

00:49:13Fuck.

00:49:14This bitch is going to go save her.

00:49:17Zarya Hex stands.

00:49:20So, you see, you basically have, effectively, for this round, taken two powerful enemies off the board as Morgan flies

00:49:25down into the darkness to retrieve her.

00:49:27Zarya, on death's door, stands here, just still bleeding from her mouth.

00:49:33You see the blood oozes down her chin into, like, the collar of her gown and begins to weave itself

00:49:40into her own fabric, like some sickening loop of the dress being made of her own blood, constantly cycling back

00:49:46in and out of herself.

00:49:47She looks up at you.

00:49:50Who's you?

00:49:50She looks up at you, Twyla.

00:49:51Ooh.

00:49:52Ooh.

00:49:52Oh, my God.

00:49:53Yes, yeah, you did fuck her up.

00:49:55And she...

00:49:56Then when they knocked her down...

00:49:58You see Zarya looks at you...

00:50:01Okay.

00:50:02...and says...

00:50:07Say it.

00:50:09Don't spray it.

00:50:11You have it.

00:50:11Don't spray it.

00:50:12You have it with you.

00:50:14I can smell it.

00:50:16Look at that.

00:50:16The seed.

00:50:17You've brought the seed to me.

00:50:22Let this be a lesson.

00:50:25The power I wield cannot be resisted!

00:50:28Her eyes crackle with lightning, and she releases a bolt of lightning, a hundred feet long.

00:50:34Jeez.

00:50:35Oh, you're getting hit, girl.

00:50:37What's up?

00:50:38I'm going to need a dexterity saving throw.

00:50:41Oh, my goodness.

00:50:42That's with the d20, right?

00:50:44That's with the d20.

00:50:45What's your dexterity plus?

00:50:47Dexterity.

00:50:47Where's that?

00:50:48Plus eight.

00:50:49Okay, that's good.

00:50:51Okay, and I only roll this one time.

00:50:53You are trying to beat...

00:50:55On a dexterity saving throw, you are trying to beat a 15.

00:50:58You will take half damage if you are successful.

00:51:01This spell is very powerful, but if you fail, you will take the full damage of the spell.

00:51:05And then I die.

00:51:05Not necessarily.

00:51:06It's going to deal a lot of damage.

00:51:08You may have the hit points needed to recover.

00:51:10Oh, my goodness.

00:51:11You need a seven or more.

00:51:12Okay, so I need a seven or more.

00:51:13You can do it.

00:51:14I'm going to get a...

00:51:1713.

00:51:20What is it?

00:51:21A four.

00:51:21Oh, she's getting hit.

00:51:23Oh, not Twilena.

00:51:26Oh, that's a lot of dice.

00:51:27Can I roll again?

00:51:29I'm afraid.

00:51:30I'm afraid not.

00:51:35Why don't you turn yourself into a paperclip or something?

00:51:39Because a paperclip's not going to matter now.

00:51:41You can fall.

00:51:42You can fall.

00:51:42You can fall together.

00:51:45Twyla flying overhead.

00:51:47Zarya unleashes 28 points of lightning damage.

00:51:53Oh, my God.

00:51:59How many points is she?

00:52:00I'm fine.

00:52:02This is like a flesh wound.

00:52:04How many hit points do you have left?

00:52:07I have 44 hit points.

00:52:10Minus 28.

00:52:11So 16 hit points left.

00:52:14The radiance in your body.

00:52:16As you resist this Blood Queen's magic,

00:52:21the Will-O-Wisps surround you.

00:52:23Oh!

00:52:24With light, you have not succumbed to this terrible lightning spell.

00:52:28You see her lip quiver, seeing that you are still aloft.

00:52:33You have left your flight unchanged.

00:52:36She screams and is going to attempt to retreat.

00:52:41As injured as she is, only makes it a couple feet back.

00:52:44And she's going to go in this direction,

00:52:46up the staircase here to try to get a better line of sight on you.

00:52:52With that, Zarya is at the end of the round.

00:52:56So we're going to go back.

00:52:56Almost the end of her life, if we have anything to do with it.

00:52:58And that goes, wow, the poetry.

00:53:01It goes back to the top of the order, which is, of course,

00:53:02it's me.

