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00:00:00This is a stone-cold rules lawyer move.
00:00:04I have never seen this before.
00:00:07This is a first for me in decades of playing this game
00:00:10that you can use water walk in an aquatic fight.
00:00:14There's not even a saving throw.
00:00:16Let me tell you something.
00:00:17This is some magic shit,
00:00:19because this paragraph was not in here two minutes ago.
00:00:22You pressed it in the patient.
00:00:27You're going to pop the carry, honey.
00:00:29This paragraph was not in here
00:00:32when I looked at this card this morning.
00:00:34Are you a witch?
00:00:35Shut the fuck up.
00:00:37I ate that.
00:00:39So you can water walk them.
00:00:41They will just shoot up,
00:00:42and then you can give little Miss Mama the...
00:00:45No, but we want Spoel.
00:00:46Spoel is apparently...
00:00:47We think he's secretly very...
00:00:48We want him to help us fight.
00:00:49We need Spoel there with us.
00:00:51If I cannot run, I will watch her walk.
00:00:54If I cannot swim, I will watch her walk.
00:00:57If I cannot...
00:00:58Sorry.
00:01:01So you see that the Baroness Straven looks up and says,
00:01:05finished.
00:01:06Wings are ready.
00:01:08Straven.
00:01:09Oh.
00:01:10Thank you so much.
00:01:14Twyla makes a whole bunch of little thank you cards fly around.
00:01:20She undoes a little clasp on her sort of...
00:01:22She has a sort of heavy, like, structural corset.
00:01:27She undoes a little thing, and a drawer pops out,
00:01:29and she starts putting the notes in a drawer.
00:01:31What is horology?
00:01:32The study of time?
00:01:33Is that what it is?
00:01:34Horology?
00:01:35Horology.
00:01:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:01:36Yeah.
00:01:37We met this amazing horologist out here in the streets.
00:01:40Oh, you just wanted people at home to know that you know what the word horologist means.
00:01:46How often will I get an opportunity to use the word horology?
00:01:50I'm not going to pass it up.
00:01:52Horology, sweetie.
00:01:54Acia looks at you all and says,
00:01:55I'm happy to come if you want.
00:01:58Nyreth also says,
00:01:59Yes, you'll have to get to work quickly, I think.
00:02:03So things are unfolding fast.
00:02:05Your father and this spole have been...
00:02:09My love.
00:02:10Your love.
00:02:11Hey, congratulations.
00:02:12You're welcome.
00:02:13That's not supposed to say he's a demon.
00:02:14He doesn't care about love.
00:02:15No, I love love.
00:02:17I think he...
00:02:17See?
00:02:18And you love...
00:02:19And you love Gertie.
00:02:22Gertie, I know you feel that.
00:02:24He's co-switching.
00:02:25You feel that demon dick.
00:02:27Y'all, stop trying to make...
00:02:29Mine has a bone in it.
00:02:31See?
00:02:32A real bone.
00:02:33Oh my God.
00:02:34Stop trying to make me and Nyreth happen.
00:02:38It's happening, sweetie.
00:02:40Also, no shade.
00:02:41I'm sorry.
00:02:43Why are we taking Asia with us?
00:02:45We had to help her beat...
00:02:46She's not going to be of any help to us.
00:02:48What do you mean?
00:02:50She's not strong.
00:02:50Asia is the princess of the viper.
00:02:52She's listening to us talk.
00:02:54No, she's a princess and she is a jade viper.
00:02:56The jade viper don't have a princess.
00:02:58Yeah.
00:02:58She's her boon to become a princess.
00:03:01She has a magic ring, though.
00:03:02She has one boon to become a princess.
00:03:04She has one boon to get me.
00:03:05You're right.
00:03:05And then she was going to use the last one to not get beat up by a bow.
00:03:09She has a boon, so I guess that is a valuable.
00:03:11I was trying to make it canon, and you just ruined it.
00:03:15What were you trying to make canon?
00:03:16I was just trying to make her the princess of the jade vipers.
00:03:19Well, we've already made canon that she's not.
00:03:21That's already been established.
00:03:22You can't canon things that are already canon.
00:03:24You can't uncanon something.
00:03:25I can enlarge this canon.
00:03:27You are opening a canon of worms.
00:03:33You see the CSS, but if you want to kill some time, yeah, let's go see the city.
00:03:36Yeah, let's go around.
00:03:38Cool.
00:03:39Montage.
00:03:41You guys montage.
00:03:42You guys get some great street food.
00:03:45You have a great time at the bazaar.
00:03:46You see a show, and the sun is setting.
00:03:49Oh, the sun's setting.
00:03:50I just love sunset so much.
00:03:52What do you want to ask the bones?
00:03:53We're going to ask the...
00:03:54Okay, you're obsessed with these runes.
00:03:56Well, it might be the last time we're going to use them, because we're going to trade them in for
00:03:59money.
00:03:59Oh, we're going to sell them for storage.
00:04:00So we're going to ask the guy upstairs if we should get the mystery bag.
00:04:08No, there was another one.
00:04:08There was something else.
00:04:09I think that was it.
00:04:11There was one of the two.
00:04:11There was another one that was more important, though.
00:04:13Come on, guys.
00:04:14Can we roll the tates back, please?
00:04:16Oh, we can also ask the bag of runes if using suggestion would yield a high return.
00:04:22We could ask that question, too.
00:04:23Oh, the other was about using suggestion on the guy.
00:04:25Yeah, if she is using suggestion on him to lower the prices, will that result in something bad?
00:04:31You'll agree, yeah.
00:04:32Okay.
00:04:33There's happy hour prices.
00:04:34But we get one question.
00:04:36So we get one?
00:04:37I think the mystery bag is cheap.
00:04:40We have so much money now.
00:04:41We're fucking loaded.
00:04:42We could just get that anywhere.
00:04:43But the other...
00:04:44Whoa!
00:04:46Get that, whatever.
00:04:48But the other things are 100 each, right?
00:04:52Yeah, so we have...
00:04:54We gained...
00:04:55Okay, let's add them up.
00:04:56What do you have all together?
00:04:57I have 12.
00:04:58I have 2250 because I put all in.
00:05:00I have 2150.
00:05:01Come on, who's adding these?
00:05:02I have 40.
00:05:03I'm adding, I'm adding.
00:05:0441?
00:05:05Okay, 40.
00:05:06So 40 plus 20 is 60.
00:05:08Plus 12.
00:05:09Plus 12 is 52.
00:05:10No, no, no, no, 24, 72.
00:05:13Plus 2250.
00:05:1422.
00:05:15So we have about 100.
00:05:16What do you mean about 100?
00:05:17What's the number?
00:05:18She can't do that.
00:05:19We have like...
00:05:20She's fucking with us.
00:05:20You said you were going to add it up.
00:05:22Girl.
00:05:2341?
00:05:23And how do you consider...
00:05:24Wait, hold on, we're getting it.
00:05:2541 plus...
00:05:2641 plus 2150.
00:05:2721.
00:05:28Plus 2250.
00:05:292250, yeah.
00:05:30Plus 12.
00:05:31Uh-huh.
00:05:32Okay, let me show y'all.
00:05:32This is how we do math.
00:05:33I would have done it two at a time,
00:05:34but you go, you pop off.
00:05:36We have $97.50.
00:05:38I thought you said we had 100.
00:05:39We don't even have 100.
00:05:40So to be...
00:05:41But we have...
00:05:41But we also have $100 worth of runes.
00:05:44Oh, the runes is...
00:05:45Oh, oh my gosh.
00:05:46Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
00:05:46We're loaded.
00:05:47What about the fish?
00:05:48Don't we have that half fish?
00:05:49We could sell that fish.
00:05:49Yeah, we've been carrying it the whole time.
00:05:50You don't suppose it's thank, too.
00:05:52It's thanky, girl.
00:05:53It's time to get rid of that.
00:05:53So we have roughly 200 and some odd dollars.
00:05:56Yes, about that.
00:05:57Right?
00:05:58Yeah.
00:05:58And the fish is probably like $600.
00:06:00So we can only get...
00:06:01We can only get...
00:06:02We can only get...
00:06:03We can get either two of the things,
00:06:06two of these potions.
00:06:07I think the mystery bag has some good shit in it.
00:06:09Yeah.
00:06:10Okay.
00:06:10Yeah.
00:06:11So what are we using the runes for?
00:06:13We're selling the runes to them.
00:06:15And we're getting 100 gold pieces in credit.
00:06:17We're going to be...
00:06:18Wait until sunset to use the runes.
00:06:21So we're going to ask the runes
00:06:22if we should use suggestions to get them.
00:06:25We're going to ask the runes,
00:06:26are we going to do suggestions,
00:06:27or are we going to...
00:06:27Or should we take the mystery bag?
00:06:29Taking the runes out,
00:06:29you pose the question,
00:06:31will suggestion,
00:06:33will charming Khmer lead to positive results?
00:06:38The runes for disaster,
00:06:42chaos, destruction face down.
00:06:46Oh!
00:06:47Face up...
00:06:48Face up good fortune,
00:06:51cleverness, guile, and mischief.
00:06:53We're going to leave here
00:06:54with all of our money in it.
00:06:56Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:06:56We're going to...
00:06:57Can you take us back to the shop?
00:06:59Oh, for...
00:07:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:01There's a cotton candy place.
00:07:02They have wild flares and pickles.
00:07:04I would like cotton candy.
00:07:06Okay.
00:07:07Let's go get her cotton candy.
00:07:09Can you distract our friend
00:07:09with cotton candy
00:07:10while we go to the apothecary?
00:07:11Great.
00:07:11I actually need to go to the bathroom first.
00:07:13Oh, man.
00:07:14I had to go.
00:07:15I'm so good.
00:07:15Let's go to the bathroom.
00:07:16Let's go to the apothecary.
00:07:17Find us at the apothecary, okay?
00:07:19Okay, girl.
00:07:19Let's go to the apothecary.
00:07:20Twyla, I love you.
00:07:21I love you too, baby.
00:07:23Oh, Naira, can you come with us?
00:07:27Naira says,
00:07:28Oh, yes.
00:07:28Are we in for some skullduggery?
00:07:32And Acia goes too, right?
00:07:33Acia's going to the bathroom with you
00:07:35and getting cotton candy.
00:07:35Yeah, y'all going to catch up with us.
00:07:37And cotton candy.
00:07:38Is Acia trying to hit on me?
00:07:40No.
00:07:40No, it's Fred.
00:07:42It's Fred.
00:07:42Okay, I was going to say...
00:07:43Y'all trying to make everybody
00:07:44fuck everything all the time.
00:07:45Fuck everything everywhere.
00:07:47No, no, no.
00:07:48I think Twyla's a part of the community
00:07:49as an ally,
00:07:50but I don't think she's a scissor sister.
00:07:52Jesus, why do we want Naira with this?
00:07:56Because he knows potions.
00:07:57He's really smart with potions.
00:07:58Oh, good idea.
00:07:59We could probably show him
00:08:00our bag of mix-up.
00:08:01He'd be like,
00:08:01don't do that one, do that one.
00:08:02Okay, great, good job.
00:08:03Naira says,
00:08:04All right, when we get into the apothecary,
00:08:06I shall rip the soul of the apothecary.
00:08:10No, Naira.
00:08:11Naira, please don't do that.
00:08:12Anything but that.
00:08:13No, not anything.
00:08:14All right, what you do
00:08:15is kind of hang out
00:08:15and just use your knowledge
00:08:18of potions and stuff,
00:08:19and you can tell us
00:08:20if something is worth
00:08:20what they're saying it is.
00:08:22Actually,
00:08:23if you just wait outside for us.
00:08:25Okay.
00:08:25And if we need you,
00:08:26we'll call you in.
00:08:27That sound good?
00:08:28All right.
00:08:29But if we need you...
00:08:30I bet I can help.
00:08:31If we need you,
00:08:32we'll call you in.
00:08:33You let me know.
00:08:34He's so fun.
00:08:35I love this guy.
00:08:36Oh, he's sweet.
00:08:37We should be roommates.
00:08:37When I get back,
00:08:39we should room.
00:08:40Oh, you're so fun.
00:08:41Oh, you want to be roommates.
00:08:42Oh, my God.
00:08:44Okay.
00:08:44All right,
00:08:44we're back to the Apothecary.
00:08:45You want to do the Apothecary.
00:08:46Kamir turns to you
00:08:47and says,
00:08:48oh, welcome back.
00:08:48Hi.
00:08:49Okay, so we want to buy
00:08:51two of the potions.
00:08:51Oh, right in.
00:08:52Right into it.
00:08:52Oh, hi.
00:08:53Hi.
00:08:54Remember us from earlier?
00:08:55Yes, absolutely.
00:08:56I didn't think you were
00:08:56going to come back,
00:08:56but you came back.
00:08:57I love you.
00:08:58I'm willing to lie to you.
00:08:58Your makeup in your hair
00:08:59looks so beautiful.
00:09:00Some people have anxiety
00:09:01when they're shopping
00:09:01and they'll just say
00:09:02I'm coming back.
00:09:03That's fair.
00:09:03And I have done that in the past.
00:09:05Yes.
00:09:05So we want to get
00:09:06those red potions.
00:09:08I don't remember.
00:09:10How much were you
00:09:10to those again?
00:09:11So at this point,
00:09:12she uses subtle
00:09:12and suggestion.
00:09:15And she's going to say,
00:09:17you're going to give us
00:09:18the best prices
00:09:20you can possibly give
00:09:21and we will take
00:09:23nothing less.
00:09:29Kamir fails.
00:09:31Yes.
00:09:32Oh.
00:09:32You see,
00:09:34he says,
00:09:36of course,
00:09:38the best prices.
00:09:39Yes.
00:09:40I understand
00:09:41that you came here
00:09:41early in the day.
00:09:42As the day is beginning,
00:09:43we have to,
00:09:45you know,
00:09:46with word gets out
00:09:48in the market
00:09:48that we're discounting.
00:09:49But it's late at night
00:09:51and I'd be happy
00:09:52to get to it.
00:09:53We're probably going to be
00:09:53your last customers
00:09:54of the day.
00:09:54Oh, the happy hour sale
00:09:55that I mentioned earlier.
00:09:57There you go.
00:09:58Yes, I'd be more than happy
00:09:59to provide you
00:10:01with as good a deal
00:10:02as I think.
00:10:02So how much
00:10:03for four of those ones,
00:10:04those really rare,
00:10:05amazing red ones
00:10:06with the glowy liquid
00:10:08inside of them?
00:10:08You see,
00:10:09there are four
00:10:09and there are four of us.
00:10:11Kamir looks and says,
00:10:12there are four.
00:10:12It costs us
00:10:1638 gold pieces
00:10:17to make one of those.
00:10:19Quite the up mark.
00:10:20The upsell.
00:10:21Well,
00:10:22it's bizarre.
00:10:23I mean,
00:10:23we got prime location.
00:10:24It's convenience.
00:10:25You know,
00:10:25people don't want
00:10:25to make potions themselves.
00:10:26Anyone can make a potion,
00:10:27but who wants
00:10:28to learn how to make them?
00:10:28And rent is so high
00:10:30these days in this part
00:10:31of the court.
