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00:16See you next year, three wise men.
00:20Yeah, we're taking this shit down quick.
00:22It's like living in a CVS.
00:23Yeah, man, out with the old.
00:25New year, new Davis Bo Bradley Barrett, the fourth.
00:29Are you good?
00:30Did you brew this with Celsius again?
00:32No, I don't want to go into the new year moping about AJ.
00:34And yes, Bill's going to be back at work soon.
00:36And yes, AJ's going to be all, like, lovey-dovey with him behind closed doors.
00:40But bro's got a plan.
00:41Oh, you're finally going to therapy?
00:42No, I'm just going to keep withdrawing into myself until no emotions can reach me.
00:46Hey, I'm back.
00:46Oh, look who decided to show his face after not responding to our group text for a week.
00:51There was no service to Turks and Caicos.
00:52Yeah, your location was floating over the Atlantic.
00:54It freaked us out.
00:55We thought you drowned.
00:56I wish I had.
00:57I thought a one-on-one vacation with my mom would be a nice way to reflect after my dad
01:01left her.
01:02But all she wanted to do was hook up with the guy who taught the ceviche making class.
01:05It was the worst.
01:07What's this box?
01:08Oh, those are the New Year's classes.
01:09Yeah, we're going to strut into 27 Bond tomorrow night wearing those, looking like a hot new boy band.
01:14Yeah, I'm the sexy one.
01:15No.
01:16I'm the sexy one.
01:17You're the one who's, like, secretly religious.
01:20You're the one who goes bald way too young.
01:21Okay, stop.
01:22I'm sorry, Davis.
01:23I can't make it.
01:23My show opens tomorrow.
01:25And then there's a cast party afterwards, and sadly, there's no plus ones.
01:28And I can't afford 27 Bond.
01:30But here's an idea.
01:31We all rewatch broadcast news while eating Chinese food from Golden Unicorn.
01:36Hey, man.
01:37That sucks.
01:38I can't believe we're not going to be together for New Year's Eve.
01:41You know it's my favorite holiday.
01:42What?
01:42It's famously the worst holiday.
01:44It is a birthday party for the whole world.
01:47That's crazy.
01:48Fine.
01:48You know what?
01:49I'm going to go to 27 Bond alone.
01:51And if I get roofied, it's on both of you.
02:05Do what you feel, because everything's real, because everything's real.
02:22Okay, I'm coming out.
02:26How do I look?
02:27Uh, like you're in your work uniform.
02:30What am I missing?
02:31God damn it.
02:32I really thought some jewelry could step up this basic ass polo.
02:36Oh, the jewelry.
02:37Now I see it.
02:38Yes, it's very nice.
02:40Very elevated.
02:40Don't lie to me.
02:41Ugh, I swore I would never go back to a 9 to 5, but thanks to Kel, I now have
02:46to pay
02:47for an $18,000 jacket that he made me lose.
02:50Every time you say that amount, I'm shocked you're talking about one coat.
02:53That's like an entire Price is Right showcase showdown.
02:56Yeah.
02:58What is it?
02:59Bill just slacked the group.
03:00He is coming back to work tomorrow.
03:03Oh.
03:03Okay.
03:04How are you feeling?
03:05Fine.
03:06Well, I mean, somewhere between fine and dead.
03:08It's weird.
03:09I'm actually more upset that Davis still isn't talking to me.
03:12He made work fun.
03:14Without him, it's just, like, work.
03:16Well, can you blame him for being hurt?
03:18He's in love with you.
03:19What?
03:20Davis?
03:22No.
03:23No, that's crazy.
03:24Sorry.
03:25I thought it was common knowledge because it's so obvious to anyone that's seen him speak
03:29to you.
03:30Abby, we are just friends.
03:31No, if Davis was in love with anybody, it was Bill.
03:35I just have to clear the air.
03:36Perfect.
03:37Well, once you're friends with him again, can you tell him to stop singing in the hallway?
03:41It's deafening.
03:41I can't do that.
03:42That will kill him.
03:44Bye.
03:50Once again, the world punishes me.
03:53When will it ever be my turn?
03:55Well, maybe next year.
03:57Next year, I'll be dead.
04:01Hey, Paula, is everything okay?
04:03No.
04:04Once again, Wes has not been asked to appear on a single live New Year's Eve show.