00:53:03It's Twyla.

00:53:04And guess what I'm going to fucking do.

00:53:07Guess what I'm going to do.

00:53:09Are you going to kill her?

00:53:10Oh, I don't think I'm going to kill her.

00:53:13But I think my buddy bear is going to show up.

00:53:17And I'm going to say, you know what, buddy bear?

00:53:19I'm summoning your big cat tree ass.

00:53:22And I'm going to have you shove this bitch into the abyss.

00:53:34You absolutely can.

00:53:36You're a cat tree.

00:53:37Oh, my God.

00:53:39That's like, it's a cat tree.

00:53:41That you made up yesterday.

00:53:45The devil works hard, but D20 works harder.

00:53:51That is hilarious.

00:53:52What's that name?

00:53:53The Nara works hard, but D20 works harder.

00:53:57That is great.

00:54:00Incredible.

00:54:00This is fucking cool.

00:54:02That's great.

00:54:03I'm so glad you summed it.

00:54:04Otherwise, they would have just had that sitting there.

00:54:05They would have been like, God damn it.

00:54:08Someone really would have been like, hey, it just seems like.

00:54:11They're all like back, they're like arms crossed.

00:54:13The way they fucking saw it.

00:54:14All night, they worked on it.

00:54:15Wow.

00:54:16What the hell else is over there?

00:54:17Yeah, I think I summed a butt-naked hot man.

00:54:20Incredible.

00:54:21Thank God I didn't summed like a cloud smoke or water.

00:54:25Water.

00:54:26A water cat.

00:54:28Unbelievable.

00:54:29Twyla, Zarya steps to the edge, surrounded by blood magic.

00:54:32She says, I will have the seed.

00:54:36This will be my final victory.

00:54:39And behind her.

00:54:41Come on, buddy bear.

00:54:45Get her, buddy, baby tiger.

00:54:48Unbelievable.

00:54:49So, you are going to go ahead.

00:54:51Wow, this is so cool.

00:54:52Okay, as you summon it, she's standing at the edge of the platform.

00:54:55It's an opposed athletics check.

00:54:56It's just simple.

00:54:57It's a shove attack.

00:54:58It is a shove attack.

00:54:59I looked it up.

00:55:01I saw her do it.

00:55:02She was Googling.

00:55:02I did.

00:55:04I was like, here it is.

00:55:05Zarya wields incredible magical power.

00:55:10But what she doesn't have a lot of is raw physical strength.

00:55:14Or friends.

00:55:18So, we're going to roll for her in the box of doom.

00:55:22And we're just going to see what her strength check is.

00:55:25And this is going to let you know what buddy bear has to be.

00:55:28And you're going to roll for buddy bear here.

00:55:30Okay.

00:55:30Oh, thank you for calling him that.

00:55:32Oh, yeah.

00:55:33I'll set the pack later.

00:55:34Okay.

00:55:35She gets a 16.

00:55:36Oh, shit.

00:55:37But she doesn't add anything to it.

00:55:39Okay.

00:55:40Yeah, you have nothing.

00:55:41You have nothing to add.

00:55:42You have nothing.

00:55:43You have nothing.

00:55:44You have nothing.

00:55:45What I will say is this.

00:55:46You have your movement left.

00:55:49If you are willing to chance it, if you get a little bit closer,

00:55:53Cat Tree will have advantage on the roll.

00:55:55Because buddy bear has an ability called pack tactics.

00:55:58Where the closer it is to an ally, it has advantage.

00:56:00So, if you're willing to be a little risky,

00:56:02you can get advantage on the athletics roll here.

00:56:05So, I'm wondering if I should move.

00:56:09I should just fly forward 30 feet.

00:56:11Yeah, great.

00:56:12That's what I'm thinking.

00:56:12And I should still say hovered, I believe.

00:56:14Yes, absolutely.

00:56:15So, you move closer in range to help Cat Tree.

00:56:20Hovering over as you are.

00:56:22She angled down.

00:56:24Yeah!

00:56:26That's so cool!

00:56:28You!

00:56:29So sick!

00:56:30Make sure you're getting a headshot right there.

00:56:33Yeah.

00:56:33There you go.

