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Late Bloomer - Season 3 Episode 3
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00:05You are listening to Red FM.
00:07I noticed that in Brempton, a new Punjabi romantic comedy is going on a shooting film.
00:12In this case, a Canadian jumper from Punjab came to Punjab.
00:16He was able to get a new girl.
00:17Oh, yes. A Canadian born internet boy is starring in it.
00:21That was not Jasmik?
00:22Yes. Lucky Gil, which was the director of the film,
00:25just came off three successful projects.
00:27Then you can keep us from here.
00:29There's a lot of Mazaakia films.
00:31Hussan, get ready.
00:32No tension.
00:47It's not about the money for me.
00:49You know, it's about my love.
01:11Uh, hey. Do you know what time we're starting? Call time was like three hours ago.
01:16Should be starting shortly.
01:18Um, okay. Do you know what time that is exactly?
01:23Yeah, I can ask them.
01:25Great.
01:30Like, now or?
01:32Yeah, one second. I'm just finishing my tea.
01:36Okay.
01:36Okay.
01:42Sir?
01:43Destinator is asking about time.
01:45Yeah.
01:47Okay.
01:48Yeah.
01:49Okay.
01:50Okay.
01:55So, what'd they say?
01:58Should be starting shortly.
02:02Okay.
02:05Big fan, by the way.
02:09Nice.
02:27What's up, guys?
02:28Prem here.
02:29Check out this crazy trailer they got me put up in for this top secret movie I'm shooting with Chris
02:35Rock.
02:35We got a whole bathroom with a shower, a mini hot tub, a PS5, ice cream machine, ping pong table,
02:43a mini trampoline, my own bed in case I get tired.
02:48Oh, you're ready for me? Damn right on time, too. Let's go!
03:11Let's go!
03:14Let's go!
03:16Let's go!
03:18Let's go!
03:31Let's go!
03:40Let's go!
03:43Yeah.
03:56Let's go!
03:57Let's go!
03:59Let's go!
03:59You know?
04:17Here's what we do.
04:25You both pretend to be gay so that he can move to Canada and get PR.
04:29It is, right?
04:34I don't know, man. It just, like, feels kind of weird.
04:40Weird? Why weird?
04:41You're not going to be gay.
04:43You're just pretending to be gay.
04:44No, that's not the weird part.
04:47It just feels like a hacky 2000s Hollywood movie.
04:50Like what? Then there's going to be a marriage auditor
04:52and he's going to have to test our marriage
04:54and we're forced to kiss each other to prove it?
04:56Oh!
04:58Brilliant idea, Paji. Brilliant idea.
05:00Paji, write, write, write.
05:01No, no, no. That's not what I meant.
05:03Oh, Paji, this is going to be our breakback mountain.
05:05You know how many Oscar awards that won?
05:07That was an authentic story about two guys
05:09trying to figure out their sexuality.
05:11This just feels backwards, man.
05:13Backwards?
05:14No, no.
05:14This is going to be the most progressive thing
05:16ever happened in the Punjabi community.
05:18Oh, Punjabi people, gay people,
05:20they got to know the rights.
05:23We're going to hit the very right audience.
05:26Indians.
05:27Canadians.
05:28Latinos.
05:29Gore.
05:30Kare.
05:31Afrikke.
05:31Paji, gay Indian.
05:32Gay gore.
05:33Gay kare.
05:34Gay Afrikke.
05:35Paji, you're a big star.
05:37Big star, Paji.
05:38Millions.
05:38Billions.
05:39Paji, Avatar, Titanic.
05:42Oh, you're going to stay behind the scenes.
05:43A little behind the scenes.
05:44A little behind the scenes.
05:45You're going to kill me.
05:47Where are you going, Paji?
05:48They're going to kill me.
05:49They kill me.
05:51They kill me.
05:52They kill me.
05:52I'm going to kill you.
05:52Paji, you're going to kill me.
05:53I'll kill me.
05:54Don't.
06:06They kill me.
06:09They kill me.
06:15They kill me.
06:17Yeah.
06:48Yeah.
07:17Yo, you look so fucking jokes, bro.
07:22Bro, I look like Adam Levine in 2010.
07:24Come on, you signed up for a Punjabi movie, man.
07:26Like, last-minute changes are the norm.
07:27Yeah, but this much, though?
07:29The whole concept's completely changed.
07:31Why are you so nervous?
07:32You're only pretending to be gay.
07:33Okay, that's not why I'm nervous, all right?
07:36Well, yo, man, this would be great for your career.
07:39This would be like a Bat Break Mountain.