04:08That's crazy.
04:09There's so many shows, and they're, like, five hours long.
04:12I mean, at this point in his career, the only thing he wants is to be culturally relevant
04:17enough to throw to a performance of Bad Bunny and play a drinking game with Kyle McLaughlin.
04:22I feel like I failed him.
04:25I'll give you some space.
04:33Hey, Kate, got your text.
04:35You said you had a box for me?
04:36Yep, it's all the stuff from your classroom.
04:38Heads up, I used the Lost and Found box, so there might be some AirPods and lip gloss rolling
04:42around the bottom.
04:44Why?
04:44Why are you giving this to me?
04:45I found a permanent replacement to teach your class.
04:48You're free of us.
04:49Happy holidays.
04:50Wait, I'm sorry.
04:51I'm confused.
04:53So I'm just done teaching?
04:54I didn't even get to say goodbye to the girls.
04:56You always knew this was temporary.
04:58And I know you don't want to be a teacher, so I found someone who does.
05:01It's just so abrupt.
05:03Is everything okay?
05:04Are we okay?
05:04Oh, we're great.
05:06We're so, so good.
05:08We reconnected for this job, and now this job is over.
05:11So, goodbye, Kel.
05:23What are you doing?
05:25Kylie, I'm sorry.
05:26I need a break.
05:28This stupid algorithm keeps sending me Austin's antiketamine ad, and I can't focus on folding
05:32sweaters.
05:32Abby, as a woman, I sympathize, but as your manager, I need you to do your job, and your
05:39job is to fold sweaters, and once you get good enough at that, I will promote you to
05:43rearranging sunglasses.
05:45I'm sorry.
05:46You're right.
05:47I'm still getting the hang of working retail.
05:51But I was thinking, if I had more shifts, that might help.
05:55More shifts?
05:56Abby, you're not exactly our star employee.
05:59June has to refold everything you touch, and she's 73.
06:04Please.
06:04I could really, really use the overtime.
06:07Fine.
06:07If you want more hours, you can work a double tomorrow on New Year's Eve.
06:11Thank you, Kylie.
06:12I will not let you down.
06:13We'll see.
06:14You left your headset on when you went to the bathroom earlier.
06:16It was very unpleasant for everyone.
06:22Great meeting.
06:23Good meeting.
06:23Yeah, the answer's still no.
06:29Josh.
06:30Martina, there's been a mistake.
06:31I don't see a meeting with spoiled little shit on my calendar.
06:35Dad, come on.
06:36I just need, like, five minutes.
06:38Okay.
06:39Sure.
06:40I've got a board meeting later.
06:42You can stick around and humiliate me in front of them, too.
06:45Dad, I'm sorry I humiliated you.
06:50What's more, I suck.
06:52I'm ungrateful and a stupid, miserable disappointment.
06:56Now we're getting somewhere.
06:58Bring it home.
06:59Jesus Christ.
07:00You are a titan of industry.
07:01A great father, role model, broadcaster, who looks young enough to be my brother.
07:06And I'll never do anything like that again.
07:09Oh, apology accepted.
07:11Welcome back, son.
07:13How much do you need?
07:14Oh, I don't need your money.
07:16I need something else.
07:18You know Bob Iger, right?
07:32Dear girls, I hope you're having a wonderful break.
07:35You better not be on TikTok too much.
07:38I'm writing to tell you that I won't be joining you in the new year as they found a permanent
07:41replacement.
07:42When we first met, you were unforgiving and, gotta be honest, pretty disrespectful.
07:46But things changed.
07:48You challenged me and reminded me why it's worth showing up, even when it's hard.
07:52I will miss teaching.
07:53You're like the Dashwood sisters.
07:55Smart, adventurous, and suspicious of newcomers.
07:58I won't compare myself to any of the male characters since they're all love interests and that would
08:02be weird.
08:03All the best, Mr. W.
08:07Cal, we're ready for you.
08:09Thank you, Bianca.
08:18Oh, hey.
08:19Good morning.
08:20Is it cool if I join you in here?
08:22Yes, multiple people can do laundry at the same time.
08:26Sorry, I don't know the etiquette.
08:27It's my first time washing my own clothes.
08:31Well, welcome.
08:32Oh, hey.
08:33How was Aspen?
08:33Did you ski?
