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Fiancée’s Betrayal Dante’s Inferno - 🎖️Betrayed Soldier's Epic Comeback
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00:00:00You
00:00:04It's been three years since my long mission now. I finally get to see my fiance and family again
00:00:12Nice flowers
00:00:14You great taste
00:00:16Thanks there for my fiance. Oh, she's going to love them
00:00:24It's a blowout sale ladies and gentlemen, so hand over your fucking money and phones well
00:00:30This won't take long
00:00:33And you start emptying hey get out of my way you empty out that register give me all the cash
00:00:41Quickly here take this it's enough to pay for the entire store. Just take it and go
00:00:47I don't have time for this. We got we got a rich girl right here, but you know what?
00:00:51I'm gonna take your money, honey. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna take it out. I'm gonna take you to
00:00:57What you got down here?
00:00:59Leave her alone asshole nice camo pants, buddy. What are you soldier boss?
00:01:17Oh
00:01:27Kill him fuck
00:01:56Oh
00:02:09Apologies for the late sir
00:02:16What are you all doing here? We received a distress signal from your transmitter sir. Oh
00:02:23Must have dropped it by accident you guys can take over from here
00:02:29The president would like to award you with the Medal of Honor for your service one's good for you
00:02:34Let's hold off on that for now
00:02:36first I gotta go clean myself up and
00:02:39uh
00:02:40Then I'm gonna go marry my fiance
00:02:45And I'd like to hold off on revealing my identity until all my family's there so I can share the
00:02:49moment with them understood sir
00:02:51You deserve it congrats in advance
00:02:54Go have a good night
00:02:56Officer Pierce who is he how could he put off the president's Medal of Honor ceremony?
00:03:00That's Dante Bosch a marine raider known as Hellfire
00:03:03He's Hellfire the one who wiped out international terrorist cells seven times in a row without any casualties on our
00:03:09side?
00:03:10Yes
00:03:10He brings Hellfire to our enemies
00:03:14Hellfire?
00:03:17He's Hellfire
00:03:18Three whole years
00:03:19Top secret mission accomplished
00:03:21Now
00:03:22I'm finally back home
00:03:24Ready to marry my Lilith and see my family
00:03:31Dante
00:03:32Dante
00:03:33You're back
00:03:35That's not my child
00:03:39I've been away for three years
00:03:42How far along are you?
00:03:44Is that you little bro?
00:03:46You're still alive?
00:03:47Yeah, of course I am
00:03:51Wait
00:03:53You too
00:03:54Oh
00:03:56Right
00:03:56I uh, knocked her up while you're gone
00:04:03You're welcome
00:04:05My fiance cheated on me with my brother?
00:04:10Welcome home, Dante
00:04:12Dante
00:04:14Well, you disappeared for three years
00:04:17We thought you were dead honestly
00:04:19Besides your mother and I wanted a grandson, so
00:04:22So what?
00:04:23So
00:04:23I thought I'd be a good son and actually provide our parents with a grandchild
00:04:27Like I said
00:04:28You're welcome
00:04:30Come on, man
00:04:32It's a win-win
00:04:33Still got half your genes
00:04:34Hey, tell you what
00:04:35I can uh, I can make it call you daddy if you want
00:04:39Dante
00:04:39I know this is a lot
00:04:41But
00:04:42I waited for you
00:04:44Three
00:04:45Years
00:04:47I'm only human
00:04:49But with
00:04:51My brother
00:04:52I mean, you didn't wait for me
00:04:54Oh, stop being so ungrateful, Dante
00:04:57Do you know how much Virgil has done for us and Lilith these last three years?
00:05:02That's right
00:05:03Your brother took it upon himself to give us a grandchild
00:05:06And you are going to be his best man
00:05:08His best man?
00:05:10Amina
00:05:11Have you lost your mind?
00:05:13You're picking a fight before you even step in the house?
00:05:15Lilith and I
00:05:17Are getting married tomorrow
00:05:19Come on, you're my little bro
00:05:20Of course you gotta be my best man
00:05:22Just picture it
00:05:24You and your uniform presenting us on wedding rings
00:05:26Us
00:05:27Blessed by
00:05:28An American hero
00:05:30Oh
00:05:31What a sight
00:05:33I really can't believe you
00:05:35I need it
00:05:37It made sense
00:05:38I spent the last three years
00:05:40I spent the last three years serving this country
00:05:42Defending our freedom
00:05:43And this
00:05:44Is what I come home to?
00:05:45Enough with your holier-than-thou BS
00:05:48You ever heard the expression
00:05:49Charity begins at home?
00:05:51What have you ever done for this family?
00:05:53Well, I did everything for this family
00:05:54Enough
00:05:57They really don't care
00:05:59They're not listening to me at all
00:06:04You are my son
00:06:05And you are under my roof now
00:06:07You will be your brother's best man
00:06:13Come on, Dante
00:06:14What's got you so miserable?
00:06:16Over what?
00:06:18A woman?
00:06:19Hey, don't you forget
00:06:20You promised
00:06:21You'd be my best man when we were kids
00:06:25I'll keep my word
00:06:26Look at that
00:06:27Good
00:06:28Easy as pie
00:06:29Oh, tell you what
00:06:31I'm actually having my bachelor party tonight
00:06:33Me and the boys
00:06:34Going out
00:06:36How about you drive us?
00:06:37Huh?
00:06:38Could finally get some quality time with my little bro
00:06:41Come on, Dante
00:06:44Three years
00:06:45Every time I almost died
00:06:47I thought about my family
00:06:48And the woman I love
00:06:49Waiting for me to come home
00:06:50But this whole time
00:06:52They didn't care about me
00:06:54They betrayed me
00:06:56This house isn't my home anymore
00:06:59Nothing
00:06:59Is keeping me here
00:07:09Sir, I'm Lieutenant Arya
00:07:10Your presidential appointed side
00:07:11Now the Pentagon is asking
00:07:14When you'll be ready for your next deployment
00:07:18You guys have no idea
00:07:20How fucking horny my fiance gets when she's drunk
00:07:24I mean, she will wrap her legs around me
00:07:27And whose name does she scream when she comes?
00:07:29Does she scream yours or your brother's?
00:07:32I'll tell you what
00:07:33There's not much screaming going on
00:07:35Her mouth's a little busy
00:07:38Hey, hey, there she is
00:07:40Come here
00:07:41Come, take a seat
00:07:42Hey, um
00:07:43Warrior
00:07:44Yeah
00:07:48Come on
00:07:49Take it
00:07:50See your return, huh?
00:07:54Cheers
00:07:54Just gonna have water
00:07:56I'm driving later
00:07:57Oh
00:07:58Come on
00:07:59Soldier boy
00:08:00Light it up
00:08:01The war is over
00:08:02It's not like you're manning a tank
00:08:03Into fucking Iraq, huh?
00:08:06Get that stick out of your ass
00:08:08Come on
00:08:09If you drink too much
00:08:11Gonna always take this one home
00:08:13Hmm?
00:08:14I bet she's more fun than Lilith
00:08:18Hey
00:08:20I'll tell you what
00:08:21Go
00:08:21Go over there
00:08:22And give this war hero
00:08:24The best slap dance
00:08:26Of your fucking life, man
00:08:28There you go
00:08:34Look, you don't have to do
00:08:40Okay
00:08:45Don't be shy, soldier
00:08:54Look at him
00:08:57Look, you don't
00:08:59I'm okay
00:08:59I
00:08:59Okay, that's enough
00:09:01All right?
00:09:02Oh
00:09:02Shit, bro
00:09:04I
00:09:04I totally forgot
00:09:06This guy
00:09:06Um
00:09:07He's a little impaired
00:09:08In this department
00:09:09Down there
00:09:10What?
00:09:18Man-to-man
00:09:20Honestly, I
00:09:22I feel your pain
00:09:23What do you mean by pain?
00:09:25Oh
00:09:25Yeah
00:09:25That's such a terrible struggle
00:09:27To talk about that sort of stuff
00:09:29As a man
00:09:31What the hell are you talking about?
00:09:33Shh
00:09:33Huh?
00:09:34Don't worry about it
00:09:35Your little
00:09:36Secret is safe with all of us
00:09:38What the hell are they talking about?
00:09:40All right, fuck
00:09:42If you can't have a baby
00:09:43Because, you know, the
00:09:47If you can't
00:09:48Don't worry
00:09:49Because my baby
00:09:51Is your baby
00:09:52Okay?
00:09:53I don't give a shit
00:09:53And when they're all grown up
00:09:55They'll call you
00:09:57Father
00:09:58We can be two dads
00:09:59Together
00:10:02What a waste of a pretty face
00:10:05Who knew?
