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¡Hoyo en uno! La reconquista del rey del golf serie completa
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00:00:01Every golfer knows this model.
00:00:03Ball in the water, career on the line.
00:00:06But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:13Oh shit!
00:00:37Holy! I can take that back!
00:00:40Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:00:44Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:48Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:52You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:00:57How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:00:59Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor. I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:03Mr. Woods, the doctor just called. Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:07Ambiotic fluid embolism. Her blood pressure's dropping. I'm so sorry.
00:01:13I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:21I'm sorry. We saved your daughter. But your wife, there's nothing more we can do.
00:01:28Claire, my wife.
00:01:29Yes.
00:01:32No, come on.
00:01:34What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:36Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:01:46To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:53No matter what happens, we'll always love you. Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:00Now go get him, Lion. I'll see you after the game.
00:02:15I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you. I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have
00:02:22been by your side. I promised. I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:36Hey. Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:40Are you sure? If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties. Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:04Nice shot. Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:09We look just like the pros.
00:03:10Hey, buddy. Go fetch my ball.
00:03:14Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:23There you go. Now I'm paying you. Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:29You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:35That's enough.
00:03:47Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly. This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:53Come on, Mia. Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:03:59You're really gonna risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:09Let me handle it.
00:04:14See? Even the help knows its place.
00:04:16Go to trash. Do anything for a buck.
00:04:18Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:20I bet he will.
00:04:21I bet he will.
00:04:37Your form is sloppy.
00:04:40Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:46Throw them out.
00:04:50Hey, don't touch me! Hey!
00:04:54Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:00Yeah. I could have done better. I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:04He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole. Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:10Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the US Open?
00:05:15Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:19I'm sorry. I don't play golf. I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:26I see real talent in you. Don't waste it.
00:05:30It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:47Hey, Bobby. Thought about what I said last time. You know, making a comeback.
00:05:53I'm sorry, Gabe. I already told you my answer. I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow
00:06:00up.
00:06:07Gabriel, I already told you. I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:11Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:13You need to come to the school now.
00:06:24What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:30Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:32Hey!
00:06:37You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:41Oh, God. It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:45What a small world.
00:06:47My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:50He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:52That's enough. Settle down, girls.
00:06:55Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious Arts Academy for gifted young children.
00:07:01Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:06But you're too poor. Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:09Yeah. Guess what?
00:07:11Tuition, 70k a year.
00:07:14And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:18So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:23Daddy is 70 grand a lot. I don't need it. I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:33I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter. But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:41This kid is obviously a bully. And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot. And you
00:07:47let it happen.
00:07:48Hey, kids will fight. I can't stop that.
00:07:52Then you suspend her.
00:07:55I...
00:07:55Hey.
00:08:06Look, you piece of trash. There is 10k. Forget about art school. Art and golf, the finer things in life
00:08:16are for the wealthy.
00:08:18It's not my fault. You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:27Come on, Angel. Get your stuff. Let's go.
00:08:31See? I told you so.
00:08:33Wait. Mr. Smith. About that donation.
00:08:37Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week, I'll be forced to give the spot
00:08:43to Rosa. I'm sorry.
00:08:50Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:51No. I'm sorry, Daddy. I'll give my spot to Rosa. I'll be a good kid. I don't want to cause
00:09:00you any trouble.
00:09:02No, sweetie. I'm sorry. And don't worry. Your daddy's not gonna let that brat take your spot.
00:09:14I've buried the man I used to be. But now my daughter needs him. It's time to bring the lion
00:09:20back.
00:09:36Gabriel. Get my clubs. I'm back.
00:10:01Sis, qualifying match next week. Woo! I'm gonna destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:10Jake, you're our best shot. With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's
00:10:14boss.
00:10:15They've been trying to buy us out for years now. And if it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ,
00:10:19Kane, I would've...
00:10:20Jake is young and talented. Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:23It's a shame the legendary golfer, Lion, retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:28If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:32Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:10:36Didn't you want to marry him too?
00:10:38What? Shut up.
00:10:40Two yards.
00:10:44What?
00:10:49What do you mean two yards?
00:10:51His grip's weak. Ball's gonna fade. Two yards to the right.
00:10:56Shut up, dude. You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in. Why don't you quit playing coach and get
00:11:01back to your real job?
00:11:02I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:04Ignore him, okay? Jake's always been a straight shooter. He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:11:11You guys really don't see this?
00:11:13I guess that makes sense.
00:11:15This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:19Well, tell me.
00:11:21What do you see?
00:11:292.13 yards to be exact.
00:11:32And he needs to finish his rotation. If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:36Jake is a pro golfer.
00:11:38He just got his PGA Tour card this year. What do you know?
00:11:41How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:44You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:11:52Hey, it's free advice. Take it or leave it.
00:11:54But we can't even think about qualifiers because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:142.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:22Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:24Nothing. What's up with you guys? So distracted I hooked it right.
00:12:27Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:30This... Oh my god.
00:12:34Come on, man.
00:12:36Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're gonna hurt yourself.
00:12:40No, man, let go. You're just a useless groundskeeper.
00:12:43You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:46Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:12:49I was right. He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:52Jake, our golf club depends on you. Please get your wrist checked. It'll just take a moment.
00:12:56Oh, Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right? This guy's a rookie.
00:13:01Or, he could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:13:04I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before calls.
00:13:06No. No.
00:13:07I believe him. And he makes a good point.
00:13:11He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:14Seriously?
00:13:16He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:19Yeah, he's a guy pretty full of himself. A guy who's never swung a golf club.
00:13:22I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:38Who's this asshole?
00:13:39Tyler Carter. Younger brother of Kane Carter, you know. Most recent world champion.
00:13:45And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:51It's all on the wrist, baby.
00:13:57Ready?
00:14:02It's always here to start shit.
00:14:04Yeah.
00:14:04Got it.
00:14:04Oh, good job, baby.
00:14:07Oh my gosh.
00:14:10Look who it is.
00:14:13Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:16Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:18Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:20You're not welcome here.
00:14:22Leave.
00:14:25Oh.
00:14:26Is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:28Is that the best August you've got nowadays?
00:14:30You watch your fucking mouth. How about that?
00:14:32Me, uh...
00:14:34Dreaming of trophies?