00:56:34Okay.

00:56:35So, you have...

00:56:38You're going to roll twice here.

00:56:41You're rolling advantage.

00:56:43Buddy bear's got a plus four to strength.

00:56:45So, he just needs a 12 or higher on one of these die rolls.

00:56:50And we see what happens to Zarya.

00:56:51This is the one, right?

00:56:52That's the one, yeah.

00:56:53Over or higher.

00:56:54Okay.

00:56:56You get two.

00:56:57Buddy bear, buddy bear, buddy bear.

00:56:58You got this.

00:57:00That is a 16 on the die.

00:57:03Absolutely.

00:57:04Want to roll to see if you get that nat 20?

00:57:05I think so.

00:57:06If you do, you're going to knock her fucking head off.

00:57:08Buddy bear, baby, you know I love you and I got you.

00:57:11You're going to pulverize it.

00:57:12I got all these treats for you and I got all these treats for you, baby.

00:57:1517!

00:57:16Still better.

00:57:16Hey, look at that.

00:57:17How about it?

00:57:18Incredible.

00:57:20Twyla, you see Zarya looking.

00:57:22She has been searching for years for the seed of the all blossom and has come 20 feet away from

00:57:29it.

00:57:30And she looks up at you going, he's mine.

00:57:34And I'm going like this.

00:57:37Uh, Jujubee, please describe the final moments of Zarya Hex and what Katri does in the moment of being summoned.

00:57:45Okay, so I look at buddy bear and I'm like, I love you so much, buddy bear.

00:57:52And then buddy bear goes.

00:58:01But before the attack, buddy bear goes.

00:58:06And then cloth at the top.

00:58:09Huge wounds in her back.

00:58:11She falls.

00:58:11The one, the one chance she had at this not being the end of her life is over here saving

00:58:17another ally that also got their ass knocked off.

00:58:20Zarya falls.

00:58:22No!

00:58:23No!

00:58:25I fucking hate cats!

00:58:28And then I hand over a treat.

00:58:30Here you go, buddy.

00:58:32No!

00:58:33And now you've straight up got a cat that's just still here.

00:58:36You're still in a cat.

00:58:37One West End of E and a cat.

00:58:39And a cat.

00:58:40Unbelievable.

00:58:40Yeah, Twyla!

00:58:42Wait, did I?

00:58:43Is that my, was that my mission?

00:58:45Yeah.

00:58:46Yes, Zarya Hex, your mission.

00:58:47You can still bite.

00:58:48Yeah.

00:58:48Wow.

00:58:50Actually, I'm a little tired.

00:58:52And with that in mind, I think I've had a long day.

00:58:55I think I'm going to turn myself into a bunk bed.

00:58:57I'm kidding.

00:58:58So, incredible turn from Twyla.

00:59:01We're going to continue an initiative down to Kerwin Fohammer.

00:59:06Shit.

00:59:07Oh, God.

00:59:07Kerwin is going to leap forward and use one of his three attacks to attempt to kick Princess backwards.

00:59:15Cool.

00:59:16Good luck.

00:59:17So, this is going to be an opposed athletics check.

00:59:22He's going to roll.

00:59:23He's raging, so he rolls with advantage as well.

00:59:26He rolls two 19s.

00:59:29So, with his plus seven, that's a 26.

00:59:33Oh, shit.

00:59:34So, you need to get a 26 or higher on an athletics.

00:59:37If you fail the check by 10 or more, he will knock you off into the abyss.

00:59:45Oh, shit.

00:59:46And that won't happen.

00:59:47Okay.

00:59:49Okay.

00:59:52Here you go.

00:59:53Oh, in the box of doom.

00:59:54In the box of doom.

00:59:55He saved her.

00:59:56Of course.

00:59:56It's a big deal.

00:59:57Okay.

00:59:57We'll see.

00:59:59Oh, my God.

00:59:59Okay.

01:00:00So, I need...

01:00:01What do I need?

01:00:01Okay.

01:00:02I have a plus eight athletics.

01:00:03Plus eight.

01:00:04So, on an 18 or higher, you beat him.

01:00:08If you get a...

01:00:09If both of these are seven and under, you fall into the void.