00:10:05It's because he can't get it out
00:10:08Hey, lucky for you
00:10:10You'll just be dealing with me tonight, baby
00:10:12Okay?
00:10:14You're drunk
00:10:15And this isn't funny, all right?
00:10:17You're about to be a husband
00:10:18And a father
00:10:23Bro
00:10:24It's my fucking bachelor party
00:10:26Yeah
00:10:28Stop being a fucking buzzkill
00:10:30That's right, Dante
00:10:31We can't go home all bricked up
00:10:33Because we're not like you
00:10:37I'm gonna wait in the car
00:10:40Fucking Jesus
00:10:41You should have to stick up his tight asshole
00:10:43I'll tell you what, Tony, Tony
00:10:44I want you to call your boys
00:10:46He needs to be humbled
00:10:49He's gonna have to roll up to your wedding
00:10:51In a wheelchair tomorrow
00:10:52Come on, let's go have some fun, girls
00:10:56Sup, soldier boy
00:11:00I've been given a very special mission
00:11:06Teach you a lesson about not talking back
00:11:16Kick his ass
00:11:18Tch
00:11:18Agh
00:11:18Tch
00:11:18Tch
00:11:19Tch
00:11:21Tch
00:11:24Tch
00:11:25Tch
00:11:26Tch
00:11:27Tch
00:11:27Tch
00:11:29Tch
00:11:38she was great
00:11:40what the fuck
00:11:47how is this possible
00:11:49how do you do it
00:11:50I love a bachelor party
00:12:03hi
00:12:05oh my god
00:12:07how much did he have to drink
00:12:09come on
00:12:10Dante
00:12:13I'm gonna walk all over you
00:12:15like the little bitch that you are
00:12:18he's out of it
00:12:19he doesn't know what he's saying
00:12:20Dante you should get some rest
00:12:23we have an early morning tomorrow
00:12:25for the wedding
00:12:26your brother is still here
00:12:28well perfect
00:12:29you can see what a slut you are for me
00:12:33I survived every battlefield
00:12:35to come home to this
00:12:37my brother in my bed
00:12:39my fiance in his arms
00:12:40now let's see how much ruin
00:12:42their betrayal can buy
00:12:54just one second
00:12:54I'll wait for you Dante
00:12:57I don't care how long
00:13:00look babe
00:13:01I know this is sudden
00:13:02but
00:13:03I have to leave
00:13:04on an emergency mission
00:13:05for three years
00:13:07look you're the love
00:13:08of my life
00:13:11will you marry me
00:13:13yes
00:13:14yes
00:13:14I will
00:13:17oh my god
00:13:19I'll wait for you
00:13:21I don't care how long
00:13:22thank you Lilith
00:13:23I'll come back to you
00:13:25alright
00:13:25no matter what
00:13:25I love you
00:13:26I love you too Dante
00:13:32am I better than my brother
00:13:33it's time I start living for myself
00:13:36they're not my family anymore
00:13:45come in
00:13:51Dante where are you going
00:13:56don't worry about it
00:13:57I gave you my word
00:13:58I'd be at the wedding tomorrow
00:13:59wherever I go after that
00:14:00it's none of your business
00:14:01I know this isn't fair to you
00:14:03and I am so sorry
00:14:06we're family now
00:14:08right
00:14:08yeah well you didn't sound very sorry
00:14:10just a second ago
00:14:11it's not like that
00:14:12I thought
00:14:13I thought you weren't coming back
00:14:16and Virgil
00:14:17he's been with me
00:14:18this entire time
00:14:19so
00:14:19okay you told me
00:14:20you'd wait
00:14:22but
00:14:22you replaced me
00:14:24the moment that the waiting
00:14:25got hard
00:14:25and I was ready
00:14:28to give you the world
00:14:30but you made your choice
00:14:31I just wanted a happy family
00:14:34and you
00:14:36well
00:14:37you can't give me a child
00:14:39okay who the hell told you that
00:14:41I was ready to give you everything
00:14:42to be your husband
00:14:43and the father of your child
00:14:46well what about you
00:14:48were you ever gonna tell me
00:14:50Virgil showed me your medical report
00:15:00okay where did you get this
00:15:02you believe this
00:15:02your doctor signed off on it
00:15:04I mean what were you gonna do
00:15:06how long were you gonna string me along
00:15:08you know
00:15:09it's not even worth talking about
00:15:12I'm getting married tomorrow to Virgil
00:15:15I'm having his baby
00:15:17and he will be my husband
00:15:20wow
00:15:22piece of paper
00:15:24I mean that's all that it took
00:15:25for you to throw away everything that we had
00:15:27okay that's enough
00:15:28Virgil knows how to please me
00:15:30in ways I never even thought possible
00:15:32but you
00:15:33you never touched me
00:15:35not once
00:15:36you just
00:15:37come home and pass out
00:15:39I mean why were you so tired
00:15:40you're just a regular soldier
00:15:41alright
00:15:46I wish you two happiness
00:15:49thanks
00:15:53oh and
00:15:54we're family now
00:15:57so don't embarrass us tomorrow
00:16:14yeah Aria look into my medical records
00:16:16and find out who faked my report
00:16:17and I want a briefing
00:16:19on my new deployment tomorrow
00:16:20after the wedding
00:16:21it's time for me to move on
00:16:27put the white flowers
00:16:29and the white candles on the tables
00:16:30make it romantic
00:16:32absolutely
00:16:33Mrs. Bosch
00:16:34oh I am so excited
00:16:36for my nephew
00:16:37Virgil's wedding
00:16:38hey
00:16:39Dante
00:16:40check this out
00:16:41the suit
00:16:42that you ordered
00:16:43three years ago
00:16:43fits me perfectly
00:16:45look at how handsome you are
00:16:48thank you Aunt Stacy
00:16:49marrying Lilith was my one and only dream
00:16:52my brother knew that
00:16:54and he stole my fiance
00:16:56my wedding
00:16:58and now my suit
00:16:59Tom
00:17:00we'll serve Burgundy at the reception
00:17:02money is no option
00:17:04Dante
00:17:05mind covering the cost of the wine
00:17:07what happened to the money I sent home
00:17:09Dante
00:17:09your brother Virgil
00:17:11started his new business
00:17:12defense manufacturing
00:17:14so we used that money
00:17:15to help him out
00:17:16three million dollars
00:17:17all of it went to him
00:17:21sixty nine dollars
00:17:22that's all that's left
00:17:24sixty nine
00:17:25but think about it
00:17:27I mean the money would just be
00:17:28a waste
00:17:29just sitting there
00:17:30not being used
00:17:32don't you forget
00:17:33I paid for the bachelor party
00:17:35that money wasn't yours to spend
00:17:37Dante
00:17:38watch it
00:17:39your brother covered all the
00:17:41household expenses
00:17:42while you were gone
00:17:43so what if we used a little bit
00:17:44of that money
00:17:45exactly
00:17:46once Virgil secures
00:17:47those government contracts
00:17:48we'll all be billionaires
00:17:49so stop being so stingy
00:17:51with your money now
00:17:51do you know how much
00:17:53your brother has done for us
00:17:55and yet you're still here
00:17:56picking a fight with him
00:17:57on his wedding day
00:17:58no less
00:17:59enough Dante
00:18:00if you can't give us a grandchild
00:18:02at least stop embarrassing us
00:18:09all right
00:18:09all right
00:18:10people are watching
00:18:12Dante
00:18:13come on
00:18:14as your uncle
00:18:15I gotta say
00:18:15you should try to be more like Virgil
00:18:18be more
00:18:19mature
00:18:21uh uh uh
00:18:23wait one second
00:18:25sign this first
00:18:29mom you want me to transfer the house I bought
00:18:31to Virgil?
00:18:33Jesus Christ
00:18:34he's getting married today
00:18:36he's got a kid on the way
00:18:37the house should be in his name
00:18:38we're all family
00:18:39what the hell's the problem?
00:18:41exactly
00:18:41and besides Dante
00:18:43you can't expect us
00:18:45to keep living with mom and dad now
00:18:46can you?