07:41Pearl, that's not the name.
07:43You know what?
07:43I'm just gonna ask the wardrobe guy for something else.
07:46Bhaji, don't you have any other options?
07:47Yo, that's what the director wants.
07:53Different option.
07:56You know what, man?
07:56I'm gonna find Lucky and set this whole thing straight.
08:00I mean, like, I'm gonna clarify shit.
08:03What?
08:03Yo, don't fuck around with it, bro.
08:06Like, he knows what he's doing.
08:07He knows how to make him smash it.
08:09Yeah, but like, shh, shh, shh, hold on, hold on.
08:15Yeah, bro.
08:16Yo, what's up, man?
08:18Yeah, I'm down for whacking some balls this weekend.
08:21Pause.
08:23Yo, yo, let's talk about that, like, fine-ass goldie card chick, bro.
08:28Yeah, yeah, man, the one with the big-ass mermaid.
08:31I like my fucking milk with my cookies, bro.
08:34What are you talking about, please?
08:36Hot chicken tongue, yeah.
08:44Hi.
08:45Uh, I didn't order anything.
08:47Uh, is this Jasmeet's apartment?
08:52Yes, it is.
08:54But he's not here, so he doesn't know I'm here.
08:58But I come just to hang out.
09:01Mm-hmm.
09:02Oh, did he order me food?
09:04Uh, no.
09:05His mom, actually.
09:07Oh, Pooji.
09:08Yes, she sent food.
09:10Great.
09:11I'll just...
09:12Yeah, actually, Subinder auntie asked me to make sure that Jasmeet gets it, so maybe I could
09:17just put it...
09:18Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:19Please.
09:19Come here.
09:20Yeah.
09:23Um, you work for Pooji.
09:27I do.
09:28Uh, I'm helping with the tiffins and the deliveries.
09:31Nice.
09:32Yeah, I used to do that.
09:33Then I got replaced by a robot.
09:36And now you.
09:37So, you're probably a robot.
09:40Zzz.
09:40Beep boop.
09:41My name is Janet 3000.
09:44I am a robot imported from India.
09:48How may I be of service to you?
09:51Um, I am Neil 2000.
09:54I do not need your service.
09:57I just want the food.
09:59Uh, this just needs food.
10:01Plus, your nails are dirty.
10:03Okay.
10:03It's not dirt.
10:04It's actually nail polish, so...
10:06Oh.
10:08It's very Prince of Darkness.
10:11Like Ozzy Osbourne?
10:13Yeah.
10:13I love Black Sabbath.
10:14Are you kidding?
10:15That's my favorite band.
10:17Heaven and Hell is my ringtone.
10:18No way.
10:19Mine's Warpigs.
10:21Someone told me a while ago that I was the reincarnation of Ronnie James Dio.
10:26But honestly, I prefer Ozzy.
10:28Well, yeah, of course.
10:29Of course.
10:29They're probably walking their dogs in heaven right now.
10:31Probably.
10:32Or Hell.
10:33Yeah.
10:34I think so.
10:38Okay.
10:38Well, um, I should go.
10:42But, uh, thanks for letting me in.
10:46It's no problem.
10:48Oh, and, um, Mera, Tenvad, Denu, and, uh, Bitch.
10:56Egg Bitch?
10:57What?
10:57Is that what I said?
10:59Was that Punjabi?
11:01Yeah, yeah.
11:01I'm, I'm learning.
11:03Okay.
11:03It's, it's really bad.
11:05Yeah.
11:05Yeah, yeah.
11:08Well, thanks again.
11:10Yeah.
11:11Jenna, 3,000.
11:13Neil, 2,000.
11:19Bye.
11:20Bye.
11:34You know, make him more gay.
11:36You know, uh, Lucky, I had a quick question about the...
11:39Lucky, I wanted to, uh...
11:41Appreciate it.
11:44Yo, Lucky.
11:45Lucky!
11:47Hey, have you guys seen Lucky?
11:48Lucky?
11:49Yo.
11:50Lucky, where are you?
11:51Yo.
11:52Hey.
11:52Hey.
11:53Wow, what are you wearing?
11:55Uh, I know, it's just...
11:57It's a long story.
11:58I'll explain it, so...
11:59Okay.
12:00You look like Adam Levine in 2010, but...
12:02Yeah.
12:03I trust him.
12:06So, thank you for being here.
12:08We are making a history.
12:10Meri galiadra keo.
12:11This is gonna be a super smash.
12:14Hey!
12:18I am the director of the film, Lucky Gil.
12:20And, uh, let me introduce you to a very special guest.
