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Playboy Real God! : New ๐Ÿ”
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00:03I saw that day with my own eyes.
00:12I was their king.
00:20Please, don't leave me.
00:22I have you.
00:23I don't want to die.
00:38The king's head.
00:43Now, I had a sword in my hand.
00:46And still, I could not save him anymore for me.
00:58I had a sword in my hand.
01:17Fall back!
01:19Protect the wounded!
01:45Your majesty!
01:47Die!
02:17Die!
02:47Die!
02:55Later, they called him a legend.
03:02Wait!
03:07Find him!
03:29My son, you're not hurt. A border skirmish.
03:32It's just some goblin filth, mother. Look at him, not a scratch. Probably hid in a brothel in the lower
03:37town while real men fought.
03:38Actually, it was the Willow Lane brothel, the one with the red door. Marla's new girl has impressive talents.
03:44Kai, you always disgrace this house. You are a Blackwood.
03:48When will you start acting like a true noble?
03:51Relax, uncle. You know me. Duty and borders? Boring.
03:55Pay him no mind, my lord. Everyone knows this playboy. The only thing he'll ever rule is a table at
04:01a tavern.
04:04We should have cut his throat when we had the chance, just like what we did to his parents.
04:08Watch your mouth!
04:12What?
04:14Cus.
04:18I don't know.
04:22No!
04:26Cus.
04:32I don't know.
04:34Cus.
04:35Cus.
04:39You little mouse.
04:41Keep it. You're dead.
04:42mother's little precious gift but remember the only thing that will keep
04:52you life is your silent mother father I'll avenge you the Silver Order the
05:04Dawn Sentinels and the Knights of the Ashwood these are all the Knights we
05:09have your majesty Ty Blackman who is this Northern Lord's son a playboy can
05:15barely lift a longsword if our ranks are filled with such turdicies we can't stand
05:21against the dark wheels perhaps you've gone in the wrong places father
05:34not this again Lyra and Strider stories don't just come from nowhere they say
05:38the Wind Strider took the Frost Tyrant's head with one cut they say the Seas
05:42themselves stilled at his command shouldn't we seek one who already walks that path
05:48my dear I know he saved your life and you hold a fascination for him but we've
05:53searched for years he's a rumor a fireside tale our only tangible hope is the
05:58knight who saved me on the battlefield so this is why you offered my hand as a
06:03tournament prize it was the only card left to play and if by some miracle the
06:08knight from the field appears trust me he would be worthy of you
06:14now spread the word
06:19such delicate hands and yet forced to do such rough work my lord by decree of his
06:27majesty King Arthas all noble houses are required to send eligible Knights to the
06:32capital in two days time for the royal tournament furthermore the champion shall
06:36marry the princess what the princess this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity my
06:43son you must seize this opportunity Lorus prove that our bloodline is the
06:49strongest in the kingdom of course additionally the King summons also
06:54includes Sir Lorus and Sir Kai how can it be he'll disgrace House Blackwood before the
07:01entire kingdom this is a direct order from the king not a request he will go show up
07:06and behave like a decent human being by the sacred light you will not bring shame
07:11to this family do I make myself clear hmm got it
07:17father forget it probably won't survive the first round anyway we only need to pray he
07:22doesn't tarnish your shining moment come my son
07:35Lorus Blackwood the North finally sends someone who looks the path
07:40that's your cousin looks like he'd blow over in a stiff breeze the King's command is mysterious
07:45sometimes well gentlemen let's go
07:55all interest presents someone's token my cousin's got it I saw you exchange words
08:01with him just now sir that's his who are you tie of House Blackwood the Blackwood who
08:10can't even grip a sword right this is no place for you go home and play with sticks
08:15you see I'd rather not be here either but I don't quite think his majesty would
08:19appreciate that does the King even know your name don't get in the way of real
08:25knights look at you you're just a piece of scrap metal I think this is the only
08:29thing on you worth a damn
08:46what's going on here give it back you're looking for a fight I said give it back
08:59you're looking for a fight I said give it back
09:07or what you piece of shit
09:17such a strong and the same power
09:26goodness he is the knight that day
09:28he is the knight that day
09:35and the same power
09:47come on
09:47now
09:47name
09:49Kai Blackwood
09:58He's on the list
10:00Let him in
10:01Does the high paladin know that guy?
10:02I have no idea
10:31How can he get in?