00:18:49run
00:18:51consider this
00:18:52my last act
00:18:53of charity
00:18:59that's more like it
00:19:00don't forget how awkward
00:19:02last night was
00:19:06I know you'll never
00:19:08feel man enough
00:19:09until I'm gone
00:19:10yeah
00:19:21she was supposed to wear that
00:19:23for me
00:19:24come here
00:19:25come here
00:19:26oh you are just
00:19:28Dante
00:19:29I thought I told you
00:19:30not to embarrass me
00:19:32at my wedding
00:19:32embarrass you
00:19:34I just gave
00:19:35your new husband
00:19:36my entire life savings
00:19:37and my house
00:19:38so congrats
00:19:43quiet Dante
00:19:44you're making a scene
00:19:45and what's the big deal
00:19:46about the house
00:19:47just consider it a wedding gift
00:19:48it's alright
00:19:49I know why Dante's mad
00:19:51it's my fault
00:19:52that he's not gonna help out
00:19:54the family anymore
00:19:54Dante it's fine
00:19:56if you've grown distant
00:19:57from us over the years
00:19:58but don't you fucking dare
00:20:00humiliate us today
00:20:01don't twist this on me
00:20:03you traded me for him
00:20:05for this piece of shit
00:20:08what a sorry excuse
00:20:10for a son you are
00:20:11I got a leg full of shrapnel
00:20:12from a Turin Nam
00:20:13you're a pussy
00:20:14you have done nothing
00:20:16for this goddamn family
00:20:17and if you want to continue
00:20:19your theatrics today
00:20:20get the hell out of here
00:20:21that's right Dante
00:20:23today is your brother's
00:20:24big day
00:20:25save the dramatics
00:20:27for after the wedding
00:20:28okay
00:20:29let's just take a deep breath
00:20:31and move on
00:20:32we should all give Dante
00:20:34some grace
00:20:35after all
00:20:36he's not as mature
00:20:37as Virgil is
00:20:38and don't fuck up
00:20:40your best man duties today
00:20:41whatever the hell
00:20:42you want to do in the future
00:20:43that's on you G.I. Joe
00:20:45look at these guys
00:20:46at each other's throat
00:20:48as usual
00:20:49there's nothing to worry about
00:20:51all this roughhousing
00:20:53it just shows how close
00:20:54they really are
00:20:56that's exactly right
00:20:58Uncle Bowen
00:20:59hey
00:20:59been thinking
00:21:00you should make a best man speech
00:21:02come on
00:21:04you can't say no to your brother
00:21:05you stole my fiance
00:21:07spread rumors about me having AD
00:21:10spent all my money
00:21:11and now you try to take my house
00:21:14Virgil
00:21:15you're gonna pay for all of this
00:21:17at the wedding today
00:21:18of course
00:21:23you can look forward to my speech
00:21:32sir
00:21:32we've looked into the false medical records
00:21:34everything we found is on this drive
00:21:36and we've frozen Virgil's bank accounts
00:21:38as you requested
00:21:40this will all end today
00:21:43you may now kiss the bride
00:21:53now the brother of the groom
00:21:55would like to share a few words of blessing
00:21:58for the happy couple
00:22:01poor guy
00:22:02his fiance got knocked up by his brother
00:22:05and he still has to be his best man
00:22:08I heard about his performance issues
00:22:10no woman wants to deal with that
00:22:16Tony
00:22:17I don't know if he's gonna try anything stupid
00:22:19but if he does
00:22:20I want you to handle it
00:22:22you got it
00:22:22yeah
00:22:22I want you to lay him out in one bunch
00:22:26okay
00:22:26I want to see a little blood
00:22:27I want him humiliated
00:22:30you got it
00:22:31you got it
00:22:32now you should sit back and enjoy this show
00:22:34alright
00:22:34congratulations
00:22:35thank you man
00:22:36thank you all for coming today
00:22:39I'm honored to be giving a speech
00:22:41as the best man and to give my blessings to the happy couple
00:22:46so the groom is my brother
00:22:47and the bride is the woman I once loved
00:22:51now I know I'm supposed to say something nice here
00:22:54something heartfelt
00:22:56but unfortunately that's not gonna happen today
00:22:59a blessing is supposed to come from the heart
00:23:02but this wedding
00:23:03this union
00:23:05was built entirely
00:23:07on lies and deception
00:23:09but still
00:23:10I've got a wedding gift for the newlyweds
00:23:14it's a video
00:23:16it's the true love story of the Boshes
00:23:46it's been three years
00:23:48since my long mission
00:23:49now I finally get to see my fiance and family again
00:23:54nice flowers
00:23:55you great taste
00:23:57thanks
00:23:58they're for my fiance
00:24:00aww
00:24:01she's going to love them
00:24:05it's a blowout sale ladies and gentlemen
00:24:08so hand over your fucking money and phones
00:24:12well
00:24:12this won't take long
00:24:14and you
00:24:15start emptying
00:24:16hey
00:24:17get out of my way
00:24:18you
00:24:18empty out that register
00:24:20give me all the cash
00:24:23quickly
00:24:23here
00:24:24take this
00:24:25it's enough to pay for the entire store
00:24:27just take it
00:24:28and go
00:24:28I don't have time for this
00:24:30look at it
00:24:30we got a rich girl right here
00:24:32well you know what
00:24:33I'm gonna take your money honey
00:24:35oh yeah
00:24:35I'm gonna take it
00:24:36I'm gonna take you too
00:24:38what you got down here
00:24:40leave her alone asshole
00:24:42nice camo pants buddy
00:24:44what are you
00:24:46soldier boy
00:25:09kill him
00:25:10fuck
00:25:39I'm gonna take it
00:25:51apologies for our delay sir
00:25:58what are you all doing here
00:25:59we received a distress signal from your transmitter sir
00:26:02oh
00:26:05must have dropped it by accident
00:26:07you guys can take over from here
00:26:11the president would like to award you with the medal of honor for your service
00:26:14when's good for you
00:26:16let's hold off on that for now
00:26:18first I gotta go clean myself up
00:26:20and uh
00:26:22then
00:26:24I'm gonna go marry my fiance
00:26:26and I'd like to hold off on revealing my identity
00:26:29until all my family's there
00:26:30so I can share the moment with them
00:26:32understood sir
00:26:33you deserve it
00:26:34congrats in advance
00:26:36you all have a good night
00:26:38officer pierce who is he
00:26:39how can he put off the president's medal of honor ceremony
00:26:41that's dante bosch
00:26:43a marine raider known as hellfire
00:26:45he's hellfire
00:26:46the one who wiped out international terrorist cells seven times in a row without any casualties on our side
00:26:51yes
00:26:52he brings hellfire to our enemies
00:26:56hellfire
00:26:59three whole years
00:27:00top secret mission accomplished
00:27:03now
00:27:03I'm finally back home
00:27:05ready to marry my lilith and see my family
00:27:13Dante
00:27:14you're back
00:27:17that's not my child
00:27:21I've been away for three years
00:27:24how far along are you
00:27:25is that you little bro
00:27:28you're still alive
00:27:29yeah of course I am
00:27:33wait
00:27:35you too
00:27:36oh
00:27:38right
00:27:38I uh
00:27:39knocked her out while you're gone
00:27:45you're welcome
00:27:47my fiance cheated on me
00:27:49with my brother
00:27:52welcome home
00:27:53Dante
00:27:56well
00:27:57you disappeared for three years
00:27:59we thought you were dead honestly
00:28:01besides your mother and I wanted a grandson
00:28:03so
00:28:04so what
00:28:04so
00:28:05I thought I'd be a good son
00:28:07and actually provide our parents with a grandchild
00:28:09like I said
00:28:10you're welcome
00:28:12come on man
00:28:14it's a win-win
00:28:15still got half your genes
00:28:16hey tell you what
00:28:17I can uh
00:28:17I can make it call you daddy
00:28:19if you want
00:28:21Dante
00:28:21I know this is a lot
00:28:23but
00:28:24I waited for you
00:28:26three
00:28:27years
00:28:29I'm only human
00:28:31but with
00:28:32my brother
00:28:34I mean you didn't
00:28:35wait for me
00:28:36oh stop being so ungrateful Dante
00:28:39do you know how much
00:28:40Virgil has done for us
00:28:42and Lilith
00:28:42these last three years
00:28:44that's right
00:28:45your brother took it upon himself
00:28:46to give us a grandchild
00:28:47and you are going to be his best man
00:28:50his best man
00:28:51I mean
00:28:52have you lost your mind
00:28:55you're picking a fight
00:28:56before you even step in the house
00:28:57Lilith and I