00:10:31Of course.
00:10:32It's rent
00:10:32and it's the staffing charges.
00:10:33And also,
00:10:34I'll just be honest
00:10:34and say,
00:10:35you're also paying
00:10:36for the education.
00:10:36You know,
00:10:37it's years of school
00:10:37to become an apothecary.
00:10:38You think rent's here.
00:10:39You should see
00:10:40what's going to be happening
00:10:40on Wormspine Mountain
00:10:42and a little...
00:10:43Why?
00:10:43Is something bad
00:10:44going to happen?
00:10:45You know what?
00:10:45Just read the papers.
00:10:46Just stick around
00:10:47and read the papers.
00:10:48Hopefully,
00:10:48nothing bad
00:10:49will be happening.
00:10:50So they cost 38 to make.
00:10:51Would it be 40 gold pieces
00:10:52per potion?
00:10:54Okay,
00:10:54how about we give you
00:10:55a little less than
00:10:56cost per unit?
00:10:57You want me
00:10:58to take a loss?
00:10:58Oh,
00:10:59Twyla enters
00:11:00with a whole bunch
00:11:02of pickled flavored
00:11:04candy floss
00:11:06and hands one
00:11:07to each lady
00:11:09and she says
00:11:12to come here,
00:11:12come here.
00:11:14I got candy floss
00:11:15for you.
00:11:15Pickled flavored.
00:11:17Kind of looks
00:11:18like his arms.
00:11:20Oh,
00:11:21you're going to be
00:11:21triggered by that.
00:11:21Oh, wait.
00:11:22See, they go.
00:11:23See, they go.
00:11:26This looks just
00:11:27like my dad.
00:11:30He was a cloud.
00:11:31Oh, that's so cute.
00:11:33Twyla, where to bring
00:11:34No, this is,
00:11:35he, what,
00:11:35no, he's,
00:11:35he, he,
00:11:36it's a good memory,
00:11:36maybe.
00:11:37Nobody eat it.
00:11:39You know what?
00:11:42You know what?
00:11:43What?
00:11:44What?
00:11:44Take the potions.
00:11:45Oh!
00:11:46Come here.
00:11:48You know what?
00:11:48Because you're going
00:11:49to give us a potion,
00:11:49we are going to go ahead
00:11:50and purchase
00:11:51that mystery bag.
00:11:53Amazing.
00:11:53We got to get rid of it.
00:11:55It's so dangerous.
00:11:56Yes.
00:11:57Dangerous?
00:11:58Amazing.
00:11:58It's so fun.
00:12:00Oh, he said it's fun.
00:12:00He didn't say it's fun.
00:12:02Boyfriend.
00:12:02Yeah.
00:12:03Well, that's,
00:12:03well, that's,
00:12:03yeah.
00:12:04Okay, give us some,
00:12:06how much for the,
00:12:06how much for the,
00:12:07for the fun mystery bag?
00:12:09Mystery bag,
00:12:09well, it's marked as 20,
00:12:10but I'll take 10 for it.
00:12:11You know what?
00:12:12We'll give him a 30.
00:12:12Give him 30.
00:12:13We can give him a 30.
00:12:14No, he said 10.
00:12:15Who is your way
00:12:16what kind of negotiating about?
00:12:18Don't be greedy.
00:12:19Don't be greedy.
00:12:19We got for capitalism.
00:12:21Late stage capital.
00:12:22Give this man $30.
00:12:23Yeah, we got four potions for $40.
00:12:24You're right.
00:12:25Give him $40.
00:12:26Give him,
00:12:26give him your money.
00:12:28I'll,
00:12:29I'll give him 20.
00:12:30I'll give him all 12 of mine.
00:12:32Okay.
00:12:33Whatever you need for me,
00:12:34Daddy, I got you.
00:12:35Come here.
00:12:36Come here.
00:12:36Come here.
00:12:37Come here.
00:12:37How much are we short now?
00:12:38Wait, I give him,
00:12:40we're at 22.
00:12:41We need 18 more.
00:12:42Come on, Twyla.
00:12:43Give him 18.
00:12:44Okay.
00:12:44Hey, so is this how you negotiate your contract?
00:12:47No, I think, yeah.
00:12:48If you're paying 20,
00:12:49you'll need 10 to get to 30.
00:12:51Oh, then 10 more.
00:12:53Boom.
00:12:53I have two gold pieces.
00:12:5410 from you and 20 from Princess.
00:12:55Kamir takes 30 gold pieces and says,
00:12:57thank you so much.
00:12:59It's an honor to do business with you.
00:13:02I can't help but feel that these potions will do great work in the world if they are traveling
00:13:10with you.
00:13:11So, thank you.
00:13:13It's been really lovely.
00:13:15And guys, we,
00:13:15and we kept our windows.
00:13:17We didn't even get rid of it.
00:13:18No, we got the windows, guys.
00:13:19That's just beautiful.
00:13:20Kamir says,
00:13:21wonderful.
00:13:21Thank you so much.
00:13:22And come back anytime.
00:13:23And hands you the mystery bag.
00:13:25You hear a sort of ominous clink,
00:13:26clink, clink, clink, clink of all the potions in there.
00:13:30We'll see what's next.
00:13:30Okay.
00:13:31Thank you for the bag.
00:13:32So, okay, we're outside.
00:13:33Enjoy eating your dad.
00:13:35Jesus Christ.
00:13:37Pickle flavor.
00:13:37I say,
00:13:38I say we go by the Oasis and go and let's talk to,
00:13:41just in case,
00:13:41you know,
00:13:42these things,
00:13:42something explodes.
00:13:43And I can explain what these are.
00:13:45Explodes.
00:13:46He said it's dangerous.
00:13:47Who knows what's in there?
00:13:47Wait,
00:13:48how did he hand it to us?
00:13:49I think.
00:13:50Was he,
00:13:50was he just like grabbing it?
00:13:51What did,
00:13:51what did he do?
00:13:52I would say he sort of went.
00:13:56Okay.
00:13:57For that instance,
00:13:58I'm going to use magic hand or mage hand.
00:14:01What is it?
00:14:01Yeah,
00:14:01mage hand.
00:14:02I'm going to use mage hand to grab it and hold it 30 feet in front of us at all
00:14:06times.
00:14:07It's his bag floating in front of us.
00:14:10Which is as far as.
00:14:11In front of us.
00:14:11Put it behind us.
00:14:12Let it trail us.
00:14:12Yeah,
00:14:1330 feet behind us.
00:14:14The mage hand will be carrying this 30 feet behind us as we walk to the next place.
00:14:19And maybe Nyreth can.
00:14:20With a sticker on it that says,
00:14:22Twyla,
00:14:22please don't touch.
00:14:23And it's in Gaelic.
00:14:26I don't know how to say that.
00:14:28I'm going to say one thing.
00:14:29You exit out there and you see that outside of the apothecary,
00:14:33Nyreth is actually talking to Asif the smith from earlier.
00:14:36The blacksmith.
00:14:37The blacksmith.
00:14:37Yeah.
00:14:38Oh,
00:14:38the sad one.
00:14:38We still need him.
00:14:41He didn't give me anything.
00:14:42You see that,
00:14:43as he sort of walks out,
00:14:44you see that Nyreth is speaking
00:14:46and Asif looks over and says,
00:14:48Oh,
00:14:48I just wanted to come back after the,
00:14:52closing the shop down to say thank you
00:14:54for your advice you gave me earlier
00:14:57to be kind to myself.
00:15:01If you ever need anything forged or created,
00:15:04I'd be happy to do it for you.
00:15:07Girl,
00:15:07do you need something stronger?
00:15:09Okay,
00:15:09I'm the only one without a thing.
00:15:10Oh yeah,
00:15:10yes.
00:15:11Oh yes.
00:15:11And you have extra things.
00:15:12You got,
00:15:12you just got a lightning rod,
00:15:14bitch.
00:15:14Are we getting something?
00:15:15We're supposed to get something from here for you.
00:15:17Nyreth,
00:15:17Nyreth turns to you and does say like,
00:15:19if you are interested,
00:15:21thinking of a tool of immortality,
00:15:24some subject that might help ground your eternal life
00:15:29in the form of a symbol,
00:15:32something that means something to you
00:15:34to keep the endless years moving,
00:15:37in a direction of your heart's desire.
00:15:39I would love that.
00:15:40Nyreth sort of smiles and says,
00:15:42they're different for different people.
00:15:44They are devils that make their tool of immortality,
00:15:47a pitchfork of torment.
00:15:50And for Titania,
00:15:52it is her seely crown.
00:15:54For others,
00:15:56dragons with the gold across the scales of their chest.
00:16:00Maybe there's something ornate I could put over my horns
00:16:02to adorn my horns.
00:16:06Because I used to get teased for them a lot,
00:16:07but honestly,
00:16:08I want to decorate them up.
00:16:09I want to feel proud of them.
00:16:10I want to be able to show off my horns
00:16:12and it'll make my little Afro puffs look cute too.
00:16:14It's cool.
00:16:15It's interesting.
00:16:16You struck me as someone who would like a purse.
00:16:19Like a purse would be your thing.
00:16:22With snaps.
00:16:23A lot of a purse.
00:16:25You see that Asif smiles and says,
00:16:28that's amazing.
00:16:30Do you want something like armor
00:16:32that would guard and protect them
00:16:34and shield your brow and your horns?
00:16:37Or do you want something
00:16:38that would be more beautiful, elegant?
00:16:42Well, let's talk about this
00:16:43because there is someone
00:16:44who's been eyeing my horns.
00:16:46Oh my God, Huey.
00:16:48And also, I am weak.
00:16:50I do not have a lot of hit points.
00:16:53I will craft an armor for your horns.
00:16:55That's what I want, yes.
00:16:57To guard you through the ages.
00:16:59Yes.
00:16:59Cute.
00:17:00That's cute.
00:17:01So like hair condoms.
00:17:03Just like hair condoms.
00:17:05Do you use hair condoms often?
00:17:06I don't use condoms.
00:17:07That, I clocked.
00:17:09Come mess me this with you.
00:17:13You see, Asif does a quick little Irish tune
00:17:16and he says,
00:17:18something perfect for the witch,
00:17:20the frost moon.
00:17:21And you see, he runs back to his smithy.
00:17:23Nyreth says,
00:17:24I'm going to keep an eye on our friend Asif
00:17:26and try to get as many,
00:17:27are there many artifacts being sold here
00:17:29in the marketplace?
00:17:30I will climb my devilish tree
00:17:33to get as many as I can
00:17:34and bring them to you along with,
00:17:36as soon as he's done working,
00:17:37I'll bring them to you.
00:17:38But I believe time is of the essence.
00:17:40You probably need to get a move on.
00:17:41Well, we need him to...
00:17:42Yeah, do you need something?
00:17:44You have something.
00:17:45You got the wings
00:17:47and you got the...
00:17:49But I need to...
00:17:49Don't you think Twyla needs a shield?
00:17:52Like an all-blossom-shaped shield
00:17:54that would reflect
00:17:55whoever's trying to beat her up
00:17:56back to them?
00:17:58Listen,
00:17:58everyone just write down
00:17:59what you want me to get.
00:18:00I'll get you a shield.
00:18:01We get...
00:18:01There's a shield.
00:18:02We'll get wands.
00:18:02I want the horn protection.
00:18:04The horns.
00:18:05I'm going to take care of all that.
00:18:06You might want to take a look at Everdeep
00:18:08if you're going to try to go there.
00:18:09You have your crystal ball, don't you?
00:18:10I do.
00:18:11Yes.
00:18:12Okay.
00:18:13So I'm going to...
00:18:14I wouldn't be scrying.
00:18:15I would just be looking.
00:18:15I can only look at people
00:18:16or can I look at things?
00:18:17You can say people.
00:18:19But I can't see things, though.
00:18:20Let me actually double check.
00:18:21You might be able to say things.
00:18:22Because if I can see things,
00:18:23I can find out where this amulet is
00:18:25and relocate it
00:18:26so the kraken can't attack it.
00:18:28Oh, yes.
00:18:28Right.
00:18:29So the water...
00:18:29They have the amulet down there, right?
00:18:32We don't know where the amulet is.
00:18:33It has to be creature.
00:18:35It has to be creature.
00:18:36Got it.
00:18:36Okay.
00:18:36So I can see the kraken.
00:18:37I can see any people.
00:18:39Which we don't care about.
00:18:40Instead of targeting a creature,
00:18:41you can choose a location
00:18:42you have seen before,
00:18:44but it has to be a location
00:18:44you've seen before.
00:18:45Yeah, we have no idea
00:18:46where we're looking at.
00:18:47Yeah, we do not know where the...
00:18:48Well, we know that the kraken,
00:18:49the amulet could be in this forest.
00:18:51I mean, it might...
00:18:52I feel like it's going to be
00:18:53near the seaside.
00:18:54It might be the oasis
00:18:55in the forest.
00:18:56Well, we're just guessing.
00:18:57So we know one bitch
00:19:00we need to see.
00:19:02Not to call your mama bitch.
00:19:04She's a bitch.
00:19:05One queen we can see is a Nira.
00:19:08Oh, also, real quick.
00:19:09Will we have a chance
00:19:10to go over some of these potions
00:19:11with you before we head out?
00:19:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:19:14Okay.
00:19:14Oh, you're asking Nyrith?
00:19:16Yes, Nyrith.
00:19:17Nyrith goes,
00:19:18Ah, these potions
00:19:19of greater healing,
00:19:21even from death's very doorstep,
00:19:23could you be restored
00:19:24to your fullest health.
00:19:26And as for the potions
00:19:27in this floating bag
00:19:28about 30 feet ahead of us,
00:19:30you can hustle on over it.
00:19:36Smells crazy in there.
00:19:37I got no idea.
00:19:41We're bringing it with us,
00:19:42and if anything,
00:19:43we're just going to throw it at...
00:19:44I was going to say,
00:19:44just throw the whole bag.
00:19:46Just going to chunk the whole thing
00:19:47out of Nyrith.
00:19:48Just like a big magical water balloon.
00:19:49See, Nyrith says,
00:19:51or we say,
00:19:52let the ocean rise.
00:19:53We all crack one of these open
00:19:55and just figure out
00:19:56what the mystery bag
00:19:57wants us to do.
00:19:58Nyrith.
00:19:59You and I got a crazy sitcom.
00:20:02Out of ourselves.
00:20:04Oh, Gertie.
00:20:06Our spinoff is going to be crazy.
00:20:09Gertie and Nyrith
00:20:10going around.
00:20:12Why would you...
00:20:13Was that a joke, Nyrith?
00:20:15Hmm?
00:20:16Do you really want
00:20:17the ocean to rise?
00:20:18He's a demon.
00:20:19He's kind of chaotic
00:20:20in general.
00:20:22Chaotic evil.
00:20:23Chaotic neutral probably,
00:20:24but definitely chaos.
00:20:26I like you ladies,
00:20:27so I'll do what you want to do,
00:20:28but I say,
00:20:30laissez le bon temps rouler.
00:20:32The good times roll, honey.
00:20:35Okay, so now,
00:20:37so you're going to go
00:20:38get our things,
00:20:39and what are we doing?