08:35Tell me you didn't buy a cowboy hat.
08:37Oh, my God.
08:38You did?
08:39You bought a cowboy hat, you tourists?
08:41No, I didn't go to Aspen.
08:43Oh, Bill cheaped out.
08:44You did snow masks.
08:45You can call it Aspen.
08:46I won't tell anyone.
08:47No, Bill took his ex-girlfriend.
08:48They're back together.
08:49He dumped me.
08:51Oh, man.
08:52AJ.
08:53I'm so sorry.
08:54I had no idea.
08:55Yeah, same.
08:57I just fell hard for someone who turns out had little to no real interest in me.
09:05What?
09:07It's just, if the Philadelphia Thirst Monster is thirsty outside of Philly, is she still a Philadelphia Thirst Monster?
09:14Motherfucker!
09:19God, I wish I didn't have to go to work today.
09:21Just take BTO.
09:23My dad works like three months a year.
09:25Never.
09:25I show up to work no matter what.
09:28And I'm getting my first deal tombstone.
09:31Deal tombstone?
09:32They're trophies we give each other for making rich people even richer.
09:36This world.
09:37Well, I hope you'll at least have fun New Year's plans tonight.
09:39No.
09:40No, I hate New Year's.
09:42It's the worst holiday.
09:43I was just saying that.
09:44It's so overhyped.
09:46Exactly.
09:47So tonight, I'm just going to stay in and murder a Danish while watching a Danish murder show.
09:51Yeah.
09:51I was going to do broadcast news and Chinese food.
09:54Though I do love a Danish murder show.
09:57If you like, I could bring my takeout over and we could watch it together.
10:00Maybe you can tell me why women only like watching shows where other women get murdered.
10:03Oh, no, no, no.
10:04We would prefer it if men got murdered, but that just so rarely happens.
10:09All right.
10:10Well, see you tonight.
10:18You didn't start the machine.
10:21So, Mr. Johansson, it looks like you're interested in facelift.
10:25It says here you want to look like Timothee Chalamet.
10:28Exactly.
10:29I want to look like a sexy 26-year-old.
10:31But I also want the results to be extremely subtle.
10:34Hi, I'm so sorry.
10:35I know you're with a patient, but I have to go to rehearsal.
10:38I can't wait anymore.
10:39Kel, this is an active medical consult.
10:41Yes, I know.
10:42Sir, I'm so sorry.
10:43You look great.
10:44I mean, not great.
10:45It's good you're here.
10:45She's the best.
10:46You're going to love your new face.
10:47What do you want?
10:48I'm in a new play on Broadway, and I'm leaving two tickets for Mom and Dad at Will Call for
10:53tonight.
10:53I need you to tell them to come.
10:55Kel, I can't get involved.
10:56Mom has barely forgiven me for getting my ankle tattoo.
10:59Look, they will go if it's from you.
11:02Please.
11:03I just need them to see what I'm doing, and then I'm not some bum.
11:08Fine.
11:09I'll tell them about the show.
11:11But if they yell at me, I'm blocking your number.
11:14I love you, Dr. Washington.
11:16Ew.
11:17Just leave, Kel.
11:20Actually, could you give me his jawline?
11:22Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
11:24Excuse me, excuse me.
11:24Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop.
11:27Oh, no.
11:27You need to work on your functional strength, Abby.
11:29Help, help.
11:31Oh, my God.
11:32No.
11:33Those were my last nice things.
11:35And these are my first.
11:45This is all you're doing, ass!
11:52Hey!
11:55Your feeding is a finable offense.
11:58Yes, you.
11:59The woman making eye contact with me and holding a Sharpie.
12:03We got a runner.
12:15All right, fuckers.
12:17Vacation's over.
12:18In my office.
12:23Bill sucks.
12:25I can't believe I ever wanted him to be best man at my wedding.
12:30He's the worst.
12:31Did AJ tell you he dumped her and took his ex on vacation?
12:40Hey, stop looking at the tombstones.
12:42We have work.
12:43All right.
12:44So, on my trip, I spent a day skiing with my friend, Jimmy.
12:47Sorry, Mr. Beast.
12:48And he offered me $20,000 to go down a double black blindfolded.
12:54I did it, and now he's willing to hear my pitch on Mr. Beast's Feastables buying Hershey.
12:59So, do not plan on leaving the office for the next week.