12:23He is the superstar, upcoming megastar.
12:26Of the Sara Juroori kama shad ke.
12:29Heithi hai sadi.
12:30A choti film kar yaar.
12:32I am so glad.
12:33I am very happy.
12:34So, please give it up for...
12:37Sarjan!
12:39Oh, yes, yes.
12:40Thank you so much.
12:42Thank you so much.
12:55Thank you so much.
13:16Thank you, thank you, thank you.
13:18Thank you, thank you, thank you.
13:18So yes, also introducing...
13:21Just me, the other end.
13:23Wow, thank you, thank you.
13:25So let's do the kick things up.
13:27For your voice, my friend avatar, please.
13:30Please share your voice.
13:32Waheguru, Waheguru, Waheguru.
13:34Please, bless this set and all the people on it.
13:39And please forgive us for all the mistakes,
13:41the dirty deeds and stuff like that.
13:42I don't agree with it.
13:43But there's a lot that's going to happen on this set.
13:45There's like a lot of it.
13:46This director went crazy.
13:47But like, you gotta laugh at something, right?
13:51Things happen, right?
13:52Hey, I'm lucky I haven't got this script here.
13:54You have to give me two minutes.
13:55No, but I'm just going to give you two minutes.
13:56Oh, you have to give me two minutes.
13:58That's why I got here.
14:00Now, continue.
14:01And Waheguru, thank you for blessing my crypto portfolio.
14:04Oh, oh, thank you, thank you, Uttar.
14:05Come on, come on.
14:06You're blocking me.
14:07Come on, come on.
14:08Come on, come on.
14:09Come on, come on.
14:09Come on, come on.
14:11Come on, come on.
14:12Come on, come on.
14:12Come on, come on.
14:12Come on, come on.
14:12Come on.
14:15Come on, come on.
14:17Come on.
14:20Come on, come on.
14:22Come on.
14:30Wow
14:31First mommy, see the pakistan drama?
14:47Have you seen this problem?
14:50No, they're very nice.
14:51Just one time.
14:52They're sitting there and they're not going to lose their mind.
14:55They're going to die, and they're going to die.
14:58Huh?
15:02Oh, yes, my friend.
15:04What's the case?
15:06No, it's okay.
15:07No, I was able to reach the flight.
15:10No, I didn't get to meet my daughters.
15:13They've been in their own life.
15:16No, I don't know what God knows.
15:18What did he do then?
15:19And he's going to die.
15:22Did he go to Asia?
15:23Did he go to Europe?
15:25No, no.
15:26He left there.
15:27That's a big mess.
15:30No, that's what happened.
15:33Where did he go to downtown?
15:35I don't know why he's staying here.
15:37He's doing good.
15:39Yes, it's all right.
15:43They've kept their work.
15:45They've kept their parents so that they can see them in the drama room.
15:50Yes.
15:51They're going to die.
15:52Yes.
15:54Yes.
15:54Yes.
15:57Okay, so this very first scene, you guys are going to love it.
16:01It's with the marriage auditor.
16:04He's going to interview our lovely couple.
16:07And you know, they have to prove him that they are in real relationship.
16:13So what's the best way to do that?
16:14Anybody?
16:15Huh?
16:16By showing where is the certificate?
16:18No, no.
16:20Instead, by kissing each other.
16:23Much fun here, isn't it?
16:25It's just like the back mountain.
16:28Really?
16:28Oh, thank you.
16:30Dude, what the fuck?
16:34Oh, man.
16:35Let's switch it up on me last minute.
16:36Oh, and I really want to thank Jasmeet for inspiring this whole idea.
16:42Oh, he wrote it.
16:44He wrote it.
16:44He wrote it.
16:44How did he do it?
16:46Oh, man.
16:46You're ready for makeup.
16:48You're ready.
16:49You're ready.
16:50Come on.
16:51Come on.
16:51Come on.
16:52Come on.
16:52Come on.
16:54Oh.
16:56Oh.
16:57Oh.
17:00Hey, look, man.
17:01Is this weird?
17:02Who are we really laughing at here?
17:04You know?
17:04Oh.
17:05Laugh is a laugh, my friend.
17:06You're also laughing.
17:07You're laughing at me.
17:08Oh.
17:09Oh.
17:11Okay.
17:11Well, can we get an intimacy coordinator at least?
17:15You know?
17:15A what?
17:16You know how on sets they have like a supervisor
17:19that makes sure everybody's comfortable
17:21and everything's consensual?
17:22Like, isn't that a thing?
17:23You know how to kiss?
17:29Can you bring your lips here?
17:31Can you bring your lips here?