00:20:40I'm having a beefsteer.
00:20:41You have your crystal ball
00:20:42with you, but yeah.
00:20:43We're going to...
00:20:43We're going to...
00:20:44Now, just so you know,
00:20:45we can scry,
00:20:46which means I can talk
00:20:47to someone,
00:20:48or I can just check out
00:20:49where they are.
00:20:50Scrying is like communicating,
00:20:51and...
00:20:52No, there's no one
00:20:52we need to talk to.
00:20:53I think we need to say scry.
00:20:54What if we send
00:20:54your mom a message?
00:20:56No, we don't want to know
00:20:57that we...
00:20:58What if we just tell her
00:20:59she's a stupid bitch?
00:21:01We're not scrying.
00:21:02Y'all are escalating.
00:21:03You're really good now.
00:21:04Well, Nighurth is rubbing
00:21:05off on me here.
00:21:08Let's just spy on her.
00:21:09Spy on to what she's doing.
00:21:10Okay, so let's...
00:21:10See where she's at,
00:21:11and let's go there.
00:21:12So, she pulls out
00:21:13her satchel,
00:21:13and she holds out
00:21:14her crystal ball,
00:21:15and she waves her hands over,
00:21:16and then all of a sudden
00:21:17we try to see where
00:21:18we call upon Queen Anira.
00:21:21I just found out I can...
00:21:22What is your...
00:21:23What is your...
00:21:23What is your incantation
00:21:25for your crystal ball?
00:21:25Do you say anything,
00:21:26or do you do this?
00:21:26Malakhanath.
00:21:29It's more of a hand thing.
00:21:30Everyone thinks that
00:21:31it's always of the mouth.
00:21:32Sometimes we're...
00:21:33A lot of times
00:21:34you don't realize
00:21:34a lot of times
00:21:34the spells,
00:21:35it's just for show.
00:21:36Really?
00:21:37It's just like direction.
00:21:38Yeah.
00:21:38Sometimes even the hand gestures
00:21:40are just for show.
00:21:41You just do it
00:21:41because it makes you know.
00:21:44Looking at your crystal ball,
00:21:46you see Anira
00:21:48floating on a balcony
00:21:49in a massive oyster's
00:21:52open mouth,
00:21:54a massive pearl
00:21:55that her fishtail
00:21:56is wrapped around
00:21:57as she beholds
00:21:59a courtyard
00:22:00filled with merfolk.
00:22:03Subjects of Everdeep,
00:22:05those of my dominion.
00:22:09Your queen lives now
00:22:11and shall live forever.
00:22:15I who have been maligned,
00:22:18cast aside
00:22:18by gods and fairies alike
00:22:20shall rise to their station
00:22:22once this world
00:22:24is drowned.
00:22:27A new age
00:22:28for the merfolk,
00:22:29for those denizens
00:22:30of the sea.
00:22:32And it begins
00:22:33at first light
00:22:36of dawn.
00:22:37She raises her trident
00:22:38and you see
00:22:39a massive shape
00:22:41that seems to dwarf
00:22:42the castle itself
00:22:44as a kraken
00:22:45swims overhead.
00:22:46the kraken.
00:22:50And beside it,
00:22:51a crackle
00:22:52of some painful magic
00:22:54as Huey,
00:22:55riding Mustard,
00:22:57stabs with like
00:22:58a cattle prop,
00:22:59magic cattle prop,
00:23:00into the kraken,
00:23:01covered in chains
00:23:03as Anira says,
00:23:04make ready for war!
00:23:06We ride at dawn.
00:23:08And dawn is...
00:23:09In the morning.
00:23:11It's unclear dawn
00:23:13in less than 12 hours.
00:23:14They're starting, girl.
00:23:15We gotta get back.
00:23:16We have to start moving.
00:23:17Wait, what time is it?
00:23:18It's dust.
00:23:19The sun just set.
00:23:20The sun is setting
00:23:20or just set.
00:23:21So in about 12 hours
00:23:22it will rise again.
00:23:23So what part of the year
00:23:24is this, though?
00:23:25We gotta go.
00:23:28It's winter solstice,
00:23:29so we have a little bit of time.
00:23:31You see that
00:23:31Asiyah Luxiyun says,
00:23:33the tickets for dinner theater,
00:23:34you can get them refunded
00:23:35and moved for a different day.
00:23:36We can come back
00:23:37another time.
00:23:38Oh.
00:23:39Okay, so...
00:23:39That's what you wasted
00:23:40your half.
00:23:40We're gonna come back
00:23:41and watch Drag the Musicals
00:23:43as another time.
00:23:45Okay, so...
00:23:46We gotta get out of here.
00:23:48We need to rest
00:23:48and, I mean,
00:23:49none of us have taken any damage,
00:23:51but it would be nice
00:23:52to get some rest.
00:23:53There's no time to rest.
00:23:54To rest on the way back.
00:23:55Can we...
00:23:56Can we scry...
00:23:58Mo...
00:23:58Mofandrix.
00:23:59Yeah, Mofandrix to take us.
00:24:00I can scry Mofandrix.
00:24:01I don't know if he's gonna come.
00:24:01The crystal ball...
00:24:02How many times
00:24:03can you use the crystal ball?
00:24:04I think it's only once.
00:24:06Oh.
00:24:06Great.
00:24:07Once a minute?
00:24:10No.
00:24:10Just once, once?
00:24:11Oh, my.
00:24:12So we can't call on Moe.
00:24:13How do we get there?
00:24:14There is an oasis.
00:24:17Once per day.
00:24:18Yeah.
00:24:19Is it day after rest?
00:24:20If we took a rest
00:24:21and we woke up in the morning,
00:24:22could we use it then?
00:24:23If you took a rest
00:24:24and woke up in the morning,
00:24:24you could do it.
00:24:25You could scry again.
00:24:27Okay, so we should do that then.
00:24:28How far are we
00:24:29from Mofandrix's place?
00:24:30Quite far.
00:24:31He used a portal
00:24:31to get you here.
00:24:32Oh, so we can't just go to him
00:24:34and then have him
00:24:35give us another little portal.
00:24:37Have him give us
00:24:37another little portal.
00:24:38Well, potentially, right,
00:24:40if you could have some way
00:24:40of communicating with him.
00:24:42Can I rope trick there?
00:24:43Is rope trick a thing
00:24:45where we know
00:24:46where we're going?
00:24:46Interdimensional travel?
00:24:47I think you see a Sia look
00:24:49and say,
00:24:51well,
00:24:52if we need to get there
00:24:53right away...
00:24:55What should we do?
00:24:56Oh!
00:24:57Oh, wait.
00:24:58Don't we need that, though?
00:24:59No, we shouldn't use
00:24:59the ring now.
00:25:00We need that for later.
00:25:01We can wait till the morning.
00:25:02That's really important.
00:25:03If we just portal there
00:25:04in the morning,
00:25:05we're going to get there
00:25:05as it's happening,
00:25:06like, as long as
00:25:07it will take us to...
00:25:08We have one boon,
00:25:10and I feel like
00:25:11using a boon on travel
00:25:12is crazy.
00:25:13It's crazy.
00:25:15But...
00:25:15Don't butt that.
00:25:16No, it's crazy.
00:25:18Full stop.
00:25:19Is there a...
00:25:19Okay, first of all,
00:25:20do we have another plan
00:25:21for the boon?
00:25:21Is the boon to stop the...
00:25:23Is the boon to stop
00:25:24the Kraken's boon?
00:25:24Can a boon stop a boon?
00:25:25I think a boon
00:25:26can't stop a boon.
00:25:27Why don't we just do this?
00:25:29The only thing that is
00:25:32time-sensitive
00:25:33is if the Kraken
00:25:35makes it to this medallion
00:25:37and attacks it
00:25:38and the water rises.
00:25:40So if we can just stop
00:25:41the boon,
00:25:43then we buy ourselves
00:25:44a little more time.
00:25:45Okay, I'm going to ask
00:25:46a very Twyla question.
00:25:48What does the boon do?
00:25:49The boon is just a wish.
00:25:51It's just a wish.
00:25:51It grants you a wish.
00:25:52So the Kraken's boon
00:25:53is evil.
00:25:54It can only cause destruction.
00:25:55The boon,
00:25:56the effort...
00:25:57Neutral.
00:25:57The Freak boon
00:25:58can do destruction,
00:25:59good, bad, whatever.
00:26:00It's anything you ask for.
00:26:02The Kraken is going...
00:26:03So we already know
00:26:04the Kraken's boon
00:26:04is going to be
00:26:05to make the sea rise.
00:26:06We are going to try
00:26:07to cancel that boon.
00:26:08So why can't we just
00:26:09use the boon now
00:26:10as saying boon,
00:26:11don't let the other boon work.
00:26:12We can.
00:26:13That's the conversation
00:26:13we're having.
00:26:14And then it gives us
00:26:15more time to make it back.
00:26:16So he looks out and says,
00:26:18this last one
00:26:18is very powerful.
00:26:20It's possible
00:26:21that we could
00:26:23cancel it
00:26:23as like a last
00:26:24ditch effort.
00:26:26But if we can make it
00:26:28through stopping
00:26:29this plan
00:26:30without having
00:26:31to use a boon,
00:26:32we might be able
00:26:33to stop
00:26:36some other,
00:26:37whatever else bad
00:26:37we find out
00:26:38that's going on.
00:26:39So if there's
00:26:39some way to stop it...
00:26:40And you were going
00:26:41to use it
00:26:41to not get beat up
00:26:42by an orc?
00:26:43I was frightened.
00:26:44Wow.
00:26:46You make some weird
00:26:47decisions for love.
00:26:49Not to be judgy.
00:26:51Oh, it feels pretty judgy.
00:26:52It was a little judgy.
00:26:53I'm sorry.
00:26:54Judgy-wudgy was a witch.
00:26:55Nyreth has gotten into this.
00:26:56You see that Nyreth
00:26:58continues back,
00:26:59you know,
00:26:59having wandered off
00:27:00to go look at this
00:27:00bag of potions.
00:27:01And you see,
00:27:02he says,
00:27:03you're looking for
00:27:04a means to get
00:27:05to Everdeep
00:27:06as fast as possible.
00:27:07Yes.
00:27:08All right.
00:27:09I think there may be
00:27:10someone who can help us here.
00:27:11And who would that be, baby?
00:27:14He says,
00:27:15he's a absolute villain
00:27:18who sells
00:27:20a soul merchant
00:27:22here in town
00:27:23who I believe
00:27:24has some instruments
00:27:26of flying
00:27:27or fast travel
00:27:29or things of that nature.
00:27:30Here,
00:27:31come along with me.
00:27:31And you see,
00:27:32he sort of walks up
00:27:33into the marketplace
00:27:33going up to these
00:27:35weird little shops.
00:27:36You see there's like
00:27:37places with like
00:27:38pickled body parts
00:27:40and other strange
00:27:41magical accoutrement.
00:27:43And you see Nyreth
00:27:44walks in
00:27:44and you see that
00:27:45there is
00:27:46a sort of
00:27:48strange-looking man
00:27:50who you see
00:27:51that has this sort of
00:27:52like dark robe
00:27:53like patterned
00:27:54geometric things on it,
00:27:55sort of geometric tattoos
00:27:57across his eyelids.
00:27:58The human?
00:27:59Human, yeah.
00:27:59And you see that
00:28:00he's standing
00:28:01in a shop
00:28:02filled with doors.
00:28:04See, Nyreth goes,
00:28:07Emelok,
00:28:07good to see you.
00:28:08And you see that
00:28:09this sort of man goes,
00:28:10here in this shop
00:28:12I sell
00:28:14doors.
00:28:16Doors
00:28:17to many strange
00:28:18and faraway places.
00:28:21Doors
00:28:22that can bring you
00:28:23to exactly
00:28:24where you want
00:28:25to go.
00:28:26The prices
00:28:27I exact
00:28:28for these doors
00:28:29are not
00:28:30something as crass
00:28:32as lucre
00:28:33or coin.
00:28:36The currency
00:28:37I trade in
00:28:39is your very soul.
00:28:41You see Nyreth
00:28:42takes out a knife
00:28:42and slits his throat
00:28:43and that guy
00:28:44falls to the ground
00:28:45and Nyreth goes,
00:28:46great,
00:28:47all right,
00:28:47and pulls his spine out
00:28:49and makes him
00:28:49do a little portal
00:28:50and boom,
00:28:51you see the ocean
00:28:52through the portal.
00:28:52Oh my god.
00:28:54See, I told y'all
00:28:55I fucked with Nyreth.
00:28:56I told y'all
00:28:57he's great.
00:28:58I'm great.
00:28:58Okay, let me tell you,
00:28:59we were all gonna look
00:29:01on one, two, three,
00:29:03Twyla.
00:29:03We're gonna sacrifice
00:29:04Twyla.
00:29:07That's what we're
00:29:08about to do.
00:29:09Twyla,
00:29:09soul for the rest
00:29:11of the game.
00:29:11Twyla transforms
00:29:12herself into a door.
00:29:14I'm screaming
00:29:14at one, two, three.
00:29:16Twyla.
00:29:17One, two, three.
00:29:17I'm screaming.
00:29:19So you see
00:29:19there's just a bloody mess
00:29:20on the ground
00:29:21and Nyreth
00:29:21has made a little
00:29:22spine doorway
00:29:23that you see
00:29:24has the rippling ocean.
00:29:26I just love you for.
00:29:28Thank you, Nyreth.
00:29:29Thank you, Nyreth.
00:29:29Thank you, Nyreth.
00:29:30I'm gonna get on
00:29:31the horns and the shield
00:29:32and everything else
00:29:33that I can
00:29:33and I'm gonna get
00:29:34as many sort of
00:29:36undersea stuff
00:29:37as I can
00:29:37but I'll meet you
00:29:38as soon as possible.
00:29:39I'll try to get there
00:29:40as fast as I can
00:29:40but it might not be
00:29:41until tomorrow morning,
00:29:42all right?
00:29:42That's fine.
00:29:43You're gonna come
00:29:43to Everdeep too?
00:29:44I'll be behind you.
00:29:45Hopefully you can get
00:29:46all things you need
00:29:47to get done
00:29:47in one night.
00:29:48Work.
00:29:48All right.
00:29:49Shall we just hop in?
00:29:50I guess we're going
00:29:50to Everdeep now.
00:29:51All right.
00:29:52All right.
00:29:53Twyla, you first.
00:29:55I see you first.
00:29:58Wait, is I see you
00:29:59coming with us?
00:29:59I don't know why
00:30:00y'all want to bring
00:30:01Oh, she has the boon.
00:30:02We need the boon.
00:30:03I would have to ask her
00:30:03if we can just have it.
00:30:05That's kind of shady.
00:30:06You would be the one
00:30:06to ask.
00:30:07Azea can help fight too.
00:30:09But you know she can't.
00:30:10We have to help her
00:30:11beat this.
00:30:11You see, Azea looks
00:30:12and says,
00:30:13I can do my best
00:30:14to help fight.
00:30:15Your best is not
00:30:16good enough, baby.
00:30:17Oh my gosh.
00:30:19So what?
