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MY WIFE TURNS OUT TO BE A MAN! Episode - Video
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00:00:05Jamie I can't marry someone I'm not in love with I've got to go find my own
00:00:10happiness I'm sorry sir but we can't find Miss Judith anywhere all right I'll
00:00:17handle this keep searching sideways where is she
00:01:01I now pronounce you husband and wife pick her up come on lift your brine
00:01:17you better hit the gym sweetheart
00:01:25one year just survive one year and then I'll be free
00:01:35let me make one thing perfectly clear
00:01:38I'm only marrying you because it was my dad's last wish don't catch any feelings
00:01:43for me okay isn't a year you and I will be done period I was kind of getting
00:01:52worried you said
00:01:59since we're both here for families let's lock this with a one-year contract
00:02:04clean and simple works for both of us okay
00:02:14all right rule number one no sex no snooping zip zero zilch for the year
00:02:20okay number two if either needs a plus one for public events the other shows up
00:02:26all right rule number three common spaces get split fair and square
00:02:32okay Judith gets the master suite this is my house why do you get the master
00:02:38suite
00:02:45because you're a strong gentleman and I'm your wife
00:02:52you're a lot stronger and taller than I am what was that nothing
00:03:00oh
00:03:09oh
00:03:16I'm done
00:03:30I'm just gonna love it with you okay I mean you literally just got married and
00:03:34since I spent time with your new wife you hang out with me in some workplace bar
00:03:38look is Judith objectively hot yes does she have an incredible body yes but
00:03:49she's not Evelyn I'm only married Judith because my dad wanted me to and I need to secure
00:03:55Evelyn's future
00:03:58her dude that's my dream girl and Judith is weird I mean first night we lived together she took my
00:04:05room my room
00:04:07who does that
00:04:08I'm sorry no that's cold man that's cold
00:04:14so what do you want to do you want to get back with her or what
00:04:20what do you suggest take some notes of myself her oh yeah no what what I'm not gonna blackmail my
00:04:29wife why not
00:04:31it's easy well okay let's not blackmail but it's blackmail Fenton this is a crazy idea
00:04:37I can't blackmail my wife that's fucking crazy dude
00:04:42what do you suggest
00:04:46take some notes of myself no her oh I don't know what you heard but I promise you it's only
00:04:54half the truth
00:04:54I mean I would never go along with Fenton's plan he's crazy and I'm not a monster
00:05:00Avery the public doesn't care if it's the whole truth or half of it what if I post this on
00:05:05Facebook or Instagram
00:05:07no please it would ruin my family's reputation and it would ruin the business for Rock Capital
00:05:13just don't
00:05:19what do you want from me
00:05:25I should punish you
00:05:28what shall I do to you
00:05:37what shall I do to you
00:05:38such an astute and foxy woman
00:05:44no I have to remain loyal to Evelyn
00:05:47what are you doing
00:05:48I have a girlfriend and we had a deal
00:05:51then calm down
00:05:52I'm just out there a little payback
00:05:56hand over the Sunset Island Resort
00:05:59and I'll delete this recording
00:06:03otherwise
00:06:04no no no
00:06:06I'll do it
00:06:09good boy
00:06:25I hate milk
00:06:26that's my mouth
00:06:37my princess is coming home
00:06:47so
00:07:07Evelyn?
00:07:08Avery!
00:07:21I missed you!
00:07:23I missed you!
00:07:42Evelyn!
00:07:43Hi!
00:07:47Aw, beautiful sweet couple.
00:07:50I wish I could have a boyfriend like that.
00:07:53Is this for me?
00:07:54Yes.
00:08:02Evelyn.
00:08:04Who the hell is this guy?
00:08:06Oh, I'm Evelyn's boyfriend.
00:08:09Evelyn, what's he talking about?
00:08:11Yes, he is my boyfriend.
00:08:15Who the hell am I?
00:08:17You're also my boyfriend.
00:08:19What the fuck, Evelyn?
00:08:21Why did you even bring me here if he was going to pick you up?
00:08:24Oops.
00:08:25I was group texting.
00:08:28Oh, Avery.
00:08:29You are so adorable and naive, as always.
00:08:34And you're just okay with this?
00:08:36Oh, I don't mind.
00:08:39She's the honest after all.
00:08:41Right.
00:08:42Uh, well, nothing but the best for you both.
00:08:57Fuck!
00:08:59Fuck.
00:08:59Ah!
00:09:06I...
00:09:07Aargh!
00:09:10Fuck!
00:09:12Fuck!
00:09:13Fuck!
00:09:14What...
00:09:14Fuck!
00:09:16Why are you so cruel?
00:09:20Why?
00:09:24I don't know what you're saying.
00:09:38I hate you, Evelyn.
00:09:40I hate you!
00:09:44You're a creep. You're a creep.
00:09:47Don't talk to me!
00:09:49I'm sorry.
00:09:59I miss you every day.
00:10:02I miss you so much.
00:10:05Is it really such a big deal?
00:10:09I'm sorry.
00:10:09I know I'll always, but...
00:10:11Only this time.
00:10:19Hey there.
00:10:20Ow, ow.
00:10:34How could you betray me like this?
00:10:38I've waited for you for three years.
00:10:40I saved myself for you.
00:10:46No!
00:10:47No!
00:10:48Mommy!
00:10:49I miss my mommy.
00:10:51I miss my daddy.
00:10:55I'm so tired.
00:10:59I'm so sad.
00:11:02So...
00:11:03So...
00:11:05So...
00:11:06So alone.
00:11:07Yeah, of course.
00:11:10The parents gone, and the girl left you high and dry.
00:11:14Yes, I...
00:11:15I...
00:11:16Got you some slack.
00:11:23Okay.
00:11:24Okay.
00:11:25Okay.
00:11:25I'm gonna...
00:11:26No.
00:11:28Better by time.
00:11:29Yep.
00:11:30Okay.
00:11:31Up we go.
00:11:33I told you...