10:33Do not be distracted by that trash, my son
10:36Look around
10:37None of these boys can match you
10:39You must be champion today
10:44What was so urgent?
10:47Are you sure?
10:48That playboy?
10:51In nations of years
10:52Our borders have been plagued by incursions from the Dark Alliance
10:54We must find the strongest among you
10:56I will grant the hand of my only daughter in marriage
11:02I'm not interested
11:05Alright, at least she's not bad looking
11:24His challenge is...
11:27Kai of House Blackwood
11:32That waste of a night
11:33The strongest against the weakest
11:35What's there to watch?
11:36We just hope he doesn't get himself killed by his own cousin
11:45That useless fool isn't even worthy of entering
11:52You know
11:54I was worried you'd shame the family in front of everyone
11:56Good thing your first match is against me
11:59You won't get the chance to face anyone else
12:02Don't worry
12:03Don't worry
12:04No pain
12:10What?
12:11You've given up already?
12:12Come on, the little pup finally crawled onto a real field
12:15Oh, maybe you think you don't belong here
12:17The brothels are in the lower city
12:20I really like that place
12:22The owl was watered, but the company had character
12:24Unlike here
12:26You think this is funny?
12:27Your dead parents probably thought you were funny too
12:29My mother's blade did them a favor
12:31Put them out of the misery of having you for a son
12:33A weak, sniveling joke
12:39Then what are you waiting for?
12:40You scared?
12:42Go to hell!
12:53How is this possible?
12:55He can't be the man who saved me
12:56Why he acted like that?
13:14Okay, okay, I yield
13:16Relax, bro, that's gonna hurt
13:21Did I tell you?
13:23There are no rules against killing in this pit
13:26I can put you down like the dog you are
13:31Stop it!
13:43I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
14:02I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm sorry,
14:02I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
14:02I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
14:02I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
14:02I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm
14:08My Sun King, we heard you were having a contest of strength.
14:12The prize is the pale flower on your little throne.
14:14Give her to us.
14:16She will be the bride for our alliance.
14:18Let's see if human girls scream as sweetly as goblin girls.
14:22Then the fighting stops!
14:23No burning!
14:24No crushing!
14:26Your people can keep hiding in their holes!
14:32Princess! They're here to mock us!
14:35How dare!
14:37Cedric!
14:38They stand within the bounds of the arena.
14:40They have issued a challenge.
14:41The rules of the field stand.
14:43You want my daughter? You fight my knight.
14:45One on one.
14:46This way, we can force that young man to fight.
14:49I alone is enough for all your pink-skinned worms!
14:52Who is first to die?
14:53For the kingdom!
14:54For the princess!
15:05How dare!
15:15Or the princess!
15:17Who is seventh?
15:22For him!
15:24How dare!
15:25For him!
15:26A chicktrix!
15:27What the fuzzle!
15:29After all your kings!
15:30Fan on the high-fuzzle go!
15:30Dude!
15:35anyone else try me you caught me off guard i will put every one of you down this time
15:41you can't beat him you trash dare to guide me champion of the north the champion of the north
15:47who got this
16:19is this your chosen who is this or do you yield your power now the contest is decided
16:30shall have my daughter's hand why won't he make a move is there no true knight in this realm listen
16:38to me anyone defends the honor of my haum and realm i'm not interested in you to be the king's
16:48son-in-law your little princess is ours already and all the gold in the royal vault
17:01father they're too afraid they won't live to spend it what is he waiting for what on earth
17:08does he want
17:17power power not a bride not gold give him power legal undeniable sovereign power to protect
17:25whatever he wants
17:28i hereby grant the champion a peonage second only to my own he shall be granted the authority
17:34to judge all crimes command garrisons and hold land by royal decree answerable only to this throne
17:47not gold
17:49go
17:51a
17:53I'm
17:54I'm
18:00I'm
18:30Who's next?
18:43Where did you pop up from?
18:45Finally.
18:46What just happened?
18:47Did the Blackwood Playboy just take down that orgy?
18:50With a single fool?
19:11He's not even trying.
19:21My turn.
19:44Cedric, it's really him!
20:14The Whip Stride.
20:15How could a stupid knight know the real power?
20:46Now let me show you.
21:00Kill him!
21:01This is the The Whip Stride.
21:03This is the The Whip Stride.
21:07This is the The Whip Stride.
21:09You
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