00:30:20She says,
00:30:21I do.
00:30:21I have a boon.
00:30:22Maybe that's useful.
00:30:23That is useful.
00:30:23That is useful.
00:30:24You're coming with us.
00:30:25I'll come with you.
00:30:26Okay.
00:30:26Stepping out behind her
00:30:27you did not even know
00:30:27was following you
00:30:28is the baroness Straven.
00:30:29Am I part of this?
00:30:32You know what?
00:30:33Clock girl.
00:30:34She can't breathe.
00:30:35Stop calling her clock girl.
00:30:36She can't breathe underwater.
00:30:38I have ten.
00:30:39I have ten.
00:30:40I can get ten.
00:30:41She can breathe.
00:30:42She can breathe with a bull
00:30:42black cover.
00:30:43She can breathe.
00:30:43I say the more the merrier
00:30:44because
00:30:44The more the merrier.
00:30:45You see,
00:30:47Straven does look and say,
00:30:48that's true.
00:30:49I actually can't breathe
00:30:49underwater.
00:30:50And you see Nyreth goes,
00:30:51why don't you hang
00:30:52with me, Clockerella?
00:30:53And scoops her up.
00:30:57They'll be the backup team.
00:30:58Clockerella is so shady.
00:31:00Are you guys
00:31:01calling me Clockerella?
00:31:02Are you guys
00:31:02calling me Clockerella?
00:31:04What if we go in and fight
00:31:05and there's two more than us?
00:31:08Well, Clockerella is staying.
00:31:09Nyreth has made the call
00:31:10and I trust Nyreth
00:31:12at this point.
00:31:13You're easily persuaded, huh?
00:31:15Not easily,
00:31:16but Nyreth has been,
00:31:17I've been trusting this guy
00:31:18for almost three weeks
00:31:21to this point.
00:31:21It makes me think that
00:31:22back then,
00:31:23like, now I feel bad
00:31:23that we just see him
00:31:24the first time.
00:31:25After this is all done,
00:31:25we should do something
00:31:26really nice for him.
00:31:26I know, I feel very bad
00:31:27about it.
00:31:27A party or something.
00:31:28Well, I will tell you this,
00:31:29there will be,
00:31:30there will be,
00:31:31give him the ghost.
00:31:32I will tell you this,
00:31:32there will be four,
00:31:34there will be four curses
00:31:36of immortality down there.
00:31:37If we can just get
00:31:38one of those out of there,
00:31:40then Nyreth will,
00:31:41because if I put the,
00:31:42like, let's say I use the boon
00:31:44to say,
00:31:44take away Nyreth's immortality.
00:31:46If the vial is on her,
00:31:48then the immortality
00:31:49will go into the thing
00:31:50and then Nyreth will have it.
00:31:51Yes.
00:31:51If it's near the Kraken,
00:31:52if it's near Titania,
00:31:53or if it's near me,
00:31:54no matter who is near,
00:31:55I think that...
00:31:56Mysara is also somebody
00:31:57who has...
00:31:58Mysara, so there's,
00:31:59so there's me, Kraken,
00:32:01Anira, Mysara.
00:32:02There's four immortals down there.
00:32:04And Asara, we think she's nice.
00:32:05We don't want to take words.
00:32:06Mysara.
00:32:06Mysara.
00:32:07A-sara.
00:32:09You're a-sara.
00:32:10I-sari.
00:32:11And I feel like the Kraken
00:32:13is probably the most evil one,
00:32:14and Nyreth would love an evil...
00:32:16Isn't, but isn't the Kraken,
00:32:18like, chained up?
00:32:19Yeah, yeah,
00:32:20the Kraken's just doing
00:32:21my mom's bidding.
00:32:21It's just being controlled.
00:32:22Yeah, so I think the Kraken,
00:32:24he'll be...
00:32:24We want to get my mom's immortality.
00:32:27Yeah, you're right.
00:32:27She needs her stripped away.
00:32:29Yeah.
00:32:29I wonder if my strength
00:32:30is going to come in handy.
00:32:31It's time for her to look her age.
00:32:34I can't wait
00:32:35that she looks in a mirror
00:32:35and see what she really
00:32:37looks like at this age.
00:32:38That's going to be
00:32:38the ultimate joy.
00:32:40Oh, my God.
00:32:42Moving through the portal
00:32:43with the four of you,
00:32:44Acia, and that is all.
00:32:46Uh-huh.
00:32:47Move, and you are in
00:32:50the oceans of everything.
00:32:52Stop it.
00:32:53I cast...
00:32:53Oh!
00:32:54I cast...
00:32:55Oh, my God.
00:32:55Kel Forest.
00:32:56I cast Water Breathe
00:32:57on me...
00:32:59No, don't waste that,
00:33:00because we could...
00:33:00Y'all are using
00:33:01the other thing.
00:33:02But we're in the ocean.
00:33:04We're in the ocean.
00:33:05But we have the thing now,
00:33:06so we can...
00:33:06Because I don't want
00:33:07to use this...
00:33:08I mean, Water Breathe
00:33:08is 24 hours.
00:33:09Yeah.
00:33:10Right?
00:33:10Yes, absolutely.
00:33:11Yes, we're good.
00:33:11And you can cast it
00:33:12more than once.
00:33:13Okay, okay.
00:33:13Yeah.
00:33:14So I'm going to go ahead
00:33:14and cast Water Breathe
00:33:15on me, Princess,
00:33:16and Twyla,
00:33:17so we can...
00:33:17And Aneera.
00:33:18I mean...
00:33:19I stand to see you
00:33:20so we can all
00:33:20breathe underwater.
00:33:21So...
00:33:24And you feel this feeling
00:33:25of suddenly these gills
00:33:28and water moving past them,
00:33:29and you feel suddenly
00:33:30that you don't need
00:33:32to inhale or exhale.
00:33:33You feel oxygenated,
00:33:35and, like, your body
00:33:36has comfort and movement
00:33:38and freedom.
00:33:39And I'm like...
00:33:40I'm just kidding, guys.
00:33:42I'm just kidding.
00:33:43A little more humor.
00:33:47Just a little more humor,
00:33:48you all.
00:33:48Guys, I can breathe.
00:33:50So when you're...
00:33:50I don't want to use
00:33:51the term half-lane.
00:33:52But when you're, like,
00:33:53elf, elven, and mer,
00:33:55do you have, like,
00:33:56100% of all the skills,
00:33:58or do you have
00:33:58a little less?
00:33:59Is it, like...
00:34:00How, like, like...
00:34:01Is it, like,
00:34:02being, like,
00:34:02a light-skinned black person?
00:34:04Oh, my God.
00:34:06You don't have
00:34:07the full protection
00:34:07from the sun,
00:34:08but you have more
00:34:08than, like, you know...
00:34:10I think that the...
00:34:12I think that Treyann
00:34:12has a bunch of
00:34:14merfolk features
00:34:15and some elven features
00:34:16as well.
00:34:17All the good parts.
00:34:18Her.
00:34:19Let's see those ears,
00:34:21Miss Elvin.
00:34:21Clock it, honey.
00:34:22I'll wear my wig.
00:34:24She's the Obama
00:34:25of the ocean.
00:34:26All the good parts.
00:34:29So, you arrive
00:34:30in the ocean.
00:34:32As you sit here,
00:34:33you see kelp
00:34:34flowing throughout.
00:34:35Oh, we are in the ocean.
00:34:36Jeez, sir.
00:34:37How did I miss that?
00:34:39And you stand
00:34:41at the edge
00:34:42of a cliff.
00:34:43This is a cliff
00:34:44that normally
00:34:45would give one
00:34:46a feeling of vertigo
00:34:47to look down,
00:34:48but here in the ocean,
00:34:49it would be so simple
00:34:50just to step off the edge
00:34:52and slowly float down
00:34:54to the deep,
00:34:55deep crevasse underneath
00:34:57where you see
00:34:58sparkling lights
00:35:00deep down
00:35:00in the darkness.
00:35:01and you feel
00:35:03an immensity
00:35:05of a nearby presence.
00:35:07Trianne,
00:35:07you can feel it
00:35:08physically in your body
00:35:09through the currents
00:35:10of the ocean.
00:35:12Something enormous
00:35:14is moving
00:35:15through the waters here.
00:35:17There is
00:35:18a cold chill
00:35:20in the spine,
00:35:22that feeling
00:35:22that only can come
00:35:24when a body
00:35:25is aware
00:35:26that something
00:35:27that hunts it
00:35:29is nearby.
00:35:32You can see
00:35:34through the crevasse
00:35:35there are numerous
00:35:36watchtowers,
00:35:38places where
00:35:39merfolk soldiers,
00:35:41followers of the Queen
00:35:42Anira
00:35:42are gathered
00:35:44here in this place.
00:35:45If you think about
00:35:46how sort of strange
00:35:47it is
00:35:47that in
00:35:49an aquatic world
00:35:50everyone basically
00:35:52has the gift of flight
00:35:53that they can move
00:35:53in three directions,
00:35:55places
00:35:56like castles
00:35:57and fortresses
00:35:57are almost often
00:35:58built deep
00:35:59in crevasses,
00:36:00places that you can
00:36:01narrow the field
00:36:03of attack
00:36:03and have
00:36:04less points
00:36:06of entrance
00:36:06or access
00:36:07to where you're going
00:36:08and so you see
00:36:09that all of this canyon,
00:36:11this massive crevasse
00:36:11that goes deep
00:36:12into shadow
00:36:13where the water
00:36:14gets so cold
00:36:15that it's like
00:36:16standing in an
00:36:17arctic wind.
00:36:18Deep down there
00:36:19you can sense
00:36:21like even
00:36:22you can even
00:36:22hear the noise
00:36:23traveling underwater
00:36:25as sound travels
00:36:26so far
00:36:26this sort of
00:36:30of cheering,
00:36:32marching,
00:36:34a merfolk
00:36:34ready for war.
00:36:37I'm not going to
00:36:37march with no legs.
00:36:38It's great.
00:36:39over.
00:36:41What would you like
00:36:42to do?
00:36:43I think
00:36:43this is your neighborhood.
00:36:45Well,
00:36:45did you go to high school
00:36:46around here?
00:36:48I think we need,
00:36:50well,
00:36:50what we are trying
00:36:51to do y'all
00:36:51is try to find
00:36:53this thing
00:36:53that the kraken
00:36:54is going to...
00:36:55the amulet?
00:36:55The amulet.
00:36:56We have no idea
00:36:57where it is.
00:36:57So I say
00:36:58we journey...
00:36:59Oh, wait a minute.
00:37:00What?
00:37:00Is there a thing
00:37:01I can do
00:37:01to figure out
00:37:02where it is?
00:37:03What if we go
00:37:04toward the...
00:37:05We hear them chanting.
00:37:06What if we
00:37:07pass without trace
00:37:08and just go
00:37:09toward the noise
00:37:10and like kind of
00:37:11blend in
00:37:12and like see
00:37:13what's going on
00:37:13over there?
00:37:14I like that idea.
00:37:15And you've been wanting
00:37:15to pass without trace
00:37:16for a minute.
00:37:16Girl, I've been...
00:37:18Yes.
00:37:18You've been dying
00:37:18to pass without trace.
00:37:19Ladies,
00:37:20ladies,
00:37:21hold our hands.
00:37:22Should we pass
00:37:23without trace?
00:37:24Yes.
00:37:25And they kind of
00:37:26three pass without trace.
00:37:27One, two, three.
00:37:28Pass without trace.
00:37:29Pass without trace.
00:37:34Kelp sways
00:37:34as Twyla's fairy magic
00:37:36swirls around you.
00:37:38Shadows come
00:37:39to your aid.
00:37:40And as you move
00:37:41here underwater,
00:37:42almost like
00:37:44cuttlefish
00:37:45or octopus
00:37:45that have this ability
00:37:46to camouflage
00:37:47their skin,
00:37:48the dappled sunlight,
00:37:50all of you move
00:37:51and look
00:37:52for all the world
00:37:53in your movement
00:37:54like shadows
00:37:55falling from the kelp
00:37:56across the rocky
00:37:57ocean floor.
00:37:58You swim down
00:38:00and I'm going to need
00:38:01a group stealth check
00:38:03from everybody.
00:38:04Stealth check?
00:38:05I know.
00:38:05We take the highest
00:38:06one in the group.
00:38:06We take the two
00:38:08highest rolls.
00:38:09Asiya is going
00:38:09to roll as well
00:38:10and Asiya actually
00:38:10adds a plus seven
00:38:12to her stuff.
00:38:12Oh, that's why
00:38:13we should have
00:38:14brought her, baby.
00:38:1611 plus three,
00:38:1714.
00:38:1814.
00:38:19And remember,
00:38:19with pass without trace,
00:38:20everybody is adding
00:38:22plus 10 to this roll
00:38:23on top of your normal stuff.
00:38:25So I have 19.
00:38:27Plus 10 is...
00:38:2829?
00:38:29Well, I rolled
00:38:29a nat one.
00:38:30So I'm going to...
00:38:32So let's just not even
00:38:33have that conversation.
00:38:34Which one is it?
00:38:34Which one is it?
00:38:36You're not going to be...
00:38:36They're taking the highest
00:38:37two.
00:38:37It doesn't matter.
00:38:38Which one is it?
00:38:39It's plus stealth.
00:38:40It's okay.
00:38:41Plus five,
00:38:42plus 10.
00:38:43So that's the 16.
00:38:4416.
00:38:4516?
00:38:45Great.
00:38:46I have five plus 10.
00:38:47I have 20.
00:38:4820.
00:38:49Five plus 10 is 20.
00:38:50Three or 30.
00:38:5111 plus three,
00:38:5214 plus 10.
00:38:5424.
00:38:54So we have 24,
00:38:5529.
00:38:56And Acia got a 26.
00:38:58So we're going to take
00:38:5924, 26, 29.
00:39:01All of you cling
00:39:02to the rocks
00:39:03moving down
00:39:04throughout this place.
00:39:05Shadows conceal you.
00:39:06You move right
00:39:07within the line of sight
00:39:08of these watchtowers.
00:39:09You see these merfolk
00:39:10sort of dappled blue skin,
00:39:13wild red hair.
00:39:14Most of these merfolk
00:39:15down here
00:39:15much like Trojan's mohawk.
00:39:17They have like red spines
00:39:19coming off their side
00:39:20that'll come all the way
00:39:21back down.
00:39:22You see there are some
00:39:23like ferocious twin horns
00:39:25of red spines of hair.
00:39:26Others have like
00:39:27almost like a mullet
00:39:29with rings or barbs
00:39:30of metal and steel fish hooks
00:39:31tied into it.
00:39:32A lot of like
00:39:33pierced noses,
00:39:34pierced ears,
00:39:35massive tridents.
00:39:36And you see that all of them,
00:39:37some of them have bows
00:39:38and arrows that have
00:39:40reels of line.
00:39:41Like they could shoot
00:39:42something with an arrow
00:39:43and pull the arrow
00:39:44back on a line
00:39:45like a small wheel
00:39:47around them.
00:39:48You move further down
00:39:49and begin to see
00:39:50the city of Everdeep.
00:39:51Everdeep is a beautiful city.