01:00:13Let's not talk about that.

01:00:1718.

01:00:17You succeed.

01:00:18Oh, my God.

01:00:19Incredible.

01:00:21So...

01:00:21Can I roll two or just the one?

01:00:22Oh, you want to roll to crit?

01:00:24If you hit a nat 20, maybe you can knock him off.

01:00:2916.

01:00:29Okay.

01:00:30Incredible.

01:00:30They were both good, though.

01:00:31Incredible, incredible rolls.

01:00:33So, Kerwin attempts to knock you back.

01:00:35Unable to do so, he instead flips over you, landing here.

01:00:40Both of you standing over.

01:00:42He goes, good stance.

01:00:44Let's try a little sword play.

01:00:46And it's going to swing twice with two sword blows in a row.

01:00:50Whoa.

01:00:53Oh, I hope you don't fall, sis.

01:00:55Well, if she does, I do have lightning lure, which can...

01:00:59The whip of lightning, it does damage you, but it doesn't bring you closer.

01:01:03I don't know if that...

01:01:04Oh, I just heard a deep breath over there.

01:01:08Kerwin deals 26 points of damage.

01:01:12Halve to 13, because you are in a rage.

01:01:14You are...

01:01:14Okay.

01:01:15You're halving all damage that comes to you.

01:01:18He only deals slashing damage, which is a type of damage that you cut in half when you get it.

01:01:23So, another 13 points of damage.

01:01:24How's Princess looking right now?

01:01:26I'm 36 hit points.

01:01:28Okay.

01:01:29So, Princess, you're still standing strong as Kerwin glares at you.

01:01:33That's his turn.

01:01:34That's all he can do.

01:01:35He's taking his swings.

01:01:36Trojan, that's going to be you.

01:01:38Okay.

01:01:39So, if I want to cross over here, how many feet is that?

01:01:44That is about 20 feet.

01:01:47Okay.

01:01:47So, I want to use my free 30 feet to get there.

01:01:51So, with that, your jump can only take you 15 feet.

01:01:55So, you've got to beat that 15 athletics or acrobatics to clear that distance.

01:02:00Or you buckle in.

01:02:00Like, it's not...

01:02:02Can't you just shoot that guy?

01:02:03But I don't want to shoot him.

01:02:04I want to help you out and shoot.

01:02:07Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:02:08I hear that.

01:02:08If you're injured and your back is standing.

01:02:09Yeah.

01:02:10So, but I...

01:02:11Because I can't shoot from here, right?

01:02:12I need to clear this.

01:02:13What can you see?

01:02:14You need to clear that.

01:02:15I can't see him from there.

01:02:17So, let me try to get over.

01:02:19Yeah, go for it.

01:02:20Okay.

01:02:20So, I'm rolling.

01:02:21I need to get a...

01:02:22You need to get a 15.

01:02:24But if she doesn't get...

01:02:25Okay.

01:02:25No, you're going to get it.

01:02:26Yeah.

01:02:27But if she doesn't, she can fall in the hole.

01:02:29Yes, that's correct.

01:02:29Cool.

01:02:30You got it.

01:02:31Maybe one of us has something that can help her.

01:02:32We'll find out.

01:02:33So, you just need a seven or higher.

01:02:34I need a seven or higher.

01:02:35Seven or higher.

01:02:36I can get a seven or higher.

01:02:38Okay.

01:02:38Yeah, of course.

01:02:41Can I enlarge them?

01:02:43Wait.

01:02:43We keep growing stuff.

01:02:45I can enlarge allies and enemies.

01:02:47That's true.

01:02:48That's true.

01:02:49But it's Trojan's turn right now.

01:02:51Oh, I can only do it on my turn.

01:02:52I can only do it on your turn.

01:02:55Monet, what is it?

01:02:58Someone tell me what it is.

01:02:59Say it out loud with your mouth.

01:03:02Got a five.

01:03:05Five?

01:03:06Got a five?

01:03:07Okay.

01:03:08Okay, we got to figure out how to save this bitch.

01:03:12What does that mean?

01:03:13Do you add anything to that?

01:03:15Well, I will say this.

01:03:16I will say this.

01:03:17Now might be a great time to...

01:03:21To pray.