00:11:35I can have a drink you in again.
00:11:37That's awesome.
00:11:37I saw Hillary Clinton.
00:11:38Oh, yeah?
00:11:39Oh.
00:11:40Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:11:40I'm not drunk.
00:11:45I'm not drunk.
00:11:46No.
00:11:47Mm-hmm.
00:11:47In fact...
00:11:49How about another round?
00:11:51Oh!
00:11:52Fuck, I'm drunk.
00:11:54Quiet, you stink man.
00:11:57Judith...
00:11:58Come here.
00:12:01I'm smoking wet.
00:12:02I know.
00:12:03I know.
00:12:07I know.
00:12:12You are.
00:12:27What?
00:12:53That's all you got?
00:13:02Light time is over.
00:13:04Time to get down to some real business.
00:13:07God, she's hot.
00:13:09I wouldn't mind sleeping with her.
00:13:15So this is what you meant by serious business?
00:13:18Yep.
00:13:20Why?
00:13:20What do you have in mind?
00:13:22Nothing.
00:13:50What the fuck?
00:13:52I just tried out different hairstyles.
00:13:56Oh, okay.
00:13:57So you like hairstyles, huh?
00:13:59Different role-play stuff?
00:14:01You kinky?
00:14:01Mm-hmm.
00:14:02Yeah?
00:14:02Yeah.
00:14:12What the fuck?
00:14:13What?
00:14:15Where are the...
00:14:16Where are the...
00:14:17The boobies?
00:14:29I'm not drunk.
00:14:30Mm-hmm.
00:14:32In fact, how about another round?
00:14:35Oh!
00:14:37God, I'm drunk.
00:14:39Okay.
00:14:39Judith, Judith, Judith, Judith.
00:14:41What?
00:14:41I'm so wet right now.
00:14:50No!
00:14:51No!
00:14:52No!
00:14:55Coming!
00:15:02Hi.
00:15:03Ivory.
00:15:04Come here, darling.
00:15:06Oh!
00:15:06Fuck!
00:15:07Why?
00:15:08I was dead wrong about you.
00:15:11Your wide-eyed baby deer routine?
00:15:13Gosh!
00:15:14I can't believe I actually bought those tickets to your show, though.
00:15:16What the hell are you talking about?
00:15:18Stop playing dumb.
00:15:19Did you sink Charlie's company on purpose?
00:15:22Is this some kind of fucked up payback against me?
00:15:25No!
00:15:26No!
00:15:26What?
00:15:26I don't know what you're saying!
00:15:27Oh.
00:15:29It's not...
00:15:35I did.
00:15:36Wait.
00:15:37This is between Avery and I.
00:15:39What the hell are you?
00:15:47Oh my...
00:15:50No!
00:15:52I'm Avery's wife.
00:15:54Have a problem with that?
00:15:58You sick cheating bastard!
00:16:01How could you?
00:16:03Maybe someone else behind my back!
00:16:06I...
00:16:07Look who's talking, s-s-s-s-s-s-slut!
00:16:11Girls are filing!
00:16:12Hey, bitch!
00:16:16Listen.
00:16:17Look.
00:16:18Sugar.
00:16:19You get Charlie out of this mess.
00:16:21Whatever it takes.
00:16:22You do that!
00:16:23Little favor from me.
00:16:25I promise.
00:16:26I'll let you keep on playing boyfriend.
00:16:28I don't care about the ring.
00:16:30How about you ask your other boy toys to help your Charlie out?
00:16:34Cuz...
00:16:34I'm already married.
00:16:38No.
00:16:39You can't be serious.
00:16:41You're not picking this mama bear over me!
00:16:44This mama bear is 10,000 times the woman you will ever be, so why don't you take your knockoff
00:16:48sheen dress and walk it back down to Santiago where you came from, bitch!
00:16:52Bye!
00:16:53You were getting me, you were getting me.
00:16:56Just for the intimacy.
00:17:01Thanks.
00:17:02No worries.
00:17:05Oh.
00:17:07Hello?
00:17:08Hey, man.
00:17:09Uh, remember to bring your wife to the birthday party.
00:17:11Come on.
00:17:26Here we go.
00:17:28spots, You're going to be bigger with me!
00:17:31Oh, there's food!
00:17:32Sorry!
00:17:34Did you listen to me?
00:17:38Bye.
00:17:40What happened?
00:17:40Oh, there's food, finally!
00:17:57Jeez, like, she's a normal amount.
00:18:00You look thin, you should both, uh, here, have a cupcake.
00:18:03Oh, I'm good, I don't, I'm watching my figure.
00:18:05Eat a cupcake.
00:18:06No, please, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:18:08no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:09I'm good, I'm good.
00:18:10I'm good.
00:18:12I'm so sorry, I'm simply upholding my allegation to public display my special affection that you sign off on.
00:18:20Besides, watching Instagram is having fun.
00:18:23Sweetheart, you should try this, it looks defining, you might actually like it.
00:18:26No, I'm not gonna help, no, but Dixie, but, oh, what?
00:18:39Thank you for this.
00:18:42You are.
00:18:44Judith.
00:18:47Judith.
00:18:48A lovely name.
00:18:51That's right.
00:18:52My wife, my wife and I,
00:18:54we're actually about to go greet our guests.
00:18:56We have lots of friends because we're married and popular.
00:18:58Bye.
00:19:06We'll see each other again soon, Judith.
00:19:15You need to stay away from that guy, okay?
00:19:17He's trouble.
00:19:19Oh. Are you jealous, darling?
00:19:23I'm just trying to look out for you.
00:19:29What are you doing?
00:19:31You're a bad liar.
00:19:34Pupils blown.
00:19:36Heart.
00:19:38Hunting baby babies.
00:19:44Whoa!
00:19:52Whoa!
00:19:54Whoa!
00:19:55I got some!
00:19:58Help!
00:20:00Help!
00:20:02Get!
00:20:02Oh!
00:20:11Avery!