00:39:55Spiraling coral towers
00:39:57reaching up
00:39:58towards the sun.
00:39:59Looks like a massive hand
00:40:01coming up
00:40:02from the ocean floor,
00:40:03extending higher and higher.
00:40:05And without the need
00:40:07for walking,
00:40:08there are no streets.
00:40:09So the buildings themselves
00:40:11are like streets.
00:40:12You see that there's
00:40:13a marketplace
00:40:13that exists purely vertically.
00:40:16There's a tower
00:40:17with these massive
00:40:18hanging oyster shells
00:40:20that are like shops
00:40:22and bars
00:40:23and restaurants
00:40:23and things like that
00:40:24that people,
00:40:25instead of walking
00:40:26down a street,
00:40:27just swim up
00:40:28and down this tower.
00:40:29You move through
00:40:31this place
00:40:32staying away from the light
00:40:33as much as you can.
00:40:35And you see that
00:40:35the light here
00:40:36is purely ornamental.
00:40:38All the merfolk
00:40:39can see in the dark.
00:40:40And so all the light
00:40:42is just for
00:40:44attracting things.
00:40:45You see there's actually
00:40:45a lot of instances
00:40:46where a little
00:40:48bioluminescent light
00:40:48will attract a school
00:40:49of fish
00:40:50and then the net
00:40:51comes around
00:40:52and the merfolk
00:40:53drag it down deeper.
00:40:54We all can see
00:40:54in the dark, right?
00:40:55Yes, I just realized that.
00:40:57I can.
00:40:58Yes, I believe you all can.
00:40:59Acia cannot.
00:41:00So Acia gets down
00:41:02and goes like,
00:41:03okay.
00:41:04Dead weight.
00:41:04Grab your girlfriend's hand.
00:41:06No, not dead weight.
00:41:07Grab your girlfriend.
00:41:09Yeah, the lights
00:41:09on the air just for vibes.
00:41:10I don't want...
00:41:11It doesn't really
00:41:11do that functional.
00:41:12I don't want to
00:41:14keep ringing this bell.
00:41:16Should I use my boon
00:41:18to be able to see
00:41:19in the dark?
00:41:19No!
00:41:20Okay, it's literally
00:41:21brainstorming.
00:41:22Can we just hold the boon?
00:41:23Yeah, should we?
00:41:24Do you mind if we...
00:41:25Okay, I found the boon
00:41:27and I found the genie.
00:41:28Who said that?
00:41:30I can't see down here.
00:41:31You see?
00:41:32But she continues
00:41:33to swim along after you
00:41:34and ends up just like saying,
00:41:35Princess, can I just
00:41:36hold on to your axe
00:41:38and I'll just sort of...
00:41:39Yes.
00:41:39Hold on to my axe.
00:41:40Should I use the boon?
00:41:41This lady is walking a wild.
00:41:44I'm going to use my boon
00:41:44just to see underwater.
00:41:47She's brainstorming.
00:41:48Jesus.
00:41:49I'm going to need
00:41:51investigation checks
00:41:52from the boon.
00:41:52Come on.
00:41:53My roles need to get better.
00:41:54We're about to get crazy.
00:41:55Come on.
00:41:5717.
00:41:5817, hell yeah.
00:41:5913.
00:42:0013.
00:42:007.
00:42:018.
00:42:018.
00:42:02Oh, girl.
00:42:04What did you roll?
00:42:05A 7 and I have 1
00:42:06for investigation.
00:42:07My goodness.
00:42:07And what did you roll, Gertrude?
00:42:08I rolled an...
00:42:09I have a 9 plus...
00:42:10I have 13.
00:42:119 plus investigation.
00:42:1313.
00:42:13Unbelievable for someone
00:42:14who can't see the dark.
00:42:15Acia actually rolled
00:42:16a nap 20.
00:42:17Wow.
00:42:18Wait.
00:42:19Did you use that boon
00:42:21secretly, girl?
00:42:22No.
00:42:23No.
00:42:23I wish.
00:42:24No, I didn't wish.
00:42:25Never mind.
00:42:27We're fine.
00:42:27We're going to gag this bitch.
00:42:30But as you're moving through,
00:42:31Acia actually sort of points out
00:42:32and was like,
00:42:33listen, I don't know anything
00:42:34about seeing in the dark,
00:42:35but I do know sneaking around
00:42:37in big cities,
00:42:39trying to find ways
00:42:40into places
00:42:41you're not supposed to be.
00:42:44Whatever Queen Aeneera is,
00:42:45she's a queen.
00:42:46That means that she has servants.
00:42:48And when you have servants,
00:42:50it means that you have
00:42:52places to get into your house
00:42:54that you don't go to.
00:42:56Back doors,
00:42:57servants' quarters,
00:42:59kitchens,
00:42:59all these places you don't go
00:43:01and where you don't have
00:43:02your people looking.
00:43:03So if we go to the castle
00:43:05and just try to find
00:43:05how servants would get in there,
00:43:09Tran, you grew up there.
00:43:10I was going to say,
00:43:11don't you know?
00:43:11Yeah, girl,
00:43:12I know this means
00:43:12it's like the back of my head.
00:43:13Are you the heir to the throne?
00:43:14Yes.
00:43:15If we defeat her,
00:43:15are you going to say?
00:43:16I mean, you'll come visit.
00:43:18They'll come visit you.
00:43:19I'm thinking about it.
00:43:20You two need to figure out
00:43:21your own differences.
00:43:22You did try to give her a soul.
00:43:26You see that,
00:43:27Troianne,
00:43:28working along here with the Sia,
00:43:29you arrive at the back
00:43:30of the castle of Everdeep.
00:43:33You find an entryway
00:43:35into the kitchens.
00:43:37You see that there are
00:43:39numerous merfolk at this point.
00:43:41You can hear them bustling.
00:43:43As one of them moves past,
00:43:44you cling to the walls.
00:43:44You're still covered in shadow
00:43:46from Pass Without Trace.
00:43:47But you see that
00:43:48one of the merfolk swims
00:43:49and as they do,
00:43:50you see a long length
00:43:51of chain behind them
00:43:53around their waist.
00:43:56The fucking things.
00:43:58Well, you see the chains of command.
00:43:59These appear to be normal chains,
00:44:02but you see that
00:44:02as they move,
00:44:03this is sort of
00:44:04a merfolk commoner
00:44:06who is just moving through
00:44:07and carrying
00:44:08this enormous thing
00:44:10of muscles
00:44:11ready to go
00:44:12and prepare them.
00:44:13Is your mom engaging
00:44:13in slave trade?
00:44:14Wait, this is cruel.
00:44:16What happened to this place?
00:44:17As you look into the kitchens
00:44:18through this place,
00:44:19you see there is a
00:44:21swagen,
00:44:21one of those little
00:44:22needle-teeth,
00:44:23sort of like ocean-like
00:44:25creatures
00:44:25or torment creatures.
00:44:27And you see that
00:44:27there's a merfolk
00:44:28sort of aside from him
00:44:31eating this
00:44:32piece of like,
00:44:33looks like kelp-wrapped fruit
00:44:35that as they look
00:44:37at this person
00:44:37going through the kitchens,
00:44:38as the swagen says,
00:44:41remember,
00:44:42make extra.
00:44:44We go to war tomorrow.
00:44:45The merfolk guard says,
00:44:48indeed,
00:44:49hard to think about
00:44:50the fact that
00:44:51all of this
00:44:52will be
00:44:52left behind
00:44:53as we make our way
00:44:55to glorious war
00:44:57on the surface realm.
00:44:58The kitchen staff
00:45:00looks up
00:45:01at the soldier
00:45:02and the swagen guard.
00:45:04All hail Queen Anira.
00:45:05Glorious victory tomorrow.
00:45:07And moves a little further
00:45:08into the kitchens.
00:45:09He's gonna come in handy.
00:45:10What do you do?
00:45:11You can try to advance
00:45:12further into the castle.
00:45:13Which way does
00:45:14the chained-up servant go?
00:45:16Looking like he's
00:45:16swimming into the kitchens
00:45:18and begins to create,
00:45:20there are these
00:45:21wild orbs of water
00:45:23that look like
00:45:24they're of a different
00:45:25like salt level
00:45:26or viscosity.
00:45:27You know those crazy
00:45:28underground caves
00:45:29where you can swim down
00:45:30and they're already
00:45:31underwater
00:45:31but there's another
00:45:32river underneath?
00:45:33You see there are
00:45:34these spheres of water
00:45:35that ripple
00:45:36and separate
00:45:37from the ocean water
00:45:38around them
00:45:39and he starts
00:45:39to just put muscles
00:45:41into it
00:45:41and that water
00:45:42starts to boil
00:45:43under here.
00:45:44So is he by himself
00:45:45or are there other people
00:45:46in that way?
00:45:46There's two guards
00:45:47watching the kitchen area
00:45:48and like another servant
00:45:49comes in throughout
00:45:50but there's just two guards
00:45:52over the other side.
00:45:52Okay, so I think
00:45:53we should go after him
00:45:54in the kitchen.
00:45:55I'm gonna use
00:45:56Prestidigitation
00:45:56to like make a
00:45:59knock
00:46:00something over
00:46:00and for the guards
00:46:01to go investigate.
00:46:02Or should we just
00:46:03how's wrong with these guys?
00:46:04Can we just knock them out?
00:46:05Oh yeah, true.
00:46:06We can just do that.
00:46:07Princess goes
00:46:09Oh, okay.
00:46:11I mean, we're gonna have to
00:46:12we're gonna be in a fight
00:46:13I was all saying.
00:46:14Yeah.
00:46:14Or we could try
00:46:15to sneak in there
00:46:16and just hope
00:46:17no one comes in.
00:46:18Can we pass
00:46:18without Trace again?
00:46:19Well, I think
00:46:19we can get past them
00:46:21it's just a matter of
00:46:21if they hear us in there
00:46:22if they see us
00:46:23if they
00:46:24there's also another servant
00:46:25going in and out
00:46:26he said
00:46:26there's one servant
00:46:27who's going in and out
00:46:28and the guards are standing
00:46:28outside guarding the place
00:46:29correct?
00:46:30I think maybe
00:46:30distraction is better.
00:46:32For distraction, yeah.
00:46:33Like knock something over
00:46:34in the next room
00:46:35that they go
00:46:35to investigate.
00:46:37Yeah.
00:46:37Okay, work.
00:46:38You cast Prestidigitation
00:46:39go ahead and give me
00:46:40Deception with advantage.
00:46:41I'm not rolling well, girl.
00:46:43You are, you got advantage.
00:46:44Come on, you got it.
00:46:44Three.
00:46:45Well, say this time
00:46:47that you're rolling.
00:46:47I'm going to turn this out.
00:46:48Like I'm literally
00:46:49the best roller
00:46:50that Dimension 20
00:46:51has ever seen.
00:46:53And that's with a seven.
00:46:55Plus Investigation.
00:46:56I also have Prestidigitation.
00:46:57Should I roll mine too?
00:46:58I can also do Prestidigitation.
00:46:59What's your,
00:46:59what do you add to Deception?
00:47:00The Deception?
00:47:01I'm adding Suicide.
00:47:02I have nine.
00:47:02Nine.
00:47:03I'm going to roll
00:47:03both the Merfolk card
00:47:05and the Sahuagin.
00:47:06Don't add anything
00:47:07to the roll.
00:47:08So we're going to roll
00:47:09for both of them
00:47:10and they just need,
00:47:11if they need tens or higher.
00:47:13Press the magnet.
00:47:14Press the magnet.
00:47:15A three and a nap 20.
00:47:17No, that's fast.
00:47:18No, that's them.
00:47:19Oh, that's them.
00:47:20Oh my God.
00:47:21Are you,
00:47:22are you rooting
00:47:22for the bad guys?
00:47:23So you see that
00:47:24the Merfolk soldier
00:47:25turns around and goes,
00:47:27stop, intruder!
00:47:28And swims away super fast.
00:47:30Just off in the direction
00:47:31of your spell.
00:47:32Oh, okay.
00:47:33And the Sahuagin goes,
00:47:35didn't sound like anything to me.
00:47:38Are there any tricky
00:47:40little servants in here?
00:47:42And you see that
00:47:43the servants are just
00:47:43to back away
00:47:44as the Sahuagin says,
00:47:46Merfolk guard's
00:47:47not here right now.
00:47:48What if I just
00:47:49bit those little fins
00:47:50right off?
00:47:52And is alone
00:47:53in the room right now.
00:47:54What do you all do?
00:47:55Okay, there's only one.
00:47:56Beat him up.
00:47:57We can just
00:47:57fuck this guy up.
00:47:58Yeah, for sure.
00:48:00What do you do?
00:48:00Should I punch him?
00:48:02So this isn't
00:48:03the servant
00:48:04that we're trying to talk to.
00:48:05This is the creature.
00:48:05The creature.
00:48:06Yeah, this is Sahuagin, yeah.
00:48:07I love the question,
00:48:08should I punch him?
00:48:08I just, I'm so obsessed.
00:48:09And you are still violent.
00:48:12You've punched so many people.
00:48:13What's one more?
00:48:13Is she still big?
00:48:14No, not still big right now.
00:48:16Princess, go ahead.
00:48:17Go ahead and give me
00:48:17an attack roll.
00:48:20A five.
00:48:22No advantage?
00:48:23Do I add something?
00:48:24Yes, you add plus eight.
00:48:26Okay.
00:48:26So that's 13.
00:48:27That's a hit.
00:48:28Go ahead and roll
00:48:29your second attack.
00:48:30We'll see how bad,
00:48:31how big this punch is.
00:48:3313.
00:48:35That's another hit as well.
00:48:36You're going to roll
00:48:371d6 plus five each time.
00:48:39And if you want to go
00:48:40and do a rage,
00:48:40you can even roll
00:48:41more damage than that.
00:48:42Yeah.
00:48:42You fly into a rage.
00:48:44Wait, wait, wait.
00:48:45You're going to roll
00:48:452d6.
00:48:46Can we use rage later?
00:48:47Yes, you have multiple.
00:48:48Okay.
00:48:49You have multiple.
00:48:49So you're going to use
00:48:502d6 plus 14 damage.
00:48:54Five.
00:48:57Four.
00:48:57Four.
00:48:58Nine plus 14
00:49:00is 23 damage.
00:49:02So this,
00:49:03Sahuagin swims up
00:49:04and says a little bite
00:49:05out of those.
00:49:05Hello.
00:49:07Bam.
00:49:08Even underwater,
00:49:10you roll.
00:49:11Bam.
00:49:11Connect.
00:49:12And this Sahuagin
00:49:14bubbles
00:49:15and slams into the wall,
00:49:17bounces off,
00:49:18ends up in that orb
00:49:19of boiling water
00:49:20and just
00:49:20dinner.
00:49:23Don't you love to punch?
00:49:25I do.
00:49:25Love to punch.
00:49:26The servant turns around
00:49:27and goes,
00:49:30Upworlder,
00:49:31land person.
00:49:33I surrender.
00:49:35No, we're not here
00:49:36to hurt you.
00:49:37Ah!
00:49:37Oh!
