00:00Eeeh!
00:02Ugh!
00:04Ugh!
00:04Woo!
00:05Whoa!
00:06Ah!
00:06Don't tell mom.
00:16Hmm, let's do this.
00:21Oh!
00:33Name one bird cooler than your dad.
00:35Liswan James.
00:37Hendaya.
00:38Michael Beak Jordan.
00:39Timothy Qualamet.
00:40I said what?
00:41Bad Birdie.
00:42Tate McCraven.
00:43Alex Earl.
00:44Ryan Gosling.
00:46I'm a professional full-time parent.
00:48It's my new job.
00:49Oh, hey!
00:50What's up?
00:51Came to say goodnight to the best daughter in the world.
00:53A what?
00:54No way!
00:55Uh, yes way.
00:56That is so wild!
00:58Really?
00:58Hold on.
01:00My dad's mumbling something in the doorway.
01:02Dad, do you need something?
01:03I'm on the phone.
01:04Okay.
01:05Oh my gosh!
01:05I love you too, Dad.
01:07Video chat.
01:08Everyone's watching
01:09To see what you want to
01:14Tell me how to use
01:16And you
01:17Ah!
01:19Whoa!
01:20Ah!
01:21Don't tell mom.
01:24Everybody's working
01:25Whoa!
01:26Time to call the bomb squad.
01:27Oh yeah!
01:28Hey!
01:29You guys got this, right?
01:31Oh!
01:32Oh, I've got a situation here!
01:34Uh!
01:34Um, everything going okay out there?
01:36We need a new diaper!
01:38I don't know where the diapers are!
01:40No, no, no, no!
01:41No, no, no, no!
01:41Oh!
01:42It's like the Bellagio fountain!
01:46Where'd he go?
01:47Get him right saying no soda!
01:48Huh?
01:49Oh no!
01:50Why is he doing that?
01:52Is that normal?
01:52I don't know!
01:55Help!
01:56What are you doing?
01:58Come on, people!
02:00Call 911!
02:01Or an exorcist!
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