00:14:35When your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:39God.
00:14:40It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:44Look.
00:14:45We both know you're not gonna win.
00:14:47It's just not possible.
00:14:48Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:50You sign over August to me,
00:14:52and I'll give you a fat payout.
00:14:55We can all go home happy.
00:14:58All you gotta do is sign the deal. It's all yours, baby.
00:15:02Never.
00:15:05August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:08My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:10Okay. Option two.
00:15:13You put this on.
00:15:16You show me a good time tonight.
00:15:18I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:20Fuck you, man. Fuck you!
00:15:22You and me, let's go at it. Sudden death match.
00:15:25Lose our backside of the quals tomorrow.
00:15:30So the puppy's not a wimp.
00:15:33He's an idiot.
00:15:35Fine. But you better not be all bark.
00:15:38You better have some bite to you, boy.
00:15:44Ready?
00:15:48Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:50Fuck off, man. Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:15:53You need to go mow the lawn or something?
00:15:55He's provoked you, okay? You're too emotional now.
00:15:57And you haven't fixed your swing yet. You won't win.
00:16:00Shut up. You're a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:03You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:06Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:16:20You see that?
00:16:223.02 yards, mid fairway.
00:16:25Man, you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:28Show him, Jake.
00:16:31That stance. It's too low.
00:16:35That ball's going off course.
00:16:37What did you just say?
00:16:38I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:40Will you quit the yapping?
00:16:41You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:16:44I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:16:46Don't backseat it.
00:16:57Hopeless. What an idiot.
00:17:00Oh my gosh.
00:17:022.13 in the rough?
00:17:05Oh my god, my granny could swing harder than that, dude.
00:17:11Woo!
00:17:24If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:17:28Time for a little help.
00:17:32What, Graham? What the fuck are you doing with that rock?
00:17:34You better not mess with Jake. This is serious.
00:17:37Okay, guys, whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:17:55Holy shit.
00:17:58Let's go!
00:17:59That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:18:01Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:18:03A rock can't change the club angle.
00:18:04Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier, Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:18:09Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:18:11Remember, fortune favors the bowl.
00:18:24Guys, Jake's ahead. With that perfect lie, we might just win this thing.
00:18:28Come on, Jake. You gotta pull through.
00:18:35Thanks, doll.
00:18:41Ready or not, here I come!
00:18:46Hey!
00:18:47Shit!
00:18:49Should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:18:52He was standing right here. You knew that. You did that on purpose. It's against the rules.
00:18:57I thought we were playing a friendly match. Doing this casual. There's no need for rules.
00:19:02I hope you learned your lesson, bud. There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:19:07Whatever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:19:13A torn ligament? Must have been strained for a long time.
00:19:18Everything Bobby said came true.
00:19:20Who is he, really?
00:19:22Okay, you can't play like this. I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:19:25No, I can't keep going. I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:19:30Jake.
00:19:32August Golf Club, it's the last thing Mom left us. I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:19:41It's not too late to tap out, sweetie. If I find you in my bed tonight naked, I might let
00:19:46you keep your club.
00:19:47What the fuck did you say? Watch this bitch.
00:19:54Is that the best you got? I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:20:09Jake's already three strokes in. He needs to put the ball in the hole to win, but his wrist...
00:20:13Will you stop?
00:20:15As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:20:17No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:20:23You're still powering through?
00:20:25Why don't I help you with that?
00:20:29That's enough!
00:20:36I'll take it from here.
00:20:39Will you back off?
00:20:41This is a gentleman's sport. Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:20:45Jake, that's enough. Step down.
00:20:47If you keep playing, you might never play again. Let Bobby take over.
00:20:53Are you serious right now, Mia? You're gonna send your little gardener after me?
00:20:59Why?
00:21:01Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:05You got some balls. I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:21:10You better not let it get into your head.
00:21:16This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:21:27This is the most prestigious golf club in America. And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:21:35Just look at yourself. Covered in filth. Carrying around a burden. You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:21:46Excuse me, sir?
00:21:48Don't mind him. He's an asshole.
00:21:51I'm Mia.
00:21:52I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:21:56And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter, I'd be happy to help.
00:22:18Is that your wife? You should have brought her with you. I bet she'd be as good as a golf
00:22:22hole.
00:22:24A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole? The only hole you'll make is your wife's.
00:22:33That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:22:38front of her grave.
00:22:39I'm begging. The only one begging is going to be you, pal. Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:22:45You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:22:48And losers gotta get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog. Deal. You better keep your
00:22:57word.
00:23:11This guy's putting on a blindfold. Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:23:14We're screwed. This groundskeeper's gonna ruin it for August.
00:23:18You know, wind speed, five miles an hour. Humidity, 60%. Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:23:35Please clear the water.
00:23:37Forget about the hole. You won't even make it over the water. I win.
00:23:55What the fuck?
00:23:58Is he about to perform a miracle? There's no way. It's a trick shot. You can't control where it lands.
00:24:08What the fuck?
00:24:11I skipped it in the hole. But how? It's a miracle. Am I dreaming? Did we actually beat the Gold
00:24:18Hills bastards?
00:24:19This is impossible. There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:24:24Impossible? That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:24:28No. Only a legend like Lion can make that shot. Even Kane.
00:24:33Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:41Is he?
00:24:43A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:24:45Who are you?
00:24:50Who are you?
00:24:51Me?
00:24:52I'm a nobody.
00:24:53I'm a gardener.
00:24:54Who just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:24:56I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:24:59Yes, of course. You just saved August Golf Club. We, of course, will welcome you.
00:25:04Mia, this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:25:08Can't leave it with this guy.
00:25:09Bobby doesn't even have any competitive experience. I mean, Mia, please. We should reconsider.
00:25:13Was this shot just not proof of his skill? I mean...
00:25:16How do we even know if he was blindfolded? If he was really that talented, why would he be slumming
00:25:20at August Golf Club?
00:25:21All the things he could be doing.
00:25:23Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier, we'd be laughed out.
00:25:27Okay, silence, all of you. I believe in Bobby. And he's our only hope now.
00:25:33Hey, Bobby. I got cash. Hot babes. You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club. I got anything you could
00:25:41ever want.