13:02Oh.
13:04Uh, it's New Year's Eve, and we worked through Christmas Eve.
13:08You know what the job is.
13:09Okay, well, if none of us get a vacation, can we hear about yours?
13:12I follow Catherine on Instagram, and Aspen looked insane.
13:16Yeah, it was fine.
13:17Whatever.
13:18I would kill for a guy to take me on a snowy sleigh ride.
13:21That was the most romantic thing I've ever seen.
13:23I was like, is Bill going to propose?
13:25Yeah, fuck this.
13:27I've worked eight days straight through the holidays.
13:29Dilip and I spent Christmas Eve eating his wife's leftovers.
13:33It was bleak as hell.
13:35It's 11 a.m. on New Year's Eve.
13:36I will see you all on the second, but the rest of this year is for me.
13:40I am taking some fucking PTO.
13:49Someone's a little unhinged this morning, huh?
13:51All right, let's move on.
13:53Update me on Nabisco.
13:56Wait, wait, wait.
13:57I've been asked to be on a New Year's Eve show?
14:00Yep.
14:00Hannah and Paige dropped the ball.
14:02And that's good.
14:03Oh, my God, it's the best one.
14:04Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo are so funny, so current.
14:07You want to be relevant, this is the show to be on.
14:10Yeah, and apparently they asked for you specifically.
14:13No one's ever asked for me specifically.
14:15Incredible.
14:16I knew you would figure this out for me, Paula.
14:20Oh, um, it was...
14:23It was all Paula, Wes.
14:29Now, excuse me.
14:30Someone needs to get their hair system adjusted for their big night.
14:36I don't think I've ever seen him this happy, so thank you, Josh.
14:43No, Paula, thank you.
14:46I mean, I don't know where...
14:48I sense you winding up to something, so shut up and get your puffer out of storage.
14:53We're going to Times Square tonight.
14:55All right, this deal is extremely competitive, so let's knock it out the park.
14:59And I need everyone to step it up and get on my level so we can get all of you
15:03one of these.
15:08Hey, bean's over.
15:10Get out.
15:13It wasn't unhinged.
15:15What?
15:16When you said AJ was acting unhinged, I don't think she was being unhinged.
15:20Actually, I think she was reacting pretty normal for someone whose boss dated them and then dumped them.
15:26Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
15:27Hey, hey, keep your voice down.
15:29Are you crazy?
15:30Yeah, she thought she was dating you, man.
15:32Meanwhile, your beautiful ass is bringing your model girlfriend on vacation.
15:36I'm not talking about this here.
15:37Yeah, you are, because what you did was unhinged.
15:40AJ is amazing, and you're just...
15:42You are just a huge jerk.
15:45Enough.
15:45This isn't about AJ.
15:47You're just mad because she picked me over you, you cuck.
15:52Hey, hey, just get off.
15:54Hey, what are you doing?
15:56I'm fighting you.
15:58Stop it.
15:59I can't.
16:02Fuck, it hurts.
16:03Yo, stop fighting you, you idiot.
16:04Never.
16:05He can't, he can't, that's all.
16:07Hey, hey, hey.
16:09Hey, now you're pissing me off.
16:10Yo.
16:12Fuck, fuck.
16:13Bill.
16:13Stop it.
16:14No, I'm winning.
16:15Hey, I told you to stop.
16:17Bill, Bill.
16:18Enough, enough.
16:19Oh, on your feet.
16:21Come on, man.
16:22You okay?
16:23Yeah.
16:24Okay.
16:26Well, now's a good time to tell you that I've requested a transfer to a different department.
16:30You're not transferring anywhere.
16:31You're fired.
16:33Even better.
16:37Get out.
16:42Thanks for bailing me out of subway jail.
16:44Thank you for buying me hot chocolate, and thank you for my cheesy potatoes.
16:48What the hell is going on with you?
16:49I mean, you're cool, but even you're not cool enough to get away with graffiti in New York.
16:54Nothing's wrong with me.
16:56I'm perfect.
16:57Stupid fucking men are ruining my life.
16:59Austin screwed me over, and then Kel put me in the poorhouse.
17:02Abby, I love you, but this isn't Kel's fault.
17:06Like, at all.
17:08I'm sorry, but you put your career in the hands of a man who plays the didgeridoo unironically.