17:32Can you bring your lips here?
17:33Are you guys comfortable?
17:34Do you want me to hold your hand?
17:38It's not like that, man.
17:42I'm not making it complicated, bro.
17:44I'm just saying we should think about what we're doing.
17:46Oh, you are just pretending to pretend to be gay.
17:50Oh, you're gay?
17:51Again, that's not what I'm nervous about.
17:53Oh, relax, guy.
18:00I'm trying to get through the director, man.
18:10I didn't mean for it to be like this.
18:12Yeah, it'd be weird if you did.
18:14Okay, but maybe this is a good thing.
18:17Like, think about it.
18:18It's like pushing a culture forward in its own weird way.
18:22Start a dialogue, make it more palatable.
18:25Or maybe it's just because Navi will do anything to get paid.
18:29Seriously, I don't get good vibes from that guy.
18:31Yeah, but he's getting me paid.
18:35Keep working on fixes, okay?
18:38Okay, man.
18:38Whatever.
18:39I'm gonna go hit my vape.
18:42I'm gonna go hit my vape.
18:45I'm gonna go hit my vape.
18:46I don't want to go hit my naal.
18:48I'm gonna go hit my vape.
18:53I'm gonna go hit my naal.
19:04I'm gonna fire you, man.
19:05I'm gonna fire you, man.
19:08Okay.
19:08I didn't like the cooking.
19:09I didn't like the living room.
19:12I couldn't see the drama.
19:15Okay.
19:16I'll do it tomorrow.
19:18Okay?
19:21Come, come.
19:23Okay?
19:36Man, this is crazy.
19:39My family also came out.
19:40My mother also came out.
19:41Is there any family here?
19:43I just saw my friends came.
19:45Yeah.
19:46Nice.
19:48But, man,
19:49we don't have things in our culture.
19:51We don't have to show you.
19:53Then I'll sit outside.
19:54Why is that?
19:55I don't know.
19:56I don't know.
19:57I don't know.
19:57I don't know.
19:58I don't know.
19:58I don't know.
19:59I don't know.
20:01I don't know.
20:03But...
20:04Bro, sometimes you need to hide things, you know?
20:11But don't you think, like,
20:13bringing them on set
20:14and, like, exposing them to something like this
20:15will open up their minds?
20:17And, pa, ji, expose.
20:20And, tut, expose.
20:21And, tutte del expose,
20:21and, then there's nothing.
20:23I saw that
20:24I gave it a glow,
20:25and you gave it a glow.
20:26They made a glow,
20:27and they ate a glow.
20:29And they made a glow.
20:30But...
20:31Why is that alive?
20:31I don't see.
20:33I have a data pack, my Wi-Fi password.
20:37Hello, my friend.
20:39Hello, sir.
20:44Well, having a marriage certificate
20:46and photos from your wedding is all fine and dandy.
20:49But I'm going to need proof
20:52or your PR status
20:53will be revoked.
20:56Oh, what happened?
20:59What kind of proof do you need?
21:00Simple.
21:04Kiss your husband.
21:09That's it?
21:11Yep.
21:12Oh, no.
21:17Begin.
21:19It shouldn't be so hard if you're married
21:23like you said you are.
21:26Do it.
21:28Do it.
21:35Do it.
21:38Do it.
21:40Do it.
21:41Do it.
21:46Do it.
22:03Come on, come on, man!
22:06You have to do this.
22:07Citizen shit.
22:11I can do this.
22:12That's it, that's it.
22:15Hey, yo!
22:17Get up, man!
22:19What the fuck is going on?
22:21Dude, shh.
22:23Lucky, can I take five?
22:24Please, can we just take five?
22:26Okay, take five.
22:27Please reset!
22:32Sorry, man.
22:33I just tripped out seeing you kiss that dude.
22:36Why? You homophobic?
22:37Aw, man.
22:38I just feel weird seeing just me kiss, period.
22:41Girl, guy, anyone.
22:43He's like my younger bro.
22:44I don't want to see that shit.
22:45It's gross.
22:45I thought it was great.
22:46I really liked how you played up the nervousness in the scene.
22:49You were like pale,
22:51and you looked like you were going to shit or vomit.
22:53It was like, it was real.
22:55Yeah, it was a little too real.
22:57Acting.
22:58Sure you weren't actually nervous?
23:00I mean, he is straight.
23:02Well, sexuality's the spectrum.
23:04I think everyone's a little gay.
23:06Yeah, right.
23:07Guy's crazy.
23:09Wait, this is a movie about discovering your sexuality?
23:12That's really good for the community, right?