00:20:12Damn it!
00:20:14Can you hear me?
00:20:19Breathe, damn it!
00:20:30I'm alive.
00:20:32Oh!
00:20:33Uh.
00:20:36I mean...
00:20:37I'm alive!
00:20:38She looks lovely and interesting.
00:20:40Oh, oh.
00:20:43Oh!
00:20:45Oh!
00:20:46Oh, oh.
00:20:46Oh, oh...
00:20:47Oh!
00:20:48Oh!
00:20:48Oh...
00:20:49She looks lovely and interesting.
00:20:50I'm alive.
00:20:56Is that what I look like?
00:20:58You know, you know, whatever, man.
00:21:01She's your wife.
00:21:02Okay?
00:21:03Yeah.
00:21:03Yeah.
00:21:09So, how you feel, man?
00:21:10Because you scared the fucking shit out of me.
00:21:14No, I really owe you for earlier.
00:21:16Thanks for saving me, man.
00:21:19Dude, credit where credit's due.
00:21:21Your wife is the hero.
00:21:23My pretty girl saved your ass.
00:21:40My wife, a guy.
00:21:44No way.
00:21:45What was I thinking?
00:22:03What's going on?
00:22:05Finally catch your feelings?
00:22:08Don't flatter yourself.
00:22:09You good now?
00:22:11Mm-hmm.
00:22:14Thanks for pulling me out.
00:22:27Now I have an OnlyFans.
00:22:28Yeah, what?
00:22:29Look who's breathing again.
00:22:31You two have your moment.
00:22:32I'm going to hit the buffet, okay?
00:22:33All right.
00:22:34Bye, sweetums.
00:22:36So, how's Bedron's treating you, buddy?
00:22:39Shut your trap.
00:22:40Whoa, easy killer.
00:22:43Oh, damn, son.
00:22:44You got it bad.
00:22:46Maybe.
00:22:48But, shh.
00:22:50It's temporary.
00:22:51She's temporary.
00:22:52So?
00:22:53Dude, come on.
00:22:54Just play husband for real.
00:22:57Come on.
00:22:57Wine her.
00:22:58Dine her.
00:22:58Take her on the balcony, overlooking the ocean, and just screw her goddamn brains out, man.
00:23:05That's what marriage is all about.
00:23:07You don't know anything about marriage, do you?
00:23:10I...
00:23:10Yeah.
00:23:11Okay, now all my relationships are great, but I mean...
00:23:15Does she even know she's married?
00:23:18No, Mr. It is.
00:23:23It's funny, we keep bumping into each other.
00:23:27Destiny has a strange sense of humor, no?
00:23:29Hardly a shock in the place this size.
00:23:32Cannot blame Moths for being attracted to a supernova.
00:23:37How poetic.
00:23:39Yeah, I bet that line works at truck stops.
00:23:42May I ask, do you have a sister?
00:23:45Why you ask?
00:23:46You remind me of my friend.
00:23:47He has the same eyes, the same cheeks, the same lips.
00:23:52You.
00:23:53Oh, really?
00:23:54What's she like?
00:23:55Sweet.
00:23:56Lively.
00:23:57I can show you a picture.
00:23:59Could it be...
00:24:00Judith?
00:24:11Stay away from my wife!
00:24:17Are you going to let go sometime tonight?
00:24:21What are you freaking out about?
00:24:24I need to tell you something.
00:24:27I...
00:24:28Hey, there you guys are!
00:24:30Oh!
00:24:32Happy birthday, man.
00:24:34Uh, sorry, we were just heading out.
00:24:35Oh, it's okay, it's okay.
00:24:37Hey, just hang on a sec.
00:24:39I've got a nice bottle of wine for you.
00:24:42Ah, wow.
00:24:50Add a little something extra.
00:24:52Enjoy.
00:25:03What do you want to say at the party?
00:25:06Screw it.
00:25:07Now or never.
00:25:09Judith?
00:25:12Would you be my wife?
00:25:13Like, for real?
00:25:16No tape backs.
00:25:25Come here.
00:25:26No, why are you so strong?
00:25:28You look good.
00:25:38Maybe shower first?
00:25:41Okay.
00:25:43I love this kinky stuff, but
00:25:46maybe we could go slower.
00:25:47I think I'm getting first-time jitters.
00:25:49I mean, I'm not a virgin.
00:25:50I mean, I've had sex with lots of women.
00:25:52Like, 300 women.
00:25:53That seems like a lot.
00:25:54Like, God.
00:25:55Shut up.
00:25:59Okay.
00:25:59Okay.
00:26:07Wait.
00:26:09What's going on?
00:26:10What the hell are you?
00:26:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:26:13I told you.
00:26:14No tape backs.
00:26:15Get over here.
00:26:19Get over here.
00:26:20I told you.
00:26:23I told you.
00:26:31I told you.
00:26:34I told you.
00:26:56Holy shit!
00:26:58I slept with a man!
00:27:02Is this a man?
00:27:03No, no way.
00:27:05No, this can't be happening.
00:27:06No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:27:11Wake up!
00:27:12Wake the fuck up!
00:27:16Morning, honey.
00:27:17What the fuck is your problem, dude?
00:27:22Easy!
00:27:24Easy, easy!
00:27:25Okay.
00:27:28I'm...
00:27:28I'm James Bolton.
00:27:32And...
00:27:32Judas, brother.
00:27:34And...
00:27:35Yeah, we...
00:27:36We're kind of screwed.
00:27:41What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?
00:27:43Why are you pretending to be your sister?
00:27:45Okay, I know this is...
00:27:47She bailed the wedding.
00:27:49And to save our family to shame.
00:27:51I had no choice.
00:27:53I wasn't myself.
00:27:54Get the fuck away from...
00:27:55Help!
00:27:56Fuck!
00:27:58Are you okay?
00:27:59I'm fine!
00:28:00Just...
00:28:01Get out!
00:28:22Hey, uh...
00:28:24Want some help?