17:15So what I'm hearing is, it's all Austin's fault.
17:21I know.
17:22I know.
17:23It is my fault.
17:24All of it.
17:26And I made you leave work.
17:27Fuck.
17:28You're one true love.
17:29It's fine.
17:30I took PTO.
17:32Nice.
17:33Meanwhile, I'm taking the last shift at work, and I have to apologize to someone I successfully
17:37gaslit.
17:38So this is Happy New Year?
17:40I guess so.
17:42But I will be thinking of you at midnight when I put fleece socks on a mannequin.
17:45Okay, next year, let's promise to be happier, hotter, and vacationing in Miami.
17:51Don't talk dirty to me, AJ Pasquarelli.
17:53You know how I feel about Miami.
17:56Happy New Year.
17:57I love you.
17:58Happy New Year.
18:15Hey, Abby.
18:15What's up?
18:16Yes, Abby.
18:17What is up?
18:19Thanks, Josh.
18:20You can go.
18:21Okay, but if you need me, I'll be right here, activating my hand warmers for tonight.
18:25Hey, I don't have much time.
18:27Call for my place soon.
18:29Oh.
18:30I just wanted to apologize for the other night.
18:33I had no right to yell at you.
18:35Oh, shit.
18:36What?
18:37The packet broke when I threw it at the wall, and there's, like, hand warmer stuff everywhere.
18:41Oh, God.
18:41I hope this stuff isn't toxic.
18:44Anyway, I...
18:45We're good.
18:47But thank you.
18:49Okay.
18:50Uh, well.
18:52Uh, break a leg tonight?
18:54That's so exciting.
18:56Yeah, yeah.
18:56Uh, there's actually a cast party after, if you're free.
19:00Wait, wait, wait.
19:01You said we couldn't go to that.
19:03I said you couldn't go to that.
19:05It's New York, you know?
19:06List don't apply to people who look like Abby.
19:08People that look like me?
19:10No, no, no.
19:11You know what I mean.
19:12Damn, Cal.
19:13I was just out here trying to apologize, not get head on.
19:19Bye.
19:20Bye, Cal.
19:22I hate how I'm dressed.
19:24I should have worn some sparkles.
19:25I think you look handsome.
19:27Sir, very distinguished, like a thin Santa Claus.
19:30Oh, my God, sir.
19:31It is such an honor to meet you.
19:33Truly, thank you for being here.
19:35God damn it.
19:36I think I'm Steve Martin.
19:37Let's go.
19:38No, Wes, we know it's you.
19:40We're so excited to have you on our show.
19:42We're just huge fans.
19:43Oh, my God.
19:44I'm Josh, by the way.
19:46Big fan of your podcast.
19:48I'm a giggler.
19:49God, they don't have time to shake your mittens, Josh.
19:51Oh, I don't mind.
19:52Give me that mitten.
19:52Anyways, we can't wait to see you out there, Wes.
19:55You're actually doing our favorite bit, Hot Take Yearbook.
19:58Oh, wow.
20:00We just thought you'd want Wes on to, you know, talk about current events or maybe ring a big decorative
20:06bell.
20:06You know, shit like that.
20:07No, that would be really boring television.
20:10But don't worry, it's totally effortless.
20:13Just give your honest opinions on all the pop culture trends of the year.
20:16Yeah, we'll cover Traders, Addison Rae, Housewives, Cola Scola, things like that.
20:21See you out there.
20:23What is a Cola Scola?
20:32Oh, my God.
20:33You missed some crazy shit at work after you left.
20:38Holy shit.
20:40Oh.
20:41It's crazy, but I've always suspected that Bill and Davis were hooking up.
20:50Every time I scroll, there's another video.
20:53Please stop the flood.
20:54Wes, it will be fine.
20:56You're a news anchor.
20:57I'm sure you know pop culture better than you think.
20:59I'll start with the softball.
21:00What's your opinion on La Boo Boo's?
21:02Oh, fuck no.
21:03Paula, call the car.
21:04We're leaving.
21:06Hey, what do you want for dinner?
21:07I'm ordering now.
21:08The dumpling place is a three-hour delivery time.
21:11Get me whatever.
21:12Running late.
21:14You're leaving?
21:16Wes has wanted this forever.
21:17And I humiliated myself to make this happen.
21:20Please don't let it be for nothing.