00:49:38And I go,
00:49:39it is me,
00:49:40Treyann,
00:49:40Princess Treyann.
00:49:41Relax.
00:49:42Princess Treyann.
00:49:43Creature.
00:49:43You're wanted.
00:49:45I know.
00:49:46We are here
00:49:48to stop my mother.
00:49:49And a lot of people
00:49:50also want me.
00:49:51I'm Twyla.
00:49:52This is Twyla.
00:49:53She's kind of chaotic.
00:49:56And we serve
00:49:57to help creatures like you
00:49:58be free.
00:49:59Kind of good.
00:49:59He says,
00:50:00Well,
00:50:01whatever you need
00:50:02me to do,
00:50:03I'm happy to do.
00:50:04I want to serve
00:50:06as best as I can.
00:50:07You see that
00:50:07Acia says,
00:50:08Would it be possible
00:50:09to turn on a light
00:50:10in here?
00:50:10Or anything
00:50:11for people to be able
00:50:12to see who can't see
00:50:13in the dark?
00:50:14The servant goes,
00:50:15I can turn on a light,
00:50:16but you know
00:50:19that your father
00:50:20is captured.
00:50:20I know.
00:50:21We need to
00:50:23free him.
00:50:24But first,
00:50:25can you get one
00:50:25of those bioluminescent
00:50:26sticks for Acia?
00:50:28Yeah.
00:50:29He sort of reaches
00:50:29into a drawer,
00:50:30takes these two
00:50:31little coral rods
00:50:32and says,
00:50:34Crack these
00:50:34and they'll glow.
00:50:37Bioluminescence.
00:50:37It's a thing.
00:50:38It's going to take
00:50:39over the world.
00:50:39It's a glow stick, girl.
00:50:40What are they going to see?
00:50:41You shouldn't drink
00:50:41glow sticks, though,
00:50:42just to be clear.
00:50:43How did you find out?
00:50:45Some lesson
00:50:46you've got to learn
00:50:46the hard way.
00:50:47Okay.
00:50:48So now what we want
00:50:49so now what we need
00:50:50you to do
00:50:50is we need to find
00:50:51a way secretly
00:50:53to my mother?
00:50:55No, wait,
00:50:56you know where
00:50:56our corners are,
00:50:57don't you?
00:50:57Have you seen
00:50:58an amulet around
00:50:59or have you heard
00:51:00any stories
00:51:00about this amulet
00:51:01that the Kraken
00:51:02is going to release?
00:51:03Oh,
00:51:06the amulet,
00:51:06there are quarters.
00:51:13I wasn't supposed
00:51:13to look,
00:51:14but me and all
00:51:14the staff,
00:51:15we deliver meals
00:51:16to everybody.
00:51:17So we know
00:51:18that your father
00:51:20is in the tallest tower
00:51:22to the north side
00:51:23of the castle.
00:51:24Is Spole there?
00:51:26It's a tall tower
00:51:27in the north castle,
00:51:27okay.
00:51:27The ice boy?
00:51:28Yes.
00:51:29He's deep in the dungeons.
00:51:31He wouldn't say
00:51:32what he knew.
00:51:33Spole in the dungeon,
00:51:34daddy in the tower.
00:51:35Oh, my gosh.
00:51:36They're far.
00:51:37Deep in dungeon,
00:51:38high in tower.
00:51:39That's far.
00:51:39We're going to have
00:51:40to split up.
00:51:41No!
00:51:42Don't say that.
00:51:42You remember what happened
00:51:43last time we split up?
00:51:44We got to split up.
00:51:44Then someone gets caught
00:51:45in a lake
00:51:46and you have to have
00:51:48a fight of your life.
00:51:48No, I think we should
00:51:49all go together
00:51:51and do one
00:51:52and then the next.
00:51:52We don't have time.
00:51:53Dawn is like
00:51:54around the corner.
00:51:55You're not wrong.
00:51:55Where's the amulet,
00:51:56do you know?
00:51:58The amulet,
00:51:59I've never seen,
00:52:00but the last I heard
00:52:01it spoken of,
00:52:03the overworlder,
00:52:04the Lord Alexei,
00:52:06has a chamber
00:52:07in the main keep
00:52:08and I believe
00:52:09that he spoke
00:52:09or had knowledge
00:52:10of an amulet.
00:52:11Is the main keep
00:52:12between the tower
00:52:12and the dungeon?
00:52:13Yes.
00:52:14So I think we got
00:52:15to go like this
00:52:15and come like this
00:52:16and I'm going with Gertie.
00:52:17You got to go twice.
00:52:19You see that she says,
00:52:20but Queen Anira
00:52:21You've done this before.
00:52:22Queen Anira is here currently.
00:52:24She's in the throne room.
00:52:25With Alexei?
00:52:27I don't know
00:52:27if she has an audience
00:52:28with Alexei right now,
00:52:29but I believe
00:52:30she is speaking
00:52:31with Alexei
00:52:31and the hunter
00:52:33and the strange fable.
00:52:35So we're avoiding
00:52:36the throne.
00:52:38We're going to,
00:52:38you and me
00:52:39can go get Roy.
00:52:41You two can go get
00:52:44Spole
00:52:45and then we will meet
00:52:46to get Alexei
00:52:47in the middle
00:52:48where Alexei is.
00:52:49Does that sound
00:52:49like a good plan?
00:52:50That sounds like a good plan.
00:52:51And you know
00:52:51your way around.
00:52:52I know my way around.
00:52:53And maybe,
00:52:53can you take my friends
00:52:55to the dungeon
00:52:56or just tell them
00:52:57how to get there?
00:52:57But question,
00:52:58who has the breathing stuff?
00:53:01Oh, we can...
00:53:02Which one of us
00:53:03will need it, right?
00:53:04Let me see.
00:53:05I don't know
00:53:06if Water Breathe
00:53:08is about proximity.
00:53:10Oh.
00:53:10Water Breathe
00:53:11you need to be
00:53:11close enough to cast.
00:53:12Okay, so then
00:53:13there's two...
00:53:14I've already cast it though.
00:53:15But you haven't cast it
00:53:16on Roy or Spole
00:53:18and you're not sure
00:53:18how they're being kept here.
00:53:20So those six things
00:53:21we have,
00:53:22we're going to take one.
00:53:23Yeah, we need the...
00:53:24What is it called?
00:53:25So are those for breathing
00:53:26or just for moving?
00:53:27Just moving.
00:53:27So you take care
00:53:28of the breathing
00:53:29and then the potions
00:53:29are for the moving.
00:53:30Got it.
00:53:31So we have to stick together.
00:53:33And you have already,
00:53:33by the way,
00:53:34all of you
00:53:34who've been swimming
00:53:35took one of your potions.
00:53:36They last 24 hours.
00:53:37Yeah.
00:53:37Like being down here
00:53:39you gotta be...
00:53:39You gotta have
00:53:40one of those potions
00:53:41or you can't swim.
00:53:41So three of you
00:53:43and Acia have already
00:53:43had one.
00:53:44You have two left.
00:53:45Got it.
00:53:45So one for Roy
00:53:47and one for Spole.
00:53:48Yeah.
00:53:48What is the benefit of...
00:53:49And who's Acia going with?
00:53:51What is...
00:53:51The time.
00:53:52What if we can't free...
00:53:54Spole.
00:53:55Spole because he won't
00:53:56be able to breathe.
00:53:57I guess the real...
00:53:58Actually, you know what?
00:53:59We need to go to Alexi first actually.
00:54:00I thought we were...
00:54:01Because he knows where...
00:54:02Because he knows where
00:54:02the medallion is.
00:54:04The most urgent thing is
00:54:05finding this medallion
00:54:06and stopping the Kraken
00:54:08from getting to it.
00:54:09So we all need to go to Alexi
00:54:10and then we can split up
00:54:11from there.
00:54:12Are Alexi and Huey...
00:54:14Do they have these potions
00:54:15on them?
00:54:15Yes, you believe so.
00:54:16And how...
00:54:18How soon do you have
00:54:19to cast a counterspell?
00:54:20While it's being cast.
00:54:21Okay, so I can't
00:54:22counterspell them
00:54:22and then be like,
00:54:23aha, you can't breathe anymore.
00:54:24Correct.
00:54:25But if you do see
00:54:29Huey or Alexi,
00:54:30you can waterwalk them.
00:54:32Yes, I can do that.
00:54:34And make them just float away.
00:54:36Yeah.
00:54:37We're supposed to take Alexi
00:54:38back as a prisoner
00:54:39for the viper.
00:54:40Oh yeah, we can't.
00:54:41So we can't.
00:54:42We can do it to Huey then.
00:54:43To Huey.
00:54:44So Huey can't be down there
00:54:45fighting with us.
00:54:45But how do we keep Alexi
00:54:46a prisoner while we go...
00:54:47The nets.
00:54:48We have nets.
00:54:48We have nets.
00:54:49Nets!
00:54:50And he's just a dude.
00:54:51What about the fish?
00:54:52Can we use the fish as a lure?
00:54:53Oh my God, we forgot about the fish.
00:54:54Like, what about the fish?
00:54:56Do you like the fucking fish?
00:54:57Yeah, and it smells horrible.
00:54:59It's disgusting.
00:54:59Not underwater though,
00:55:00because it's wet.
00:55:01Not underwater, you're right.
00:55:02The servant speaks up and says,
00:55:03that actually really shouldn't be in here.
00:55:06With this fish?
00:55:07Yeah, the kitchen,
00:55:08you should really throw that out.
00:55:10Yeah.
00:55:10It's covered in like lava, I think.
00:55:12Were you in a lava place?
00:55:13We were.
00:55:14And this kitchen has an A.
00:55:15We're bringing it down to a C right now.
00:55:17So we should just throw it away?
00:55:19I can try to cook it.
00:55:20You want me to try to cook it?
00:55:21We can use it for the kraken, I feel.
00:55:22If it's lava, we can melt the chains.
00:55:26I don't know.
00:55:27That'll hurt the kraken though.
00:55:28What if we threw the stinky, fiery fish at your mom?
00:55:35Now we're talking.
00:55:35It might piss her off.
00:55:37It might kill her.
00:55:39Okay.
00:55:39You see, Osea goes,
00:55:40I love that plan.
00:55:42Well, Osea said it.
00:55:44I feel like,
00:55:44I feel like a lax is right.
00:55:46I feel like there's no point in us splitting up,
00:55:47because we need you to give these people a war.
00:55:50So we're going to Alexi first.
00:55:51That's what I said.
00:55:51Why Alexi first?
00:55:52Because he knows where the medallion is.
00:55:54We're going to tie him up.
00:55:55We have a time, a time cross.
00:55:57So I guess,
00:55:57why should we ever get Roy or Spole anyway then?
00:56:01Because you love your father and I love Spole.
00:56:03And they can help us fight.
00:56:04Okay.
00:56:05So we're going to Alexi.
00:56:07Okay, Alexi.
00:56:07We're going to Alexi, right?
00:56:08All right.
00:56:09Alexi.
00:56:09All right.
00:56:10We need you to take us away.
00:56:11The servants, you see that.
00:56:12He's watching us just argue.
00:56:13I love it.
00:56:14That is so great.
00:56:15And Asiya O'Hara is over here with Asiya O'Hara.
00:56:19Can't see you.
00:56:20Can't see you O'Hara.
00:56:24The servant begins to change the castle
00:56:26and introduces himself and says,
00:56:28I'm Janias, by the way.
00:56:29Oh, Janias.
00:56:30What a pretty name.
00:56:31Oh, yes.
00:56:32Gertie.
00:56:33Hi, Gertie.
00:56:34What ocean are you from?
00:56:35I'm from Everdeep.
00:56:36Everdeep.
00:56:37I would never have gotten a chance to meet you.
00:56:39I'm a commoner.
00:56:41I'm changing my ways.
00:56:42I don't want to be like my mother anymore,
00:56:44so I'm just happy to know you.
00:56:46Jonathan?
00:56:48Janias.
00:56:48Janias.
00:56:49Close.
00:56:50If you end up ruling,
00:56:51maybe a promotion for Janias for his good deeds?
00:56:54I got this.
00:56:54I said, yes.
00:56:55I got this.
00:56:56I need you to tell us how to rule.
00:56:57Oh, we're good.
00:56:59Once a royal.
00:56:59Once a royal.
00:57:00Okay.
00:57:01You'll never change.
00:57:02You'll never change.
00:57:04Janias leads you through the castle of Everdeep.
00:57:07The hallways here are so strange.
00:57:10There's no, like, gravity is so different.
00:57:12So you look at the chambers where, yeah,
00:57:14there will be hallways that go to the side,
00:57:16but there will also be hallways that just go up at diagonals
00:57:18and out into other chambers, swimming through them.
00:57:21And you see that Janias brings you to,
00:57:24it's one of the only pieces of metal in this coral castle.
00:57:27There's this giant metal doorway, almost like a bank vault.
00:57:31And you see, he says, here,
00:57:34the Lord Alexei likes to have his meals left for him when he's out.
00:57:39And, knock, knock, knock.
00:57:41I don't think he's in right now.
00:57:43He puts in the key, opens it, the vault door opens.
00:57:46And you see a magical membrane.
00:57:50And inside, a room with carpets, lit torches, and air.
00:57:56This is like a magical room kept for overworlders in the castle.
00:58:00And looking inside, you see all of the finery and appointments
00:58:04of the Von Bodele family in this place.
00:58:07As you step through, you see Asiya steps in and is back on her feet again.
00:58:11And there's actually light in this room.
00:58:14Everyone go ahead and give me perception or investigation.
00:58:17I'm going to perception for sure.
00:58:19I'm going to tell you.
00:58:20Oh, my God.
00:58:21And I will never do that again.
00:58:2312 plus 5.
00:58:25My perception.
00:58:2522.
00:58:2622.
00:58:26It is a 4.
00:58:27Mine is, I rolled a 13, plus 7 is 20.
00:58:32Dirty 20.
00:58:33Incredible.
00:58:34Twyla, you immediately find stuff about the Fathomless Nexus.
00:58:38You begin to see, like, this medallion that will attract the Kraken.
00:58:43Oh, is it here?
00:58:43Well, you find information about it.
00:58:45Oh.
00:58:45And you begin to look through, and you see all this stuff about how the Von Bodele has helped to
00:58:51build it.
00:58:51And you find, again, more proof from them of all the nefarious shit they've been involved in, up to and
00:58:59including literal records of Zarya Hex in their work.
00:59:03You see, there are missives here where Alexei has been speaking to his cousins and parents and other members of
00:59:09his family, joking about Mysara.
00:59:13And specifically the fact that, like, he is working with someone who doesn't know that his family was the architect
00:59:19of, like, that downfall.
00:59:21See?
00:59:22I've always liked Mysara, quite frankly, even though she's kind of, you know, misguided.
00:59:27Princess, helping Twyla look through these documents, looking like, where is the Fathomless Nexus going to be?
00:59:33He said, it needs to be somewhere coastal.
00:59:35And what you recognize quickly, Twyla, is you find stuff that the Fathomless Nexus is not just a medallion.
00:59:40It's an enormous piece of magical engineering.