00:25:43I can't pay you cash or an advancement. But I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf
00:25:49Club. If you'll still have us.
00:25:51I heard golf clubs going bankrupt, dude. Every check you get is going to bounce. Come on. Don't be stupid.
00:25:58Just give me the word. It's all yours.
00:26:05Tuition, 70k a year.
00:26:14I just mowed the lawn. I don't need much in life.
00:26:22I'll represent August in the qualifications next week.
00:26:25My heart's racing. What's going on?
00:26:29You old bastard. You're gonna regret this.
00:26:34Hey! Aren't you forgetting something?
00:26:36What are you talking about?
00:26:37Our bet. You're forfeiting, right?
00:26:40My brother. Kane Carter. He's the grand champ.
00:26:44Your little amateur ass. Are you sure you want this?
00:26:47It doesn't matter who it is.
00:26:49A bet's a bet.
00:26:55Baby, help!
00:26:56You bastard! You're gonna regret this!
00:26:59Men honor their words.
00:27:01Dogs run with their tails tucked between their legs.
00:27:04What are you, little boy?
00:27:05You motherfucker!
00:27:07Mark my words!
00:27:08You motherfuckers are gonna regret this.
00:27:11Come on, girls.
00:27:21You lost to a ground speaker?
00:27:24A loser who picks up balls?
00:27:27It was a fluke.
00:27:29If you just give me another chance, I'll do...
00:27:32Useless!
00:27:33The Golden Hill Club does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:27:36You better not film me again in the qualification match.
00:27:48I don't know, the golf's always been in my family.
00:27:52But...
00:27:53It wasn't until the legendary lion that I really took notice.
00:27:57Kibli's been retired for six years already.
00:28:00You still think about him?
00:28:06I don't know.
00:28:08Do you want me to still think about him?
00:28:26Come on.
00:28:28Come on, where?
00:28:29We're leaving.
00:28:33You're drunk.
00:28:35I'm taking you home.
00:28:37Party pooper.
00:28:40Such a gentleman.
00:28:44I'm so thirsty.
00:28:46I'll get you some water.
00:28:49You want me too.
00:28:51You're busted?
00:28:55Oh!
00:29:00To be went on.
00:29:03Do I have a drink?
00:29:05Here's my coffee.
00:29:06Now, in my hotel...
00:29:07I'm home, this is your day.
00:29:11I
00:29:11Did the work and it's all for me I've been dropping, no compromising
00:29:18I'm right where I'm meant to be
00:29:29Mia, you're drunk. Are you sure this is what you want?
00:30:02Mm-hmm
00:30:10I had a little bun last night
00:30:16I had fun too, a lot of fun
00:30:24Good afternoon
00:30:25My name is Joanna Wilson
00:30:28Vice President of the USGA
00:30:31On behalf of the Gophers Association, I'd like to welcome you all to the US Open Press Conference
00:30:4250 players with the top all-time rankings will be exempt from the local qualifying round
00:30:48But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings with something special
00:30:55This AI-powered Gophers can scan your swing ID and match to your rank
00:31:02Now, who's up first?
00:31:07Matches to our all-time high rank, right? I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going
00:31:18Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills? Got nothing to be ashamed of
00:31:21Yeah, we're all pros here
00:31:23You think you'll beat us all?
00:31:25Be my guest
00:31:27Okay
00:31:28Literally, don't fuck this up for a measure of that, probably
00:31:41Yeah
00:31:46Nice man, looks like we're locked in
00:31:48Absolutely we are
00:31:49It's done
00:31:50Enough wasting my time
00:31:51By the way
00:31:53Only reason I let you two go first
00:31:55So that everybody here is aware of how under-ranked you are
00:32:03This is a press conference, not a dumpster
00:32:06What are you doing here?
00:32:08You're an amateur, buddy
00:32:09You're gonna embarrass yourself over here
00:32:11Well, I guess we'll just see about that
00:32:14Okay
00:32:16Okay
00:32:17Sit back
00:32:19You'll see my rank
00:32:21Hey, get this
00:32:22I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel
00:32:56He's 15
00:32:57Every member of Golden Hills is a total beast
00:32:59Pretty much
00:33:00Don't cry though
00:33:01It's okay
00:33:03You may lose to me
00:33:04But
00:33:04All of you
00:33:06Are better than him
00:33:08You know it's sad, Mia
00:33:10The best you got is dead last
00:33:11You know what Tyler, shut up
00:33:13August is not gonna be dead last
00:33:15Yeah
00:33:15Just mark my words
00:33:16Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy
00:33:18He's ranked 15th
00:33:20He's a nobody
00:33:22Wow
00:33:23That's something coming from the Gardner
00:33:25Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the US?
00:33:29Gardner?
00:33:30The August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper to the US Open
00:33:33What the hell?
00:33:34Yeah, she sure did
00:33:35I think he should be disqualified
00:33:36All in favor, raise your hand
00:33:41Golfers are forged from hard work and talent
00:33:44Everyone deserves a shot
00:33:45The only insult here is your elitist attitude
00:33:48That's cute
00:33:48August Golf Course owner crashed the press conference to throw a tantrum
00:33:52And she did
00:33:53Golf Club on the verge of going bankrupt
00:33:56Okay, that is not what is happening here
00:34:13Trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash
00:34:19I'm gonna knock you off your high horse
00:34:23What do you think you're doing?
00:34:25Ice here kid
00:34:25You're not gonna want to miss this
00:34:34This is my rating
00:34:53Six years ago you retired
00:34:55Vanished without a trace
00:34:59Only leaving behind your legacy
00:35:04Talented golfers
00:35:05Right come and gone
00:35:07Kane was crowned the new king of golf
00:35:10He's nothing compared to you and your peak
00:35:13Mr. Hale, you have to see this
00:35:16We got a ping on the golden scanner
00:35:18The all time number one
00:35:23I guess he couldn't wait
00:35:26To celebrate your comeback
00:35:29I'm gonna return all your trophies to you
00:35:33Take these, let's go
00:35:34The champ!
00:35:39What?
00:35:40Why is his ranking locked?