21:22Okay, this isn't about you.
21:23It's about that man's reputation.
21:26We are going.
21:27No, wait.
21:29Wes, I know people think I'm sanctimonious and annoying.
21:33But guess what?
21:33I am.
21:34I believe in right and wrong because I'm a journalist.
21:38You taught me that.
21:40You go out there and you give them Wes, Dryden.
21:43And I promise that will be enough.
21:48I appreciate that, Josh.
21:50But from the bottom of my heart, you're wrong and sound stupid.
21:55I get that you think that.
21:58But do you trust me?
22:02Wait.
22:03Do you?
22:05I'm thinking.
22:07Oh, my God.
22:13Dale!
22:14Hey, over here!
22:15Dude!
22:16That was insane!
22:19I loved it so much, I bought all the merch.
22:22Thank you so much for coming, Davey.
22:24And I'm sorry I can't go out later.
22:26Oh, no, no, no.
22:26It's fine.
22:27I'm not even in the mood for that anymore.
22:29Oh, my God.
22:29What happened to your eye?
22:30Oh, got into a fight.
22:31Don't worry about it.
22:32But I won.
22:33Big time.
22:33Okay.
22:34I have a lot more questions.
22:36Actually, just give me one second.
22:37Hey, Bianca, did my parents pick up the tickets from local?
22:40I don't think they did.
22:43Shit.
22:44Sorry, buddy.
22:45Mr. Washington!
22:46That was so good!
22:48Girls, what are you doing here?
22:49I thought you were on vacation.
22:50Yeah, a vacation you ruined with your cringe email saying that you're not our teacher anymore.
22:54Okay, hey, it wasn't cringe.
22:55I poured my heart into that email.
22:57Yeah, exactly.
22:59Gross.
22:59Point is, we got our parents to come back early so we can see your play.
23:02It was Marina's idea.
23:04She's in love with you.
23:05No, that's not true.
23:06I said I loved him as a teacher, Sarah.
23:09And I loved having you as students.
23:11Come here.
23:12Okay.
23:13Oh, you softies.
23:19Oh, so, can you buy us alcohol?
23:23No, stop.
23:24This is great.
23:25You're like Gru with his kids.
23:27Can you buy us some alcohol?
23:28No.
23:29Welcome back to the show.
23:30We're joined now by pop icon Ashanti.
23:33Hey, what's up, what's up?
23:35And news icon Wes Dryden.
23:38Hello, I'm Mara.
23:40You have a wonderful name.
23:42I spent time with the Ashanti people in West Africa.
23:46Oh, God, this better work.
23:48This thing goes right to teleprompter, right?
23:50Trust me.
23:50I don't know if it's pop culture, but the most significant moment of my year is when I put together
23:55that flash mob for Nelly's birthday.
23:57Love you, babe.
23:58No, that TikTok seriously made me cry.
24:01Okay, Wes, now your turn.
24:02What was your most significant pop culture moment of the year?
24:06Oh, uh, uh, the Rizzler on Batman.
24:10Okay.
24:11Jesus Christ, Josh, do something.
24:13Um, what song would you pick from this year to replace the classic New Year song, Old Lang Syne?
24:21Oh, I got this.
24:22Okay, I am holding out for Ariana Grande to give me the New Year's Eve banger I deserve.
24:28So true.
24:29Wes, and you?
24:30Oh, um.
24:32Look at the prompter.
24:33Um.
24:34Look at the prompter.
24:35Um.
24:35Look at the prompter!
24:39Well, I guess I'd ask why it needs to be replaced.
24:44Maybe things that are old shouldn't be cast aside so soon.
24:49Old Lang Syne first came about during World War I.
24:53Soldiers would sing it in the trenches.
24:56It became a tradition associated with remembrance, and each year we sing it.
25:03It connects us to our past.
25:05Damn, Wes, you almost fell asleep while you were talking, but you landed that.
25:09You have so much to share with us.
25:11Thank you, Michelle.
25:12Speaking of which, I've been dying to know, what was New Year's Eve like in New York's glory days?
25:18Yeah, what was that, the 50s and 60s?
25:20No, Hannah, I'm not that old, but what I will say is if you can remember New York's glory days,
25:28you didn't have very good cocaine.
25:32Not that I would know.
25:34Oh, my God, he did it!
25:37Oh, God.