01:03:22Lord Jesus.

01:03:23Hallow be thy name.

01:03:25Sweet Lord Jesus.

01:03:26If you use your action surge,

01:03:28I won't make it actually cost your extra action.

01:03:33But if you use your action surge,

01:03:35I will allow you to re-roll that acrobatics

01:03:38as a part of your movement.

01:03:39That's called benevolence.

01:03:43Okay.

01:03:44Let's do a benevolence check.

01:03:45I think it was a nat 20.

01:03:46Okay.

01:03:49Ten.

01:03:49There we go.

01:03:50Oh, Troianne, sprinting into action.

01:03:54You leap the chasm.

01:03:55Flip.

01:03:56Not a flip.

01:03:57That's how you would have had a flip.

01:03:58If you said you'd go, you could barely walk.

01:03:59Now you're flipping.

01:04:00Now you're Simone Biles.

01:04:02I heard the Simone Biles of Dungeon's Dragon.

01:04:04You were Mr. Bean three seconds ago.

01:04:06Now you're Simone Biles.

01:04:08Oh, oh, oh, okay.

01:04:08Okay.

01:04:13So I clear and I want to make, okay.

01:04:19Technically, I can see both him.

01:04:22Yeah.

01:04:22And I can see my little cousin through the little thing.

01:04:25Yes.

01:04:25Actually, through the legs of this scorpion,

01:04:27you can see your cousin.

01:04:28I can see her.

01:04:28Yes, absolutely.

01:04:29So now the question is,

01:04:31should I split the difference?

01:04:32Can I give you a help out and also hit her?

01:04:35I think so, because you're weak up there.

01:04:39So I'm going to do, okay, my spear.

01:04:41Can I throw my spear?

01:04:43Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

01:04:44You can throw your spear.

01:04:45You also have that lightning javelin, too.

01:04:47Oh, yes, the lightning javelin.

01:04:49Okay.

01:04:51The lightning javelin.

01:04:53The reach is only five feet, though.

01:04:55Oh, but you can throw it in a line.

01:04:57So you can hit like 60 feet in a line with it if you want to.

01:05:01Oh, so at him.

01:05:02How do you get it back?

01:05:03But can I do, can like princess rip it out and throw it?

01:05:05Well, you only lose it one time anyway.

01:05:07Yeah, it's a one-time thing.

01:05:08Oh.

01:05:09And you can try to find it and like recover it after the battle,

01:05:12but that big lightning effect is a one-time thing.

01:05:14Got it.

01:05:14I didn't know that.

01:05:15So can I, I can't lightning javelin and also do a longbow.

01:05:20I can, right?

01:05:21Attack.

01:05:22Two strikes.

01:05:23You can because you're action surging this.

01:05:25So you can do two things this round.

01:05:27Okay, so I'm going to do, I want to do an arcane shot

01:05:35to this thing up here.

01:05:37Okay.

01:05:37And I want to do, I want the lightning javelin, Cousin Kiki.

01:05:41Hell yes.

01:05:42Here's what we're going to do.

01:05:45Is that enough distance to get Cousin Kiki?

01:05:46Oh, that is, that is a really optimal thing for you to do.

01:05:50Because if you lightning javelin, you don't just hit Kiki,

01:05:54you hit Morgan too, because they're occupying the same square right now.

01:05:58Yeah, 120 feet.

01:05:59That's the range on lightning javelin.

01:06:01Absolutely can do it.

01:06:02Cool.

01:06:02So what you're going to do right now is you're actually going to make

01:06:04a ranged weapon attack plus 11.

01:06:07Do you think you're aiming more for Kiki or more for Morgan?

01:06:11More for Kiki.

01:06:12Okay, go ahead and give me the attack roll on Kiki.

01:06:14Add 11 to it.

01:06:15Attack roll.

01:06:15Add 11 to this attack roll.

01:06:18And also my lightning javelin says I get one D6 plus.

01:06:22Yes.

01:06:23So basically it's both.

01:06:24It's both a lightning spell and a javelin.

01:06:26So what you're trying to, they'll get hit with the lightning either way.

01:06:29This is seeing if you also can actually plunge.

01:06:31Pierce.

01:06:31Yes, pierce.