00:35:42According to the Govers Association rules
00:35:44Only the top 10 golfers in the nation have their rank locked
00:35:48That means he's one of the top 10 golfers in the US
00:35:51No, that can't be right
00:35:53Well, there you have it folks
00:35:55Cold hard facts
00:35:56I guess the whole world's gonna know
00:35:58That the Golden Hills Country Club is all bark
00:36:01And no bites
00:36:05Quickly, to the press conference
00:36:06And bring the trophies
00:36:08All of them
00:36:09I want the world to know
00:36:12That the Roaring Lion has returned
00:36:17Wait
00:36:18There's an explanation for this
00:36:20He's not a pro golfer
00:36:21So he's probably not even registered
00:36:23Yeah, that explains it
00:36:24How would a failing club like the August
00:36:26Have a top 10 player with him?
00:36:28Well, if I'm just an amateur
00:36:30And you lost to me
00:36:32What does that make you?
00:36:34You're getting pretty cocky over there, buddy
00:36:36You know the Golden Hills created this AI system
00:36:39We have the right to unlock it
00:36:40If you get on your knees right now
00:36:42I might let you go
00:36:44Don't take my generosity for granted
00:36:46Well, go ahead, unlock it
00:36:48I'm not gonna stop you from humiliating yourself
00:36:51Go, boys
00:36:54You're gonna regret that
00:36:55Get ready, folks
00:36:56This little clown's about to give us a strip show
00:37:08What?
00:37:10He's not just in the top 10
00:37:12He's the best in the country?
00:37:14That means
00:37:15He's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane
00:37:18How?
00:37:20Could it be?
00:37:23No, that can't be right
00:37:25There's gotta be a glitch in the system
00:37:27He's got a point
00:37:28Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:37:31No way
00:37:32Thank goodness
00:37:33You almost ruined our association's reputation
00:37:36You just had one lucky stroke
00:37:38You thought you could fool me, you little bitch
00:37:40This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you
00:37:43Boys, get them out of here
00:37:44That's not up to you
00:37:46That's up to the Golfers Association
00:37:49Miss Wilson, as the vice president of the association
00:37:52There has to be a rule against this discrimination
00:37:55Tyler, should I throw out the riff-raff?
00:37:58I knew you, making you my VP was the best decision I could make
00:38:06You're on their side?
00:38:07Oh, don't act shocked
00:38:09It's called networking, sweetheart
00:38:10I know your little backwater club don't even know what that is
00:38:15I think we should get them out of here
00:38:17An unranked opportunist like yourself
00:38:20Doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler
00:38:24On behalf of the Golfers Association
00:38:27I'm revoking your entry into the US Open
00:38:30You bastards
00:38:31I'm reporting you to the president of the association
00:38:34Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism
00:38:37The chairman?
00:38:38That old man is busy drinking tea in his office
00:38:41Don't bother him with your petty drama
00:38:44Empetism's a big word for you, ma'am
00:38:46You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:38:50He's got better things to do, sweetheart
00:38:52Boys, get them out of here
00:38:54I'm sick of seeing their faces
00:38:55Make sure they're gone, I don't want them crawling back
00:38:58This is my turn!
00:39:04This is my turn!
00:39:11Hands off!
00:39:16That's the bus the chairman had custom made for Lyon
00:39:19No one's ever seen it
00:39:20Why did he bring it today?
00:39:22The Riders, President's Cup, Masters, the Open, the PGA Tour
00:39:27They're all Grand Slam trophies and there's multiple?
00:39:30Mr. Chairman, what are you doing here?
00:39:34I'm here to remind everyone that the Open is run by the Golfers Association
00:39:41Not Golden Hills
00:39:43Mr. Chairman, these two crashed the press conference
00:39:47I'm just throwing out the trash
00:39:49The trash?
00:39:53How dare you?
00:39:55Do you have no idea who he is?
00:39:58Are you serious right now?
00:40:00You're forgetting who makes your paychecks
00:40:03Oh my goodness
00:40:05Who gave you permission to speak?
00:40:08He is the top ranked golfer
00:40:11Mr. Hale, there's a bug in the system
00:40:15He's not even in the rankings
00:40:17He's a nobody
00:40:18A nobody!
00:40:19So all these trophies he won mean nothing to you?
00:40:24All these trophies belong to him
00:40:27That's impossible
00:40:28He's done the impossible
00:40:30Time and time again
00:40:32All these trophies belong to him and to him alone
00:40:36He is the legendary golfer
00:40:44The legendary golfer!
00:40:46Sir!
00:40:48I need to talk to you
00:40:50In private
00:40:53What is he hiding from me?
00:40:57Look
00:40:59I'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret
00:41:02Eleanor's still young
00:41:04And I don't want the press hounding her
00:41:07I am so sorry, Claire, I wasn't there for you
00:41:11I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side
00:41:16I promise
00:41:18I will not do the same thing to our daughter
00:41:24I've been waiting for this moment for so long
00:41:26I understand
00:41:29I can keep your secret
00:41:31Thanks
00:41:32Here we go
00:41:38After a thorough review
00:41:39We have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system
00:41:46Since we cannot guarantee ranks
00:41:49All golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier
00:41:53And then immediately go into the final qualifier
00:41:58Everyone except Tyler Carter
00:42:01Everyone except Tyler Carter
00:42:07What?
00:42:08I'm the highest ranked person here
00:42:10We don't need some AI system to prove that
00:42:12And you have no right to disqualify me
00:42:15I am the president of the Golf Association
00:42:17And the host of the US Open
00:42:21I do have that right
00:42:22You old bastard
00:42:23You're making a mistake making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club
00:42:27Over this nobody?
00:42:28Enough!
00:42:30You and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society
00:42:33For far too long
00:42:35You have no authority here
00:42:39Take them out of this better
00:42:41You can't do this
00:42:42You reckless bastard
00:42:44As for you
00:42:47The Golf Association has no room for a Golden Hills simpering lapdog
00:42:53You're fired
00:42:54You can't fire me
00:42:56I am the vice president
00:42:58You can't fucking fire me you batsman
00:43:04I have heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neural chip implant
00:43:10Now this gives their golfers expert calculations
00:43:15Just watch out
00:43:16I wouldn't worry about that
00:43:17I chose to come back
00:43:19I'm ready for anything
00:43:22Come what may
00:43:36Alright
00:43:36You can open your eyes
00:43:45So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday?