00:28:58are getting married tomorrow
00:29:00come on
00:29:01you're my little bro
00:29:02of course you gotta be my best man
00:29:04just picture it
00:29:05you and your uniform
00:29:07presenting us
00:29:07our wedding rings
00:29:08us blessed by
00:29:10an American hero
00:29:12oh
00:29:13what a sight
00:29:14I really can't believe you
00:29:17I mean
00:29:17it made sense
00:29:20I spent the last three years
00:29:22serving this country
00:29:23defending our freedom
00:29:25and this
00:29:25is what I come home to
00:29:27enough with your holier than thou BS
00:29:30you ever heard the expression
00:29:31charity begins at home
00:29:32what have you ever done
00:29:34for this family
00:29:34well I did everything
00:29:35for this family
00:29:36enough
00:29:39they really don't care
00:29:40they're not listening to me at all
00:29:45you are my son
00:29:47and you are under my roof now
00:29:49you will be your brother's best man
00:29:55come on Dante
00:29:56what's got you so miserable
00:29:58over what
00:29:59a woman
00:30:01hey don't you forget
00:30:02you promised
00:30:03you'd be my best man
00:30:04when we were kids
00:30:07I'll keep my word
00:30:08look at that
00:30:09good
00:30:10easy as pie
00:30:11oh uh tell you what
00:30:12um
00:30:13I'm actually having my bachelor party tonight
00:30:15me and the boys
00:30:16going out
00:30:17how about you drive us
00:30:19huh
00:30:19could finally get some quality time
00:30:21with my little bro
00:30:23come on
00:30:26three years
00:30:27every time I almost died
00:30:29I thought about my family
00:30:30and the woman I love
00:30:31waiting for me to come home
00:30:32but this whole time
00:30:34they didn't care about me
00:30:36they betrayed me
00:30:38this house isn't my home anymore
00:30:41nothing
00:30:41is keeping me here
00:30:51sir I'm lieutenant Arya
00:30:52your presidential appointed side
00:30:54now the pentagon is asking
00:30:56when you'll be ready
00:30:56for your next deployment
00:31:00you guys have no idea
00:31:02how fucking horny
00:31:04my fiance gets
00:31:05when she's drunk
00:31:05I mean she will
00:31:07she will wrap her legs around me
00:31:09and whose name does she scream
00:31:10when she comes
00:31:11does she scream yours
00:31:12or your brother
00:31:13I'll tell you what
00:31:15there's not much screaming going on
00:31:16her mouth's a little busy
00:31:20hey hey
00:31:21there she is
00:31:22come here
00:31:22come take a seat
00:31:24hey um
00:31:24warrior
00:31:26here
00:31:30come on
00:31:31take it
00:31:32to your return
00:31:34huh
00:31:36cheers
00:31:36just gonna have water
00:31:38driving later
00:31:39oh
00:31:40come on
00:31:41soldier boy
00:31:42light it up
00:31:43light it up
00:31:43the war is over
00:31:44it's not like
00:31:44you're manning a tank
00:31:45into fucking Iraq
00:31:46huh
00:31:48get that stick
00:31:49out of your ass
00:31:50come on
00:31:51if you drink too much
00:31:52gonna
00:31:53always take this one home
00:31:55hmm
00:31:56I bet she's more fun
00:31:57than Lilith
00:32:00hey
00:32:02I tell you what
00:32:02go
00:32:03go over there
00:32:04and give this war hero
00:32:06the best slapdance
00:32:08of your fucking life
00:32:09there you go
00:32:18look you don't have to do
00:32:27don't be shy soldier
00:32:29don't be shy soldier
00:32:36look at him
00:32:39look you don't
00:32:40I'm okay
00:32:41okay that's enough
00:32:43alright
00:32:43oh
00:32:44shit bro
00:32:46I totally forgot
00:32:47this guy
00:32:48he's a little impaired
00:32:50in this department
00:32:51down there
00:33:00man to man
00:33:02honestly
00:33:03I
00:33:04I feel your pain
00:33:05what do you mean my pain
00:33:07that's such a terrible struggle
00:33:09to talk about that sort of stuff
00:33:11as a man
00:33:13what the hell are you talking about
00:33:14shh
00:33:15huh
00:33:16don't need to worry about it
00:33:17your little
00:33:18secret is safe with all of us
00:33:20what the hell are they talking about
00:33:22alright
00:33:22fuck
00:33:23if you can't have a baby
00:33:25because you know
00:33:26the
00:33:27the
00:33:28if you can
00:33:30don't worry
00:33:30because my baby
00:33:33is your baby
00:33:34okay
00:33:34I don't give a shit
00:33:35and when
00:33:36when they're all grown up
00:33:37they'll call you
00:33:39father
00:33:40we'll give you two dads
00:33:41to you Heather
00:33:44what a waste of a pretty face
00:33:46I mean it's because
00:33:47he can't get it out
00:33:50hey lucky for you
00:33:51you'll just be dealing with me tonight baby
00:33:54I'm gonna
00:33:56you're drunk
00:33:57and this isn't funny
00:33:58alright
00:33:58you're about to be a husband
00:33:59and a father
00:34:05bro
00:34:06it's my fucking bachelor party
00:34:08yeah
00:34:09stop being a fucking
00:34:11buzzkill
00:34:12that's right Dante
00:34:13we can't go home
00:34:14all bricked up
00:34:15because we're not like you
00:34:19we're gonna wait in the car
00:34:21fucking Jesus
00:34:23we should have to stick up
00:34:24his tight ass hole
00:34:25I'll tell you what
00:34:26Tony Tony
00:34:26I want you to call your boys
00:34:28he needs to be humbled
00:34:31he's gonna have to roll up
00:34:32to your wedding
00:34:32in a wheelchair tomorrow
00:34:34come on
00:34:35come on
00:34:35let's go have some fun
00:34:36girls
00:34:38sup soldier boy
00:34:42I've been given a very special mission
00:34:48teach you a lesson about not talking back
00:34:58kick his ass
00:35:22what the fuck
00:35:25what the fuck
00:35:29how is this possible
00:35:31how do you do it
00:35:32I love a bachelor party
00:35:44hi
00:35:47oh my god
00:35:49how much did you have to drink
00:35:51come on
00:35:52again
00:35:54Dante
00:35:55I'm gonna walk all over you
00:35:57like the little bitch that you are
00:35:59huh
00:36:00he's out of it
00:36:01he doesn't know what he's saying
00:36:02sure
00:36:03Dante you should get some rest though
00:36:05we have an early morning tomorrow
00:36:07for the wedding
00:36:08your brother is still here
00:36:10well perfect
00:36:11he can see what a slut you are for me
00:36:15I survived every battlefield
00:36:17to come home to this
00:36:19my brother in my bed
00:36:20my fiance in his arms
00:36:22now let's see how much ruin
00:36:24their betrayal can buy
00:36:35just one second
00:36:36I'll wait for you Dante
00:36:39I don't care how long
00:36:42look babe
00:36:43I know this is sudden
00:36:44but
00:36:45I have to leave on an emergency mission
00:36:47for three years
00:36:49look you're the love
00:36:50of my life
00:36:53will you marry me
00:36:55yes
00:36:55yes
00:36:56I will
00:36:59oh my god
00:37:01I'll wait for you
00:37:03I don't care how long
00:37:04thank you Lilith
00:37:05I'll come back to you
00:37:06alright
00:37:07no matter what
00:37:07I love you
00:37:08I love you too Dante
00:37:13am I better than my brother?
00:37:15it's time I start living for myself
00:37:18they're not my family anymore
00:37:27come in
00:37:32Dante
00:37:33where are you going?
00:37:38don't worry about it
00:37:39I gave you my word
00:37:40I'd be at the wedding tomorrow
00:37:41wherever I go after that
00:37:42it's none of your business
00:37:43I know this isn't fair to you
00:37:44and I am so sorry
00:37:48we're family now
00:37:50right?
00:37:51yeah well you didn't sound very sorry
00:37:52just a second ago
00:37:53it's not like that
00:37:54I thought
00:37:55I thought you weren't coming back
00:37:58and Virgil
00:37:59he's been with me
00:38:00this entire time
00:38:01so
00:38:01okay you told me you'd wait
00:38:04but
00:38:04you replaced me
00:38:06the moment that the waiting got hard
00:38:09and I was ready to give you the world
00:38:12but you made your choice
00:38:13I just wanted a happy family
00:38:16and you
00:38:17well
00:38:19you can't give me a child
00:38:21okay who the hell told you that
00:38:23I was ready to give you everything
00:38:24to be your husband
00:38:25and the father of your child
00:38:28well what about you?
00:38:30were you ever gonna tell me?
00:38:32Virgil showed me your medical report
00:38:42okay where did you get this?
00:38:43you believed this?
00:38:44your doctor signed off on it
00:38:46I mean what were you gonna do?
00:38:48how long were you gonna string me along?
00:38:50you know what?