01:06:32Yeah, absolutely.

01:06:33So I need to get an 11.

01:06:34I'm getting plus 11, whatever this is.

01:06:35Yes.

01:06:36And you need to beat her armor class.

01:06:3814.

01:06:39Oh, you absolutely.

01:06:40So all of you watch the, it's like the whole place is just a flash of white as Trojan lets

01:06:47loose this lightning bolt.

01:06:47So what happened is I take the javelin out of my little Batman belt holster thing.

01:06:53And I know he's a little more in the future, but you know, you know what's coming.

01:06:56And then so I go there and I go around.

01:06:58I mean, Mark Ronson is here.

01:07:01And then I spin around and then I get on one knee because I want to get the perfect shot

01:07:04between the legs.

01:07:05I take the javelin, I imbue it with the lightning and I throw it right through the rock's legs,

01:07:10through the column and I strike Kiki right in her left breast.

01:07:15Woo!

01:07:16Right in the titty.

01:07:17Yeah.

01:07:18Are they silicone or is it?

01:07:19No, they're real.

01:07:21Oh, we're hitting DNA.

01:07:22Yeah.

01:07:22But I just barely miss the areola.

01:07:25Woo!

01:07:26Unbelievable.

01:07:28So what I'm going to need you to do for me is to roll, you're going to roll 4d6.

01:07:33That's just for the lightning damage.

01:07:35You get to roll 46 times?

01:07:3646?

01:07:37Oh, sorry.

01:07:374d6.

01:07:38I'm trying.

01:07:39I apologize.

01:07:414.

01:07:42Okay, 4.

01:07:43Witch and a troll.

01:07:45I had a red bull.

01:07:45I'm on a...

01:07:462.

01:07:46Okay, that's 6.

01:07:48Control.

01:07:494.

01:07:5010.

01:07:5110, yep.

01:07:52And this one is at 2.

01:07:5412.

01:07:5512.

01:07:55So they take 12 just from the lightning damage alone, and now I want you to roll 1d6 plus

01:08:036 for the piercing damage against Kina.

01:08:06Come on.

01:08:073, 9.

01:08:08Ooh, baby.

01:08:09All right.

01:08:10So you see just lightning tear across the battlefield.

01:08:13Kina...

01:08:17Morgan has now been burnt and electrocuted in the past 12 seconds of combat, and that's...

01:08:23Well, then Morgan or Kiki?

01:08:24Well, the lightning hit both of them.

01:08:25That's right.

01:08:26Kiki gets the...

01:08:28Yeah, but her Kiki ass is probably still liking this shit.

01:08:30She's probably over there just like, lactating at this point.

01:08:33I'll also...

01:08:35I think that's how lactation works, man.

01:08:37I'll also say this.

01:08:39Technically, the way the lightning javelin works is you can affect Alachronos with it, too,

01:08:44if you want, but I leave it up to you whether you want to have him get electrocuted or not.

01:08:48I do not want to.

01:08:48With all of us there, I don't know about that.

01:08:50And when he's right there with him...

01:08:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:08:52For sure.

01:08:52You're going to turn around and tear me up with that pincer.

01:08:54Although, that pincer is kind of sexy.

01:08:57It's giving.

01:08:58Incredible.

01:08:59And now I want...

01:09:00And that's just half your turn.

01:09:01So as I threw the javelin, I did like a little front...

01:09:04Miss Cracker, a little front somersault roll thing.

01:09:06Yes.

01:09:06And I got back on my knee, and then I take out my longbow, and I'm pulling it to aim

01:09:11up at Kerwin.

01:09:13And can I do two grasping arrows?

01:09:15Can I get two...

01:09:16It's two arcanes, right?

01:09:17You can only do one arcane shot per turn.

01:09:19Okay.

01:09:19So you have one left for next turn.

01:09:21But you can attack twice.

01:09:24Every time you attack with your bow, you actually attack twice.

01:09:26Only one of them can be a magical shot.

01:09:28Okay.

01:09:28So I take the first one.

01:09:29I'll just a regular bow throw, and I throw the bow at him.

01:09:32Okay, cool.

01:09:32Give me the attack roll.

01:09:33You just throw it.