00:43:48I don't know
00:43:50But I do know that I'm gonna love it because it's a present from daddy
00:43:59Daddy, is this all for me?
00:44:02It's just like my journal
00:44:03Yep, it's all yours sweetie
00:44:09Oh, I can't forget this
00:44:11Oh, I can't forget this
00:44:17Perfect
00:44:19My princess, may I have the first dance?
00:44:23Yes
00:44:43Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:44:49Why it's you, my pretty little princess Eleanor
00:44:52Wait, daddy, I've got you a present
00:44:56Shhh
00:44:56This is my lucky bracelet
00:44:58I made it at school
00:45:00Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen
00:45:04Daddy, you're gonna be the bestest golf player ever
00:45:08I'll be cheering for you
00:45:09And I know mommy will too
00:45:11I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me, so I didn't tell her about the match
00:45:15But it looks like she knew all along
00:45:18Thank you sweetie
00:45:21I promise, I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted
00:45:30Welcome everybody to the final qualifying round for the U.S. Open
00:45:33Which is also known as, golf's longest day
00:45:37Today's gonna be a 36 hole round, which means only the top 50 players will advance to the final round
00:45:42So?
00:45:43Good luck!
00:45:44Yeah!
00:45:46Let's do this!
00:46:06Whoa!
00:46:07Oh dear, whoa!
00:46:08Jim, that was incredible
00:46:27Oh my god!
00:46:31You saved me!
00:46:32You won
00:46:33We won
00:46:35Dinner's on me tonight guys, we've gotta celebrate
00:46:37Let's party, drink it up, you know, come on!
00:46:40Oh, wait, Jake, we have dinner with Dad tonight, remember?
00:46:43No, disgusting. He just wants you there.
00:46:46He's trying to marry you off to that stupid piece of shit, Henry.
00:46:49I bet he's going to be there tonight, too.
00:46:51Yeah, I know, and I've had enough.
00:46:54It's time I end this.
00:47:03Lion, you've finally returned.
00:47:11For the past six years, I've torn through the competition,
00:47:14but those old-timers still insist that it is because you paved the way.
00:47:19No matter how many titles I win, your legacy hangs over my head,
00:47:23hangs over every single trophy, like a thorn digging deeper into my side.
00:47:27But I'll perute myself.
00:47:33When I'm implanted with this chip, everyone will be forced to know the truth
00:47:37that I am the greatest golfer in the world.
00:47:42I agreed to help me eschew off that trust fund brat
00:47:45by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight.
00:47:58Hi, I'm Bobby. It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:48:02God, Mid, you just drag any bum off the street.
00:48:05You dare show your face here?
00:48:08Dad, you be nice.
00:48:09This is the hero I told you about that saved our golf club?
00:48:31Everyone, this is Henry Hale.
00:48:35This is Henry Hale.
00:48:36This is Henry Hale, his father is the president of the Golfers Association.
00:48:39Golf is in their blood.
00:48:42Just the type of family that my daughter should marry into.
00:48:50Henry, is it?
00:48:52Yep.
00:48:53Mia's told me so much about you.
00:48:55You're Gabriel's kid.
00:48:56You act nothing like him.
00:48:57What would you know about my father?
00:48:59Nothing.
00:49:00He's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course.
00:49:07Mia, are you serious?
00:49:09You brought the help home?
00:49:12So humiliating.
00:49:14Yeah.
00:49:15What is he doing here?
00:49:17To shine Henry's shoes?
00:49:21Oh, Mia has good taste.
00:49:23I'm sure she'll know if someone's right for her.
00:49:25Watch it, yard boy.
00:49:27His father runs a US Open.
00:49:29With one phone call, he can have you disqualified.
00:49:33Everybody, let's not waste our time on this loser.
00:49:35Our food's getting cold.
00:49:37Let's go eat.
00:49:42Here, please.
00:49:43Allow me.
00:49:51Oh, that reminds me, Mr. Collins.
00:49:54You have to try one of these.
00:49:55I just had him clone in from Cuba today.
00:49:58Really good Arbanos.
00:49:59Oh, now we're talking real Cuban, huh?
00:50:03Mm-hmm.
00:50:06There you go.
00:50:08Excellent taste, young man.
00:50:12Okay, can we not smoke at the table, please?
00:50:16I got a beer.
00:50:17Yeah, real mature.
00:50:21We should truly try this meal.
00:50:23Our chef needs special.
00:50:35I'm sorry, man.
00:50:36I mistook that for an ashtray.
00:50:38Okay, that's enough.
00:50:39Stop disrespecting my guest.
00:50:43Don't worry about it.
00:50:45I'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough.
00:50:48I brought a gift.
00:51:02Ew, what is this?
00:51:04It sounds like shiny scrap metal.
00:51:07I bet it's all junk.
00:51:11Henry, show this schmuck what a real gift looks like.
00:51:14Yes, yes.
00:51:15Thank you for the reminder, my friend.
00:51:20Well, Mia, I knew you grew up idolizing Lion, so I wanted to do something special.
00:51:26I got you this.
00:51:28This is Lion's old tour card.
00:51:30It took me ages to get it out of my father's collection.
00:51:34That would go for millions at Sotheby's.
00:51:37Henry, this is very sweet of you, but it's far too valuable.
00:51:43I can't accept it.
00:51:47This is incredibly rare.
00:51:50What are you sparking about over there, huh?
00:51:52Worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison?
00:51:56Admit it, loser.
00:51:57You are jealous because you could never afford a gift like that.
00:52:05Why don't we make a bet?
00:52:08All right, I'm listening.
00:52:11If my gift is more valuable than yours, you have to lick this plate clean.
00:52:18Cigar ash and all.
00:52:27What a coincidence.
00:52:30Looks like I want to give Mia a Lion's tour card too.
00:52:37But not just one.
00:52:41Ten.
00:52:44Whoa.
00:52:45What?
00:52:47That's impossible.
00:52:48You're just a washed up loser.
00:52:50Like, how is that possible?
00:52:53Well, looks like you lost.
00:52:55Eat up.