00:59:43It's actually, like, a huge crest that weighs, like, more than 300 pounds.
00:59:48It has to be installed somewhere to, like, sit there and, like, it's a huge thing.
00:59:53It's almost like those things from Dune that, like, attract sandworms, right?
00:59:57So this huge magical crest that attracts the kraken.
01:00:01And you see that there's correspondence between Alexei saying,
01:00:05we will have no problem hiding this in our old keep.
01:00:10Having just sold it recently, it will be remodeled.
01:00:14And...
01:00:14Wait, this is your...
01:00:16Is he talking to your people?
01:00:18And you find on that paperwork a Fauxhammer signature.
01:00:23How did I clock that?
01:00:23Stop it!
01:00:24How did I clickety-clickety-clock that?
01:00:27Your family's evil!
01:00:28Bitch, you're wonderful!
01:00:31You're a lot of family!
01:00:33However, you actually don't have an indication here that necessarily the Fauxhammer is engaged in this willingly.
01:00:38You look at the documentation here, Princess, you feel that your family has maybe been set up.
01:00:46That this crest is hidden in the new keep they bought in the city of Darktide, where your adventures began.
01:00:55Did your fucking two-time-and-uncle sign this?
01:00:59So, you know exactly where the Fathomless Nexus is.
01:01:02It is hiding in the new Fauxhammer home in Darktide.
01:01:08We're going to have to destroy your home again.
01:01:10Jesus!
01:01:11So, do we want...
01:01:12Okay, so this is where our boon can come in, okay?
01:01:16I suggest that one of the wishes could be to remove Aneera's immortality.
01:01:21I would like to do that when we're near her, so that Nyreth can have her immortality.
01:01:27Or we could use it to...
01:01:29The thing is 300 pounds.
01:01:31So, moving it might be a bit of a chore.
01:01:33Not underwater, because buoyancy.
01:01:35But it's not underwater, it's on land.
01:01:36Oh.
01:01:37But, like, moving it, wherever you move it.
01:01:39It's just going to relocate, yeah.
01:01:40Crack it.
01:01:41Or if you just destroy it.
01:01:43Why are we moving it?
01:01:44Can it be destroyed?
01:01:45Does anyone here know?
01:01:46Oh, I could shrink it.
01:01:47I could reduce it.
01:01:48I think they work on people or things?
01:01:50They work on things?
01:01:50People, places, and things.
01:01:52Oh, work.
01:01:52Places, too?
01:01:53Nouns.
01:01:55No, what is your card so you can do?
01:01:59You're going to shrink all of Everdeep?
01:02:01You're looking it up?
01:02:02Because so am I, sweetie.
01:02:04I'm waiting.
01:02:06Because a creature or an object you can see within range to grow larger or smaller.
01:02:09But see within range.
01:02:11We can't see.
01:02:12But I'm in the sea.
01:02:13No, we can get there.
01:02:14We can get there.
01:02:15We can get there and shrink it.
01:02:17It's got to be, I mean, we're-
01:02:18So we're going to leave Everdeep and go do that and then come back to Everdeep?
01:02:21Well, the most pressing thing is to get to this thing before the Kraken does.
01:02:27My God, how do real superheroes do this?
01:02:28I am exhausted.
01:02:29Okay, we can tell you how.
01:02:30But can we leave?
01:02:32Can this thing be destroyed?
01:02:33Can you ask, is it nighttime?
01:02:35Yeah, I actually-
01:02:36It's nighttime.
01:02:36Also, I will say too, you've all started to use a lot of spells and abilities.
01:02:41Yeah.
01:02:41Like finding some way to rest may become vital in the near future, but you are in the midst
01:02:47of your enemy's stronghold.
01:02:49Right.
01:02:49So-
01:02:50We could go somewhere.
01:02:51I mean, if we can hang out here and-
01:02:53I mean, Alexi might get the upper hand, but if he comes in here, we're fucking him up.
01:02:56If Alexi walks in this room, he's getting-
01:02:58So you think if we take a nap in Alexi's room and then if he opens the door, we just
01:03:02all wake up and fight?
01:03:03Your question was about-
01:03:05Oh, rope trick's a great idea.
01:03:07We could do rope trick.
01:03:07We could hide in an extra dimension of space.
01:03:09Oh.
01:03:10You were asking a question about enlarging or reducing the object, correct?
01:03:14Yes, that is totally possible.
01:03:16And destroying it would just be very, very difficult, right?
01:03:19Like it's a heavy, powerful, magical thing.
01:03:22You might need powerful magic to try to unmake it.
01:03:25But with all that being said, you have the information from Alexi's room.
01:03:29Spole and Roy are still in the tower.
01:03:31Do you want to prioritize going and getting them?
01:03:35Yes.
01:03:35Can we just take a quick moment?
01:03:36Can we take a quick moment to try to investigate this paperwork and see if anything in there
01:03:41will tell us about how to take care of this thing just right before we go?
01:03:44Yeah.
01:03:44Oh, the paperwork thing earlier?
01:03:47Yeah, go ahead.
01:03:47Actually, all of you can roll.
01:03:48Give me arcana, history, or insight.
01:03:51Whatever one you want.
01:03:52Okay, arc.
01:03:55Oh, I'm going to do insight.
01:03:56I got to do insight too, sweetie.
01:03:57I rolled a five insight.
01:04:00I got an eight.
01:04:01For five, history.
01:04:0318 plus nine.
01:04:0518 plus seven.
01:04:06I have 25.
01:04:0825.
01:04:09Insight.
01:04:09Looking at the plan.
01:04:10I got a 19.
01:04:11Sorry.
01:04:11Looking at the plan unfolding.
01:04:12I think, Trianne, the odds of destroying the crest.
01:04:16It's possible that you could destroy it, but before you destroy it, you need to find it.
01:04:21And it's hidden somewhere in that castle, like sealed up in the castle.
01:04:26But it is huge.
01:04:27It is huge.
01:04:28So is the castle.
01:04:28The foe hammer castle.
01:04:30The foe hammer castle in Darktide.
01:04:32I think that you realize that if these merfolk ride out, this kraken is going to be very,
01:04:39very powerful.
01:04:40And Darktide itself needs to be warned that this is happening.
01:04:45Like Darktide has its own defenses.
01:04:46The foe hammers.
01:04:47Like you need to find some way of like warning the people in this city because you might be
01:04:51able to destroy it, but could you destroy it before the kraken got there, right?
01:04:55Do people have the ability, there's like the armed forces of this place have the ability
01:05:00to ward off the kraken?
01:05:01Maybe not.
01:05:02But they had the ability to like evacuate, like get people, you know, like other things
01:05:05like that, like try to save the, like if you guys can't stop this, right?
01:05:08But there's also, if you're looking for fail points within this plan, like where are the
01:05:16places that you can like affect this plan?
01:05:18The best thing to do would probably be to inform people in Darktide that this is happening.
01:05:22The foe hammers could also, you could, if you could get word to the foe hammers somehow,
01:05:27they could start looking, like you, if you need to rest or you need to take time, you need
01:05:31to get Roy and Spul.
01:05:32If you somehow could get word to the foe hammers right now to start digging through the castle
01:05:36looking for this crest, you could get started on that.
01:05:38All hands on deck.
01:05:39Scry my father.
01:05:41I will scry your father.
01:05:42I will scry your father so good.
01:05:47And in terms of other places to like help make a difference, Darktide could maybe handle
01:05:54itself or take care of itself.
01:05:57The Kraken, there's multiple failure points throughout this, right?
01:06:02Like Queen Anira is immortal, but so is Mysara.
01:06:06So either of them could potentially wield the chains of command.
01:06:09The other parts of this.
01:06:11So could I.
01:06:12What's that?
01:06:13So could I.
01:06:13And so could Gertrude.
01:06:14That's another big part of this too is you feel like the weakest point of this plan is
01:06:20actually kind of the Kraken itself.
01:06:22Like in other words, those chains, if those chains can be fucked with or removed, maybe
01:06:27you don't have to destroy this hard to destroy crest.
01:06:30So we can get to the, so we can get, so right now Huey is on the Kraken, yes?
01:06:35Riding it or when we, when we, when we used the crystal ball earlier, Huey was like on
01:06:38the Kraken.
01:06:39He was on the Kraken controlling it and riding it.
01:06:41So we get to the Kraken because Huey's alone right now with the Kraken.
01:06:46We also need to rest.
01:06:48Where's Mustard?
01:06:49Mustard is with Huey and the Kraken.
01:06:51How long do we, how long is our rest?
01:06:52Eight hours.
01:06:53And how much time do we have until.
01:06:56That's, that's getting very close to dawn to take a rest right now.
01:06:59Oh.
01:06:59I mean, but we have to before, literally my mother said we ride at dawn.
01:07:05So from dawn, all bets are off.
01:07:08We, we will not get a chance to rest after, after dawn.
01:07:11She said you're outside, but you ain't that outside.
01:07:13My question is, how fast does this, is it like attack risen or is it like, you feel that
01:07:22it will be that, like knowing magically what you're looking at, you will have time.
01:07:26Things will start to get bad, but you will have time as they are getting bad to address
01:07:30It's kind of like global warming.
01:07:32It's, it's, it's, it's over time, you know.
01:07:34But, but it is happening.
01:07:35It is happening.
01:07:36And there are some people who deny it.
01:07:38Yeah.
01:07:39There are people, there are people, there are reporters, the tide is not rising.
01:07:42That is fake news.
01:07:43The tide has never risen.
01:07:47And then, um, okay, so we, we need to rest and we need to, we need to rest and then
01:07:51rush
01:07:52to the Kraken.
01:07:54Rope bridge, rest, rope bridge.
01:07:56And scry my father.
01:07:57And scry your father.
01:07:58But I can't scry until I get some rest because it's only once a day.
01:08:01Okay.
01:08:01Yeah.
01:08:02See, all, a lot of, and then we also need to think about, guys, see, I am the one who
01:08:05was, I'm, I'm, I'm really our planner here.
01:08:07We, we, we keep on forgetting about, we keep on forgetting about my father and Spole.
01:08:12We have to like, like, okay, here's what the, the order of operations is rope bridge,
01:08:18rest, come back, dad, Spole, scry dad, fight.
01:08:25But when are we going to go, when are we going to the Kraken?
01:08:27That's, we've lost so much time.
01:08:28We have to, we have to get to the Kraken.
01:08:30In my opinion, the first thing we need to do is rest.
01:08:33And then after rest, immediately rush to the Kraken.
01:08:36You see, Janias looks and says, I can show you the passageways to get to the tower and
01:08:41the dungeons if, if need be.
01:08:44Um, and we can go do that as swiftly as possible if you'd like.
01:08:47Tower first and dungeon.
01:08:48Yes, let's do that.
01:08:50Uh, I'm going to need a group stealth check.
01:08:51Oh, God.
01:08:52Stealth check.
01:08:53Oh, I figured out the problem.
01:08:54What?
01:08:55This is why our die are fucked up.
01:08:57You and I are using the right ones.
01:08:58These two switch.
01:08:59I think that's why our rules have been fucked up the entire time.
01:09:01What do you mean the right one?
01:09:02Right?
01:09:02Because, because these are her colors.
01:09:04Those are your colors.
01:09:05But I think.
01:09:06What are my colors?
01:09:07This is the color of Twyla, green in this.
01:09:09And she's purple in this.
01:09:10But whatever, am I, this is my color.
01:09:13Yeah, this is my color.
01:09:14Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:09:14Why do you blame other people for your mistakes?
01:09:18Oh, fuck, I rolled a nat one.
01:09:20Well, I'll tell you why, how I know that was not right.
01:09:21Because that, honey, was a nat one.
01:09:24Nat one plus three is a four.
01:09:26Is this, what is this stealth?
01:09:27I have 15.
01:09:28That's a lot.
01:09:28Okay.
01:09:29We're ready to fight.
01:09:30I'm at a four.
01:09:30Guess what?
01:09:31I have 16.
01:09:32Okay, so two.
01:09:33You're adding 10 for pass without trace.
01:09:35So 26.
01:09:36So I'm up to, I'm up to 14.
01:09:38Or wait, 14.
01:09:38Okay.
01:09:3914 and 14.
01:09:40You're in your domain.
01:09:41And then we have 25 and what's here?
01:09:4226.
01:09:4326.
01:09:44Okay.
01:09:45A Sia, Janias does not have pass without trace on.
01:09:48So he only got a 14 as well.
01:09:5014 is low.
01:09:51So we need a Sia to roll high enough.
01:09:56Basically, she just needs to not roll a nat one.
01:10:00That's a two.
01:10:01Stop it.
01:10:02Was it not a nat one?
01:10:03Two plus seven.
01:10:05Then plus 10 is 19.
01:10:08So you make your way up to the tower.
01:10:10Almost a dirty 20.
01:10:11Almost a dirty 20.
01:10:13You make your way up to the tower and you see a large locked door in front of you, like
01:10:18a dungeon.
01:10:19Do any of you have the ability to...
01:10:21Rift the door off?
01:10:22Actually, hold on.
01:10:24You see a Sia reaches in, pulls out thieves' tools, and pops the lock.
01:10:28Oh, word.
01:10:28Of course.
01:10:29A Sia saves the day.
01:10:30A Sia saves the day.
01:10:32Inside, you see a room.
01:10:35There is a chain that is bolted to the floor, and it is taut, and it goes straight up to
01:10:41Roy's ankle.
01:10:43And you see that the roof is about an inch of air.
01:10:47And you see Roy is...
01:10:48He is tortured down there.
01:10:50...is pressing his mouth up, trying to make a seal with his lips against the roof to just get air
01:10:56in as he breathes.
01:10:57So I'm going to go ahead and from the floor, I'm going to cast...
01:11:00Put him in our water breathe.
01:11:03And give him the thing so he can move.
01:11:04Okay, you cast water breathing.
01:11:07As you do, you see Roy descend.
01:11:12Troy gives you a big embrace.
01:11:14Father.
01:11:17Oh, my.
01:11:17Can I hear...
01:11:18Is he wounded?
01:11:19It looks like he's exhausted.
01:11:21Like he needs a rest.
01:11:22It's conditioned.
01:11:23So he doesn't have hit point damage.
01:11:25Sure.
01:11:25But he has disadvantage on everything until he can rest.
01:11:27Ah, so he needs the rest.
01:11:30Do you think you can make it to the dungeon with us?
01:11:33I can try.
01:11:34I can't believe you found me.
01:11:35Hello, nice to meet you.
01:11:36He pulls his hand and Nessia says, very nice to meet you.
01:11:40I'm...
01:11:43I'm here.
01:11:43I'm also here helping.
01:11:45And you see...
01:11:46Let's not give labels yet.
01:11:48Jump the gun.
01:11:49And you see that Roy says, I don't know where Spool is.
01:11:55He's in the dungeon.
01:11:56He's in the dungeon.
01:11:57Okay.
01:11:57Janice is going to take us.
01:11:59I'm going to need another stealth check.
01:12:00And now you also have Roy that does not have Pass Without Trace.
01:12:03Here we go.
01:12:04We might leave him up here.
01:12:06Okay.
01:12:06Don't open your mouth like...
01:12:08That's a good one.