01:09:34Just throw the whole bow.

01:09:35The arrow?

01:09:36You throw the bow?

01:09:36I'm sorry.

01:09:37And I'm pulling back the arrow.

01:09:39Take the bow and throw it at him.

01:09:41And I roll a seven.

01:09:43Plus 11 with the magic bow.

01:09:45Plus 11.

01:09:46That still hits.

01:09:47Go ahead and give me...

01:09:48Yeah.

01:09:48And he says back, oh!

01:09:50And then I do my grasping arrow.

01:09:53Yeah, go ahead and roll.

01:09:53Which is a dangerous magic arrow restraining and poisoning per win.

01:09:58Does poison that mean like it has residual damage or something?

01:10:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:10:01And it partially restrains him as well.

01:10:03Oh, she's held.

01:10:05Fuck, it was almost a fucking 20.

01:10:07But it's an eight.

01:10:08Eight plus 11 is still 19.

01:10:10That still hits.

01:10:11This one goes right to his knee.

01:10:12You're going to roll two eight-sided die, two six-sided die, and then add 12.

01:10:18Whoa.

01:10:19Two do eights and two do eight.

01:10:21Yeah, two do eight and two do six.

01:10:23And then you're going to add 12.

01:10:25Two do eight.

01:10:26Toodly doo doo.

01:10:27Is that a one or a seven?

01:10:28You play D&D all day, you start scatting by the end of the day.

01:10:30Every time.

01:10:32Two do eight.

01:10:32MC Scat Cat appears over on the...

01:10:34I can't tell if it's a one or a seven.

01:10:37That's a one.

01:10:39One.

01:10:39Damn it.

01:10:40Wait, what was it again?

01:10:41A one.

01:10:41It's a one, okay.

01:10:42Roll the second one.

01:10:44Roll the second one.

01:10:45You got something.

01:10:46She rolls one nat 20.

01:10:47Now she's the belle of the die.

01:10:50The doll of the die is over there.

01:10:51Never forget it, honey.

01:10:52Never.

01:10:53For the die.

01:10:54For the die.

01:10:55Four.

01:10:56Okay, that's five.

01:10:57Now roll two six-sided die.

01:10:59Five.

01:11:00Yes.

01:11:00Okay, there we go.

01:11:02Three.

01:11:03Eight.

01:11:03So that's eight.

01:11:04And what did you roll on the D8s?

01:11:06Five.

01:11:07So five and eight is 13 plus 12.

01:11:09That's 25 points of damage to Kerwin.

01:11:13Yes.

01:11:13Princess, you look around.

01:11:14You see Kerwin says,

01:11:15There's nobody in the world who's got your back.

01:11:19And he...

01:11:19And Trojan's arrows.

01:11:21Bam, bam.

01:11:22The knee.

01:11:22The side.

01:11:23And you see these venomous green poison vines like sea kelp wrap around him and drag him down to one

01:11:31knee.

01:11:31You can see like the Hulk, his muscles getting larger as he gets more angry.

01:11:34As just trying to pull against these grasping vines.

01:11:38And then forget, the barnacles are not growing on his knees.

01:11:40Remember the barnacles?

01:11:42You see, yeah, the small little crustacean.

01:11:45That is Trojan's turn.

01:11:46Gertrude, that's you.

01:11:48Okay.

01:11:48All right, Gertrude.

01:11:49Does she see him?

01:11:51If you, yeah, if you step back, you'd have to move back to get a line of sight on him.

01:11:56Okay, so I'm going to, can you move me back a little bit?

01:11:58Yeah.

01:11:59Why don't you go forward though?

01:12:01Because I can't see him unless I go backwards.

01:12:02But if you go forward, you can see him from there.

01:12:04And then I'm underneath this big thing and I can't be close to stuff.

01:12:07Oh, right, right, right, right, right, right.

01:12:09Actually, yeah, that is true.

01:12:10If you stepped to the edge, like just 10 feet forward, you'd be able to cast a spell

01:12:14and have movement left after you cast to move back.

01:12:17Okay.

01:12:18Oh, yeah, okay, because you can do 30.

01:12:19And it's not just in one direction.

01:12:21It's not just in one direction.

01:12:21You can split it.

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