00:38:51it's not even worth talking about
00:38:54I'm getting married tomorrow to Virgil
00:38:56I'm having his baby
00:38:59and he will be my husband
00:39:01wow
00:39:04piece of paper
00:39:06I mean that's all that it took
00:39:07for you to throw away everything that we had
00:39:09okay that's enough
00:39:10Virgil knows how to please me
00:39:12in ways I never even thought possible
00:39:14but you
00:39:16you never touched me
00:39:17not once
00:39:19you just
00:39:19come home and pass out
00:39:21I mean why were you so tired?
00:39:22you're just a regular soldier
00:39:23alright
00:39:28I wish you two happiness
00:39:31thanks
00:39:35oh and
00:39:36we're family now
00:39:38so don't embarrass us tomorrow
00:39:55yeah Aria look into my medical records
00:39:58and find out who faked my report
00:39:59and I want a briefing
00:40:01on my new deployment
00:40:02tomorrow after the wedding
00:40:03it's time for me to move on
00:40:09uh put the white flowers
00:40:11and the white candles on the tables
00:40:12make it romantic
00:40:14absolutely Mrs. Bosch
00:40:16oh I am so excited
00:40:18for my nephew Virgil's wedding
00:40:20hey Dante
00:40:22check this out
00:40:23the suit that you ordered
00:40:24three years ago
00:40:25fits me perfectly
00:40:27look at how handsome you are
00:40:30thank you Aunt Stacey
00:40:31marrying Lilith
00:40:32was my one and only dream
00:40:34my brother knew that
00:40:36and he stole my fiance
00:40:38my wedding
00:40:40and now my suit
00:40:41Tom
00:40:42we'll serve Burgundy at the reception
00:40:44money is no option
00:40:46Dante
00:40:46mind uh
00:40:48covering the cost of the wine
00:40:49what happened to the money I sent home?
00:40:51Dante
00:40:51your brother Virgil
00:40:53started his new business
00:40:54defense manufacturing
00:40:55so
00:40:56we used that money to help him out
00:40:58three million dollars
00:40:59all of it went to him?
00:41:0369
00:41:04that's all that's left
00:41:0669
00:41:07but think about it
00:41:08I mean the money would just be
00:41:10a waste
00:41:11just sitting there
00:41:12not being used
00:41:14don't you forget
00:41:15I paid for the bachelor party
00:41:17that money wasn't yours to spend
00:41:19Dante
00:41:20watch it
00:41:21your brother
00:41:22covered all the household expenses
00:41:24while you were gone
00:41:24so what if we used a little bit
00:41:26of that money?
00:41:27exactly
00:41:27once Virgil secures those government contracts
00:41:30we'll all be billionaires
00:41:31so stop being so stingy
00:41:33with your money now
00:41:33do you know
00:41:34how much your brother
00:41:35has done for us?
00:41:37and yet you're still here
00:41:38picking a fight with him
00:41:39on his wedding day
00:41:40no less
00:41:41enough Dante
00:41:42if you can't give us a grandchild
00:41:44at least stop embarrassing us
00:41:50all right
00:41:51all right
00:41:52people are watching
00:41:54Dante
00:41:55come on
00:41:55as your uncle
00:41:56I gotta say
00:41:57you should try to be more like
00:41:59Virgil
00:42:00be more
00:42:01mature
00:42:05wait one second
00:42:07sign this first
00:42:11mom you want me to transfer the house
00:42:12I bought
00:42:14to Virgil?
00:42:15Jesus Christ
00:42:16he's getting married today
00:42:17he's got a kid on the way
00:42:19the house should be in his name
00:42:20we're all family
00:42:21what the hell's the problem?
00:42:23exactly
00:42:23and besides Dante
00:42:25you can't expect us to
00:42:27keep living with mom and dad now
00:42:28can you?
00:42:32consider this
00:42:34my last act
00:42:35of charity
00:42:40that's more like it
00:42:42don't forget how awkward
00:42:44last night was
00:42:47I know you'll never
00:42:49feel man enough
00:42:51until I'm gone
00:43:02oh
00:43:03she was supposed to wear that
00:43:05for me
00:43:06come here
00:43:07come here
00:43:08oh you are just
00:43:10Dante
00:43:11I thought I told you
00:43:12not to embarrass me
00:43:13at my wedding
00:43:14embarrass you?
00:43:16well I just gave
00:43:17your new husband
00:43:18my entire life savings
00:43:19and my house
00:43:20so congrats
00:43:25quiet Dante
00:43:25you're making a scene
00:43:27and what's the big deal
00:43:28about the house
00:43:29just consider it a wedding gift
00:43:30it's alright
00:43:31I know why Dante's mad
00:43:33it's my fault
00:43:34that he's not gonna
00:43:35help out the family anymore
00:43:36Dante
00:43:37it's fine
00:43:37if you've grown distant
00:43:39from us over the years
00:43:40but don't you
00:43:41fucking dare
00:43:42humiliate us today
00:43:43don't twist this on me
00:43:45you traded me for him
00:43:47for this piece of shit
00:43:50what a sorry excuse
00:43:52for a son you are
00:43:53I got a leg full of shrapnel
00:43:54from a tour in Nam
00:43:55you're a pussy
00:43:56you have done nothing
00:43:58for this goddamn family
00:43:59and if you want to continue
00:44:01your theatrics today
00:44:02get the hell out of here
00:44:03that's right Dante
00:44:05today is your brother's
00:44:06big day
00:44:07save the dramatics
00:44:08for after the wedding
00:44:10okay
00:44:11let's just take a deep breath
00:44:13and move on
00:44:14we should all give Dante
00:44:16some grace
00:44:17after all
00:44:18he's not as mature
00:44:19as Virgil is
00:44:20and don't fuck up
00:44:22your best man duties today
00:44:23whatever the hell
00:44:24you want to do in the future
00:44:25that's on you
00:44:26G.I. Joe
00:44:27look at these guys
00:44:28at each other's throat
00:44:30as usual
00:44:31there's nothing to worry about
00:44:33all this roughhousing
00:44:35it just shows
00:44:35how close
00:44:36they really are
00:44:38that's exactly right
00:44:40Uncle Bowen
00:44:41hey
00:44:41been thinking
00:44:42you should make
00:44:43a best man speech
00:44:44come on
00:44:46you can't say no
00:44:47to your brother
00:44:47you stole my fiance
00:44:49spread rumors about me
00:44:51having ED
00:44:52spent all my money
00:44:53and now you try to
00:44:54take my house
00:44:55Virgil
00:44:56you're gonna pay
00:44:58for all of this
00:44:59at the wedding today
00:45:00of course
00:45:05you can look forward
00:45:06to my speech
00:45:13sir
00:45:14we've looked into
00:45:15the false medical records
00:45:16everything we found
00:45:17is on this drive
00:45:18and we've frozen
00:45:19Virgil's bank accounts
00:45:20as you requested
00:45:22this will all
00:45:23end
00:45:23today
00:45:24you may now
00:45:25kiss the bride
00:45:35now the brother
00:45:36of the groom
00:45:37would like to share
00:45:38a few words of blessing
00:45:39for the happy couple
00:45:43poor guy
00:45:44his fiance got
00:45:46knocked up by his brother
00:45:47and he still has
00:45:48to be his best man
00:45:50I heard about
00:45:51his performance issues
00:45:53no woman wants
00:45:54to deal with that
00:45:58Tony
00:46:00I don't know
00:46:00if he's gonna
00:46:01try anything stupid
00:46:01but if he does
00:46:02I want you to handle it
00:46:03you got it
00:46:04yeah
00:46:04I want you to
00:46:06lay him out
00:46:06in one punch
00:46:07okay
00:46:08I want to see
00:46:09a little blood
00:46:09I want him
00:46:11humiliated
00:46:12you got it
00:46:13you got it
00:46:13now you should sit back
00:46:15and enjoy this show
00:46:15alright
00:46:16congratulations
00:46:17thank you man
00:46:17thank you all
00:46:20for coming today
00:46:21I'm honored
00:46:22to be giving a speech
00:46:23as the best man
00:46:24and to give my blessings
00:46:26to the happy couple
00:46:27so the groom
00:46:29is my brother
00:46:29and the bride
00:46:30is the woman
00:46:32I once loved
00:46:33now I know
00:46:34I'm supposed to say
00:46:34something nice here