00:28:24No.
00:28:27Okay, you want me to call someone?
00:28:29No, I don't want you to call someone.
00:28:32This is probably the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to me, so please don't tell anybody.
00:28:37Okay, fine.
00:28:38Just rest up.
00:28:41Oh, everything hurts.
00:28:43Oh my god, what is that?
00:28:45What an animal!
00:28:48My back!
00:28:50My back!
00:28:50Ow!
00:28:59I got the meds.
00:29:02Just leave me alone.
00:29:04Come on.
00:29:05It's not gonna get any better if you don't apply the ointment in the right spot.
00:29:15I can do it myself.
00:29:17It's...
00:29:17It's all my fault.
00:29:18Let me fix what I...
00:29:19I SAID I CAN DO IT MYSELF!
00:29:22Come on.
00:29:23You can't even see your own back, Avery.
00:29:25Let me help.
00:29:28What are you trying to do?
00:29:29Flex it?
00:29:32Here.
00:29:33Let me do it.
00:29:35Terry.
00:29:36Hey!
00:29:37What are you doing?
00:29:38It's my back that hurts.
00:29:42Ow!
00:29:44Okay, let it happen.
00:29:46It's okay.
00:29:47Shhh.
00:29:51Avery.
00:29:53I'm...
00:29:54I'm really sorry about last night.
00:29:57About lying.
00:29:59Yeah.
00:30:00I get it.
00:30:01Honestly, it's new for me too.
00:30:03And this is messing with my head.
00:30:06I'm gonna give you space.
00:30:08I'm gonna bounce to my place.
00:30:12Call me if you need anything.
00:30:26Twice a day.
00:30:28What?
00:30:32You want it twice a day?
00:30:34One time already almost killed me.
00:30:55I should punish you.
00:30:58What shall I do to you?
00:31:03I'm Avery's wife.
00:31:05Got a problem with that?
00:31:25I'm Avery's wife.
00:31:27I'm Avery's wife.
00:31:31I don't know who you are.
00:31:36Like hell I will.
00:31:39I swear my god is my name.
00:31:44I'm Avery's wife.
00:31:44I'm拾 ¥
00:31:55But once I don't even forget...
00:31:57I I just um so you want to hang out tomorrow
00:32:30Something you'll like or never seen a hot guy before
00:32:34Nah, I was just thinking that you'd look a lot better with the dress on
00:32:37Oh, she did
00:32:42A delightful surprise
00:32:48Mr. Mark, this is James, her brother
00:32:51Thank you, ma'am
00:32:53A thousand apologies, you cannot play my man
00:32:56See, Walton beauty is legendary
00:33:01James, to tell you the truth, I fell in love with you the moment I met you the other day
00:33:06I want to take you to dinner just the two of us
00:33:09That snake set this whole damn thing up
00:33:10Sorry, take him
00:33:13We're running late
00:33:23That damn two-piece
00:33:26I don't want to say what I want
00:33:41So Vincent, I looked at you a little weird today
00:33:46Like you were a meal
00:33:50How long have you guys known each other?
00:33:51Is it history or...?
00:33:53Uh, nah, I just met him at Macbethon's birthday
00:33:57You were there too, remember?
00:33:58Yeah, and I tried playing it cool
00:34:01You were totally jealous
00:34:04I wasn't jealous, I'm not jealous
00:34:07I don't care
00:34:08I don't care
00:34:09I thought maybe you cared
00:34:12Guess not
00:34:21Straight A since sixth grade?
00:34:24My parents' legacy project breathing down my neck
00:34:28The whole damn world wants me to be their parcel and doll
00:34:33Perfect air
00:34:35Flawless statue
00:34:39Fucking trophy case
00:34:46No one knows how tight the news gets
00:34:51A speech
00:34:54The only place where the rope goes slack
00:34:58The only place where I can just...
00:35:02Exist
00:35:05Why'd you bring me here?
00:35:11Why'd you call me?
00:35:16What do I call...
00:35:17I call it
00:35:17Outlet
00:35:18...
00:35:24Right
00:35:28I call it
00:35:30I call it
00:35:34I call it
00:35:41I just... I just... I need... I need...
00:35:45I just gotta get...
00:35:49Did... Did I do something wrong or...?
00:35:57I don't know what's wrong with me, dude.
00:36:00I knew that she was a guy.
00:36:03But like...
00:36:06I can't get over it.
00:36:08Look at that face of his weaponized charm.
00:36:10I mean... God. Straight. Gay.
00:36:13I mean, it doesn't really make a difference.
00:36:15He just wrecks people, man.
00:36:17I didn't call you to hear you salivate about him.
00:36:19I'm that confused.
00:36:21Go test the waters a little bit.
00:36:22Dip your toes, you know?
00:36:23Go faking yourself out.
00:36:25You're a grown boy.
00:36:26You need to learn this kind of stuff.
00:36:41Hey, handsome.
00:36:44Buy a lonely girl a drink?
00:36:50Yeah. I'm into women.
00:36:53Straight guys love hot women.
00:36:55That's the script.
00:37:08You like what you see?
00:37:11Yeah.
00:37:13Yeah.
00:37:13I shouldn't feel guilty.
00:37:15I mean, he lied.
00:37:16And I married Judith.
00:37:17His sister.
00:37:18My actual wife.
00:37:19Who I've never even met.
00:37:21It's a contract marriage, so...
00:37:23No rules broken.
00:37:25Okay.
00:37:26You like it right?
00:37:28Oh.
00:37:32This doesn't feel right.
00:37:34What's wrong with you?
00:37:44Aren't you in the mood, darling?
00:37:46Shhh.
00:37:47Leave it to me.
00:37:52Now this is where it gets fun.
00:37:58You.
00:38:01Okay.
00:38:02Shhh.
00:38:06For real?
00:38:07I'm sorry.
00:38:08It's not you.
00:38:08I just...
00:38:10I don't think I am who I thought I was.