00:52:56Jeez.
00:52:57Have I been getting this all wrong?
00:52:59I gotta make a phone call.
00:53:04Is that time to catch?
00:53:07Wait.
00:53:08Guys, we almost fell for this dude's trick.
00:53:10I just talked to my father.
00:53:12Apparently, there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake.
00:53:16The only way you can even tell is if you put him against a fire and then the little lion's
00:53:20head would pop up.
00:53:22And let's be honest.
00:53:24These are certain quotes.
00:53:26And now, guess what?
00:53:28My dad's on his way.
00:53:29And we're going to bust you as the con man that you are.
00:53:33You pissed off the president?
00:53:35You are so screwed.
00:53:38How dare you bring fakes into my house?
00:53:42So you all think these cards are fake?
00:53:44Yeah.
00:53:45Yeah.
00:53:46Yeah.
00:53:47Well, I believe Bobby.
00:53:49I don't think he'd lie to me.
00:53:51Well, why talk about it?
00:53:53Let's put it to the test.
00:53:55Wait, no.
00:53:55You can't destroy those.
00:53:57That's part of Lion's legacy.
00:53:59That's a disrespected golf itself.
00:54:05Wait, no.
00:54:06You can't destroy those.
00:54:07That's part of Lion's legacy.
00:54:09It'd be an insult to golf itself.
00:54:11Oh, my God, Mia.
00:54:12Why are you believing this guy?
00:54:14I'm doing us all a favor by destroying these.
00:54:16I'm calling him out for having a scam.
00:54:24What's going on here?
00:54:25What if that card actually is real?
00:54:29Fire test gold.
00:54:32Adversity test men.
00:54:33Ew.
00:54:35You lying con artist.
00:54:38I'm sick of your parlor tricks.
00:54:39Get on your knees.
00:54:41Admit these are fake.
00:54:42Otherwise, I'm going to give you a glimpse into the depths of hell.
00:54:48Dad, this is who I was telling you about.
00:54:50This is the con man.
00:54:55Ow.
00:54:56You idiot.
00:54:57What do you think you're doing?
00:54:59Mr. Chairman, he was the one that brought the fakes.
00:55:02We had nothing to do with it.
00:55:06Fakes.
00:55:09No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:11These are the real deal.
00:55:12What?
00:55:15Fakes.
00:55:18No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:20These are the real deal.
00:55:22What?
00:55:23Dad, what are you talking about?
00:55:25Are you senile?
00:55:26Like, those can't be real.
00:55:28Ow.
00:55:29Did I raise an idiot?
00:55:30Wait a minute.
00:55:31If those cards are real, then he...
00:55:34He's lying?
00:55:37I apologize for interrupting your family dinner.
00:55:40I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again, and he will be grounded until hopefully he learns his
00:55:47lesson.
00:55:47What?
00:55:48Let's go.
00:55:48Your mother's in the car.
00:55:49Ow!
00:55:50Ow!
00:55:51It's a person!
00:55:52Ow!
00:55:53We almost destroyed those precious treasures.
00:55:58We didn't mean to.
00:55:59It was all Henry's fault.
00:56:03Well, it looks like dinner's finished to me.
00:56:07Let's go for a walk.
00:56:09That sounds nice.
00:56:11It'd be good to get some fresh air away from this stench.
00:56:23Sorry I had to deal with my family back there.
00:56:26Don't worry about it.
00:56:27I just didn't want our first date to end sour.
00:56:35Is that your wife?
00:56:44Yes.
00:56:46She passed in labor.
00:56:48I'm sorry.
00:56:51I know what it's like to lose someone you love.
00:56:55Never gets easier.
00:56:57I want you to know that I'm not trying to replace anybody.
00:57:02I just want to be by her side.
00:57:21Stay here, Mia.
00:57:23Be careful.
00:57:25Hey, bitch.
00:57:26Who's gonna save you now, huh?
00:57:28Hey, baby.
00:57:31Bobby, watch out.
00:57:40Hey!
00:57:44Let her go, Tyler.
00:57:50Bobby!
00:57:54I thought you were gonna go down swinging.
00:57:58Those are cute.
00:58:00Those are my daughters!
00:58:03See that?
00:58:05It's what you get for going against me, you son of a bitch!
00:58:11It's time to go join your wife in hell.
00:58:17Come on, boys!
00:58:19You got lucky this time, motherfucker!
00:58:21Next time I see you, it's gonna be your last!
00:58:24Okay.
00:58:26Man.
00:58:28I think it's broken.
00:58:30I think it's broken.
00:58:30I gotta get you to the hospital.
00:58:33Let's go.
00:58:41Wait.
00:58:42Don't move.
00:58:44Not until the doctor says what's wrong.
00:58:48I have an itch.
00:58:50Down there.
00:58:51My hands are...
00:58:53Okay, well let me itch it for you.
00:58:58Is it right here?
00:59:05How's that feel?
00:59:06That's amazing.
00:59:08Is that it?
00:59:09Oh, yeah.
00:59:10That's so good.
00:59:13That's amazing.
00:59:15Please.
00:59:17Oh, yes.
00:59:19What's Daddy doing?
00:59:22Eleanor!
00:59:23Daddy!
00:59:25Hey.
00:59:26Oh.
00:59:26I'm sorry.
00:59:28Hey, Doc.
00:59:29Um, what's wrong with Bobby's hand?
00:59:31Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture.
00:59:34He needs at least six weeks of proper rest or there will be permanent consequences.
00:59:40Six weeks?
00:59:42What about the U.S. Open?
00:59:43You need rest.
00:59:45And that's doctor's orders.
00:59:49I missed you, Eleanor.
00:59:51I missed you, too.
00:59:52Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:59:53What are you doing?
00:59:54You need to rest and you're not swinging a club anytime soon.
00:59:57I have to go to the U.S. Open.
00:59:59I'll pop oxy if I have to.
01:00:01Okay, but we only have one a day and it only lasts four hours.
01:00:04What are you gonna do when the pill wears off?
01:00:06You can't hold the club correctly.
01:00:09Four hours is plenty.
01:00:11I'll win.
01:00:12For you and me.
01:00:14It's time the legendary lion of golf gets his proper ending.