00:46:36something heartfelt
00:46:38but unfortunately
00:46:39that's not gonna happen today
00:46:41a blessing
00:46:42is supposed to come
00:46:43from the heart
00:46:44but this wedding
00:46:45this union
00:46:47was built entirely
00:46:49on lies
00:46:50and deception
00:46:51but still
00:46:52I've got a wedding gift
00:46:54for the newlyweds
00:46:55it's a video
00:46:57it's the true love story
00:46:59of the Bosches
00:47:28it's been three years
00:47:30since my long mission
00:47:31now I finally get to see
00:47:33my fiance and family again
00:47:36nice flowers
00:47:37you great taste
00:47:39thanks
00:47:40they're for my fiance
00:47:42aww
00:47:43she's going to love them
00:47:47it's a blowout sale
00:47:49ladies and gentlemen
00:47:50so hand over
00:47:51your fucking money
00:47:52and phones
00:47:53well
00:47:54this won't take long
00:47:56and you
00:47:57start emptying
00:47:58hey
00:47:59get out of my way
00:47:59you
00:48:00empty out that register
00:48:01give me all the cash
00:48:04quickly
00:48:05here
00:48:06take this
00:48:07it's enough to pay
00:48:08for the entire store
00:48:09just take it
00:48:10and go
00:48:10I don't have time for this
00:48:12look at it
00:48:12we got a rich girl
00:48:14right here
00:48:14well you know what
00:48:15I'm going to take
00:48:16your money honey
00:48:17oh yeah
00:48:17I'm going to take it
00:48:18I'm going to take you
00:48:19too
00:48:21what you got down here
00:48:22leave her alone
00:48:24asshole
00:48:24nice camo pants
00:48:26buddy
00:48:26what are you
00:48:28soldier boy
00:48:51kill him
00:48:52fuck
00:48:53fuck
00:48:53fuck
00:49:32apologies for our delay
00:49:34sir
00:49:40what are you all doing here
00:49:41we received a distress signal
00:49:43from your transmitter sir
00:49:44oh
00:49:47must have dropped it by accident
00:49:48you guys can take over from here
00:49:53the president would like to award you
00:49:54with the medal of honor
00:49:55for your service
00:49:56when's good for you
00:49:57let's hold off on that for now
00:50:00first I gotta go clean myself up
00:50:02and uh
00:50:04then
00:50:05I'm gonna go marry my fiance
00:50:08and I'd like to hold off
00:50:09on revealing my identity
00:50:11until all my family's there
00:50:12so I can share the moment with them
00:50:14understood sir
00:50:15you deserve it
00:50:16congrats in advance
00:50:18y'all have a good night
00:50:19officer pierce
00:50:20who is he
00:50:21how could he put off the president's medal of honor ceremony
00:50:23that's dante bosch
00:50:25a marine raider known as hellfire
00:50:27he's hellfire
00:50:28the one who wiped out international terrorist cells seven times in a row
00:50:32without any casualties on our side
00:50:33yes
00:50:35he brings hellfire to our enemies
00:50:38hellfire
00:50:41three whole years
00:50:42top secret mission accomplished
00:50:44now
00:50:45I'm finally back home
00:50:47ready to marry my lilith
00:50:49and see my family
00:50:55Dante
00:50:56you're back
00:50:59that's not my child
00:51:03I've been away for three years
00:51:05how far along are you
00:51:07is that you little bro
00:51:09you're still alive
00:51:11yeah of course I am
00:51:15wait
00:51:17you too
00:51:18oh
00:51:19right
00:51:20I uh
00:51:21knocked her up
00:51:22on your gun
00:51:27you're welcome
00:51:29my fiance cheated on me
00:51:31with my brother
00:51:34welcome home
00:51:35Dante
00:51:38well
00:51:39you disappeared for three years
00:51:41we thought you were dead honestly
00:51:42besides your mother and I wanted a grandson
00:51:45so
00:51:45so what
00:51:46so
00:51:47I thought I'd be a good son
00:51:49and actually provide our parents with a grandchild
00:51:51like I said
00:51:52you're welcome
00:51:54come on man
00:51:56it's a win-win
00:51:57still got half your genes
00:51:58hey tell you what
00:51:59I can uh
00:51:59I can make it call you daddy
00:52:00if you want
00:52:02Dante
00:52:03I know this is a lot
00:52:05but
00:52:06I waited for you
00:52:08three
00:52:09years
00:52:11I'm only human
00:52:13but with
00:52:14my brother
00:52:16I mean you didn't
00:52:17wait for me
00:52:18oh stop being so ungrateful
00:52:20Dante
00:52:21do you know how much
00:52:22Virgil has done for us
00:52:24and Lilith
00:52:24these last three years
00:52:25that's right
00:52:26your brother took it upon himself
00:52:28to give us a grandchild
00:52:29and you are going to be his best man
00:52:32his best man
00:52:33I mean
00:52:35have you lost your mind
00:52:36you're picking a fight
00:52:38before you even step in the house
00:52:39Lilith and I
00:52:40are getting married tomorrow
00:52:42come on
00:52:43you're my little bro
00:52:44of course you gotta be my best man
00:52:46just picture it
00:52:47you and your uniform
00:52:49presenting us
00:52:49our wedding rings
00:52:50us
00:52:51blessed by
00:52:52an American hero
00:52:54oh
00:52:54what a sight
00:52:56I really can't believe you
00:52:58I mean
00:53:00it made sense
00:53:02I spent the last three years
00:53:04serving this country
00:53:05defending our freedom
00:53:06and this
00:53:07is what I come home to
00:53:09enough with your holier than thou BS
00:53:11you ever heard the expression
00:53:13charity begins at home
00:53:14what have you ever done
00:53:15for this family
00:53:16well I did everything
00:53:17for this family
00:53:18enough
00:53:21they really don't care
00:53:22they're not listening to me at all
00:53:27you are my son
00:53:29and you are under my roof now
00:53:31you will be your brother's best man
00:53:36come on Dante
00:53:38what's got you so miserable
00:53:40over what
00:53:41a woman
00:53:43hey don't you forget
00:53:44you promised
00:53:45you'd be my best man
00:53:46when we were kids
00:53:49I'll keep my word
00:53:50look at that
00:53:51good
00:53:52easy as pie
00:53:53oh uh
00:53:54tell you what
00:53:54um
00:53:55I'm actually having my
00:53:56bachelor party tonight
00:53:57me and the boys
00:53:58going out
00:53:59how about you drive us
00:54:01huh
00:54:01could finally get some
00:54:02quality time with my
00:54:03little bro
00:54:04come on
00:54:08three years
00:54:09every time
00:54:10I almost died
00:54:11I thought about my family
00:54:12and the woman I love
00:54:13waiting for me to come home
00:54:14but this whole time
00:54:16they didn't care about me
00:54:18they betrayed me
00:54:20this house isn't my home anymore
00:54:23nothing
00:54:23is keeping me here
00:54:32sir I'm lieutenant Arya
00:54:34your presidential appointed side
00:54:36now the pentagon is asking
00:54:37when you'll be ready
00:54:38for your next deployment
00:54:41you guys have no idea
00:54:44how fucking horny
00:54:46my fiance gets
00:54:47when she's drunk
00:54:47I mean she will
00:54:48she will wrap her legs around me
00:54:51and whose name does she scream
00:54:52when she comes
00:54:53does she scream yours
00:54:54or your brother
00:54:55I'll tell you what
00:54:57there's not much screaming
00:54:58going on
00:54:58her mouth's a little busy
00:55:02hey hey
00:55:03there she is
00:55:04come here
00:55:04come take a seat
00:55:05hey um
00:55:06warrior
00:55:07yeah
00:55:12come on
00:55:13take it
00:55:14to your return
00:55:15huh
00:55:17cheers
00:55:18she's gonna have water
00:55:20driving later
00:55:21oh
00:55:21come on
00:55:23soldier boy
00:55:24light it up
00:55:25the war is over
00:55:25it's not like you're
00:55:26manning a tank
00:55:27into fucking Iraq
00:55:28huh
00:55:30get that stick
00:55:31out of your ass
00:55:32come on
00:55:32if you drink too much
00:55:34gonna
00:55:35always take this one home
00:55:37hmm
00:55:37I bet she's more fun
00:55:39than Lilith
00:55:42hey
00:55:43I tell you what