25:40Great job.
25:44Where are you?
25:47Oh, go on your date.
25:49It's fine.
25:50Really?
25:50As a journalist, I feel it's important.
25:53Okay, get the hell out of here.
25:57Happy New Year.
26:07You folded that terribly.
26:10Vanessa?
26:11What?
26:12What are you doing here?
26:13Well, I had to see if it was true.
26:16If Abby Chillicurry, once the promising young assistant to the best celebrity stylist in New York, was really working retail.
26:25Well, now you know.
26:27How did you find out?
26:28My pedicurist came in here to get a Minions t-shirt for her dog, and she saw you in here.
26:33And then I asked my Dumas spies to verify.
26:36Because, well, it's embarrassing.
26:38Is that what you came here to say?
26:39Because I know it's humiliating.
26:42And clearly I shouldn't have left you.
26:43It was dishonest, and I wasn't ready.
26:47No, you weren't.
26:49You were blindly ambitious and impatient.
26:52And yet, still better than any assistant I've hired since.
26:59Really?
26:59Yeah, everyone else is lazy and has to tell me about their personal problems.
27:03It's like, I don't care about your gut health, Hadley.
27:05Please.
27:05So, if you're smart enough to never cross me again, I will rehire you on a trial basis.
27:14Oh my God.
27:15Seriously?
27:16Yeah.
27:17Vanessa!
27:17Vanessa, thank you!
27:19Okay.
27:21Sorry.
27:21It's okay.
27:22Oh, this is soft.
27:25Steal this for me and bring it into the office tomorrow.
27:31Yes!
27:37Abby, you came!
27:39Of course.
27:42Congratulations.
27:43I mean, how was the show?
27:44It was incredible.
27:46Yeah?
27:46And your timing is perfect.
27:48Can I ask you something as a friend?
27:50Mm-hmm.
27:51How do I look right now?
27:53Be honest.
27:54Yeah, you look amazing.
27:56Yeah?
27:56Mm-hmm.
27:58Okay, because there's this girl on the show.
28:01I think she's really cute.
28:02And we've been, you know, kind of talking a little bit.
28:05No, seriously.
28:07You look amazing.
28:08Okay.
28:08Yeah, you should totally go talk to me, though.
28:10Okay.
28:10I'll be right back.
28:11I just need to make sure Bianca doesn't leave.
28:13One second.
28:14Golos!
28:18You're welcome.
28:20You're welcome.
28:21Thanks.
28:22Of course.
28:23It's a lot.
28:24I hope you like tequila sodas because I pay that.
28:27Oh, God.
28:29It's fine.
28:30But you're the only person I drink a tequila soda for.
28:32It's like...
28:33It's like...
28:34It's like...
28:35Oh, God.
28:37It's like...
28:37Oh!
28:39Oh!
28:39Oh!
28:44Well, it took you long enough.
28:46Davis.
28:48Hey.
28:49What are you doing here?
28:52This is for you.
28:54My deal, Tombstone.
28:56You made that deal happen.
28:57You earned it.
29:01Happy New Year.
29:02Davis, wait.
29:04Did you get fired?
29:06Yeah.
29:07Yeah, I think so.
29:11Why did you fight Bill?
29:15Uh, I, uh,
29:21I didn't like how he treated you.
29:23And I didn't think he should get away with it.
29:31Do you like me?
29:34Uh,
29:39I do.
29:43Well, I appreciate it.
29:57I'll be the moon when the sun goes down, just to let you know that I'm still around.
30:07Oh, that's how strong you love me, darling.
30:12That's how strong I love you, baby.
30:16That's how strong I love you, oh.
30:20That's how strong I love you.
30:25I'll be the ocean so deep and wide.
30:29And catch all the tears whenever you cry.
30:34I'll be the breeze after the storm is gone.
30:37To dry you out and love you all.
30:40Oh, that's how strong I love you, baby.
30:47That's how strong I love you, baby.
30:51That's how strong I love you.
30:54Go to bed.
30:55That's how strong I love you, baby.
30:56That's how strong I love you, baby.
30:59That's how strong I love you, baby.
30:59That's how strong I love you, baby.
31:00That's how strong I love you, baby.
31:00That's how strong I love you, baby.
31:01That's how strong I love you, baby.
31:01That's how strong I love you, baby.
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