01:12:10That's a bad one.
01:12:12I have 26.
01:12:13Roy might need to stay behind.
01:12:1526.
01:12:16I hope none of you are rolling that one.
01:12:17Is it 26?
01:12:18Yes.
01:12:19I have 8 plus 3, which is 11.
01:12:21Plus 10 is 21.
01:12:22I have 18.
01:12:2318 plus 10?
01:12:24Plus 10 is 28.
01:12:25This is stealth, right?
01:12:27This is stealth.
01:12:27Okay.
01:12:28That's a plus 5.
01:12:28Just don't roll a nat 1.
01:12:30It's a B.
01:12:3117 plus 5 plus 10.
01:12:3323 plus 10, 33.
01:12:35Woo!
01:12:36Slinking all the way down.
01:12:38What did Roy roll?
01:12:39Roy rolled a 4, and Janias rolled a nat 1, and Acia rolled a nat 1.
01:12:45Jesus.
01:12:45No!
01:12:46And Acia.
01:12:47If we have to leave anyone behind, Janias, I just met you.
01:12:51He's taking us.
01:12:52We need him.
01:12:53I'm part of this.
01:12:54You see, Janias wins his way down further and further, and as he gets to the bottom, you arrive in
01:13:02the dungeons.
01:13:02You see that in these various cells, you see these, like, strange coral creatures of people that have just been
01:13:10rotting in these cells for so long that they've, like, covered in barnacles.
01:13:14And you see that deep here underwater, frozen into a corner, is Spole, who has made himself into a block
01:13:24of ice as barnacles and crustaceans sort of cover him.
01:13:28Cover him with ice?
01:13:30Cover him.
01:13:30He's, like, made of solid ice right now and is just frozen into the corner.
01:13:36You realize he can't breathe underwater, so he's, like, frozen himself and gone into, like, a frozen stasis so that
01:13:43he can survive down here.
01:13:45Aww.
01:13:45See, the air bubble would have been nice.
01:13:49So I'm gonna go ahead and...
01:13:51Melt this beach.
01:13:52Water breeze.
01:13:53Yeah.
01:13:54But he's ice.
01:13:55He can't breathe here.
01:13:56I have, like, my stuff is powerful.
01:13:57Like, fireball is a huge...
01:14:00So I would, like, he would have break into pieces.
01:14:01Okay, okay.
01:14:02Can we...
01:14:02Can I prestidigitation and do a magical trick and give him, like, a little heat?
01:14:06That's the thing I can do.
01:14:07Yes, absolutely.
01:14:07You can boil him in the kitchen.
01:14:09Yeah, I can make...
01:14:10Oh, my God.
01:14:11Take him to the kitchen.
01:14:11Put him in the...
01:14:12In the...
01:14:13In the...
01:14:13In the ball of...
01:14:14You are not gonna cook him.
01:14:15Are you hungry?
01:14:15You're my boyfriend.
01:14:16Jesus.
01:14:17I can instantaneously...
01:14:18Have you ever had pay?
01:14:20I can instantaneously make a small campfire.
01:14:23So I'm gonna make...
01:14:24So I'm gonna...
01:14:24Oh.
01:14:25The way I'm turning is a...
01:14:26Underwater?
01:14:27Yeah, let's go.
01:14:28In the middle of the ocean.
01:14:30So you make a small campfire that immediately is just...
01:14:34It's like...
01:14:35You're like, small campfire.
01:14:36Steam!
01:14:37It's just water and bubbles everywhere.
01:14:40So how...
01:14:40Do we have...
01:14:41Do we have to make it warm?
01:14:43Um...
01:14:44Well, you make this steamy campfire and...
01:14:46Yeah, it'll work.
01:14:46And Spole with that water-breathing spell.
01:14:53Twyla!
01:14:54Oh, my God.
01:14:55Spole!
01:14:56Oh.
01:14:57Give him his thing.
01:14:58I have a present for you.
01:15:00We have a present for you.
01:15:01Wait, I'm not dead.
01:15:02Holy shit.
01:15:03You thought you were dead?
01:15:03Sorry, I cursed.
01:15:04What?
01:15:05You thought you were dead?
01:15:05I thought I was dead.
01:15:07You cryogenically froze yourself to be safe.
01:15:10Very Walt Disney.
01:15:11The trade didn't like the session.
01:15:13I froze, I froze yourself.
01:15:18Oh, but he was dead.
01:15:20We're going to make this so quick because we don't have enough time.
01:15:23It's...
01:15:23Time is the essence.
01:15:25It's really, really urgent.
01:15:26So I'm going to just give you this gift that we got you.
01:15:29It's a clockwork dragonfly wing.
01:15:31And you're going to love it.
01:15:32You're going to put it on right now because you might need to use it.
01:15:35Here you go.
01:15:36You see?
01:15:37Put it on like a backpack.
01:15:38Puts it on.
01:15:39I thought she tells me how to feel about it.
01:15:40You're going to...
01:15:42Puts it on.
01:15:43My God.
01:15:44This is so kind.
01:15:46You've put...
01:15:48And you see the wings, even underwater, spread out.
01:15:51These clockwork wings.
01:15:55For she is my dear, my darling one, my smiling and eguiling one.
01:16:00Not the good thing, sure, but we are under a time crunch.
01:16:04No other one be the sun, my darling, sylvan girl.
01:16:12And he sweeps you up and kisses you.
01:16:16Hi.
01:16:17Yes.
01:16:18We were made for each other.
01:16:20How did you know that song?
01:16:21What?
01:16:22I was all...
01:16:23When I was younger, I went to college in a tree.
01:16:27I went to Trinity.
01:16:29Have you seen the Book of Kells exhibit?
01:16:30It's incredible.
01:16:31Listen, I don't want to cut this short.
01:16:32I do not want to cut this short, but we have so much to catch up on and we have
01:16:35places to be.
01:16:36Wait.
01:16:37What?
01:16:38I know something critically important.
01:16:39What is that?
01:16:40I can turn into a rolling tray.
01:16:42Oh, my God.
01:16:44A rolling tray.
01:16:47What kind of rolling tray?
01:16:48We have to go get the Kraken.
01:16:50We have to go, y'all.
01:16:51Okay, so now we have Dad, we have Role, we have Spole.
01:16:55Spole, Spole, Roy.
01:16:56Now we need to rest before so we can re-juzh all this stuff, right?
01:16:59Rolling tray.
01:17:01How far is...
01:17:02It's happening?
01:17:02I missed what you were saying.
01:17:03Yeah, we were talking about rolling tray.
01:17:04Do y'all know...
01:17:05Roy, Spole, do any of you know where the Kraken is?
01:17:09You see that Roy says,
01:17:10Well, the Kraken will be out on the grounds.
01:17:13I mean, Kraken will be visible to where the armies are marshaling, but we cannot...
01:17:19I say now we rest so he can regain his strength, Spole can regain his strength,
01:17:22and we can regain all the powers we need.
01:17:24Spry.
01:17:25And then when we wake up, we're going to scry your folks.
01:17:29Or is there someone a little more trustworthy?
01:17:30They're trustworthy.
01:17:31Yeah, do you trust your parents?
01:17:33They're there.
01:17:33I don't know who else is there.
01:17:35They're like a head butler, a servant, who's super loyal.
01:17:38What about your sister?
01:17:40Yeah, Dutchess, you sweet little sister.
01:17:41She'll do anything for you.
01:17:42Yeah, and she's smart.
01:17:44You can Skype her.
01:17:45All right, Skype her.
01:17:46Just remember, if we're going to stay true to our world, we cannot kill Alexei.
01:17:52No, we need him to take him back.
01:17:53He needs to be critically harmed, but not dead.
01:17:56Okay.
01:17:56Although we did not say alive.
01:17:57We just said live.
01:17:59To be fair.
01:18:00So you can create a rope trick for all of you to rest here if you want.
01:18:03All of us.
01:18:04So, making this little pocket dimension.
01:18:06And you go in.
01:18:08Roy helps, like, you know, take some of his gear and helps bed down so that you guys have a
01:18:12place to sleep.
01:18:14You see that Janias bids you farewell here.
01:18:18And Janias goes like, I'll go back to the kitchen so that it's not suspicious.
01:18:22And...
01:18:23Oh yeah, you've been gone for like 30 minutes.
01:18:2530 minutes, yeah.
01:18:26I'll probably get fired.
01:18:27It's pretty bad.
01:18:27Also, just even me breaking out of that chain, probably, that's, you know, they're not going to like that.
01:18:31And you see Janias heads off, and you all bed down to get a long rest.
01:18:37So, all your hit points, all your class features, all your spells, come back.
01:18:42Wake up in the rope trick.
01:18:43Do you want to use the crystal ball first thing when you wake up?
01:18:47Yeah, so, first thing we need to do is warn.
01:18:50We're going to scry.
01:18:51Precious.
01:18:52When I scry, how much talking can I do?
01:18:54Like, just full on talking?
01:18:55Is it limited to a few sentences?
01:18:56I think that you have the ability to cast a suggestion spell using your crystal ball.
01:19:02Great.
01:19:02So, suggest that she get the amulet, uh, the thing, Duchess, find it.
01:19:08But you've got to say, the crest is hidden somewhere in your home.
01:19:13The castle.
01:19:14In the castle.
01:19:15We don't know where, right?
01:19:16Just don't know where.
01:19:17So, we know that Duchess is quite smart.
01:19:19She's a little nerdy, a little gangly.
01:19:20She's probably the brains of the Fohammer family.
01:19:23We have the strength, the brains, the strength and the beauty.
01:19:26And then I feel like Duchess might be the brains of the Fohammer family.
01:19:29Okay.
01:19:29Like, Duchess, have you seen, have you seen this weird crest lurking around the castle?
01:19:33I think we can just talk to her straight up and be like, hey, there's a crest, you gotta
01:19:35go get it.
01:19:36Yeah.
01:19:36And tell everyone, and like, some of you need to evacuate, some of you, you need people
01:19:40who stay behind evacuating, some of you need to stay, who need to find it.
01:19:43Yeah.
01:19:44Okay, great.
01:19:44All right.
01:19:46Back with a crystal ball.
01:19:47Back with a crystal ball.
01:19:47You see, in a bedroom, replete with all of the stuffies that Kelvorda can manage.
01:19:55Stuffies, I'm scared.
01:19:55Tons of stuffies.
01:19:57You see, she has like a Squishmallow, like body pillow thing.
01:20:00Oh, my God.
01:20:00She has a bard in her room playing music, and she's practicing like a dance move in
01:20:06the mirror.
01:20:07On Finsock.
01:20:08The next time there's, next time there's a masquerade ball, you're not going to catch
01:20:13Duchess asleep at the wheel.
01:20:15And then that's when, when, when Gretchen comes forward, she says, Duchess, listen.
01:20:23Were you, you weren't watching me, were you?
01:20:25I didn't see anything.
01:20:27I mean, I literally just, right when I said Duchess, that's when I, that's when I first
01:20:30started seeing it.
01:20:31No.
01:20:31So I didn't, so I didn't see the dancing.
01:20:33Oh, no.
01:20:34I didn't see it.
01:20:35Oh.
01:20:35Listen, there is a massive crest attracting the Kraken in your home.
01:20:43The what?
01:20:45We, you got two sentences, you're not going to have time to explain.
01:20:47This will just destroy the fucking amulet.
01:20:49We need to evacuate the castle.
01:20:52You must tell the proper authorities to evacuate the home.
01:20:56Kraken.
01:20:57And they must know the Kraken is coming.
01:21:00And we need people to stay behind and try to destroy it.
01:21:05Is that why the ocean's acting so weird?
01:21:08There it is.
01:21:09And you see, she goes to her balcony and through the crystal ball, you see the waves are already
01:21:15rising.
01:21:16It done got cracked.
01:21:17The crack done crocked it.
01:21:20She says, okay, there's a crest somewhere in here.
01:21:22I'm going to go tell my family right away.
01:21:24I'll do it.
01:21:24And no one was dancing.
01:21:26And please tell my sister that I love her if I don't see her again, just if something
01:21:29bad's happening.
01:21:31Will do.
01:21:32And you see, she runs off and says, no, God, we got to burn the house down.
01:21:39And all of you emerge from the rope trick.
01:21:42As you do, you hear chaos out from the city.
01:21:47And you see that Roy's looking around and saying, they're making a move.
01:21:51We got to go right now.
01:21:52God.
01:21:53And with your swim potions, everything else, you burst forward from here.
01:21:58And as you do so, Roy.
01:22:01Oh, shit.
01:22:01We should have used the rules before we went to sleep.
01:22:05Didn't I say?
01:22:05As you do so, you see that Spole with these new clockwork wings says, all right, we're trying
01:22:12to get, if they're attacking the city already, then we need to get in between them and the
01:22:16city and try to stop this cracking, right?
01:22:19Yes.
01:22:20Is Spole our best strategist?
01:22:21He wants to go fight a whole army?
01:22:24He wants to go fight this?
01:22:26We need to get to the kraken and we don't need to, all of us we need to fight is...
01:22:32Amira.
01:22:33Huey.
01:22:34You see that Roy says, Gertie's right.
01:22:37We don't need to fight a whole army.
01:22:38We just need to stop this kraken.
01:22:39You see that Roy begins to cast a spell and Roy is actually going to go ahead and cast
01:22:43a long strider spell to increase everybody's movement.
01:22:47Ooh.
01:22:48And you see...
01:22:48You've been holding now.
01:22:50Give me your cards.
01:22:54You got water walk too?
01:22:56And you see Spole touches Twyla as his wings.
01:22:59And Twyla goes, ooh.
01:23:01And you see...
01:23:02Get a room.
01:23:03He goes, I know that we are deep under the sea, but wherever you are, stars of the far
01:23:10north, frozen wind, guide us forward.
01:23:13Give us the speed we need to save this world.
01:23:16Would you please?
01:23:18And you see, whoosh, freezing water and wind mixed together, bubbles everywhere as you
01:23:27rocket out of the castle of Everdeen.
01:23:29Oh, yes.
01:23:30As fast as you can, all the way up to the surface of the water.
01:23:35You said, kraken, you got it.
01:23:38Breaching the surface of the ocean.
01:23:40Oh, God.
01:23:41You see dark tide in the distance.
01:23:43It is far away, but not that far with how fast this beast now moves.
01:23:49A tidal wave, some 30 feet tall, breaches towards you, rolling as fast as it can.
01:23:57And as you all sit here in the water, tentacles emerge and tied to the kraken's massive body,
01:24:08a war carriage of shells and kelp.
01:24:12And for the first time, Troianne, since all those many weeks ago when first you left on
01:24:18your adventure, you look up and see your mother on her throne astride the kraken.
01:24:26Daughter.
01:24:28Traitor.
01:24:29Rebel.
01:24:32Let this be the first to fall in our glorious conquest.
01:24:37Hey, I'm going to need all of you to roll initiative.
01:24:40Oh, God.
01:24:42And that's all for this episode of Dimension 20.
01:24:45Tune in next week for another thrilling episode as we come to our finale of Dungeons & Drag Queens.
01:24:50We'll see you there.
01:24:51Farewell.
01:24:52Farewell.
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