00:55:44go
00:55:45go over there
00:55:46and give this war hero
00:55:48the best slap dance
00:55:50of your fucking life
00:55:51man
00:55:51there you go
00:55:57ugh
00:56:00look you don't
00:56:02have to do
00:56:03okay
00:56:09don't be shy
00:56:10soldier
00:56:18look you don't
00:56:21look you don't
00:56:21I'm okay
00:56:23okay that's enough
00:56:24alright
00:56:25oh
00:56:26shit bro
00:56:28I totally forgot
00:56:29this guy
00:56:30he's a little
00:56:31impaired
00:56:32in this department
00:56:33down there
00:56:42man to man
00:56:44honestly
00:56:45I
00:56:46I feel your pain
00:56:47what do you mean
00:56:47my pain
00:56:49that's such a terrible
00:56:50struggle
00:56:51to talk about that
00:56:52sort of stuff
00:56:52as a man
00:56:55what the hell
00:56:55are you talking
00:56:56man
00:56:56shh
00:56:57oh shit
00:56:57don't need to
00:56:58worry about it
00:56:59your little
00:57:00secret is safe
00:57:01with all of us
00:57:02what the hell
00:57:03are they talking
00:57:04about
00:57:04alright
00:57:04fuck
00:57:05if you can't
00:57:06have a baby
00:57:07because you know
00:57:08the
00:57:10if you can't
00:57:12don't worry
00:57:12because my baby
00:57:15is your baby
00:57:16okay
00:57:16I don't give a shit
00:57:17and when
00:57:18they're all grown up
00:57:19they'll call you
00:57:21father
00:57:22we'll give me
00:57:23two dads
00:57:23together
00:57:25what a waste
00:57:27of a pretty face
00:57:28couldn't you
00:57:29it's because
00:57:29he can't get it
00:57:30out
00:57:32hey lucky for you
00:57:33you'll just be
00:57:34dealing with me
00:57:35tonight baby
00:57:35okay
00:57:38you're drunk
00:57:38and this isn't
00:57:40funny
00:57:40alright
00:57:40you're about to
00:57:41be a husband
00:57:41and a father
00:57:46bro
00:57:48it's my
00:57:48fucking
00:57:49bachelor party
00:57:50yeah
00:57:51stop being a
00:57:52fucking
00:57:53buzzkill
00:57:54that's right
00:57:54Dante
00:57:55we can't go
00:57:56home all
00:57:56bricked up
00:57:57because we're
00:57:57not like you
00:58:01I'm gonna wait
00:58:01in the car
00:58:03fucking
00:58:04Jesus
00:58:05we should have
00:58:05to stick up
00:58:06his tight
00:58:06asshole
00:58:07I'll tell you
00:58:07what
00:58:07Tony Tony
00:58:08I want you
00:58:09to call
00:58:09your boys
00:58:10he needs
00:58:11to be
00:58:11humbled
00:58:13he's gonna
00:58:13have to roll
00:58:14up to your
00:58:14wedding
00:58:14in a wheelchair
00:58:15tomorrow
00:58:16come on
00:58:17let's go
00:58:17have some
00:58:17fun girls
00:58:20sup soldier
00:58:21boy
00:58:24I've been
00:58:24given a
00:58:25very special
00:58:25mission
00:58:30teach you
00:58:31a lesson
00:58:31about not
00:58:31talking back
00:58:39kick his ass
00:59:06what the fuck
00:59:11how is this
00:59:12possible
00:59:12how do you
00:59:13do it
00:59:14I love a
00:59:14bachelor party
00:59:26hi
00:59:28oh my god
00:59:31how much did you
00:59:32have to drink
00:59:33come on
00:59:34again
00:59:36Dante
00:59:37I'm gonna walk
00:59:38all over you
00:59:38like the little
00:59:39bitch that you
00:59:40are
00:59:41huh
00:59:42he's out of it
00:59:43he doesn't know
00:59:43what he's saying
00:59:44sure
00:59:45Dante you should
00:59:46get some rest
00:59:47though
00:59:47we have an early
00:59:48morning tomorrow
00:59:49for the wedding
00:59:49break
00:59:50your brother is
00:59:51still here
00:59:52well perfect
00:59:53he can see what a
00:59:54slut you are for
00:59:55me
00:59:57I survived every
00:59:59battlefield to come
01:00:00home to this
01:00:01my brother in my
01:00:02bed
01:00:02my fiance in his
01:00:04arms
01:00:04now let's see how
01:00:05much ruin their
01:00:06betrayal can buy
01:00:17just one second
01:00:18I'll wait for you
01:00:19Dante
01:00:21I don't care how
01:00:21long
01:00:24look babe
01:00:25I know this is
01:00:26sudden but
01:00:27I have to leave
01:00:28on an emergency
01:00:29mission for three
01:00:30years
01:00:30look you're the
01:00:31love of my
01:00:32life
01:00:35will you marry
01:00:36me
01:00:37yes yes
01:00:38I will
01:00:41oh my god
01:00:43I'll wait for you
01:00:45I don't care how
01:00:45long
01:00:46thank you Lilith
01:00:47I'll come back to
01:00:48you alright
01:00:49no matter what
01:00:49I love you
01:00:50I love you too
01:00:51Dante
01:00:55am I better
01:00:56than my brother
01:00:57it's time I start
01:00:58living for myself
01:01:00they're not my
01:01:01family anymore
01:01:09come in
01:01:14Dante
01:01:15where are you
01:01:15going
01:01:20don't worry
01:01:20don't worry about it
01:01:21I gave you my word
01:01:22I'd be at the
01:01:22wedding tomorrow
01:01:23wherever I go
01:01:23after that's none
01:01:24of your business
01:01:24I know this isn't
01:01:26fair to you
01:01:26and I am so
01:01:28sorry
01:01:29we're family now
01:01:31right
01:01:32yeah well you didn't
01:01:33sound very sorry
01:01:34just a second ago
01:01:34it's not like that
01:01:36I thought
01:01:37I thought you
01:01:38weren't coming back
01:01:40and Virgil
01:01:41well he's been with me
01:01:42this entire time
01:01:43so
01:01:43okay you told me
01:01:44you'd wait
01:01:46but
01:01:46you replaced me
01:01:47the moment that
01:01:48the waiting got hard
01:01:51and I was ready
01:01:52to give you the world
01:01:54I thought you made
01:01:54your choice
01:01:55I just wanted a
01:01:56happy family
01:01:58and you
01:01:59well
01:02:01you can't give me
01:02:02a child
01:02:03okay who the hell
01:02:03told you that
01:02:04I was ready to give
01:02:05you everything
01:02:06to be your husband
01:02:07and the father
01:02:07of your child
01:02:10well what about you
01:02:11were you ever
01:02:12gonna tell me
01:02:14Virgil showed me
01:02:15your medical report
01:02:24okay where did
01:02:25you get this
01:02:25you believe this
01:02:26your doctor
01:02:27signed off on it
01:02:28I mean what
01:02:29were you gonna do
01:02:30how long
01:02:30were you gonna
01:02:31string me along
01:02:32you know
01:02:33it's not even
01:02:34worth talking about
01:02:36I'm getting married
01:02:36tomorrow to Virgil
01:02:38I'm having his baby
01:02:40and he will be
01:02:41my husband
01:02:43wow
01:02:46piece of paper
01:02:47I mean that's all
01:02:49that it took
01:02:49for you to throw
01:02:50away everything
01:02:51that we had
01:02:51okay that's enough
01:02:52Virgil knows how
01:02:53to please me
01:02:54in ways I never
01:02:54even thought possible
01:02:56but you
01:02:57you never touched
01:02:59me
01:02:59not once
01:03:00you just
01:03:01come home
01:03:02and pass out
01:03:03I mean why
01:03:03were you so tired
01:03:04you're just a
01:03:04regular soldier
01:03:05alright
01:03:10I wish you
01:03:11too happiness
01:03:13thanks
01:03:17oh and
01:03:18we're family now
01:03:20so don't embarrass
01:03:22us tomorrow
01:03:37yeah Aria
01:03:38look into my
01:03:39medical records
01:03:39and find out
01:03:40who faked my report
01:03:41and I want a
01:03:42briefing
01:03:42on my new
01:03:43deployment
01:03:44tomorrow
01:03:44after the wedding
01:03:45it's time for me
01:03:46to move on
01:03:51put the white
01:03:52flowers and the
01:03:53white candles
01:03:54on the tables
01:03:54make it romantic
01:03:56absolutely
01:03:57Mrs. Bosch
01:03:58oh I am so
01:03:59excited for my
01:04:00nephew Virgil's
01:04:01wedding
01:04:02hey
01:04:03Dante
01:04:04check this out
01:04:05the suit
01:04:06that you ordered
01:04:06three years ago
01:04:07fits me perfectly
01:04:08look at how
01:04:10handsome you
01:04:11are
01:04:12thank you
01:04:12Aunt Stacy
01:04:13marrying Lilith
01:04:14was my one
01:04:15and only dream
01:04:16my brother
01:04:17knew that
01:04:18and he stole
01:04:19my fiance