00:38:14You.
00:38:17I'm an idiot.
00:38:18You don't need me at all.
00:38:19Enjoy your night.
00:38:20No.
00:38:21This is not what it looks like.
00:38:23I just...
00:38:23No.
00:38:23Save it.
00:38:25Okay?
00:38:26I get it.
00:38:36Bless you.
00:38:44Hey.
00:38:46What do you call a deer with no eyes?
00:38:50No eye deer.
00:38:51No eye deer.
00:38:56Keep the joke for your ghost.
00:39:06Shhh.
00:39:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:09Be quiet.
00:39:10You.
00:39:16Kill me now.
00:39:27James.
00:39:29James.
00:39:30James.
00:39:31James.
00:39:33James James James James James James.
00:39:35Hey James.
00:39:35James.
00:39:37want to play with little bunny come on please just forgive me please just get
00:40:04in the car okay fine I'm sorry about the other day but I promise nothing happened with her I didn't
00:40:11sleep with her okay why'd you take her home I was drunk and I I was scared I never felt
00:40:22this way
00:40:22about a guy before honestly it's terrifying but you have to believe me when I say I didn't sleep
00:40:27with her okay trust me I trust you what I'm just I feel so hurt right now
00:40:43how are you gonna make it up to me
00:40:55impressive
00:41:37I'm not angry anymore you don't have to do anything you're not ready
00:41:42good morning
00:41:47oh um I got an exam in the afternoon we'd be rushed
00:41:53oh um okay yeah no that's fine I remembered I have a I have a meeting this afternoon anyway
00:42:00so yeah yeah yeah that's me oh 100% yeah
00:42:04come on hello
00:42:22what now
00:42:25Hello?
00:42:27Where are you?
00:42:28I'm on my way.
00:42:29Bye.
00:42:45Avery!
00:42:54James?
00:42:56Avery!
00:42:57James!
00:42:58Avery!
00:42:59James!
00:43:02Avery!
00:43:03James!
00:43:03James!
00:43:08Sorry, I'm a little late.
00:43:19For being shy, I've seen you naked before.
00:43:22I broke my ankles, not my hands.
00:43:25Shut it.
00:43:30I can't help it.
00:43:33He gets to me.
00:43:38I can't do it.
00:43:41I can't do it.
00:43:44I can't do it.
00:43:51I can't do it.
00:43:54I can't do it myself.
00:43:55You won't stop.
00:43:56I can't do it.
00:43:57I can't do it.
00:44:15I can't do it.
00:44:15You're right.
00:44:15I can't do it.
00:44:21Get out of this.
00:44:25I can't do it.
00:44:25Yeah?
00:44:25I don't know, we're silly.
00:44:27Oh, I got a graduation party tomorrow.
00:44:29Happy con.
00:44:29And one week.
00:44:31One week.
00:44:32One week.
00:44:33One week.
00:44:34It's a normal amount of time to be apart.
00:44:35It's cool.
00:44:36I'm cool.
00:44:37Who's going?
00:44:38Yeah, it's just the drama crew.
00:44:41Liam, Zoe, Phoebe, Ethan, guys I know from class,
00:44:45and the girls from theater.
00:44:46You OK?
00:44:47Great.
00:44:48But they're all hot as hell.
00:44:50You want to come?
00:44:52Hanging with a bunch of college kids, that'd be a disaster.
00:44:57No.
00:44:58I mean, I'm busy.
00:45:00Probably got stuff going on whenever you said that was
00:45:02happening.
00:45:03I'm probably busy doing other stuff.
00:45:05Cool things that don't involve you.
00:45:07Oh.
00:45:09OK.
00:45:36What the fuck do they have to be laughing about?
00:46:06Hey, bro, can you tell us the soap bag?
00:46:08Can you tell us the soap bag?
00:46:09Oh, yeah, no problem, my guy.
00:46:21Thanks, bro. You're a lifesaver.
00:46:24You got it, boss.
00:46:31Aw, damn, dude.
00:46:33I've got slippery hands. Can you tell us about it again?
00:46:36Again? You gotta be kidding me.
00:46:39Sure thing.
00:46:40Yeah, thanks.
00:46:50Hey.
00:46:51It's one.
00:46:56Aw, I think you got the wrong guy.
00:46:58Shut up, Avery.
00:47:02Now, did someone tell me that you weren't available?
00:47:05What are you doing here?
00:47:06I was just overheating, so I thought a shower would help.
00:47:09Nope.
00:47:11This time the truth, Avery.
00:47:14I can't promise that I can hold back.
00:47:23I'm so freak stupid.
00:47:25Yeah!
00:47:30Oh, a woman.
00:47:32Hey, handsome.
00:47:33You wanna get a drink?
00:47:34Sorry, ladies.
00:47:36Hi, James.
00:47:37Yes.
00:47:37But, uh, as you can see, um, he's with me.
00:47:43Ooh!
00:47:45Can you guys support us?
00:47:49Thanks.
00:47:54Well, uh, you still haven't answered my question.
00:47:57Yeah, you can't keep running away.
00:48:03Oh, yeah, okay.
00:48:05You're not gonna tell me about it.
00:48:06Okay.
00:48:08You know what?
00:48:09I'm gonna find you to fix all this, and...
00:48:12Yeah, you and me.
00:48:13Okay.
00:48:14Done.
00:48:18Wait.
00:48:22You wanna know why I'm here?
00:48:28This is it.
00:48:41I couldn't stay away.
00:48:43I saw you with all those hot young people, and I...
00:48:47I was jealous.
00:48:48And it...
00:48:51Kind of freaked me out how much I missed you after just a day.
00:48:57I mean, I've never felt this way before about someone.
00:49:00It's...
00:49:02It's honestly kind of scary.
00:49:06I just don't know...
00:49:07I don't know what to do.
00:49:08I shouldn't have said anything. I'm sorry.
00:49:10I'm sorry.
00:49:20Look at me.
00:49:29Avery Rockefeller.