01:00:20Welcome to the U.S. Open Championships.
01:00:23The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days.
01:00:27The player with the lowest total score will win.
01:00:29This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course, the Auckland Golf Club.
01:00:34The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers, tall roughs, and no water hazards.
01:00:40It is heavily designed to punish every mistake.
01:00:44Who will conquer the Devil's Course and who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:00:52What?!
01:00:52What?!
01:00:53Wait, Bobby!
01:00:54Bobby, our groundskeeper!
01:00:56This legendary lion!
01:00:58He's a Grand Slam champion.
01:01:00He's never lost a tournament.
01:01:02And now that the lion's back, if we win, August will be saved.
01:01:05Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury.
01:01:08But his right hand, is it really gonna be okay?
01:01:28You're old news, loser.
01:01:30Still living out your old Grand Slam glory days as your calling card?
01:01:34Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
01:01:37Feisty.
01:01:38I like it.
01:01:39You can keep screeching, but when I win, I'm gonna find something to shove down your throat to shut you
01:01:43up.
01:01:44That's so fucking gross.
01:01:45Enough.
01:01:45This is a waste of time.
01:01:46While lion has been sleeping away all these years, I have been conquering this very course, year after year.
01:01:57You think you can keep up with me?
01:02:05You don't wake a sleeping lion.
01:02:12I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence.
01:02:16I will show them, once and for all, who deserves to be the greatest of all time.
01:02:43Incredible!
01:02:44The Golden Hills Golden Boys strike with nearer robotic precision.
01:02:50They're all playing way above their level.
01:02:53It's almost like they can see the exact angle, arc, and swing path.
01:02:58you can keep an eye out...
01:03:00Man oh man.
01:03:01This AI it's incredible.
01:03:03It's our secret weapon.
01:03:05This Has-Ban he can't beat us, he's done for.
01:03:16Can he do it?
01:03:25This is your grandson here?
01:03:27He's better off as my caddy.
01:03:30Don't push yourself.
01:03:31You can't play like this.
01:03:33Don't worry about it.
01:03:35I'm not going to miss my next shot.
01:03:42All right, well, you focus on swinging.
01:03:43I'll take care of the rats.
01:04:10Hey, are you okay?
01:04:13How's the leaderboard?
01:04:15There you go.
01:04:16Good job today.
01:04:18Let's find out.
01:04:22Oh, thank God.
01:04:23We made it to the finals.
01:04:25I'm still way behind.
01:04:27To win this game, I have to catch up quickly.
01:04:30The game's just begun.
01:04:50Mia!
01:04:52Where are you?
01:04:54Hey, do you need something?
01:04:55No, I tried to grab my towel, but my wrist still hurts.
01:05:00Oh, yeah.
01:05:01Hold on.
01:05:04Can you massage it, please?
01:05:06The ferocious lion needs some help.
01:05:11Where does it hurt?
01:05:15Right here.
01:05:30The finals are tomorrow.
01:05:32I don't want you to overexert yourself.
01:05:35Tonight.
01:05:36You're mine.
01:05:57I brought you your luckiest charm for your big day.
01:06:03Eleanor is here to root for you.
01:06:07A good luck kiss for Daddy.
01:06:09Now, you're going to win today because you always say I'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you.
01:06:30Four hours?
01:06:32I need to finish before noon.
01:06:50What's going on?
01:06:51Loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag, it's-
01:07:01Wait, that guy just pushed Bobby's ball deeper into the bunker?
01:07:05What are they trying to do?
01:07:09That's the game plan!
01:07:10The Golden Hills Golden Boys got Bobby buried in!
01:07:13He's forced to play an impossible lie!
01:07:19We're completely dug in.
01:07:22What are we gonna do?
01:07:26Just give it up, old man.
01:07:28According to our calculations, it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke.
01:07:33The mighty lion is trapped in our cage.
01:07:36There's no way these guys are this precise.
01:07:38They must be playing dirty.
01:07:43You planted microchips in your arm?
01:07:46So what if we did?
01:07:47All your experience is nothing compared to AI.
01:07:58You want a hint?
01:08:00The AI has calculated millions of possibilities, and it's come up with one conclusion.
01:08:06You lose.
01:08:07AI's never wrong.
01:08:09You're so screwed.
01:08:13Dude, just accept it.
01:08:15You're a washed-up retiree.
01:08:17You can't be cold hard facts, don't you understand that?
01:08:20It's in the bag, for God's sakes!
01:08:25Leave it to me.
01:08:43How the hell?
01:08:45No!
01:08:47That goes against all common sense and calculations.
01:08:50It's impossible.
01:08:57See?
01:08:58He landed back in the bunker.
01:09:00He still needs two strokes.
01:09:02That fossil doesn't understand that AI, it runs the world now.
01:09:08Bobby has one stroke to lay the ball in the hole, just to tie with Kane.
01:09:12Shit, Mia.
01:09:13We're done for.
01:09:14Looks like August can't escape bankruptcy after all.
01:09:18The fact that y'all still put all your faith in him, it's your biggest mistake.
01:09:22Making it in the hole from the bunker?
01:09:23Nobody can do that.
01:09:25Oh, God.
01:09:27Wait.
01:09:28On the green?
01:09:29Something's moving.
01:09:33Wait.
01:09:35That's my ball.
01:09:39Did he just...
01:09:40Ooh, so close.
01:09:43But it looks like Bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes.
01:09:46It's okay, guys.
01:09:48Even if August Golf Club goes down, we'll stick together like family.
01:09:52Our cutting edge AI implant chips have exactly what we need to get in your way.
01:10:00When?
01:10:02In your dreams.
01:10:03Our AI's calculated your chances.
01:10:05And guess what?
01:10:06It's a 100% chance you lose.
01:10:17What's this?
01:10:18I can't believe my eyes!
01:10:20The ball's still moving!
01:10:22Look alive, boys!
01:10:25I'm still in play.
01:10:30It stopped?
01:10:33A pathetic old man challenging hard facts and data?
01:10:37It's impossible.
01:10:38Yeah, he must really be embarrassed, huh?
01:10:52Oh, God!
01:10:53Oh, God!
01:10:54Oh, God!