01:04:20my wedding
01:04:21and now
01:04:23my suit
01:04:23Tom
01:04:24we'll serve
01:04:25burgundy
01:04:25at the reception
01:04:26money is no
01:04:27option
01:04:28Dante
01:04:28mind covering
01:04:30the cost of the
01:04:30wine
01:04:31what happened
01:04:32to the money
01:04:32I sent home
01:04:33Dante
01:04:33your brother
01:04:34Virgil
01:04:35started his new
01:04:36business
01:04:36defense manufacturing
01:04:37so we used
01:04:38that money
01:04:39to help him
01:04:39out
01:04:40three million
01:04:40dollars
01:04:41all of it
01:04:41went to him
01:04:45sixty nine
01:04:46dollars
01:04:46that's all
01:04:46that's left
01:04:48sixty nine
01:04:49but think about it
01:04:50I mean the money
01:04:51would just be
01:04:52a waste
01:04:53just sitting there
01:04:54not being used
01:04:55don't you forget
01:04:57I paid for the
01:04:57bachelor party
01:04:59that money wasn't
01:05:00yours to spend
01:05:01Dante
01:05:02watch it
01:05:03your brother
01:05:04covered all the
01:05:05household expenses
01:05:05while you were gone
01:05:06so what if we
01:05:07used a little bit
01:05:08of that money
01:05:08exactly
01:05:09once Virgil
01:05:10secures those
01:05:11government contracts
01:05:12we'll all be
01:05:12billionaires
01:05:13so stop being
01:05:14so stingy
01:05:14with your money
01:05:15now
01:05:15do you know
01:05:16how much
01:05:17your brother
01:05:17has done
01:05:18for us
01:05:18and yet
01:05:19you're still
01:05:20here picking
01:05:20a fight
01:05:21with him
01:05:21on his
01:05:21wedding day
01:05:22no less
01:05:23enough Dante
01:05:24if you can't
01:05:25give us a
01:05:25grandchild
01:05:26at least stop
01:05:26embarrassing us
01:05:32all right
01:05:33all right
01:05:34people are
01:05:35watching
01:05:36Dante
01:05:36come on
01:05:37as your uncle
01:05:38I gotta say
01:05:39you should try
01:05:40to be more like
01:05:41Virgil
01:05:41be more
01:05:43mature
01:05:45uh uh uh
01:05:46wait one second
01:05:48sign this first
01:05:53mom you want me
01:05:53to transfer the
01:05:54house I bought
01:05:56to Virgil
01:05:57Jesus Christ
01:05:58he's getting
01:05:59married today
01:05:59he's got a kid
01:06:00on the way
01:06:00the house
01:06:01should be in
01:06:02his name
01:06:02we're all family
01:06:03what the hell's
01:06:04the problem
01:06:04exactly
01:06:05and besides Dante
01:06:07you can't expect
01:06:08us to keep
01:06:09living with mom
01:06:09and dad now
01:06:10can you
01:06:13fun
01:06:15consider this
01:06:16my last act
01:06:17of charity
01:06:22that's more like
01:06:23it
01:06:24don't forget
01:06:25how awkward
01:06:26last night was
01:06:29I know you'll
01:06:31never feel man
01:06:32enough until
01:06:33I'm gone
01:06:45she was supposed
01:06:46to wear that
01:06:47for me
01:06:52Dante I thought
01:06:54I told you
01:06:54not to embarrass
01:06:55me at my wedding
01:06:56embarrass you
01:06:57I just gave
01:06:59your new husband
01:06:59my entire life
01:07:00savings and my
01:07:01house
01:07:02so congrats
01:07:06quiet Dante
01:07:07you're making
01:07:08a scene
01:07:09and what's the
01:07:10big deal about
01:07:10the house
01:07:10just consider it
01:07:11a wedding gift
01:07:12it's alright
01:07:12I know why
01:07:14Dante's mad
01:07:15it's my fault
01:07:16that he's not
01:07:17gonna help out
01:07:17the family anymore
01:07:18Dante it's fine
01:07:19if you've grown
01:07:20distant from us
01:07:21over the years
01:07:22but don't you
01:07:23fucking dare
01:07:24humiliate us
01:07:25today
01:07:25don't twist this
01:07:26on me
01:07:27you traded me
01:07:28for him
01:07:29for this piece
01:07:30of shit
01:07:32what a sorry
01:07:33excuse for a son
01:07:34you are
01:07:35I got a leg
01:07:35full of shrapnel
01:07:36from a tour
01:07:37in Nam
01:07:37you're a pussy
01:07:38you have done
01:07:39nothing for this
01:07:40goddamn family
01:07:41and if you want
01:07:42to continue
01:07:42your theatrics
01:07:43today
01:07:43get the hell
01:07:45out of here
01:07:45that's right
01:07:46Dante
01:07:46today is your
01:07:47brother's big
01:07:48day
01:07:49save the dramatics
01:07:50for after
01:07:51the wedding
01:07:52okay
01:07:53let's just take
01:07:54a deep breath
01:07:55and move on
01:07:56we should all
01:07:57give Dante
01:07:58some grace
01:07:58after all
01:08:00he's not as
01:08:00mature as Virgil
01:08:02is
01:08:02and don't fuck
01:08:03up your best
01:08:04man duties
01:08:04today
01:08:05whatever the hell
01:08:06you want to do
01:08:06in the future
01:08:07that's on you
01:08:08G.I. Joe
01:08:09look at these guys
01:08:10at each other's
01:08:11throat
01:08:11as usual
01:08:12there's nothing
01:08:14to worry about
01:08:15all this
01:08:16roughhousing
01:08:16it just shows
01:08:17how close
01:08:18they really are
01:08:20that's exactly
01:08:21right
01:08:22Uncle Bowen
01:08:23hey
01:08:23been thinking
01:08:24you should make
01:08:25a best man
01:08:26speech
01:08:26come on
01:08:28you can't say
01:08:28no to your
01:08:29brother
01:08:29you stole my
01:08:30fiance
01:08:31spread rumors
01:08:32about me having
01:08:33E.D.
01:08:34spent all my money
01:08:35and now you try
01:08:36to take my house
01:08:37Virgil
01:08:38you're gonna pay
01:08:39for all of this
01:08:41at the wedding
01:08:42today
01:08:42of course
01:08:46you can look
01:08:47forward to my
01:08:48speech
01:08:55sir
01:08:56we've looked
01:08:57into the false
01:08:57medical records
01:08:58everything we found
01:08:59is on this drive
01:09:00and we've frozen
01:09:01Virgil's bank accounts
01:09:02as you requested
01:09:04this will all
01:09:05end
01:09:05today
01:09:06you may now
01:09:07kiss the bride
01:09:17now the brother
01:09:18of the groom
01:09:19would like to share
01:09:20a few words of
01:09:21blessing
01:09:21for the happy
01:09:22couple
01:09:25poor guy
01:09:26his fiance got
01:09:28knocked up
01:09:28by his brother
01:09:29and he still
01:09:30has to be
01:09:30his best man
01:09:32I heard about
01:09:33his performance
01:09:33issues
01:09:34no woman
01:09:35wants to deal
01:09:36with that
01:09:40Tony
01:09:41I don't know
01:09:42if he's gonna
01:09:43try anything stupid
01:09:43but if he does
01:09:44I want you to
01:09:44handle it
01:09:45you got it
01:09:46yeah
01:09:47lay him out
01:09:48in one punch
01:09:49I want to see
01:09:51a little blood
01:09:51I want him
01:09:53humiliated
01:09:54you got it
01:09:55you got it
01:09:55now you should
01:09:56sit back
01:09:57and enjoy this
01:09:57show alright
01:09:58congratulations
01:09:58thank you
01:09:59thank you all
01:10:02for coming today
01:10:03I'm honored
01:10:03to be giving
01:10:04a speech
01:10:05as the best man
01:10:05and to give
01:10:07my blessings
01:10:07to the happy
01:10:08couple
01:10:09so the groom
01:10:11is my brother
01:10:11and the bride
01:10:12is the woman
01:10:14I once loved
01:10:15now I know
01:10:16I'm supposed
01:10:16to say something
01:10:17nice here
01:10:17something heartfelt
01:10:20but unfortunately
01:10:21that's not gonna
01:10:22happen today
01:10:23a blessing
01:10:24is supposed
01:10:25to come
01:10:25from the heart
01:10:26but this wedding
01:10:27this union
01:10:29was built
01:10:30entirely
01:10:31on lies
01:10:32and deception
01:10:33but still
01:10:35I've got a
01:10:35wedding gift
01:10:36for the newlyweds
01:10:37it's a video
01:10:39it's the true
01:10:40love story
01:10:41of the Boshes
01:10:45I've got a
01:10:50shock
01:10:50in the house
01:10:50and then
01:10:51I'll see you
01:10:51again
01:10:51as
01:10:51I'll see you
01:10:52where
01:10:52comes up
01:10:54and
01:10:54I'll see you
01:10:54bye
01:10:55Bye.
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