00:49:31I thought I was straight till you walked in.
00:49:35Yeah, it's...
00:49:37It's terrifying.
00:49:40But if it's you...
00:49:43Bring it on.
00:49:45I love you, Avery.
00:49:48Every single day, I think I can love you more.
00:49:52And then...
00:49:54Tomorrow comes and proves me wrong.
00:49:59I love you too.
00:50:25I love you too.
00:50:26What's that?
00:50:29Ooh.
00:50:35Oh.
00:50:38It's literally your school ring.
00:50:40It was mine.
00:50:41And now it's yours.
00:50:45Follow me.
00:50:46I love you!
00:50:48I love you too.
00:50:48Oh.
00:50:49I love you too!
00:50:51I love you too.
00:50:52Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
00:51:00Oh, oh, oh...
00:51:02I love you too!
00:51:08What up?
00:51:09Critical situation downtown.
00:51:10I'm out of town. Need you back to that, boss.
00:51:13I'm on my way.
00:51:51James!
00:51:53Bonjour.
00:51:54Vincent?
00:51:56James, you need a shower right now.
00:51:58Try again later.
00:52:01Flippity fuck are you doing on James' phone?
00:52:14Hey, is everything okay with the contract, Matt?
00:52:17What do you know about Vincent Lauren?
00:52:19Vincent?
00:52:20I mean, not much.
00:52:22I mean, no!
00:52:23Dude, this guy's a total player. He was getting three checks in one.
00:52:27Avery?
00:52:28Yo! Hey!
00:52:31Avery!
00:52:32Yo, where are you going? Dude, if you don't silence my dad's gonna fucking murder me!
00:52:36Avery, what the fuck?!
00:52:40Anyway, when I was, like, down on it, I was like...
00:52:45Hey!
00:52:50Avery, what the...
00:52:52You're the player here, James. You are.
00:52:54No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:52:55His room! You walked out of his room!
00:52:57And you say, I'm the... I cannot be the problem in this relationship!
00:53:01You walked out of his room, James!
00:53:03You're a fucking hypocrite! Saying, I'm a player?
00:53:05I think that I am the one that was cheating when you're so clear, you're the one that's having a
00:53:09fucking full of shit!
00:53:10I can't deal with it anymore!
00:53:12And you're frankly...
00:53:13Yeah, how does my ass look from my ankle?
00:53:14You're bad in bed!
00:53:15You have such a problem keeping it up, I mean...
00:53:18Shut up.
00:53:19...or something, and...
00:53:22Didn't cheat, promise.
00:53:30Your story better hold water.
00:53:32Okay, okay.
00:53:34Um...
00:53:35Here's what happened.
00:53:41The air closes on, zoom to 30, get the dogs ready, okay?
00:53:53Now!
00:53:53This is the only show I've happened to be!
00:53:57Thanks.
00:53:58Christ, I am so sorry.
00:54:01James, what a small world!
00:54:03Hey!
00:54:04Oh, I'm so sorry about this.
00:54:06Please, let me fix it.
00:54:08Take my shower.
00:54:09I cannot ruin your meeting.
00:54:11Crap!
00:54:12The shower in my room is busted!
00:54:14Clearly in a rush.
00:54:16Please, let me help.
00:54:18Yeah, yeah, fuck.
00:54:20Yeah, yeah.
00:54:20Let's do it.
00:54:21Okay.
00:54:23James, I mean it.
00:54:24I truly admire you.
00:54:27Just give me a shot.
00:54:28Oh!
00:54:31I appreciate it, Mr. Lauren.
00:54:33But my heart is spoken for.
00:54:35I only ask for help because this meeting was crucial for my family.
00:54:44Did I take your meeting?
00:54:47Screw the meeting.
00:54:57Surprise time.
00:54:58I love surprises.
00:55:00Oh!
00:55:01Okay, here.
00:55:02Ready?
00:55:02Yeah.
00:55:14Wow.
00:55:20That's insane.
00:55:23You like this beach?
00:55:25I love this beach.
00:55:27Good.
00:55:27Because I bought it 20 minutes ago.
00:55:32Welcome to Avery Beach.
00:55:36Seriously?
00:55:37You didn't actually name it Avery Beach, right?
00:55:40Yeah, yeah.
00:55:41No, I was just kidding.
00:55:43Name it whatever you want.
00:55:45Thank God.
00:55:55You're the only person that truly understands me.
00:56:00Honestly, I didn't even know what real love was until I met you.
00:56:03No.
00:56:09You rewrote my whole life.
00:56:12Made it beautiful.
00:56:14Made it real.
00:56:15No.
00:56:15I want it all.
00:56:18Every sunrise.
00:56:19Every storm.
00:56:21Every goddamn day with you.
00:56:26Avery Rockefeller.
00:56:28Oh my God.
00:56:31Will you marry me?
00:56:34James Welton.
00:56:35The guy who's all in.
00:56:39Um.
00:56:40Wow.
00:56:41I really don't know how any of this works, but...
00:56:45I would love to keep being your husband.
00:56:58All right.
00:57:02Okay.
00:57:03So, um.
00:57:05Rock Capital Group Gala event this Friday.
00:57:08Do you want to be my arm candy?
00:57:12I wouldn't miss it.
00:57:16No.
00:57:19No.
00:57:19No.
00:57:21No.
00:57:26No.
00:57:27No.
00:57:27Can you speak James Welton?
00:57:30Shoot, those Welton's have killer James.
00:57:32Is that good?
00:57:33Isn't that good?
00:57:33Jesus, they're brothers in law.
00:57:35Your imagination's running wild.
00:57:38I'm here for it.
00:57:40Okay.
00:57:41Well, I saw Bill Cosby behind the bar.
00:57:44So I'm gonna try one of these special drinks, okay?
00:57:45All right.
00:57:55You're not good enough for him.
00:57:58You think we don't know about the charade of him playing bride?
00:58:03We all know what's underneath the mask of Judith.