01:10:55Oh, God!
01:10:56Oh, God!
01:10:56Let's go!
01:10:58I knew you could do it.
01:11:00Oh, God!
01:11:03Our cutting edge AI didn't see that path.
01:11:06How did you?
01:11:07Nah, you know what, man?
01:11:08It's gotta be a bug or something, right?
01:11:11I mean, there's no way that this guy's smarter than AI.
01:11:15It's not a bug.
01:11:16He took the path that AI considered to be impossible.
01:11:20And he did it in one stroke.
01:11:22He's done what AI thought to be beyond human ability.
01:11:26A free lesson for you.
01:11:28All the cold, hard data in the world can't compete with years of experience on the golf course.
01:11:34It's gonna be a long time before you beat me.
01:11:37So all your little microchips won't win.
01:11:43Now let's take a look at the final leaderboard.
01:11:45Bobby and Kane are tied for first.
01:11:48You know what this means.
01:11:49A sudden death round.
01:11:51Whoever wins will move on to the next.
01:11:55Let's go, boys.
01:12:02What's wrong?
01:12:06The painkillers have worn off, haven't they?
01:12:07Don't worry.
01:12:09I'll put Kane in his place soon enough.
01:12:26Let's go!
01:12:27Come on now!
01:12:35You've held out long enough, old man.
01:12:37It's time to end your legacy, Lion.
01:12:45Damn it!
01:12:47The painkiller's worn off.
01:12:57Nice!
01:12:58Let's go!
01:13:00Next is hole 10.
01:13:01535 yards at par 4.
01:13:04Kane Carter is up next.
01:13:12Woo!
01:13:13Just give up.
01:13:14The future belongs to young, innovative players like me.
01:13:17Not wrinkly old deadweights.
01:13:18You're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium.
01:13:32What the hell are you looking at, old man?
01:13:34The flag's all the way over there.
01:13:36Just waiting on the sun to disappear.
01:13:39Disappear?
01:13:40There's not a cloud in sight.
01:13:41You really are crazy.
01:13:43My experience doesn't lie.
01:13:55My experience doesn't lie.
01:14:01No matter what.
01:14:02Chin up, old man.
01:14:03You gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you.
01:14:05For good.
01:14:06Daddy!
01:14:07A lucky magic spell for you.
01:14:09I know you can do it.
01:14:11You got this.
01:14:15Soon.
01:14:17Soon?
01:14:17Soon what?
01:14:18Are you praying for a miracle?
01:14:20I mean, I guess you probably should,
01:14:22because it's gonna take an act of God for you to win this.
01:14:25Anything less than that trophy is mine.
01:14:27A miracle?
01:14:29Miracles are for the unprepared.
01:14:43The sun, it actually disappeared.
01:14:56Fun.
01:14:57At least it'll make things interesting.
01:15:07Yes!
01:15:09Nice shot, bud.
01:15:10Bummer.
01:15:11Nerdy.
01:15:12Yes.
01:15:13Kane slipped up.
01:15:15Bobby just needs to get the ball in the green
01:15:17and put it in the hole.
01:15:18Then he's tied with Kane.
01:15:20It's for another round.
01:15:21Got this, Daddy.
01:15:23God.
01:15:25At his time, it's gonna be the total eclipse.
01:15:26How's he gonna swing in total darkness?
01:15:28This is beyond Lyon's top records.
01:15:31Even at his peak.
01:15:32Plus, it's about to be pitch black soon.
01:15:34You can keep dreaming, bud.
01:15:37Now it's Bobby's turn.
01:15:38He's looking rough.
01:15:40We believe in you, Bobby.
01:15:42You got this.
01:15:48Wait.
01:15:49Bobby's not aiming for the save.
01:15:51He's aiming for the flash.
01:15:52He's swinging for the wind.
01:15:54I'll tell you what.
01:15:55I'll sweeten it.
01:15:57You pull off this miracle,
01:15:59I'll tear down that Golden Hill sign.
01:16:01And I'll hand it to August.
01:16:06August doesn't want your club.
01:16:08Your reputation is trash.
01:16:12And you...
01:16:15I'll go beyond.
01:16:17I'll beat the old me.
01:16:18After this shot, August's name will echo across America.
01:16:24Now watch this drive.
01:16:50Now watch this drive.
01:16:51in the middle of Monday.
01:16:58Why golf ball fly?
01:17:00Big daddy's dream come true.
01:17:02Big daddy's dream come true.
01:17:14Big daddy's dream come true.
01:17:21Fuck! How did he do this?
01:17:35No! I lost! Fuck! He crushed me! How could Kane lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:17:46Daddy, I knew you were the bestest!
01:17:50Folks, did you see this? He managed to beat Kane Carter with an injured right hand!
01:17:56He's back, folks! The Gooks, the Lion, Bobby Woods!
01:18:05The winner of the US Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:18:15I didn't do this for me. I did it for all of us. For August Golf Club!
01:18:26You cheated! This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club!
01:18:31You were taking pills. I saw it with my own two eyes. You were doping!
01:18:38No. The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the Association before the competition even started.
01:18:44You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:18:45I can prove it.
01:18:52The doping you saw? Painkillers.
01:18:56Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:19:00Legal, approved by the Association, and cleared prior to competition.
01:19:05It's all documented right here.
01:19:09You. You're on his team. You're in on it.
01:19:13Oh, and as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:19:22I have evidence. How about you?
01:19:28I have evidence. Do you?
01:19:31No. This is enough to arrest you and investigate your little club.
01:19:37Come on. Punch you, motherfucker.
01:19:40Lion, you finally returned, reclaiming your place as champion.
01:19:51A long time ago, I said I was going to retire. But I did for my daughter. And since I've
01:19:57won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:20:03Stay. We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way. Please, stay!
01:20:11Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay!
01:20:17Eleanor, Daddy has a lot of money now, and I can afford to bring you to any art school you
01:20:22want to go to.
01:20:24I'm staying with you. I'm not golfing.
01:20:29Daddy, I like watching you play golf. I've never seen you so cool and strong before. You're amazing.
01:20:39I'm a big girl now. Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy. Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:20:53Okay. Then we're all going to be a big, happy family.
01:21:18do the night.
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