23:15Look, if you feel weird about this,
23:17then I think you should maybe not do this movie
23:19and just go and work on yourself.
23:21You know?
23:22Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
23:23Just me is doing this movie.
23:25If anyone has a problem with this,
23:27there's the fucking door.
23:28Anyone as an actual queer person?
23:30You know I had to bend over backwards
23:31like 40 different ways to pull this off?
23:33Pause.
23:34This shit reeks of a desperate cash grab.
23:36Did these guys even consult an actual queer person?
23:39Seriously.
23:48Hey, look.
23:49I really think that you should reconsider this, okay?
23:59Oh, shit.
24:01What the fuck?
24:03Uh...
24:03Yo, I spilled something up by a shirt.
24:05I'm gonna have to go to wardrobe.
24:07Bro, are you serious?
24:08Are you serious?
24:09Are you serious?
24:09Come on.
24:12Come on.
24:12Come on.
24:13Come on, sir.
24:15Barely any budget.
24:16Your clothes are my house.
24:19Sorry, man, I just...
24:20Yeah.
24:30I don't know, man.
24:32Look.
24:32You sound fed up, too.
24:33Why are you working in this industry?
24:34Why don't you go to Hollywood?
24:38Mitra.
24:41That's your job, man.
24:43I don't even know what you're doing here.
24:45That's my Sri Lankan friend, right?
24:47I thought you were saying the wrong words.
24:59I don't know, man.
25:00I'm like...
25:01I'm just trying to push the culture forward, man.
25:03Isn't that the whole point?
25:03The people follow you.
25:21Don't follow people.
25:22You were born in both worlds, man.
25:24You got a chance.
25:29You are born ready like me.
26:05Come on.
26:06I'm here to let him go and leave a room.
26:09I'm not sure.
26:10Why did I go?
26:12I want to go and leave a room.
26:13I think they're fine.
26:14I'm not sure.
26:14You want to put the room in the top of that?
26:15Come.
26:16I'll leave a room.
26:18Oh my God, I can't be quiet.
26:23Come.
26:25I'm so sorry.
26:25It's not a big deal.
26:27It's a big deal.
26:28Okay.
26:30Oh, my god.
26:31Oh.
26:33Oh.
26:35My baby, my baby, my baby.
26:37There's a big deal.
26:38Yeah, yes.
26:42Come on, come on.
26:44My baby, come on.
26:45My baby, my baby, my baby, my baby.
26:48Look.
26:51My baby, it's a big deal.
26:52I, uh...
27:28Don't worry, man. I get it done. Don't worry.
27:31Hey, yo, let me call you back.
27:33Yo, why didn't you change yet?
27:35Yeah, I did some thinking, and, uh, I'm not gonna lie, man,
27:38I can't do this with you. I quit.
27:41What? Excuse fucking me?
27:42Bro, this shit changed, like, 50 times, man.
27:44There's no integrity. I don't know what the intentions are.
27:47Nobody's giving me any answers, so I can't do this, bro.
27:49I'm done.
27:51Look, man, you've been continuously screwing me over.
27:53Late with the brand videos, giving me attitude, cock-blocking me.
27:57I need you to do this film.
27:59How else am I supposed to fume my family?
28:01Bro, I don't know, man. That's not my issue.
28:04Don't mess with a man and his meal just needs.
28:07I'm warning you. Don't fuck up a good thing here.
28:10Yo, what have I found for you?
28:13You should wear this one in the next scene.
28:16Oh, man, what you're prepared for, you have to prepare for it, man.
28:18Bro, if I find a wardrobe guy, he'll tell me where he died.
28:21Where he died?
28:22Don't worry about it, man, because I quit.
28:25Oh, who quit? I don't want to go home.
28:27And you?
28:29You're fired.
28:31You know what?
28:32I don't need you, Dismit.
28:33I'll find a hundred of you in a second, man.
28:36In a second.
28:41Yo, I quit here.
28:46I'm going to Hollywood, baby.
28:48Dismit, let's go.
28:50Let's go.
28:54Who's going to dress our scour?
28:55Let's go, man.
28:57Let's go.
28:57Let's go, man.
28:59I got a full-blown.
29:00Love me, man.
29:05Hey, there you go.
29:07There you go.
29:07What the fuck?
29:08This guy is so big.
29:10Oh, I'm sorry.
29:11Let's go.
29:11Come.
29:11Come on.
29:12Come on.
29:12Come on.
29:12Come on.
29:13Come on.
29:13Come on.
29:13Come on.
29:17Come on.
29:23Come on.
29:24Oh
29:54Oh
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