00:58:06I think he could fool everybody.
00:58:07What do you want?
00:58:09Leave James.
00:58:11Or I'll blow this whole thing wide open for you.
00:58:14And ruin all of you.
00:58:16Yo, what the fuck?
00:58:17Excuse me?
00:58:18Whoa, whoa.
00:58:19Hello, Jamie.
00:58:21Mr. Rockefeller's will merely requires Avery to marry a...
00:58:27Well...
00:58:28So, nothing tearing us apart.
00:58:32Fuck away, Miss Lauren.
00:58:34You know, excuse us.
00:58:35There's a glory hole in the men's washroom.
00:58:37I'm gonna put my mouth around it.
00:58:39It's gonna be on the other side.
00:58:41Au revoir.
00:58:50Nothing tearing us apart, huh?
00:58:54Let's test that.
00:59:00Do this for me.
00:59:02I'll be all yours.
00:59:09Holy shit!
00:59:11You're over, James Walter?
00:59:12With the heads.
00:59:14I know he's Judah's brother.
00:59:16I know.
00:59:17How can you do that to your own sister?
00:59:22That's disgusting, dude.
00:59:23Avery's marrying me.
00:59:25End of story, okay?
00:59:26Oh, by the way, I gotta thank you for that special wine you give to us.
00:59:29Really spread things along, you know?
00:59:33I need another one.
00:59:36Let's make another one.
00:59:37Just make another one.
00:59:44So...
00:59:46You think his folks are just gonna be...
00:59:48Cool with all this?
00:59:50Or...
00:59:51Relax.
00:59:52I'll talk to them.
00:59:55Come to my place smiling and do this right.
00:59:58Okay.
01:00:03Hello?
01:00:04Hey.
01:00:07So...
01:00:08Avery?
01:00:10Hello?
01:00:12Best friend?
01:00:13Dude?
01:00:14What the fuck?
01:00:15Hey?
01:00:16Still sitting here.
01:00:17Whatever.
01:00:43Uh...
01:00:44Fun fact, by the way, Dad.
01:00:45Uh...
01:00:46Did you know that bison are one of the few mammals that do the whole gay, warship thing?
01:00:50Like...
01:00:51Full-on romance.
01:00:53They even settle down together.
01:00:55Right, right.
01:00:56I guess that's why he's sitting on my plate.
01:00:58Can't exactly have kids, so...
01:01:07Oh, hell no.
01:01:09Oh, hell no.
01:01:11Oh, hell no.
01:01:21Mom?
01:01:22Dad?
01:01:24Avery and I...
01:01:25Um...
01:01:26Judith called.
01:01:27She's flying home tomorrow.
01:01:29Says she misses us like crazy.
01:01:32Um...
01:01:33You boys wouldn't mind picking her up?
01:01:35We'll get things back to, uh...
01:01:38Normal.
01:01:40Yeah.
01:01:42Sure.
01:01:42Right.
01:01:54James!
01:02:06No.
01:02:08Um...
01:02:09Wait a minute.
01:02:10You finally came to your senses and did your precious boyfriend.
01:02:13We're done.
01:02:14I realize there's nothing more important than you, Mom, and Dad.
01:02:19I'm your sister, and it's time I started acting like it.
01:02:23Hmm.
01:02:26Whoa.
01:02:27Who's the hottie?
01:02:29Oh.
01:02:30He's my, uh...
01:02:31Avery!
01:02:33Right.
01:02:35God, if I knew my hubby was this cute.
01:02:40Don't sweat it.
01:02:41I'll talk to her tonight, okay?
01:02:47Yeah.
01:02:48Yep.
01:02:50Again.
01:02:51Yep.
01:02:54Woo!
01:02:55Nice.
01:02:57You know...
01:02:59That guy...
01:03:01He was like...
01:03:02A total jerk.
01:03:04Freaking sucked.
01:03:06And I'm really sorry, Jamie, that I failed on the wedding.
01:03:11But like...
01:03:13Guys becoming tight...
01:03:15The best thing ever.
01:03:21Avery...
01:03:22I promise I'll be the best wife now.
01:03:25Ever.
01:03:26I believe it.
01:03:27I believe it.
01:03:28I believe it.
01:03:28We got something to tell you.
01:03:36You're funny.
01:03:38You know...
01:03:40Avery...
01:03:42I get really jealous of this guy.
01:03:46It's a pretty boy here.
01:03:48He's so pretty.
01:03:51And Avery...
01:03:52Like, everybody wants him.
01:03:55Like, everybody.
01:03:56Mm-hmm.
01:03:57Mm-hmm.
01:04:02Let's rest your order.
01:04:05No, but...
01:04:06No.
01:04:08Fine.
01:04:0840 minutes.
01:04:09Bye.
01:04:10Hey, uh...
01:04:11I got a ball to campus.
01:04:12Do you have a snake in here?
01:04:14What am I going to say?
01:04:14She's too drunk.
01:04:15Can you just take her home?
01:04:15And I'll talk to her tomorrow, okay?
01:04:17You gotta go.
01:04:17Thank you so much.
01:04:20Ahhhh!
01:04:22Oh!
01:04:23Oh!
01:04:23Sorry, Avery!
01:04:25You're pretty good up in here.
01:04:26Liquor.
01:04:27I haven't had a real challenge in years.
01:04:30I don't know.
01:04:31You're not too good at more than just...
01:04:33I'll have two drinks.
01:05:05Just take her home, and then I'll talk to her tomorrow, okay?
01:05:07You gotta go.
01:05:08Thank you so much.
01:05:16It's not your fault.
01:05:18We were blackout drunk.
01:05:21I mean...
01:05:25Technically, we are married.
01:05:27Breakfast is ready.
01:05:28I want you, Avery.
01:05:33No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:05:34This is not what it looks like, I promise.
01:05:36I don't remember a thing, and nothing happened, I swear.
01:05:39Say, I need space.
01:05:41Like, a lot of it, eh?
01:05:43No.
01:05:44Let's not see each other for a while.
01:05:46We'll be back.
01:06:08That is not what it looks like-
01:06:12I think...
01:06:19Jail's pregnant.
01:06:30We're done, Avery.
01:06:32Clean break.
01:06:33Let's just get everything back on track.
01:06:37Move on.
01:06:52James told me you're...
01:06:54I'm sorry.
01:06:59I...
01:07:01I didn't have a choice.
01:07:05My ex had just dumped me.
01:07:10And...
01:07:13I was already pregnant when I came back.
01:07:19Look, my kid needs a father.
01:07:22And my parents, like, they can't handle the shame that I've hooked up this disaster.
01:07:31I slipped something in your drink just to put you under.
01:07:38Breakfast is ready.
01:07:39I want you, Avery.
01:07:44Nothing actually happened between us.
01:07:50I didn't betray James.
01:07:54Hey, look.
01:07:56He's been on a bender.
01:07:59Ever since you left, okay?
01:08:01It's been bottle after bottle.
01:08:05We can't...
01:08:06We can't reach him.
01:08:08He's completely come undone, Avery.
01:08:11Avery, please, please.
01:08:13He needs you.
01:08:31So be in the room.
01:08:32He's been on a bender.
01:08:33Okay.
01:08:42Here we go.
01:08:44I was dreaming about you.
01:08:47God, I miss you, Eve.
01:08:51Every damn day.
01:08:59I miss you too.
01:09:02So much.
01:09:13To be continued...
01:09:14To be continued...
01:09:21To be continued...
01:09:21Easter, the end of the season.
01:09:26Edward, don't go!
01:09:32You real?
01:09:38No, no, shit! Sorry, sorry.
01:09:40I-I shouldn't do this. I-I'm sorry.
01:09:45Jiddis, baby.
01:09:46It isn't mine.
01:09:53Say that again.
01:09:55Nothing ever happened between us.
01:09:58You can ask her.
01:09:59She'll tell you the truth.
01:10:15Mom, Dad, this is it.
01:10:20I love Avery.
01:10:23I'm going to spend the rest of my life with him.
01:10:26Nobody else.
01:10:28Ever.
01:10:34Mr. and Mrs. Walton?
01:10:37Uh...
01:10:40The way I feel about James...
01:10:42I've never felt anything like it before.
01:10:45I mean...
01:10:46What we have, it's like...
01:10:47It's in oxygen.
01:10:49And I-I don't think I could live without it, if I'm being honest.
01:10:54Losing him...
01:10:55It would be a nightmare.
01:10:58So please, just see how much it would mean to have your blessing, because...
01:11:02It would mean everything to me, and I know it would mean everything to yourself.
01:11:08Honey...
01:11:19My boy's a man now.
01:11:22Son, you go live your life.
01:11:37I'm going to go meet the wedding planner, about the floral hellscape, but I'll be back in two hours.
01:12:03I'm going to go meet the wedding planner, about the floral hellscape, and I'll be back in two hours.
01:12:14Come on.
01:12:14Come on.
01:12:17Oops.
01:12:21What?
01:12:28Long time no see, Mr. Rockefeller.
01:12:32Vincent.
01:12:33What are you doing?
01:12:49I'm sorry.
01:13:04You know how I knew that that Judith was a fake?
01:13:09Because the real one's been screwing me for years!
01:13:17Look at you.
01:13:19His eyes.
01:13:21His lips.
01:13:23Wrong.
01:13:24All of it is fucking raw.
01:13:30Nothing like it.
01:13:35I need to breathe.
01:13:36Fire that raw, untamed energy.
01:13:41Labels.
01:13:43Nothing but chains for small minds.
01:13:46Fuck gender.
01:13:47James Walton is something more.
01:13:51I had a plan.
01:13:54Plans all mapped out how I would get to him.
01:13:56How I would take him down.
01:13:58How have you used Judith's baby?
01:14:00Mine too!
01:14:02But you had to fucking blow it!
01:14:05Every single time.
01:14:11What's his obsession?
01:14:15Is it like this pretty face?
01:14:20Or are you just a psycho between shits?
01:14:24You don't even want him!
01:14:33You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:35You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:38I know.
01:14:40I wonder what sound this will make when I...
01:14:43No, no, no, no!
01:14:44No, no, no!
01:14:46James?
01:14:50perfect timing james
01:14:53pixie let sis tie you up
01:14:56your boyfriend wants her
01:14:59james don't do it
01:15:02james
01:15:05good boy
01:15:09i'm sorry
01:15:16it's okay
01:15:19it's okay
01:15:21you promise me that if i help the mrs one doesn't even marry me and that he loves us
01:15:29enough cut the waterworks sweetheart
01:15:32i know
01:15:34you know it you know how much i hate when you cry
01:15:44i did exactly what you said
01:15:46let him go
01:15:50patience prince charlman
01:15:52the game has just begun
01:15:54now
01:15:56option one
01:15:57i put a bullet
01:15:59and i'm gonna love a boy here
01:16:02and then i eat my own gun
01:16:03right after
01:16:05and you walk
01:16:08option two
01:16:10my pick
01:16:11we blow your pretty little brains out
01:16:15and he walks free
01:16:17brilliant yeah
01:16:18oh
01:16:22tick tock ruck
01:16:24time to choose
01:16:29speechless
01:16:31pathetic
01:16:33open your eyes james
01:16:35you're really gonna risk everything for this coward
01:16:39i take
01:16:40and you die
01:16:45if we can't share heaven
01:16:48we're all brought together in hell
01:16:49because it hurts
01:16:52making your fucking dreams
01:16:56nothing
01:17:02oh
01:17:02hay
01:17:03hay
01:17:03hay
01:17:03hay
01:17:03hay
01:17:04hay
01:17:04hay
01:17:08hay
01:17:10hay
01:17:11hay
01:17:11hay
01:17:11hay
01:17:20It's okay.
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